Melanie Martinez - Test Me [Official Audio]

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  • @bellamcfailure9966
    @bellamcfailure9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13296

    *me: finally calms down after the absolute blessing that was bakery*
    *melanie: lol it’s not over*

    • @livluvsu.
      @livluvsu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ahshsh right!!!

    • @li-ec7fo
      @li-ec7fo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      SAMEE AJSBSJNANJSNSJSS

    • @katefrickman9329
      @katefrickman9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yes-

    • @안채영-y1t
      @안채영-y1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ikr lmao I was SHOOK with The Bakery

    • @jenny_1247
      @jenny_1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oml me too

  • @brunobarbosa5462
    @brunobarbosa5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12365

    I love how angelically aggresive this is

    • @realestrealityrealnessreal
      @realestrealityrealnessreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      why is there no replies

    • @snappleisgood5683
      @snappleisgood5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Rhylan Cordner WASSUP BEECHHH XD

    • @mariie2010
      @mariie2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      underrated commenttttt 👑

    • @savvy9977
      @savvy9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Thats literally the perfect description

    • @sparkletwi
      @sparkletwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i made this your 700 like no lie

  • @swampmonster1155
    @swampmonster1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7036

    Me just expecting “The Bakery”: YES OMG WOAH!!!!!
    Me getting the whole ep: i-

    • @iman-df5ks
      @iman-df5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      SAME

    • @lemontea2346
      @lemontea2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      IKR
      We have been blessed 😪💅✨

    • @Sadako144
      @Sadako144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      SAME I thought only the bakery was coming out

    • @ece1199
      @ece1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here

    • @bunnytenshi9920
      @bunnytenshi9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same! 🥺💗

  • @4NGELSS0IRÉE
    @4NGELSS0IRÉE ปีที่แล้ว +903

    YALLL!!!
    If you listen to Recess, Fire Drill, Test Me, and then DEATH, it actually sounds like a cohesive transition into the PORTALS album

    • @your-local-circus-clown
      @your-local-circus-clown ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Wtf it actually does sound like that- I literally made a Spotify playlist just for this 🤠

    • @4NGELSS0IRÉE
      @4NGELSS0IRÉE ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@your-local-circus-clown omg yeah right? Idk what happened but recess was the last song on K-12, fire drill was the credits, and Mel even said that test me was a bridge to the PORTALS era so I tired them all together. ❤️

    • @your-local-circus-clown
      @your-local-circus-clown ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@4NGELSS0IRÉE I respect you for replying still after 2 months

    • @4NGELSS0IRÉE
      @4NGELSS0IRÉE ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@your-local-circus-clown oh yeah no worries lol ☺️

    • @RobloxuserIs-EternalClarry
      @RobloxuserIs-EternalClarry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg its true

  • @anneblackk
    @anneblackk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3592

    You can say a lot about her but you can't say she isn't a hard worker. She literally had just put out an album plus movie going along with it, and now seven more songs. Bloody hell mate what a bloody hard worker.

    • @marialoveday9443
      @marialoveday9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      wow you're comment is on 111! That number is usually a good sign in numerology.

    • @redpantherz3930
      @redpantherz3930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Started working on this ep since 2017

    • @liz046
      @liz046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr bro

    • @liz046
      @liz046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@redpantherz3930 that doesn’t mean she isn’t working hard tho

    • @mattmison8559
      @mattmison8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When you say "Bloody Hell" I heard Gordon Ramsey's voice loool

  • @andreabg4620
    @andreabg4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2651

    I love how she sounds so empowered saying she's just a human. Most of the songs that talk about beging humans are kind of: I'm just a human who makes mistakes and that's okay...
    she's: I'm mortal, but there's nothing that I can't do if I try, so test me b**ch.

  • @jazzmynnevans2872
    @jazzmynnevans2872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I used to think this was a bit too upbeat for sleep but no, this is perfect.

    • @jazzmynnevans2872
      @jazzmynnevans2872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'd rather be tested by goddesses resting their heads up on pillows of all they have learned 🤍🕊️🌼💫🌙🪐

    • @Themochiplay
      @Themochiplay หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I also sleep with Mel’s music

  • @Sophia-lq6zj
    @Sophia-lq6zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Everyone’s talking about the comments or how early they are but can we all just appreciate this song and what an amazing person Mel is

    • @kaydenmccarron5671
      @kaydenmccarron5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yess 😌💕

    • @livii4359
      @livii4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't mean to say that i apologize

    • @periodt4490
      @periodt4490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Valeria Ambrosio Not all 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Sophia-lq6zj
      @Sophia-lq6zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      elxhim I never said that no one is, I just said can we appreciate melanie for being an amazing person, and when I was here the comments were all “first” “I’m so early omg” and no one was talking about the song or melanie, and its kinda sounding like that when people dont talk about the song or anything, sorry if I sounded rude-

  • @ahouvitrivera8872
    @ahouvitrivera8872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Melanie: *releases the absolute BOP that is the bakery*
    Also Melanie: “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN BAP BAP”

    • @lycaptain
      @lycaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeessss

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO I JUST CAME FROM THE BAKERY SJDHDNSKSNS

    • @Bunniieee
      @Bunniieee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kikkinn same

    • @chupachuks
      @chupachuks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BAP BAP LAMDKEBDBDJDB

    • @HI-ol8lk
      @HI-ol8lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just came from the bakery to

  • @sickboyrari869
    @sickboyrari869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    Currently crying cause Melanie came back with a bomb ass album

    • @melina.gonzalezz
      @melina.gonzalezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      its not an album, its an EP

    • @camillashimwa7671
      @camillashimwa7671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s an EP. means there’s like 4 songs on it.

    • @jaheimtalbott832
      @jaheimtalbott832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@camillashimwa7671 well nawwwl, it;s 7 songs in total

    • @hharveeyyy
      @hharveeyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Camilla Shimwa in EPs you get 4-8 songs.

