Avanash the Bones Guy | Escape From the Bloodkeep (SPOILERS)

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  • A compilation of Avanash, the bones guy, from Dimension 20's Escape From the Bloodkeep.
    All clips belong to Dimension 20: / @dimension20show
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  • @BriannaZumbro
    @BriannaZumbro  2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I also make dice! starlightdice.etsy.com

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    Dude was a smith for hundreds of years, studied crown lore, mastered his craft...
    Then you ask one group of guys to keep your bones safe and suddenly you are known as "The Bones Guy"

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest ปีที่แล้ว

      Strong "D***sucker Mike" energy

    • @Gnome-kc7pr
      @Gnome-kc7pr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Fr they hate to see a guyboss winnin

    • @ethanomcbride
      @ethanomcbride 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      THANK YOU

  • @jessarisetty5448
    @jessarisetty5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3657

    I love how they were all like “nothing is gonna happen to your bones” and when Avanesh is like “cool so if I lose mine I get yours right” and suddenly they were all concerned about him getting their bones

    • @jeezuhskriste5759
      @jeezuhskriste5759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      Nobody cares about old Avanesh’s bones, but as soon as THEIRS are on the line, suddenly everyone is all for finding ways to keep bones in their respective bodies. No empathy I tell ya.

    • @shendudeamo6678
      @shendudeamo6678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      wouldn't you be too, though? You got to be careful with what you agree to, just in case of the off chance, edge case scenario that he DOES lose his bones, then guess who's on the hook to give them new bones. It's a world of magic, it's not too far off that magic or something could take his bones, and it could have been a magically binding agreement for all they know. Always check the fine print of all agreements in a fantasy world of magic :P

    • @IcyDragonPolaris
      @IcyDragonPolaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jeezuhskriste5759 I mean, they're villains

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      because there’s still a possibility however slim something will happen

    • @jessarisetty5448
      @jessarisetty5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@jeezuhskriste5759 I mean really you lock a guy in a river in a box in a cage in a stone cave and then you ask him to build you a demon crown and when he VERY REASONABLY asks for protection for his bones FROM THE FUCKING RIVER suddenly you’re crazy? Like really who do these guys think they are a river??? Hahaha don’t take my bones hahah

  • @angrywizard3199
    @angrywizard3199 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    I like that "You are the most stunning woman I have ever seen" means nothing since he's forgotten everything before the river

    • @oddbirdMusic
      @oddbirdMusic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Also she is literally half spider.

    • @mokithepepe2454
      @mokithepepe2454 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@oddbirdMusic is that a problem???

  • @thefuzstache1139
    @thefuzstache1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    “Let me be very clear.”
    Proceeds to spout the most circular, nonsensical rationale you’ve ever heard.
    Brennan is such a master of comedic set-up and resolution.

    • @dmunchained540
      @dmunchained540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I found Avanash's logic easier to follow than Maggies, if I'm totally honest. XD

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I also love how Brennan starts to crack as soon as he says “let me be very clear” because he knows he’s not going to be clear about it at all.

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Followed by Mike Trapp's sarcastic, "Please!! Don't mince any words!!" (5:10)

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I don't know what the confusion is. That explanation was entirely direct and clear and one of the most understandable bone-related things he said.
      Not even joking...I think he was being very clear there.

    • @bopqw1055
      @bopqw1055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it was very clear he didnt know how bad the worst outcome could be. basically the worst thing i could think of might not be the worst thing that could happen.

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    See THIS is how you make an "insane" person. They're completely normal except for one specific thing that is absolutely batshit. And they don't realize that thing IS batshit. It's just normal and reasonable to them.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yes! Definitely keeping that in mind for when I play a crazy person. Maybe something that wouldn't come up in conversation often so it's not immediately obvious.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yep. Crazy people don't know they're crazy. People with delusions think their delusions are reasonable. As soon as they start to think they're being unreasonable, they wouldn't believe those things anymore.
      On the other hand, sometimes "crazy" is just an unfair judgment placed upon someone by society. For instance, I ask you, what is crazy about wanting your bones? 😁

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Candlewick in Neverafter is legitimately terrifying. Brennan’s good at the effects of longterm isolation

    • @amandapr1me
      @amandapr1me 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What is crazy about wanting your bones???

