Charlie The Sell-Out | Two And A Half Men | Comedy Central Africa

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  • @luciferm9647
    @luciferm9647 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    She was wrong. About what? What difference does it make? I won an argument with a woman. Comedy gold.

  • @wildmike951
    @wildmike951 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Melissa was the cutest, most adorable woman I have ever seen. Just a true beauty. Even mad she was sexy as hell

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Melissa and Myra Monkhouse, from Family Matters - two powerful, pint-sized pixies

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Get in line i saw her first 🎉

    • @Boaz833
      @Boaz833 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What did she see in Alan?

    • @sws212
      @sws212 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Boaz833 A paycheck for the actress who plays her

  • @JohnnyStabbo
    @JohnnyStabbo ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:25 Evelyn casually droppimg some wisdom for all of us

    • @konpsymusic
      @konpsymusic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      01:02 this was the real wisdom bro 💯

  • @Gerchan555
    @Gerchan555 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The vomiting after the kick in the balls is most realistic depiction of that pain, you really will vomit from pain, it's fucking rough :D

  • @brierichardson8462
    @brierichardson8462 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    1:55 I like to think of this moment as overdue revenge for when Charlie dumped her

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I feel like that knee was payback for Charlie dumping HER lol😂

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So what's alan's payback for two timing her?

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@melanieparker Well, he accidentally burned down Lyndsey's house, so karma kind of handled it.

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Hulkzilla0 I guess but they did throw melissa away and never see her again and she never did confront him.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@melanieparker Yeah, it is a bit annoying we never get a conclusion for Melissa’s story.

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People come and go.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats ปีที่แล้ว +23

    the fact that she apologized because she had to hurt someone she wasn't after, thats some legit honor, most "people" dont even know the meaning of the word honor, or sorry

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor ปีที่แล้ว +22

    00:34 Yep. Welcome to the 21st century, Evelyn. Most people nowadays aren't even THAT considerate!

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If Charlie hit Melissa he would be charged, but Melissa hits a guy?? Nothing happens.... 🤷

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Welcome to reality

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Jack1994hoo Yup! It's the sad reality of the Modern world....

    • @SC2Prototype
      @SC2Prototype ปีที่แล้ว

      if a women knees me in the nuts without good reason, she will get hit in the face

    • @MattHadder
      @MattHadder ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's because the men don't usually report it, but women definitely get arrested for domestic violence

    • @octane7047
      @octane7047 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂 Imagine doing that to a woman. The guy would rot in jail 😂

  • @rob_101
    @rob_101 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Only very few men win an argument against women. Alan was a genius.

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rubbish. Accepting that you are wrong is easy, admitting that you are wrong is hard. Men do not "win" arguments when they want their women to ADMIT that they were wrong instead of just taking the W.

  • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz3507
    @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz3507 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I dont know why he ran back to Lyndsey, Melissa was the much hotter and nicer choice by a landslide

    • @fuzzydunlop5506
      @fuzzydunlop5506 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alan knows that dating a midget causes back problems.

  • @zidneya
    @zidneya ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Who else remembers when Charlie broke Melissa's heart and she took it out on Alan by almost killing him in a car crash? As far as I'm concerned, this was loooong overdue.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hey, it all balances out!

    • @cockerspanielfan56
      @cockerspanielfan56 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do. It was intense. Breaking someone’s heart can drive them crazy, it even drove Jake’s former teacher crazy when he broke things off with her. Her mental breakdown caused her to act out and Ms. Pastrinack ended up getting blackballed from teaching. For Rose, she glued his nuts together and she was always crazy. You can’t be playing with people’s hearts like that, it’s not cool. It only leads to pain and heartache.

    • @heavydonkeykong5190
      @heavydonkeykong5190 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Alan even called Charlie out for how he is constantly forced to deal with the fallout of Charlie's antics. Now, Charlie is dealing with the fallout of Alan's BS, and it's from the SAME girl that Alan had previously called him out on.

  • @johnaudio232
    @johnaudio232 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My episiotomy still itches...lol

  • @PeteyGunn
    @PeteyGunn ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Who in their right mind would break it off with that kitten

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're right, I wouldn't have started with her. I have standards and am not desperate.

    • @uglyskully5928
      @uglyskully5928 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Short women are closer to hell so they have alot of anger, wouldn’t recommend

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Umm she is crazy

  • @ministryoftruth8588
    @ministryoftruth8588 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Violence, even violence from a woman towards a man is NOT FUNNY!!! Charlie should have had that midget ARRESTED!!!

