I'd be so bold to say literally everyone that can use underhanded methods to get ahead do it at every level of the game. I mean who the hell doesnt lie at least a bit on their resume?
Fake it till you make it is a legitimate strategy in life. I worked in TV for a long time and during covid the vax card was required so i just bought a fake one so I could keep my job and it worked every time.
Nick: "Setting fires to random shit is weird, we need to get checks to people that did that. That's serial killer mentality." Also Nick: "I jerked it to the body of a dead fly in my light..."
6:15 Whyyy? I have a friend who plays more games than I do and he graduated as a doctor a couple years ago. I played with him while he was going to school. You didn't have to do your parents like that!
Nicks motel story vaguely reminds me of how me and my exes friend had this “challenge” between eachother, where whoever got less kills on bo2 zombies before the match ended had to “make the first move” (we were not dating & both had partners) so I threw the match to lose on purpose 😂
They’ve got all their personal information 😂. It’s not like they’ll do anything about it though. This is the same group of streamers that covered up mizkif SA’ing a girl.
I told my 2 year old niece to put her gum in the ground, to dig a hole and plant it. It will grow into a gum bush. LoL what's really funny was she kept checking on it almost every day. Was I truely a bad uncle?
@@mp6640 I didn't laugh at her I told her plants take a long time to grow plus it needs water to grow so she watered it too. Kids shouldn't swallow gum so I told her to put in the ground it will grow into a Gumball bush and you'll have all the gum you'll ever need
@@XavierQuintilla-e3f Well the story is quite graphic. Paraphrasing here, she was living in an apartment without a toilet, had the runnies and had to poop in a sink that had old noodles sitting in it.
I had my first wet dream on the 5th day of a week long mental health facility stay. Luckily they didnt come in for their room checks while I was changing in the middle of the night.
I understand the guy with the broken arm. I have a broken arm at the moment so I've been having to use the other one for that. It feels so weird and almost like I'm actually cheating on my broken arm.
confession #3 I know Nick is probably just being funny, but this is a common misconception and as a pyromaniac myself, pyromania is a condition all it's own and not connected to any other condition associated with more harmful tendencies aside from potential comorbidities. You should only be worried if those fires are set in order to harm others or others property, simply setting them in order to relieve boredom or stress isn't a red flag. Let us have our fires in peace, please.
How do you go from setting inanimate objects on fire to serial killer? What an insane leap of logic nick. Now if they were torturing animals or something that's a different story.
Its not that insane, most people who start that shit stop that behavior early into their teenage years, but those who dont lead to worse behavior, so its a common warning sign of worse behavior
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"How many people out there are lying and cheating their way to the top?"
A LOT
I'd be so bold to say literally everyone that can use underhanded methods to get ahead do it at every level of the game. I mean who the hell doesnt lie at least a bit on their resume?
@@immasurvivor it’s a requirement at this point.
Fake it till you make it is a legitimate strategy in life.
I worked in TV for a long time and during covid the vax card was required so i just bought a fake one so I could keep my job and it worked every time.
@@STOPSYPHER yup, End-stage capitalism is kinda fucked.
@@immasurvivor everything is, not just capitalism
This is some therapy gecko level of confessions
i love therapy gecko
They're obviously all fake for attention
ExtraEmily is just feeling Emily today
I almost didn't get it
Probably periods
That Nicky P from the night before had her worn out
One day I suppose I'll confess to someone that I've been an NMP viewer for 4 years now..
real😭😭
📸🤨
I don’t even know how or when I became a viewer, I just know I discovered the channel while tripping balls and binged half of it in one night
never do
That would assume that means one day this year
12:22 this is probably why fords have so many recalls all the time 😂 bro be fuckin em up
🤣🤣🤣
was thinking that is NOT the field to be faking a degree in lol
Runaway diesels n shit 😂
I just know this guy inspected my Vehicle 😠😭
Beatin it to a dead fly is Guantánamo Bay down bad.
They're obviously all fake for attention
I once beat it while staring in the mirror tripping balls on shrooms. Interesting time. Not even joking.
@STOPSYPHER, crazy 😝
You were just in the mirror stroking your shit
Lmao
Nick: "Setting fires to random shit is weird, we need to get checks to people that did that. That's serial killer mentality."
