Anyone else find some kinda dark humor in the fact Rachel is introduced talking about how the people in the kingdom are suffering... and then the entire kingdom drowns and she doesn't seem to really notice?
@@0deadx21 In the bible this was long before the divergence of cultures and ethnicities (well literal/young earther interpretation). This was 2000 years after man was created, and people were all one group until the tower of Babel. However one of the reasons for the flood was that people were interbreeding with angels/demons making Nephilim/giants
3:00- By this point, all I could think was 'Wait, this song is still going?' And keep in mind, there are longer songs in much better films. That's how much I wanted the opening number to end.
I love how they had “Oh Happy Day” as a song in here. This is a song that mentions Jesus, who was introduced in the New Testament, featured in a movie about a story from the Old Testament. I’m an agnostic and even I know not to do that.
I remember this from going to Catholic school. We always had a bad habit of never finishing movies that didn’t come with a worksheet, so I never saw the end. The teacher turned it off as the soldiers drowned.
@@SuperSwordman1 at least the song is somewhat expected in an attempt to get children invested. Turning it into an half baked Aladdin knock off made my head spin in just how out of left field it was.
46:25 That’s sound advice we should all take from Michael Palin: “Always look on the bright side of life.” (A song that I feel most appropriately compliments how it feels to be watching a Golden Films production.)
Noah was so overwhelmed with woe He stripped naked head to toe Made some wine in a cave, never to be seen Until his sons came in, and thought it was obscene!
While it's not a musical, the best animated adaptation of Noah's Ark is part of The Greatest Adventure: Stories From The Bible series of VHS tapes in the late 80s and early 90s. Made by Hanna-Barbera, the Noah's Ark story features the voice of Lorne Greene as Noah.
@@Savannah_Simpson Well, you can make a good adaptation of any story. I’m not religious, but the Bible is _rife_ with opportunity for darker and more complex alternate interpretations of the stories. If I were adapting Noah’s Ark, I would play into the cosmic horror of this being a story about a fickle god who regrets creating the world and decides to just destroy it all, with no care for the billions of ant-like lives he’s wiping away, and just _maybe_ a single family of survivors on a boat can make it through and restore the world. Kinda like Hellstar Remina, come to think of it.
@@MrKlausbaudelaire you mean like… “People are evil, so God sends Noah to build an Ark; a giant boat made of Gopher Wood. He brought two of every animal, including his wife, sons, and their wives. The flood lasted for thousands of days until the rain stopped, so that Noah sends a dove to find land. It did, and brought a branch. God promised to never flood the earth again, and sent a rainbow as a sign of a covenant.”
Thanks to Diva's observation, I decided to play Get Lucky over knock-off Eric and knock-off Jasmine's romance scene at 12 minutes in. It actually made the scene better, even if I felt I was being a bit sacrilegious to Daft Punk.
Phelous would work out rather well since he does cover Golden Films/Good Times knockoffs quite a bit. Little Red Riding Hood by Good Times is perfect for a crossover.
Damn! Sunday school productions always shove their wholesome projects down our throats. I've always loved the story of Noah's Ark, albeit a bit too saccharine for my taste..BUT... Noah's son...looks like a knockoff Prince Eric! *OH HELL NO!!* That's it, I've had enough! Diva, HOLD MY HOOPS AGAIN! I'M GOING IN!
Golden Films- Because creating insultingly bad rip offs of Disney movies based on public domain classic literature wasn’t enough we’re now doing Bible stories!
OK, the messenger pigeon trying to carry a clay tablet was kind of funny. But mostly this is an Aladdin ripoff that frequently forgets it's about Noah's Ark. I tried doing a read through of Genesis recently, and I forgot how freaking weird it is.
28:15 I had to pause to see what those grey things were and...they're flying squirrels!? That's NOT how flying squirrels work, Golden Films! Try a little harder, please! 28:20 Oh god what are those horrible things!? You know what? Nevermind, I don't wanna know. All I do know is that, as awful as it may sound, I'm GLAD those hideous creatures are implied to have perished in the flood.
