You can run from 2020 or you can embrace it. Enjoy. Btw, I didn't tell the golds to be sexist, they really went for their role as the villain in this. Maybe they were the real simps this whole time...
I just watched a grown man playing a car soccer game hiring e-girls to play with him. A car soccer game. Then he play against golds with Pros. That’s the content I subscribed for.
@@calebfinamore she did say 900 on that account and another account with 300, so 1200 total. But yeah, depends how frequently you play. I've done 800 hours now and am c1-ish, but that's since RL came out, if someone did 800 in one year they would probs be GC
Of course he has to get his wife's permission, for everything. The system is stacked against him. He could lose half his shit and pay alimony forever if she doesn't like something. And don't get me started on children. Getting Married is dangerous for men in the 21st century.
@@evm7368 definitely. But I think hours to rank is a better judge of whether someone's 'trash' or not tbh. Especially for lower ranks. When you're getting up to the really high ranks everyone's just grinding for hundreds/thousands of hours anyway.
I still can't believe how fucking stupid/sexist gamers can act when they know there's a girl playing with them. I guess they were joking but no one's gonna find that funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Edit : warning, incels below
I kinda want to see sunless and his wife vs FluuMP and his wife in challenges, like winning a game together in ranked, RL bingo, and doing a 2v2 showmatch against each other. It would literally be a rocket league double date.
I'd want to see that but make it to where only the wives can score but they can pass and coach. That's for the 2v2 showmatch though. Both can score in a ranked game.
I had to rewind the beginning because I thought I missed the part where you had JSTN using a voice changer pose as one of the e-girls. Didii is really good!
Is anyone freaking hyped how quickly Sunless has grown since Rocket league went free to play? He's gained like 300 thousand+ in subs the last month! Its insanely awesome! and he gets like 1 million views per video in only a few days! hes such an anesome guy and deserved this! im really happy for him lol
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You can run from 2020 or you can embrace it. Enjoy.
Btw, I didn't tell the golds to be sexist, they really went for their role as the villain in this. Maybe they were the real simps this whole time...
No
Hi
Nice video bro!
fifth
-.-
“almost 1 million subscriber mertzy”
ouch.. 😔
Legend has it if you're soon enough MERTZY will reply
Rip
@@wolfattackz187 no, stfu
Lol and I'll still not sub to you
Dw Mertzy you’re my fav TH-camr and I subbed ❤️. But jeez those ankle breaks are nasty tho
“The golds are ready”
That is the scariest thing I’ve ever heard
Facts
sounded like he was talking about some really sick creatures coming straight from hell...
sweating begins!
"But with my wife's permission..."
What a save!
I didn’t know he was married
@@lew1stt_ yeah. You even see his wife in some videos. They also have a dog
60 points for that one
You also see his 3 beautiful children in one video. Hard to believe his oldest is almost 12.
hi
"Rizzo? Who's that?"
"He's my dad"
Can confirm, Rizzo's my dad too.
He's everyones
our*
ok cousin!!!!!!!
@@anythinganeverythingclips why
Oh so your my grandson
Jesus sunless...you are going super insane and I love it.
Hey jon!
Helloooo
its jon sandman!!
I think its about time you make one of these kinda vids John. Much love btw ❤️
Wassup homie
This is the content we never knew we needed but damn, it's great
Pogu
I got 159 of the key caps for the spooky hoodie easy
It’s shit and rocket league is the most boring ass game topic to have in a youtube channel.
@@suave605 then why don’t you get lost
@@suave605 then why are you here?
Next: I adopted two children and made them 1v1 in rocket league for their life
Lol
Or for food
Bruh
thanos be like
ayo sunless write this one down
I just watched a grown man playing a car soccer game hiring e-girls to play with him. A car soccer game. Then he play against golds with Pros. That’s the content I subscribed for.
lmao sunless extra high when he thought this one up
That's fucking content mateeee
I'm dead!!! xD
Who even play this game, soccer with cars? that's so stupid. /s
"DiDi was emerging as the alpha e-girl"
KING DEEDEE
KINF+G DEEEDEEE
Can someone translate the video in english
@@tahyriatas but the video is in english tho
Exactly
Other wife's: my husband is a heart surgeon
Sunless's wife: my husband plays car soccer for a living
He also owns a Burger King franchise. He probably makes 75% of his income from that.
