And from the videos shown here some of them got serious rape vibes man. -“Caress her teets” as he so eloquently puts it. And you know... “If she doesn’t want to fuck you it’s not because you’re unattractive, it’s because she finds herself unattractive.” The lack of self-awareness lmfao Edit: Also the video on that channel literally titled “How to control people using psychology tricks” at 5:16
I remember where nobody even knew about them. You could just talk with people and not have them say shit like "yOuR gIvInG oFf BeTa ViBeS!". Like shut the fuck up I don't care what vibes I'm giving off, as long as I don't do anything that's illegal then you shouldn't care about my "vibes".
"Sigma Male. The rarest male type." Do you think there are Shiny Sigma Males? Like if you catch enough Sigma Males in a row you have a slight chance of encountering a shiny Sigma at the bar?
You have to appreciate that one of the examples of “Women being attracted to men” is a picture of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls. What an alpha chad totally not incestuous move.
today's matching is a sigma cancer alexandrite if you have this matching come collect 12 metric tons of human semen from the semen canal at your earliest convenience and congratulations on being a big winner!!
Damn, I'm actually glad Charlie even acknowledges "alpha males" don't exist, the psychological damage a lot people endure trying to be an "alpha male" is dangerous to themselves and people around them. You don't need to follow the crowd, people. Just be yourself for your own sanity, and don't feel sorry if people call you weird for being yourself. Just don't be cringe please, via yelling in public, making people uncomfortable etc.
@Deus Vult. Here's the thing, most women aren't after you because of your place on the social hierarchy, your status in life wether you have many friends or are wealthy etc. Or if you're socially dominant. Yes, I do acknowledge that there are plenty of women out there that are like that, but they are hardly the majority. Your notion that "alpha males" exist, are based upon social concepts that each individual will find subjectively attractive to their own beliefs vis a vis, social hierarchy, status, social dominance, or whatever you want to call it. Here's your reality check, if the women you like, are after you for your place on the social hierarchy, for your status which I'm assuming you mean wealth and popularity by what you just mentioned, and "social dominance" She's not a woman, she's a gold digger. 100% of the time a woman that truly loves you, won't give a shit if you're famous or not, if you have a big or small group of friends, if you're wealthy or you're poor, if you're introverted or extroverted. All she cares is that you'd work hard for your relationship. Guess what, that means you came out on top of all the other men she could have chose, just for you being yourself, which means in her books, you are an "alpha" In the words of Kanye, "one good girl is worth a thousand bitches," It's better to be yourself than something you're not, trying to appeal to people whom you know you don't associate with always ends badly. So if your definition of "alpha" exists purely on the idea that, women like men for being high on the social hierarchy, have a well known status, and are "socially dominant," then I'm sorry but that's an unhealthy way of thinking, a minority of women are gold diggers. All of these social concepts are completely subjective to each person, what women find attractive to themselves is subjective, some don't care about social hierarchy, status, or "social dominance," but most do care about your personality, and if you're an asshole or not. Which means if your belief that "alphas" exist on these notions of social concepts, then arguably, have very little to support your beliefs or anyone else who believes in "alphas" There are plenty of people who will like you for you, and won't give a shit about your "social hierarchy status," personal status, and "social dominance", and those are people who you should actually care about, those are the people that actually care about you.
@@memebigboiii6433 I think he was saying that "alpha males" are real in the sense that there are people who do embody those traits. Such as charismatic people or "natural born" leaders. Just not in this wierd social construct or psuedo-astrology-esque thing going on. Tho I think beyond the cringy alpha vs beta thing going on, there is a point where a good amount of people of either gender, can appreciate confidence and self assuredness. Just not in the wierd overly aggressive thing it became on the internet. Because knowing your self worth and being decisive are generally attractive traits to have.
Exactly. The "alpha male" idea also preaches that body count changes your value as a man. It doesn't. Your value doesn't grow with the amount of women you sleep with. You're not a loser for not having experience & previous partners. You're just as valid before having a body count.
I feel like i would've too, im glad i found Charlie very early into my life or else I'd probably be a Turbo-virgin Redditor Fedora Discord Mod right now
HOLY SHIT. 1:46 The guy is trying to teach you how to get laid and unknowingly used a picture of Dipper and Mabel. For those who haven't seen Gravity Falls, they're brother and sister twins.
Fun fact: the guy who did the original study on wolves to determine the alpha male thing between them has continued to study them even after publishing the study and had later found out that the alpha male thing was bs, but at that point everyone has accepted his "alpha male study" and everyone ignored him.