    • @xenoswarrior6900
      @xenoswarrior6900 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's also something that's quasi-rational. We all wish to protect our bones at some level, none of us have a fanatically been driven insane by trying to keep our bones from a river for thousands of years. It's a deep set kind of insanity, one that's only hilariously grim because we understand how it happened.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    4:24 "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?"
    You know, that’s a fair point.

    • @Zecarius
      @Zecarius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      At least once a day I boot up this video to hear that line. I love it.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Zecarius Yeah, I'm like "You may be full crazy, but THAT I can get on board with."

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i agree but i always took that context of “what is crazy about wanting your bones if i lose mine?”

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@liamross340 I took it as him wanting to keep his own bones.

    • @fortsterling5130
      @fortsterling5130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this as it happened

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    The expectation created by "full crazy," followed by the most relaxed "oh heeeeeeey..." will never not make me laugh my ass off

  • @Codebreakerblue
    @Codebreakerblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "I will take care of your bones, I'll be the Watcher of Bones, I got your bones on lock"
    Underrated line

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Totally checks out with the ending too. He maintained total control of the fate of those bones from the moment the promise was given.

  • @whatkindofnameisella682
    @whatkindofnameisella682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    the (scoff)"what does this lady think she is, a river?" is such a highly underrated line. i think about it on a daily basis.

    • @gobbelgub4031
      @gobbelgub4031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      HEEELP!!!

    • @dravynsonofhelium6005
      @dravynsonofhelium6005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The nervous chuckle really sells it

    • @ciennasuperstar1247
      @ciennasuperstar1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      “I poke him, are there bones in him?” Is also very good

    • @tantalus_complex
      @tantalus_complex 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This was the moment I realized Avanash is just Gob from _Arrested Development._

  • @RunningShovel
    @RunningShovel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    The one thing that's missing is that Trapp's first insight check was a Nat 20, which immediately gave away that this guy was full crazy. Once he starts talking, the anticipation of him saying something unhinged makes the bones bit even funnier when it drops.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Now I’m wondering what it would have been like if the insight check was a low roll

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@DeathnoteBB “he is surprisingly sane and capable. You trust him implicitly.”

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      They're all to happy to call him crazy for being concerned about his bones, but the moment he asks them to put theirs at risk, they all get really cagey and concerned. Sounds to me like he's a perfectly sane and rational guy who just wants to keep his bones.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      “Why would a river take your bones? Your bones will be fine!”
      “So if something happened to MY bones, I get yours?”
      “Now hold on-“

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, Trapp said it _just_ before the clip starts.

  • @fluidstatic5564
    @fluidstatic5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    Avenash's combination of mellow, honest, and deeply fcked up is so, so good. "What do your bones have to do...?" "Are you -- them? What?"

    • @quinnw919
      @quinnw919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Him, looking at another person: Are you my bones?

    • @krasotabella9675
      @krasotabella9675 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah no one talks about him truly thinking that Maggie IS his bones for a second

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      His random screaming "HELP!!!!!" in the middle of an otherwise normal sentence is fantastic.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    One person succeeding on a perception the entire rest of the party failed is a *perfect* comedy vehicle

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No but this tracks for like, elven burial lore. They’re immortals and their dead probably go into sacred tombs or specific grounds, and the idea that Avenash’s bones would become soggy and rotten enough to fall into the river and remain lost and unburied forever if he died in there is potentially uniquely horrifying for these elves

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I feel like Brennan came up with Avenash in a fever dream, wrote down “Bones?” and promptly forgot about him until this moment and decided to run full tilt with it.

  • @kylebeardsley6200
    @kylebeardsley6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    Avanash was almost completely improvised, and yet Brennan made him amazing. Hat's off to you.

