The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism. THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE CHADRIAKOS THE GRIZZLY APEXPREDATORkos the MASCULINE GRIPkos the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEkos the UNSURPASSABLE INDOMITABLEkos the UNYIELDING AESTHETICkos the BEAUTIFUL BLOATkos the FULL TANKkos the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGkos the INTIMIDATING GLAREkos the DOMINEERING JUGGERNAUGHTkos the UNSTOPPABLE DISCIPLINEDkos the ENLIGHTENED ZENkos the SPIRITUAL POTENTkos the VIRILE ALMIGHTYkos the INVINCIBLE VALORkos the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSkos the DOMINATOR INVICTUSkos the ETERNAL MAELSTROMkos the TITANIC QUAKEkos the SPACE-TIME SHAKING COLOSSUSkos the LEVIATHAN BEHEMOTHkos the MASTODONIC MONSTERkos the TERRIFYING LORDkos the KING DEITYkos the CHRIST MASSIVEkos the LEGEND SUPERNOVAkos the TRANSIENT KOSCHAD THE KYRIA KYRIACHAD THE KOS KOSCHAD THE CHAD KINGCHAD THE LORDBLOAT THE CHAD OF CHADS ENCHAD CHADKOS CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD ENTER CHADKOS
This is a man who sacrifices everything to satisfy his thirst for the one and only build in goal of a man, lifting the biggest rock. His goals are beyong the understanding of those corrpted by modernity , you can hear the pain in his voice, his soul is too strong his mortal form, it's not enough, he is a visionary, a tortured genious, a struggler. A true nietzschen superhuman
Hail Kyriakos, full of grace, The Bloat is with thee. Blessed art thou among moggers, and blessed be the fruit of thy scoop, Creatine. Holy Kyriakos, father of weights, pray for us cheat curlers, now and at the hour of our deadlift, amen.
For Grizzly so loved the gym that he gave his only begotten barbell that whosever should scream like a banshee while lifting shall not be small but inherit enteral pump
Not going to lie, that opening dialoige with Alan watts is not one I've heard before and is something that connected with me greatly. Thank you for the experience memeking
Ngl i had the exact opposite feeling. There is nothing wrong with thinking all day. Unless you're maladaptively coping through disassociating, you're not gonna just "lose in touch with reality".
I felt an emptyness imside me until seeing this, now i feel FULL. Thank you my bloatlord and saviour, the hero we need, but not the one we deserve, Kyriakos
I have found perfect serenity in the chonky embrace of The Bloatlord. He is my rock, my strength, my guiding light: the one who takes my broken spirit and makes me whole. The Bloatlord is Lord of all. The skies are held aloft on his mighty shoulders; his fearsome battle-cry rings-out to the ends of the universe. He is the Colossus that bestrides the world. ALL HAIL THE BLOATLORD - for he is our deliverance!!!
Finally, for we as Grizzlians, getting our official religion recognized due to the ascending lifts of our lord and savior Kyriakos Grizzly. Permabulkmen
Idec if this is a joke. It’s still a tribute though and we should appreciate the raw static strength of Grizzly. He truly is amazing. I pray to the Bloat Lord🙏🤲
love watching videos of grizzly hes a beast 🦍🦍💪. never get bored of watching him, this is one of the best videos of him ive seen so far.. it made me smile and laugh.
The car you see he is driving is for special occasions. For daily use he has a Greek Army G127 "Leonidas". A suiting vehicle with plenty of luggage space for his weights.
An actual quote from the Upanishads, one of the holy texts of Hinduism: "All this is full, all that is full. From fullness comes fullness. When fullness is taken from fullness, fullness still remains."
When you lose all hope gaze upon the lord and he will show you our savior, gaze upon his divine glory and know in your heart that mass has been brought back to us so we may lift more weight then ever before. But remember and heed this warning that we are not worthy of the bloat lord and we have not earned his presence among us but he was gift from the swoly father to guid us back into the true path!
You can post as much Grizzly content as you want. I'll watch it every time.
Just make an entire channel to Grizzly at this point.