    • @shhhyourtooloud257
      @shhhyourtooloud257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ᴍ whats the difference 🤔

  • @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939
    @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    going back to melanie after going on a marathon of listening to other artists feels so welcoming 😭

    • @environmentaly7894
      @environmentaly7894 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I literally got back into kpop, listened to mac demarco, men i trust, etc just to re listen to portals lolol. I replyaed it for a month straight so i got bored

    • @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939
      @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@environmentaly7894 yeah i do that too lol :)

    • @Love.laugh.melanie
      @Love.laugh.melanie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKR

  • @-kyuwu.1749
    @-kyuwu.1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Me: i'm going to sleep...
    Melanie, uploading all of after school: *no u don't*

    • @sousukemitsuba2129
      @sousukemitsuba2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      - Ellie. not today my friend

    • @lemoncar4436
      @lemoncar4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey , girl

    • @lemoncar4436
      @lemoncar4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ur twin is here

    • @rainbowrose2048
      @rainbowrose2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh its 1am where i am.
      Dont drink diet coke 10min before you sleep kids

    • @tiffanydlo.x
      @tiffanydlo.x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She uploaded it at 5am 😭

  • @Magendanoir
    @Magendanoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6301

    i cant be the only one who spaced out and just imagined a whole dance routine for this
    (I imagined a floor dancing and pole dancing routine combined)

    • @luizaveltrone6586
      @luizaveltrone6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I just did it too!

    • @scarlet7583
      @scarlet7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      That is me for any song

    • @aubrielleelise
      @aubrielleelise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Felt this one as a dancer 😔👊

    • @Dymond223
      @Dymond223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Like for some reason I imagined of a ballroom dance-

    • @isabellam.237
      @isabellam.237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I’m not a dancer but I actually do this 😂

  • @xxoo_skye
    @xxoo_skye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    [Intro]
    Ha, ha!
    Wooh!
    [Verse 1]
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Pay me for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way and second there's a breakthrough
    [Chorus]
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Verse 2]
    I'm not to be forgottеn
    Drop your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make the most bеfore the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    [Chorus]
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Outro]
    'Cause I'm mortal
    Test me, I'm mortal
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @keafy366
      @keafy366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      hihi! no rude tones intended, but i think during verse 2 instead of saying “trap your books when i walk in” it says “Drop your books when i walk in” i could be wrong seeing as i haven’t looked up any official lyrics but i just think it makes more sense that way. once again not trying to be rude just quietly sharing possible information! and thank you so much for posting the lyrics btw💗

    • @emiwarble
      @emiwarble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you

    • @wthsawyer
      @wthsawyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hello i might don't know you but i love you. Thanks for the lyrics sweetheart

    • @xxoo_skye
      @xxoo_skye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@keafy366 Oh thank u for notice me. You weren't rude, honey. I heard it again and it was really wrong. I apologize and thank you again.😘

    • @azula8372
      @azula8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you!

  • @S1NNERR.
    @S1NNERR. ปีที่แล้ว +16

    god bless this woman.

    • @portalvision123
      @portalvision123 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s spiritual but she dose believes that there’s a god🕯️

  • @cleetusisnotfat3216
    @cleetusisnotfat3216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5645

    *yes I’m that lyric person*
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Pay me for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, we all have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way and second there's a breakthrough
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    I'm not to bе forgotten
    Drop your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make thе most before the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal
    Test me, I'm mortal
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @laesposadekimtaehyung9521
      @laesposadekimtaehyung9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Thank u

    • @s_amin
      @s_amin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thank you.

    • @em6765
      @em6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you're right cleetus is just pregnant 😃

    • @egg5690
      @egg5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thx😃

    • @Ratlice
      @Ratlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cleetus isn’t fat he just has big bones 😔💕

  • @Musicfromduel
    @Musicfromduel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6159

    2020: horrible
    Melanie: making everything better

    • @kurlum3wsss
      @kurlum3wsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yes baby

    • @jonal5126
      @jonal5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes babe 😎✌

    • @Diana-ik7rl
      @Diana-ik7rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OLE ✨ :D

    • @BanditoDun
      @BanditoDun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Al chile

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SHE MADE MY YEAR BETTER THANK YOU MELANIE

  • @skye629
    @skye629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    **LYRICS**
    [Verse 1]
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Pay me for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way and second there's a breakthrough
    [Chorus]
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Verse 2]
    I'm not to be forgottеn
    Drop your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make the most bеfore the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    [Chorus]
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Outro]
    'Cause I'm mortal
    Test me, I'm mortal
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @filip4628
      @filip4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      FINALLY

    • @Izzyyyuuhh
      @Izzyyyuuhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Filip ML someone already made lyrics 2 hours ago.

    • @filip4628
      @filip4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Izzyyyuuhh okay. But i didnt found it:)

    • @tacocatt69
      @tacocatt69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AGGHH I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THWM

    • @ifitwasreallylaney2496
      @ifitwasreallylaney2496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you 😊

  • @Mochisan0900
    @Mochisan0900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    i love the fact that it feels so passive aggressive, and mel's beautiful voice makes it all better, i love this song.

  • @jxoey9003
    @jxoey9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Her: *posts the bakery*
    Her again: *post numbers*
    Her again: *post test me*

    • @lilhasty3083
      @lilhasty3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      a blessing.

    • @BLOOPII
      @BLOOPII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Notebook
      Glued
      Field Trip

    • @kalianafloyd5700
      @kalianafloyd5700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ida Franjic they are saying it as a good thing. Please don’t come off In a mean way that’s not som people need

    • @jasonyuri6200
      @jasonyuri6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #r.I.p. sleep

    • @_nyx_9864
      @_nyx_9864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *posts notebook*

  • @sylwiaprzesmycka-szwarc1760
    @sylwiaprzesmycka-szwarc1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Alright- everyone's talking about how early they are but no one is talking bout how Amazing the song is and how Stunning Melanie is both talent-wise and appearance-wise

    • @aliceesmaili5630
      @aliceesmaili5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah and her voice has really changed through the years

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And her little laugh though. Cute.

