Bonus LOLCOW of the week. From the Japan Series, the Japanese baseball championship, the Fukuoka (SoftBank) Hawks, who had the best record in Japan, took a 2-0 series lead against the Yokohama (DeNa) BayStars who barely broke over .500 and blew it by losing the next 4 games. They didn't score a run in 29 straight innings and got blown out in the deciding game. Now THAT is a LOLCOW!
Ultimate tank bowl this Sunday in Munich, Germany. Of all the games we could have sent them, we give them NYG vs. CAR. And we knew the game would be bad at the beginning of the year, too.
Yes, according to Tankathon, there are SEVEN (!!) teams tied for the worst record in the league at 2-7: Patriots, Jaguars, Saints, Panthers, Browns, Raiders, and Giants. Two more are 2-6: the Dolphins and Titans. In the words of Shaboozey, "Oh my. Good Lord."
This guys delusional calling Green Bay a second class team and saying it wasn’t self inflicted wounds that lost them the game. This guy was clearly not watching the game when they had obvious drops.
Best part of the game besides beating Dallas: McCarthy spiking that Tablet into the ground and Dak getting caught on camera saying "We fucking suck." Couldn't happen to a better fanbase or owner. #HowBoutDemFrauds
I’m pretty sure we knew it over when we lost at home by 30+ and the defense giving up 40+ in our house but the dak and ceedee injury seal it for us and I’m not surprised at all with this our roster down from the owner to players look like trash
Bro, if you want to shit on the team, the coach, or Jerry, then by all means. They all deserve it. Please, for the love of God, stop shitting on us fans. Every team has the loud delusional assholes that yell and scream and talk shit every time they get a leg up. Maybe we have a few more than most, but the rest of us are just here to root for the local NFL team. We aren't talking shit. We just want our team to do well. By all means, shame the assholes when you find 'em. I like to give them a healthy dose of reality myself. But stop hitting the rest of us with strays.
It felt weird going through the "bring out yer dead!" segment, without once hearing a police siren chirp. Everyone was on their best behavior this week!
Or hearing a Chinese Gong go off. That's usually reserved for the more recently unalived but weeks where no one was unalived, whether due to natural body aging or otherwise, have become pretty scarce over the past couple years.
@@Tzgrey77 The game is won via coin toss instead of the athletes who dedicate their lives to their craft. This happened between the bills and chiefs maybe last year in an absolute shootout and the ending was completely underwhelming because buffalo didnt get a chance to respond.
@@davidthosome623 First of all that game was almost 3 years ago, and because of that there is now a special overtime rules in the playoffs. Second, defence is a thing in the NFL, its not even unheard of to chose to kickoff in a 10-10 tie. And lastly like tree has said in relation to that very bills at chiefs game, "if you can't finish the game in 60 mins, there has to be a risk/consequence, and that is the coin toss."
@@frederikhalskovchristianse477Neither team finished the game in 60 min so let's leave it up to luck to decide, makes sense. Yeah teams should have defenses that stop a touchdown but both sides of the ball matter. If both teams have horrible defenses it's just a lucky coin toss that saves them. They should be complete on both sides of the ball and both offense and defense should have an appearance to decide the game, not luck
@@darthzhallThis is exactly why I think the “Should’ve done it in regulation time,” is such a weak argument. *Neither* team managed to win it in regulation. “Then the defense should’ve stopped them, then.” So should the defense for the team who won. Basically, play-off OT rules should be the standard OT rules. If the argument is that you’re worried about time, here’s a solution: 1st and Goal at the opponent’s 35 or 40 yard line. Only one drive per team, only one timeout per team. If the first team scores a touchdown and a 2 pointer, the other team still gets a chance to respond. Most points at the end wins, if it’s a tie then it ends in a tie. Any defensive penalty that results in an automatic 1st down, such as DPI, doesn’t reset the down back to 1st down, but instead redoes the play at wherever the ball would be placed as a result of the foul. For example, if it was 3rd and goal at the 26 and DPI happened at the 5, replay 3rd down at 5 yard line. If it was instead a holding, 3rd down at the 21. Just something I came up with in 10 minutes of thinking.
Tree...from the bottom of my heart...THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO. I truly mean it, these high-quality videos are always a bright spot in my week and the amount of passion and spirit you bring into each and every segment is extremely admirable.