@Help Viewer Theres no such thing as alpha or beta the one who thinks there is are just no life depressed obese teenagers who hadn't socialized with woman since they were in kinder garden
The second channel legit teaches everything about how to be a nuisance on a night out. All of the things he suggests are things my friends complain about men doing around them
@Deus Vult. being touched by strangers is a good one. Being groped is another, and also illegal Having a man insinuate that you don't want to fuck him because you're insecure, or gay, as opposed to anything to do with him is a pretty common occurrence as well
That's literally what it is to be an "alpha", and from what I can tell that's what it is to be a "sigma" as well. Like, they're defined by how much of an asshole they can be XD
@Johnny Cab it really doesnt, there are plenty of attractive/rich men with cases cus they thought their power would stop prevent them from being reprimanded for doing shit like this
"More to how you as a guy approach sex..." Shows, most likely stolen, fanart of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity falls who are brother and sister. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
the fact that this whole alpha male thingy was made because someone saw wolves peeing on each other and decided to make an entire study dedicated to it
@@hithere3830 i think based on ur comment u’d probably believe me but fun fact this happens over and over again throughout history. all the time. i read about this happening and some poor idiots mistakes being run into the ground more than i read about anything else LMAO
Alpha males exist 'cause a scientist observed wolves in captivity and said alpha wolves exist, and then the same scientist was like "Yo wait, just looked at wolves in the wild and alpha males don't exist. Take back?" and the world was like "nah."
I like the part where this guy says: "How to be a beast in bed", while showing a picture of Mabel and Dipper (from Gravity Falls) which are actually siblings. This is quite funny ಠ_ಠ (1:45)
is he implying that mabel and dipper (who are siblings and TWELVE YEARS OLD) are smashing on the daily?? why couldn't he have used any other photo lmao
The alpha male thing is like the flatearth belivers but instead of being obsessed with the earth shape they are obsessed with getting a girlfriend and being "not like other males"
This man legit said guys need to change the way they approach sex and showed a picture of twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines from Disney XD's Gravity Falls.
@@sdhjsjana72js Plus the fake stories of sudden success people experience after dropping fapping. No joke, I saw someone say that shortly after embracing NoFap, they did all these impressive things like opening a business, getting a degree and whatever. I was like ''yeah fucking right, you probably did that shit in the past and NoFap had nothing to do with it.''
I can't get over this and how nobody talks about it: "Sigma Males" is all these alpha male gurus seeing the irl fact that the guys who actually get girls don't do their dumb alpha male shit, and so they're now bringing "guy that doesn't listen to us" into the lore. like their shit didn't work so they're like "or you could not do any of that and maybe that will work"
its so chringy that Charlie's girlfriend came in right when he clicked on the how to be a beast in bed video, just to make sure Charlie payed extra attention, then left. Come on Charlie you got to up your numbers on the How to Alpha videos
1:45 This man talks about approaching sex, then immediately shows him "drawing" the two kids from Gravity Falls that are brother and sister. Apparently the most alpha sexual trait imaginable is the ability to have ***INCEST***
@whistleblower gay biological man being feminine ...if it were biological fact and not a social fallacy, you´d be right. But otherwise that´s a load of bullshit.
aight here we go Pandemonica, The Tired/Sadistic Demon Modeus, The Lustful Demon Cerberus, The Triple Demon Malina, The Sour Demon Zdrada, The Bitch Demon Azazel, The Curious Angel Justice, The Awesome Demon Lucifer, The CEO of Hell Judgement, The High Prosecutor and Beelzebub, The Great Fly
i'd rather be a 24 year old virgin than listen to these "guides"... im serious about this. im doing it right now. the Sahara Desert is a lonely and dry place.
"It must be tough being a young man growing up on the internet being fed shit like this." Nailed it Charlie. I hope these men can find some proper role models because this alpha/ beta bullshit is entirely divisive. It is the equivalent of those magazines that target young women and tell them how they should dress and act. APES STRONGER TOGETHER.
I think most of the people who even go to things like this are already troubled, like self identified incels and such. Which is good, since it means it's actually influencing very few normal people to behave this way, but also bad because that means the amount of influence they have over the demographic watching them is likely much more than it would over any other demographic, since those people are basically already there out of desparation
That made me violently uncomfortable when he was saying “how you approach sex” and then doodled in a deviantart of dipper and mable who are BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS
I love that one of them was like "I know when you think of alpha you think of someone who is perfect and has no flaws." Yeah, that's what I think when I hear alpha. Not a piece of shit with overwhelming insecurities, likely a high school drop out. It's flawless perfection...