Unfortunately those hideously disgusting creatures might actually be amphibious and could've survived the flood. Just like the Nestarians from that other Noah's Ark movie; Two By Two.
@@harlowitter3060 He wasn't bad, but he is unfortunate in that he accidentally represents what is wrong with the movie industry when they cast actors into voice acting roles that they are clearly aren't cut out for. Chris Pratt did fine and wasn't a complete disaster but it doesn't change the notion that name trumps the majority of talent.
@@LaineMann Well, the budget obviously didn't go into the animation. The legit VAs they got for these films probably got paid SAG scale in exchange for being uncredited.
So Noah is married to Sarah in this version, Japheth marries Princess Rachel bat Shallow, Shem is implied to have a wife named Rebecca...is Ham's wife named Leah in this telling? And why are Ham and Shem and Japheth White people?
Fun fact about Noah. He was only the best man of his time... But he was not considered a good man or G/dly man. He never tried to talk G/d into saving more people or creatures, never tried to help his fellow man. He was also an avid alcoholic lol
@@anarchomando7707 I believe you're thinking of The Epic of Gilgamesh, in which the title character meets a guy named Utnapishtim who built a boat when he overheard that the gods were going to drown the world for being too noisy and obnoxious.
Goodtimes sure does loving using discount Prince Eric & Ursulas human form as their main characters for their films. This is like the 4th movie ive seen those two show up in (and i know those donkeys are from somewhere else too, their design looks to familiar(
I know Golden Films' direct-to-video stuff was cheap, but did they really need to have, like, half the male characters voiced by Cam Clarke? I sure hope they paid him enough for this.
@@phonybeautrain6520 There’s a hunger! There’s a craving! There’s a madness! There’s a raving! There’s a passion! There’s a fire! An incurable desire! An addiction! An affliction! We are sisters with a mission! We have a passion and a fire! An incurable desire! For more! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More!
_Maybe_ this is just me, but if they'd turn down the background music and fix some of the animation errors, this would be the _least bad Golden Films_ toons. _Not_ necessarily good, just the _least bad._
There's another, more recent Noah's Ark movie. That aside, they couldn't get the actual animal noises for their respective animals? They had to bring in, say, Dee Bradley Baker to do barking and roaring and braying noises?
7:00 Oh fuck, they actually did it. Just when I though Golden Films couldn't get any more tone-deaf, they unironically put fucking Ren & Stimpy/SpongeBob APM stock music into one of their crappy films.
1:13 - I'm just more than a minute I to this thing, and this number has the least creative choreography and cinematography I've seen in an animated movie. Surely they could have given the animals more movements and more backgrounds? It just feels so visually uninteresting
To be honest, it took me like 2 minutes before I even realized the singing was being done by the animals. I couldn't see any mouth movements, so I assumed the animals were just swaying with cloying grins while an off-screen presence was singing.
The disturbing aspect of Noah's Ark is in the original version in Genesis. God ordered Noah to fill a ship with beasts, while humanity drowned...? And one family is not enough to restart humanity. The boffins of the present day can't seem to agree on an optimum number, but what does everyone else think? And what would be the most efficient male to female ratio to rebuild a population? I think that it would be one man doing it with one woman during her most fertile days in a month (six days a month right?) to maximise her chances of getting pregnant, and then repeating the same process with a different lady over a period of nine months while the first was pregnant (in the best case scenario), and then repeating that entire sequence for another nine months while she recovered. That would make a ratio of one man per ninety women.
The last couple seconds of a WKUK sketch are appropriate here. First character: What did we learn here today? Second character: (opens mouth to speak, comes up with nothing, sighs, and looks away)
Epic name drop on Brent. Also, if you ever want an animated Noah's arc based around the animals, I guess we're still sticking with El Arca. At least it had some idea of what it was doing. Plus, you know, Panthy.
"You can't have Epiphany music in your Noah's ark movie!" I'm sorry did you not hear what music they just got done playing Edit: this didn't occur to me the first time but why on earth did Rachel and Japheth wait out more than 6 months on the ark before getting married?
