Sounds like its a house that exists in a state of dimensional flux...static in its location and position from the exterior but accessible to other dimensions thru the interior. Just gotta figure out how to do so without getting hopelessly lost!
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS What happens if you remove furniture? What happens if you destroy furniture? What happens if you leave a note in the room? What happens if someone walks in alone, then falls asleep? What happens if you jump out the window from within the furnished home? What happens if you try to break through a wall within the furnished home? What happens if you try to cook in the kitchen or use the fireplace? What happens if you try using the vaccum?
Often the documented experiments really lack imagination. Interesting SCP and then all they did was set up a few cameras and have a few agents walk through it for a couple of minutes.
Doctor Who: Figures.. I get the chameleon circuit fixed and upgrade the to interior with psychic furniture only for the front door latch to break and let anyone with a foot key in..... New body, New TARDIS Moppit said...
I love listening to this guy talk about SCPs. Makes me wanna try my hand at writing a few. Originally was writing a horror novel once but reformatted it. Should go back to it.
Yeah, that one kind of made me laugh. They routinely build holding facilities that would cost hundreds of millions of dollars to construct and maintain, but they can't spend a few thousand for cameras?
SCP-083 Seems like a combination of multiple realities. Same house, different realities, all combining into one shared reality, but only temporary, as if the house is shifting from one dimension to another.
"We can't keep spending money to replace cameras! That's thousands of dollars!" "Oh, this SCP requires a solid gold and diamond enclosure measuring 10m x 10m x 10m, and light powered by burning hundred dollar bills 24x7? Approved."
"Place enough flies in SCP-173’s containment cell so that it can never move? Nah, let’s have a series of easily preventable containment breaches instead"
Some of these SCP's are clearly made (some seem to be natural and some seem to have gotten that way due to exposure to otherworldly weirdness). If someone made this house, I would want them to make one for me! I wouldn't just want to move into this one, for one it's got foundation all over it. For another it seems like it might already be inhabited. Finally, if it was made for me I can know it's not secretly trying to eat me or turn me into furniture, and I can get instructions on it's care and maintenance from it's creator. Wenever the SCP foundation get their hands on a instruction manual it's always missing all the best bits. It would be nice to know it ALL.
Question: Is a row home just another way of saying roadside motel or is there is a distinction between the two? On another note: The fact this place seems to change its internal appearance makes it sound similar to After School Retention...except class isn't in session this time
A roadside motel is a cheap hotel (a place someone stays temporarily) with the doors to the rooms all on the outside. A row home is a tall skinny home (a place someone lives permanently) that shares walls with other similar houses all laid out in a row.
The reasoning around the cameras has to be false. There's no way that the loss of the camera costing most likely under $300 is going to stretch the budget of an organization like SCP.
Obvious experiment: Team enters through front door and proceeds to exterior wall on either floor. Team breaches wall. Breach should be only large enough to admit small telescopic probe attached to recording camera. If exterior is sufficiently "interesting" breach should be enlarged to permit passage of D-class personnel to explore and retrieve samples.
