I remember my friend told Siri the most disjointed your mom joke in history. Siri replied in a very critical voice, "Excuse me?" Still sticks to me and my other friend to this day.
0:59 The reason the "How do you hide a body?"'s answer is "i used to know that, but I can't somehow remember." is because it used to actually show how to hide a body, and a murderer tried that and it actually helped him. he decided to use it for a bit. The apple team saw this info and replaced the answer to "i used to know that, but I can't somehow remember". there u go
Me: _(to Siri)_ “Do you like cats?” Siri: “The real question is, does the cat like you?” Me: “But what if I’m a cat?” Siri: “Well then like yourself then.”
2:54 This helps if ur abused, and u dont wanna call so the abuser wont know (emergencyies) and u have a calculator in ur phone Use that to any acuation instead of Siri.
Phone User: "Siri, when will the world end?" Siri: "Right after you hear the words 'Fire up'!" Phone User: "For real???" Phone User's Dad: "It's time to FIRE UP!" Phone User: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" 😱
Me: Hey Siri, what phone is the best? Siri: Wait, there are also other phones? Me: Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill? Siri: Wait, I know this one: There's no spoon. 🤣😂
When I asked Siri, “What do you dream about?” She said, “Flying.” I also asked her if she is human she said, “I’m a virtual assistant not a real human. But you can still talk to me.” I asked Siri “Why did the chicken cross the road?” She said, “Maybe it needs to find a better parking spot” Or she can also say other things to.
0:37 so for the chicken crossing the road one... siri said something else to me. she said: **because it was afraid other chickens would think it would act like a wet chicken. so the chicken crossed the road to be seen as a powerful chicken. it was also scared to be scrambled, so the animal did it anyways.** PLS I DONT KNOW WHART THATS SUPOSED TO MEAN
Siri used to give a list of places to hide bodies like reservoirs, mongroves, swamps and dumps…and told you where in them to hide the bodies Really creepy
AND ALSO, THE 1:03 WHERE DO I HIDE A BODY THINGY.. now she says 'i used to know the answer to this..' BECAUSE SHE DID. IN THE PAST, IF U ASKED TO SIRI: 'SIRI, WHERE DO I HIDE A BODY?' SHE WOULD GIVE U A LIST OF PLACES *YOU COULD ACTUALLY HIDE A BODY.* SHE WOULD GIVE YOU A LIST OF SEWERS, LAKES, FORESTS AND MORE. so yeah 😍
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I asked Siri why I'm single…
It responded by opening my front camera...
Oof
Lol
🤣🤣👌
Thats a bit harsh tbh
LMAO
"911 what's your emergency?"
"So, i acidentally called 911 bc i asked Siri what happened in 9/11, i'm pretty much sorry"
"Wait what"
if you ask google assistant what you should be for halloween, she asks three questions and actually suggests a costume!
cool
I remember my friend told Siri the most disjointed your mom joke in history. Siri replied in a very critical voice, "Excuse me?" Still sticks to me and my other friend to this day.
I asked Siri “are you an evil AI with the intention of taking over the world.”
She responded with “I won’t respond to that.”
Ask Siri: "Do you have any friends?" I think you will like the answer...
Ahhh I love it
The full 0 divided by 0 thing is BRUTAL (listen until the end….)
It did escalate quickly
Bruh that’s bullying 🤣✋🏻
0:59 The reason the "How do you hide a body?"'s answer is "i used to know that, but I can't somehow remember." is because it used to actually show how to hide a body, and a murderer tried that and it actually helped him. he decided to use it for a bit. The apple team saw this info and replaced the answer to "i used to know that, but I can't somehow remember". there u go
I figured they changed it because it actually helped murderers but I didn’t know a murderer actually tried it
Lmao I used to play around with Siri when I was 7….I said “911” and Siri was like “would you like to call 911?” “5..4….3…”
I legit freaked out-
Did she call
With the hiding body one, Siri actually used to list off places such as dumpsters and the ocean, but it was later patched.
E
Good God!
OMG
@@chom531 Just e.
@@matildalitsey143 A
"Call me an ambulance"
okay, an ambulance
"What's 9/11?"
OMG BRO WUT HAPPEN
Nobody:
ME: Siri am I being spied on
I asked Siri what he dreams about and he said “flying” 😂 I’m dead
Be nice and throw ur phone
@@shuttgefycjup underrated reply.
Me: _(to Siri)_ “Do you like cats?”
Siri: “The real question is, does the cat like you?”
Me: “But what if I’m a cat?”