You know a Bible adaptation is bad when you make Big Idea productions look like Pixar! And this is coming from someone who considers their series a guilty pleasure!
This reminds me of that bit on "Robot Chicken" when Centaurs, Unicorns and other mythical creatures are deliberately kept from boarding the Ark in time. (They build a very shabby ark for themselves which sinks quickly). Noah explains, "God hates freaks".
Wow, I thought there was something wrong with my copy, as the music was not leveled to the dialogue either. It was hard to hear them speak through most of this movie.
Anyone else find some kinda dark humor in the fact Rachel is introduced talking about how the people in the kingdom are suffering... and then the entire kingdom drowns and she doesn't seem to really notice?
well, they technically aren't suffering anymore...
It's difficult to hear the desperate cries of the drowning people when they are covered by the classical music
So are we supposed to believe that _every_ human being on earth was evil? I'm just saying...
For a story set in the Mideast, there sure are a LOT of blue-eyed characters...
Must be a lot of Melange in the area.
And white people
@@MissEarthling Almost all the cast looks like they belong in Hercules' Greece. At least the architecture looks accurate.
@@0deadx21 In the bible this was long before the divergence of cultures and ethnicities (well literal/young earther interpretation). This was 2000 years after man was created, and people were all one group until the tower of Babel. However one of the reasons for the flood was that people were interbreeding with angels/demons making Nephilim/giants
"Oh, they brought out the GOOD Casio!" right out of the gate, you're killin me. This is gonna be so fun.
This movie is less about a biblical story and more about the voice acting and the classical music fighting each other.
We should've crucified the sound mix lady, not the big J.
With the classical music winning.
Trouble is... You're both right.
and the horribly unfunny "night at the opera with animals" scene, is one of the only times the music volume goes down!
Even the Great Flood couldn't kill the Golden Film Classical Orchestra
3:00- By this point, all I could think was 'Wait, this song is still going?' And keep in mind, there are longer songs in much better films. That's how much I wanted the opening number to end.
You're not the only one. I am guessing it's to pad for run time.
@@GrandCorsair likely as I have seen cartoons of Noah's ark in a 30 minute timeslot - with commercials.
I love how they had “Oh Happy Day” as a song in here. This is a song that mentions Jesus, who was introduced in the New Testament, featured in a movie about a story from the Old Testament. I’m an agnostic and even I know not to do that.
This would be _tolerable_ if they’d turn the _frickin’_ background music down about _55 decibels._
You know the use of music is bad when, if you have headphones on at least, you can frequently hear flanging and shallow reverb.
Somewhere, Wagner, Vivaldi, Tschaikowski and some other composers are crying.
Oh, and Noah too😭
Nah. Noah got super drunk and naked again that he forgot that this even exists!
"Said Jeff Bezos, looking at his account balance" had me CACKLING.
6:44 A daughter can buy you many golds - "Explain how." - Daughters can be exchanged for goods and services
😂😂💀
I remember this from going to Catholic school. We always had a bad habit of never finishing movies that didn’t come with a worksheet, so I never saw the end. The teacher turned it off as the soldiers drowned.
Well, you weren't really missing much.
After that intro song, I think I will show my non-existent children the one with the furries singing "I will survive" and pole dancing chicken.
At the very least, the furry version will have audible dialogue
Gonzo was glad that he never partook on this ark's voyage
i Love how the first song's chorus is litterally inviting everyone to get on the Ark which seems to kinda defeat the point of the Flood
Was anyone else waiting for Phelous' old man to come out and go EEEEEEE?
This ark is all wet. It’s completely useless now!
Wabuu: Most of the animals on the ark are so stupid!
Lucy: I can’t find my damn hairbrush!
Discount prince Eric and discount Jasmine both being blue eyed and no one cares about all the other dead people LOL
Ah yes, all the humans allowed on the ark: Noah, Mrs. Clause, discount Prince Eric, and generic evil man's daughter
Also the two brothers we don't know or care about and their wives.
I keep rewatching this out of sheer boredom. I've had the opening song stuck in my head for so long that it's morphed into being about zombie powder.
Crap...the music was really that loud?