SCP-083 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-083 is to be kept under constant video surveillance, with at least one Level 3 staff member on call at all times to respond to security breaches. Entrance to SCP-083 is permissible to Level 1 and 2 personnel with proper clearances, provided they wear a tracking device while inside. Description: SCP-083 appears to be an uninhabited, two-story row house in a general state of disrepair, with an interior of approximately 366 square meters. It is located in the ██████████ block of ███████. The deed and property tax records for the address are missing after ██████. The last known persons to reside at the address were the ███████ family, but [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until acquisition by the Foundation, the property was the reputed "office" for local narcotics dealers who gained entry to the structure through a front window, since the locking mechanisms on both the front and back doors were corroded and frozen shut. SCP-083 first came to the Foundation's attention on ███████, when an altercation outside the building resulted in the front door being kicked in by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Those who entered through the door of SCP-083 (Group A) allegedly found themselves inside a fully-furnished and well-maintained home with functioning electricity and a fully-stocked kitchen whose appliances and decor appeared to be from the early 20th Century. Personnel who entered through the windows (Group B) described the interior as "dark and dilapidated," corresponding to the view through the windows. Personnel in Group A also reported that they couldn't see, hear, or find any members of Group B inside the house or of anyone else besides themselves. Group B observed that members of Group A seemed to "vanish into thin air" upon crossing the door's threshold. Both groups inside the property not only described very different living conditions, but their descriptions didn't even correspond to the same floor plan. Their descriptions matched only in the relative position of the windows, since both groups saw the same street view. Personnel outside the house, however, reported only seeing members of Group B. These observations were repeatedly tested and confirmed by staff, with the additional finding that the rear door of SCP-083 also leads to the "furnished" interior. Any non-conventional entry (i.e., windows, holes in the roof, down the chimney, etc), leads to the "dilapidated" interior, and persons inside the different interiors are unable to detect each other's presence, although they both register on standard spectral imaging equipment, so long as said equipment is outside SCP-083. It was also discovered that the furnished interior is not static. The floor plan of SCP-083 apparently changes, with a different layout and different numbers and kinds of rooms manifesting (see Document #083-A). No clear pattern or set interval has been observed in the rearrangement of the interior of SCP-083, but the phenomenon has never been directly observed or experienced by personnel while inside SCP-083 (see summary of experiment 083-03, listed as Document #083-C). So long as a human presence exists inside, the floor plan seems to remain stable. Although the "furnished" interior appears to be well-maintained, no inhabitants or custodians have ever been detected. Addendum: It has been recommended that SCP-083 be evaluated as a possible autonomous object. Document #083-A: Nineteen walkthroughs of SCP-083 have been conducted to date ██████, and each has produced a unique floor plan with a combined total of 154 different rooms, with 17 of those rooms present on more than one walkthrough, though in differing locations (see Document #083-B). The rooms conform to a variety of decorative styles, representative of major artistic trends of the late 19th and 20th centuries, complete with era-appropriate furnishings and technology. However, each of the 19 floor plans still equaled 366 square meters of space, and in each walkthrough, the front door has so far consistently led directly to the same Victorian front parlor, designated FP-0. The rear door [DATA EXPUNGED]. Addendum to #083-A: Upon comparative analysis of all recorded floorplans for SCP-083, it has been observed that the small door in the north wall of FP-0 always opens up to reveal a closet. Though the dimensions and contents of the closets have varied considerably, a teal and white, "Deluxe Convertible" upright Hoover vacuum cleaner has been observed among the contents over 60% of the time. It is unknown why, of the three doors leading from FP-0, this one (and the Hoover vacuum within) has shown such a high level of conservation when none of the others have. Document #083-C: Summary of Experiment 083-03 On █████, Dr. ███ ██████ entered SCP-083 through the front door and set up three digital video cameras. One was placed in the middle of FP-0, a second camera on the second floor between DR-2 and K-4, and a third camera in the basement room ST-1. Personnel entering through FP-0 Window A were unable to confirm the existence of any of the rooms, nor of the three cameras, though the cameras' locations inside SCP-083 were externally confirmed with EM sensors. Observation was conducted for a period of 48 hours, during which time no personnel were allowed to enter. No movements within SCP-083 or any of the rooms were observed, and the camera locations remained fixed. After 48 hours, agents were sent in to retrieve the three cameras, but only found one, the camera in FP-0, at its electronically-confirmed location. The other two cameras, and the rooms in which they were placed, were gone, with different rooms in their place. Despite this, the EM sensors continued to detect the electrical signatures of the other two cameras, indicating that they had