Auston (A Maple Leafs Parody) - Adam Jesin & Jesse Glowinsky

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE RIGHTS TO THE ORIGINAL SONG GASTON THAT THIS SONG IS A PARODY OF, NOR DO I OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE BACKING TRACK THAT WAS USED. ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO THE ORIGINAL WRITERS AND PERFORMERS.
Auston - Jesse Glowinsky
Leafou - Adam Jesin
Original Lyrics, Vocals, Video Production: Adam Jesin & Jesse Glowinsky
www.adamjesin.com/
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Audio Production: David Henriques
LYRICS
Auston:
Who does that goalie think he is?
He has tangled with the wrong Leaf.
Leafou:
Darn right!
Auston:
No one makes saves on Auston!
Glove side? Five hole...those usually go in...
I just couldn't bury.
Leafou:
More Gatorade?
Auston:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm pooched.
Leafou:
Who, you? Never!
Leafou:
Gosh it delights me to see you Auston
Shooting your favourite puck
All of the guys want to feed you Auston
Those goalies are just sitting ducks
Teammates and fans all adore you Auston
You're everyone's favourite Leaf!
We hope that one day you'll be captain Auston
Our U.S. born commander in chief
No one's slick as Auston
No one's quick as Auston
No one handles their favourite stick like Auston
'Cause we've waited so long to bring Stanley
Back to the streets of Toron-to
You can ask any Mitch. Jake, or Kadri
And they'll tell you who's team they prefer to be on
No one wins like Auston
Tapes their shins like Auston
In a fidget-spin match no one spins like Auston
Auston:
Yes my fidget spinner is exhilarating!
Leafou:
My what a guy that Auston!
So go bar down and wear a suit
The boys all agree that you are such a beaut
No one snips like Auston
Lets it rip like Auston
No one looks out the window on trips like Auston
Auston:
I'm especially good at my power skating!
Leafou:
Bauer skates for Auston!
Auston:
When I was a lad I shot 400 pucks
Every morning to help me get lean
And now that I'm grown I shoot 500 pucks
So I'm roughly the size of Sundin!
Leafou:
Oh my!
No one scores like Auston
Works the boards like Auston
No one wins rookie scoring awards like Auston
Auston:
And the Maple Leafs soon will be dominating
Leafou:
My what a guy!
Look at him go, that's our guy!
Austoooooooooooon
Oh what a guy that Auston

[@hannahkcd]

i keep coming back to this...and i love it every time

[@Balakey8]

Same

[@mckennaj-h8446]

Idk how I ended up here, but I’m glad I did

[@Shivani-lo5uq]

None of us do

[@frankpetizian1316]

Back to the streets of To-ronnnnnnn-to 😂

[@worstusername]

I didn't even make it to the song before laughing hysterically

[@tylerlittlejohns7306]

Never knew I needed this until now

[@emilylynen1423]

The mood after this year's 60 goals and heading into round one at home with Tampa!

[@krazykraig2791]

Keep up them leafs songs we’ll need for the playoffs this year

[@jacobosborne1982]

Krazy kraig #GOLEAFSGO

[@arseniclemonade3335]

Krazy kraig hehe. Go Boston

[@angiemassis967]

They already lost:(

[@alexgiggles5025]

Jacob Osborne y’all going to th wild card.

[@ahlgrens901]

Holy shit! I'm not a maple fan or anything..just passing by listening to funny songs, but the editing in this video is next level amazing! Just wish Auston was half as good ;D

[@calebmiller0516]

My family listens to this before every game I have a 2 and a 5 year old and they can sing every word

[@jesseglowinsky]

Caleb Miller love it!

[@coolrunnings414]

That's adorable!

[@thatguyjomo1351]

Back for another year

[@dayfree7]

ausTON

[@kyledechau5955]

"Those goalies are just sitting ducks."

[@Blancior-id1um]

I LOVE MAPPLE LEAFS FOREVER

[@tysongroves1782]

Your so Good at parody’s can you do more blue jays parodys

[@jacobosborne1982]

Tyson Groves ya but also leafs still

[@tysongroves1782]

Jacob Osborne Yeah

[@kelliemoon2796]

Mitch is my favorite Leaf... then Morgan and soon it will be Tavares.

[@odellsky436]

Aus-stawn

[@IanMcCutch16]

No more Bauer skates for Auston

[@mcleafsfan9135]

0:16 If there was a remastered version of this, gatorade with be switched with biosteel or prime. Most likely the latter.

[@jonnyswab12]

Fantastic as always bro.

[@yoguy2k7]

Well this is just delightful.

