@@RedScorpion-tg3ft When I was an egg I ate four dozen lads, every morning to help me get barge! And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen lads, so I'm roughly the size of a *large* !
I went to see this movie on the big screen the other day with a friend of mine, who's also practically got this YTP memorized. We just sat there and spouted the warped lines, and giggled like morons whenever Maurice opened his mouth to say pretty much anything. The other family in the theater must have thought they were sharing the place with Beavis and Butthead.
I actually do kinda like Gaston, he’s a good villain and they don’t overplay or underplay it. He’s got a good plan and an excellent meme song. Plus he’s ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGEEE.
Gaston is so our guy. He's based as f. Eats 12 eggs a day and has his manlet friend follow him around singing songs. Women aren't allowed to read, eat lots of eggs, and beat the shit out of furries. #NeoGastonist
3:38 Don't move from that SpA̴̢̧̞̬̖̟̝͓̼̩͎͔̠͉̎͒̎͂Ą̶͈͚̺̝̬̲̯̪̳̠̳̤͎̭͕̫̤͋͆̇̅̂͂̄͛a̴͕͔͇̤͇̭̾́̇́̚͝ą̵͕̰͓̪͓̫̫̭͉̖̙̺͉̱̐̑̆ͅā̷̛͍̻͚̃͊̌̍̽̆́̒̄̿̓̓̈́̚ until Belle and her father come home.
@@sloanewalker42 I remember there was some evidence in Asylum that Hugo Strange had been working there recently. He wasn't in the game, but he was in the building itself at some point.
@@MegaManXPoweredUp The funny thing is Hugo in that game was voiced by Corey Burton, he impersonated Tony Jay when playing Frollo in Kingdom Hearts 3ds. Tony Jay also voiced MONSIEUR D'ARQUE in B&tB.
Yes, because it’s watch actual content instead of mindless muddling rubbish, it makes the jokes funnier cause now we have actual characters instead of vessels to spew nonsense.
In this reality, there is persecution against genies (maybe like the witch trials?), and Bell is trying to prove that he does not have magical genie powers like he claims, but rather is crazy. Gaston is trying to incite violence against Maurice using geniephobia as blackmail against Bell into making Taco Bell. When she refuses, she tries to convince the townsfolk herself that her father is merely crazy by showing footage of the insane playshow fanfiction he wrote about Gaston, and seemlingly Gaston forgets that he wanted Taco Bell and instead decides to go attack a beast.
I love when Bell gets angry and Monsieur D'Arque raise his arms with the quote: "Watch out, we got a badass over here!" that part and the "Mourice raving" always kill me
No one's vain like Gaston Quite insane like Gaston No one's ego is so unrestrained as Gaston For there's no man in town half as haughty Narcissist, his own biggest fan You can ask any Jane, Sue, or Alice And they'll tell you they can't bear to look at the man No one's smug like Gaston Self-hug like Gaston No one's head's so incredibly puffed up as Gaston As a braggart, yes, he's pretty insufferable My, what a guy, that Gaston No one gloats like Gaston Self-promotes like Gaston In a contest of ego, nobody boasts like Gaston For there's no one as arrogant and prideful As you see, he's got mirrors to spare Not a shred of humility in him That's right And every last inch of his heart's filled with air No one preens like Gaston Acts so mean, like Gaston No one's ego is quite so obscene as Gaston He loves himself, no one else; it's quite staggering Say it again Who's that man who's ego-possessed And then say it once more Who's the egomaniac next door Who's a vain, pompous mess Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask the town, and they'll sigh, roll their eyes, shake their heads There's just one guy in town who's got ego to spare And his name's G-A-S G-a-s G-a-s-t-o, oh..... ...nope
Lmao did Waxonator think backwards from "Have it your way" at Belle, and decide to do this entire thing to justify that one bit? I had no idea the classic raving scene was from this YTP though lmao
Yeah, I'm just going to say it... when it comes to Beauty & The Beast TH-cam Poops, this one easily shines above the rest. Thank goodness this wasn't lost to the sands of time!