1:48 that is a fan art picture of Mabel and Dipper from gravity falls. A BROTHER & SISTER that the dude pointed at while he narrated "it's all about how you approach sex" xDDDDD I feel the urge to laugh and barf in equal amounts
Astrology for men.
I mean, they're both bullshit so yeah.
No clue who you are but you're verified so I must reply
this and mewing
@@unstableturtleduck True i bet the loser dosen't even drink Fanta
Potato?
The whole sigma male thing is literally just “I’m not like other girls”
Yep, precisely
Kinda
And from the videos shown here some of them got serious rape vibes man. -“Caress her teets” as he so eloquently puts it. And you know... “If she doesn’t want to fuck you it’s not because you’re unattractive, it’s because she finds herself unattractive.” The lack of self-awareness lmfao
Edit: Also the video on that channel literally titled “How to control people using psychology tricks” at 5:16
guys*
so true. like the basic bitch thinking guys should be throwing themselves at her for her uniqueness. those guys think they're too special
I remember when “alpha male” and “beta male” were just memes. Those were the days
I remember where nobody even knew about them. You could just talk with people and not have them say shit like "yOuR gIvInG oFf BeTa ViBeS!". Like shut the fuck up I don't care what vibes I'm giving off, as long as I don't do anything that's illegal then you shouldn't care about my "vibes".
@@MinnWasTaken really giving off some beta vibes there bud
They were around before memes, wuss
@@realmajorx3698 yeah but they weren't used as serious things
@@hammurabii.3173 big anime tiddy waifus? where? :o
"Sigma Male. The rarest male type." Do you think there are Shiny Sigma Males? Like if you catch enough Sigma Males in a row you have a slight chance of encountering a shiny Sigma at the bar?
Combine 10 of them and you will unlock the golden jesus.
You can only capture it with a
Master ball
Can they explode?
Got myself a holographic blue eyes white sigma.... sufficed to say, I'm kind of a big deal.
how many times do we gotta roll to pull the shiny sigma???
This guide changed my life, now my wife’s boyfriend is my boyfriend
Go slay that bussy homie!
@@Substantial-hf1rm Fanta
@@fanta6510 nice
Stand aside boys, we’re in the presence of a Chad.
Congrats
im not like other girls but im a guy
Do you drink Fanta? No? Then shut up nerd
Shut up sigma males!!!##×+!"
Wtf u doin here
I'm not i simp i just give pokemane all my money
@@fanta6510 i drink fanta
You have to appreciate that one of the examples of “Women being attracted to men” is a picture of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls. What an alpha chad totally not incestuous move.
sweet home alphabama
@@anhelaanhela4996 you win
The Habsburgs did it and they ruled like half of Europe at one point so I'd say you're good mate.
@@YataTheFifteenth what
@@haellm9192 all belongs to austria
“Woah that is literally me”- Every dude in his basement that watches these videos
"more to do with how you as a guy approach sex"
*shows fanart of dipper and mabel pines, who are twins*
And also children
FBI! Open up!
Shoot. You beat me to it.
Ikr 💀
Thank god someone else noticed 😅😂😂
"I can't help being quirky I'm such a gemini"
"I can't help being an asshat I'm a sigma male"
sigma balls
today's matching is a sigma cancer alexandrite if you have this matching come collect 12 metric tons of human semen from the semen canal at your earliest convenience and congratulations on being a big winner!!
I see no difference
Hahaha, I don't believe in astrology, but it made me smile because I'm ironically a gemini.
@@gassedup2445 ?
I love how the final step to becoming a beast in bed is “breathe” like wow great advice
e e e
I mean, that's a good advice in general
You generally don't wanna stop breathing for long periods of time
Yeah you don't want to fuck a dead body
You clearly get no poo nanny
Well it depends on wether its hamone breathing or concentration breathing constant 🕵🕵
"When they shit on you, eat their shit"
#Billionare #grindset
#Grindset
#sextrillionaire_grindset
#sigmashit #upyourgrindset #daddyyankee #mlg #420
#SigtrillionaireGrindset#Sigmaskillbetaswithhammersandstealtheirgirlfriendandlockthemintotheirbasement100
I'm not like the other girls, I'm quirky
I'm not like the other guys, I'm alpha
Same energy
1:50
“How you as a guy approach sex”
*Shows a picture of twin bother and sister*
Okay good I thought I was the only one who notice the Gravity Falls thing
@@ctchimchar5258 well I guess alpha males exist in Alabama to
@@lkdon18lk74 yay I gest your right with that, but I don't think Gravity Falls is in Alabama
@@ctchimchar5258 Oregon is the alabama of the Northern states now
@@jan-mg5ug makes sense, also I did not know Gravity Falls was in Oregon, it's bin a long time sence I last sow the show
Damn, I'm actually glad Charlie even acknowledges "alpha males" don't exist, the psychological damage a lot people endure trying to be an "alpha male" is dangerous to themselves and people around them. You don't need to follow the crowd, people. Just be yourself for your own sanity, and don't feel sorry if people call you weird for being yourself. Just don't be cringe please, via yelling in public, making people uncomfortable etc.
