This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Nine Edition (2024)

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  • @UrinatingTree
    @UrinatingTree  20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1045

    My voice is as congested as an all-out blitz by Brian Flores. Gotta love it.

    • @atcraft1070
      @atcraft1070 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      You can take a break, have your editor do the voice for a game.

    • @itzjakedawg
      @itzjakedawg 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Did you get sick from getting the vaccine? I wouldn’t be surprised.

    • @SuperCounterparts
      @SuperCounterparts 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Really? Not that I could tell...still waiting on that NHL video...😅

    • @WigglerMarioKart
      @WigglerMarioKart 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@atcraft1070I second this actually, special editor episode/segment would be kinda fun

    • @aidanwow1593
      @aidanwow1593 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Get a machine learning AI to mimic your voice for a video and don't say anything. See if someone notices.

  • @MatthiaGryffine
    @MatthiaGryffine 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1379

    Bonus LOLCOW of the week. From the Japan Series, the Japanese baseball championship, the Fukuoka (SoftBank) Hawks, who had the best record in Japan, took a 2-0 series lead against the Yokohama (DeNa) BayStars who barely broke over .500 and blew it by losing the next 4 games. They didn't score a run in 29 straight innings and got blown out in the deciding game. Now THAT is a LOLCOW!

    • @notJCS
      @notJCS 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +175

      Good God are they the Japanese version of the Padres?

    • @ShadowBaofu
      @ShadowBaofu 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

      I like hearing about NPB postseason. Nice.

    • @roryjamesoconnell
      @roryjamesoconnell 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      @@notJCS It’s more like the modern Astros or Dodgers blowing a winnable series when heavily favoured

    • @TheHuskyK9
      @TheHuskyK9 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Pulled a Padres

    • @napalmpudding
      @napalmpudding 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@notJCS Same old Japanese Padres 😂

  • @jonathanwhite5132
    @jonathanwhite5132 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +563

    So since next week’s Tank bowl is in Germany, can we call it Panzer Bowl?

    • @erikgustafson9319
      @erikgustafson9319 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Nien Er ist eine Leopardbowl

    • @Zalis116
      @Zalis116 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Boys und Panzer??

    • @epicchk4319
      @epicchk4319 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@erikgustafson9319 Nein Es ist ein Leopardbowl

    • @GurahkWeavile
      @GurahkWeavile 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      THEY ARE THE PANZER DELETE
      BORN TO RETREAT
      NEVER COMPETE
      TANK DIVISION

    • @rackstraw
      @rackstraw 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Tree is reasonably fluent in German...we expect a full recap im Deutch.

  • @samcochran29
    @samcochran29 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +464

    The Tank Bowl is wild this year, we’ve got like 10 teams in the running😂

    • @Headbanger142
      @Headbanger142 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      Welcome to Tank Season!

    • @TonyWilliams27
      @TonyWilliams27 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      But only one can I get the first round draft pick!

    • @powerofk
      @powerofk 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Ultimate tank bowl this Sunday in Munich, Germany. Of all the games we could have sent them, we give them NYG vs. CAR. And we knew the game would be bad at the beginning of the year, too.

    • @HaydenU
      @HaydenU 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Yes, according to Tankathon, there are SEVEN (!!) teams tied for the worst record in the league at 2-7: Patriots, Jaguars, Saints, Panthers, Browns, Raiders, and Giants.
      Two more are 2-6: the Dolphins and Titans.
      In the words of Shaboozey, "Oh my. Good Lord."

    • @ilovemy3subs628
      @ilovemy3subs628 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@powerofkits smart tho give other countries a underdog to be a fan of. Puts them in the football cycle smoothly.

  • @trexemperor7888
    @trexemperor7888 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +570

    "I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES" "THICK PICK" best kevin harlan lines I've heard so far

    • @itzjakedawg
      @itzjakedawg 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      This guys delusional calling Green Bay a second class team and saying it wasn’t self inflicted wounds that lost them the game. This guy was clearly not watching the game when they had obvious drops.

    • @frostedicepharoah7723
      @frostedicepharoah7723 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      “The guy is drunk! But there he goes! Now he runs the opposite way!”

    • @shpingshpong
      @shpingshpong 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I can't be the only one who finds Kevin insufferable

    • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
      @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Dude’s a quote machine.

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@trexemperor7888 what's better then a Thick Pick? A Thick Pick 6. I pulled on off in College Football 25, it was glorious.

  • @Dacaolition
    @Dacaolition 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +403

    That play by Saquon, going to replayed over and over for years to come

    • @jacobski4824
      @jacobski4824 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      What will be played more, Saquon’s jump or how much Hurts can squat?