0:00 I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES 1:01 Houston Texans vs New York Jets (Halloween greatness: It came from MetLife) 1:40 Malachi Corley wins LolCow of the Week 3:09 Las Vegas Raiders vs Cincinnati Bengals (Fraud Bowl) 4:22 Los Angeles Chargers vs Cleveland Browns (No other QB will save the franchise) 5:23 Denver Broncos vs Baltimore Ravens (Mass destruction of 400+ total yards) 6:30 Washington Commanders vs New York Giants (Out living the derp again) 7:45 Marshon Lattimore to the Commies 8:17 Dallas Cowboys vs Atlanta Falcons (Now I'm freeee. Free Fallin'!) 9:38 Jerry Boy's drama & Johnathan Mingo traded 10:04 New England Patriots vs Tennessee Titans (Tank Bowl 3: Spoiled Mayo) 12:16 New Orleans Saints vs Carolina Panthers (Tank Bowl 4: Excommunicated) 14:15 Dennis Allen is fired 15:21 Miami Dolphins vs Buffalo Bills (60+ yard attempt to wrap the season with a nice bow) 17:25 Chicago Bears vs Arizona Cardinals (Giving up by self implosion) 18:48 Detroit Lions vs Green Bay Packers (Kings of the North, performed by a hand stand) 20:00 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Philadelphia Eagles (Saquon's greatest recipe) 22:44 Los Angeles Rams vs Seattle Seahawks (Like clockwork, the season goes south) 25:53 Indianapolis Colts vs Minnesota Vikings (Did this game had to exist without the memes?) 27:24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Kansas City Chiefs (No fixation of OT rules, the bullshit continues to haunt us) 29:43 Injuries
"Daniel Jones is the Millard Fillmore of quarterbacks" is a historical deep cut I wasn't expecting. /show it off to Tom Grossi, and shame the former teacher for not making references to more Antebellum Presidents!
I have Zero Sympathy for Bears' fans. I just heard another whiner again ask "Why didn't Getsy lean on Justin Fields' running ability?" Gee, how would anyone know that definitely would work unless someone tried it & it succeeded? What games were those? Weeks 7-10 of '22 & weeks 11 & 14-17 of '23? Gee... who tf was calling _those_ games? Getsy? Then if he *was* the one calling those, _who tf_ *ended* using them? Waldron? Eberflus has mentioned he meddles in the offensive play-calling to the extent that reporters never even bothered speaking to Getsy when anything was questioned. & like he's doing now, Eberflus was defending the play-calling: not his OC's play-calling: _the_ play-calling. The only reason Getsy ever got a chance to call the designed QB rushes was Fields publicly accused the coaches of messing around with him. For 4 weeks after that, the weeks 7-10 game stretch they 'cleverly' stopped calling the Eberflus plays until this all blew over, then returned to calling them. I love how everyone dismisses those games as too low a sample size to mean anything when I use them to point out they were sabotaging Fields. But then, as I said uses them not going back to that as evidence Getsy sucks. Y'all witnessed a very obvious effort to ruin Fields' career. & you accepted this.
As much as the losing hurts, This has been coming for a long time. As this point you can't compete, so honestly the best thing you can do is to just keep losing. But with how slammed up against the cap the Saints are at the moment, that option might not be feasible. So they might be doomed to rot for a few years or more.
The Saints might actually be in a scenario similar to what the Brooklyn Nets were in for a few years after their super team failed, over the cap and they suck although with the Nets they also had literally no draft capital for at least 3 years. Now I’m not sure what draft picks New Orleans has but if they can’t even get a couple decent players next year, they’ll be royally screwed just like the Nets were with being at the bottom and over the cap limit.
With the cap hell the Saints are in they might as well strip mine their viably tradable players. The only silver lining I can think of is that having Carr means they don't have to rush a rookie QB into service. They can be wholeheartedly dogshit for 2 years and not ruin a developmental QB.
One minor critique I wanna give tree is so far I’ve barely been able to make out the tank bowl titles. I liked those in 2020 and it’s nice that they’re here too but it’s really hard to see them in this format.
The Chiefs offense consists of 35-year-old Travis Kelce, 32-year-old Deandre Hopkins, and Kareem Hunt. Hunt is playing like someone who was robbed of at least 2 SB rings. The Chiefs are also getting Pacheco back so good luck in the cold weather come January.
No no, there's been plenty of 28-3 leads held onto since SB LI. It's not broken until the Falcons either hold onto that lead themselves or come back from it.
