youtube is killing this channel.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 เม.ย. 2024
- i literally don't know what to do at this point
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I panicked when the video was longer than 50 seconds
That's what made it so believable
Same. I briefly considered unsuscribing.
@@e.d.1642 Why tho?
@@LuisSierra42he’s obviously being sarcastic.
yeah same!
TH-cam is trying to limit the things that man can carry. They never stopped to think about what happens when this man stops carrying TH-cam
Yo wtf I love you dude I never thought I’d see you in the wild 🤣
man carrying free speech
man can never stop carrying, even if youtube doesn't want man to carry
Man is cursed to carry for he has gone against the wishes of the gods.
man disposing of inconvenient things
it took me about a minute to realize you were serious, then it took me until the first video example to realize that you were, in fact, not being serious.
He really had us going for over a minute. Impressive bait and switch.
You give him the benefit of the doubt. What if he wasn't serious when you thought he was and was serious when you thought he wasn't?
Having the video be 3:51 minutes truly was a stroke of genius
It's like TH-cam didn't even notice your smile in your "I am going to commit murder" video. Smiling people are happy people and it's illegal for a happy person to murder ANYONE. Duh doy, TH-cam.
Exercise gives people endorphins, endorphins make people happy, and happy people just don't commit murder!
@@melonyrobinson9944 Do you double Delta-Nu swear?
Literally me as a child in the 90s seeing a photo of George H. W. Bush on the cover of Time and asking my father who that was and him answering "a bad man" and me going "....but... he's smiling....?" [Note from 2024: this amusing anecdote childhood anecdote doesn't require agreeing with my father's political opinions but having said that man my father had no idea what was coming did he]
"People only smile when they're happy!" -Amir Valerie Blumenfeld
@@melonyrobinson9944 I think people have missed the Legally Blonde reference. I appreciated it.
Committing murder is bad.
Yeah, and so is breathing air. Breathing is deadphobic.
🤓
Thanks for the information, Mr. Beat. I would’ve never known. You are an absolute legend and will never miss.
nuh uh
Shut up mr beast
At least “Plankton farts and dies” is still up. I don’t know what I’d do if that ever got taken down
Crazy that it got copyright claimed by Sony BMG for the extended fart and die sound effect though
I would fart and die.
It actually got taken down
He would have to reupload it as "Plankton Farts and Dies...in Minecraft"
It’s been changed to “Plankton farts and doesn’t die”
It’s terrifying when it’s over 20 seconds long and not about books
This video is attacking me
you have very many subscribers
And you post some pretty insane topics and get away with it.
Or maybe we're only seeing so much of it?
Hrm...
Without Wendigoon, I never would have found the courage to commit my first murder. Without Man Carrying Thing, I never would have seen gratuitous penetrative sex
The video stayed serious just long enough for me to think "oh okay this is actually real he's not setting up a bit" and then the payoff happened. Utter genius.
Naw, it's a bad bit. TH-cam's arbitrary and automated targeting of creators and their videos with zero recourse and zero feedback as to what you even did wrong is infamous, terrible and no joke. For example I know a guy who's doing on the ground videojournalism in Ukraine and his whole channel has been demonetized for over half a year and they won't even tell him why. Doing a bit around a "youtube is doing this to me [actually it's completely obvious it's his fault]" isn't all that funny but is in bad taste. Feels like actually tossing your hat into the ring in this Debate, on the corp's side.
@@abdulmasaiev9024you’re overthinking it. The relies on TH-cam being genuinely unfair to have something to subvert, its literally the entire joke that this one guy is actually wrong
@@abdulmasaiev9024 No, MxR Plays and many more popular TH-camrs are actually like this. They genuinely know exactly what they did wrong but also know sex sells so they ham it up with the tears on camera.
@@cantthinkofaname5046 Yes? I literally said that the joke is the guy is obviously in the wrong? The bit is still making fun of people youtube did this to ("here's one whining and hey actually look he obviously deserved it") and is very much a punching down / kicking them when they're down kind of thing.
@@GetReady4FreddyKrueger What do you mean "no". I never said nobody who got this treatment deserves it. The ones who should be hit by it getting hit by it is not a problem. It's the other cases: those who shouldn't be, being - and also those who should be, not being. It's arbitrary.
Man... I'm so sorry dude.. I'm such a huge fan of your work, and this pains me.
I am absolutely certain that a lot of your fans will agree with me, but seriously, if you were to make your very own "Man Carrying Thing" Streaming Service, and just upload all your videos there, I bet we would all happily pay up to $15 a month for it. Please consider it. We would hate to see you go!
tysm - working on it now, but minimum price will be $200 a month. gotta pay my body guards.