Couldn't agree more
@Deus Vult. Here's the thing, most women aren't after you because of your place on the social hierarchy, your status in life wether you have many friends or are wealthy etc. Or if you're socially dominant. Yes, I do acknowledge that there are plenty of women out there that are like that, but they are hardly the majority.
Your notion that "alpha males" exist, are based upon social concepts that each individual will find subjectively attractive to their own beliefs vis a vis, social hierarchy, status, social dominance, or whatever you want to call it.
Here's your reality check, if the women you like, are after you for your place on the social hierarchy, for your status which I'm assuming you mean wealth and popularity by what you just mentioned, and "social dominance" She's not a woman, she's a gold digger.
100% of the time a woman that truly loves you, won't give a shit if you're famous or not, if you have a big or small group of friends, if you're wealthy or you're poor, if you're introverted or extroverted. All she cares is that you'd work hard for your relationship. Guess what, that means you came out on top of all the other men she could have chose, just for you being yourself, which means in her books, you are an "alpha"
In the words of Kanye, "one good girl is worth a thousand bitches," It's better to be yourself than something you're not, trying to appeal to people whom you know you don't associate with always ends badly.
So if your definition of "alpha" exists purely on the idea that, women like men for being high on the social hierarchy, have a well known status, and are "socially dominant," then I'm sorry but that's an unhealthy way of thinking, a minority of women are gold diggers.
All of these social concepts are completely subjective to each person, what women find attractive to themselves is subjective, some don't care about social hierarchy, status, or "social dominance," but most do care about your personality, and if you're an asshole or not. Which means if your belief that "alphas" exist on these notions of social concepts, then arguably, have very little to support your beliefs or anyone else who believes in "alphas"
There are plenty of people who will like you for you, and won't give a shit about your "social hierarchy status," personal status, and "social dominance", and those are people who you should actually care about, those are the people that actually care about you.
@@memebigboiii6433 I think he was saying that "alpha males" are real in the sense that there are people who do embody those traits. Such as charismatic people or "natural born" leaders. Just not in this wierd social construct or psuedo-astrology-esque thing going on.
Tho I think beyond the cringy alpha vs beta thing going on, there is a point where a good amount of people of either gender, can appreciate confidence and self assuredness. Just not in the wierd overly aggressive thing it became on the internet. Because knowing your self worth and being decisive are generally attractive traits to have.
@Deus Vult. no
Exactly. The "alpha male" idea also preaches that body count changes your value as a man. It doesn't. Your value doesn't grow with the amount of women you sleep with. You're not a loser for not having experience & previous partners. You're just as valid before having a body count.
As much as I laugh at this, I feel like 15 year old me would have eaten this crap up lmao
I feel like i would've too, im glad i found Charlie very early into my life or else I'd probably be a Turbo-virgin Redditor Fedora Discord Mod right now
same
Same
Same here and unfortunately one of my classmates i graduated with recently got into it and is saying the obnoxious “women only care about looks”
can anyone explain to me why this whole sigma male thing is cringe? i’m slow ik but some of these tips are actually good.
This all just seems like an elaborate joke just for one of these "Sigma"s to hold a TED talk and say "Sigma balls" and walk off stage
sigma nuts
This will be excellent
They were just alphas in disguise the entire time 🤯
JAFAJAKKAKAKA STOOPPPP
Sounds like the most alpha thing ever
I would've thought Charlie was an Omega Male
Clearly, Charlie is the Alpha and the Omega male.
@@kogasfurryjorts5963 aka God
If by omega you mean bottom, then yes
Charlie ist Jesus He doesn't have to care about alpha or omega or whatever
Omega is lower than alpha
HOLY SHIT. 1:46 The guy is trying to teach you how to get laid and unknowingly used a picture of Dipper and Mabel. For those who haven't seen Gravity Falls, they're brother and sister twins.