This is a perfect place example of how you can make a parody without overuse of sex jokes and swearing, or over editing to the point you’ve shredded the original material. I miss Waxonator style YTPs.
I was in a production of beauty and the beast 3 years ago at the part where Gaston says "forget the old man, i say we kill the beast!" Our Gaston accidentally said "forget the old beast, i say we kill the man!"
But that wacky old poot is Belle's father. And Santa's only so sauce. Now the wheels in my head have been turning. Since I looked at Looney Tunes. See I promised myself Taco Bell. And right now I'm evolving a Pikachu.
![[YTP] Good Old P.U.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rG_Ue3t17l0/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how Gaston and Lefou betrayed Disney World by going to Six Flags.
WELCOME TO SIX FLAGS GASTONLAND!!!! 1:41
Trues
Where did that video come from.?
Stu Pot
They are VILLAINS after all.
we like to party we like we like to party
“I might be able to clear up this little understanding, if...”
“If what?”
“Taco Bell.”
*W H A T ?*
"One Little Word, Belle. That's All it Takes."
"Never!"
*H A V E I T Y O U R W A Y !*
@@bulatao195 "MY FATHER'S CRAZY AND I CAN PROVE IT!"
"SHOW ME THE BEAST!"
MissEmGacha
(Gaston musical intensifies)
@@yellow6572 " Is He Dangerous?! " " No he'd hurt anyone! I know he looks kind and gentle but he's really vicious"
"If I Didn't know better I think you have feelings for this monster"
"No Gaston He's a MONSTER"
"He was raving"
*Maurice partying*
"Whoa, slow down Maurice"
HAHAHAHA
Favorite part XD
@@titanslayer492 samee
XD
*Maurice is harmless*
Maurice parties hard.
No one's vain like Gaston!
Causes pain like Gaston!
No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston!
Yes I'm very good at being hated, My what a guy! Gaston!
@@RedScorpion-tg3ft When I was an egg I ate four dozen lads, every morning to help me get barge!
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen lads, so I'm roughly the size of a *large* !
I am the 69th like. I hold power over you foolish swine.
@@thewizard7396 Literally nobody believes you. We all know Gaston was the 69th like.
No one's dead like gaston!
Steals your girl like gaston!
The Beast being voiced by Garfield is just icing to this cake
Then the Beast turns into
*G A S T O N, The Eater of Taco Bell!*
*Mnnnnnnnnnnnnah, nevermind...*
1k you're welcome
@@magzelyify Hey wait a minute, you cheated!
“The beast will MATE will your children”.
Slow down there Gaston
That part about the toys got me a bit XD
It's time to kick some a##
Whoa, slow down Gaston!
@@michaelhaverbusch9142 it's tiiiiiimmmmeee toooo fuuuukkkk meeeee
It's time tooo f**** meee!
9:10 Greatest plot twist i've ever seen.
But Taco Belle's look of utter disappointment cracks me up every time.
Lol, beast was actually Gaston the whole time
Yeah
4
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
I love the small detail of Maurice’s glow sticks being thrown out with him/landing in the snow
"Now the wheels in my head have been turning"
*shows hamster wheel graphic*
"since I looked at LOONEY TUNES"
@@xanderrussell317 disney meet warner bros?
"LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking~!!" *DRAMATIC PAUSE*
"But, if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, WHY does He keep doing it??"
"I KNOW~!"
@@nakagoe7986 Why not? It worked in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"...
I went to see this movie on the big screen the other day with a friend of mine, who's also practically got this YTP memorized. We just sat there and spouted the warped lines, and giggled like morons whenever Maurice opened his mouth to say pretty much anything. The other family in the theater must have thought they were sharing the place with Beavis and Butthead.
Poor Gaston, he just wanted some Taco Bell.
I know but this is just a WEIRD parody !
Maybe she was the creator and founder of Taco Belle !! But got altered into Bell
At least he went to Six Flags.
Taco Bell- awesome...
I'll see myself out
Don't worry Gaston turns into a bird and flies away!
Should've sticked to KFC
“Did you honestly think she’d want ME??? When she had someone LIKE YOU?!”
