The people who own Nyan cat sued Scribblenauts over having it in the game, yet this is the official Nyan Cat game and I highly doubt Disney/Lucasfilm, Nintendo, or Comedy Central gave them permission to use their characters. A bit hypocritical there guys.
Nomulus It also didn't look like garbage or come weighed down with terrible "features" that were completely useless, and it also wasn't microtransaction hell.
Here in the middle of space, with my big fat cat that has a pink pop-tart for a body, but wanna know what I love more than my cat with a pop-tart body? Knowledge.
It seems that the coins are extremely uncommon considering the prices of upgrades. This is probably how people were encouraged to pay microtransactions. They obviously ''fixed'' this in the PC version by just dishing out coind=s at the end of a level.
As soon a you said 'No' at the start of the video, I was like... *slowly gets up and walks out of the room on the quest to hunt down Dan's PC and turn the fucking music back up*
+B. oamere (Boamere) Nitrome's moving into mobile development, and they've put out some really great stuff including full scale reboots of Icebreaker, Gunbrick, and Magic Touch. Some of the best games on mobile to date.
+Loponstorm -- Maybe, just maybe, some people have never heard the song..? It's not new anymore and there are far more instances of Nyan Cat simply appearing as a Meme in - *Soundless* - _pictures_ or _.gifs_ rather than the original Flash movie.
This game was a free mobile phone game that came out about two years ago. My younger brother, who was 6, played it on my mom's iPad and spent a lot of his money on it. I told him that he was wasting money but he didn't care.
I never like these Hates videos.. it's just lets listen to a depressed guy speak in a monotone voice while some shit is on screen. sorta like David Cameron OOOOOO Am I Right?
Both Dan and David Cameron are quite charismatic, but nevertheless, I'd rather watch Dan play a game than the PM. (Come to think of it maybe all world leaders should play Cities: Skylines to see their true skill)
You wanna buy some death sticks? You don't want to sell me death sticks. I don't want to sell you death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life. I want to go home and rethink my life. All with a wave of a hand
You have a time limit to travel along a linear path? Like you're on an escalator and have 10 minutes to get to the top? Uh... I get that you need to get collectibles, but still.
This game came out at least 3-4 years ago as a flash game, or I think it was flash, cause I played it on the Internet with my friends during free time in our gifted/enrichment classes. I cannot believe what this has turned to.
At around 11:40 Dan mentions that he enjoys and wants to make one of those stupid 'how far can you get with upgrade' type of game, you know, the kind where if you play one you have played them all?
What? Can I murder this "cat thing"? And can I eat it? You see....I'm very very hungry.......*commits nyan cat, it's not puny is it? I'll shut up now...*
Funny you didn't notice that this was a mobile game when the video that is the default in the screenshot reel on the steam page, even without playing the actual video, says "the most successful nyan cat game on mobile". Doesn't excuse the game, but they were upfront with it.
Another example of old executives saying "Here's a thing the youths enjoy. How can we make it boring, terrible, and geared completely towards making us more money without much effort on our part?"
I'm pretty sure the hills in 'Nyan Wings' are stolen assets from the game 'Tiny Wings'. At the very least it is an unabashed clone of 'Tiny Wings' but those hills look suspiciously similar to the ones it uses
Alien "wanna buy some death sticks?" Obi Wan "You don't want to sell me death sticks" Alien "Eh I don't wanna sell you death sticks" Obi Wan "You want to go home and rethink your life" Alien "I wanna go home and rethink my life"
Dan, I am the most technologically inept piece of wotsit you're ever going to not-meet, and even I was silently yelling at the screen 'It's PEGI you idiot, this garbage counts as a _game_'
Hey, I think you'd like a game called "Upgrade Complete" It's a free game on Armor games, and it's the sorta game you were describing. Oh, and this is not sponsored. Just to make sure you know.
When these videos come out, I'm always compelled to ask where the people are that continue to argue that Steam should never prevent a game to be sold. Well, you're getting what you wished for! Yay for the free market!
Wait.. did they take that transition sound effect for the tiny wings rip-off from Spore? It sounds like one of the sound effects from the cell stage, just not as distorted or watery.
The fact that Dan played this for 20 mins, risking death of boredom, to provide entertainment for us proves he is a hero.
+OverZombleGames To be fair he did play Desert Bus for 8 hours. He must really love us
+Dom Rhodes yep
Or ProJared, who played all 3 Hydlide games to the end, one even blind.
+OverZombleGames ashens would of played it for an hour #ashensfornerdcubed
+OverZombleGames This game should be shot into the sun as well.
The people who own Nyan cat sued Scribblenauts over having it in the game, yet this is the official Nyan Cat game and I highly doubt Disney/Lucasfilm, Nintendo, or Comedy Central gave them permission to use their characters. A bit hypocritical there guys.