Also literally children lmfao
What the fucking fuck is going on!!
Fun fact: people who breathe are better at most things than people who don’t breathe
Damn, thanks for the trivia dude. I was wondering why my pulse was starting to decline.
breathing has to be the most alpha thing.
I love how the title's implying that Charlie wasn't already an alpha male before
Hey I said no can comment except me
@@nickyballs3544 Fanta
Indeed 😂
@@fanta6510 cheeseburger
P0TAT0
His habit of wearing white t shirts makes him even more alpha
He’s like Steve Jobs
Potato
@@potato7844 Fanta
@@fanta6510 Potato
It’s not a habit. It’s a lifestyle
"hello ma'am, i am approaching you with f**k intentions." ah yes, that's exactly how we do it here.
Why why is it when he said “how you approach sex” he put a picture of Mabel and dipper pines on screen why
@fucku weebsnfurries - Because incest is cringe.
@fucku weebsnfurries shes all yours mate. nobody wants to go to jail here
the fuck
@fucku weebsnfurries you're either a really bad troll or a disappointment
@@nej6246 he’s both
He didn’t use dipper and mable to talk about sex, I refuse
Beta male moment.
XD yeah I was a bit concerned
search your feelings, you know it to be true
Alabama time
Uhhh that's my childhood right there, I will forever hate that channel more than I did before (if that's even possible)
Fun fact: the guy who did the original study on wolves to determine the alpha male thing between them has continued to study them even after publishing the study and had later found out that the alpha male thing was bs, but at that point everyone has accepted his "alpha male study" and everyone ignored him.
Wasn't the "alpha" straight up the father of the pack?
Pretty much
he told the truth and they didnt listen.
@@rattb0i482 pretty much, the oldest of the pack is alpha. If anything it tells us to respect our fathers.
@Awawawa CM or like nomadic humans.
“I am now become Sigma, the rizzer of males”
-Oppenheimer
The alpha grift is one of the saddest things I have seen. It's creating a generation of disfunctional man-children.
cant believe i was watching that red pill alpha male stuff it stopped me from being myself
@Help Viewer Theres no such thing as alpha or beta the one who thinks there is are just no life depressed obese teenagers who hadn't socialized with woman since they were in kinder garden
@Help Viewer Obese depressed teenagers goes brrrrr
@Help Viewer your definitely a redditor.
@Help Viewer you've defeated me on the online battleground. I would bet money your over 300lbs
It destroyed me when he "drew" the Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls when he said "sex". It's 1:44
Omg i know right wtf
Wow glad someone else spotted that
Bro 💀💀💀
I was abt to comment something abt that too man is literally using the MF mystery twins as examples
i fucking died too
Only now? You always have been Charlie...
Mathematicians are pretty alpha too. Not as alpha as gamers though.
Papa!
wow didnt expect this collab
Are Mathematicians Pi males?
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"11.) Be explorative"
*First image is of a pile of books*
Yeah, let me just break out my gynecology textbook here
These are the best option
The second channel legit teaches everything about how to be a nuisance on a night out. All of the things he suggests are things my friends complain about men doing around them
@Deus Vult. being touched by strangers is a good one. Being groped is another, and also illegal
Having a man insinuate that you don't want to fuck him because you're insecure, or gay, as opposed to anything to do with him is a pretty common occurrence as well
Guy deleted his comment but he asked how it was a nuisance... lol
That's literally what it is to be an "alpha", and from what I can tell that's what it is to be a "sigma" as well. Like, they're defined by how much of an asshole they can be XD
nonsense, sigmas have no time to go out with “friends”, more like distractions. We sigmas are always the on the octillionaire grindset.
@@girm558 Man, you are still at octillionaire? Gotta up your grindset, man.
#infinitilionairegrindset.
I'm fairly sure this isnt how you pick up women, more like sexual harassment charges
@Johnny Cab it really doesnt, there are plenty of attractive/rich men with cases cus they thought their power would stop prevent them from being reprimanded for doing shit like this
@Help Viewer Says you. 😭 woman arent into you and your alpha male energy get over it.
Incels in denial tend to pick up a lot of those
@@backwardsbandit8094 exactly, that's what i was noticing in most of these comments, it's like a safe-space for incels, hilarious
@Alexander Steel if this doesn't work then one of you is morbid
"More to how you as a guy approach sex..." Shows, most likely stolen, fanart of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity falls who are brother and sister. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
it's definitely stolen, ikimaru's art is recognisable from a mile away
I like how everyone is not talking about this picture in this context of sex
i came to the comment section to see if anyone else was talking about this
You know they're literally kids too right?