    • @alexa3847
      @alexa3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a movie or what im so confused it wont say when i search and if not whats her next movir

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xx_L e x i A e s t h e t i c s_xX there just talking about how her voice changed or something. And her appearanc.

    • @blitz8516
      @blitz8516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr ♥

  • @squishytoad4690
    @squishytoad4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    This song has such a 'Come at me, b****' vibe

  • @candice019
    @candice019 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Perfect bridge between k-12 and portals eras

    • @Diegos_Hat
      @Diegos_Hat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      FR

    • @AngelinaTapia-jl7ev
      @AngelinaTapia-jl7ev 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      DEFECED BY THIS FORM WHAT FORM? AS WE ALL THINK IN PORTALS

  • @Hi-gf4qo
    @Hi-gf4qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21570

    Unpopular opinion: This is the best song in After School

    • @c2e.7877
      @c2e.7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

      That, Notebook and the Bakery are my favourite songs on it.
      Edit: Thanks for the over 100 likes, wtf.

    • @Ashley-kc1ti
      @Ashley-kc1ti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      agreed

    • @danielleashscorner2374
      @danielleashscorner2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

      *Popular

    • @SuperLush123
      @SuperLush123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      ok but me too

    • @Brodyhttps
      @Brodyhttps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      Thats a pretty popular opinion ngl, mel posted that this is her favorite song in the ep. But yes other than the bakery this is one of the best songs

  • @altiasmith
    @altiasmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    Nobody:
    Melanie: Let me just casually drop some bangers.

  • @kittie9270
    @kittie9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4182

    This woman deserves more than she's getting.

    • @bunnidot0rg
      @bunnidot0rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-if2om7xl2o you mean nominated?

    • @bunnidot0rg
      @bunnidot0rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@user-if2om7xl2o because Melanie hasn’t won any Grammys 💀

    • @raphmatthewoderooo
      @raphmatthewoderooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gioooooojnx she have awards but grammy is no

    • @San-cb9mj
      @San-cb9mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If she didnt stopped on a 90 year hiatus back in her first album she would be probably much bigger rn tbh
      After the Dollhouse, Crybaby and her whole album exploded she just disappeared for a long time

    • @bunnidot0rg
      @bunnidot0rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@San-cb9mj the reason she disappeared was because she was literally working on her second album 😐. She said after she released crybaby she immediately started working on her second album. You know how long an album takes to make?

  • @LightFrogs
    @LightFrogs ปีที่แล้ว +55

    A lot of difficult things have been happening lately, and every time I just breathe in, breathe out and say "it's the Goddesses testing me again"

  • @emikaallens9240
    @emikaallens9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Melanie really is so much more than a singer... She composes, writes lyrics, designs costumes, prepares choreographies and so much more I can't even begin to describe...
    She also creates music, not for the sake of it, but to convey important social or personal messages and deep emotions through her songs...
    She truly is the definition of an ARTIST. 💖💖💖💖

    • @pureluv3536
      @pureluv3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/ZF_uzNrrIDg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Angieluxama
      @Angieluxama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR -im the 100th like :)

    • @w.h.y.0061
      @w.h.y.0061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think she had choreo coach who prepared it.

    • @emikaallens9240
      @emikaallens9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@w.h.y.0061 But I'm pretty sure that the video for The Bakery said in the description that is was choreographed by Mel. Anyway...

    • @w.h.y.0061
      @w.h.y.0061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emikaallens9240 the choreo is by mel but choreo consult by brian friedman.

  • @kkbanks3859
    @kkbanks3859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I just finished watching bakery now this masterpiece. *chefs kiss*.

  • @samantharesma5775
    @samantharesma5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7490

    Melanie: **posts**
    Crybabies: *waNNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED*

    • @julianowak603
      @julianowak603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      YES XDDDDD

    • @maddie2647
      @maddie2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      HAHAHAHA TRUE

    • @daninicole7385
      @daninicole7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      BISH ILL SHOW YOU SOME REAL SPEED

    • @sach4997
      @sach4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      HFASHFSAHFDA YEAH

    • @ashton4551
      @ashton4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      YOU KNOW IT!😝❤✨

  • @FNaF_MelanieMartinez_stan
    @FNaF_MelanieMartinez_stan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The fact that this is a bridge to PORTALS era and that only this song is cannon to Crybaby's storyline. The fact that it wad supposed to have a music video, but since playdate was more popular, mel spent her money on the lyric video for play date

  • @ithaaa1622
    @ithaaa1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    My sleep: are u coming?
    Me: *see's Melanie Songs in the other direction*
    Me: Not today, my frend

    • @juniperberries9437
      @juniperberries9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      -with finger guns

    • @rachelcabrera9491
      @rachelcabrera9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me: I’m gonna sleep early:
      Melanie: sike here eat this up my child
      Me: *gladly takes it in*

    • @alexafusco
      @alexafusco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have never related to something more-

    • @carissapederson3168
      @carissapederson3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'll take this as a sign that I just shouldn't sleep tonight

    • @Jojo._3nbyyy
      @Jojo._3nbyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh same how relevant.
      Except the fact that I should be doing homework on my school chromebook instead of listening over Melanie songs

  • @CryBaby-ig1sn
    @CryBaby-ig1sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13379

    This woman has no bad music

    • @xclusive_majouwu3767
      @xclusive_majouwu3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What? xd

    • @yourmobilegamer1234
      @yourmobilegamer1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      There's no bad meaning but there is bad lyrics in some videos
      BTW no hating on Melanie I love her so much!