    • @wilt3051
      @wilt3051 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The new version of the Bengals reciever Backflip to the endzone

    • @unicornsandrainbowsandchic2336
      @unicornsandrainbowsandchic2336 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Rightfully so

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@wilt3051 That was a frontflip, but yeah.

    • @merkocet
      @merkocet 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@wilt3051ocho cinco??

  • @forresttowns4995
    @forresttowns4995 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +167

    Best part of the game besides beating Dallas: McCarthy spiking that Tablet into the ground and Dak getting caught on camera saying "We fucking suck." Couldn't happen to a better fanbase or owner. #HowBoutDemFrauds

    • @AJ-nf3bn
      @AJ-nf3bn 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I’m pretty sure we knew it over when we lost at home by 30+ and the defense giving up 40+ in our house but the dak and ceedee injury seal it for us and I’m not surprised at all with this our roster down from the owner to players look like trash

    • @ZabiEscareno
      @ZabiEscareno 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Where did the mean Cowboys touch you?

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bro, if you want to shit on the team, the coach, or Jerry, then by all means. They all deserve it.
      Please, for the love of God, stop shitting on us fans. Every team has the loud delusional assholes that yell and scream and talk shit every time they get a leg up. Maybe we have a few more than most, but the rest of us are just here to root for the local NFL team. We aren't talking shit. We just want our team to do well.
      By all means, shame the assholes when you find 'em. I like to give them a healthy dose of reality myself. But stop hitting the rest of us with strays.

    • @vince11harris
      @vince11harris 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ZabiEscarenoExist

    • @TheRealKlausSchwab_
      @TheRealKlausSchwab_ 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think at this point. A majority of Cowboy fans just want to blow up the team and restart.

  • @ronarnold1507
    @ronarnold1507 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +194

    It felt weird going through the "bring out yer dead!" segment, without once hearing a police siren chirp. Everyone was on their best behavior this week!

    • @cylinrage1174
      @cylinrage1174 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      i miss the coughs from 2020 lmao

    • @Zalis116
      @Zalis116 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      No jury duty, either!

    • @grahamdamberger7130
      @grahamdamberger7130 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Or hearing a Chinese Gong go off. That's usually reserved for the more recently unalived but weeks where no one was unalived, whether due to natural body aging or otherwise, have become pretty scarce over the past couple years.

    • @victorleoncio1079
      @victorleoncio1079 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@grahamdamberger7130 Last week it went off twice, and one of them because of the death of a 1 year old child. That was super tragic.

    • @brownbelpois
      @brownbelpois 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I miss the "The Bloodlust of the Football Gods will never be quenched...Amen" at the end

  • @unjourdef2
    @unjourdef2 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +195

    Baker Mayfield's reaction to the coin toss result says it all. Overtime rules are wild

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Literally soo stupid they both don't get the ball

    • @davidthosome623
      @davidthosome623 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@Tzgrey77 The game is won via coin toss instead of the athletes who dedicate their lives to their craft. This happened between the bills and chiefs maybe last year in an absolute shootout and the ending was completely underwhelming because buffalo didnt get a chance to respond.

    • @frederikhalskovchristianse477
      @frederikhalskovchristianse477 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@davidthosome623 First of all that game was almost 3 years ago, and because of that there is now a special overtime rules in the playoffs. Second, defence is a thing in the NFL, its not even unheard of to chose to kickoff in a 10-10 tie. And lastly like tree has said in relation to that very bills at chiefs game, "if you can't finish the game in 60 mins, there has to be a risk/consequence, and that is the coin toss."

    • @darthzhall
      @darthzhall 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@frederikhalskovchristianse477Neither team finished the game in 60 min so let's leave it up to luck to decide, makes sense. Yeah teams should have defenses that stop a touchdown but both sides of the ball matter. If both teams have horrible defenses it's just a lucky coin toss that saves them. They should be complete on both sides of the ball and both offense and defense should have an appearance to decide the game, not luck

    • @MooneJay20
      @MooneJay20 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ⁠@@darthzhallThis is exactly why I think the “Should’ve done it in regulation time,” is such a weak argument. *Neither* team managed to win it in regulation. “Then the defense should’ve stopped them, then.” So should the defense for the team who won. Basically, play-off OT rules should be the standard OT rules.
      If the argument is that you’re worried about time, here’s a solution: 1st and Goal at the opponent’s 35 or 40 yard line. Only one drive per team, only one timeout per team. If the first team scores a touchdown and a 2 pointer, the other team still gets a chance to respond. Most points at the end wins, if it’s a tie then it ends in a tie. Any defensive penalty that results in an automatic 1st down, such as DPI, doesn’t reset the down back to 1st down, but instead redoes the play at wherever the ball would be placed as a result of the foul. For example, if it was 3rd and goal at the 26 and DPI happened at the 5, replay 3rd down at 5 yard line. If it was instead a holding, 3rd down at the 21. Just something I came up with in 10 minutes of thinking.

