More Deadpool is what I demand if not the Deadpool nation shall have thous head on a silver platter Thank you have a nice day Sincerely, Ms.retzsuko Arvizu
It's pretty interesting how Mr. Wilson, the big red velvet muffin (to some Marvel fans) wore red gloves during the first ASMR pillow talk and wore black detailed gloves in the second one. :P
I did start taking to it, I thought it would be a comfort thing, but it’s Deadpool, I- shit, I literally deflated a little and then just laughed my ASS off
Deadpool:( being himself and talking about his day) Me:( just cuddling him and thinking "does adorable weirdo ever shut up" and gets thrown off at the end of this conversation)
Stop the “can’t believe you actually started talking to an audio file, you need therapy” I felt called out and so embarrassed, but I’m giggling so hard 😭
Why did my brain automatically go to murdoc niccals is that you?, when the guy came on the phone talking about the Asian named Henry Edit:yes,yes I wus going to talk to an audio *smile intensifies*
1. How the hell did you get in my home? 2. Why did you tell me that yaoi like story? (But I dont mind yaoi AT ALL.) 3. Dont call me "hot lips" (I think that's what he said?)
Yk I'm just messing around searching for random asmr for fun but I'm genuinely concerned I'm starting to unironically like them now- same thing happened to me with 100 gecs last year, I never forgave myself for that
![Deadpool Pillow Talk #2 [ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RZc7-4tp13M/mqdefault.jpg)
![Kylo Ren Seduces You To The Dark Side [ASMR]](/img/n.gif)
YOOOO IF THIS AINT ME AND MY BOYFRIENDS NORMAL PILLOWTALK
Awwwww
Right good voice dead pool
AHAHAHAHA
“Haha you need therapy”
Me: smile slowly fades
"Anywhore" what a mood!
I still can’t believe how good this is
Same
Professor x?!?!
ULTRON : there's only one path to peace...
watching asmr memes of asmr memes
Deadpool: I haven't fapped in six days.
ಠ_ಠ. well I may be a parody of dead pool nd joker but that is art that not even Bob Ross can beat the devil out of it
Spiderman: damn it wade
Wanna know what's common with me and dead pool WE BOTH HAVE PROBLEMS WITH OUR HEAD
@@CinemASMR I choked on my frickin hot dog when I read that
the 4th wall breaks 👌👌👌
Deadpool: Killed a filipino gentleman today
Me, a filipino: oh,,,wow
Isn't it philipeno or something? Idk I'm not good at geography
Dude how do you not have more subs? These are like my favorite things in the world
Thanks bruh!
The only dislike is Thanos,,
*stares at you're profile pic*
........... that's not a lotus child... that's a Lucifer child :v
*just hears the mention of rocket sockem and food* jesus christ, sounds like my childhood😂
Deadpool: Go on, tell me
Me: oh well today I baked cupcakes,
Deadpool: 3:08
Me: *complete rage and shock*
the forth wall break
love it
and i do need therapy and not for this-
spidey is the one who disliked
Tony and Chris as well as Bruce Banner disliked
Yep
The noises were Spidey
..... *he's jealous*
.......... *they're in the trees*
“Woke the f**k up” I died 😂
Deadpool: *half way in his story*
Me: Wade...Go the f*ck to sleep.
Basic pillow talk
It's not weird I feel so much better listening t ok these
*If my boyfriend doesn’t talk to me like this, then I don’t want one*
Not gonna lie I just listened to it like 20 times and still can‘t describe how Good it is it‘s just a masterpiece ❤❤❤
More Deadpool is what I demand if not the Deadpool nation shall have thous head on a silver platter
Thank you have a nice day
Sincerely, Ms.retzsuko Arvizu
Am I crazy, did you just say Any W-ore
1:30
sure did homie
CinemASMR XD oh my god, that's literally the best thing ever XD are you proud of yourself?
smiling from ear to ear :)
CinemASMR XD you made my day XD and I'm not just saying that.
This. This whole thing is way too wholesome ;-;
I remember seeing this when it came out on my birthday and it was the best gift ever
“Deadpool is cute” UwU
Love this, finally one with text i can enjoy
So much just happened within a few minutes 😭 (edit) OK THAT "YOU NEED THERAPY" WAS UNCALLED FOR
I’m too high for this OMFL 😂❤️❤️❤️
It's pretty interesting how Mr. Wilson, the big red velvet muffin (to some Marvel fans) wore red gloves during the first ASMR pillow talk and wore black detailed gloves in the second one. :P
4 years ago but im still listening to this because DEADPOOL 😩
Maybe I'll just have to do another one!
