This is SO classic, my family members & I still say "This is ALL I NEED" as we're grabbing crap leaving the house, or the store, and we go back for something else... I just love everything about this movie. Despite all the ridiculousness it has a message of "LOVE is all that matters", regardless of your station, color, religion, age, ANYBODY is family if your heart makes them "family"
I showed this to my daughter when she was about ten and she loved it. She's in her mid twenties now and I go in her room and take stuff and say "All I need is this candle, I don't need anything else...I need this" as I pick up something else LMAO. She cracks to laughing and then says OMG dad now we have to watch that movie again lol.
It's funny on its own Steve Martin saying "I'm gonna buy a diamond so big It's gonna make you puke" Bernadette Peters saying "I don't wanna puke" just added to the halirity. The very first time I saw that scene I was about 8 years old and laughed uncontrollably!!!!!!!!
I went with my sister, nephew and brother in law to Disney World last month. We left the hotel room one morning to go to the park and my sister said do we have everything. I said "I don't need one other thing. I need this!" and I grabbed some random object in the room. She just started laughing. 😂😂
This scene epitomizes the brilliance of Steve Martin’s comedy. I don’t know how many times I’ve re enacted this scene for a good laugh. The Jerk is one of the best comedies in movie history, and it always will be.
I showed this to my daughter when she was about ten and she loved it. She's in her mid twenties now and I go in her room and take stuff and say "All I need is this candle, I don't need anything else...I need this" as I pick up something else LMAO. She cracks to laughing and then says OMG dad now we have to watch that movie again lol.
So glad I found this. I say this all the time to my husband “ I just need this, and that’s all I need! Wait, I need this!” I start cracking up, but he has never seen the movie so he just looks at me like “whaaaat the?!” 😂😂. Showed this to him so now he gets it!
He's gonna break up the wood paddle into the ashtray and set it on fire with the matches and then fashion the batteries from the remote into a power source for the lamp... and then sit back and admire his handiwork in his red chair. Genius.
It’s been so long that I’ve seen this movie. I was talking about my dad the other day & out of the blue mentioned how much he LOVED this movie. I miss hearing the true, genuine…laugh from my father when we’d watch this movie. Thanks for sharing everyone.
"What are you looking at, what do you think I am, a jerk or something" And he walks away, always brings tears to my eyes while laughing, the entire theater started laughing...classic running away from problems scenario
I Love that his pants are around his ankle nothing exposed but clearly not in his mind 😊 this movie is one I have watched for over 40years and I dance with every scene 😊❤
THIS IS MY FAVORITE 🎭🏆 THIS IS ALL I NEED ( I used to try to do this to make my kids laugh , when the atmosphere in our home was less than perfect ) WHEN MY CHILDREN WERE ABOUT 5&8 and they would say “ BUT ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE THIS , WHY CANT I GET ONE ? I WOULD STAND UP AND START GRABBING THINGS AND SAYING ALL I NEED IS THIS COUCH PILLOW , then I’d walk a little further into the kitchen and run back to the dining room & grab a chair and say AND THIS ALL I NEED IS THIS CHAIR , AND THIS SPOON AND THIS BROOM AND THATS ALL I NEED , ( I’d walk outside to the backyard and some times my neighbors would give me the “WHATS GOING ON EYES”
If there's a real hard hitting lesson from this scene. It is that we came to this world with nothing, and we leave it with NOTHING !!! Not even an ashtray !
has a 10-year-old watching this, all i remember is everyone cross-eyed and this scene.. lol. my life after that, all i need has been a running inside joke of my family and i. u know play argue and leave, this all i need.. im smilling as i type. lol
If there’s anything deep to learn here, it’s that no things on this earth are crucial to us as humans…oh, except paddleballs. Oh, and remote controls, just paddleballs and remote controls, and no other things. Oh, except beanbags, they didn’t mention them, but that’s implied in the deeper message. Paddleballs, remote controls, beanbags, and we don’t really need any other things as human beings. Thanks for the deeper message, Steve!
So glad you made this. One of the best memories of my childhood. Watched this with mom and dad. We always reenacted this scene. Looked it up to show my 16yr old. 😊
My husband rip, woild quote this movie tp me all the time. He was the clown in our family. We were poor so he used to say someday il by u a diamond so big itll make u puke! ! Lol i would laugh everytime
I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were... Well what was it?!? "the way we were" *sobbing* This whole scene is a laugh every few seconds, it's so good.