+David Maglioli i still can't believe someone OWNS nyancat.
Considering the way they've been altered, it might be protected as a work of parody.
+tr0n Yeh, me neither, I didn't think people valued their lives so little to actually own a meme made popular by 5 yr olds
And the "Nyan Cat Song" is just a Japanese song that they don't even credit the original artist for or even give them any sort of compensation.
***** Yep, you're correct.
The funny part is, I played this game many years ago on mobile, and it was very different and actually kind of good.
+imadoofus It was the exact same game, just on mobile, and with less features.
Nomulus It also didn't look like garbage or come weighed down with terrible "features" that were completely useless, and it also wasn't microtransaction hell.
+imadoofus yeah me too it was a lot faster paced
Me too
+imadoofus It actually was a good mobile game. :s
Nyan Cat was a cute little pixel art poptart cat flying through space to sinfully catchy music... and that is how it should have stayed...
nearly exploded when he said "wanna buy some death sticks" XD
+el chewbaccabra You don't want to sell me deathsticks
+Elitepotatoz You want to go home and rethink your life.
James Price I'm gonna go home and rethink my life.
+James „Midge“ Price I want to go home and forget the Prequels ever existed.
Thank God I'm not the only one. I thought I was crazy
Need to go and visit my nyan.
I hope she's feelnying well
+KirbyMario12345 fuck you
+your nan best account for that moment ever xD
+your nan and that was because?
+KirbyMario12345 felining well, if you will.
He should have used the hell theme.
I miss the Hell series.
+Ultimate Spoopynator Because he always skips the intro to Zero Punctuation and figured people would just be doing that to his videos as well.
Mad max meets Syria
I'd buy it
+Joseph Bayley I'd buy it as well
no that game actually sounds good.
I would buy it
DAN GAVE US THE REAL LINK TO THE GAME???!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!?
Why did I expect anything else from the mystery video link....
I'm on mobile can you tell me it
+the lego brothers nvm I found it
+the lego brothers how did you find it
what is it?
It's the nyan cat video
Here in the middle of space, with my big fat cat that has a pink pop-tart for a body, but wanna know what I love more than my cat with a pop-tart body? Knowledge.
End theme by the incredible Dan Bull. All other music is in game music. It makes me remember when he had this in his video descriptions.
"boobs are brilliant" -NerdCubed
just remember that at 15:53
Blatant ripoff of Tiny Wings, and actually OK mobile game.
Not counting the other stuff. "Nyanio Theme" Jesus Christ.
+Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter yea they sued for just *use* of their NAME. Someone should sue these eejits.
+Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter I was about to say, Tiny wings was so good and they ruined it
+Nicholas Musick it's been a while since I've seen someone use "eejit"
rabbitrawr123 It's a European word :P
Nicholas Musick I know. I use it alot but it's been a while since I've seen someone else use it
This video is closer to the peak of Nyan Cat than we are to this video.
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Insert joke about internet Explorer*
Insert laughter
give respect to internet explorer.
we got to download chrome from there
+Markus Kurg lol you have a point XD
*Insert generic reply to Internet Explorer joke*
+Kilian Frenzen seeing you makes me feel uncomfortably horny........wat
It seems that the coins are extremely uncommon considering the prices of upgrades. This is probably how people were encouraged to pay microtransactions. They obviously ''fixed'' this in the PC version by just dishing out coind=s at the end of a level.
"Is this Meeeemes? Yes, this is dank memes."
I remember having fun with this when it was on mobile way back.
My iPad gave up and died on me while I was around the 6 minute mark
There is a God,and he is merciful
Im pretty sure in the very early versions of the game there was a "420 nyan it" power up that was better than the one now
Wasn't this originally a flash game?
+Bubba I think so yes.
I think it was.
+WaveGaming Nah, that's a different one.
Yep. Played it on Newgrounds back then.
Or at least that's what i THINK happened.
Luis De Santiago It definitely was.
Game, I don't think you need a theme for hell
i swear i played this exact fucking game on newgrounds about 2-3 years ago..
+jason994 I DID IT HAS TO BE THE SAME ONE!
It will be, this was released on mobile/tablet ages ago
+jason994 You still can.
I do like how Dan starts talking about the U rating being low and the game having drugs in it and immediately after nyan cat says 'lol'
This was originally a FREE MOBILE GAME :|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
+ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ I think it was a free flash game before that.
Plot fucking twist. '-'
+edrudathec yup
There is something wonderful about watching a man's soul be destroyed, and watching him slip away.
I'm early I need to think of a joke...
this game
Darkri gaming :)
+The casual Zombie M8 this games great. i rate 8/8 now 1v1 me.