Also Nick: "I jerked it to the body of a dead fly in my light..."
Bruh Confession #7 by BlueTurtle is literally the album cover Dookie by Green Day
5:24 brown or black towel is the pro move.
Bruh batman couldnt get this typa shit outta me 💀😂
They're obviously all fake for attention
7:12 Nick laughing and thinking, "I am gay as f then."
so we are farming EE now, I like it keep it up
That meal Nick was eating... I'm so hungry now!
Nick never stole anything? 50% of me doesn't believe him.
His other 50% is too strong to let the other half do that
This made my morning 😅
6:15 Whyyy? I have a friend who plays more games than I do and he graduated as a doctor a couple years ago. I played with him while he was going to school. You didn't have to do your parents like that!
Confession 19 is a bit from Theo Von
3:00 this confession by Nick is wilder than any of the confessions from the viewers
Confession, i think Nick doesnt actually have multiple millions of dollars and instead has one singular million dollar instead
My friends and I still get drunk. We throw frogs in the fire. Lol
God it’s weird Nick’s chat is mainly scat artist 🧑🎨
Confession #10 is basically the exact story of jean Claude romand, watch out that guy is gonna become a cereal killer
Nicks motel story vaguely reminds me of how me and my exes friend had this “challenge” between eachother, where whoever got less kills on bo2 zombies before the match ended had to “make the first move” (we were not dating & both had partners) so I threw the match to lose on purpose 😂
Not joking, but one more video and I'll get ready for bed...
The video:
That makes a lot of sense with with the F-150 confession
11:48 Classic Theo Von Line
Chat violated Nick , he was saying how he never did all those bad things and message comes through and says and you mom still doesnt love you
That thumbnail is wild fam wtf
Confession 20 is literally illegal and could land him/her in jail for a decade or more
also enough information to find out with enough time to who it is.
womp womp
They’ve got all their personal information 😂. It’s not like they’ll do anything about it though. This is the same group of streamers that covered up mizkif SA’ing a girl.
Depending on the paper-trail and if it is proven that his poor work caused injuries or deaths he could be looking at 20 - life in prison.
@@STOPSYPHERhe wasn’t the person sa-ing, it was his friend
Isnt confession 19 just a theo von joke? Or am i tripping?
Yea probably
Tycoon just badly ripped off a Theo Von joke
lmao im sorry 11 got me dying
I told my 2 year old niece to put her gum in the ground, to dig a hole and plant it. It will grow into a gum bush. LoL what's really funny was she kept checking on it almost every day. Was I truely a bad uncle?
The worst Mike lmfao 🤣
You watched her every day checking on that “gum plant” only to laugh at her everyday.
@@mp6640 I didn't laugh at her I told her plants take a long time to grow plus it needs water to grow so she watered it too. Kids shouldn't swallow gum so I told her to put in the ground it will grow into a Gumball bush and you'll have all the gum you'll ever need
I’m dead 😂😂😂 Mike
You take the cake lmao 😂
Nick and the scat chat up to no good😂😂😂😂
If you nerve set shit on fire as a kid your childhood sucked 😂
Bang and league...it explains so much Nick's current mental sanity
Dude, they even got matching shirts 💀
That wasn't an addiction from the sounds of it bro just trusted a fart and it just wasn't. Weird parents
19 is crazy
LOTRO mentioned 🙌🏼
Yeah this chat is cooked
#21 needs a permaban on the whole platform
3:50 that’s not even uncommon. Just women being women. And dudes being dudes.
anyone noticed that edit in 3:12 / 3:13 ?
Gonna be Neplol at this rate.
I heard if you kick a puppy it can bring you luck because of the law of averages
cloudthebest should take some tips from itskatchii
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@@Cloudthebest 5 more days and she qualifys for partner
This reminded me of when Poopernoodle explained how she got her name xD
How
@@XavierQuintilla-e3f Well the story is quite graphic.
Paraphrasing here, she was living in an apartment without a toilet, had the runnies and had to poop in a sink that had old noodles sitting in it.