    • @Thesamuraikai
      @Thesamuraikai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/fS69VrZObbo/w-d-xo.html 😌

    • @melaniescookies529
      @melaniescookies529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Yup I have listened all her officially *released* songs and I like all of them maybe some more than others but none is bad.

    • @klev5021
      @klev5021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@yourmobilegamer1234 LMAO HELP UR NAME

  • @lulu-fs5wr
    @lulu-fs5wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Melanie: releases 7 songs at the same time
    Me: likes all the songs before listening to them because I know they’ll be awesome❤️

  • @eternalfaerie
    @eternalfaerie 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Fun fact: Melanie wanted to make a music video for Test Me and even came up with the storyboards but her record label denied the budget for the video so it never got to be made

  • @flutter7654
    @flutter7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    And when the world needed her most, she returned.

  • @mikaylahlaw6837
    @mikaylahlaw6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Melanie: *drops After-school Ep*
    Me: sleep can wait.... I can be late for online school....what they gonna do, send me home?

    • @mountainghoul13
      @mountainghoul13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mikaylah Law omg same here!! 😂💕

    • @katherinesmith4466
      @katherinesmith4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @mikaylahlaw6837
      @mikaylahlaw6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _Climber tbone_ 😂😂🤣🥺💕!!!

    • @fakename3440
      @fakename3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have no power on us now 😉

    • @menuinmalibu
      @menuinmalibu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAH *I'm homeschooled uwu*

  • @MOONSHELL-SHIPER
    @MOONSHELL-SHIPER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is the one the best EP covers EVER in the world

    • @Misteine
      @Misteine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its an ep

    • @MOONSHELL-SHIPER
      @MOONSHELL-SHIPER 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ well you know what I mean

  • @roxstedd2026
    @roxstedd2026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2995

    If you think about it, the song sounds like If Nurses office and Teachers pet were one song, like it has the “Oooh” from nurses office and kinda has a beat from teachers pet

    • @clervisonnogueira1299
      @clervisonnogueira1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yess, same energy✨✨

    • @danicflores3650
      @danicflores3650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT-

    • @StarbitzTheSpookyClown
      @StarbitzTheSpookyClown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Sounds like the teacher’s pet tattled on a grumpy student during a test and the grumpy student got sent to the office

    • @ela-hr7ro
      @ela-hr7ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMFGD

    • @lizz.vengeance
      @lizz.vengeance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In what way

  • @christaaaxo
    @christaaaxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6375

    Lyrics
    [Intro]
    Ha, ha!
    Wooh!
    [Verse 1]
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Pay me for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way and second there's a breakthrough
    [Chorus]
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Verse 2]
    I'm not to be forgottеn
    Trap your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make the most bеfore the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    [Chorus]
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Outro]
    'Cause I'm mortal
    Test me, I'm mortal
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @oleocel
      @oleocel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thank you

    • @qosmii
      @qosmii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanks

    • @nova_cove
      @nova_cove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Listachrista 69th like
      *nice*

    • @lilyjewlhoney807
      @lilyjewlhoney807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks u sooooooo much

    • @dulceriaa
      @dulceriaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Merci’ 🤍🤍🤍

  • @BabeyTerrorYT
    @BabeyTerrorYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9001

    2020: terrible
    Melanie: hold my sippy cup

    • @lovesc4rs932
      @lovesc4rs932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      FRR

    • @jasmineria83
      @jasmineria83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      YESSSSSS

    • @ate1073
      @ate1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Melanie: **slaps 2020**

    • @brianxcx
      @brianxcx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts 🙈🙈

    • @lycaptain
      @lycaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikrrrr

  • @CerysWasTaken
    @CerysWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +227

    100% volume with headphones isn’t enough.

    • @AyanoAishisdaughter
      @AyanoAishisdaughter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100000000000000000000000000%

    • @_hihi_0.0
      @_hihi_0.0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AyanoAishisdaughterSTILL NOT ENOUGH

    • @Love.laugh.melanie
      @Love.laugh.melanie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You did not just make me do that (not trying to be mean)

    • @vortex-em2ip.
      @vortex-em2ip. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@_hihi_0.010000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%?

    • @stefania-andreeadinca6088
      @stefania-andreeadinca6088 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Infintie%

  • @Lia-nc6gt
    @Lia-nc6gt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3115

    Guys if we get enough streams on this song Melanie said we could possibly get a music video so just saying😌💅

    • @corneliabergqvist9277
      @corneliabergqvist9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yesss i really hope! Im going to listen to this on repeat plus its one of my favorites from the ep❤

    • @lilyjewlhoney807
      @lilyjewlhoney807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yessssss I waaaannnnt iiiiiit soooo bad
      And yes it's worth alllll the dramatic typing lol

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mrpocketminer428 I'm so sorry you fell victim to a bot :(

    • @sugar-plum.mp3430
      @sugar-plum.mp3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MrPocketMiner stop linking stuff

    • @shhhyourtooloud257
      @shhhyourtooloud257 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG OMG OMG YAY :D

  • @lau-ut3jp
    @lau-ut3jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    melanie in test me: im mortal
    crybaby in k-12: pardon me?
    (edit: ik the ep is about melanie and k-12 about her "character" crybaby, its just a joke)

    • @arthdn.
      @arthdn. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i love your profile pic so much 😭😭

    • @sydney2137
      @sydney2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      loll i was thinking about that

    • @kyleemae6415
      @kyleemae6415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol i was thinking of that

    • @_dqrk__8979
      @_dqrk__8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I have a theory, since she says "im mortal", Maybe in K-12 when they went through the portal, They became mortal, (or afterschool has nothing to to with k-12 but, we might as well dream)

    • @dobyma
      @dobyma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      _Dqrk__ well that would make sense since after school logically would be after k-12

  • @cherryblush782
    @cherryblush782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2911

    test me isn't just a song, it's a cultural reset, it's the oxygen you breathe, it's a lifestyle, a reason to breathe. It's food for the soul, a moment in history, what sets the dancefloor ablaze on the weekend.