  • @lucykwiatek5159
    @lucykwiatek5159 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +680

    Fuck it, it's been an awful week, let's call both games

    • @joshuaremo922
      @joshuaremo922 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      Same bro at least sportsball makes us all happy

    • @crimson1million
      @crimson1million 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      It’s been a great week

    • @georgejohnson8674
      @georgejohnson8674 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      been a great tuesday!

    • @Kerry_claiborne1
      @Kerry_claiborne1 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      You still got the rest of the week, make it good!

    • @BackupPlans1
      @BackupPlans1 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      My team beat the post-Lions curse. I'm having a great week

  • @sonofmiriam
    @sonofmiriam 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +141

    1:40 the fastest I’ve seen a LOLCOW of the week be presented.

    • @evilkid31able
      @evilkid31able 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      knew it was lolcow the moment I saw it. Thank god they won.

    • @waynefinnicumbb7218
      @waynefinnicumbb7218 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And no LOLCow for the Yankees?

    • @sonofmiriam
      @sonofmiriam 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@waynefinnicumbb7218he has a separate video for that. His “congrats” video series for baseball

    • @SokuThePunless
      @SokuThePunless 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@waynefinnicumbb7218 well he did make a congrats video for them already, so that’s probably it

  • @bigLeb213
    @bigLeb213 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Tree...from the bottom of my heart...THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO. I truly mean it, these high-quality videos are always a bright spot in my week and the amount of passion and spirit you bring into each and every segment is extremely admirable.

  • @unfortunatefan6417
    @unfortunatefan6417 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +187

    We gotta call Giants Panthers the Panzer Bowl

    • @dnasty312
      @dnasty312 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      "cause I think Santa just took out the Pearson home. INCOMING!"

    • @EstParum
      @EstParum 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Panzerkampf

    • @SimuLord
      @SimuLord 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@EstParum INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
      (Pavlovian response)

    • @RatedRMario21
      @RatedRMario21 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And replace "Roundball Rock" with "Ride of the Valkyries"

    • @tylerlarsen1842
      @tylerlarsen1842 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My mom and I approve of this

  • @marco4103
    @marco4103 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +96

    0:00 I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES
    1:01 Houston Texans vs New York Jets (Halloween greatness: It came from MetLife)
    1:40 Malachi Corley wins LolCow of the Week
    3:09 Las Vegas Raiders vs Cincinnati Bengals (Fraud Bowl)
    4:22 Los Angeles Chargers vs Cleveland Browns (No other QB will save the franchise)
    5:23 Denver Broncos vs Baltimore Ravens (Mass destruction of 400+ total yards)
    6:30 Washington Commanders vs New York Giants (Out living the derp again)
    7:45 Marshon Lattimore to the Commies
    8:17 Dallas Cowboys vs Atlanta Falcons (Now I'm freeee. Free Fallin'!)
    9:38 Jerry Boy's drama & Johnathan Mingo traded
    10:04 New England Patriots vs Tennessee Titans (Tank Bowl 3: Spoiled Mayo)
    12:16 New Orleans Saints vs Carolina Panthers (Tank Bowl 4: Excommunicated)
    14:15 Dennis Allen is fired
    15:21 Miami Dolphins vs Buffalo Bills (60+ yard attempt to wrap the season with a nice bow)
    17:25 Chicago Bears vs Arizona Cardinals (Giving up by self implosion)
    18:48 Detroit Lions vs Green Bay Packers (Kings of the North, performed by a hand stand)
    20:00 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Philadelphia Eagles (Saquon's greatest recipe)
    22:44 Los Angeles Rams vs Seattle Seahawks (Like clockwork, the season goes south)
    25:53 Indianapolis Colts vs Minnesota Vikings (Did this game had to exist without the memes?)
    27:24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Kansas City Chiefs (No fixation of OT rules, the bullshit continues to haunt us)
    29:43 Injuries

    • @mothhann
      @mothhann 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      thank you 🙌🏼

    • @kendraftman
      @kendraftman 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      TANK BOWL 4 IS PATRIOTS VS TITANS
      TANK BOWL 3 IS SAINTS VS PANTHERS
      IT MUST BE AN INCORRECT SEQUENCE IN NUMBERING.

