I bought a wife
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2020
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Risk it all from Bojack Horseman
Hold your ground scene from Game of Thrones
Blackjack quote from Futurama
Yeet audio by Dakooters
Rank of master scene from Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith
Giant woman scene from Monsters vs Aliens
Behold my stuff from Thor Ragnarok
Camel from One Piece
The game being played is Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord
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The horns sound, the ravens gather. An empire is torn by civil war. Beyond its borders, new kingdoms rise. Gird on your sword, don your armour, summon your followers and ride forth to win glory on the battlefields of Calradia. Establish your hegemony and create a new world out of the ashes of the old.
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord is the eagerly awaited sequel to the acclaimed medieval combat simulator and role-playing game Mount & Blade: Warband. Set 200 years before, it expands both the detailed fighting system and the world of Calradia. Bombard mountain fastnesses with siege engines, establish secret criminal empires in the back alleys of cities, or charge into the thick of chaotic battles in your quest for power.
Explore, raid and conquer your way across the vast continent of Calradia, making friends and enemies along the way. Raise your own army and lead it into battle, commanding and fighting alongside your troops in the thick of the action. Play the game the way you want to play it! Plot your own path to power in a dynamic sandbox adventure where no two playthroughs are the same. Create and develop your own character to match your playstyle. Progress skills by performing actions as you gain access to a selection of perks that represent your mastery of a talent. See the availability of goods ebb and flow in a simulated feudal economy, where the price of everything from incense to warhorses fluctuates with supply and demand. Turn anarchy to your advantage by being the first to bring grain to a starving town after a siege or reopening a bandit-plagued caravan route. Put your tactical prowess and combat skills to the test against players from all over the world in a variety of different multiplayer game modes, ranging from small-scale skirmishes up to huge and epic sieges with hundreds of players. Vanquish your foes using the game’s deep and intuitive combat system that is easy to learn but difficult to master. Take to the field of battle and experience the brutality of medieval combat in first or third person perspective with hundreds of on-screen units, each with their own detailed AI. Customise the game to experience an entirely different adventure of your own creation. The engine and tools used to develop Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord are being made available to the community, so that modders can re-interpret Calradia or create their own worlds.
#MountandBlade #Bannerlord #MountandBlade2 #Pongsifu - เกม
9 large for a wife ain't bad. If there's enough interest in this video then I'll make another when more content is added.
Pongsifu can I perhaps buy your wife I’ll trade you a pencil
I’ll trade you 20 turtles for a wife
@@dirpyturtle69 Hmm...that is a lot of turtles.
@@Raizoken0 I already got a better offer involving turtles.
Pongsifu okay how about a pencil and a giraffe?
"What are your intentions for my daughter?"
"9,000 dollars."
"Shiiiit that's all you had to say."
I am very dissapointed it wasnt 9k AND a camel for a daughter.
@@martind5653 Thats too much. Three daughters for camel alone.
Man drives a hard bargain
@@xxXXRAPXXxx3 camel toes for 1 camel.
645 men besiege a castle, one man runs ahead and kills the two people inside, 645 men still outside cheer. that's some monty python tier shit
Ahh yes, the ol' reliable pick up line:
"You down for some Tablut?"
Tablut and chill
How bout a round of Gwent?
The villager that only suggested 10 men? He set you up, 1000%. Shouldn't have been so damn cheap with the food Sifu.
The sounds of SpongeBob and Patrick dying, got me dying 😂😂😂
I bought a wife. First thing that is shown is a black guy and a camel...which is the wife?
Yes.
Yes
Souljaboy is obviously the wife
@@surgodt Might want to divorce that one quick
Imagine playing a medieval-set game and not knowing the word "javelin."
yeap, fuckin' uncultured swines (!)
A javelin is an anti tank launcher that shoots missles
@Erlan Morales: I mean technically you’re not wrong
@@quokka8292 your*
@@The_Riot you're is right. your is wrong.
Pong- "It costs me money daily to have men?"
Ahhh yes you're new to the gigolo game I see.
Your humour keeps spirits high and that keeps our morale up. Thanks dude, you're great.
" Equal rights"
LoL
After how good the kenshi videos were, mountain blade was inevitable.
r/boneappletea
monument blade*
Probably a rhodok
@@b0leg23 Mount&Blade*
That ending tho
We need Sequel for this
I have been a fan of you since you had like 30k. I love every one of your videos and use them as ASMR when I sleep. Please keep up the good work 🥺👉🏻👈🏻.
Just the day i was thinking about how it would be fun to have a Pongsifu M&B vid, what a coincidence!
50+ hours of game, for 16 minutes edited meme video? Now that's QUALITY!!
Pongsifu: *spells "Nobles" correctly*
Also Pongsifu: *"Nobels"*
The duality of man.
I gave your like counter the magical number 69 no need to thank me lol
Everyone since forever - write it as "cavalry," pronounce it as "calvary."
10:28 only watching now i noticed that's sponge bob and patrick screaming lmao
this man deserve more!! love all the video he makes
Congratulats on your new purchase man!
14:53 "I'm a strong independent clan" Lmfao
Yo Pong
We need more of this!
this is exactly how you should play a video game. Having fun!! keep it up good sir!!