@@chlotatoandthelobcob3740 yeah it's fucked
Steps unclear. Cat is praganant
Alpha males when a full retail release male walks in
Wait till the DLC males enters
i literally died when the instructions at 2:44 said to: "Similarly adjust your speed as you go about ravaging her." lmao
No
ბუგი
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! What is fuck wrong with these bots lmao
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 The bots speaking enchanting table now?
*ravaging*
1:47 THAT PHOTO ON THE BOTTOM LEFT IS OF DIPPER AND MABEL, THEY'RE SIBLINGS WTF 😭
I know right WTF
@@Popwwe649 Fanta
Oh god
lol xd that guy just taking random shit on google
sad
1:45 Not the guy using Gravity falls fan art 😭
F*cking disgusting right, cringed immedietly when i saw it
@@Julka-xk8cz and the fact that they're 13..
@@jellynut5903 plus they’re siblings
I approached a female with the direct approach.
Does anyone know a good lawyer ?
the fact that this whole alpha male thingy was made because someone saw wolves peeing on each other and decided to make an entire study dedicated to it
Another interesting fact is that the person who disapproved the study is the person who created the original study in the first place
imaging making an honest mistake as a scholar and then douchbags base their whole lives around ur mistake
@@hithere3830 it's rather fitting that their identities are based of a misunderstanding.
@@hithere3830 i think based on ur comment u’d probably believe me but fun fact this happens over and over again throughout history. all the time. i read about this happening and some poor idiots mistakes being run into the ground more than i read about anything else LMAO
Alpha males exist 'cause a scientist observed wolves in captivity and said alpha wolves exist, and then the same scientist was like "Yo wait, just looked at wolves in the wild and alpha males don't exist. Take back?" and the world was like "nah."
I like the part where this guy says: "How to be a beast in bed", while showing a picture of Mabel and Dipper (from Gravity Falls) which are actually siblings. This is quite funny ಠ_ಠ
(1:45)
That picture low-key fu*ked me up
I saw that to
is he implying that mabel and dipper (who are siblings and TWELVE YEARS OLD) are smashing on the daily?? why couldn't he have used any other photo lmao
I had to pause and comprehend wtf that was
That's the first thing I notice and I was wondering why he used Dipper and Mabel 😂 Like, what the hell? Siblings and underage...
7:55 'Chad' Charlie cannot be unseen xD
Charlie watching and clowning alpha videos with Tiana is an ultimate alpha move.
1:46 are we just gonna ignore that the guy drew Dipper and Mabel as if they were a couple
i was looking for this like LMAO wtf
i was looking for a comment like this
Dude probably just stole some random fanart without realizing it was fanart.
Fr tf is up with that!
i was wondering if anyone saw that 😭
The alpha male thing is like the flatearth belivers but instead of being obsessed with the earth shape they are obsessed with getting a girlfriend and being "not like other males"
გიჟივით
Also trying to be the worst creatures possible
Being different by trying to be like other people, makes a whole lot of sense.
@@tammyb8491 Now I'm curious, how is the female equivalent of the "alpha male" thing called?
@@tammyb8491 I thankfully never heard of that, hope those channels die too🤮
0:53 yes, yes it is.
Number 18: *Breathe* 3:14
OHHHHH geez how come i've never thought of that?!
Breathe, I was board by the jet made a million.
1:45, why tf did he find a picture of Dipper and Mabel when talking about sex?
Bruuuuh
Bruuhhhhhh indeed
Underage incest is the peak of Beta personality. And Discord mods.
I also can't get over that
ჩინური
I was looking for this comment wtf is going on
Charlie is only telling us that Alpha males dont exist so we dont feel bad for being so below his alpha gaze
That's what makes him an Alpha Male
@@clown7666 down bad😢
I feel like Charlie would be the kinda guy who sells white shirts and black caps as merch for a ridiculously low price
Too be fair you can pick up his "merchandise" at Walmart. Plain white Gildan t shirts lol
4:31 contrary to popular belief it’s not because I’m insecure about my body it’s because I’m asexual
This man legit said guys need to change the way they approach sex and showed a picture of twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines from Disney XD's Gravity Falls.
So he wants incest ?
ვინიცობაა
@@iwantsexseemyvideo33 I'm going to become... SUPER RACIST
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 bitches be like I- I- Wow- I-
Bob
"Women are not as sexual as men"
Tiana: that's not true
I'll believe Tiana more than a random youtube video who want's me to do a NoFap challenge
Yo big dawg you got any insight on this NoFap movement?