    • @Aaron-hb4wu
      @Aaron-hb4wu 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Fucking hero

    • @donovanbowman8157
      @donovanbowman8157 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Doing the Lords Work I see. Good man

  • @williamdavis2960
    @williamdavis2960 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    That Rome Total War music is perfect when King Henry gets rumbling.

  • @Kuzzy95
    @Kuzzy95 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    That "long Knives" reference is crazy Tree lmaooooooo

    • @samueldawkins
      @samueldawkins 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😲

    • @daniel_h02
      @daniel_h02 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      what is Long Knives?

    • @Kuzzy95
      @Kuzzy95 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@daniel_h02 look up "night of the long knives" in reference to a certain 1930s German regime

    • @soapsatellite
      @soapsatellite 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I didn't get it

    • @Wegetsu
      @Wegetsu 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@daniel_h02 Just look up "Night of the long knives"

  • @pikespeakaudio8898
    @pikespeakaudio8898 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    "Daniel Jones is the Millard Fillmore of quarterbacks" is a historical deep cut I wasn't expecting.
    /show it off to Tom Grossi, and shame the former teacher for not making references to more Antebellum Presidents!

    • @soapsatellite
      @soapsatellite 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I don't think that the comparison is good cuz Fillmore had the White House's kitchen installed and Daniel Jones cannot cook

  • @scottcarter8864
    @scottcarter8864 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Best part of my Wednesday nights is hearing that "I'm calling both games!"

  • @grantpoley5074
    @grantpoley5074 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +323

    I needed this today. Thank you for pulling through Tree

    • @brianbaker2884
      @brianbaker2884 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Right there with you brother

    • @benjaminrei1319
      @benjaminrei1319 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Don’t we all

    • @JohnWick-vh2qy
      @JohnWick-vh2qy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Awwww sad Trump won awwww

    • @jaywinston8517
      @jaywinston8517 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Why? Rough day at work? 😂

    • @HPol-g8x
      @HPol-g8x 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine actually being upset that the economy and the country actually stands a fucking chance. Swear to gosh, you're all mentally unstable.

  • @TheGtrman91
    @TheGtrman91 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    12:18 Getting to have premium seats to a tank bowl was one of the highlights of my life

    • @kendraftman
      @kendraftman 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      PREPARE FOR A SUPER TANK BOWL!!!!! IN MUNICH GERMANY, BETWEEN THE GIANTS AND THE PANTHERS!!!!

    • @TheGtrman91
      @TheGtrman91 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @kendraftman I remember seeing that advertised a couple weeks ago and asking myself if they actually wanted football fans in Germany

  • @nolanfischer4855
    @nolanfischer4855 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    18:32 "The Cardinals simply by existing caused the Bears fanbase to literally shatter into a thousand pieces yet again."
    He described it perfectly 😭

    • @ChewsCarefully
      @ChewsCarefully 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I have Zero Sympathy for Bears' fans. I just heard another whiner again ask "Why didn't Getsy lean on Justin Fields' running ability?"
      Gee, how would anyone know that definitely would work unless someone tried it & it succeeded? What games were those? Weeks 7-10 of '22 & weeks 11 & 14-17 of '23?
      Gee... who tf was calling _those_ games? Getsy?
      Then if he *was* the one calling those, _who tf_ *ended* using them? Waldron?
      Eberflus has mentioned he meddles in the offensive play-calling to the extent that reporters never even bothered speaking to Getsy when anything was questioned. & like he's doing now, Eberflus was defending the play-calling: not his OC's play-calling: _the_ play-calling.
      The only reason Getsy ever got a chance to call the designed QB rushes was Fields publicly accused the coaches of messing around with him. For 4 weeks after that, the weeks 7-10 game stretch they 'cleverly' stopped calling the Eberflus plays until this all blew over, then returned to calling them. I love how everyone dismisses those games as too low a sample size to mean anything when I use them to point out they were sabotaging Fields.
      But then, as I said uses them not going back to that as evidence Getsy sucks. Y'all witnessed a very obvious effort to ruin Fields' career.
      & you accepted this.

  • @dre3425
    @dre3425 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    That Saquon hurdle was the most athletic play I’ve ever seen. It’s up there with Bo Jackson running across the outfield wall imo.

  • @WildWilliamPlayz2
    @WildWilliamPlayz2 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    I still want the ref saying “fumbled the basketball” in the intro

    • @jojijoestar7233
      @jojijoestar7233 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought that was Collinsworth

    • @soapsatellite
      @soapsatellite 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jojijoestar7233 Nah, but you'd be forgiven for thinking so

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      When was that?!