Sunless's REAL wife: my husband pays girls on the internet to play video games with him.
Sunless: "Steal goals, and ball chase..."
*Sizz has entered the chat*
lmaaoooo
Guess who's more loved😂
Kayseh: I’m literally always MVP
Also Kayseh: gets eliminated first round
He was such a douche bag
So literally, not metaphorically?
Was his voice real tho ?
Should've let them make their e-cars first missed opportunity 😂
Bruh your picture. Ngl people that used that tended to be thundercunts
THIS MAY BE THE GREATEST TH-cam TITLE OF ALL FREAKING TIME
If you're 12
eh
*this may be the greatest TH-cam video of all freaking time
I personally think that the title “I flooded the toilet at chipotle” is better
I personally think that the title, “Moby Huge Olympics”, is better.
"So, what happens now"
"That's it, it's over"
"Oh"
Content
Sunless: "Why is here someone called havingfunondisacc I just noticed that"
Mertzy: "imagine having fun on rocket league"
mood
Gc things
You dont get his remark desil.
I felt that and I’m only d2
Thank you I watched the video too.
Didii: "I'm not tryharding!"
Also Didii: *Has diamond player banner and plays like a grand champ.*
Yo.. sorry to break it to you, but I am GC haha. The banner is just for memes :P Also, I wasnt!
@@didiigr6594 damn troll
@@didiigr6594 gc in 900 hours?? I have 800 and I’m legitimately in Diamond
@@didiigr6594 10 hours ago
@@calebfinamore she did say 900 on that account and another account with 300, so 1200 total. But yeah, depends how frequently you play. I've done 800 hours now and am c1-ish, but that's since RL came out, if someone did 800 in one year they would probs be GC
The fact that he asked for his wife’s permission. Good job sunless
who said he needs permission ;)
pretty cringe actually
@@tibso. how is that cringe
Good job at being a wuss
With my wife’s permission😂😂😂😂😂
at least he checked
But then proceeds to 18:43 and simps some more
Mr. Pilgrim?
HE HAD ME IN THAT 😂😂
Of course he has to get his wife's permission, for everything. The system is stacked against him.
He could lose half his shit and pay alimony forever if she doesn't like something. And don't get me started on children.
Getting Married is dangerous for men in the 21st century.
“I can’t musty but I can breezi ocassionally” 😂😂
@@anythinganeverythingclips stfu
why did he out me like that xd
@@anythinganeverythingclips what's 4/K mean?
@@anythinganeverythingclips HOW ARE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO???
LMFAOOO
This “Mertzy” guy should start a TH-cam channel.
nah he never would get the subcriber count to be a real youtuber
He has a channel with 600 thousand subscribers
@@angelbenavides7851 @didntgetthejoke
@@angelbenavides7851 And he got 900k not 600 lol
What are you guys talking about, since when did he have so much subs, he recently started with 20 subs? Y’all having visions
Thanks for having me. I had so much fun
dirty
Me: thinking all of them are trash
Didii: So you have thought wrong
1200 hours for diamond though 😬
@@itsnottimetostop4462 hey now, it's okay to have a lot of hours and still be a casual player
my ping was fuuuuucked :(
@@itsnottimetostop4462 Me over here d1 in 3v3 at 1200 hours :(
@@evm7368 definitely. But I think hours to rank is a better judge of whether someone's 'trash' or not tbh. Especially for lower ranks. When you're getting up to the really high ranks everyone's just grinding for hundreds/thousands of hours anyway.
Girls: “So what are we?”
Sunless:..... that’s it
fr 😂
This “Mertzy” guy should start a TH-cam channel.
@@bryantubbs1695 yah that would be sick
I love how the whole time, the golds just went "awooga, women."