    • @mii5159
      @mii5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How do you know he was improvised?

    • @kylebeardsley6200
      @kylebeardsley6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@mii5159 He either mentioned it in a video afterwards, or it's a rumor going around the comments section.

    • @susanhenderson8203
      @susanhenderson8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@mii5159 When the party first decides to teleport to the keep through Lilith's web, Brennan makes a throwaway comment about not having expected them to get over there. He's good at compensating for shenanigans (looking at Emily Axford over there), but I think he expected them to try a smith from the blood keep before moving further afield if they needed. So while he knew he wanted to have an NPC named Avanash exist in the world, the personality/quirks were certainly off the cuff

    • @stephman3154
      @stephman3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@mii5159 in one of the talk back shows (Adventuring Party, I think) was when he revealed Avanash was completely improvised

    • @Shatteredworld
      @Shatteredworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@mii5159 Adventure Academy, Season 1 Episodes 13 & 14: Reunion with the cast of Escape from the Bloodkeep Pt1 & 2. It's kinda like a proto-adventure party recap. He explicitly states in both that he generated Avanash completely on the fly. In fact, the entire encounter was unplanned, as the requirement to go to the castle was generated to get them onto the siren for a planned encounter. He did not expect them to circumvent the encounter through teleportation, and instead of just stonewalling the action he improvised the entire encounter on the fly and made it work. Avanash wasn't supposed to exist in any capacity...yet here he is, and the world is better for it.

  • @ciennasuperstar1247
    @ciennasuperstar1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    “Sorry am I being unclear? I’m worried about my bones.”

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    3:57 I love how Avanesh responds to Ephink poking him in the most rational way a person concerned about losing his bones would: assume she is trying to steal his bones, make a joke about her thinking she's the river, that she could steal his bones, and immediately yelling for help to prevent her stealing his bones.
    Totally reasonable!

    • @washyrose5904
      @washyrose5904 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just… it’s Efink. It’s Knife backwards.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@washyrose5904murderdeth !

    • @Loumenn
      @Loumenn หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@washyrose5904you don’t spell it Knihpe?

  • @jpereda97
    @jpereda97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I spent the first six and a half minutes of this video thinking he had a pile of bones next to him, and I can assure several of you would pay to see the LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I FUCKING REALIZED

    • @BriannaZumbro
      @BriannaZumbro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Oh my god that’s amazing 😂

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Oh god I’d love to see the mounting confusion morph into disturbed horror and perturbed glee at the realization.

  • @bodenking
    @bodenking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Trapp’s “god fucking damnit” is possibly my favorite line from the side quest. There’s just something in the delivery that makes him the ideal straight man character

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Dead-ass I recently had a psychotic episode. I looked completely together, but my words made no sense. My whole defense when confronted with "You're having a psychotic episode" was "I'm not using word salad or staring at things that I know aren't there, I'm coherent, we are having a conversation. A crazy person can't do that." This character put me in check though lol.

    • @soren5312
      @soren5312 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very late but I'm so sorry. Yeah crazy people can definitely hold a conversation, I think everyone has a story of the guy at the bar who seemed nice until they mention something fucking batshit. Usually about Jewish people or aliens.

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Now I am horribly curious about your psychotic episode but I also won’t ask you to share more than you’re comfortable to.

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@stealthlock6634 They happen in step with my bipolar. This particular episode was exactly a year ago tomorrow. I got it into my head that my parents were possessed and stole my mom's car, where I drove it to an ER thinking "They will call the cops and figure out what's wrong with my parents. Long story short, I ended up in a psych ward. I was completely coherent, I spoke in full sentences. I was even bragging about knowing my hallucinations weren't real. But the things I was saying and the issues that worried me were delusional. The cops assured me that my family wouldn't know what hospital I was going to, but I got a call from my brother which terrified me and made me think my brother had been possessed too because how else would he know where I was?