Steve Martin is one of the only true pure comedic geniuses of all time. We rarely see such talent concentrated in one man. I would put Martin Short in that category too. And that’s it just those two and that’s it. Johnny Carson is also in that category. So it’s Martin, Short, and Carson and that’s all of them no more.
Literally me at the Grocery Store... "Okay I have everything on my list. I don't need anything else. This is all I need!" ::Goes down a random aisle:: "I need this bag of chips!"
"I don't need one other thing. Well, I need this." Lol!!!
This is SO classic, my family members & I still say "This is ALL I NEED" as we're grabbing crap leaving the house, or the store, and we go back for something else... I just love everything about this movie. Despite all the ridiculousness it has a message of "LOVE is all that matters", regardless of your station, color, religion, age, ANYBODY is family if your heart makes them "family"
I still do too. @48. One of Lifetime favorites .
My wife and I do this as well. "I don't need one other thing..."
I showed this to my daughter when she was about ten and she loved it. She's in her mid twenties now and I go in her room and take stuff and say "All I need is this candle, I don't need anything else...I need this" as I pick up something else LMAO.
She cracks to laughing and then says OMG dad now we have to watch that movie again lol.
My sister and I use it a lot too. 😂
Hahaha, I still say it too!
"Why are you wearing that old dress?"
"Because I heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were."
"What was it?"
"The Way We Were!"
Such an overlooked gag in this brilliant scene!
I know everyone quotes the "This is all I need" part, but I always die laughing at Bernadette Peters' delivery of "I DON'T WANNA PUKE!"
That is a funny line. 😂😂
It's funny on its own Steve Martin saying "I'm gonna buy a diamond so big It's gonna make you puke" Bernadette Peters saying "I don't wanna puke" just added to the halirity. The very first time I saw that scene I was about 8 years old and laughed uncontrollably!!!!!!!!
me too
"I don't need one other thing, not one, I need this." Steve Martin is at his best here. :)
“I don’t need one other thing…not one…I need this” Gets me every time😂
I went with my sister, nephew and brother in law to Disney World last month. We left the hotel room one morning to go to the park and my sister said do we have everything. I said "I don't need one other thing. I need this!" and I grabbed some random object in the room. She just started laughing. 😂😂
YES! THIS! I've felt the same way since I saw this 20 years ago. It just gets me every single time.
Gotta love those memories with the ones you love!!
@@mikemickypeterdavy
Lol
Agreed.
This scene epitomizes the brilliance of Steve Martin’s comedy. I don’t know how many times I’ve re enacted this scene for a good laugh. The Jerk is one of the best comedies in movie history, and it always will be.
Do you know who ypur TALKING TOO?
I showed this to my daughter when she was about ten and she loved it. She's in her mid twenties now and I go in her room and take stuff and say "All I need is this candle, I don't need anything else...I need this" as I pick up something else LMAO.
She cracks to laughing and then says OMG dad now we have to watch that movie again lol.
Why would you go take stuffs from your daughter's room? She lives in a storage room?
I love that story! Kind of reminds me of me and my daughter.
Basically me in a dollar store.
crzyhrs1876 perfect!!!
crzyhrs1876 like dollar tree
@@TheKiller92272 The dollar store used to be a Canadian thing but the company decided to change it to "Dollarama".
Exactly. It adds up quick at dollar store. Lol
LMAO!!
One dollar and *NINE CENTS!!!*
"I don't need one other thing... except my dog... (Dog growls) ...I don't need my dog..."
Shit head!! I forgot about the dog. LMAO
That was THE funniest part & this scene just missed it. The dog was smart enough Not to go with him.
Shithead was a canine b4 his time imo
"I dont need one more thing!...I need this..." 😂😂😂😂 cracketh me up 😂😂😂😂
"Maybe you've hit bottom but I haven't hit bottom yet! I've got a ways to go!"
So glad I found this. I say this all the time to my husband “ I just need this, and that’s all I need! Wait, I need this!” I start cracking up, but he has never seen the movie so he just looks at me like “whaaaat the?!” 😂😂. Showed this to him so now he gets it!
I don't need any of these comments, except yours, I need yours, and that's all I need and nothing else
He's gonna break up the wood paddle into the ashtray and set it on fire with the matches and then fashion the batteries from the remote into a power source for the lamp... and then sit back and admire his handiwork in his red chair. Genius.