I still can't believe how fucking stupid/sexist gamers can act when they know there's a girl playing with them. I guess they were joking but no one's gonna find that funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Edit : warning, incels below
@@SwainixFPV awooga women
@@brochiing4295 im literally crying rn im fucken on my knees in tears idky thats so funny
@@SwainixFPV ur overreacting
@@brochiing4295 I'm a guy, I'm just going off what my gf has told me when she plays online games with voip
"I've never 'not' gotten mvp so"
"I can't musty but I can breezi"
😂**proceeds to get eliminated first round.**
lmao that was some serious low plat energy
Didi is low key insane :0
From the plays, I'd say high champ to early GC.
Khan: With my wife’s permission I bought 6 e-girls
Lmao
Close one!
Rocket League Content 2 years ago: Guess the rank!
Rocket League Content Now: EgIrLs AnD EbOyS FiGhTiNg
Changed alot eh?
I like the direction this is going
@@aidengregg1844 Same, guess the rank got a bit old after a while. I like content that is uniquely stupid yet comedically ingenious.
there's in insane difference between how boys name their accounts and girls.
Boys and girls are different. Who would have known.
Hands down died laughing when he kept typing and deleting and decided on “hey” lmfao this is gold
Be honest sunless this was just a way to convince your wife that you talking to egirls was for a video
getting caught playing with e girls at 4 am is a very good reason for this video
The old "it's for a video" trick. I see you sunless lol
"Imagine having fun on Rocket League" is the best comment in this video!!
DIDI: jaynaps I called him jaydens
Me: either this girl is making this up to simp or she can’t pronounce names
He goes from " I like long walks in the beach" uhhhhhhh..... " I'm a GC in Rocket league😂
“I enjoy long walks on the beach uhhhhhh
i’m a gc in roc-“
"Which youtuber is going to win today"
"Rizzo"
"Who's that"
*Unprovoked Screaming*
I kinda want to see sunless and his wife vs FluuMP and his wife in challenges, like winning a game together in ranked, RL bingo, and doing a 2v2 showmatch against each other. It would literally be a rocket league double date.
Not Fluump... pls
I'd want to see that but make it to where only the wives can score but they can pass and coach. That's for the 2v2 showmatch though. Both can score in a ranked game.
Ain’t no one want to see Fluump anymore.
@@hardfugoo1 why
@@hardfugoo1 did fluump do a bad?
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Sunless: Super Simp Championship League
0:52 sunless just absolutely overthinking how to dm someone
is it just me or were the "not sunless" people unironically simping
Lil bit of both ;)
I assumed it was ironic simping
@@jesuisahmedn glad someone noticed 😂 I was really tryna nail the stereotype
Is noboyd going to talk about the fact Didii almost beat Rizzo?
Rizzo was having fun, didn't go full sweat mode, otherwise he would prob have over 1000 pts
She is pretty good but let's be honest she won't be able to beat Rizzo even if she try harded and Rizzo was chilling wasn't playing seriously
Rizzo wasn’t really serious tho, but still impressive ngl
@@AMabud-lv7hy yep agreed i can never attain that level even if I tried for years straight
“With my wife’s permission, I made it through this stage”. Now the real question is if I believe sunless or not
"I've never 'not' gotten mvp so"
"I can't musty but I can breezi"
😂*proceeds to get eliminated first round.*
Simps: ‘Wow I wish I could play with e-girls’
Me: WHY DIDN’T THINK OF NAMING MYSELF YABOY
i always pick the best names B) (im yaboy)
Hi
For some reason I'm named unknown
“So I had to get the eboys from twitter”
Uh oh
At 4:54 you can tell he's french by the "roh la la mais pffff" lol
that one dude was like “i literally never lose” and lost immediately lmao
"Rizzo, whos that?"
_muffled rage_
This is the most complicated rocket league challenge I've ever seen... yet it's a work of art.
"Dancing With The Simps."
Make an among us in rocket league where it's just mafia but when you vote someone, they can't play. (voted out)
Not everything has to be Among Us...
They did something like this before lmao
@@SamDudeification No, I mean like they play rl mafia, but when they vote, they person who 4th hey vote for gets voted out and they can't play
@@hardfugoo1 I'm just saying it would be cool...
Lethamyr is literally working on it
Definitely a sign of an excellent TH-camr when this is the second (maybe third) video I’ve called the best video I’ve ever watched on YT
No simp semptember: ends
Sunless: C O N T E N T
"He ordered me" That sounds weird as hell XD
I actually cringed when she said that
this is one of the funniest gaming videos I've ever seen. Let alone rocket league.