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@blueturtle3623 Thanks for sharing/explaining! Yeah I can see how this character would put things into perspective XD

  • @admiralspoon6775
    @admiralspoon6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    the fact that ify broke after "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES!?" gets me

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I love it when Avanesh says "lets be clear" and then Brennan breaks a little...

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Please. PLEASE. Don't mince any words!"

  • @scone1025
    @scone1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Sokhbarr was my favorite character in this series. He's always logical and cool under pressure while still giving off warm Dad energy to jer'em'ih and the spider children. I love his "i told you so" at the end here.

    • @stuarthutzler6670
      @stuarthutzler6670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      To quote Adventuring Academy...
      "You can take Mike Trapp out of the straight-man role, but you can't take the straight-man out of Mike Trapp."

    • @cogitoergosum7891
      @cogitoergosum7891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The interesting thing was that Sokhbarr was a lot more intelligent than he reasonably should have been, because Mike Trapp is a lot more intelligent so he played him that way. As an animal keeper the character would have had close to zero interpersonal skills but the way Mike played him he was very emotionally intelligent.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@cogitoergosum7891 Sokhbarr had above average INT (13) and high WIS (17). I'd say that matches up to what Trapp was playing. Also animal handler poor interpersonal skills. Yes, there are people who get into it because they can't talk to other people, but there are also people like Steve Irwin.

    • @andrewberger2142
      @andrewberger2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stuarthutzler6670 after reading that quote, so many of my in game decisions now make sense.

    • @cogitoergosum7891
      @cogitoergosum7891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@romxxii Yeah that's a fair point. I stand corrected. Thank you.

  • @Thommy2n
    @Thommy2n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    *With maximum John Malkovich energy*
    "WHAT... IS... CRAZY... ABOUT... WANTING YOUR BONES?!"
    Dear D20,
    we need this on a T-shirt IMMEDIATELY!

  • @mrskribble
    @mrskribble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I'm a little concerned about my bones now. Avanash makes a lot of good points.

  • @lucianosgonzalez3561
    @lucianosgonzalez3561 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Brennan breaking the SECOND he says "Let me be clear" is the funniest bit of internal foreshadowing I've ever seen.

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    What really kills me is how he talks so calm and collected sometimes like "okay I'll work for you, seems like I don't have a choice" but then sometimes it just.... comes out.

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    There is just something so hilarious yet so terrifying about a guy coming to take your bones to replace his own.

    • @dewberry150
      @dewberry150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Especially this guy. He’s so calm about it

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    For a moment he believed Maggie to be his bones and it's fucked up that we don't talk about that

  • @darthvein3
    @darthvein3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    It makes it even better knowing that he made Avanash completely on the spot as he didnt plan on them actually getting to him.

  • @jimmymiller1313
    @jimmymiller1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The Hamhead realization is one of my favorite gaming moments ever.

  • @JBeezyForever
    @JBeezyForever ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “I like the cut of your jib, even though you ruined me forever” is such an underrated line 😂

  • @Hal_Law26
    @Hal_Law26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I have, unfortunately, thought about this alot...Is Avanash worried about his bones being taken because he spent years submerged in water, and thus acclimated to a feeling of being weightless/boneless, and now that he is out and can feel them, he is worried that they will be taken?

    • @rubylovesbooks
      @rubylovesbooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      could possibly be that he saw other people die of old age, decay and have their bones pulled away by the river and his crazed mind making him believe that the water wanted to take his bones. since hes an elf he wouldnt die of old age in there.

    • @juliusphu9847
      @juliusphu9847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rubylovesbooks amazing explanation!!!

  • @MenachemSchmuel
    @MenachemSchmuel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    8:15 I love how quickly Trapp can see through Avanash even without rolling anything. Just immediate realization that Avanash meant Hamhead

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I love it when the players figure stuff out on their own!

    • @babassoonist557
      @babassoonist557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well Trapp is a writer and improv actor by trade, it only makes sense that he’d be the one to foresee these kinds of twists

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He rolled a nat 20 before which is why he knows that guy is full crazy.