Sound Mixer: Mary Ellen "I-Don't-Know-What-I'm-Doing" Perry
35:53 Ah, nothing like a little Dvořák to accompany the light-hearted sequence of millions dying in the flood. Grade-A scoring there.
WHAT THE HELL
I remember this movie so vividly!
My mom got it from our public library and would make me watch this all the time 😭
My family owned thia VHS. It was... Something to see the stark difference in quality between this and, oh, Nest who also tackled bible stories.
I'm less then 10 minutes in and this movie is already breaking my brain in how disney-fied this whole adaptation of Noah's Ark is being.
Dude I wasn't even done with the opening SONG and I was already cringing at how chipper and cheery it was.
@@SuperSwordman1 at least the song is somewhat expected in an attempt to get children invested. Turning it into an half baked Aladdin knock off made my head spin in just how out of left field it was.
@@nirman423 10 minutes in myself and WOW. I mean, they did remember this was suppose to be a story about Noah's Arc right?
And Disney even made an adaptation of Noah's Ark!!
@@pinkcupcake4717 which is somehow have more respect to the story of Noah however you look at it then this "movie"
46:25 That’s sound advice we should all take from Michael Palin: “Always look on the bright side of life.” (A song that I feel most appropriately compliments how it feels to be watching a Golden Films production.)
Eric Idle wrote that.
Noah was so overwhelmed with woe
He stripped naked head to toe
Made some wine in a cave, never to be seen
Until his sons came in, and thought it was obscene!
And then it’s his son who get punished
Mass murder and inbreeding: the musical!
While it's not a musical, the best animated adaptation of Noah's Ark is part of The Greatest Adventure: Stories From The Bible series of VHS tapes in the late 80s and early 90s. Made by Hanna-Barbera, the Noah's Ark story features the voice of Lorne Greene as Noah.
Personally i don’t think their can be a best adaptation of mass genocide, but that’s just me.
@@Savannah_Simpson Well, you can make a good adaptation of any story. I’m not religious, but the Bible is _rife_ with opportunity for darker and more complex alternate interpretations of the stories. If I were adapting Noah’s Ark, I would play into the cosmic horror of this being a story about a fickle god who regrets creating the world and decides to just destroy it all, with no care for the billions of ant-like lives he’s wiping away, and just _maybe_ a single family of survivors on a boat can make it through and restore the world.
Kinda like Hellstar Remina, come to think of it.
I hugely disagree, I think strider called it terrible.
is it really necessary to keep adapting the one part of the bible that can be told in one single tweet?
@@MrKlausbaudelaire you mean like… “People are evil, so God sends Noah to build an Ark; a giant boat made of Gopher Wood. He brought two of every animal, including his wife, sons, and their wives. The flood lasted for thousands of days until the rain stopped, so that Noah sends a dove to find land. It did, and brought a branch. God promised to never flood the earth again, and sent a rainbow as a sign of a covenant.”
Thanks to Diva's observation, I decided to play Get Lucky over knock-off Eric and knock-off Jasmine's romance scene at 12 minutes in. It actually made the scene better, even if I felt I was being a bit sacrilegious to Daft Punk.
Don't know what is worse; this movie or the fact that I just sat through this movie. Thanks for your narration, it made for a much better viewing.
If I want to see a musical animated adaptation of Noah's Ark, I'll stick with Fantasia 2000, thank you very much.
The one and only calssic music we need for Noah's ark is Pomp and Circunstance.
Besides, it's got Donald Duck in it.
I need to see a Saberspark/Musical Hell collab for these bad animated musicals
A man can dream, though. A man can dream.
Yessss. XD
Or one with Phelous.
Phelous would work out rather well since he does cover Golden Films/Good Times knockoffs quite a bit. Little Red Riding Hood by Good Times is perfect for a crossover.
Oh hell yeah
I remember having it shown to our class, like other Golden Films, at kindergarten/pre-primary school.
I never thought it was possible for animated characters to phone it in!
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Cam Clarke hour!
Damn! Sunday school productions always shove their wholesome projects down our throats.