not shifted position at all. Sweeps of SCP-083 were made hourly for the next 36 hours, and although further room rearrangements were noted, neither of the rigged rooms reappeared, and after 36 hours, the signals diminished below detection thresholds (possibly due to a loss of battery power in the two missing cameras). Three weeks later, ST-1 recurred on the second floor and its camera was recovered, with a dead battery. The third camera remains missing. Note on #083-C Memo Dr. ███ ██████ requested and was granted permission to repeat Experiment 083-03, (catalogued as Experiment 083-05) which resulted in the similar inexplicable loss of six more cameras. While the Foundation is committed to the pursuit of scientific discovery, it has been decided to abandon further experimentation of this type on SCP-083, until a way can be found to do it without overdrafting the department's budget in order to replace "disappeared" equipment. -Dr. █████ █████ Document #083-D: On █████, Agent ██████████ conducted a walkthrough of SCP-083 and reported evidence of food preparation, describing "a sound like banging pots and pans," and "the smell of cooking meat." Agent ██████████ was unable to localize the source of the phenomena, nor even to find a kitchen. Agent ██████████ did eventually encounter a dining room (designated DR-8), but it was clearly in a state of non-use. Agent █████████ estimated the sounds and smell persisted for approximately 20 minutes before "fading away." There were no other signs of intruders. Document #083-E: On █████, smoke was observed emanating from SCP-083's chimney. Agent ████████ was dispatched to investigate and found the location designated SR-12 with burning embers in the fireplace. SR-12 had been previously documented on SCP-083 Internal Surveys 5 and 6, but in both prior encounters the fireplace was cold and swept clean. Agent ████████ recovered a partially-burned fragment of newsprint from the fireplace [DATA EXPUNGED], as well as the nub of a █████ cigar. A sweep of SCP-083 found no other evidence of intruders, and review of video surveillance confirmed no one else entering or leaving the house aside from appropriate personnel at expected intervals. Agent ████████ remained on-site until the fire was out, at which point smoke emanations ceased and did not recur. Agent ████████ made no alterations to SR-12 and left the premises at ████. Twenty-four hours later, Agent ████████ returned to SCP-083, but SR-12 was no longer present and has not been found on three subsequent walkthroughs. Analysis of the █████ cigar did not produce any DNA, but did yield [DATA EXPUNGED]. Addendum: Recommend SCP-083 be evaluated for upgrade to Euclid status. [Approved ██/██/████]
I would have wrote a letter in various languages next to a camera or tracable object. With a pencil/pen. Asking for a name, and what year it is. See if anyone would reply.
Yo, Omar wants to know where this crib is. Omar said anyone who passes the 411 will be mad in cheddar. On the reals. Street cred with Omar makes you gangsta fo life yo.
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The SCP Foundation: where the D-Class are more expendable than cameras
It's Dr Schrodinger's house.
They just haven't found the cat yet.
The Anti-Burglar Home
(As long as he don't break in through the Door)
Ratproofed
Sounds like its a house that exists in a state of dimensional flux...static in its location and position from the exterior but accessible to other dimensions thru the interior. Just gotta figure out how to do so without getting hopelessly lost!
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
What happens if you remove furniture?
What happens if you destroy furniture?
What happens if you leave a note in the room?
What happens if someone walks in alone, then falls asleep?
What happens if you jump out the window from within the furnished home?
What happens if you try to break through a wall within the furnished home?
What happens if you try to cook in the kitchen or use the fireplace?
What happens if you try using the vaccum?
Often the documented experiments really lack imagination.
Interesting SCP and then all they did was set up a few cameras and have a few agents walk through it for a couple of minutes.
@@NinaFelwitch Yeah, I was really expecting there to be more testing done on this one. I also do not understand the upgrade to Euclid status.
At least THIS house is not trapping people inside it and is not a nest for shadow demons.
I think its euclid because the agent is annoyed because scp 083 stole his/her cameras.
what if someoen went inside, climbed out a window, went insiode again would they keep shifting realitys?
Or eating the residents to make new furniture.
Keep it up, I look forward to these everyday
same
Cant wait till he can do multiple at once 13.5 years for scp 5000 is to long of a wait
Same
I'll be worried if he misses a day.
@@tmseh which entity do you think would intervene
This is a really fascinating SCP, it holds this slight question of what if there is some kind of undetectable person living inside :)
A ghost
@@deathstrokecat5390 maybe, maybe a member of the last family who owned the place
Side question
Finally, I've been waiting for something on this SCP
Doctor Who: Figures.. I get the chameleon circuit fixed and upgrade the to interior with psychic furniture only for the front door latch to break and let anyone with a foot key in..... New body, New TARDIS Moppit said...
Screw woke BS.
@@hideousruin wat
I love listening to this guy talk about SCPs. Makes me wanna try my hand at writing a few. Originally was writing a horror novel once but reformatted it. Should go back to it.
my new favorite scp channel for sure!
This one was pretty cool. I forgot that some of the old articles are super [DATA EXPUNGED]
It's hard to believe that the SCP couldn't budget for the lost cameras.