They're the inverted Days Of Our Steelers, the coach starts so much public bullshit while the one of the most likeable offenses bails him out damn near every game. Something is strange in the Pennsylvania water systems
Sportsball Week 9 Houston vs. New York J. (LOLCOWOTW) 1:01 Las Vegas vs. Cincinnati 3:09 Los Angeles C. vs. Cleveland 4:22 Denver vs. Baltimore 5:23 Washington vs. New York G. 6:28 Marshall Lattimore 7:44 Dallas vs. Atlanta 8:17 Jonathan Mingo (LOL) 9:38 New England vs. Tennessee [Tank Bowl] 10:04 New Orleans vs. Carolina[Tank Bowl] 12:16 (HC) Dennis allen Finish 14:14 Miami vs. Buffalo 15:21 Chicago vs. Arizona 17:26 Detroit vs. Green Bay 18:48 Jacksonville vs. Philadelphia 19:59 Los Angeles R. vs. Seattle 22:44 Indianapolis vs. Minnesota 25:53 Tampa Bay vs. Kansas City 27:24
Just what we needed. Sportsball. Better than the elections. We return to This Week in Sportsball 2024 Edition. We reach Episode 9: Getting Over the Hump. One more thing, with how Tank Bowl is going to go, the bigger question is this. Who's going to get eliminated first?
TBF to a shitty team, the Saints have been injured to hell, and that seems to be ignored a lot (at least in terms of who's injured). They don't even have the players to pretend they're the same team from those first two games.
Oh, you mofos got Tampa this week and we'll see how CMC "revives" ur offense if he even plays... or if Bananahands decides he wants to throw the ball a lot... I really hope JJ is okay because if he ain't... ... you might not make the playoffs...
Next week gets even better as not only is it gonna be my birthday, but we’re also getting a Tank Bowl between the Giants and Panthers, what make it so special? It's In Germany!
The funniest part of this week was listening to the NFL Network after all the games were done late Sunday night, and they asked who is the scariest team for the Lions to face in the NFC, and the dude on there said the Eagles and Nick Sirianni without a bit of irony/sarcasm/joking. It made me laugh good
idk why this was the funniest part of the video to me but the “you’re… going for it??” for seattle’s botched 4th down running play in OT had me rolling
The music choice for Miami vs Bills worked really well! Very nice theme. Congestion is no joke. Do what you need to do and good luck with feeling better soon!
The fact that Gayle Benson had to step in to do what Loomis never had the balls to do tells me that he’s not much longer for the organization. As far as control of football operations is concerned.
I'm not entirely sure giving the Chiefs 27 seconds with 3 timeouts and a mandate to score is really the best move. Ask Buffalo how that went with only 13 seconds. Though still correct with Siriani and I'm not sure with the Dolphins honestly.
just from watching the clips, I have to agree with Coach Jarrod Mayo, aka the former Defensive Captain of the team. The Patriots' defense has gotten soft as all hell.
My world is crumbling around me and sports are the only thing keeping me going right now (seeing your subs you don’t seem to align with me politically but I don’t really care anymore) but either way thanks Tree, I don’t know where I will be in a months but if I am still alive I can always count on sports and sports TH-cam’s to be their to help keep me going
Same here brother/sister, as a Mexican-American, I don’t know where the fuck I’ll end up in 4 years but we can only hope🙏but all I can say to you is remain calm, maintain your happiness as best as you can, and don’t let anyone bring you down Stay safe out there man✊
Please stay safe and remember that you mean something and that people love you. Do what you need to do and go somewhere safe if necessary. Even though it may seem bleak, there are good people out there who will help you. Don't do anything you cannot take back.
@@BoltPin_05I'm so sorry for what is happening and may in the future. I believe there is as much good here as there is bad. Keep living strong and take care of yourself.
I'm not a Bears fan but I appreciate Tree sounding *actually concerned* and a bit disappointed that they are regressing back to their usual selves. It would've been cool to see them keeping pace, *especially* in this year's white hot NFC North. Of course, the season's not nearly over but Eberflus is *some* handicap....
My voice is as congested as an all-out blitz by Brian Flores. Gotta love it.
You can take a break, have your editor do the voice for a game.
Did you get sick from getting the vaccine? I wouldn’t be surprised.
Really? Not that I could tell...still waiting on that NHL video...😅
@@atcraft1070I second this actually, special editor episode/segment would be kinda fun
Get a machine learning AI to mimic your voice for a video and don't say anything. See if someone notices.
Bonus LOLCOW of the week. From the Japan Series, the Japanese baseball championship, the Fukuoka (SoftBank) Hawks, who had the best record in Japan, took a 2-0 series lead against the Yokohama (DeNa) BayStars who barely broke over .500 and blew it by losing the next 4 games. They didn't score a run in 29 straight innings and got blown out in the deciding game. Now THAT is a LOLCOW!
Good God are they the Japanese version of the Padres?
I like hearing about NPB postseason. Nice.
@@notJCS It’s more like the modern Astros or Dodgers blowing a winnable series when heavily favoured
Pulled a Padres
@@notJCS Same old Japanese Padres 😂
So since next week’s Tank bowl is in Germany, can we call it Panzer Bowl?
Nien Er ist eine Leopardbowl
Boys und Panzer??