+TheOther...Guy OK 1v1 me bruh
The casual Zombie Tbh i would go 0-30 to you. ;)
ChiiCat da fuq
*nyan cat song starts* Nerdcubed:NOPE not having that on channel. you can tell he doesn't like nyan cat
I thought this shit died in 2011
I think this game came out then on phones and stuff, but I think it was fully released on the pc this year
+HMKofNorway
That reminds me...
Why is doge still a thing?
Internet? What's wrong?
+Miami Storm Column The internet is what's wrong.
+Miami Storm Column
Doge is love.......
Doge is life........
+HMKofNorway Didn't Nyan cat become a thing in 2012?
strike while the iron is frozen, rusty and you can't even find it.
the original came out like 4 years ago and was free on ios and android and was fun
+Andrew Criaris this is also a sequel i think
*see's Hell Theme "I thought we were already there"
You posted the correct steam store page??
As soon a you said 'No' at the start of the video, I was like... *slowly gets up and walks out of the room on the quest to hunt down Dan's PC and turn the fucking music back up*
NERD: "This game makes me want to vote Trump just to end the universe."
The most negative game review ever. lol
I like this game and this meme personally. And for me, "Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan" (yes, that's the actual name of the song) will never get old.
What exactly is a U rating? Is that like, the equivalent of an E from ERSB?
Gigantickookie yeah. Or a G in Australia.
I would just like to say that nyancat lost in space was and still is a completely free flash game online for the computer
Oh god, those seconds were enough. I will be nyaning all night now. Noo! :(
Never thought I'd hear the phrase "Mad Max meets Syria" but I'm so glad I have
Is U Rating the UK equivilent of E in the US?
yes
U for Universal
It is for everyone
Alright
*click video* "NO NOT THE SONG"
*Dan turns off music*" I LOVE YOU NERDCUBED THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME"
It's obviously aimed at 9 year olds
+sunny day 7yearsolds
+sunny day I don't think it was meant for anybody.
3 year olds*
+sunny day Seems so, but it's so weird why they would even put blatant drug references in it! Honestly everything about this game is horseshit
2:29 I think we just heard five years being shaved off this poor bastard's lifespan.
isnt this video 5 years to late?
Fashionably late.
+Strando123 This game was released on steam not too long ago though.
ZoomJ74 its amost retro
The other day I saw an ad for Just Cause 3 on a bus and on the ad it said 'Best game ever!' And underneath it said Nerdcubed.
Anyone remember playing skywire on nitrome?
That was a sweet website
still exists :p
+B. oamere (Boamere) Nitrome's moving into mobile development, and they've put out some really great stuff including full scale reboots of Icebreaker, Gunbrick, and Magic Touch. Some of the best games on mobile to date.
Wheres super feed me FOR FUCKS SAKE
The Silver Raven Neato
The star wars reference at 4:30 LMFAO
"you wanna buy some death sticks?"
This. has. 94%. positive. reviews. on. steam.... where are we going as a race?
I don't want to sell you death sticks.
I want to go home and rethink my life.
Isn't it "niy-an" like cyan, but with an 'n'
+EVILBUNNY28 Nope. it's nyan, as in knee-an.
No, it's OHGODKILLME-ayn.
+EVILBUNNY28 It's said a million times in the song... How do you not know how to pronounce it? It's literally the only word in it.
+GeneralWillis44444 The way you put it is exactly the same as +EVILBUNNY28. There's no phonetic break in the word, it's just nyan.
+Loponstorm -- Maybe, just maybe, some people have never heard the song..?
It's not new anymore and there are far more instances of Nyan Cat simply appearing as a Meme in - *Soundless* - _pictures_ or _.gifs_ rather than the original Flash movie.
This game was a free mobile phone game that came out about two years ago. My younger brother, who was 6, played it on my mom's iPad and spent a lot of his money on it.
I told him that he was wasting money but he didn't care.
I never like these Hates videos.. it's just lets listen to a depressed guy speak in a monotone voice while some shit is on screen. sorta like David Cameron OOOOOO Am I Right?
The E3 PC Gamer conference was boring, and depressing but look what came from that
+PixelSheep then dont watch them :)
+jason994 I don't like some of them, but I do because its dan
+PixelSheep No.
Both Dan and David Cameron are quite charismatic, but nevertheless, I'd rather watch Dan play a game than the PM. (Come to think of it maybe all world leaders should play Cities: Skylines to see their true skill)
You wanna buy some death sticks?
You don't want to sell me death sticks.
I don't want to sell you death sticks.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
I want to go home and rethink my life.
All with a wave of a hand
HELLOOOO PROCRASTINATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS
;_;
pls
Knowing that one day Nyan cat will be gone, it fills you with determination.
you don not want to sell me deathsticks.
you want to go home and rethink your life.