  • @agent45625
    @agent45625 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    1:42 - Lolcow of the Week already? A new record!

  • @R2M_Productions
    @R2M_Productions 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Fun fact, with the Titans win on Sunday, they went from what would have been the first overall pick to the 9th overall pick

    • @ShadowFalcon19
      @ShadowFalcon19 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Excellent news for the Giants

  • @Saintmaster-uj8yj
    @Saintmaster-uj8yj 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    As much as the losing hurts, This has been coming for a long time. As this point you can't compete, so honestly the best thing you can do is to just keep losing. But with how slammed up against the cap the Saints are at the moment, that option might not be feasible. So they might be doomed to rot for a few years or more.

    • @lakerskid2013
      @lakerskid2013 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The Saints might actually be in a scenario similar to what the Brooklyn Nets were in for a few years after their super team failed, over the cap and they suck although with the Nets they also had literally no draft capital for at least 3 years.
      Now I’m not sure what draft picks New Orleans has but if they can’t even get a couple decent players next year, they’ll be royally screwed just like the Nets were with being at the bottom and over the cap limit.

    • @zaneseibert
      @zaneseibert 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      With the cap hell the Saints are in they might as well strip mine their viably tradable players. The only silver lining I can think of is that having Carr means they don't have to rush a rookie QB into service. They can be wholeheartedly dogshit for 2 years and not ruin a developmental QB.

  • @UHOH_415
    @UHOH_415 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    Week 9 is in the books. But there’s also another thing to celebrate.
    And that’s there will be no more of THOSE commercials.

    • @ethanbowman
      @ethanbowman 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Agreed. We can finally rest.

    • @theheelsynergy
      @theheelsynergy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      We can finally rest!! We made it

    • @borisvandruff7532
      @borisvandruff7532 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Based.

    • @WestCoastCheeseHead
      @WestCoastCheeseHead 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Yea but now we have to deal with the orange back as president

    • @warriyorcat
      @warriyorcat 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      As someone who lives in a swing state, I'm more glad about not getting any more spam texts or calls.

  • @kaiuche8640
    @kaiuche8640 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    One minor critique I wanna give tree is so far I’ve barely been able to make out the tank bowl titles. I liked those in 2020 and it’s nice that they’re here too but it’s really hard to see them in this format.

    • @GaminEmail
      @GaminEmail 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Womp womp

  • @VinceLyle2161
    @VinceLyle2161 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    +100 for The Room reference.
    "I did not hit her. It's BS. I did not demand a happy ending for the massage, I did not! Oh, hi Jameis."

  • @nightmare348
    @nightmare348 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love how the "spooky scary" segment immediately died when Malachi Corley did his massive DeSean Jackson esque faux pas. Just hilarious.

  • @lastsinnersa8002
    @lastsinnersa8002 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    The true highlights package. Calling both games. Sending in the tanks. Bring it on!

  • @187420666es
    @187420666es 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    lol that Patrick saying “PUSH!!” On eagles 2pt conversions 😂😂

  • @TheForeverRanger
    @TheForeverRanger 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The Chiefs offense consists of 35-year-old Travis Kelce, 32-year-old Deandre Hopkins, and Kareem Hunt. Hunt is playing like someone who was robbed of at least 2 SB rings. The Chiefs are also getting Pacheco back so good luck in the cold weather come January.

  • @erikgustafson9319
    @erikgustafson9319 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Your are more bipartisan than the entire 2024 candidates. Thanks for everything.

  • @jobojangles1332
    @jobojangles1332 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The “here I come to save the day” song clip always makes me laugh. Editing is top notch😂

  • @BigRedDragonFan
    @BigRedDragonFan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    The falcons curse is broken. A 28-3 lead was held onto.

    • @EthanNeal
      @EthanNeal 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No no, there's been plenty of 28-3 leads held onto since SB LI. It's not broken until the Falcons either hold onto that lead themselves or come back from it.

  • @brandonowens6879
    @brandonowens6879 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    The Eagles are literally the new version of Days of our Steelers lol😅

    • @jojijoestar7233
      @jojijoestar7233 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It’s not even the players causing drama this time too. That’s the strangest part.

    • @nirvanabutnomoreideas6534
      @nirvanabutnomoreideas6534 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      They're the inverted Days Of Our Steelers, the coach starts so much public bullshit while the one of the most likeable offenses bails him out damn near every game. Something is strange in the Pennsylvania water systems

    • @redpillfreedom6692
      @redpillfreedom6692 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      This week on Guiding Eagles...

