To all the Aubrey Plaza haters
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- By now, you’ve all seen the backlash against the actor and entrepreneur, Aubrey Plaza.
Her ad for wood milk was covertly an ad for cows milk-it was so good and so deeply funny. And of course, that kind of nuanced humor would be lost on folks who’ve forgotten their B12 supplements.
We stand with Aubrey Plaza-wood milk would be ridiculous, as would anything made from a plant. The only real milk comes from a breast, and only the breast of a different species. Like cow’s breast milk, or delicious Elwood’s golden doodle milk.
Why drink anything else?
Visit the farm and see how wholesome ethical, organic, and local your milk can be.
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The delicious golden doodles in the background!🐾❤️
I love your dog milk. Full support, always! 🥛🐕🤗
Those puppies barking in the background sound DELICIOUS.
It depends on how you prepare them, if you go to Mexico you might not even know you are eating one XD
Your post is funnier than the video 🤣🤣🤣
To somebodey from yulin yeah .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄🤣
& they would make wonderful coats ... jk, but seemed appropriately dark humor inspired by your quip. You were joking, I hope?😁
Sick? from drinking too much milk? Impossible!
Definitely possible but usually only if you start stop drinking entirely for a short period then return to drinking it or even just consuming it less for a longer periord.
Also just for the folks that like to come along and act like making a response other then laughing to a joke means you don't think it's a joke, believe it or not I am aware it's a joke.
Those dogs in the background sound so excited, they can't wait to be organically turned into doggy sausages.😝
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Delicious Dog milk.
According to Aubrey, Dog milk is real milk, so she’d approve I guess.
Dog milk is indeed real milk. But dogs don't produce much milk nor they have been bred for that purpose. Cattles have been.
Our tribal ancestors told us that dog meat is kind of greasy, but the flavor is very delicate. They never tried to milk one though.
Dog Milk? YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
How does it feel to be so unfunny as a vegan that you got more ppl to think about drinking dog milk and eating dog meat, than going vegan. Only vegans can be this remedial. Nice work.🤣
We stand with Aubrey, because nothing beats a stroll in cattle country.
Soon it'll be time to graduate from Bovine University.
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I love dogs. They taste amazing 🐶🥩
A milk doggo is a pretty good idea.
Just train it to bring the cereal.
True milk come from breasts.
True milk come from cows.
Got real milk??????
I also ethically hunt deer to get my protein requirements
You are amazing, this is amazing!!! 😂😂
I still think WOOD Milk is the best Milk 4 the Environment because drinking it helps fight global warming. 😂
😂😅 a sense of humor is so important and so much fun! No dogs or cows were hurt in the making of milk commercials!
Keep up the humor, and don't allow the opinions of others to quench your spirit.
Wood milk commercial was so funny, I got side splinters.
Aubrey Plaza has spent too much time on a treadmill and forgot about plywood,
It's funny to see Milk defending itself when it's been losing market share to alternatives for years now.
Why do you think they would make this commercial if people were not flooding out... 😉 Look at how the dairy and ice cream aisles have changed over the last decade
Yup, thanks to easily manipulateable generations full of young braindead sheep.
Plant based milk like liquids account for 4.4% of the total milk purchased. 4.4% isn't much of a market share and the trend is downwards as the fad is starting to end.
@@GromDarkwater Right. That's why Bryers has developed it's own line of oat milk ice cream and the plant milk based section just doubled in my Kroger. Declining for sure... lol
Dog milk lasts for ages cos no other bugger will drink it, not my quote, its from Red Dwarf
Absolutely love Aubrey Plaza
Goes to prove, if you can't laugh at yourself, eventually someone will do it for you.
How can you drink that at room temperature, that's gross.
Golden Doodle Milk - sign me up 😂😂😂😂😂
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Now THAT was funny! Thank you!!! 🤣
Dog milk is a good source of calcium 👍
Funny stuff! 😆
Good one. 👏🏻
Daily milk taste so bad. Funny ad, but you won't catch me drinking that crap again. Plant milks all the way
Enjoy your slow agonising fall into ill health
For anyone who finds the concept of dog milk disgusting, ask yourself to explain why you think it's any more disgusting then cow's milk?
It’s not. It’s just that dogs are carnivores and don’t produce a lot of milk. Kinda defeats the purpose.
Cows make the most milk and survive off of eating what humans cannot . Goats are the second largest producers of milk and if there’s any other animal that was as feasible to milk we probably would.
You’d be better off eating a dog than milking one.
Milk is awesome though.
I like mixing it with cows blood like they do in some countries in Africa.
It’s delicious.
The same way I personally don't like goat milk. It's personal taste. I forgot vegans lose the ability to taste anything
It was hilarious! And I’m a liberal!
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"Dog Milk?" lol XD
Golden doodle taste so good! 😋🐾
Well played! 🎉😂😂❤
I know switching back to real milk can be tough, so here's a tip. If you need to add some non-milk products back in for flavor I like: flesh and blood of strawberries, or the roasted crumbled bones of cocoa beans. An added bonus by adding those is it softens the harsh white appearance of those offended, to a gentle poo brown or road kill red. Yum...