Yeah, that one kind of made me laugh. They routinely build holding facilities that would cost hundreds of millions of dollars to construct and maintain, but they can't spend a few thousand for cameras?
SCP-083 Seems like a combination of multiple realities.
Same house, different realities, all combining into one shared reality, but only temporary, as if the house is shifting from one dimension to another.
Just like Ikea store
And nobody thought to leave a note for the "intruders" to see if you can talk to them...
God damn data expunged kicking peoples doors in D
Thing is, I want to live in this house. Obviously have to have someone in the house with me in order to keep it stable
Typical SCPF. The loss of items is more expensive than loss of personnel.
"We can't keep spending money to replace cameras! That's thousands of dollars!"
"Oh, this SCP requires a solid gold and diamond enclosure measuring 10m x 10m x 10m, and light powered by burning hundred dollar bills 24x7? Approved."
"Place enough flies in SCP-173’s containment cell so that it can never move? Nah, let’s have a series of easily preventable containment breaches instead"
@@wumpusrat they do whats necessary, why would them replace cameras?
This one suffers from too many [DATA EXPUNGED] uses. Seriously people, one per article, maybe two if it's really long and complicated.
But Dr.Bright uses these as MadLibs
More censored information than a Chinese webpage.
I love these videos soo much! Thank you for making them!
Some of these SCP's are clearly made (some seem to be natural and some seem to have gotten that way due to exposure to otherworldly weirdness). If someone made this house, I would want them to make one for me!
I wouldn't just want to move into this one, for one it's got foundation all over it. For another it seems like it might already be inhabited. Finally, if it was made for me I can know it's not secretly trying to eat me or turn me into furniture, and I can get instructions on it's care and maintenance from it's creator. Wenever the SCP foundation get their hands on a instruction manual it's always missing all the best bits. It would be nice to know it ALL.
Ah yes, SCP-083, the two in one home.
I like to think Kevin McCallister's great-grandfather or uncle built this building
i like the house of leaves vibe this SCP gives off.
Yes. Daily episodes is where it’s at
ah yes, SCP-083, the rogue-like house.
Nice
maybe bring a scrantan reality anchor
it feels like this may be the work of a reality bender
although it appears to be one that is non malicious
Not yet. Maybe if people stayed in the house for a longer period it may become malicious
Imagine Dr Bright trying to rent out this place as an AirB&B or trying to host a party there, LOL. That might be interesting to watch! 😂
Wow on 83 now damn bro good job! Last time i checked you were on 69
Have SCP personnel attempted to remove any furniture from SCP-083?
When the articles get longer I wonder if he leave out allot or shorten his released as often.
i wonder, will yall make from scp 087 movie or a norma document?
Question: Is a row home just another way of saying roadside motel or is there is a distinction between the two?
On another note: The fact this place seems to change its internal appearance makes it sound similar to After School Retention...except class isn't in session this time
A roadside motel is a cheap hotel (a place someone stays temporarily) with the doors to the rooms all on the outside.
A row home is a tall skinny home (a place someone lives permanently) that shares walls with other similar houses all laid out in a row.
You could use a highly calculative AI with specific algorithms to understand this anomaly
That's true for all SCPs according to SCP-001-EX
if go inside thugh a door, then climb OUT the window, alternate universe? what if rinese repeat?
The reasoning around the cameras has to be false. There's no way that the loss of the camera costing most likely under $300 is going to stretch the budget of an organization like SCP.
Row House!
So I suppose its not possible to be trapped inside since the room changes each time they enter.
Ill keep updated
Obvious experiment:
Team enters through front door and proceeds to exterior wall on either floor. Team breaches wall. Breach should be only large enough to admit small telescopic probe attached to recording camera. If exterior is sufficiently "interesting" breach should be enlarged to permit passage of D-class personnel to explore and retrieve samples.
I honestly didn’t even get what this man was trying to say, WHAT IS THIS SCP, HELLPPPPP
Cant wait for SCP 096
Can they take items out?
Me : sees this*
Also me: grabs popcor*
That's where scp 082 likes to eat lol
I hope to see SCP-1279 people dogs
Memories loop
Di-lap-i-`D`ated , my dude.....