  • @kennyallen6286
    @kennyallen6286 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Sportsball Week 9
    Houston vs. New York J. (LOLCOWOTW) 1:01
    Las Vegas vs. Cincinnati 3:09
    Los Angeles C. vs. Cleveland 4:22
    Denver vs. Baltimore 5:23
    Washington vs. New York G. 6:28
    Marshall Lattimore 7:44
    Dallas vs. Atlanta 8:17
    Jonathan Mingo (LOL) 9:38
    New England vs. Tennessee [Tank Bowl] 10:04
    New Orleans vs. Carolina[Tank Bowl] 12:16
    (HC) Dennis allen Finish 14:14
    Miami vs. Buffalo 15:21
    Chicago vs. Arizona 17:26
    Detroit vs. Green Bay 18:48
    Jacksonville vs. Philadelphia 19:59
    Los Angeles R. vs. Seattle 22:44
    Indianapolis vs. Minnesota 25:53
    Tampa Bay vs. Kansas City 27:24

  • @MegamanNG
    @MegamanNG 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    Just what we needed. Sportsball. Better than the elections.
    We return to This Week in Sportsball 2024 Edition.
    We reach Episode 9: Getting Over the Hump.
    One more thing, with how Tank Bowl is going to go, the bigger question is this. Who's going to get eliminated first?

    • @BackupPlans1
      @BackupPlans1 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      My money is on the Patriots getting eliminated first. They couldn't even beat a Titans team that was a subject of the Post-Lions curse.

    • @MegamanNG
      @MegamanNG 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@BackupPlans1 My money is on the Giants. They've been awful this season and give or take how things go, they'll be the first team out the door.

    • @latrombonista89
      @latrombonista89 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The Saints might continue the losing streak long enough.

  • @toeray5864
    @toeray5864 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I counted three "HOOOOLY SHITTTTT" sound effects this week. Keep em coming!

  • @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi
    @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Considering how bad the Saints are… IT JUST MAKES THE FACT THE COWGIRLS GOT BLOWN OUT BY THEM EVEN FUNNIER 😂😂😂

    • @osidiusemphatic
      @osidiusemphatic 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      TBF to a shitty team, the Saints have been injured to hell, and that seems to be ignored a lot (at least in terms of who's injured). They don't even have the players to pretend they're the same team from those first two games.

  • @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
    @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    *_As a team with a bye last week, it’s been quite peaceful and entertaining._*

    • @ginkamikaze2
      @ginkamikaze2 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, you mofos got Tampa this week and we'll see how CMC "revives" ur offense if he even plays... or if Bananahands decides he wants to throw the ball a lot... I really hope JJ is okay because if he ain't...
      ... you might not make the playoffs...

    • @Beegstation
      @Beegstation 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Steelers?

    • @Crush1084
      @Crush1084 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@ginkamikaze2Tampa's defense isn't exactly great. Wouldn't be surprised if that was a shootout

  • @cristianperez2644
    @cristianperez2644 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Who else be refreshing TH-cam every Wednesday afternoon waiting on this 😂🔥

  • @reviewer0418
    @reviewer0418 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I need sportsball more than ever before today

  • @voltingmaster5458
    @voltingmaster5458 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Next week gets even better as not only is it gonna be my birthday, but we’re also getting a Tank Bowl between the Giants and Panthers, what make it so special? It's In Germany!

  • @nwww4067
    @nwww4067 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    7:40 underrated joke : “where the hell are my long knives” I FUCKING LOVE YOU TREE ! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
    @thekingbarrelmaker7642 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Bears and allowing inexcusable touchdowns to end the half. Name a better combo.

    • @2049571
      @2049571 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      At this point, if I were Eberflus, I'd be exhiled to oblock, never to be seen again.

  • @Mustafa777.
    @Mustafa777. 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

    I really needed this video today. Thanks tree. Lots of love ❤️

    • @greeneagles337
      @greeneagles337 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      If it’s for the reason I think it is, me too. Glad we’ll have sports for the next 4 years to ease the pain just a little. Hang in there, friend 🙂

    • @PJxBuchwild
      @PJxBuchwild 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      ​@@greeneagles337Kamala lost dude, everything is fine.

    • @SCP344
      @SCP344 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@PJxBuchwild Exactly!

    • @spencertherren6806
      @spencertherren6806 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's a great day. America won.👌🇺🇲

    • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
      @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@greeneagles337 Cope

  • @richardfitzwell6579
    @richardfitzwell6579 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    It's like the Patriots switched uniforms and moved to KC. Dinks and Dunks for everyone!