I've always loved the story of Noah's Ark, albeit a bit too saccharine for my taste..BUT...
Noah's son...looks like a knockoff Prince Eric!
*OH HELL NO!!*
That's it, I've had enough! Diva, HOLD MY HOOPS AGAIN! I'M GOING IN!
So many memories. I used to have the vhs when I was very young
Golden Films- Because creating insultingly bad rip offs of Disney movies based on public domain classic literature wasn’t enough we’re now doing Bible stories!
But seriously, there ripping off a movie that even Disney failed at?
Did they just turn Baloo into a polar bear? And since when this part of the world even HAD bears? I wouldn't be able to survive if you paid me.
I had this on video when I was a kid. I had no idea that other people knew it existed
Holy crap, the main character sounds SO MUCH like Cam Clarke ! I mean, he wasn’t a stranger to Golden Films ^^.
Would that be because he's voiced by Cam Clarke? 😆
Funny, though, because he's a Mormon.
@@tultsi93 There were some Golden Films movies featuring Charles Martinet, voice of Mario. th-cam.com/video/qeEh57z1tHM/w-d-xo.html
I mean Cam Clarke was I like ALL of these shitty things. It would feel weird without him.
@@LaineMann shity things?! Now that's something I'm sure Master Splinter will hear about!
Yay, a mhtv!! And a golden films, too! This is gonna be good *grabs popcorn*
Very glad you're still doing MHTV on occasion. MST3K-style humour really must be kept alive.
OK, the messenger pigeon trying to carry a clay tablet was kind of funny. But mostly this is an Aladdin ripoff that frequently forgets it's about Noah's Ark.
I tried doing a read through of Genesis recently, and I forgot how freaking weird it is.
28:15
I had to pause to see what those grey things were and...they're flying squirrels!? That's NOT how flying squirrels work, Golden Films! Try a little harder, please!
28:20
Oh god what are those horrible things!?
You know what? Nevermind, I don't wanna know. All I do know is that, as awful as it may sound, I'm GLAD those hideous creatures are implied to have perished in the flood.
Unfortunately those hideously disgusting creatures might actually be amphibious and could've survived the flood. Just like the Nestarians from that other Noah's Ark movie; Two By Two.
Loving the little hints back to other episodes like the More Gove Us More song from Beauty and the Beast 😂
Boy, it'd be nice if I could hear some of these people over the music
You adding Chris Pratt being the voice of Mario as a disaster has brought a huge smile upon my face 👏🏾✨
I think he did pretty ok, tbh
@@harlowitter3060 He wasn't bad, but he is unfortunate in that he accidentally represents what is wrong with the movie industry when they cast actors into voice acting roles that they are clearly aren't cut out for. Chris Pratt did fine and wasn't a complete disaster but it doesn't change the notion that name trumps the majority of talent.
I hope Cam Clarke got paid well for all the characters he voiced here.
HAHAHAHA you think these people got paid. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@LaineMann Well, the budget obviously didn't go into the animation.
The legit VAs they got for these films probably got paid SAG scale in exchange for being uncredited.
@@LaineMann Hardly. It's a low-budget film, so I doubt anyone got much cash.
I love the Ark encounter joke
Where was the Ark Encounter joke?
@@johnvinals7423 when she said meanwhile in Kentucky
So this ark has both polar bears and opossums...
So Noah is married to Sarah in this version, Japheth marries Princess Rachel bat Shallow, Shem is implied to have a wife named Rebecca...is Ham's wife named Leah in this telling?
And why are Ham and Shem and Japheth White people?
The terrible animation is somehow even more noticeable in this one.
In the Book of Jubilees, these are the names of the wives:
Noah: Emzara
Shem: Sedeqetelebab
Ham: Na'eltana'uk
Japheth: Adataneses
I'm gonna need someone to stage a rewrite of Two By Two using those names
How do you pronounce the wives names
0:15 once again…
Everyone do the nightmare conga!!!
That stupid opening gospel number has haunted my ears for MONTHS. I'm cursed with mediocre music as an earworm!
Hello childhood. Welcome back to living memory, with audio imbalance and all.