  • @unforgettwblelina
    @unforgettwblelina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I really wish she could at least win a Grammy and get into more interviews she really deserves it.

  • @marissasmith2827
    @marissasmith2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    this song feels like its really personal to her im not sure when she wrote it but I think it was recent

    • @fluffkin7432
      @fluffkin7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After school is based around her own life not a character

    • @royalreveluv
      @royalreveluv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah she played this for a small crowd back in january in portugal

    • @san2587
      @san2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was written december 21 2019

    • @fish4happy743
      @fish4happy743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she wrote what all the songs were about on her Instagram.

    • @rosiegarcia03
      @rosiegarcia03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      garbage bin “ Accepting the challenges of life as tests from the universe that build strength and wisdom. It is also about understanding that your experiences in life/school teach more than the actual classes themselves. ” (Melanie Martinez via instagram)☺️

  • @avacrying
    @avacrying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Me: Gets excited for bakery
    Also me: gets sad when it's over
    Melanie: think again bish

  • @OfficalDahliaGore222
    @OfficalDahliaGore222 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "So i rather be tested by goddesses resting their heads upon pillows" hits so hard

  • @lacloudy01
    @lacloudy01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15035

    Use me like bottom of “I didn’t expect the whole ep”.

    • @itsallforpele
      @itsallforpele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      She did say that she was waiting for "these eggs" to hatch.

    • @guro-kawa-angel
      @guro-kawa-angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Wait this is all of it?

    • @brainnandheart
      @brainnandheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I didnt expect it either!

    • @beepboop4595
      @beepboop4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lmfao she said it was for today

    • @hana-knj
      @hana-knj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Giveme Sumcrack literally

  • @limechan8546
    @limechan8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    am i the only one who LOVES the album cover for this album
    edit: ik its only 6 but tysm for the likes

    • @dylanisenchanted
      @dylanisenchanted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It made me feel weird at first but it's very good

    • @MadeByTar
      @MadeByTar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      danganronpa fan?

    • @jade6492
      @jade6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah it’s kinda cool in a way

    • @mariauq3932
      @mariauq3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love you profile pic 💖💛💙

    • @yourfavemaybelexa
      @yourfavemaybelexa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me btw Yas LGBTQ community!!!💖💛💙
      ❤🧡🤍💖💜 🖤🤍💜

  • @catbombs.
    @catbombs. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13955

    she literally can't make a bad song

  • @maeflowrr
    @maeflowrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I’m starting to have this phase where I start avoiding certain songs by Melanie because I’m too attached to the ones I listen to on repeat, but when I do try it I get chronically obsessed with the song, and that’s how I’m falling in love with this whole album

    • @amor7886
      @amor7886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME ON SPOTIFY

    • @Thesamuraikai
      @Thesamuraikai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/fS69VrZObbo/w-d-xo.html 😌

    • @1MM4D30FG0LD
      @1MM4D30FG0LD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME

    • @MariiiiMarija
      @MariiiiMarija 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me with every song for some reason-
      Idk why

    • @MadamSaiku
      @MadamSaiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i used to do that with lots of songs and would be scared that i would love it to much idk why but i still do it

  • @nelamelon
    @nelamelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    AFTER SCHOOL IS FINALLY OUT
    THE QUEEN IS BACK!

    • @yeahyeahyeah1585
      @yeahyeahyeah1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King* ✨

    • @useridk456
      @useridk456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah yeah yeah huh

    • @yeahyeahyeah1585
      @yeahyeahyeah1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1Ig0r She doesn’t like being called Queen, she prefers Daddy, father, or King; If I do remember correctly it’s because she doesn’t want to seem like she’s better than anyone (?)

    • @useridk456
      @useridk456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah yeah yeah Oh thank you!!

  • @sav5169
    @sav5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    this song sounds like if carousal and nurses office had a child 🙈✨

  • @myasmilkyway
    @myasmilkyway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD,I LOVE THE STARTING/OPENING BACKROUND MUSIC

  • @dyl2sick
    @dyl2sick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    so she really just dropped all these bops AT THE SAME TIME and we're just supposed to HANDLE IT????

  • @amdiary7
    @amdiary7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    The lyrics are really interesting. She’s sending a message there, through her art.

    • @ashvstheworld889
      @ashvstheworld889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/ZF_uzNrrIDg/w-d-xo.html

    • @sleepiest_beetle
      @sleepiest_beetle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pretty much what she does in every song tbh, girl loves her metaphors

    • @amdiary7
      @amdiary7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sleepiest_beetle yes that’s why I like her music a lot !

    • @gracie3946
      @gracie3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ARTISTRY.

    • @crazylyricz6044
      @crazylyricz6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This new Halloween song is so good th-cam.com/video/xasinNRR8I4/w-d-xo.html 💗

  • @Pie.rat.2006
    @Pie.rat.2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Me: Nice the Bakery is coming out
    Me getting the whole ep: when-

  • @wqrldwidx.tqururx.ৎ
    @wqrldwidx.tqururx.ৎ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    she sounds so angelic why singing this.

  • @LD-28
    @LD-28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    Brain: Are you going to sleep?
    Me: Yea
    Brain: Did you forget to check that melanie released her ep?
    Me: O_O

    • @Astrasthetic
      @Astrasthetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey it's that meme I always see on roblox

    • @nexxup5689
      @nexxup5689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The thing is that I just woke up and saw😭

    • @-_-pan96-_-45
      @-_-pan96-_-45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't even sleep and then I went to school because if that... I haven't slept ..

    • @Jazz-dk3rg
      @Jazz-dk3rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im just waking up now

    • @bubbysaur4482
      @bubbysaur4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i woke up and realized it was out so i really said “yo you wanna see some real speed bitch.”