@@erikgustafson9319 Nein Es ist ein Leopardbowl
THEY ARE THE PANZER DELETE
BORN TO RETREAT
NEVER COMPETE
TANK DIVISION
Tree is reasonably fluent in German...we expect a full recap im Deutch.
The Tank Bowl is wild this year, we’ve got like 10 teams in the running😂
Welcome to Tank Season!
But only one can I get the first round draft pick!
Ultimate tank bowl this Sunday in Munich, Germany. Of all the games we could have sent them, we give them NYG vs. CAR. And we knew the game would be bad at the beginning of the year, too.
Yes, according to Tankathon, there are SEVEN (!!) teams tied for the worst record in the league at 2-7: Patriots, Jaguars, Saints, Panthers, Browns, Raiders, and Giants.
Two more are 2-6: the Dolphins and Titans.
In the words of Shaboozey, "Oh my. Good Lord."
@@powerofkits smart tho give other countries a underdog to be a fan of. Puts them in the football cycle smoothly.
"I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES" "THICK PICK" best kevin harlan lines I've heard so far
This guys delusional calling Green Bay a second class team and saying it wasn’t self inflicted wounds that lost them the game. This guy was clearly not watching the game when they had obvious drops.
“The guy is drunk! But there he goes! Now he runs the opposite way!”
I can't be the only one who finds Kevin insufferable
Dude’s a quote machine.
@@trexemperor7888 what's better then a Thick Pick? A Thick Pick 6. I pulled on off in College Football 25, it was glorious.
That play by Saquon, going to replayed over and over for years to come
What will be played more, Saquon’s jump or how much Hurts can squat?
The new version of the Bengals reciever Backflip to the endzone
Rightfully so
@@wilt3051 That was a frontflip, but yeah.
@@wilt3051ocho cinco??
Best part of the game besides beating Dallas: McCarthy spiking that Tablet into the ground and Dak getting caught on camera saying "We fucking suck." Couldn't happen to a better fanbase or owner. #HowBoutDemFrauds
I’m pretty sure we knew it over when we lost at home by 30+ and the defense giving up 40+ in our house but the dak and ceedee injury seal it for us and I’m not surprised at all with this our roster down from the owner to players look like trash
Where did the mean Cowboys touch you?
Bro, if you want to shit on the team, the coach, or Jerry, then by all means. They all deserve it.
Please, for the love of God, stop shitting on us fans. Every team has the loud delusional assholes that yell and scream and talk shit every time they get a leg up. Maybe we have a few more than most, but the rest of us are just here to root for the local NFL team. We aren't talking shit. We just want our team to do well.
By all means, shame the assholes when you find 'em. I like to give them a healthy dose of reality myself. But stop hitting the rest of us with strays.
@@ZabiEscarenoExist
I think at this point. A majority of Cowboy fans just want to blow up the team and restart.
It felt weird going through the "bring out yer dead!" segment, without once hearing a police siren chirp. Everyone was on their best behavior this week!
i miss the coughs from 2020 lmao
No jury duty, either!
Or hearing a Chinese Gong go off. That's usually reserved for the more recently unalived but weeks where no one was unalived, whether due to natural body aging or otherwise, have become pretty scarce over the past couple years.
@@grahamdamberger7130 Last week it went off twice, and one of them because of the death of a 1 year old child. That was super tragic.
I miss the "The Bloodlust of the Football Gods will never be quenched...Amen" at the end
Baker Mayfield's reaction to the coin toss result says it all. Overtime rules are wild
Literally soo stupid they both don't get the ball
@@Tzgrey77 The game is won via coin toss instead of the athletes who dedicate their lives to their craft. This happened between the bills and chiefs maybe last year in an absolute shootout and the ending was completely underwhelming because buffalo didnt get a chance to respond.
@@davidthosome623 First of all that game was almost 3 years ago, and because of that there is now a special overtime rules in the playoffs. Second, defence is a thing in the NFL, its not even unheard of to chose to kickoff in a 10-10 tie. And lastly like tree has said in relation to that very bills at chiefs game, "if you can't finish the game in 60 mins, there has to be a risk/consequence, and that is the coin toss."
@@frederikhalskovchristianse477Neither team finished the game in 60 min so let's leave it up to luck to decide, makes sense. Yeah teams should have defenses that stop a touchdown but both sides of the ball matter. If both teams have horrible defenses it's just a lucky coin toss that saves them. They should be complete on both sides of the ball and both offense and defense should have an appearance to decide the game, not luck
@@darthzhallThis is exactly why I think the “Should’ve done it in regulation time,” is such a weak argument. *Neither* team managed to win it in regulation. “Then the defense should’ve stopped them, then.” So should the defense for the team who won. Basically, play-off OT rules should be the standard OT rules.