Thank you for showing and riffing this movie!
Rachel and Japheth look way too similar. Same hair color, eye color, basically the same skin tone. Couldn't they have made her a brunet like her dad?
Fun fact about Noah. He was only the best man of his time... But he was not considered a good man or G/dly man. He never tried to talk G/d into saving more people or creatures, never tried to help his fellow man. He was also an avid alcoholic lol
The stories of rip off of an even older story from I think Mesopotamia
Which was a ripped off from an even older story
@@anarchomando7707 I believe you're thinking of The Epic of Gilgamesh, in which the title character meets a guy named Utnapishtim who built a boat when he overheard that the gods were going to drown the world for being too noisy and obnoxious.
And it’s one of his son who’s punished for Noah alcoholism
Goodtimes sure does loving using discount Prince Eric & Ursulas human form as their main characters for their films. This is like the 4th movie ive seen those two show up in (and i know those donkeys are from somewhere else too, their design looks to familiar(
*"Suddenly I miss the Hip Hippos."*
You too?
35:54
And after hearing this tune, I'm beginning to miss Slappy Squirrel.
Stereotypical use of Morning Mood. Clichéd indeed.
For a demon, Diva sure knows her Bible deep lore. And timely TikTok references!
You know what they say about the devil and Scripture....
@@MusicalHell know thy enemy; right.
And James 2:19 claims that even the devils fear God
Phelous needs to see it
I know Golden Films' direct-to-video stuff was cheap, but did they really need to have, like, half the male characters voiced by Cam Clarke? I sure hope they paid him enough for this.
I rather be on El Arca then be on this shipwreck!
If only it was literally a shipwreak
@@CandyCane2004 Which of it is a shipwreck again?
36:37 - 39:37: Three straight minutes of listening to Jeff Bennett voices in one scene (plus a few Bill Farmer ones)!
I felt like I was hearing Cave Guy and so many Camp Lazlo extras.
Suddenly I just remembered that he was in a far superior animated Biblical movie in JOSEPH: KING OF DREAMS, as one of Joseph's brothers.
Who has the least depth between the Golden Films villains: Beauty’s Sisters Gluttony, Sloth, and Greedy; The Baron and Jean-Claude; or King Shallow?
Beauty's Sisters had a song. That must count for barely a character trait so probably not them.
@@phonybeautrain6520
There’s a hunger! There’s a craving!
There’s a madness! There’s a raving!
There’s a passion! There’s a fire!
An incurable desire!
An addiction! An affliction!
We are sisters with a mission!
We have a passion and a fire!
An incurable desire!
For more! More! More! More!
More! More! More! More!
More! More! More! More!
I think the Beauty and The Beast one might have scarred Diva for life.
I think it was the Titanic one that scarred her.
Yay, finally! I love when you review Golden Films, fun's always guaranteed!
Gospel Music before the Gospel isn’t anymore strange than The Flintstones celebrating Christmas, and getting married in Churches.
I agree with you on The Last Jedi.
_Maybe_ this is just me, but if they'd turn down the background music and fix some of the animation errors, this would be the _least bad Golden Films_ toons. _Not_ necessarily good, just the _least bad._
What's with the overly loud bg music? I can barely hear the dialogue!
...On the other hand, that might be a feature, not a bug.
Yeesh, this animation's janky even by Golden Films standards. It makes their Beauty and the Beast look like *Disney's* Beauty and the Beast.
The ark got wet, its completely useless now. Yeeeeeeee!!!!!
There's another, more recent Noah's Ark movie. That aside, they couldn't get the actual animal noises for their respective animals? They had to bring in, say, Dee Bradley Baker to do barking and roaring and braying noises?
There is but one donkey noise. Heard also in Handsome of the Hunchback.
@@erin6784 Okay then.
7:00 Oh fuck, they actually did it. Just when I though Golden Films couldn't get any more tone-deaf, they unironically put fucking Ren & Stimpy/SpongeBob APM stock music into one of their crappy films.
1:18 I dunno. Let’s ask the Muses from ‘Hercules’.