[@jabelevators5525]

Those goalies are just sitting ducks hahaha 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darwn977]

Great work

[@benmcintosh2218]

It sounds like Olaf

[@garethgeldenhuys7733]

So good

[@dereklangan8180]

owwww LEAFS 2022

[@fdannn6926]

Spectacular.

[@vincenzoprior4037]

very creative !!! its awesome

[@dayfree7]

fuckin brilliant

[@krysa8538]

Omg in love with this video❤❤❤

[@isamalik5128]

This is great

[@samueldanche5203]

Awesome I love austin and nice to put sundin in the video

[@krysa8538]

Awesome! Might cover this song or the Blue Jays song 💙🔥

[@capitalsfan7413]

Im a Penguins fan. But i also love Auston and the Maple Leaves

[@Balakey8]

*Leafs

[@capitalsfan7413]

Thanks lol

[@tai2230]

No one chokes like Auston.

[@tml4e1]

Do a Carey Price parody

[@colefahey9032]

Bravo

[@amandajohnston508]

Luv it!!!

[@citizenshane8932]

This should have got way more attention. We’re gonna pounce some Panthers 🐆 tonight. Go Leafs Go!!!

[@mckennaj-h8446]

Not this Leaf fans favourite player. My favourite is Andersen

[@livpenwell5120]

McKenna J-H SAME HERE

[@ruqayahrahaman1047]

Auston

[@citizenshane8932]

Auston has been my favorite player but you can’t have him without Mitch and vice versa. JT is obviously beloved, Rielly is solidified, wish we kept Kadri, MeLander is finally starting to do what he’s paid to do, Anderson is an incredible netminder, Kapanen is reliable, Muncin & Barrie need to step it up, we have so much talent yet we keep coming up with these miraculous wins like the other night in Tampa. Nobody’s protecting Auston, JT or Mitch, feel like #2 needs to take on more of an enforcer role but regardless we need someone to protect our stars. #34 is gonna head to Phoenix after his contract is up for obvious reasons but he might stay if he knew he was properly being taken care of by our 3rd and 4th liners. He should not be taking the hits and injuries he’s been taking. Hyman almost always shows up to play. Keefe needs to find the chemistry behind the bench cause Dubas left all the weight to hinge on a young group of players which isn’t fair to them at all. We’re not gonna go far playing this style of hockey. Go Leafs Go!!!

[@masonpearson2867]

Sure bud

[@ruqayahrahaman1047]

HAHAHA

[@raphaelgritter665]

More Gatorade no I'm pushed you NEVER

[@tanyabaranoski1748]

AustOn??

[@jay3391]

LOL

[@jabelevators5525]

AusTONE lol go leafs

[@arceusthecreator9746]

I have wonderful news! They lost. AND THE LIGHTNING ARE AGAIN CHAMPIONS and this song is fruity.

[@jackcyperling5566]

He's not going to be captin

[@gino7492]

Add to playist

[@codytube2764]

Hel ya

[@cartermurph9896]

go leafs boys

[@kaidzz8721]

John Tavares is C

[@taylorboissoneau7917]

McDavid parody plz

[@ldaws-3912]

wtf did i just watch..

[@alyssa_1320]

Auston’s CUTE😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@sethvandenbrink4425]

Alyssa_ 13 not his moustache!!

[@robertoorrego4374]

Last

[@davidgraney3413]

Ya know a lot of parody songs and stupid riffs come off as annoying or dumb. This one here though is something funny as all hell that is also catchy. Whenever I see Mathews scoring on ESPN highlights this song instantly comes to mind

[@mckennaj-h8446]

Not my favourite Leaf

[@Ali_Abdurahman]

Auston Matthews is the best NHL player ever

[@taylorboissoneau7917]

Do a McDavid parody

[@robertjacobs2188]

He lives in Toronto

[@chanteldammeier870]

Savannah is the best 👌 for you

[@justinthenickoftime807]

Noone can drop his pants like auston..or get thier coach canned like auston nooooooo onnnneeee lol

[@tysongroves1782]

First

[@hoodini1328]

No one is overrated like Auston

[@Alex-mp1ef]

Found the Laine fan

[@vasilimelissis711]

Lolololololololol

[@ocarinamonkey1708]

Laine > Matthews all day Matthew is injury prone bust

[@brandonfaro5231]

Playoff pump up song plz!!

[@njesin]

Just released

[@finlandstronk6286]

komarov and kapanen are better :D

[@ultimate2105]

finland stronk are u nuts

[@austonsplatpoo1705]

ultimate 210 he loves his fins nothing wrong with that

[@nikehlers276]

Laine better

[@manningiam6629]

Tavares is better

[@jabelevators5525]

That actually makes sences

[@ColeBeckVideos]

Ugh this sounds trash