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@darrienjones8917 that was way, way, way earlier; the whole party knew avanash was crazy by this point. he didn't have to roll at all to figure out what had happened to the crown

    • @bettestruble7887
      @bettestruble7887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No no, this insight that he was full crazy was from the nat 20 FROM trap which is why everyone acted like they didn’t know

  • @brandynotabrand
    @brandynotabrand 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    im not over the fact that brennan never planned for avanash to be a character, he made it up on the spot, and still his bone shtick just... compelled everyone, us viewers included

  • @VERY_TALL_MAN
    @VERY_TALL_MAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I gotcha bones on lock” lives in my head rent free

  • @john.harald.sanddd
    @john.harald.sanddd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    “Sure, i just want it to end” is a very underrated line. I love it so much

  • @fishiest3539
    @fishiest3539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    hands-down, my favorite npc brennan ever improvised.

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    OH MY GOD because the river really would have eventually taken his bones
    Fuck that's dark lmao

    • @N1korasu
      @N1korasu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well not his bones he's an elf they don't die like that but the constant paranoia and time has consumed him.

    • @blacksapphire3168
      @blacksapphire3168 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@N1korasu as another person explained it somewhere, he probably watched other people die and river taking their bones, so it messed him up

  • @how2addandfriends473
    @how2addandfriends473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "I like the cut of your jib too even though you ruined me forever."

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That and, "They're further from water, so good", are my two favorite lines from Avanash.

  • @EllieC130
    @EllieC130 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The way Ify just loses it at “WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES” is so pure.

  • @filthyweenis528
    @filthyweenis528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    As a schizophrenic, this is pretty much how it is on the daily. Man’s just wants his bones to be safe. I understand.

    • @Prudenthermit
      @Prudenthermit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥰

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For whatever it's worth, as a non-schizophrenic I totally understood and could follow his thought processes as well and am not really sure what everyone's confusion was.
      ...I'm not quite sure what that says about me, but at least I can say there are some non-zero number of people who understand what you're talking about despite not sharing in that particular day-to-day challenge.

  • @pazz
    @pazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    This is by far my favourite npc of any d20 campaign

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's up there with the pirate dad.
      "When I die, ill jump into hell and kill the devil himself."

    • @Notbatman374
      @Notbatman374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And john feathers.
      "Not gonna lie....I. Look. Good."

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mine will always be Baby, because YIKES.

  • @excrubulent
    @excrubulent ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how, "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES" breaks Ify. Like Avenash is right, bones are a good thing to have, and you should want them, but when you're put on the spot it's impossible to explain what's wrong with it to someone who is just obsessed with it. You could see the cogs turning for a second as Ify tried to square that circle then just gave up.

  • @jonathand.mcnaughton4205
    @jonathand.mcnaughton4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The “god F***ing damnit” from Sokhbarr encapsulates all the reasons this is hilarious

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I like the insinuation that the equivalent of Celebrimbor who had his family murdered by Sauron in Shadow of Mordor lore would be more worried about water getting to his bones if he was left floating in a river for 250 years

  • @vertibelle
    @vertibelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I don't care what fanart you show me, in my heart Avanash is and will forever be Jason Mantzoukas

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my gods, this is perfect! It's like Dark Derek vibes!

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion ปีที่แล้ว +22

    A little surprised that none of them offered to let him keep his own bones. They wont take them, the river wont get them, he gets to keep his own bones.

  • @themobiustripper
    @themobiustripper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Love watching Trapp rubbing his sideburns waiting for Avanash to roll bones into his process breakdown

    • @corsaircaruso471
      @corsaircaruso471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve seen other people mention this. Is this his “I’m trying to think on my feet” tell, or something?

    • @strangeity
      @strangeity ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corsaircaruso471He’s mentioned in the EFTBK reunion adventuring academy episode, it’s a nervous tic

  • @keithkovach6710
    @keithkovach6710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is the funniest character in D&D history. Absolute gold.