@@sdhjsjana72js What a legend
@@sdhjsjana72js Plus the fake stories of sudden success people experience after dropping fapping. No joke, I saw someone say that shortly after embracing NoFap, they did all these impressive things like opening a business, getting a degree and whatever. I was like ''yeah fucking right, you probably did that shit in the past and NoFap had nothing to do with it.''
@@sdhjsjana72js I 100% Agree with you
@@ansuz5903 If you go on Wikipedia it lists nofap as "lists of subjects regarded as psuedo science"
“this guy does not sound like an alpha male” ... i actually laughed out loud
WiFi monke 7:37
The lack of "an" in the title makes the video so much more powerful.
He became ALPHA
The show is over, he became THE Alpha male.
1:51 that drawing in the bottom left is of a brother and sister lmao
Ikr😭
thats some rule 34 shit
@@nikolaswashere3583 Fanta
I also noticed and was thinking no,wait a minute
th-cam.com/video/cm4ZnhNBLJc/w-d-xo.html,
4:08 This is just sexual assault.
Charlie watching this with his girlfriend is literally such a silent roast
As a girl a man that constantly refers to himself as an AlPhA male unironically is the biggest turn off
What about Marcus cor von
no normal man does that so im pretty sure you are still a bit young 😂 which makes sense lol
@@ant6132 what if I walked up to you and said “yeah, I guess you could call me a gamer”?
@@blakeerenhouse943 then i might give you a chance 🤣🤣
@@blakeerenhouse943 Instantly wet girls in a 1km radius
When Charlie said “he drew me” I just burst out laughing obnoxiously
It's the best moment and I swear I laughed too
HE DID THOUGH! IT WAS BASICALLY JUST BUFF CHARLIE WITHOUT THE TATOOS! XD
1:49 why tf is mabel and dipper here☠️
Love how he drew Charlie while imagining the pinnacle of an alpha male.
The whole “alpha male” and “beta male” bullshit online vexes me to no end
Ok beta male
@enid yea not at all homie
@@InfantShredder69 ok some guy who actually thinks internet slang even matters
@@HMN134 it's a joke...
I can't get over this and how nobody talks about it:
"Sigma Males" is all these alpha male gurus seeing the irl fact that the guys who actually get girls don't do their dumb alpha male shit, and so they're now bringing "guy that doesn't listen to us" into the lore.
like their shit didn't work so they're like "or you could not do any of that and maybe that will work"
sigma nuts
I don't know how, but I liked twice-
6:20 as a wise man once said...”bitch that phrase don’t make no sense, why can’t fruit be compared”
its so chringy that Charlie's girlfriend came in right when he clicked on the how to be a beast in bed video, just to make sure Charlie payed extra attention, then left. Come on Charlie you got to up your numbers on the How to Alpha videos
Lol
Any white male with long black hair
Charlie: no way it’s me!
Charlie is _every_ white male with long black hair.
dont forget the beard
Don't forget they have to be about 5 feet tall
1:43 "More to do with how you approach sex"
Shows a picture of Mable and Dipper, who are siblings
And also underage
See, now this is what happens when you grab random pictures of 2 people flirting lol smh
Bunn
1:45 This man talks about approaching sex, then immediately shows him "drawing" the two kids from Gravity Falls that are brother and sister. Apparently the most alpha sexual trait imaginable is the ability to have ***INCEST***
"If you're not a gamer and weeb you can never be an alpha male"
-Probably Charlie
Charlie's younger brother jesus said that
I love how weebs degrade their own kind.
Charlie is raging with testosterone; he’s every essence of a man.
I bet he ravages with such good and ever-changing rhythm
ჩუბინიძე
Public
"I've become Alpha Male"
Oh? Is that so?
*pulls gun*
Name all Helltaker waifus and their titles.
Wait a minute, I’ve been an alpha male this whole time! I thought I was a woman.
@@unicornburgers302 You've fooled even yourself. Truly incredible.
@@unicornburgers302 You are 4 parallel universes ahead of yourself.
@whistleblower gay biological man being feminine ...if it were biological fact and not a social fallacy, you´d be right.