You make these videos so damn broadly accessible.
“With my wife’s permission”
Best line of 2020 I’ve heard
I had to rewind the beginning because I thought I missed the part where you had JSTN using a voice changer pose as one of the e-girls.
Didii is really good!
"But with my wife's permission" Smart man, smart man
“With my wife’s permission”
He is one loyal man
Mhm.
A fellow agent I see
@@ja6en438 why hello there
The videos recently have been spectacular, I mean they always were but now they are on another level, keep up the great work sunless!👍
Your videos are MILES ahead in terms of quality and production compared to other rocket league channels
The Golds getting salty like they ever stood a chance 😂
Alternate title: Wannabe freestyler steals crushes sunless’ dreams and e-girl nearly beats rlcs pro
Is anyone freaking hyped how quickly Sunless has grown since Rocket league went free to play? He's gained like 300 thousand+ in subs the last month! Its insanely awesome! and he gets like 1 million views per video in only a few days! hes such an anesome guy and deserved this! im really happy for him lol
that moment when you have to erase your google history
Again, an on-point name: “Dancing with the simps” lmao
The synergy between Didii and Rizzo :o imagine they are playing together 2s, holy, they'll owned it totally!
Star Wars: Revenge of the Simp
LOL
I agree
genius
@Norby THATS AMAZING
Drinking game: Look at the in game chat and take a sip every time you cringe.
I cringed at the amount of actual simping and the sheer sexism
So I got alcohol poisoning, what do I do next?
This is like something you see when on some deep internet dive but it's really just a sunless vid
”The turns have tabled” -SunlessKhan
When he said "with my wife's permission" I felt that
it’s 1:43 am i could be asleep or on rocket league but i’m here watching some amazing content
Lmao Sunless, I can't even wrap my head around you sometimes
Yo sunless u should make more vids with didii she’s really good and chill
Siiimp
simp
The golds in the game chat is enough for a video on its own
Everybody gangsta till the e-girls do gang wars in GTA Online.
“I’m doing this know and theres nothing you can do about it”
Me: * skips ahead *
I still love how the ''musty > sunless'' guy said that his team was bad when he was at the bottom of the leaderboard with 4 score.
No one:
Sunless: how the turns have tabled
I read this as I heard it in the vid
Egirl V.S. Another Egirl
Tough choice to see who wins.
9:10
Sunless: I'm doing it right now, nothing you can do about it.
Mouse: oh yeah
I do this but replace the e-girls with depression
I'm sorry but that has got to be the worst failed joke of the century
@@ssmuggler1wizerd881 ok
That doesn’t make sense
You hired depression to play rocket league and you pitted them against each other?
@@samf9693 yes
12:28 a gold flexing a TW octane and a beta nugget
He can afford it since he is gold
That was a great video Sunless. Thanks bro for having some of the greatest RL content there is.
'I'm better than you at the game'
Sincerely,
A plat 3
if sunless was smart, he would have played goalie at the very end for the other team
Imagine having fun at rocket league. The most underrated comment of the video lol. Every match is sweaty no matter what rank
“Sunlesssimp”
“You’re worth more buff than that”😂
“ive never not been MVP” 😂😭 gets eliminated first round
Imagine if sunless musty and leth and some other people did soccer for a day and not RL
Then you’d get to watch 4 average to below average athletes play soccer against each other
@@chrisb7051 u right
“But with my wife’s permission” lmaoooo
These golds are hilarious. Sincerely hope they’re a regular thing in your videos
Mann, I haven't watch it yet, but it looks epic
It was epic
@@tuabuelatv thank you for informing me
@@Adam-bz7hi you're welcome
@AmaruqGaming you're both welcome
10:39 uhhh Sunless, that’s 14 points not 24
I thought nobody else noticed.
“lowkey nervous cuz we’re playing with a girl” “dude I’m gonna cry”
“pitted” them against each other lol
Hello, Humans.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."-Napoleon Bonaparte
TERRANCE OUT
Hey sunless I wanna see a 1v1 against u and FaZe Cizzors it would probably be very interesting
This is gonna be great