If the argument is that you’re worried about time, here’s a solution: 1st and Goal at the opponent’s 35 or 40 yard line. Only one drive per team, only one timeout per team. If the first team scores a touchdown and a 2 pointer, the other team still gets a chance to respond. Most points at the end wins, if it’s a tie then it ends in a tie. Any defensive penalty that results in an automatic 1st down, such as DPI, doesn’t reset the down back to 1st down, but instead redoes the play at wherever the ball would be placed as a result of the foul. For example, if it was 3rd and goal at the 26 and DPI happened at the 5, replay 3rd down at 5 yard line. If it was instead a holding, 3rd down at the 21. Just something I came up with in 10 minutes of thinking.
Fuck it, it's been an awful week, let's call both games
Same bro at least sportsball makes us all happy
It’s been a great week
been a great tuesday!
You still got the rest of the week, make it good!
My team beat the post-Lions curse. I'm having a great week
1:40 the fastest I’ve seen a LOLCOW of the week be presented.
knew it was lolcow the moment I saw it. Thank god they won.
And no LOLCow for the Yankees?
@@waynefinnicumbb7218he has a separate video for that. His “congrats” video series for baseball
@@waynefinnicumbb7218 well he did make a congrats video for them already, so that’s probably it
Tree...from the bottom of my heart...THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO. I truly mean it, these high-quality videos are always a bright spot in my week and the amount of passion and spirit you bring into each and every segment is extremely admirable.
We gotta call Giants Panthers the Panzer Bowl
"cause I think Santa just took out the Pearson home. INCOMING!"
Panzerkampf
@@EstParum INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
(Pavlovian response)
And replace "Roundball Rock" with "Ride of the Valkyries"
My mom and I approve of this
0:00 I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES
1:01 Houston Texans vs New York Jets (Halloween greatness: It came from MetLife)
1:40 Malachi Corley wins LolCow of the Week
3:09 Las Vegas Raiders vs Cincinnati Bengals (Fraud Bowl)
4:22 Los Angeles Chargers vs Cleveland Browns (No other QB will save the franchise)
5:23 Denver Broncos vs Baltimore Ravens (Mass destruction of 400+ total yards)
6:30 Washington Commanders vs New York Giants (Out living the derp again)
7:45 Marshon Lattimore to the Commies
8:17 Dallas Cowboys vs Atlanta Falcons (Now I'm freeee. Free Fallin'!)
9:38 Jerry Boy's drama & Johnathan Mingo traded
10:04 New England Patriots vs Tennessee Titans (Tank Bowl 3: Spoiled Mayo)
12:16 New Orleans Saints vs Carolina Panthers (Tank Bowl 4: Excommunicated)
14:15 Dennis Allen is fired
15:21 Miami Dolphins vs Buffalo Bills (60+ yard attempt to wrap the season with a nice bow)
17:25 Chicago Bears vs Arizona Cardinals (Giving up by self implosion)
18:48 Detroit Lions vs Green Bay Packers (Kings of the North, performed by a hand stand)
20:00 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Philadelphia Eagles (Saquon's greatest recipe)
22:44 Los Angeles Rams vs Seattle Seahawks (Like clockwork, the season goes south)
25:53 Indianapolis Colts vs Minnesota Vikings (Did this game had to exist without the memes?)
27:24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Kansas City Chiefs (No fixation of OT rules, the bullshit continues to haunt us)
29:43 Injuries
thank you 🙌🏼
TANK BOWL 4 IS PATRIOTS VS TITANS
TANK BOWL 3 IS SAINTS VS PANTHERS
IT MUST BE AN INCORRECT SEQUENCE IN NUMBERING.
Fucking hero
Doing the Lords Work I see. Good man
That Rome Total War music is perfect when King Henry gets rumbling.
That "long Knives" reference is crazy Tree lmaooooooo
😲
what is Long Knives?
@@daniel_h02 look up "night of the long knives" in reference to a certain 1930s German regime
I didn't get it
@@daniel_h02 Just look up "Night of the long knives"
"Daniel Jones is the Millard Fillmore of quarterbacks" is a historical deep cut I wasn't expecting.
/show it off to Tom Grossi, and shame the former teacher for not making references to more Antebellum Presidents!
I don't think that the comparison is good cuz Fillmore had the White House's kitchen installed and Daniel Jones cannot cook
Best part of my Wednesday nights is hearing that "I'm calling both games!"
I needed this today. Thank you for pulling through Tree
Right there with you brother
Don’t we all
Awwww sad Trump won awwww
Why? Rough day at work? 😂
Imagine actually being upset that the economy and the country actually stands a fucking chance. Swear to gosh, you're all mentally unstable.