No one has low self esteem like Gaston 💀
that part always gets me
"Use the arrow in the knee, Gaston."
That is the crowning moment of YTP.
It's pretty high on my list, too. :)
What movie was that clip from?
It's from Skyrim; there are guards who tell you that they used to be adventurers until they took an arrow in the knee.
I just realized it's a parody of "use the force Luke" on top of being a arrow in the knee joke
That was always my favorite part.
Alongside all my other favorite parts.
"He's got her! He's got her locked in the dungeon!"
"Who?"
"BONER!"
He was in here. Raving
Wooaah, slow d o w n Maurice
@@HellhoundIX - continues raving-
Maurice is harmless
Yeah even marry HIM
*Raise back hand*
I actually do kinda like Gaston, he’s a good villain and they don’t overplay or underplay it. He’s got a good plan and an excellent meme song. Plus he’s ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGEEE.
Gaston is so our guy. He's based as f. Eats 12 eggs a day and has his manlet friend follow him around singing songs. Women aren't allowed to read, eat lots of eggs, and beat the shit out of furries. #NeoGastonist
"Get up!"
"I'm happy here."
"What's the matter, Beast? Lost? Frightened? Confused?"
"Yeah."
"GOOD! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
I died.
Yeah, Beast just acts like a bored mildly depressed man.
And I lived
“Were you in love with her, Beast?! Did you honestly think she’d want *M E E E,* when she had someone like *YEW?!”*
@@DRSTRANGELOVEIN When I'm eating light. Food! *coughs* Food! This poor starving kitty needs food! *N O M!*
Noah Mullins
“No one *dies* like Gaston!”
This is one of the best YTP!
Your username sounds similar to my brother's name! 😂😂
“It’s over Beast! *Taco* Belle is mine!”
🤣🤣🤣
My favorite. *BELCH*
You know... I've watched this maybe 10 times and never got Taco BELLE.
*Beastie/Beasty XD
lol taco bell is a restaurant that has tacos so what Gaston really wanted all this time was a taco and he must of mistaken belle as a taco
Anyone else here because instagram and Facebook reels show Maurice raving and decided to watch this godly classic in full?
I am 😂
Same here, and I wasn’t disappointed in the slightest.
8:18
"Did you honestly think she'd want ME..."
jg bubba
When she had someone like you
NO ONE has low self-esteem like Gaston
XD
jg b able the same time
No one's an Asshole like Gaston
Gaston wants Taco Bell, and Belle wants Burger King. They were just never meant to be.
And after all that, Gaston didn't get his Taco Bell. #TacoBellForGaston
Don't worry, Waxonator let Gaston have it here: th-cam.com/video/DOh_BjDXn5c/w-d-xo.html
HE DESERVES NO TACO BELL
HE INTERUPPED MAURICE'S RAVING
Never interrupt a person raving
Speaking of raving, anyone here know any good rave music?
@@wakingthegargoyle359 DJ stylbator
3:38 Don't move from that SpA̴̢̧̞̬̖̟̝͓̼̩͎͔̠͉̎͒̎͂Ą̶͈͚̺̝̬̲̯̪̳̠̳̤͎̭͕̫̤͋͆̇̅̂͂̄͛a̴͕͔͇̤͇̭̾́̇́̚͝ą̵͕̰͓̪͓̫̫̭͉̖̙̺͉̱̐̑̆ͅā̷̛͍̻͚̃͊̌̍̽̆́̒̄̿̓̓̈́̚ until Belle and her father come home.
"I dont usually leave the middle of Arkham Asylum!" LOL
Makes sense. He sounds just like Hugo Strange.
Mega Man X Powered Up actually, he’s in City
@@sloanewalker42 I remember there was some evidence in Asylum that Hugo Strange had been working there recently. He wasn't in the game, but he was in the building itself at some point.
Mega Man X Powered Up fair enough.
@@MegaManXPoweredUp The funny thing is Hugo in that game was voiced by Corey Burton, he impersonated Tony Jay when playing Frollo in Kingdom Hearts 3ds. Tony Jay also voiced MONSIEUR D'ARQUE in B&tB.