  • @callysta1414
    @callysta1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Avanash was one of my favorite characters and I was a little sad to see him die, but it was great while it lasted

  • @halfdeath33
    @halfdeath33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Towards the end I had been wondering why Avanesh sounded oddly familiar.. and then I realised thats pretty much how I sound

    • @OJtheModerator
      @OJtheModerator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And how are your bones doing?

  • @oddboy9427
    @oddboy9427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I am in a dnd campaign where I based my character off Avinash. Hes called the mad herald, and he's crazy

    • @tashianti4830
      @tashianti4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Is he also scared of losing his bones?

    • @octobad7834
      @octobad7834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      love that for you

    • @hypergreedgaming9590
      @hypergreedgaming9590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does he talk like bob ross too?

    • @rowanw1312
      @rowanw1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is mad?

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      checks out

  • @daffoplays6616
    @daffoplays6616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES!?"

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    There is such a Jack Nicholson vibe about Avanash it's almost scary.

  • @sirsawtooth4044
    @sirsawtooth4044 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I always come back here when I have some media talk about "Stealing Bones,".
    It happends a lot more than you would expect.

  • @ryukaganzeroful
    @ryukaganzeroful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:05 anyone else immediately try the snap and clap thing after brennan did it? lol

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No
      I know when something is far beyond my capabilities.

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Sooner or later the river comes for all our bones.

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. I refuse. Stop. Please.

  • @azrulashraf00
    @azrulashraf00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That perception check make no meaning when the character talk with brimming charisma

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    hadn't cried laughing in a while. This is my first Dimension 20 campaign. I am IN

    • @kayleyhodson7079
      @kayleyhodson7079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh you've got so much gold in store!!! Definitely worth the Dropout sub if you haven't yet

    • @dorian4404
      @dorian4404 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kayleyhodson7079 You were right.

  • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
    @rogue-taxidermy_griffin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The literal genius of the editing team, especially sound design, for adding the water running FX. Just imagining hearing that sound for centuries...I immediately understand why he went crazy.

  • @Feasco
    @Feasco ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just a guy who doesn't want the water to take his bones, nothing crazy about that

  • @samimermer1982
    @samimermer1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Dude.... trusting a mad man to make something important... is that sane?

    • @Zorant0Zero
      @Zorant0Zero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well they have the insane Librarian

    • @destrious8133
      @destrious8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well I mean he did make it, he just wants his bones :( Let him have his bones

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@destrious8133 Yeah and then gave it to Hamhead >:(

    • @baslewis
      @baslewis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeathnoteBB but did they tell him NOT to give it to hamhead? he’s a crown guy not a detective. he just wants his bones. justice for avanash

  • @cynthiareagan6069
    @cynthiareagan6069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Look. Avanash isnt nuts your bones are important.

  • @10000Winters
    @10000Winters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I loved Trapp in this season. This season also had some of the best combat trickery.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      rekha's gravity hijinks were great, and every last second save by teleportation was wild

  • @BananaBLACK
    @BananaBLACK ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They did not take very good care of his bones.

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In fact, they might have done the worst possible job of keeping his bones safe

  • @Taveren
    @Taveren ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have genuinely thought on this a lot and I as I think on it more and more I could just imagine being in a cage for 200 years and slowly worrying that something has happened to your innerts and then maybe you start to feel like jelly and with like the sound of the water eventually your like "are my bones gone, i can t feel my Innerds feel all weird, where are my bones make sure I have my bones no one ever gets my bones"

  • @warflocaltrash8380
    @warflocaltrash8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I just wanna know how Brennan does the slap snap motion at 9:05

    • @lucariojet
      @lucariojet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Assuming this isn't rhetorical and you haven't already figured it out.
      Basically: You snap with one hand, snap with the other hand then bring them together.
      Detailed: I usually snap with my left hand first so I position my left hand slightly above my right. Snap with your left hand then immediately open your hand, palm down. Kinda like you're trying to hi-5 the ground.
      Snap with your right hand, and as you snap, turn your hand into a fist. (It doesn't have to be a full fist but close enough that when your fist hits the palm it makes a slapping-like noise.)
      Finally bring them together. Open palm to the top of your fist. (Where your thumb and pointer finger are that would make an L if they were fully extended).
      As you get more comfortable, add speed. Experiment with your snaps or the way your palm/fist connects to find where it sounds best.