@@ManCarryingThing Paying your employees is for suckers. Not signing up for the subscription
@@ManCarryingThing Honestly, this may be TOO affordable. Maybe consider making it at least 300-400$ for more profit!
@@kenswords Obviously he's paying them in exposure, not actual money.
@@ManCarryingThing You gotta do it like the real champions: *Man Carrying NFTs* 🔥💸💵💰💉😎💦💦
The best part of Man Carrying Thing is not knowing whether or not it's a real update or just a sketch.
It took me over a minute to figure that out.
glad I was one of the lucky few that got to see your artistic interpretation of terrorist attacks before it got taken down
The depiction of mass casualties was done rather tastefully might I add
Hey you're that Groove Battle guy
Hes a poser. Not even ready to commit to it
This is the biggest "Had me in the first half, not gonna lie" I've ever had.
It hit me the same way
He kept it up for longer than I expected so I got got pretty easily 😔.
Nearly fell for it
It is a very serious video, what are you even talking about.
When Plankton farts and dies it's OK, but when Man does it, it's wrong?
What the hell, TH-cam!
Would've been epic if youtube didn't show me this comment as a preview before actually opening the comment section... but since it's this channel I was 95% sure it was gonna be a gag
TH-cam taking down your “I have 9 children currently locked inside my basement” video is actually unfair ngl
He would’ve went viral with “Puppy Blood Sacrifice” but TH-cam’s PC police stopped him.
and they try to justify it by saying “includes footage of youtubers horrific treatment of children and includes many many crimes” like what is this. Smh my head youtube
yeah, they dont take them down when family channels post those 💀
Say what you will, at least he's trying to start a conversation about the 9 children locked in his basement, which is more than I can say for most creators on here
literally 1984
He ACTUALLY had me in the first half NGL
Same!!
Then he showed the first thumbnail 😂
learn some more vocabulary
@@sorsun46I commented like a 9 word comment not a fucking English essay wdym learn more vocabulary go take out your frustration on some other mf
"There's a whole side of me that you don't see because YT doesn't allow it" paired with the video titles looks like a decent prompt for a horror story.
Watched this in the middle of a college class because I thought this was legit fml
go study
@@ManCarryingThingMan Carrying Fertile Young Minds
go protest
@@tedpilledtonysoprano5512fertile? 😏
@@ManCarryingThing don't tell him what to do! YOU go study!
How dare you for making me feel a genuine emotion. Thank you for letting me know to never do that again
Man carries love
Man carrying our expectations over a ledge this time. He got me for sure
Man carries all his emotions in a jar now
Right there that's it right there
surprised your earnesty lasted this long on the modern internet
2:45 1 hour and 11 minutes is crazy
I didn't even see that detail! 😆😆😆
The man carries an enormous amount of weight in his pants. I expected no less.
Well it doesn't say it contains that for the entirety of the video
A normal Tuesday night for many of us Scorpios
As a content creator focusing on horror I deal with this all the time. When I make a video about a disturbing Japanese torture film that's all fine and dandy, but when I myself kidnap and torture someone on camera it gets removed almost immediately and TH-cam refuses to tell me the difference.
TH-cam dropping man
Man carrying body?
Man burying body?
TH-cam was too weak to carry man :(
Man penetrating
Man hiding body?
This is censorship. Pure and simple.
Incidentally, I only listened to the audio of this video and I did get distracted a bit in the middle, but I feel like I got the whole picture
what the heck this comment is like a god tier joke good upvote to you stranger
@@unconcernedsalad2redditard
Crawl back to r/dankmemes
Um, actually... Platforms by definition cannot engage in censorship because they're not a government. But also um, actually it's their responsibility as a platform to determine what content is objectionable and therefore it's their duty to censor what they determine is subjectively unacceptable.
@@BigDaddyWes *whoosh*
Classic. "Give me money". Just discovered this dude. Let's do this
After you give him some money, give me some money too
please know that i am being serious when i say that this is your magnum opus. fully thought you were being serious for the first minute before dying of laughter for the rest of the runtime, the last 'video' title killed me
This feels like a personal attack
I was looking for you guys in this comment section 😅
It should!
Literally first channel that came to my mind
Wow, what a cynical channel.
I don't know why, but I was actually thinking about you guys the whole video...
I am mailing you my credit card right now. May it help you in these dark times.
dude, i saw the thumbnail and thought "whoa. has he finally made a serious video?" and then i was like "nah he's prolly f*kin around" then i start watching and i ask myself "wait is he for real" then i was like "nah" and then i was like, "wait he's for real" and then up comes the supposedly removed video title. you had me the first half brother, and then stopped and then had me again
OMG Man Carrying things had a person multiple times during one Video. Where is TH-cam watching?
