Micropenis! (Official Lyric Video)

Well, I may not be the biggest, that’s alright,
But I’ve got a little secret that’s outta sight,
They say size matters, but I’m here to boast,
It’s not what you’ve got, it’s how you use it most!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty, don’t you see?
I’m small in the pants but big in glee,
You can laugh all you want, but here’s the truth,
I’m packing more fun than a long lost youth!
In the bedroom, things get tight,
But I bring the thunder every night,
What I lack in length, I make up in charm,
Who needs a footlong when you’ve got warm arms?
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty, don’t you see?
I’m small in the pants but big in glee,
You can laugh all you want, but here’s the truth,
I’m packing more fun than a long lost youth!
So don’t judge a man by the size of his tool,
It’s the motion of the ocean, not the length of the pool,
I’ve got confidence, I’ve got the groove,
Let’s turn on the music and make it smooth!
In the locker room, I hear the jokes,
But I’ve got the last laugh, folks,
What’s tiny to you is just right to me,
Cause I’m living large, feeling carefree!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty, don’t you see?
I’m small in the pants but big in glee,
You can laugh all you want, but here’s the truth,
I’m packing more fun than a long lost youth!
So here’s to all the guys who feel the same,
We might be small, but we own the game,
Tiny but mighty, that’s how we roll,
With a heart full of love and a big ol’ soul!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty, don’t you see?
I’m small in the pants but big in glee,
You can laugh all you want, but here’s the truth,
I’m packing more fun than a long lost youth!
Micropenis! Tiny but mighty, don’t you see?
I’m small in the pants but big in glee,
You can laugh all you want, but here’s the truth,
I’m packing more fun than a long lost youth!