Armstrong applies for even more jobs
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
- Yo Mr. Armstrong, we need to cook the books.
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This is canon. I don't care what people say. Raiden joining the DMC, Armstrong being homeless, and Sam being a CEO. That's character development.
Yes
sigma grindset
@Bygotskitz Devil May Cry
@Bygotskitz devil may cry
@Bygotskitz delorean motor company?
When Jack said “you’re just a clown, Armstrong.” I really thought Armstrong would follow through and apply for being a clown :p
Tbh facepalmed after finishing video because yeah that would have been obvious. Next time maybe.
So there will be a next time :)
@@BlaulPart when you accidently give a spoiler:
@@BlaulPart Raiden just refused to give him a job idea and he gets a flash back to being called a clown
Like how when Raiden told Sam to die and he applied to die for money
Pretty sure saucy jack is on the verge of killing armstrong and sam for their continuous disturbance towards his 20h long sigma male drive session.
Thats exacly why he fought against them in the actual game its canon
The close up on Sam’s mouth when he says “no” is so fucking funny
same I was literally about to say this until I saw your comment
Hmmmmmm… *NO*
What part of the game is that from anyway
@@HondaOhnaka I think it was zoomed in when he says “No” in the game
I think it’s in the badlands showdown cutscene when he says “No”
@@IdioticPrson awesome thanks
Now, dear viewer, I know what you're thinking "Why did the car put Armstrong in the hospital?" Well you see, I have a theory, due to not having a job for so long he could not afford the wages of the nanomachines anymore and lost them; he never bought them back because he found them unnecessary for his dancing career.
Or simpler solution is to say that the car it self was made from nanomachines?
@@adamlinkowski Nico's van is a devil arm in of itself. That machine can do tasks thought impossible. The Devil May Cry business would settle for nothing less.
This is the questionably good timeline to Metal Gear Rising. In return to everyone surviving, Jack must suffer as he gives jobs to people
1:30
As an electrician, i can confirm this is exactly what we tell our customers to do in this case.
1:42 That technique will kill you.
Sam knows that licking the power source will pump too much power through the veins of the licker ultimately making them the most powerful being for a few seconds but also killing them in the process by explosion, Sam is rejecting him for the safety of Armstrong and the world.
its ok he has nanomachines
@@roar1ng I think that's the point
@@cvzo-b2v That would make the joke have no context whatsoever and be lesser because of it
@@St3lla-MaR1s sorry
*licks power source*
i love how when armstrong started to talk about sam's mother he just shuts him up so quickly like its a tounchly subject
"blood is bad" says the guy who suggested Armstrong's diseased son to bathe in blood. Nice callback though.
Nice pfp
Now raiden applies for a job, you can make him try being politician and use the dialogue “typical politicians, big promises but all talk”
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+- ok no screw this chain
IM Waiting lol this is so good
@@dibs6462 how could you
"You are just one atrocity after another"
Alright I'm stealing this one
Considering how Armstrong is a senator, there's actually a good chance that he has a degree in law.
0:43 That's kindest request I've ever heard
Can't believe Armstrong actually became a limpdick lawyer, literally shaking and crying rn
How the hell did Armstrong get in his previous position if he's just as incompetent as Sam? Did he get it from another insane MGR boss? Sundowner, maybe?
Well, he doe"sn't write his speeches
No fuss no muss straight to the job
he used war as a business to get a job
Mistral, because french gals make people unwise.
Well I mean Sam is somehow sort of competent now so I guees maybe they are both skilled but just can't display anything but incompetence in 90% of their interviews for some reason?
when we needed him the most, he was here
My favorite thing about this series is the various hats Sam / Armstrong wear to show their professions
Sam with his holstered mop was also so great😂
I like how Sam doesn’t even consider some of Armstrong’s ideas now. No hesitation-any bad suggestion gets a “No.” He’s so busy now he can’t waste those precious seconds.
3:04 I better call Armstrong!
The fact he actually has a backstory reason for armstrong losing this.
since in the video after armstrong apllied for jobs, raiden ran out of gas and needed help... and I guess 1 driving error later and armstrong lost his dancing career
“You’re just one atrocity after another”
That’s a good insult.
Holy shid it's penguin
2:08 this shit has me dead 💀💀
Armstrong Goodman confirmed?! 😳
0:23 That Jack's face is priceless.
I could plow the farm, with my BARE HANDS!
@Bygotskitz What?
@Bygotskitz Don't fuck with this farmer!
Glad to see more Armstrong lore
The best thing about MGR characters is that they can all take turns being the sensible person and the crazy stupid person and it always fits.
So true
TIL I have rights
It's true, it's in the constitution
Hi im saul goodman
Did you know that you have rights?
@@UltimateRobot the constitution says you do
Raiden's mental stability is coming more and more into question haha
METAL GEAR RISING 2: The Devil's May Cry
Possibly a Hideo Kojima Game
2:09 escalated a lil to quickly!
Missed an opportunity to use Armstrong absorbing and exploding vehicles in the electrician bit.
I love that this 9 year old game still has such a strong community with awesome videos like these. I can spend hours laughing at videos with friends from a game that’s 9 years old. Thank you for making these super funny amazing videos can’t wait to see more!