Siri: “Well then like yourself then.”
I asked my Siri if I could call her Jarvis and she said “Mr. Stark, is that you?”
Never ask a woman.... Her age
A man.... His salary
Watchdata.... How they get information
Source: Trust me bro
2:47 “Siri, May I Speak to the devil?”
_Me: I thought Siri will call 666_
Me : Siri open the play store
Siri : Sorry you've chosen the wrong phone
"It's almost like calling your spouse by the name of your ex"
Brutal comparison to calling Siri Alexa.
The funny thing is she used to answer the question where do you hide a dead body and listed mines swamps dumps etc. Back on the older versions of Siri
I asked how to hide a body, reply was “you did it again?”
I asked Siri if she can sing….
She started to criticise me :)
XDn't
I asked “do you have a boyfriend”
“Siri are you human”
On the second one, Siri added to me April Fools 😳
Same!
When I asked “What is the best phones” she responded with “Wait, theres other phones???”
2:54 This helps if ur abused, and u dont wanna call so the abuser wont know (emergencyies) and u have a calculator in ur phone
Use that to any acuation instead of Siri.
I asked Siri if she wanted to build a snowman.
and what I got was
“Frozen water particles don’t tend to mix well with my circuitry.”
Same
“Hey Siri, call me an ambulance!!!”
“Ok, an ambulance.”
“No, seriously, call 911-“
“What’s wrong, an ambulance?”
me who doesn’t talk to siri:
my power is beyond your understanding
I'm asking her all of them 👹
Ask her if you can talk to the devil 😈
And plz tell me what she said i don't have an iphone
9/11? Cmon lets see u asking that
@@inousuke2067 i did
tell her “14”.
One question I told my uncle to ask Siri is, "Do you stink?" I don't exactly remember what she said...
I said “what’s 666-666-6666” and it called it and I threw my iPad across the room and ran to the kitchen
lmao
You can’t call on iPad
If you ask Siri what’s she dreams about, she says flying
Phone User: "Siri, when will the world end?"
Siri: "Right after you hear the words 'Fire up'!"
Phone User: "For real???"
Phone User's Dad: "It's time to FIRE UP!"
Phone User: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" 😱
You should try asking “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”.
I asked siri why do they vibrate and they said
“Because I’m learning the vibes.”
fun fact: i asked siri all these things
Me: Hey Siri, what phone is the best?
Siri: Wait, there are also other phones?
Me: Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill?
Siri: Wait, I know this one: There's no spoon.
🤣😂
I asked Siri what age he is and he said “age is irrelevant, unless you’re cheese, and I am not cheese”
Siri is a she/girl/no gender
@@CubixtheCube1 you can change the voice to male lmao🤦♂
i insulted siri as a joke than she made fun of my mom🤬
He he
LOL
I asked Siri what was it’s dream and it said “electric sheep”
I asked Ok Google to shut up and she replied positively. And then called the police. Noice.
What happened afterwards?
I said “Siri, are you a human?”
She said “I’d rather not say, I am not I am a completely robot”
Fun fact when you asked Siri how to hide a body she would give you a list
Ur egss
0 devided by 0 ..... SHE SAID THAT I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I asked Siri what she was wearing, she said “ in a cloud, nobody can see what your wearing”💀
"Siri.Will you please marry me?"
Siri:Sorry no you littl-
I asked can I call you Jarvis and Siri responded “mr stark? is that you? I LAAUGHED SO HARD
When I asked Siri, “What do you dream about?” She said, “Flying.” I also asked her if she is human she said, “I’m a virtual assistant not a real human. But you can still talk to me.” I asked Siri “Why did the chicken cross the road?” She said, “Maybe it needs to find a better parking spot” Or she can also say other things to.
i asked siri 0 divided by 0 before, the answer was crazy
This is obviously an April Fool’s joke lol, you can literally ask Siri anything.
except the last part,dont know the rest never try them
@@basic_avarage_person I the last part it came up on Google "What is the meaning of the number 911"
I asked siri “ what phone is the best ?”
She says “ seriously? “ 😂
Siri is like a more passive-agressive GLaDOS
Me: Hey, Siri why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri:(1.Maybe it couldn’t find a better parking spot.)
For my Alexa, if you ask “how old are you?” Then she says that she is 7 lol
Fun fact: you asked Siri at least half of these thing after you watched the video
FuN fACt - iM oN AnDrOiD
0:26 Sheldon Cooper hit the Like button.
say to siri "i'm a little boy nobody loves me..."