Imagine pongsifu's youtube picture in a history book depicted as a ruthless warlord
"behold, my stuff" love the edits and the vids lol keep it up
I would love to see you play this game again since it's officially out now
You gotta get a weapon with longer reach man, you'll find horse combat much easier.
Keep it up! Your vids always make my day
Man said 9 large for a wife ain't bad lmfao amazing 😭💀😭💯
this was the most entertaining shit I've seen all week. Thank you
Quality content
the neo meme got me so good ahahah
I dont know why, but now I feel like eating some grains after watching this.
Your videos don’t make me feel alone 😃
It's always super fun seeing a noob playing m&b, so many things to learn
I love your channel bro, keep it coming. Just like what you're going to do on those housewives.
Loved the video!
Goddamn it Pongsifu, you troll with a picture of kairi. You had me geekin and I almost died on the toilet
First video I have seen of yours and it is top-notch! Made me laugh heaps and you earned yourself a sub :)
Literally every time Pongmaster uploads I have to wonder if he's doing a bit or if he actually has a stupidly impossible level of charisma naturally. Seriously, nobody should be able to be this interesting to watch and act like this in their normal everyday life.
Welcome back to form! I lol-ed, several times!
"I need an ability that allows me to run faster, because ive been chasing these looters for 3 days now"
-mustve not discovered the path finding skill lol
*five minutes later* discovery
What I love about your vids is that you don’t have to scream out something to be funny. I have binged your vids for almost a week and I still love rewatching them(^-^)
We miss ur vids i mean I miss ur vids, today's was hilarious
Can't believe Pong got the famous Tech entrepreneur who made Soulja boy console to collab with him.
He even gave me one to play Nintendo Switch games because they're sold out. What a cool guy.
The Dakooters reference was a surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.
When he says he's on a horse and the looters are faster than him, all I can think about is "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".
This man prays to Odin and Thor to win and lives like a badass Dane
I died when you mentioned your banner
What is the voice clip from that was talking about yeeting
Its from a video called "yeet" by dakooters
Dakooters
Dat ending~
3:50 The English term for that weapon is a Javelin. Probably the first ranged weapon humans ever used, if you don't count thrown rocks.
Ah yes quality content
Why run? You now have an heir for your glorious shenanigans.
Again another perfect ending
a valuable purchase
Long time no see my dude, hope u staying all good, and for me, im down at any game u play tbh, the only requirement for me is that u enjoy playing it. Cheers from a shithole-stalker place in south america! :D
The ending was what made me subscribe twice
Can't wait for the expansion DLC, the quest for Milk and Cigarettes.
That ending lol.
"Curved swords!"
YES! PongSifu + MnB
M&B, Dakooters, and Pongsifu is too much for me.
When he called Lucon loosen I lost my mind
6:38 legitimately scared the shit out of me
10:20 I'd be afraid of those odds if it was an anime game
Guts and Griffith vs 645 men.
How the hell i haven't seen this game before? It looks awesome.
It basically just came out. It's been in development for like ten years since the original game came out, "Mount and blade warband"
You’ve seen the whole game. I’d recommend waiting until the full release. Right now it’s a bit barren
@@danieltukua4527 It didn't come out yet
@@Seagull780 I know it's the beta but still, it's crazy how dedicated to making it perfect
This game gonna be done for another 5 years
Pongsifu is an artist
Hope you could make another video of this again. It's much better now. Well kinda haha 😂
Ycan tell he never played warband because he trusted the npcs suggested troop size
So far from the vids i have seen M&B 2 just looks like a graphical update of Warband i hope this isnt what ppl waited 10 years for.
"What do i need a sheep for? If i get lonely?"
*remembering american pie
_wait no_
Yup, it costs money to have men that’s called a “wage” and keep and eye on them or this so called “unions” might arise 😬
Don't worry if you have a "diverse" enough workforce you won't need to worry about unions.
Sofia Carapia I heard they don’t have wages in the south
i wish you get the subs and views you deserve
there we were 2 against a 1000.
Toughest 2 we ever fought.
BEHOLD! My stuff
this game looks so fun when somebody else is playing it
Budplugbanner ? Made my day !
"I gained a level for killing a fleeing man!"
*American police have entered the chat*
FREE LEVELS DUDE!!!
".. Don't worry, none of them were White!"
*Police breath sigh of relief and leave chat*
Your videos made me laugh xD
Hahaha that ending
Grain.
THAT ENDING BAHAHA
Lesson, don't let Pongsifu impregnate you
Magnificent
Tablut is this game’s Gwent it would appear
pongs troops are all larger fueled as fratboys on game day.. what did you think they did with all that grain?
Your videos make me jajaja amigo
the fucken caterpillar.....
the end of video i'm dead XD
good for you brother
the part with equal rights got me lol
Honestly I just got off work and it really sucked. I sat down just now and got this notification. Thank you, I really needed this.
damn i remember the days when you had 30k subscribers
14:11 Epic Genius! Nice shot! 🥰
download some mods my dude, this game is way batter with em, also more horses in inventory increases your travel speed.
Sumpter horses do not count as cavalry horses. You need a level 2 horse to employ basic cavalry.
Simphood raises to 100%
11:20 Skyrim Reference....😂💯
"I'm pregnant" welp time for war somewhere else