3:40 dude that sucks…at least he’s not with her no more
I had my first wet dream on the 5th day of a week long mental health facility stay. Luckily they didnt come in for their room checks while I was changing in the middle of the night.
#2 Poor kid discovered "Poop-Farts"
Nick you need to make a new outro, it still got Malena on it
I'll take things that didn't happen for 1000 Alex
Where is confession 13?
imagine not going to college and wasting your life when noone knows who tf you are still
truly the butt stuff channel of twitch
Whats the background music?
Tycoon from confession 19 likes to watch Theo Von
I've never had a wet dream either, I thought it just meant when you wake up with morning wood, as a guy.
You probably have. It’s not like you bust a whole nut and wake up with it. It’s just precum
Bro…….YOU HAVE TWO ARMS WTF?!?!?!?
I was thinking of submitting something for these but realized it’s a little too far for this.
Same 😂. I’m also banned from the discord so whatever
Nick it’s time to call malonkie
Bro that girl feels so fake like made in a lab type fake
I understand the guy with the broken arm. I have a broken arm at the moment so I've been having to use the other one for that. It feels so weird and almost like I'm actually cheating on my broken arm.
No
ok but if youre gonna get someone else to jack it for you then wouldn't it feel just the same as using your non broken arm?
I aint from Alabama but $20 is $20
Love you Nick thanks for all the content. hope you hang in there with Melania being gone.
8:05 This was a lie Nick. Emiru's Halloween party exposed you.
I love you married couple, but i CBA to read for 15 minutes. BUT good video for patient people
19 is diabolical
Did they both agree to wear black and pink today
Isp music💀
confession #3 I know Nick is probably just being funny, but this is a common misconception and as a pyromaniac myself, pyromania is a condition all it's own and not connected to any other condition associated with more harmful tendencies aside from potential comorbidities. You should only be worried if those fires are set in order to harm others or others property, simply setting them in order to relieve boredom or stress isn't a red flag. Let us have our fires in peace, please.
Emily looks wasian and Nick looks whick in that thumbnail
What?
Whick 😂
Are these confessions or just things I’ve done.
Ain’t no way these stories are real lmfao. These dudes are unhinged and need help 😂
Why is nick eating rocks in the beginning
Bring normal Emily back
How do you go from setting inanimate objects on fire to serial killer? What an insane leap of logic nick. Now if they were torturing animals or something that's a different story.
Its not that insane, most people who start that shit stop that behavior early into their teenage years, but those who dont lead to worse behavior, so its a common warning sign of worse behavior
Setting fires is actually a common thing that a lot of serial killers did at some point
@@4ce._.Official He specifically stated 12 years old.
@@christianmeston4291 You literally made that up. Lots of kids used to set things on fire when they were kids before electronics existed.
@@Crimsonfangg bro… just look it up
Emily, you don't have to squint your eyes, they came from the factory that way. 😋
OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
4:50 uhhh.. do ppl fr eat the skin of the salmon??
Yeah its a thing apparently
@@fl33c37 I was always taught not to lol
Cloudthebest should be under watch... Just saying. There's no way out on that one.
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@@Cloudthebest good luck.
emily is so hot
League and bang lmfoaoo
excel DEI
We all know you've done something worse than all of them combined Nick
Davis Kevin Jackson Jennifer Gonzalez Elizabeth
I don't understand. He paid his family member to do it? What's next, is he going to pay his wife to do it?
12:35 what in the Mike ross shit is this.
extraemily eating nonchalantly while the topic is about shit.
Ppl commenting shit 5mins into a 25min video LUL
Not sure what video you look at but for me its 15 min not 25
Everytime I see Emily in vids, all I think is she really, really needs to talk to a therapist. She is clearly suppressing a lot.
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Confession #19 is a Theo Von bit, not real
just saw confession #10's update stream with him confessing to his "parents". look fake as fuck... probably just tryna promote his own twitch
confession 19 was stolen from Theo Von
5:42
When I was 13, my cousin also 13 stripped completely and said I can do anything I want.
did u?
@@mungobestmage ;)
Haram
@@mp6640 Not in Islam
Bro the photoshoped emi on the thumbnail whyyy hahahaha. no need
nah thats wild