  • @breeeeeeee_
    @breeeeeeee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    i had no idea she was dropping a whole album.. omg IM LITERALLY CRYING, THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED
    (edit: my mistake.. an EP)

  • @sonisimps
    @sonisimps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    My favourite songs from each Melanie Martinez album
    Crybaby: Carousel
    K-12: Nurses Office
    After School: Test me
    ...
    i see a pattern lmao

    • @ella_gacha3630
      @ella_gacha3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I dont get the patern- ;-;

    • @ruisbiggestfan
      @ruisbiggestfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Its always the slower paste songs 😌✌

    • @thaldy9350
      @thaldy9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Those are all my favorites too except my favorite from K-12 would be Teacher’s Pet!

    • @cathrine5469
      @cathrine5469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dollhouse ep?🧚‍♀️i feel that the dollhouse ep is kinda forgotten tbh🥺

    • @erucial
      @erucial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      crybaby: sippy cup
      k-12: detention
      as (after school): glued
      ...
      well i don't

  • @mermelllie
    @mermelllie ปีที่แล้ว +100

    After school songs are so underrated ngl..

    • @Kirathecutesylveon
      @Kirathecutesylveon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @baharreeehh
      @baharreeehh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what about dollhouse ep

    • @piercingthorn
      @piercingthorn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FRRR

    • @mermelllie
      @mermelllie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@baharreeehh Omg dollhouse ep is also so underrated 😭

    • @user-dq4mn8qe4e
      @user-dq4mn8qe4e ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mermellliewhat 😭 it has more than a hundred million views

  • @trillyrat6603
    @trillyrat6603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3753

    Teacher: Who is your favorite singer?
    Me: Melanie Martinez
    Teacher: Your favorite actor/actress?
    Me: Melanie Martinez
    Teacher: What about your favorite director?
    Me: Melaine Martinez
    Teacher: Someone other than Melanie Martinez
    Me: Cry Baby
    Teacher: Who's cry baby?
    Me: Melanie Martinez

    • @laibafahad9891
      @laibafahad9891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Teacher:someone other than Melanie martinez/crybaby
      You:Mel
      Teacher:who is Mel?
      You: Melanie martinez
      Teacher:*le ded*

    • @Malena-xex
      @Malena-xex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol

    • @jugutodenaranja8059
      @jugutodenaranja8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HAHAHAHAHHAH

    • @georgiawilson3730
      @georgiawilson3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@laibafahad9891 "le ded" lmao

    • @k-1258
      @k-1258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂

  • @madaline9080
    @madaline9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    mel: “drop your books when i walk in”
    crybabies: yes mam

  • @sophiamendoza9547
    @sophiamendoza9547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Para los que verán este comentario en un futuro “Melanie es una diosa” y ahora estoy viendo “subido hace 6 minutos” pero luego será “subido hace un año” (no sé si entiendan)

    • @whishus3970
      @whishus3970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Si pero no xd

    • @fabianaacosta9160
      @fabianaacosta9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Para quienes verán este comentario en un futuro; "Melanie es una diosa".
      Ahora estoy viendo "subido hace 6 minutos" luego será "Subido hace un año"
      Eso?xd

    • @wonvlix
      @wonvlix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      entendí xd
      Y recuerden amigos, pase el tiempo sigue siendo una diosa ;)

    • @CreeperTNTY_T
      @CreeperTNTY_T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo si 😘😢

    • @oldacc4738
      @oldacc4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes i understood :)

  • @thealchmy
    @thealchmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4441

    TEST ME IS THE BEST SONG OF THE EP

  • @andrearamirezzuniga5768
    @andrearamirezzuniga5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    TH-cam: Melanie Martinez Poste-
    Me: DON’T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE

  • @addie.lou_who
    @addie.lou_who 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Why do I feel like this would be perfect for the end credits after a movie.
    Just imagine walking out of the movie theater after this masterpiece stops playing.

  • @Itala2
    @Itala2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Test Me is my favorite song from the After School EP.

  • @jazzy3490
    @jazzy3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    she popped off seriously i didn't expect the whole EP i was ready to sleep but she said no fam continue

    • @crybabiesclubhouse
      @crybabiesclubhouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrPocketMiner stfu❤️

    • @Bbyurl
      @Bbyurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crybabies Clubhouse just report for unwanted commercial

    • @crybabiesclubhouse
      @crybabiesclubhouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leannán an cheoil kk

  • @conejodesatin
    @conejodesatin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Me: i should sleep, tomorrow i have online school
    Melanie Martinez: haha new ep goes brrr.

    • @Holly-qp3fb
      @Holly-qp3fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same 😂 ngl

    • @daisysunset2432
      @daisysunset2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME SID

    • @valeriennn3991
      @valeriennn3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same- my mom wakes me up at 7 for me to get ready for 8:30 meetings

    • @nikkithegemini
      @nikkithegemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its Friday so-😌

    • @madi.5898
      @madi.5898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lmfao

  • @sadiegoodson1826
    @sadiegoodson1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Unpopular opinion: This is the best song of the album. Also, Melanie's voice is so amazing. There is not one song of hers that i have not listened to. I am such a big fan of her, been listening for a long time. I love every song of hers, and know every fact about her that has been put out there. I listen to her when I'm feeling sad or stressed. Her music really helps. Love you Melanie!

    • @vanny9057
      @vanny9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Manoj Mano awtf

    • @vanny9057
      @vanny9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Manoj Mano awtf

    • @danisoares5259
      @danisoares5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      sorry if I'm going to be rude anymore, it's not album, it's ep

    • @vanny9057
      @vanny9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danisoares5259 nobody asked

    • @anxo_vill
      @anxo_vill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vanny9057 nobody cares

  • @Living_deadgrl3
    @Living_deadgrl3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The part where she laughs in the beginning, it’s so …..majestic in a way .