@@CinemASMR OH MY GOD PLEASE DO.
@@CinemASMR I'm a bit late to the party but please do another one !!! This was great
@@luchirimoya It's in the works, hopefully won't take much longer :)
@@CinemASMR ahhh yess so excited!!
“wAKE THE FUCK UP”
ten seconds in and i’m laughing my ass off
This so entertaining 😂 I love this
"I can't believe you started talking to an audio file. You need therapy" SHUT UP DONT EXPOSE ME IM TOO SCARED TO GET A THERAPIST 😭
This is brilliant
Be mine. Now. Pls. This actually reminds me of Deadpool and he is my comfort character
"What was I talking about?"
Ur gay? :v
"Wait, did that happen or did I dream it?"
I started laughing when the video started 😂😂
0:18 just had me laughing for the whole damn night. No cap, you are great at this. 👍🏾💯💯
"Gave him your number, is that okay?" NUH UH, YOU GAVE A CASHIER MY NUMBER?! HE'LL CALL ME AND TELL ME ABOUT THEIR RECENT SALES 😭
1:23 fucked off to the gas station is so real
YOOOOO! Did you get the story of plot generator?!
Maaaaaaaybe...
I use it all the time for a giggle, I could just tell and burst out laughing
I did start taking to it, I thought it would be a comfort thing, but it’s Deadpool, I- shit, I literally deflated a little and then just laughed my ASS off
God damet he broke the 4th wall S H I-
But, but
*You're* my therapy ;-;
Wow that is 10/10000000000 fanfic DP
Are you reading a wattpad fanfic, Wade-
HOLY CRAP THIS IS GOOD!!
“Killed a Filipino gentleman”
Me- *WHAT THE HELL NO IM A FILIPINO!*
Wow sounds like fun Deadpool
He asked how I was... I said I'm fine... How foolish I was to respond...
Bradly. The stuffed. Unicorn.
*inhale*
I’ll allow it
Wtf did I just listen to and why do I want more?
Deadpool:( being himself and talking about his day)
Me:( just cuddling him and thinking "does adorable weirdo ever shut up" and gets thrown off at the end of this conversation)
I loved how you put in the hew jackman reference because he played wolverine 😂😊
"haha you need therapy"
Me: yes i do, ha yes i do
I need more deadpool
"That's not an asian name!" Lmfao
“Nation” name, my friend
Bro he said "I'm board" bro I think you're high and I'm on that train
I actually started talking back being called out like this is so embarrassing LMAO
Stop the “can’t believe you actually started talking to an audio file, you need therapy”
I felt called out and so embarrassed, but I’m giggling so hard 😭
I'm dying in side
Lol best bedtime story ever!
I started listening to this in class AND MY FREAKING CLASSMATE SAID IM RED-
I need more. PLS
Wow Deadpool
This was great XD
NO COME ON I WAS INVESTED INTO THE STORY 😭😭😭 anyways i love Deadpool for his random rambles because I do the same shit-
Why did my brain automatically go to murdoc niccals is that you?, when the guy came on the phone talking about the Asian named Henry
Edit:yes,yes I wus going to talk to an audio *smile intensifies*
so beautiful 💕
Well you're perfect
Your Deadpool sounds kind of sounds like a fusion of Ryan Reynolds and John Kassir. :)
Who's Ryan Reynolds?
CinemASMR The charming and talented guy who played Deadpool in the two movies. XD
PLEASE WHAT WAS THAT WATTPAD 😭😭😭😭😭
Haha
This is so funny
"Wake the fuck up"
Hahahahhahahhahah
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Omg
His story time
Hahahahahahahahahahahah
I love this
when he said you need therapy I said yes I do
As do we all.
1. How the hell did you get in my home?
2. Why did you tell me that yaoi like story? (But I dont mind yaoi AT ALL.)
3. Dont call me "hot lips" (I think that's what he said?)
Is there a script?
Heeeeeeeelo. Here for round two 😤💕 how are you Deadpool?
I legit know an asian named Henry
ArT
Yk I'm just messing around searching for random asmr for fun but I'm genuinely concerned I'm starting to unironically like them now- same thing happened to me with 100 gecs last year, I never forgave myself for that
It's always the unicorn 🦄
*Asian Henry*....What??😂
Batteries not included
God damm it
X-men Beast Can you please tell him I really want to see how you do him he’s my favorite character 💙
I have to have hit rock bottom to be watching this.
Good news is it's only up from here on.
Lol
Why does this sound my ex?...
It isn't me. I mean him.
Damn if i could pay you on how much i love this video i would give you$200000 i would but i only have $3 😪😔