    • @sliferxxxx
      @sliferxxxx ปีที่แล้ว

      Or hit her azz back

    • @henryhondo8421
      @henryhondo8421 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welcome to double standards. GBV only applies to men not women

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 ปีที่แล้ว

      It isn't funny, but it is kind of a turn-on.

  • @sucote100
    @sucote100 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This small one was terrific...

  • @ps6474
    @ps6474 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    On some level, I'm sure you had it coming, Lmao!! Gotta love Evelyn That said, Always wanted Alan with Melissa at the end, didn't like Lyndsey too much. Lol

    • @brandon074
      @brandon074 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. I thought Lyndsey had too little personality....although I did like the fact she did star in a porn movie while in college. Melissa was the best woman for Alan.

  • @shuib
    @shuib ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Episiotomy still itches!

  • @johnryman-f3c
    @johnryman-f3c 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    HOLLAND TAYLOR IS BRILLIANT

  • @richardmosher6602
    @richardmosher6602 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why wood your bothers grail friend do that to you 3:00 😊

  • @reggieturner4614
    @reggieturner4614 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Which episode was

  • @crystalworthington2270
    @crystalworthington2270 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Jon cryer

  • @travisjohnson6676
    @travisjohnson6676 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Once I want to see a woman get similar treatment in return
    Equal rights, right?

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the funny thing everybody complains about "Equal Rights" but that means that if a Woman hits a Man, or Man hits a Woman, EQUAL PUNISHMENT despite your gender....

  • @craigburnett6099
    @craigburnett6099 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best show ever.

  • @crystalworthington2270
    @crystalworthington2270 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Charlie is cool

  • @lylebaierlein419
    @lylebaierlein419 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Melissa assaulted charlie and no one does a thing about it? Where is the equality?

  • @johnspencer9579
    @johnspencer9579 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why can't people just leave a good thing alone that was a fantastic sitcom one that'll go down in the history books they try to take it away from us by trying to charge us even if we had it recorded they take it why I was on the people out there like myself love that show and the people that control it no exactly what they got but that's not good enough for them they want more why can't they just leave a good thing alone and let us enjoy a little bit of the past

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obsessed much.... How many shrines do You have of Charlie?? 😂😂

  • @theophilisrogers5791
    @theophilisrogers5791 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Melissa really broke Charlie down to size

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว

      She should've done that to Alan but never did.

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Charlie the sell-out?" Very misleading title. Considering Alan suffered NO consequences for two timing Lindsay and we never hear from Melissa again I think selling out is thee last thing Charlie did to his slimeball brother.

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I can't, I'm not a rat!" About 10 seconds later.... rats.. How about that?? Everybody's favorite character is a Rat!! 😂😂😂😂 Charlie and Alan are Cowards..

  • @MarceloHenrique1404
    @MarceloHenrique1404 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dumping sins in the one you love

  • @screew708
    @screew708 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Violence towards men is hilarious isn't it?

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you think the three stooges was so successful?

  • @williamlenker8326
    @williamlenker8326 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I’m not a rat.” Really? His moral compass won’t let him be a snitch for 2 seconds, then he caves?

  • @chisomibezim1481
    @chisomibezim1481 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ahhh the age old question when a woman assaults man:
    "What did you do to her?" 🙄

  • @darrenedwards8884
    @darrenedwards8884 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Charlie did deserve it

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:01 Let's be honest. After breaking Melissa's heart by Charlie, he DESERVED it.

  • @russulpeter8724
    @russulpeter8724 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Their mom can’t hold the laugh in real at0:24

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I learned my lesson a long time ago about short women. they can be very deceiving.

    • @lauracoutts7109
      @lauracoutts7109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dynamite comes in small packages. My late grandmother was a titch and had a terrible temper. People were afraid of all four and a half feet of her.

  • @fonkamex
    @fonkamex ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This comedy is 20 years old so many jokes here doesn’t apply anymore. Like her assault to Charlie, these days that would end up in arrest but 20 years ago it wasn’t like that. So people, stop complaining.

    • @nexizimas4060
      @nexizimas4060 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only is charges are pressed

    • @asm7406
      @asm7406 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not Criying

  • @deadmanthehekatonkheire994
    @deadmanthehekatonkheire994 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What kind of idiot breaks up with Melissa for Lindsay?

  • @Alice15210
    @Alice15210 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still think melissa burnt down Lynsey's house bcs of this scene. Charlie gave her the address