"I don't wanna know anything about his special place!"😂😂
Why am I putting myself through this...
The first 4 minutes grated on my nerves so frigging much I was actually praying for God to drown all of those creatures.
6:55: You got your Ren & Stimpy in my Golden Films!
You got your Golden Films in MY Ren and Stimpy
Wait, why does their kid sleep in the barn? Is knockoff Eric counted as livestock?
Why is Rachel enamored with a man whose only personality traits are wanting to murder her father and impulsiveness?
I think the writers genuinely think lactation and ovulation can be paused at will.
Why do they think getting anything "like a shower" sounds good at that point?
@@aubreyackermann8432 Rick Sanchez: Just don't think about it!
46:24 HONG YING ANIMATION MISSPELLED THEIR OWN NAME.
I think they were trying to pretend it was another studio.
I had this when i was younger lol. K remember my friends making a parody version of the opening song
1:13 - I'm just more than a minute I to this thing, and this number has the least creative choreography and cinematography I've seen in an animated movie. Surely they could have given the animals more movements and more backgrounds? It just feels so visually uninteresting
To be honest, it took me like 2 minutes before I even realized the singing was being done by the animals. I couldn't see any mouth movements, so I assumed the animals were just swaying with cloying grins while an off-screen presence was singing.
I got some serious flashbacks from the intro to Golden Film's version of Hunchback of Notre dame :,V
Why are there even seals and polar bears on the arc, they can swim
Actually why am I questioning it
The disturbing aspect of Noah's Ark is in the original version in Genesis. God ordered Noah to fill a ship with beasts, while humanity drowned...? And one family is not enough to restart humanity. The boffins of the present day can't seem to agree on an optimum number, but what does everyone else think? And what would be the most efficient male to female ratio to rebuild a population? I think that it would be one man doing it with one woman during her most fertile days in a month (six days a month right?) to maximise her chances of getting pregnant, and then repeating the same process with a different lady over a period of nine months while the first was pregnant (in the best case scenario), and then repeating that entire sequence for another nine months while she recovered. That would make a ratio of one man per ninety women.
The last couple seconds of a WKUK sketch are appropriate here.
First character: What did we learn here today?
Second character: (opens mouth to speak, comes up with nothing, sighs, and looks away)
Burn After Reading
"What did we do?"
"We don't even know what we did.."
Epic name drop on Brent. Also, if you ever want an animated Noah's arc based around the animals, I guess we're still sticking with El Arca. At least it had some idea of what it was doing. Plus, you know, Panthy.
Noah got his instructions from DOG 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 LMFAO
Oh neat, a Casual Geographic reference. Thank you!
Best thing on TikTok (though now I'm afraid to set foot outdoors in 4 of 7 continents...)
I didnt think the bible allowed Ass play
So many LOLs....Great stuff, Christi!
"You can't have Epiphany music in your Noah's ark movie!"
I'm sorry did you not hear what music they just got done playing
Edit: this didn't occur to me the first time but why on earth did Rachel and Japheth wait out more than 6 months on the ark before getting married?
Also, you get all the points for referencing Cats Don't Dance, teenage me was obsessed with that movie
I have to admit that I'm really enjoying the score.
There is some quality classical music in this one.
@@MusicalHell Yeah. Maybe we should just mute all the dialogue (and original songs) and then listen to it instead of watching it.
You know a Bible adaptation is bad when you make Big Idea productions look like Pixar! And this is coming from someone who considers their series a guilty pleasure!
I now would _love_ to see a Pixar adaptation of _Noah’s Ark._
Kinda disappointed the music is drowning out the bad dialog
This reminds me of that bit on "Robot Chicken" when Centaurs, Unicorns and other mythical creatures are deliberately kept from boarding the Ark in time. (They build a very shabby ark for themselves which sinks quickly). Noah explains, "God hates freaks".
Is it sad that El Arca looks like a better movie in comparison
9:58: What’s Prince Eric doing in Biblical times?
Good question 🤔
Wow, I thought there was something wrong with my copy, as the music was not leveled to the dialogue either. It was hard to hear them speak through most of this movie.