12:18 Getting to have premium seats to a tank bowl was one of the highlights of my life
PREPARE FOR A SUPER TANK BOWL!!!!! IN MUNICH GERMANY, BETWEEN THE GIANTS AND THE PANTHERS!!!!
@kendraftman I remember seeing that advertised a couple weeks ago and asking myself if they actually wanted football fans in Germany
18:32 "The Cardinals simply by existing caused the Bears fanbase to literally shatter into a thousand pieces yet again."
He described it perfectly 😭
I have Zero Sympathy for Bears' fans. I just heard another whiner again ask "Why didn't Getsy lean on Justin Fields' running ability?"
Gee, how would anyone know that definitely would work unless someone tried it & it succeeded? What games were those? Weeks 7-10 of '22 & weeks 11 & 14-17 of '23?
Gee... who tf was calling _those_ games? Getsy?
Then if he *was* the one calling those, _who tf_ *ended* using them? Waldron?
Eberflus has mentioned he meddles in the offensive play-calling to the extent that reporters never even bothered speaking to Getsy when anything was questioned. & like he's doing now, Eberflus was defending the play-calling: not his OC's play-calling: _the_ play-calling.
The only reason Getsy ever got a chance to call the designed QB rushes was Fields publicly accused the coaches of messing around with him. For 4 weeks after that, the weeks 7-10 game stretch they 'cleverly' stopped calling the Eberflus plays until this all blew over, then returned to calling them. I love how everyone dismisses those games as too low a sample size to mean anything when I use them to point out they were sabotaging Fields.
But then, as I said uses them not going back to that as evidence Getsy sucks. Y'all witnessed a very obvious effort to ruin Fields' career.
& you accepted this.
That Saquon hurdle was the most athletic play I’ve ever seen. It’s up there with Bo Jackson running across the outfield wall imo.
I still want the ref saying “fumbled the basketball” in the intro
I thought that was Collinsworth
@@jojijoestar7233 Nah, but you'd be forgiven for thinking so
When was that?!
1:42 - Lolcow of the Week already? A new record!
Fun fact, with the Titans win on Sunday, they went from what would have been the first overall pick to the 9th overall pick
Excellent news for the Giants
As much as the losing hurts, This has been coming for a long time. As this point you can't compete, so honestly the best thing you can do is to just keep losing. But with how slammed up against the cap the Saints are at the moment, that option might not be feasible. So they might be doomed to rot for a few years or more.
The Saints might actually be in a scenario similar to what the Brooklyn Nets were in for a few years after their super team failed, over the cap and they suck although with the Nets they also had literally no draft capital for at least 3 years.
Now I’m not sure what draft picks New Orleans has but if they can’t even get a couple decent players next year, they’ll be royally screwed just like the Nets were with being at the bottom and over the cap limit.
With the cap hell the Saints are in they might as well strip mine their viably tradable players. The only silver lining I can think of is that having Carr means they don't have to rush a rookie QB into service. They can be wholeheartedly dogshit for 2 years and not ruin a developmental QB.
Week 9 is in the books. But there’s also another thing to celebrate.
And that’s there will be no more of THOSE commercials.
Agreed. We can finally rest.
We can finally rest!! We made it
Based.
Yea but now we have to deal with the orange back as president
As someone who lives in a swing state, I'm more glad about not getting any more spam texts or calls.
One minor critique I wanna give tree is so far I’ve barely been able to make out the tank bowl titles. I liked those in 2020 and it’s nice that they’re here too but it’s really hard to see them in this format.
Womp womp
+100 for The Room reference.
"I did not hit her. It's BS. I did not demand a happy ending for the massage, I did not! Oh, hi Jameis."
I love how the "spooky scary" segment immediately died when Malachi Corley did his massive DeSean Jackson esque faux pas. Just hilarious.
The true highlights package. Calling both games. Sending in the tanks. Bring it on!
lol that Patrick saying “PUSH!!” On eagles 2pt conversions 😂😂
The Chiefs offense consists of 35-year-old Travis Kelce, 32-year-old Deandre Hopkins, and Kareem Hunt. Hunt is playing like someone who was robbed of at least 2 SB rings. The Chiefs are also getting Pacheco back so good luck in the cold weather come January.
Your are more bipartisan than the entire 2024 candidates. Thanks for everything.
The “here I come to save the day” song clip always makes me laugh. Editing is top notch😂
The falcons curse is broken. A 28-3 lead was held onto.
No no, there's been plenty of 28-3 leads held onto since SB LI. It's not broken until the Falcons either hold onto that lead themselves or come back from it.