Totally without a shadow of a doubt
Yep
Same
Grizzly is a modern Greek God, and the only one that can bring balance to this fallen world.
mogging the corruption
his blood can cure all ailments, but our lord does not bleed
@@imitatsiya Just choked on my lunch reading that
Hes a son of Odin
@@lobogunthergdiesoetewulf9792 Odin was his son, grizzly just outlived him
You know why the bloatloard is FULL? Because he lives in the Bulkans.
Oh fuck this is so funny
The messiah of mass
The pope of pump
The Lord of bloat
All praise be to Grizzly
Amen
The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.
THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
CHADRIAKOS THE GRIZZLY
APEXPREDATORkos the MASCULINE
GRIPkos the CRUSHING
INSURMOUNTABLEkos the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEkos the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICkos the BEAUTIFUL
BLOATkos the FULL
TANKkos the RESOLUTE
PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGkos the INTIMIDATING
GLAREkos the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTkos the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDkos the ENLIGHTENED
ZENkos the SPIRITUAL
POTENTkos the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYkos the INVINCIBLE
VALORkos the DAUNTLESS
IMPERIOUSkos the DOMINATOR
INVICTUSkos the ETERNAL
MAELSTROMkos the TITANIC
QUAKEkos the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSkos the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHkos the MASTODONIC
MONSTERkos the TERRIFYING
LORDkos the KING
DEITYkos the CHRIST
MASSIVEkos the LEGEND
SUPERNOVAkos the TRANSIENT
KOSCHAD THE KYRIA
KYRIACHAD THE KOS
KOSCHAD THE CHAD
KINGCHAD THE LORDBLOAT
THE CHAD OF CHADS
ENCHAD CHADKOS
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
ENTER CHADKOS
@wompastompa36I want to smoke some of your stuff
M'lard
"Bloating is more important than lifting. Lifting is limited. Bloating encircles the world" - Albloat Einstein.
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s crazy to me modern society does not reward physiques such as this.
Apparently you've never been to a Heartattack Grill (restaurant). Physiques like this eat FREE!
@@crap8011 that’s just being fat. In all seriousness it’s more of the lineman/HW wrestler/power lifter body. Just built thick like OUR BLOATLORD.
What OBESE .....unreal
@@crap8011 gtfo here with that disrespect my guy
Because it isn’t good
a man of all trades a god, a preacher, a moggener, the unconventional lifter and a boxer
Amen.
Pack it up boys we can stop looking. This is the peak.
This is a man who sacrifices everything to satisfy his thirst for the one and only build in goal of a man, lifting the biggest rock. His goals are beyong the understanding of those corrpted by modernity , you can hear the pain in his voice, his soul is too strong his mortal form, it's not enough, he is a visionary, a tortured genious, a struggler. A true nietzschen superhuman
*Ubermensch
"In those times, when words had not yet been created, a creature of magnificent bloat roamed the earth." - The epic of Gilgabloat, 5000 BC
Hail Kyriakos, full of grace,
The Bloat is with thee.
Blessed art thou among moggers, and blessed be the fruit of thy scoop, Creatine.
Holy Kyriakos, father of weights,
pray for us cheat curlers,
now and at the hour of our deadlift,
amen.
Praise be permabulk
Amen 🙏
Amen
Amen
Amen
"He took unto himself the bodyfat of the whole world" - Epistle to the Gainlatians
That's not fat those are muscles
@@safetydoggo2721how sure are you?
For Grizzly so loved the gym that he gave his only begotten barbell that whosever should scream like a banshee while lifting shall not be small but inherit enteral pump
Underrated comment
amen
Amen 🙏
0:20 His beastly quack is literally in tune with the music. Gave me goosebumps. Well done.
the fucking quack man!
Not going to lie, that opening dialoige with Alan watts is not one I've heard before and is something that connected with me greatly. Thank you for the experience memeking
❤️💪
Ngl i had the exact opposite feeling. There is nothing wrong with thinking all day. Unless you're maladaptively coping through disassociating, you're not gonna just "lose in touch with reality".
@@huleyn135 Wats was a charismatic hippie that said a lot of bull, those hallucinogenics and psychotropics he abused took a toll on him it seems.