  • @Maggot-ml3vz
    @Maggot-ml3vz 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Sirianni is going to be the reason the Eagles are going to go one and done in the playoffs again and I’m here for it.

  • @andrewpalmer8116
    @andrewpalmer8116 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    I needed this after a tough few days.

    • @NeverSaySandwich1
      @NeverSaySandwich1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cheer up dude, Trump won!

    • @seanharrison6719
      @seanharrison6719 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Grow up! I was disappointed in 2020 but I still had to put on my big boy pants and get to work.

  • @A.D.L.T.D.L.
    @A.D.L.T.D.L. 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!!!

  • @brumfeldo
    @brumfeldo 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love that the tank bowl theme is just the entrance song for the New England Patriots now.

  • @donphilp7511
    @donphilp7511 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The best sports summary on the internet keep it up

  • @Bklynkid52
    @Bklynkid52 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    “I’m calling both games!” Definitely need this video because tv has election stuff. 🤣

  • @imaramblins
    @imaramblins 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Room reference, the brilliant "runs a concession stand in the factory of sadness" quote, and the best sound effects ever!
    Long live the tree!

  • @whatjake7898
    @whatjake7898 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Jordan Love did nothing but throw INTs at Utah State. Why is everyone so surprised?

  • @gigaj2368
    @gigaj2368 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The funniest part of this week was listening to the NFL Network after all the games were done late Sunday night, and they asked who is the scariest team for the Lions to face in the NFC, and the dude on there said the Eagles and Nick Sirianni without a bit of irony/sarcasm/joking. It made me laugh good

  • @Lewis9700
    @Lewis9700 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:18 - love "The Room" reference

  • @RocketSly7
    @RocketSly7 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I appreciate the commitment to the Grunty Industries music being the theme for the Browns and their factory of sadness

  • @darealconman
    @darealconman 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    My week of football is not over until I hear “TANK BOWL!”

  • @tommycaprise548
    @tommycaprise548 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    idk why this was the funniest part of the video to me but the “you’re… going for it??” for seattle’s botched 4th down running play in OT had me rolling

  • @friedsammies9637
    @friedsammies9637 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    0:23 GO KNIGHTS GO

  • @lightning116
    @lightning116 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You know things are bad when the Saints losing to the Panthers didn't get joint LOLcow Of The Week.

  • @ElNiñoFonté
    @ElNiñoFonté 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Nick Sirianni wants to be Dan Campbell so bad.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      At least Dan Campbell is rightfully loved. Nick Sirianni is an absolute hack carried by an elite talent team. They are 6-2 in spite of him right now.

  • @mysteryinc6720
    @mysteryinc6720 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The music choice for Miami vs Bills worked really well! Very nice theme.
    Congestion is no joke. Do what you need to do and good luck with feeling better soon!

  • @daveatkins3796
    @daveatkins3796 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Next week: Tank Bowl (Panthers vs Giants) Panzer Squad

  • @Thee_It
    @Thee_It 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Annd of course we have to watch the giants play the cowgirls on Thanksgiving 😭😭

  • @JoeEsanderson
    @JoeEsanderson 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The Titans are the first team to survive the Honolulu Flu

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The circus music for the Lolcowboys was perfect.

  • @Spartan2723-ti9ws
    @Spartan2723-ti9ws 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!

  • @markw2016
    @markw2016 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Tank bowl animations getting better every year.

  • @shingofan
    @shingofan 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    7:42 So what I'm hearing is the Giants and Panthers are going to set the stadium on fire like it's the Reichstag

  • @alecksweee
    @alecksweee 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love the Sonic 3 Circus music for Dem Boyz. Fits oh so well.

  • @bobmcbill100
    @bobmcbill100 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Get well soon mate. Keep on carrying on

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The fact that Gayle Benson had to step in to do what Loomis never had the balls to do tells me that he’s not much longer for the organization.
    As far as control of football operations is concerned.

  • @IxDeepOne
    @IxDeepOne 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Nobody going to tell him there's a left-sided variant for Ravens and Chiefs logos?

  • @TheCbdudek
    @TheCbdudek 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Not just 1, but 2 tank bowls in the same week? Christmas came early!

  • @bobsnow6242
    @bobsnow6242 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    A Night of the Long Knives reference, damn.