SCP-083
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-083 is to be kept under constant video surveillance, with at least one Level 3 staff member on call at all times to respond to security breaches. Entrance to SCP-083 is permissible to Level 1 and 2 personnel with proper clearances, provided they wear a tracking device while inside.
Description: SCP-083 appears to be an uninhabited, two-story row house in a general state of disrepair, with an interior of approximately 366 square meters. It is located in the ██████████ block of ███████. The deed and property tax records for the address are missing after ██████. The last known persons to reside at the address were the ███████ family, but [DATA EXPUNGED]. Until acquisition by the Foundation, the property was the reputed "office" for local narcotics dealers who gained entry to the structure through a front window, since the locking mechanisms on both the front and back doors were corroded and frozen shut. SCP-083 first came to the Foundation's attention on ███████, when an altercation outside the building resulted in the front door being kicked in by [DATA EXPUNGED].
Those who entered through the door of SCP-083 (Group A) allegedly found themselves inside a fully-furnished and well-maintained home with functioning electricity and a fully-stocked kitchen whose appliances and decor appeared to be from the early 20th Century. Personnel who entered through the windows (Group B) described the interior as "dark and dilapidated," corresponding to the view through the windows. Personnel in Group A also reported that they couldn't see, hear, or find any members of Group B inside the house or of anyone else besides themselves. Group B observed that members of Group A seemed to "vanish into thin air" upon crossing the door's threshold.
Both groups inside the property not only described very different living conditions, but their descriptions didn't even correspond to the same floor plan. Their descriptions matched only in the relative position of the windows, since both groups saw the same street view. Personnel outside the house, however, reported only seeing members of Group B.
These observations were repeatedly tested and confirmed by staff, with the additional finding that the rear door of SCP-083 also leads to the "furnished" interior. Any non-conventional entry (i.e., windows, holes in the roof, down the chimney, etc), leads to the "dilapidated" interior, and persons inside the different interiors are unable to detect each other's presence, although they both register on standard spectral imaging equipment, so long as said equipment is outside SCP-083. It was also discovered that the furnished interior is not static. The floor plan of SCP-083 apparently changes, with a different layout and different numbers and kinds of rooms manifesting (see Document #083-A). No clear pattern or set interval has been observed in the rearrangement of the interior of SCP-083, but the phenomenon has never been directly observed or experienced by personnel while inside SCP-083 (see summary of experiment 083-03, listed as Document #083-C). So long as a human presence exists inside, the floor plan seems to remain stable. Although the "furnished" interior appears to be well-maintained, no inhabitants or custodians have ever been detected.
Addendum: It has been recommended that SCP-083 be evaluated as a possible autonomous object.
Document #083-A:
Nineteen walkthroughs of SCP-083 have been conducted to date ██████, and each has produced a unique floor plan with a combined total of 154 different rooms, with 17 of those rooms present on more than one walkthrough, though in differing locations (see Document #083-B). The rooms conform to a variety of decorative styles, representative of major artistic trends of the late 19th and 20th centuries, complete with era-appropriate furnishings and technology. However, each of the 19 floor plans still equaled 366 square meters of space, and in each walkthrough, the front door has so far consistently led directly to the same Victorian front parlor, designated FP-0. The rear door [DATA EXPUNGED].
Addendum to #083-A:
Upon comparative analysis of all recorded floorplans for SCP-083, it has been observed that the small door in the north wall of FP-0 always opens up to reveal a closet. Though the dimensions and contents of the closets have varied considerably, a teal and white, "Deluxe Convertible" upright Hoover vacuum cleaner has been observed among the contents over 60% of the time. It is unknown why, of the three doors leading from FP-0, this one (and the Hoover vacuum within) has shown such a high level of conservation when none of the others have.
Document #083-C: Summary of Experiment 083-03
On █████, Dr. ███ ██████ entered SCP-083 through the front door and set up three digital video cameras. One was placed in the middle of FP-0, a second camera on the second floor between DR-2 and K-4, and a third camera in the basement room ST-1. Personnel entering through FP-0 Window A were unable to confirm the existence of any of the rooms, nor of the three cameras, though the cameras' locations inside SCP-083 were externally confirmed with EM sensors.