"food FOOD"
"this poor starving kitty needs food"
*Beast lunges and bites Gaston*
*whacks at Beast*
It's over Beast! Taco Bell is mine!
Beast: My Favorite (Burps)
@@cmvogt5951 pick up Gaston and holds him over the edge. FINISH HIM
@@andrewstovall2139let me go! Let me go, please!
@@scottdenby290 sure.
(Drops Gaston)
*AHHHAAAAA*
"I'M LOVING IT!"
No! "Yo quiero Taco Bell."
And then later, Gaston unflinchingly says, "Have it your way."
BrinaFlautist I thought he said "no. You kill Taco Bell."
I'm Loving it" That's McDonald's.
Oh, thats what he said?
The funny thing is, that's actually a question so he shouted at him "NO! YOU WANT SOME TACO BELL?!" lol.
Historical TH-cam video right here
7:33
That exploding bow kills me every time.
The way he just chucks it into the ground is so great
I ... literally waS about to comment about that part...XD
_ATHF_ physics.
I like how YTP’s sometimes have as coherent plots as the movie itself
Those are the best ones! 😂
Yes, because it’s watch actual content instead of mindless muddling rubbish, it makes the jokes funnier cause now we have actual characters instead of vessels to spew nonsense.
8:50 No one dies like Gaston.
awchris11 . well.... he DID say to "let me go."
No one falls to their death at the end like Gaston.
*FATALITY*
Gaston Was The Only One To Die With Skull On His Eyes, And Fall From A Castle By A Beast In A Lightning Night.
@@d3nny_s3mpai I love the MK nods, and the landing explosion was surprisingly well edited in.
2:49
"I'm lovin' it,"
"No, we're getting Taco Bell."
5:17 *"Have it your way."*
I want to go to six flags with Gaston!
Friesianexile
So does my cousin
No one goes to Six Flags like Gaston 😂😁👍
same, it will be a lit experience
Because of this YTP every time my brother and I are trying to decide on fast food I say "I got my heart set on Taco Bell"
"Have it YOUR way" hahahahha best meta Burger King reference ever
Almost a decade later and I still wish someone could make 6:22 into a real game
It's from a real game though 😂
Ye, it's from World of Illusion on the Sega Mega Drive
You’re a saint
I used to love this YTP so much and I couldn’t find it for the longest time
same
And Maurice Finally Got That Boner. th-cam.com/video/fpcyGfsMak8/w-d-xo.html
UnlimitedEdge same lol
In this reality, there is persecution against genies (maybe like the witch trials?), and Bell is trying to prove that he does not have magical genie powers like he claims, but rather is crazy. Gaston is trying to incite violence against Maurice using geniephobia as blackmail against Bell into making Taco Bell. When she refuses, she tries to convince the townsfolk herself that her father is merely crazy by showing footage of the insane playshow fanfiction he wrote about Gaston, and seemlingly Gaston forgets that he wanted Taco Bell and instead decides to go attack a beast.
"I've come to collect your money."
M1919 machine Gun intensifies
I hope it the the amish mafia after my money
...eh father
I love how that line was seamlessly taken from the Tom and Jerry Movie. I think it's the same voice actor too.
@@jooglebob It was!
Gaston was the hero of the story, a lowly huntsman trying to make a life for himself. To slay a rich 1% beast that had kidnapped a woman.
No he wanted to convince (Taco) Belle to make him Tacos by capturing her crazy genie father. And then he randomly enacted violence against Garfield.
0:54 My father’s a genie! He's crazy!
(explosion)
Genie's R us xD
9:38 turns out she was right
WOAH, SLOW DOWN MAURICE!
*Continues the Rave and then gets thrown out*
& his glowsticks with him xD
9:03
Best YTP ending ever.
That was so nice of Gaston to drive the whole pub to Six Flags
5:18 Silly Gaston, that's Burger King's slogan, not Taco Bell's.
Ytps usually don't make sense
That's Wendy's.
@@Terestrasz Sir, this is at *McDonald's-*
He is accusing her of treason against Taco Bell.