  • @emma4211
    @emma4211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    OUR KING HAS RETURNED EVERYONE

    • @menasdigital
      @menasdigital 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      * king or daddy :))

    • @ellaments1995
      @ellaments1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg yessss 50 seconds ago love thé song!!!!

    • @dreamyforarii40
      @dreamyforarii40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      don’t call her a queen

    • @bigballs6981
      @bigballs6981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      •mel laverne tutorials• I prefer to call her daddy

    • @kaydeehanes1698
      @kaydeehanes1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SHES A KING

  • @lina-5640
    @lina-5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    You can hear how strong her singing is through this song.
    All the songs are so unique, love it so much

    • @ashvstheworld889
      @ashvstheworld889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/ZF_uzNrrIDg/w-d-xo.html

    • @crazylyricz6044
      @crazylyricz6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This new Halloween song is so good th-cam.com/video/xasinNRR8I4/w-d-xo.html 💗

    • @lina-5640
      @lina-5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @found the change name option lol Those people just feel threatened by her or something I don't know...
      But we know her and how hard she works, and that's all that matters :)

  • @viko3503
    @viko3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Melanie: *_breathes_*
    No one:
    Me: Queen, Kingdom, Mommy, Universe, My everything

    • @nejirehado607
      @nejirehado607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      she doesnt like being called queen or mom 🙂

    • @marilynmanson1891
      @marilynmanson1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      D A D D Y

    • @enzi5869
      @enzi5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly thooo

    • @clementines1luvr
      @clementines1luvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nejirehado607 genuinely thanks for letting me know that tho

    • @vuqi9119
      @vuqi9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      d a d d y *

  • @nancywittemann5520
    @nancywittemann5520 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    All the previews are rip crybaby!!! This is so cool!

  • @neverthelessunsolved2368
    @neverthelessunsolved2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Test Me" is a philosophical in its approach. What it centers on the idea that there are various challenges or tests which life throws our way. And whereas such experiences may cause suffering, they also make us stronger and wiser in the process. Moreover, in relation to the overall school-themed musical project this track is a part of, Melanie Martinez is also putting forth that school is more important in terms of the life lessons it imparts an opposed to the classroom learning.

    • @mikaayazuki4026
      @mikaayazuki4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/ZF_uzNrrIDg/w-d-xo.html

  • @ijsquad2534
    @ijsquad2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Is anybody’s favorite part when she says “ I’d rather be tested by goddess resting their head upon pillows of all they have learned” cause mine is

    • @ashvstheworld889
      @ashvstheworld889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/ZF_uzNrrIDg/w-d-xo.html

    • @juliabay5874
      @juliabay5874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yes lol
      and ah ah ah is magical

    • @ijsquad2534
      @ijsquad2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juliabay5874 fr

    • @zxmb137
      @zxmb137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @crazylyricz6044
      @crazylyricz6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This new Halloween song is so good th-cam.com/video/xasinNRR8I4/w-d-xo.html 💗

  • @mrcandy
    @mrcandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2810

    fire drill + teacher's pet = test me
    edit: guys i mean that the sounds looks like a matter of sound of test me, not meaning, but its very similar to show and tell too

    • @mrcandy
      @mrcandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @HanHanPlayz h i

    • @dari4440
      @dari4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      + nurse's office

    • @lolaishotasf
      @lolaishotasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dari4440 nah not nurses office imo

    • @isthisbetter4122
      @isthisbetter4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woah...

    • @rishilol7155
      @rishilol7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Notebook

  • @tonystalrk1430
    @tonystalrk1430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ok but on one thing we all have to agree: melanie martinez will never be forgotten

  • @nickisbarbie
    @nickisbarbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Me saying I HATE 2020:
    Melanie: hold my bubble gum
    Also melanie: here's after school now shush

    • @pureluv3536
      @pureluv3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ZF_uzNrrIDg/w-d-xo.html

    • @saltiestalexxx
      @saltiestalexxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pureluv3536 no

    • @eggsandwich6452
      @eggsandwich6452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pureluv3536 should I click it?

    • @brielleeD
      @brielleeD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @user-bm5kn8zg8t
      @user-bm5kn8zg8t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eggsandwich6452 yes it’s a slowed version of test me I clicked it

  • @teeya2490
    @teeya2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    [Verse 1]
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility when I answer
    Came here for a reason, ah-ah
    So stop complaining, we all have our seasons, ah-ah
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way and second, there's a breakthrough
    [Chorus]
    I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah
    Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have lеarned
    [Verse 2]
    I'm not to be forgotten
    Drop your books whеn I walk in
    Magic talks without talking
    I'll make the most before the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    [Chorus]
    'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah
    Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah
    Test me, I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah
    Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    [Outro]
    'Cause I'm mortal, ah-ah-ah
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Defected by this form, ah-ah-ah
    And I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

  • @crybabiesclubhouse
    @crybabiesclubhouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    I think this song was the “circus” song everyone was talking about

    • @alphabetboy8569
      @alphabetboy8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @yeekies393
      @yeekies393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah you can definitely hear circus like music

    • @mason.jones222
      @mason.jones222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      yeah and it’s taking about jesters. i think that’s a circus thing?

    • @deadpetz
      @deadpetz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i think this is going to be something more medieval, mel will try to make the king happy (like a jester) and in the end he breaks her (the glass sound)

    • @mason.jones222
      @mason.jones222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what does this mean:
      I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
      Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
      also what does this mean
      But space isn't there to always be filled up
      It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
      i’m trying to understand everything

  • @wormyangel
    @wormyangel ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’ve been OBSESSED with this song for days!!!!!!