The Eagles are literally the new version of Days of our Steelers lol😅
It’s not even the players causing drama this time too. That’s the strangest part.
They're the inverted Days Of Our Steelers, the coach starts so much public bullshit while the one of the most likeable offenses bails him out damn near every game. Something is strange in the Pennsylvania water systems
This week on Guiding Eagles...
Sportsball Week 9
Houston vs. New York J. (LOLCOWOTW) 1:01
Las Vegas vs. Cincinnati 3:09
Los Angeles C. vs. Cleveland 4:22
Denver vs. Baltimore 5:23
Washington vs. New York G. 6:28
Marshall Lattimore 7:44
Dallas vs. Atlanta 8:17
Jonathan Mingo (LOL) 9:38
New England vs. Tennessee [Tank Bowl] 10:04
New Orleans vs. Carolina[Tank Bowl] 12:16
(HC) Dennis allen Finish 14:14
Miami vs. Buffalo 15:21
Chicago vs. Arizona 17:26
Detroit vs. Green Bay 18:48
Jacksonville vs. Philadelphia 19:59
Los Angeles R. vs. Seattle 22:44
Indianapolis vs. Minnesota 25:53
Tampa Bay vs. Kansas City 27:24
Just what we needed. Sportsball. Better than the elections.
We return to This Week in Sportsball 2024 Edition.
We reach Episode 9: Getting Over the Hump.
One more thing, with how Tank Bowl is going to go, the bigger question is this. Who's going to get eliminated first?
My money is on the Patriots getting eliminated first. They couldn't even beat a Titans team that was a subject of the Post-Lions curse.
@@BackupPlans1 My money is on the Giants. They've been awful this season and give or take how things go, they'll be the first team out the door.
The Saints might continue the losing streak long enough.
I counted three "HOOOOLY SHITTTTT" sound effects this week. Keep em coming!
Considering how bad the Saints are… IT JUST MAKES THE FACT THE COWGIRLS GOT BLOWN OUT BY THEM EVEN FUNNIER 😂😂😂
TBF to a shitty team, the Saints have been injured to hell, and that seems to be ignored a lot (at least in terms of who's injured). They don't even have the players to pretend they're the same team from those first two games.
*_As a team with a bye last week, it’s been quite peaceful and entertaining._*
Oh, you mofos got Tampa this week and we'll see how CMC "revives" ur offense if he even plays... or if Bananahands decides he wants to throw the ball a lot... I really hope JJ is okay because if he ain't...
... you might not make the playoffs...
Steelers?
@@ginkamikaze2Tampa's defense isn't exactly great. Wouldn't be surprised if that was a shootout
Who else be refreshing TH-cam every Wednesday afternoon waiting on this 😂🔥
I need sportsball more than ever before today
Next week gets even better as not only is it gonna be my birthday, but we’re also getting a Tank Bowl between the Giants and Panthers, what make it so special? It's In Germany!
7:40 underrated joke : “where the hell are my long knives” I FUCKING LOVE YOU TREE ! 🤣🤣🤣
Bears and allowing inexcusable touchdowns to end the half. Name a better combo.
At this point, if I were Eberflus, I'd be exhiled to oblock, never to be seen again.
I really needed this video today. Thanks tree. Lots of love ❤️
If it’s for the reason I think it is, me too. Glad we’ll have sports for the next 4 years to ease the pain just a little. Hang in there, friend 🙂
@@greeneagles337Kamala lost dude, everything is fine.
@@PJxBuchwild Exactly!
It's a great day. America won.👌🇺🇲
@@greeneagles337 Cope
It's like the Patriots switched uniforms and moved to KC. Dinks and Dunks for everyone!
Sirianni is going to be the reason the Eagles are going to go one and done in the playoffs again and I’m here for it.
I needed this after a tough few days.
Cheer up dude, Trump won!
Grow up! I was disappointed in 2020 but I still had to put on my big boy pants and get to work.
IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!!!
I love that the tank bowl theme is just the entrance song for the New England Patriots now.
The best sports summary on the internet keep it up
“I’m calling both games!” Definitely need this video because tv has election stuff. 🤣
The Room reference, the brilliant "runs a concession stand in the factory of sadness" quote, and the best sound effects ever!
Long live the tree!
Jordan Love did nothing but throw INTs at Utah State. Why is everyone so surprised?
The funniest part of this week was listening to the NFL Network after all the games were done late Sunday night, and they asked who is the scariest team for the Lions to face in the NFC, and the dude on there said the Eagles and Nick Sirianni without a bit of irony/sarcasm/joking. It made me laugh good
5:18 - love "The Room" reference
I appreciate the commitment to the Grunty Industries music being the theme for the Browns and their factory of sadness
My week of football is not over until I hear “TANK BOWL!”
idk why this was the funniest part of the video to me but the “you’re… going for it??” for seattle’s botched 4th down running play in OT had me rolling
0:23 GO KNIGHTS GO
GO KNIGHTS RAAAAA
You know things are bad when the Saints losing to the Panthers didn't get joint LOLcow Of The Week.