Observation was conducted for a period of 48 hours, during which time no personnel were allowed to enter. No movements within SCP-083 or any of the rooms were observed, and the camera locations remained fixed. After 48 hours, agents were sent in to retrieve the three cameras, but only found one, the camera in FP-0, at its electronically-confirmed location. The other two cameras, and the rooms in which they were placed, were gone, with different rooms in their place. Despite this, the EM sensors continued to detect the electrical signatures of the other two cameras, indicating that they had not shifted position at all.
Sweeps of SCP-083 were made hourly for the next 36 hours, and although further room rearrangements were noted, neither of the rigged rooms reappeared, and after 36 hours, the signals diminished below detection thresholds (possibly due to a loss of battery power in the two missing cameras). Three weeks later, ST-1 recurred on the second floor and its camera was recovered, with a dead battery. The third camera remains missing.
Note on #083-C Memo
Dr. ███ ██████ requested and was granted permission to repeat Experiment 083-03, (catalogued as Experiment 083-05) which resulted in the similar inexplicable loss of six more cameras. While the Foundation is committed to the pursuit of scientific discovery, it has been decided to abandon further experimentation of this type on SCP-083, until a way can be found to do it without overdrafting the department's budget in order to replace "disappeared" equipment.
-Dr. █████ █████
Document #083-D:
On █████, Agent ██████████ conducted a walkthrough of SCP-083 and reported evidence of food preparation, describing "a sound like banging pots and pans," and "the smell of cooking meat." Agent ██████████ was unable to localize the source of the phenomena, nor even to find a kitchen. Agent ██████████ did eventually encounter a dining room (designated DR-8), but it was clearly in a state of non-use. Agent █████████ estimated the sounds and smell persisted for approximately 20 minutes before "fading away." There were no other signs of intruders.
Document #083-E:
On █████, smoke was observed emanating from SCP-083's chimney. Agent ████████ was dispatched to investigate and found the location designated SR-12 with burning embers in the fireplace. SR-12 had been previously documented on SCP-083 Internal Surveys 5 and 6, but in both prior encounters the fireplace was cold and swept clean. Agent ████████ recovered a partially-burned fragment of newsprint from the fireplace [DATA EXPUNGED], as well as the nub of a █████ cigar.
A sweep of SCP-083 found no other evidence of intruders, and review of video surveillance confirmed no one else entering or leaving the house aside from appropriate personnel at expected intervals. Agent ████████ remained on-site until the fire was out, at which point smoke emanations ceased and did not recur. Agent ████████ made no alterations to SR-12 and left the premises at ████. Twenty-four hours later, Agent ████████ returned to SCP-083, but SR-12 was no longer present and has not been found on three subsequent walkthroughs.
Analysis of the █████ cigar did not produce any DNA, but did yield [DATA EXPUNGED].
Addendum: Recommend SCP-083 be evaluated for upgrade to Euclid status. [Approved ██/██/████]
Why?
next scp will be scp 084 object class neutralized.
Wait what if they leave from the window?
What was on the cigar that made them reclassify to Euclid??
They should just use disposable cameras
Looks like a British house
Looks like the same style as mine
I related to the movie commercial way to much
Wondering why no one tried to exit rooms through windows? :/
Wow, such empty
lol
Whoohooo.....!!!!!
Yes keep it up i like the scp movie 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I would have wrote a letter in various languages next to a camera or tracable object. With a pencil/pen.
Asking for a name, and what year it is.
See if anyone would reply.
Put a geolocator instead a camera
Yo, Omar wants to know where this crib is. Omar said anyone who passes the 411 will be mad in cheddar. On the reals. Street cred with Omar makes you gangsta fo life yo.
Wait why euclid
:O
I should be an scp called the demon phyco
How far is IKEA, from here?
only 2925 SCPs in between
I'm a phyco born from the devil
Why is any information redacted at all?
Since I should be an scp
This Is Not For You
Why isn’t this thing Safe?
That's more of how hard is this thing to contain. This is a object in a very very public place that has to be 24/7 monitored by SCP.
@@chriscantrell9012 руские есть?
@@prostoandruha1989 None I can see.
что? сейчас загляжу в переводчик.
А вот теперь: Yes, because l am Belarusian and l use translators to write this to you.
😥😨😨😨😨
😃 🐣
Zervij the Q
This is a bad SCP in my opinion, all interesting information is REDACTED