  • @Kofa_sun26
    @Kofa_sun26 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Drake Maye Travis Hunter duo gonna go crazy

  • @TW-dv1im
    @TW-dv1im 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'M GALLING BOTH CAMES

  • @JackCallSports
    @JackCallSports 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    It’s the best time of the week

  • @benzoFE88
    @benzoFE88 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Surprised you didn’t say anything on saquon’s fumble being ruled a fumble despite being down by contact, was a very weird call

    • @aceassn716
      @aceassn716 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He had text on screen saying he felt coach sirianni deserved it

    • @benzoFE88
      @benzoFE88 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@aceassn716oh goodness I must’ve been blind as a bat, thanks for pointing that out! And yea Sirianni does deserve it😂

  • @patrickmcgowan696
    @patrickmcgowan696 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Story of this week: Siriani going for two when he should have went for one, Bucs and Dolphins going for one when they should have went for two.

    • @Orphim
      @Orphim 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm not entirely sure giving the Chiefs 27 seconds with 3 timeouts and a mandate to score is really the best move. Ask Buffalo how that went with only 13 seconds.
      Though still correct with Siriani and I'm not sure with the Dolphins honestly.

  • @TheSwagDonut43
    @TheSwagDonut43 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrGUnit27
    @MrGUnit27 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Raiders Secondary: Not even once

  • @blastonightfb77ryan86
    @blastonightfb77ryan86 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Lolcow of the week: Penn State (Again)

    • @VeilInfinity
      @VeilInfinity 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We knew that was coming, though.

  • @dougputhoff
    @dougputhoff 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Where the hell are the long knives?" Classic!

  • @JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons
    @JusticeForPottsvilleMaroons 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    To everyone that reads this post:
    You're a good person, and I hope you have a nice day.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Thank you Justice

  • @supersasukemaniac
    @supersasukemaniac 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    just from watching the clips, I have to agree with Coach Jarrod Mayo, aka the former Defensive Captain of the team. The Patriots' defense has gotten soft as all hell.

  • @oddballskull1941
    @oddballskull1941 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Video start 1:01

    • @MagicalBread
      @MagicalBread 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      The intro is one of the best parts! The video starts at 0:00

    • @ShadowA4
      @ShadowA4 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Video ends at 31:42

    • @onlycommentsonmobile
      @onlycommentsonmobile 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      MVP

  • @IDLESFan_2000
    @IDLESFan_2000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I think there should be a Legacy of Failure video regarding the state of Tennessee.

  • @skyclaw36
    @skyclaw36 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Grunty Industries!!! 4:33!!

  • @mdntctyvlcn
    @mdntctyvlcn 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Saquon EMBARRASSED my team's defense TWICE. I HATE THIS TEAM.

  • @HiImEden92907
    @HiImEden92907 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    My world is crumbling around me and sports are the only thing keeping me going right now (seeing your subs you don’t seem to align with me politically but I don’t really care anymore) but either way thanks Tree, I don’t know where I will be in a months but if I am still alive I can always count on sports and sports TH-cam’s to be their to help keep me going

    • @BoltPin_05
      @BoltPin_05 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Same here brother/sister, as a Mexican-American, I don’t know where the fuck I’ll end up in 4 years but we can only hope🙏but all I can say to you is remain calm, maintain your happiness as best as you can, and don’t let anyone bring you down
      Stay safe out there man✊

    • @moonjelly5
      @moonjelly5 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Please stay safe and remember that you mean something and that people love you. Do what you need to do and go somewhere safe if necessary. Even though it may seem bleak, there are good people out there who will help you. Don't do anything you cannot take back.

    • @BoltPin_05
      @BoltPin_05 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@moonjelly5 real af, we must look after one another, especially during these difficult times 🫂

    • @moonjelly5
      @moonjelly5 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@BoltPin_05I'm so sorry for what is happening and may in the future. I believe there is as much good here as there is bad. Keep living strong and take care of yourself.

    • @BoltPin_05
      @BoltPin_05 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@moonjelly5 thanks man, that means a lot to me🥲and you bet I’ll take care of myself and be strong💪 💥

  • @jrm78
    @jrm78 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Matt Eberflus is just Dennis Allen spoken with a Chicago accent.

  • @murrethmedia
    @murrethmedia 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Drake Maye... HOLY SHIT!

  • @thehumblemessenger5607
    @thehumblemessenger5607 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    20:22 I was PRAYING you would include the “Yahoo!” sound effect for that jump!!! 😂🤣

  • @nyetnyetcykablyat9483
    @nyetnyetcykablyat9483 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Needed this after the election, thanks PissTree

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm not a Bears fan but I appreciate Tree sounding *actually concerned* and a bit disappointed that they are regressing back to their usual selves.
    It would've been cool to see them keeping pace, *especially* in this year's white hot NFC North.
    Of course, the season's not nearly over but Eberflus is *some* handicap....