That ending tho!
Literally got chills! Your message is so honest and creative. While i didn't see the video, I will follow your advice, Man Carrying Thing. I'm finally gonna do it! 🎉
Man, this makes so much sense. Just tried to show my buddy your, "A Guide to Domestic Terrorism - Children's Edition" video the other day but couldn't find it anywhere :/
Are they doing it to your channel as well? TH-cam is despicable😤
Ironically, I just watched A Guide to Eco Terrorism on TH-cam
@@cyberninjazero5659don’t forget the ‘Anarchist Cookbook’, equally enticing and provocative
@@gastonalvarodorrego6559 I don't think there's a video just reading it out or even going step by step on recipes
@@cyberninjazero5659Fuck now I really want to watch that, but I do *NOT* want that in my search history lmao
“Because of this unfair targeting, relying on TH-cam ads alone has become unsustainable, which is why I’ve decided to partner with a sponsor. with that out of the way, let me tell you about my friends at Raytheon”
Let me tell you about today sponsor, Nord rayplate cereal box
@@hesya5400 Nord Rayplate Cereal Legends Legendtanks.
"Now who's doing the targeting, huh?"
Their drones are as quiet as Raycon's earbuds.
My lockheed martin pride socks have long been looking for some friends.
This feels so shadiversity coded and im here for it! 😂
You had me initially because I saw your stock footage video's thumbnail change quickly after it was uploaded
When TH-cam won't let man carry thing, we carry man ❤
"he's just a kid"
-guy on NY rail with Spider-Mancarryingthing
@@TiredHighProductions "Sometimes to do what's right, we have to be steady and give up the thing we want to carry the most, even our dreams..."
How brave 😢
I appreciate you being so unopaque with us.
I appreciate you teaching me a new word... this "us" concept seems interesting
oh god the singularity has begun
@@ricghastly6339 it's Joever, it's Bidone
Why did you use this unnormal word
It’s a perfectly cromulent word
Super fast quick cuts at the end of every video are so funny and clever.
this is so subtle at first and then... Hilarious. You have my support
I was wondering where the "poisoning my ex wife's partner with polonium(social experiment)" video had went. It's a real shame that youtube refuses to platform such great content.
hey
1:21 Made me verbally exclaim "piss off", love this channel
it has been a hot minute before i've genuinely been deceived by a video like this; very well played! also quite happy to see this being satirized lmaoo
Holy crap, did you just create a new type of video? A parody of the "YT policy complaint"?! Absolutely brilliant, the 2:43 reveal was a fantastic punchline.
2:43? The reveal was at 1:18.
unrelated but I swear this is the only channel with a consistently funny comment section, I genuinely laugh at them even when the video has been up for a couple of minutes and the most liked commments more often than not elevate the bit in the video. Please don't take this channel away from us mister youtube 😿
The absolute comment section, it never misses!
except for all the copy paste reddt tier memes anyways
i mean the absolute legend, he never misses. i guess unfair demonetization was the thing the man was carrying all along
@@mykal4779the copy memes are my favorite
@@sanjuanfromsomewhere hey different strokes for different folks i guess!
it’s prob my favorite comments section on the platform
Of all the “you had me in the first half” videos I’ve watched, this is one of those videos that had me in the first half.
goddamn it me too.
I just wanna say that I appreciate your sense of humor and your comedy. I think your style of comedy is great: the satire, the implicit elements... everything. I enjoy it a lot. Keep up the good work.
I'm literally crying over this video
Had me in first half, not gonna lie
Jake, I was actually the first comment on your video which was posted on Tuesday. I have to say that it is extremely disappointing that TH-cam is striking down videos that represent authenticity and originality from the creator. Hang in there buddy; we will win this fight!
thanks - your comment was a shining light in dark times
No heart but a positive reply? Oh no, you've edited your comment! That makes hearts disappear!
Oh no
It's a thing many people don't know@@camelopardalis84
I love this video so much
I don't understand the reference, but MAN! That pause at the end before the final line was some SOLID GOLD delivery!
Imagine this is the first video you see on the channel
The length of the third video 👀
The 'give me money' being immediately cut off my an ad. Perfect
Listening to this video and not watching it, then going back and actually watch the video is so jarring.