  • @ambony494
    @ambony494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    lirycs:
    Ha, ha
    Woo
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Came here for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, all have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way in second, there's a breakthrough
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    I'm not to be forgotten
    Trap your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make the most before the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Test me, I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @lou_la_cacahuete1594
      @lou_la_cacahuete1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thank you ✨

    • @dianayongchin4058
      @dianayongchin4058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ight imma memorize this if there is any singing competition and also thank you

    • @bellwa
      @bellwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank youu. 🖤🖤

    • @ZeeAudiosAndEdits
      @ZeeAudiosAndEdits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      drop your books when i walk in*

    • @duaa7576
      @duaa7576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Defected by this form*

  • @Ash-gw1mf
    @Ash-gw1mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I’m deceased. I did not know she was dropping an album.

    • @azhfair2749
      @azhfair2749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its just a ep

    • @fluffkin7432
      @fluffkin7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EP

    • @nejirehado607
      @nejirehado607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shes been planning it for years lol

    • @ahcwolves4305
      @ahcwolves4305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s literally all over social media how did you know know

  • @vua2884
    @vua2884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Test me is song that talks about accepting the challenges of life as tests from the universe that build strength and wisdom. It is also about understanding that your experiences in life/school teach you more than the actual classes themself.
    Honestly love great artista like her who send out messages that we don’t often find in Pop music today❤️🥰😌

  • @CC-nz8cg
    @CC-nz8cg หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loveee the sound in the beginning of this song !

  • @patrik5891
    @patrik5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Lyrics:
    [Intro]
    Ha, ha!
    Wooh!
    [Verse 1]
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Pay me for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way and second there's a breakthrough
    [Chorus]
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Verse 2]
    I'm not to be forgottеn
    Trap your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make the most bеfore the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    [Chorus]
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    [Outro]
    'Cause I'm mortal
    Test me, I'm mortal
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @kal9728
      @kal9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lol that ain't it

    • @aliciaaaaa.
      @aliciaaaaa. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💖💖💖

    • @hasinaislam3893
      @hasinaislam3893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kal9728 yeah

    • @andreamenjivar3178
      @andreamenjivar3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh i think i wasn't early :(

    • @patrik5891
      @patrik5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kal9728 fixed, sorry i'm tired af

  • @henritsoru
    @henritsoru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    THE WAY SHE FITS DARK POP SO WELL

  • @diegomoriel758
    @diegomoriel758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    Plot twist: *melanie is literaly a test and yall failed in her*

    • @CemeteryDriveClown
      @CemeteryDriveClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      melanie's toxic fandom: *cries in unrelated fancams*

    • @amethyst2457
      @amethyst2457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and i oop-

    • @gabonito8895
      @gabonito8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CemeteryDriveClown
      When was the fandom toxic?

    • @chrizeeey
      @chrizeeey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gabonito8895 the person means the haters

    • @CemeteryDriveClown
      @CemeteryDriveClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrizeeey which person? Also milk last.

  • @arianadavila3588
    @arianadavila3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm watching all her videos gingerbread man and P.E video with melaine inspires me so much

  • @So-sd7sc
    @So-sd7sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Lyrics:
    Ha, ha!
    Wooh!
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Pay me for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way and second there's a breakthrough
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    I'm not to be forgottеn
    Trap your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make the most bеfore the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal
    Test me, I'm mortal
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @BabeyTerrorYT
      @BabeyTerrorYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love you

    • @cake1185
      @cake1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ty

    • @mike-7484
      @mike-7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How did you do this so fast 😭

    • @juliaz7641
      @juliaz7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @bleh_1824
      @bleh_1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A+!!!!!!!!! 💜

  • @define.leahh17
    @define.leahh17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    •lyrics•
    Ha, ha
    Woo
    Hey God, I'll be the jester
    Entertain ya to the best of my ability
    When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer
    Came here for a reason, oh-oh
    So stop complaining, all have our seasons, oh-oh
    It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through
    Every which way in second, there's a breakthrough
    I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    I'm not to be forgotten
    Trap your books when I walk in
    Magic talks, without talking
    I'll make the most before the coffin
    Born to be desired, oh-oh
    Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score
    But space isn't there to always be filled up
    It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    So I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows
    Of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    Test me, I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I beg to be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned
    'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh
    (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right)
    Deflected by this form, oh-oh-oh
    And I'd rather be tested by goddesses
    Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

    • @Toeescape
      @Toeescape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ty💖💖

    • @define.leahh17
      @define.leahh17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Toeescape np luv

    • @ghostie356
      @ghostie356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the A+ thing sounds like billie joined

    • @define.leahh17
      @define.leahh17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghostie356 lol-

    • @nothanks6440
      @nothanks6440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghostie356 Toga I didn’t know you like Melanie Martinez-

  • @princessmonkey3399
    @princessmonkey3399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I didn’t know she was dropping a whole album. I’m crying my heart is not ok.
    Edit: I meant EP I’m just excited

    • @kyrarenea811
      @kyrarenea811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ik

    • @bee.196
      @bee.196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Righttt

    • @nhkk9
      @nhkk9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME AGHH

    • @pennenoodles
      @pennenoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's just the EP!

    • @thepeebee_
      @thepeebee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PrincessMonkey 33 it’s an EP, not exactly an album 💖

  • @AntxYin
    @AntxYin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    The Melanie's songs are the only reason that I still alive in 2020

  • @cjayp470
    @cjayp470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Me: *about to get off because i have school tomorrow*
    *Notification:* *Melanie Martinez: Posted a Video: After School*
    Me: *30 more minutes*

    • @wanderfulcolour
      @wanderfulcolour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just listen to it in class

    • @cjayp470
      @cjayp470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      syazwan or.. i can listen to it... *AFTER CLASS* ahahah... *get it..?* 😔 *sighs* that was cheesy

    • @wanderfulcolour
      @wanderfulcolour 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cjayp470 hmmm okay... Hahah😅