  • @FoxHound-ut1hu
    @FoxHound-ut1hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Even though you ruined me forever 😂

  • @solarvide0s
    @solarvide0s หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    loving that brennan literally just improvised the equivalent of celebrimbor but Worse

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Oh Heyyy"

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:04 i want to know what sorcery Brennan is casting and how to recreate it

  • @soulsigil8214
    @soulsigil8214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This whole interaction got me rolling

  • @jade-ic2gp
    @jade-ic2gp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how this video was constructed

  • @sethmichaels6273
    @sethmichaels6273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I need Mike Trapp in another campaign

  • @jackmclean4120
    @jackmclean4120 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Matt Mercer's voice in this clip sounds almost exactly like a character he voices in the game Pillars of Eternity called Aloth.

  • @dylanhecker6686
    @dylanhecker6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I like how they actually killed him for crossing them, most dnd campaigns people are irrationally nice to fictional NPCs

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ✨Villains!✨

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don’t want to hurt the fake peoples’ feelings okay Dylan

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@SamGlaze Excuse me for not wanting to go to fake prison for fake killing fake people.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's the point of playing an immersive story-telling, world-building, role-playing game if you're not going to immerse yourself in it and act like your character actually exists in the world?

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@IceMetalPunkright and in the world you don't usually kill people without a reason

  • @honque21
    @honque21 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    9:05 This sound lives in my head rent free. Its just so mazing how many snaps there are

  • @Figgy5119
    @Figgy5119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've improvised some funny NPCs before, but this is at another level XD

  • @lancethewisp1097
    @lancethewisp1097 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t like that they immediately discredited him just because he is slightly crazy

  • @ivanadriazola1991
    @ivanadriazola1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whenever i look up brenan and bones for this kind of videos, the bones series shows up

  • @chaeyeongLFG
    @chaeyeongLFG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Best NPC in history.

  • @NeilSonOfNorbert
    @NeilSonOfNorbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I cast Jason Mantzoukas as Avanash.

  • @jaycole1342
    @jaycole1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "She'd be the only wet thing around" - I'm fucking dying... Phrasing, guys?

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering they're talking about a man concerned with losing his bone(s)

  • @ShagGnarok
    @ShagGnarok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sounds like a Kandra gone mad

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I laughed for so long at iffys approach to just go "I've got your bones"

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They do comedy campaigns so well, I mean I guess it's kind of expected given it's the College Humor peoples, but still just bravo.

  • @allibababoo
    @allibababoo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly the most relatable character in the whole campaign

  • @warriorweenie6008
    @warriorweenie6008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bruh they found Jeff Goldblum in a cave

  • @EvilGuacamoleGaming
    @EvilGuacamoleGaming 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Avanash is a character that didn't exist ten minutes before this interaction and I think that's amazing.

  • @haphazardlark1502
    @haphazardlark1502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What IS crazy about wanting your bones though, truly

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *julien solomita voice* Noodle the pug be like

  • @cheesy2440
    @cheesy2440 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mfer just wanted to keep his bones, man

  • @Prudenthermit
    @Prudenthermit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He has a point, wanting your bones is pretty reasonable

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:46

  • @underlord2132
    @underlord2132 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would be very concerned about what his definition of "his bones" is.

  • @trevorsalamander8711
    @trevorsalamander8711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:01 Gets to me every time

  • @AxioMunk
    @AxioMunk ปีที่แล้ว

    He's so serious about the bones

  • @GardensAndGames
    @GardensAndGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still favorite NPC.

  • @terellcase9231
    @terellcase9231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This I literally the boneless pizza joke but with a brennan twist