5:32
“No-one is next as incredibly *thicc* as gaston”
Im dead 😆
I lost it when he was raving and thrown out with his sticks flew after XD
XD best part
Thank you for the re-upload! This was one of my favorite poops! Lol
8:46 Finish Him!
Gaston: Let me go! Let me go! Please!
Beast: Sure.
(Gaston screams)
Gaston: No one dies like Gaston!
*FATALITY!*
9:12
I love when Bell gets angry and Monsieur D'Arque raise his arms with the quote: "Watch out, we got a badass over here!" that part and the "Mourice raving" always kill me
" DID YOU HONESTLY THINK SHE'D WANTED SOMEONE LIKE ME WHEN SHE HAS SOMEONE LIKE YOU!?!"
"When I'm eating light."
“Food! Food! This poor starving kitty needs food!”
@@christopherspielbergproduc7128 it's over beast TACO BELL IS MINE
@@andrewstovall2139 “My favorite.”
*burps*
@@christopherspielbergproduc7128 *grabs Geston and holds him over the edge* FINISH HIM
@@andrewstovall2139 Gaston: "No! Let me go! Please!"
Beast: "Sure."
*drops Gaston*
This is too much of a work of art to be a TH-cam Poop.
TH-cam Poop is an art form.
I died when I saw Fry holding out his money among the crowd 😂
No one's vain like Gaston
Quite insane like Gaston
No one's ego is so unrestrained as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as haughty
Narcissist, his own biggest fan
You can ask any Jane, Sue, or Alice
And they'll tell you they can't bear to look at the man
No one's smug like Gaston
Self-hug like Gaston
No one's head's so incredibly puffed up as Gaston
As a braggart, yes, he's pretty insufferable
My, what a guy, that Gaston
No one gloats like Gaston
Self-promotes like Gaston
In a contest of ego, nobody boasts like Gaston
For there's no one as arrogant and prideful
As you see, he's got mirrors to spare
Not a shred of humility in him
That's right
And every last inch of his heart's filled with air
No one preens like Gaston
Acts so mean, like Gaston
No one's ego is quite so obscene as Gaston
He loves himself, no one else; it's quite staggering
Say it again
Who's that man who's ego-possessed
And then say it once more
Who's the egomaniac next door
Who's a vain, pompous mess
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask the town, and they'll sigh, roll their eyes, shake their heads
There's just one guy in town who's got ego to spare
And his name's G-A-S
G-a-s
G-a-s-t-o, oh.....
...nope
This comment deserves more attention
Incredible 😂
Lard! Lard! Donut O! Steak! Boo, lard, steak! Lard! Lard, donut o! Babar! - Gaston
LOL That was so priceless! - Me
Shoutout to Gaston for giving Lefou a spa day until Belle and her father came home, my what a guy, that Gaston
04:14 who notice the rick astley picture
When Maurice doesn't get a bone like him
@@beneko1127 ew a furry
Me
"I know he seems kind and gentle, but he's really vicious 🥰"
"Let me go! I'll do anything!"
"Sure."
🤣🤣🤣
9:11
This is like, a secret Bad Ending, that Disney would never tell us.
Ah, yes, the golden age of YTPs.
I love how we’ve all collectively agreed that gaston is the king of ytp.
"And take your glow sticks with you!" 2:26
Best part glowsticks and genies not welcome in the pub xD
Whoa slow down Morris
Lmao did Waxonator think backwards from "Have it your way" at Belle, and decide to do this entire thing to justify that one bit?
I had no idea the classic raving scene was from this YTP though lmao
The ending with the chest hair was hilarious. Also, the space game before with the donuts lol.
‘I gOT mY hEaRT sET oN tACo BeLL’
‘MaRIcE wOuLDnT sTop raVinG’
‘AnD somE HOw iLL gET tHaT bONeR’
The best quotes frickin ever
this is legit my favourite ytp in the whole of youtube
I've watched it like 10 times and I still cry from laughter
Yeah, I'm just going to say it... when it comes to Beauty & The Beast TH-cam Poops, this one easily shines above the rest. Thank goodness this wasn't lost to the sands of time!
taco bell is two words.