Holy shit he had us in the first part,
I thought he was joking at first but this is ridiculous, how could TH-cam do this
Exactly, I was expecting another funny skit video but instead had to face the cold indifferent truth of the universe. Man Carrying Thing doesn't deserve the stuff TH-cam's putting him through, we can't let them get away with just taking down harmless videos like this.
I almost took it seriously. Good job Mr Man Carrying Dying Channel.
First time seeing a Man Carrying Thing video. Glad I made it to the end. Straight gold lmao
just a little brilliant with this.
genuinely outplayed. I screamed with laughter at the second "video"
you're the best, don't worry we'll still always support you
watch the video lmao
@@turkeyman631 i know im mostly talking about the videos that got striked :(( it's so unfair
@@IshIisAplant They fake
@@IshIisAplant guy didn't even watch the video
@@JustAGoatwastaken im joking D: but thanks
I thought "2 Men 1 Thing" was a lovely homage/recreation of an Internet classic. I count myself lucky to have been able to see it before YT removed it.
Amazing commitment to the bit, I aspire to be on this level.
I'm such a sucker, you had me sucked right in and then that was brilliant. Thank you
This is just like Atlas Shrugged. I never the book but the cover looked cool.
i stand alone in the wilderness
I know TH-cam monetization is a real issue, but I thought "this hasssss to be A Bit" until I saw the time-stamp and panicked.
And right as I was starting to feel really bad for laughing you hit me with murder.
Thanks man for carrying this rollercoaster of emotions which led me right back to where it started, lmao.
Same 😂
Hey, man 👋🏾 I enjoy your work and your stories are always enjoyable 😋
How are you so consistently good at satire AND so tastefully topical?
I believe I am one of the only people on earth to see your video "Plankton Farts and Dies (And I will commit arson on February 17th)" before TH-cam took it down. Probably one of the best examples of truly great lost media. I wish more people could see it!
The specificity in this comment made me gigglesnort loud enough to wake the dog.
Serious man carrying thing video?
Edit: well damn
Someone didn't actually watch the video lol
Nuh uh
Nope
I got baited
never
You almost had me for a second but I was waiting for the lol moment. 10/10
I completely fell for it and I couldn't be happier. Great video
You got me. I forgot about Maypril fools. Well done, sir.
i legit couldn't tell if this was a joke or not in the beginning. But as soon as you showed the video that yt striked down, i knew that this was a real and dire situation. hope you carrie on despite the issue. TH-cam shouldn't have deleted videos with these thought provoking titles. hope goes well
I was hoping at 2:35 you were gona say "youtube is trying to 'do it' to my channel"
We love you Man Carrying Thing! We support your right to be creative!
the first half had me in constant flux of "ok whens the twist coming" and "oh shit is he for real?"
This is honestly your best video. He NEVER misses.
lol thanks dude
agreed.
I have no idea why I've never found this channel before, this is utter genius
You really had me at the beginning. Well done.
This video was a rollercoaster of confusion and "oh, its a skit" midway through.
I didn't get to watch this before youtube removed it
You had me going so long on the sarcasm vs real self debate
How do I fall for it every single fucking time
Hopefully this doesn’t get removed, Love your content and hopefully youtube will allow you to continue!
Dang, I was wondering where did the "I am going to commit murder" go, I watched half of it and then wanted to watch it later but it disappeared, thought I dreamed it up, phew now it all make sense damn you youtube
Man you really had me for the first minute. Well done.
Glad I caught this one before it got taken down
The fact that the video from 2:50 is shown as being over an hour long had me rolling.
I swear to god dude. You actually had me so fucking good what the hell.
you cant just do me like that bro 💀
😂😂😂 I was worried at the beginning. You got me. 😂😂😂
the absolute legend had me there for a minute he never misses
He carried us in the first half, not gonna lie
The absolute legend, he doesn't miss a regular upload slot, it's all youtube's fault for deleting his punctual videos.
Very good one! I love your stuff
You had me. Well played.
The worst part isn’t even the vagueness of the guidelines but the double standards. Just yesterday I saw a video about a 30 kill streak with millions of views, yet you can’t even post your single murder?
The double standards are just ridiculous.
Lmao I first thought "oh great a new sketch" then I was like "oh it's one of the longer videos this must be serious" but no it's one of those feature length sketches
This man's sarcasm is getting scarier day by day...
I can't believe what I'm seeing. This is literally 1984
Don't be silly. The TVs in 1984 were two-way and watched their viewers.
Its actually 2024, hope this helps
Oh man you really threw me for a loop there 😭
I thought you dropped the thing, but it turns out you were carrying it all along.
One of the best jokes this year keep up the good work
That ending right into an ad was perfect
your absurdist comedic chops keep getting stronger