Love the spirit. Glad you and friends enjoy :)
1:06 Guess there won't be bloodshed. Poor Armstrong, it's the only thing he's ever known.
Apparently the man in the mirror didn't nod his head.
I can't tell what's more interesting. The fact that Sam owns so many businesses or that Raiden has a lot of spare time to just ride his motorcycle
Armstrong is literally me trying to get a job as a student
now we just need the final episode with Armstrong finally fighting Sam and retaking his company!
I love the callback to the fact that Sam was dodging taxes in the last interview lol.
I have called armstrong he managed to free me from death sentence good service, mother of all omelettes/10
He didn't fret over every egg Jack. That's why he freed you from death sentence
The "Jack! --Thank-- fuk u 4 coming in" killed me 😂
That part where they hit Armstrong absolutely slayed me, god this channel is underrated
You're telling me Mr. "There will be bloodshed" thinks blood si bad?
It took me a second to process that the white-haired person in Nico's van was Raiden and not Nero
These keep getting better and better! Got ourselves a whole alternate reality universe-hopping storyline now ❤
That would be a great ending...
...BUT Sam is not an American citizen. He is Brazilian. This means you gotta give us a new episode as he is most likely to be caught by the IRS
this channel is the best thing to ever happen in my life
i love that sam is the manager for every single job in this series
I seriously love these YTP-styled videos. I heard they take long to make.
It's the audio that's really exhausting. The rest of it is easy and quick enough, at least for me, but it can take me many many hours to cut up lines the way I need them.
@@BlaulPart I’ve tried making a YTP before and gave up.
i was expecting armstrong to yell OBJECTION at every opportunity in the attorney one
Armstrong be like:
FUCK LAWYERS
*becomes lawyer*
Desperate times call for desperate measures
This is the moment Armstrong became slippin jimmy
Bravo Vince!
Ah yes, my favorite series are back 🍿
I saw the video of sam asking for work in the morning, I kill myself with laughter. Yt recommended me after the other videos, and now this one I see and I'm dying of laughter. quality content. take my sub
How many times must you make me laugh?🤣🤣🤣🤣
you turned armstrong into one of those LIMPDICK LAWYERS
So that's why Raiden is rolling back and forth in the middle of nowhere - he's patrolling for demons as the new member of DMC's mobile branch.
Hell yeah
Now I'm legit wondering if the other winds of destruction will factor into this later
Until one day, Armstrong presents an Attorney badge as evidence in Nero's trial for vehicular manslaughter and loses his license.
'Blood everywhere. Blood beautiful.'
THIS is character development.
Raiden went from Jack the Ripper to Jack the Devil may cry member.
Sam became CEO of everything.
Armstrong is homeless and no longer a Senator.
dude u earned my sub cause of that better call saul ref
The next guy without a job is me
That Saul reference hits hard
Blaul Part is, at this point, the king of 2022 TH-cam Poops.
This could basically be the plot of a '70s anime.
First sam, and now armstrong finds raiden on every road he goes
Sam: "Blood is bad."
Sam's theme: *THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED*
Sam in canon: *wiping blood off chest*
Breaking money into two for extra money. Armstrong big brain moment
I hope Armstrong will shout “OBJECTION”
This meme unironically has great worldbuilding
3:12 But... Sam is Brazilian, not American!
Now get Armstrong to become a singer
And that's how the Senator Armstrong 3d meme was born.
Blaul. Blaul Part. My boy. What is this? I expected decent editing from you, but then you came out and just flexed on us by somehow making Armstrong say Toyota Prius. The job is very much yours.
Edit: And then you go even harder on that attorney speech. Unbelievable.
And this is the prequel to Steven Atmstrong: Ace attorney
Sam when failing to get a job: :0
Armstrong when failing to get a job: hrng?
Raiden is just getting more and more suicidal every time this happens.
Armstrong dancing is hilarious
"The job is not yours"
~Jetstream sam
This trilogy never ends
For the final part of the Armstrong trilogy we wait wait for eternity 🎉
Next should be Raiden looks for jobs because he keep driving the bike at the same road 20 hours every day and he needs money for gas
"Blood is bad"
-Jestream sam
aka
'The bloodshed man"
Thanks for coming in
1:08 evil sam be like: *THERE WONT BE BLOODSHED!*
better call Steven Nanomachines Armstrong
“TAX EVASION IS A CRIME, SAM!”
for the next vid we need the "Steven Armstrong: Ace Attorney" bit.
Alternative Timeline when Sam and Armstrong switch place
Mans a god of sentence splicing
Armstrong after losing any job:
H N R H ?
I want Armstrong in my corner in court.
In the next episode : Raiden looking for a work
I thought the reference to previous video would be that Armstrong didn't help raiden when he needed it the most
One thing leads to another I suppose
Now there's a pretty meme, exquisite!
-Monsoon
Really raiden you ran him over
At that point you deserved that lmao
"Oh Armstrong is back! How insane" get's me everytime
If tax fraud is bad, Shakira better call Armstrong to fight for her.
Context: Shakira (hips don't lie, famous Colombian singer) is facing trial and possible 8 years in jail for tax fraud by Spanish government
Character development from the AI write video, went from committing tax fraud to defending someone from the IRS
Armstrong would lose a case and be fired after his client got put in jail
Sam seems to own every possible job in the Universe.
I like that.