You have a time limit to travel along a linear path? Like you're on an escalator and have 10 minutes to get to the top? Uh... I get that you need to get collectibles, but still.
This game came out at least 3-4 years ago as a flash game, or I think it was flash, cause I played it on the Internet with my friends during free time in our gifted/enrichment classes. I cannot believe what this has turned to.
my computer gave up for half a minute partway through this video. At least it understands what it's being asked to do
How could I know?
How could I see?
That I would be
LOST IN SPACE
to roam forever.
This should have stayed as a non microtransaction filled flash game from like 4 years ago.
"Hell theme"
Perfectly sums up the game.
I mean... what did you expect? It's like buying a bucket of horseshit and expecting it to be a cake when you get home.
I want to see Dan in TH-cam Rewind 2016 ranting about memes in TH-cam Rewind.
Welcome to the map booth! What do you want? Wait, why is there a police helicopter above the recreation booth?
My sister found this as a free internet game a few years back, I didn't see her again for over a week. She came back... Changed, shall we say...
At around 11:40 Dan mentions that he enjoys and wants to make one of those stupid 'how far can you get with upgrade' type of game, you know, the kind where if you play one you have played them all?
What? Can I murder this "cat thing"? And can I eat it? You see....I'm very very hungry.......*commits nyan cat, it's not puny is it? I'll shut up now...*
I,m sorry....I've never skipped a nerd3 video half way through......that has changed today.
Funny you didn't notice that this was a mobile game when the video that is the default in the screenshot reel on the steam page, even without playing the actual video, says "the most successful nyan cat game on mobile". Doesn't excuse the game, but they were upfront with it.
“ do cats drink milk? "
Daniel hardcastle - 2015
Pretty sure that wooooo when the dumb cat goes into space and flies to another planet is from Spore.
Another example of old executives saying "Here's a thing the youths enjoy. How can we make it boring, terrible, and geared completely towards making us more money without much effort on our part?"
I'm pretty sure the hills in 'Nyan Wings' are stolen assets from the game 'Tiny Wings'. At the very least it is an unabashed clone of 'Tiny Wings' but those hills look suspiciously similar to the ones it uses
Alien "wanna buy some death sticks?"
Obi Wan "You don't want to sell me death sticks"
Alien "Eh I don't wanna sell you death sticks"
Obi Wan "You want to go home and rethink your life"
Alien "I wanna go home and rethink my life"
Dan, I am the most technologically inept piece of wotsit you're ever going to not-meet, and even I was silently yelling at the screen 'It's PEGI you idiot, this garbage counts as a _game_'
I actually went through the trouble of finding the Nyan song and putting it on repeat and on low volume as I watched this
That third gamemode was a direct port of an old game called Moonchaser which I still have for my very old and decrepit phone.
This so reminded me of "This game costs real money" with Air Control
Dan should make Poop Games Awards DLC just to be able to put this abomination in it.
THIS IS IN THE HORROR SECTION OF STEAM when i looked for horror games to play ..... now i see why somehow this is in the same section as amnesia
"do cats drink milk" other than fish milk is probably the most well known thing that cats eat (well, drink)
If they just changed the textures, music, and texts, it might not be that stupid.
"Do cats drink milk?"
This game comes to light when you mute it and play Sabaton - Carolus Rex over
"TH-cam rewindey" SHOTS FIRED
Nyan wings was literally ripped out of tiny wing (a mobile game) the floor is exactly the same and you have to buy it for $0.99 USD but this is free.
Hey, I think you'd like a game called "Upgrade Complete" It's a free game on Armor games, and it's the sorta game you were describing. Oh, and this is not sponsored. Just to make sure you know.
Fun fact: this used to be a free flash game.
Nothing has changed in it to warrant a Steam release.
I thought that fact was fun.
Nyan cat is a poptart that farts rainbows. Mind = Blown
its just horizontal doodle jump that crawled its way out of the mobile hell that it was born into our steam store
"Holy shit, what a fuckin' disappointment." -Joe Barbaro
This game came out years ago, for mobile, where it belongs. The mobile version is actually pretty fun.
The second he turned the music back on my ears started bleeding.
11:57 you know, i'd pay 20 wing wangs for a stem version of burrito bison. Just mindless fun for an hour or two
2:27 - when Dan gives up all hope
It doesn't have a game rating - that U rating means it is classified as a 'film', and according to the BBFC, the game hasn't actually been classified!
My thoughts are with you nerdcubed * pats Dan on the back *
When these videos come out, I'm always compelled to ask where the people are that continue to argue that Steam should never prevent a game to be sold. Well, you're getting what you wished for! Yay for the free market!
Wait.. did they take that transition sound effect for the tiny wings rip-off from Spore? It sounds like one of the sound effects from the cell stage, just not as distorted or watery.