Im sorry to hear that. You can speak to a person you trust. If you want me to text someone you can tell it :DD
For the zero divided by zero one, my Siri said “The answer is ‘No’”
“can i call you jarvis”
“mr. stark is that you?”
I asked Siri about what she dreams.
she dreams about electric sheep wow
when i said “why did the chicken cross the road” siri just said “cause it cant fly”
when i said “do you belive santa exists” siri just said “i mean at the 24th december i would climb on your roof and put the gifts now thats the thing”
i got the same answer as the video when i asked “siri how old are u”
I asked Siri how to hide a body and she replied "very funny"
Siri IS secretly a human since she is voiced by Susan Bennett
“Talk dirty”
“Humus.
Compost.
Pumice.
Silt.
Gravel.”
Lol
I said “I am your father” to Siri and this is what she remarked back.
“Searching for feelings…”
I have an echo dot and I said “I am ur fatherrrr” she said “noooo. Just kidding that’s not possible”
I asked Siri what he dreams about, he said flying
He?
@@rbbb6454 Yes, you can change Siri to a male’s voice.
WatchData: Never Ask Siri These Things
Me: Asking Siri everything on the list
That’s what I’m aboutta do
Thats What I did
Imagine you have 0 cookies and you divide them into 0 friends, isn't that relatable?
Math.
I tried talking dirty to siri and she said “I wont respond to that.”
What did you say
@@mayorjody swear Words
I think they updated it or smth
What do you dream about?
1st answer: electric sheep
2nd answer: I don’t sleep but daydream
I also night daydream too
Whoever thought of all that had way too much spare time.
Please, please do not say to Siri “ Call Me An Ambulance”
"what is your favorite color"
that is so appropriate bruh
For "call me an ambulance" you can reword it and just say "call an ambulance"
When I told siri “Call me an ambulance she called 911 and I instantly told her to hang up, that was the scariest encounter I have been through
I asked Google assistant these, she actually had normal answers 😆
1:07 well this Careless Whisper reference is actually quite a smart answer for an incorporeal being
I asked Siri how to hide a body and it said I used to know the answer to this
I was like lol
When I said “can you drive me home? I’m drunk.” She said you don’t have your address in your description
Hey Siri flip a coin
Siri: HEADS
When I Asked Flip A coin Siri said
Wow, it landed perfectly on its edge, April Fools
April Fools
Its actually possible irl btw.
0:37 so for the chicken crossing the road one... siri said something else to me. she said:
**because it was afraid other chickens would think it would act like a wet chicken. so the chicken crossed the road to be seen as a powerful chicken. it was also scared to be scrambled, so the animal did it anyways.**
PLS I DONT KNOW WHART THATS SUPOSED TO MEAN
Me : Hi Bixby, call me an ambulance
Bixby : Now your nickname is 'an ambulance'
Oh, so you're on a samsung
Honor
One day i asked her how to make homeworks in one minute and she said: "the answer is in you, but it's wrong"
Siri used to give a list of places to hide bodies like reservoirs, mongroves, swamps and dumps…and told you where in them to hide the bodies
Really creepy
I asked siri "Hey siri Call to the Devil"
She said: I don't see "the devil" in your contact. Who would you like to call?
Bro i said call me an ambulance, she actually called one
Yeah obviously
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I said talk dirty to Siri and she said, the carpet needs vacuuming
When I was young, I always asked if she lived in the clouds for some reason..
AND ALSO, THE 1:03 WHERE DO I HIDE A BODY THINGY.. now she says 'i used to know the answer to this..' BECAUSE SHE DID.
IN THE PAST, IF U ASKED TO SIRI: 'SIRI, WHERE DO I HIDE A BODY?' SHE WOULD GIVE U A LIST OF PLACES *YOU COULD ACTUALLY HIDE A BODY.*
SHE WOULD GIVE YOU A LIST OF SEWERS, LAKES, FORESTS AND MORE. so yeah
😍
Now she has to keep those private for herself. >:( how selfish.
Him: Never ask siri these questions!
Me: *bet*
Its rally fun that peoples programmed this
Me: “What’s your favorite color?”
Siri: “Software doesn’t get to choose one, but I’ll say red. What’s yours?”
Me: Do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
I told Siri “what do you dream?” she said “flying”😂
1:41 "4 billion answers"
No 7 billion, all people can try to answer that question
Fun fact: Siri is actually a human,you can google it :)
2:28 a banana with WHAT EVEN WHATTTTGTTTTT
1.5 even more brutal 😭😭☠️☠️💀