Ok, no judgment if you aren't the original one to come up with this, but MAD PROPS either way!!!!!!!
@@Lyddiebits Haha, no that was me. I completely forgot about this post!
It’s been so long that I’ve seen this movie. I was talking about my dad the other day & out of the blue mentioned how much he LOVED this movie. I miss hearing the true, genuine…laugh from my father when we’d watch this movie. Thanks for sharing everyone.
"What are you looking at, what do you think I am, a jerk or something"
And he walks away, always brings tears to my eyes while laughing, the entire theater started laughing...classic running away from problems scenario
"I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were"
"What was it?"
"The Way We Were"
Quintuple, masterful use, of the funny, serious, maudlin phrase!! Five times of twisting times, of memories, LOL!
"I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big, it's gonna make you puke!" How romantic.
"I DON'T WANNA PUKE!"
@@serenabramble260 lol the next time I feel sick I'm going to rember that bit of this sence and quote it till the day I die
My family causes so much pressure, I can shit diamonds so big they feel like delivering triplets. Really fat triplets. Carrying chairs.
“Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGuinty......One dollar and NINE CENTS!!!!!!” LMAO!!!! 😂😂😂 This movie is a comedic masterpiece!
Navin: "What do you think I am? Some kind of jerk or something?"
Me watching with people: "oh, he said the thing. He said it!"
Rollllll Credits!! (Ding!)
THIS was Classic ! And that's all I need ...
The ashtray and the paddle game and THAT'S ALL I NEED!
Im old but this must be universally and generationally funny.
This was Steve Martins best movie!!
This one was hilarious, but "Planes, Trains, & Automobiles" is the best ever, and not just for him, but for the late, great John Candy, too.
One dollar and NINE CENTS!!😂😂😂
Me when im paying back the IRS...
Like that'll fix anything!
💯💯💯💯💯
Pay to the order of "Iron Balls" McGinty....
I Love that his pants are around his ankle nothing exposed but clearly not in his mind 😊 this movie is one I have watched for over 40years and I dance with every scene 😊❤
THIS IS MY FAVORITE 🎭🏆 THIS IS ALL I NEED ( I used to try to do this to make my kids laugh , when the atmosphere in our home was less than perfect ) WHEN MY CHILDREN WERE ABOUT 5&8 and they would say “ BUT ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE THIS , WHY CANT I GET ONE ? I WOULD STAND UP AND START GRABBING THINGS AND SAYING ALL I NEED IS THIS COUCH PILLOW , then I’d walk a little further into the kitchen and run back to the dining room & grab a chair and say AND THIS ALL I NEED IS THIS CHAIR , AND THIS SPOON AND THIS BROOM AND THATS ALL I NEED , ( I’d walk outside to the backyard and some times my neighbors would give me the “WHATS GOING ON EYES”
One of movie's funniest moments ever! I've never forgotten it, absolutely hilarious!
You have accidentally stumbled upon the coolest movie ever
Lucky you...
This is my toddler going out the door or upstairs to bed.
Hilarious! One of the finest moments in comedy film.
When he and Bernadette Peters sing "Tonight You Belong to Me"... magic.
😭 Forget it, we’ve hit bottom
this is one of my favorite Movie scenes of All Time🧚♀️🍃
"He hates these cans!!!!" One the funniest movies of all time.
If there's a real hard hitting lesson from this scene. It is that we came to this world with nothing, and we leave it with NOTHING !!! Not even an ashtray !
With remote control
And this lamp.... and that's all!!
And not a thing more!!
Except these matches.
In fact, we become the ashes hence the matches and ashtray.
And we don't need one other thing. Not one...I need this!
"One dollar and NINE CENTS!" LOL
Such a great scene. Comedic, yet still genuinely dramatic and emotional if you watched the whole movie.
Nobody will know how bad it hurts laughing til tears like me watching this movie growing up
Me getting into backpacking for the first time.
the best part is after this.
"i need my dog"
*dog growls at him*
"maybe i dont need my dog..."
has a 10-year-old watching this, all i remember is everyone cross-eyed and this scene.. lol. my life after that, all i need has been a running inside joke of my family and i. u know play argue and leave, this all i need.. im smilling as i type. lol
He made her cry. Sad. What a Jerk.