But otherwise that´s a load of bullshit.
aight here we go
Pandemonica, The Tired/Sadistic Demon
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
Malina, The Sour Demon
Zdrada, The Bitch Demon
Azazel, The Curious Angel
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
and Beelzebub, The Great Fly
8:08 "Boo!Not Alpha!" Idk why but this was funny asf 😂😂
On the edge of my seat wondering what that keanu reeves video was about
1:55 WAS THAT..MABEL..AND...DIPPER?
i'd rather be a 24 year old virgin than listen to these "guides"...
im serious about this.
im doing it right now.
the Sahara Desert is a lonely and dry place.
You're just living through a different kind of thirst.
39 year old virgin here. Much better choice.
@@plaguis1391 our hands shall suffice
Yeah, only camels there...
@@I_THE_ME lmao
It gives me pleasure to know that Charlie was watching SCP Overlord beforehand
1:45
Ok, but why would he put the pines *twins* on the board as he talked about how guys *approach sex???*
Why the guy at 04:00 sounds like tristan taylor from ygotas 😂 wth
Ok
@@EAOO Fanta
His voice give him superstrenght
Tristan is the ultimate alpha though
@@fanta6510 EAO
"It must be tough being a young man growing up on the internet being fed shit like this."
Nailed it Charlie. I hope these men can find some proper role models because this alpha/ beta bullshit is entirely divisive. It is the equivalent of those magazines that target young women and tell them how they should dress and act. APES STRONGER TOGETHER.
I think most of the people who even go to things like this are already troubled, like self identified incels and such. Which is good, since it means it's actually influencing very few normal people to behave this way, but also bad because that means the amount of influence they have over the demographic watching them is likely much more than it would over any other demographic, since those people are basically already there out of desparation
Alpha show definitely has a doctorate degree in being a redditor
“He sound like an Accountant”
Never said better myself
7:45 "omg he drew me" well we could have told you that brother
Charlie: *types how to be an alpha male*
Video: *Return to Monke.*
1:50 .... uhh... is that mabel and dipper....
I'm an epsilon-lambda transcended omicron male
How to make money by preying on the insecurities of young men 101:
You know what sad is I fell for some of this stuff not all just about 5% but still, I learned but I gest that's why it's called being young and stupid
That made me violently uncomfortable when he was saying “how you approach sex” and then doodled in a deviantart of dipper and mable who are BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS
FR LIKE-
Ikr
ALSO CHILDREN
@@zakattack8593 and is media for children beside the fact even if they were adult characters like thats not an appropriate insinuation to make
i dont like how at 1:44 when he says "approach sex" theres a image of dipper and Mabel. who we all know, are siblings
is no one talking about how the man says "approach sex" and picture of dipper and mabel shows up at 1:45
Christian pick up line: "Are you Jesus? Because I wanna feel you in my heart."
@LazerTheLazer Girl saying it to a guy m8
@@THEFRISKIESTDINGO so you want HIS head in your chest? Got it
@@dorian4191 No, the pickup line implies the guy has massive PP energy
My local priest said this to me once, but he didn't say heart...
Can we all just stop with the Jesus jokes and appreciate the fact he uploads twice every day for us?
Hey I said no can comment except me
@@nickyballs3544 s-sorry bully maguire😢
Jesus, calm down!
Panda appreciated Jesus jokes and Charlie amazing videos!!
@@nickyballs3544 Fanta
“Alpha males don’t exist” Charlie is in denial to help him sleep at night
I love that one of them was like "I know when you think of alpha you think of someone who is perfect and has no flaws." Yeah, that's what I think when I hear alpha. Not a piece of shit with overwhelming insecurities, likely a high school drop out. It's flawless perfection...
Step 18.) Breathe
*Immediately begins hyperventilating upon insertion*
AM I DOING IT? AM I AN ALPHA NOW?
Do you feel it now mister Krabs?
th-cam.com/video/cm4ZnhNBLJc/w-d-xo.html,.
😂😂😂
Yeah that's the alpha breathing style in action.
@@aminulhussain2277 is that a demon slayer reference?
1:46 When you realize Dipper and Mabel from gravity falls are related
Twins even, and not even teenagers.
Yeah that made me sick to my stomach when I saw that
@@LaughingOrange how old are they aren't they like 11 years old
@@ctchimchar5258 they turn 13 by the end of the show
@@HazyQuinn Ah nice to know thank you, but I still feel sick about the contacts that are being used in
the second alpha male video added those gravity falls sibling fanart while talking about how to get the girls
1:48 that is a fan art picture of Mabel and Dipper from gravity falls. A BROTHER & SISTER that the dude pointed at while he narrated "it's all about how you approach sex" xDDDDD I feel the urge to laugh and barf in equal amounts
Specifically, they are 12 year old twins.