Gaston doesn’t understand what words are- he’s illiterate.
0:13 raise your hand if you love this expression?
*raises hand*
Considering the controller next to him, my guess is he just got knifed/melee'ed to death in a online PVP Shooter.
*AAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
Going to Six Flags with Gaston driving the bus remains the greatest cutaway ever.
I've come to collect your money xD
*door slam*
DADADADADADADADADADADADADA
xD! I've come to collect your money. Door Slam! DADADADADA! D'Arque Falls To The Ground' Dead!
That was one of the funniest bits
IRS every tax season be like
2:18 its amazing how viral this went. I see this short in my feed monthly 😂
Haven't seen this in like 5 years, but remembered every single scene exactly before it even played.
1:23 “See I promised myself Taco Bell”
I’m dead. 😂
4:35
I found Wally who is hiding amongst the mob.
TBoneTony same
@puffletastykakes3104 , Waldo in America, but Wally in other countries for some reason.
Oh wow I found him
“see i promised myself taco bell” me every time i leave the house
Arkham Asylum XD
"Arkham Asylum"
Are you the reason why freaks like joker escape and wreak havoc on Gotham all the time?
Needed to see this classic again
09:01 yo Lumiere, EYES UP HERE
WTF. X-D
I have been watching this video repeatedly on and off for about five or six years, and I have NEVER noticed that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@culbycove4963 XD
This is a perfect place example of how you can make a parody without overuse of sex jokes and swearing, or over editing to the point you’ve shredded the original material. I miss Waxonator style YTPs.
I can count almost 10 lewd jokes, which is pretty normal as YTPs go. You don't seem any brighter than a 3 W bulb...
When u try to start shit, and it fails miserably
BONER
4:24 rare colorized footage of a French soldier firing a machine gun on advancing German troops during the Battle of Verdun 1916
I will forever lose my shit at
"He's got her! He's got her locked in the dungeon!"
"Who?!"
*"BONER"*
Noooooo ooooooone's thick as Gaston, no one's beef as Gaston, NO ONE FALLS OF A CLIFF AND GETS KILLED LIKE GASTON.
brought here by "whoa, slow down maurice"
i am not disappointed
raving LOL! 2:16
HE WAS IN HERE TONIGHT' RAVING...
Sharky da man Whooa!! slow down, maurice!
The Phantom Union by Ghost B4 Ghouls GlOwStIcKs
Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
...
Maurice old crazy, *hmmm.*
Slow down, Maurice!
A decade later this is still a masterpiece! Thank you for the reupload!
Does the guy on the left at 5:51 realize his hair's on fire?
I sure didn't. He's seems pretty fine with it too LOL!!!
It's just the torch from the guy behind him.
@Pieter Monsieurs r/woooosh
It's the Lorenzo Music Garfield voice that I like the best. Hilarious.
2:15 "He was in here tonight, raving..."
*Maurice proceeds to rave*
I lost it at that point in the video🤣😂🤣😂
8:50
No One dies like Gaston🎵
Screams and cries like Gaston🎵
No one falls off a cliff🎵
and explodes like Gaston🎵
how is it that i find out about this now and not 9 years ago? this is some top teir poop right here
As someone who grew up during the height of ytp’s, I am happy to have this gem recommended to me once more! Brought back a bunch of nostalgia 💜
I keep coming back to this, please help.
I remember seeing this when it came out 8 years ago and I was absolutely blown away and it's still superb craftsmanship!
I was in a production of beauty and the beast 3 years ago at the part where Gaston says "forget the old man, i say we kill the beast!" Our Gaston accidentally said "forget the old beast, i say we kill the man!"
Waxonator was truly a YTP master, so happy that people archived their work
But that wacky old poot is Belle's father.
And Santa's only so sauce.
Now the wheels in my head have been turning.
Since I looked at Looney Tunes.
See I promised myself Taco Bell.
And right now I'm evolving a Pikachu.
This is art and should be shown in museums.
The end where the Beast transforms into Gaston is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. I want to see that when. I die.