Why do you think it’s call the jerk😂😂😂😂😂
@@josephdalton6968 oh wow is that actually why they called this movie the jerk huh that's just amazing
the only Steve Martin movie I truly enjoyed watching.
I laughed so hard as a kid and its still funny today...😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love this movie! It's a Steve Martin classic.
It's insane how many of life's situations this scene applies to.
Timeless gem.
One of my favorite quotes in a movie...especially when the dog leaves him!!!
Man this part of this movie is this epic.
I used to reenact this for my late wife, it would always get her cracked up.
Reminds me of my 2 year old when I'm trying to get him ready to go out... 🤣🤣🤣
Has it gotten any easier?
I don't wanna puke
Bernadette is so cute!!!
“I just heard a song on the radio that reminds me of the way we were!” “What was it?” “The Way We Were!” LOL
If there’s anything deep to learn here, it’s that no things on this earth are crucial to us as humans…oh, except paddleballs. Oh, and remote controls, just paddleballs and remote controls, and no other things. Oh, except beanbags, they didn’t mention them, but that’s implied in the deeper message. Paddleballs, remote controls, beanbags, and we don’t really need any other things as human beings. Thanks for the deeper message, Steve!
When I quote this scene people look at me like I am stupid! I am like WTF you don’t know the best comedy like EVER??
So glad you made this. One of the best memories of my childhood. Watched this with mom and dad. We always reenacted this scene. Looked it up to show my 16yr old. 😊
And he trades it all for a single Thermos. With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
My sister and I would do the "I need this!" line to crack each other up
Dungeoning in every Bethesda RPG ever
Great comment
Steve Martin deserves an Emmy or something for this scene alone.
An Emmy, and an Oscar, and THAT'S IT!!! That's ALL HE NEEDS!
I still quote this scene...
Pure Genius!
My husband rip, woild quote this movie tp me all the time. He was the clown in our family. We were poor so he used to say someday il by u a diamond so big itll make u puke! ! Lol i would laugh everytime
“What are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something?” 😵💫
Thank you for putting this up, this scene helps shortcut a lot of verbal when trying to explain sometimes :)
Ebay and Amazon in a nutshell for me.
I can only imagine those kids who miss Toys R Us
Had to watch it again
Navin, you had me at paddleball game….
I need this! 🤣
My favorite part
I don't wanna puke :(
$20 says he improved the exit scene.
I dont wanna puke!
Ok.. Tears... probably just nostalgia
1 dollar and 9 Cents !!!!!!!!
One of the funniest comedy films ever.
don't leave the house with your pants down
I was 7 years old laughing like crazy when this came out.
This is so silly but Bernadette crying makes me want to cry too... Aaawww
She was so adorable back in the day.
I loved her cute girly voice
PinkOld She still is!
Navin should fuck off
Same.
I miss the olds days
this is one of my fav scenes , in my mind its over the top hilarious, watching it again still makes me laugh...
Urban Meyer leaving Jaguars facilities.
Hahahhaha
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I used to perform this monologue for my friends and coworkers
"Well, what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of jerk?"
thanks DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were...
Well what was it?!?
"the way we were" *sobbing*
This whole scene is a laugh every few seconds, it's so good.
I saw this far too young, and thought this was the saddest scene ever. Now I howl at it.
Is becomes more brilliant with time...
I love this Film, long time!
Steve Martin is one of the only true pure comedic geniuses of all time. We rarely see such talent concentrated in one man. I would put Martin Short in that category too. And that’s it just those two and that’s it.
Johnny Carson is also in that category. So it’s Martin, Short, and Carson and that’s all of them no more.
Bernadette Peters is a national treasure.
Me at every thrift store ever 🤣🤣🤣
And these classified top secret documents…
i know it's just a movie and a comedy at that, but Bernadette crying like that breaks my heart
This scene makes me sad actually.
I've been wondering what all the dramatic exits from FB to parlor reminded me of and this!!!!
Literally me at the Grocery Store...
"Okay I have everything on my list. I don't need anything else. This is all I need!"
::Goes down a random aisle::
"I need this bag of chips!"
I came back to this clip from "fortunate" by Atmosphere
If the writers of Dumb and Dumber say this wasn’t inspiration, they lied.
30 years before The Hangover
Atmosphere kinda brought me here
same lol the fortunate video is the reason im here
+Max Holland like wise.
that's real comedy damit
Saaammmee
Only beat me too it by 5 years 😂🤣