Aubrey doesn't need... anything. Got Wood Milk in my fridge. Gonna have it with a beer. Old Stoney.
rosemary’s baby type beat
Yes, God needs everyone, including aggressive vegans..? Thank God that there are famous, courageous and adequate actresses who help ghosts not to lose their sense of reality!!! It can also help dog aunts?????
Yikes...TH-cam postings are surely exposing the stupid losers among us.
I'm glad that non-dairy milk drinkers are finally rising up by making fun of cow milk drinkers after years of the media trying to make plant based milk seem like the most offensive thing ever.
@@kungfuillustrator You realize that deforestation has to happen for growing any kind of farm for any kind of plant in general, right? Also, it's not like we don't have to clear out areas for dairy farms either. Why don't we just stop eating and drinking altogether? Then we won't have to have space for planting stuff or for farm animals, right? Just because the alternative idea is still wasteful to some degree doesn't mean that we should do the worse thing or that milk drinkers should be crying over someone drinking oat milk. Please.
@@kungfuillustrator The largest amount of plants is fed to animals, duh. Oat milk, soy milk and so on need way less plants than dairy milk. The biggest contributor to deforestation is animal agriculture. Go vegan if you think deforestation is bad.
@@kungfuillustrator Animal agriculture uses around 83% of the world's arable land, but provides only 18% of the world's calories. Dairy farming uses around 1/3 of all farmland in the US but plant-based foods such as grains, fruits, and vegetables require significantly less land to produce.
@@kungfuillustrator You are the one virtue signaling here. I said it's nice to see non-dairy drinkers fighting back against the people who made fun of them for years, and you're the one who came at me saying that drinking plant based drinks is bad for the Earth to make the point that people drinking oat or almond milk are being just as wasteful. I was just saying that just because both methods are wasteful doesn't mean we should do the more wasteful thing. That logic makes absolutely no sense, and pointing that out isn't "virtue signaling" either.
Since you seem very offended by what I said, if it makes you feel better, I drink milk too, okay? Does that make you feel safer? I was just saying that it's nice to see non-dairy drinkers fight back and make fun of us milk drinkers the way people from our side have been doing for years. The thing is though, I don't lie to myself by saying that people who don't eat my way are "bad" to make myself feel better. I wasn't even saying that drinking cow milk was bad, just that it's nice to see the other side fight back, but of course your mind went there and you got emotional. That's on you.
I missed the part where the media tried to make plant based milk seem like the most offensive thing ever... if that ever happened then news was crap on that day XD
It is so clever to exploit animals!
Congratulations on understanding the joke!
It’s so clever to exploit plants and fungus as well. Humans run on other life for fuel.
Gotta love Mother Nature.
I just wish more things were tasty.
Way too many life forms are getting a pass just because they don’t taste good to us.
Oh well, something else will eat them if we don’t.
Lol so much funnier
Lol deranged
😂 I Drink cow milk 🐄 🥛 but this is funny 😂
We should eat more naturally and just milk women for now on.
Didn't know you were still a baby needing milk? XD
There is nothing about the world that is natural that humans are involved in/eat.
The act of milking is not natural, only drinking off the breast itself is & only for the baby the milk is for to feed until they can feed themselves.
Also fun to know, any human-animal with active mammaries (active nipples & chest) can be made to produce milk either chemically or sympathetically - not just women. (Nice way to objectify a person & is exactly what is wrong with the thought process of denying another's bodily autonomy as if it's not their own to dictate in the first place). Many women cannot produce milk ever. So it would also include men, (also trans men, trans women, & non-binary folks but specifically talking about men at the moment), being milked 'naturally' (lol) or forced to be induced to milk as men can also lactate.
Also including one of a few links for funsies www.endeavour.edu.au/about-us/blog/can-men-breastfeed/
DOG MIlk!???? Wait what?
Wood milk... hilarious.
Hilarious 😅😅😅😅
Aubrey Awesome.
Hilarious!!
Dog milk 😂
Idk wtf this video is about but I sure as hell hope that isn’t real dog milk 😳
Bro this wont get off my recommend lol
@@CarlBreakfield-sm6dl Maybe it will when you finally realize your hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance.
No need to worry, Elwoods is always organic and always free range. And the doodles are bread for it, they're not like pet doodles or anything.
Why? Dog milk is amazing.
@@veganaktivisten I don’t believe in drinking milk from any animal unless they offered me to drink directly from their breast, of course with their permission… I’m really against the molestation of animals and I really wouldn’t want to offend any said animals by drinking milk in which was essentially forced unwilling out of their bodies. It’s truly cruel.
Thought the ad was really funny.
LOVE AUBREY she is so funny and got a great dry sense of humour,anyone who hates aubrey aint got a sense of humour. You got to love her.