Nick Sirianni wants to be Dan Campbell so bad.
At least Dan Campbell is rightfully loved. Nick Sirianni is an absolute hack carried by an elite talent team. They are 6-2 in spite of him right now.
The music choice for Miami vs Bills worked really well! Very nice theme.
Congestion is no joke. Do what you need to do and good luck with feeling better soon!
Next week: Tank Bowl (Panthers vs Giants) Panzer Squad
Annd of course we have to watch the giants play the cowgirls on Thanksgiving 😭😭
The Titans are the first team to survive the Honolulu Flu
The circus music for the Lolcowboys was perfect.
IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!
Tank bowl animations getting better every year.
7:42 So what I'm hearing is the Giants and Panthers are going to set the stadium on fire like it's the Reichstag
I love the Sonic 3 Circus music for Dem Boyz. Fits oh so well.
Get well soon mate. Keep on carrying on
The fact that Gayle Benson had to step in to do what Loomis never had the balls to do tells me that he’s not much longer for the organization.
As far as control of football operations is concerned.
Nobody going to tell him there's a left-sided variant for Ravens and Chiefs logos?
Not just 1, but 2 tank bowls in the same week? Christmas came early!
A Night of the Long Knives reference, damn.
Drake Maye Travis Hunter duo gonna go crazy
I'M GALLING BOTH CAMES
It’s the best time of the week
Surprised you didn’t say anything on saquon’s fumble being ruled a fumble despite being down by contact, was a very weird call
He had text on screen saying he felt coach sirianni deserved it
@@aceassn716oh goodness I must’ve been blind as a bat, thanks for pointing that out! And yea Sirianni does deserve it😂
Story of this week: Siriani going for two when he should have went for one, Bucs and Dolphins going for one when they should have went for two.
I'm not entirely sure giving the Chiefs 27 seconds with 3 timeouts and a mandate to score is really the best move. Ask Buffalo how that went with only 13 seconds.
Though still correct with Siriani and I'm not sure with the Dolphins honestly.
IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The Raiders Secondary: Not even once
Lolcow of the week: Penn State (Again)
We knew that was coming, though.
"Where the hell are the long knives?" Classic!
To everyone that reads this post:
You're a good person, and I hope you have a nice day.
Thank you Justice
just from watching the clips, I have to agree with Coach Jarrod Mayo, aka the former Defensive Captain of the team. The Patriots' defense has gotten soft as all hell.
Video start 1:01
The intro is one of the best parts! The video starts at 0:00
Video ends at 31:42
MVP
I think there should be a Legacy of Failure video regarding the state of Tennessee.
Grunty Industries!!! 4:33!!
Saquon EMBARRASSED my team's defense TWICE. I HATE THIS TEAM.
My world is crumbling around me and sports are the only thing keeping me going right now (seeing your subs you don’t seem to align with me politically but I don’t really care anymore) but either way thanks Tree, I don’t know where I will be in a months but if I am still alive I can always count on sports and sports TH-cam’s to be their to help keep me going
Same here brother/sister, as a Mexican-American, I don’t know where the fuck I’ll end up in 4 years but we can only hope🙏but all I can say to you is remain calm, maintain your happiness as best as you can, and don’t let anyone bring you down
Stay safe out there man✊
Please stay safe and remember that you mean something and that people love you. Do what you need to do and go somewhere safe if necessary. Even though it may seem bleak, there are good people out there who will help you. Don't do anything you cannot take back.
@@moonjelly5 real af, we must look after one another, especially during these difficult times 🫂
@@BoltPin_05I'm so sorry for what is happening and may in the future. I believe there is as much good here as there is bad. Keep living strong and take care of yourself.
@@moonjelly5 thanks man, that means a lot to me🥲and you bet I’ll take care of myself and be strong💪 💥
Matt Eberflus is just Dennis Allen spoken with a Chicago accent.
Drake Maye... HOLY SHIT!
20:22 I was PRAYING you would include the “Yahoo!” sound effect for that jump!!! 😂🤣
Needed this after the election, thanks PissTree
America won. ✌️🇺🇲
I'm not a Bears fan but I appreciate Tree sounding *actually concerned* and a bit disappointed that they are regressing back to their usual selves.
It would've been cool to see them keeping pace, *especially* in this year's white hot NFC North.
Of course, the season's not nearly over but Eberflus is *some* handicap....