This fits perfectly. Trying to explain grizzly to someone unfamiliar is a bit like trying to explain your religion to someone.
I've been waiting my whole life for this
Rich Piana said 12 times eating a day gets you to Heaven. 20 times eating makes you holly man like Grizzly.
This is the most important video ever made
Truly a holy book for ages to come. These new videos are a beautiful way to return.
I felt an emptyness imside me until seeing this, now i feel FULL. Thank you my bloatlord and saviour, the hero we need, but not the one we deserve, Kyriakos
Just returning for my daily communion and worship
May the bloat be with you brothers, always
Amen to that
Just reading the title had me in tears, this is my new favourite video of yours, well done man
Eddie Bjornsson 501 is just full magic and poetry
I have now watched this 8 times
those are rookie numbers
Watch it 212 times, the holy number
This is the best video I have ever seen in my life
Finally, a cult I can get on board with. All hail our saviour bloatlord.
We welcome thee
This is the cult to live for.
In France they call him "Le Big Mog" but in the U.S he is also known as a "Quarter Ton with Feta" they use the Plyometric Sytem
-Bloat Fiction
Life has gained new meaning.
Based pfp choice
I have found perfect serenity in the chonky embrace of The Bloatlord. He is my rock, my strength, my guiding light: the one who takes my broken spirit and makes me whole.
The Bloatlord is Lord of all. The skies are held aloft on his mighty shoulders; his fearsome battle-cry rings-out to the ends of the universe. He is the Colossus that bestrides the world.
ALL HAIL THE BLOATLORD - for he is our deliverance!!!
I needed this today... thanks Jack! You pack a Grizzly-sized portion of creativity into a neat little package.
Glad you liked it!
The most important video ever made
I promise these arent tears, just liquid mindset leaking from my eyes
I used to be an atheist until I learned about the one and only, mighty Lord Kyriakos Grizzly
This is a Masterpiece, indeed. Thank you
The juxtaposition of the musical score and the reality of what we're seeing....its perfect yet terrifying
Wake up baby, JackPGM just posted
This might be your best work so far! Congrats man, and thank you for the great entertainment. 😄
The Ultimate Bloatlord. I can imagine Jack laughing while editing this or his editor of he has one. Lol
This was my favourite video that I have ever made
This might be the best grizzly video ever
How is this channel only have 20k subscribers it deserves a million subscribers
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT!
AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This video got me through my 5th meal of the day. Thank you
Such an intellectual. A modern day Plato.
“Book of Piana” and “Letter to Ronnie Coleman” has me rollinggg😂😂😂
Well done brother. This might possibly be the greatest video on the internet internet... Thank you...
Thank you Jack for the legendary content
Finally, for we as Grizzlians, getting our official religion recognized due to the ascending lifts of our lord and savior Kyriakos Grizzly.
Permabulkmen
Your pfp is perfect lmao
Idec if this is a joke. It’s still a tribute though and we should appreciate the raw static strength of Grizzly. He truly is amazing. I pray to the Bloat Lord🙏🤲
HE'S JUST BUILT DIFFERENT!
This is the greatest video I’ve seen. Thank you almighty grizzly for your mass
love watching videos of grizzly hes a beast 🦍🦍💪. never get bored of watching him, this is one of the best videos of him ive seen so far.. it made me smile and laugh.
This has truly opened my eyes and for I have seen the second coming of our lord and savior.
Stay bulking my fellow believers.
Still thinking about kyriakos being an elite bencher despite posting maybe two clips of him benching the months I’ve been following him. Incredible
This is Kyriakos' world and we're all just living in it
If you always tell the truth, you don't have to think about what to say - Kyriakos Grizzly
All hail to our lord Kriakos Almighty full Grizzly
All hail m'bloat
This… this is what I needed
"thou shall not commit to CrossFit" - Swolations 2:13
Dude can actually stretch out, that ole flexible grizzly man
This does not need to be played in every gym on repeat, it SHALL be played in every gym on repeat
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT!!!!!
absolute living it like a spartan warrior
When I lift heavy I imagine him yelling with me, +10 strength. Were gonna make it lads
Lift heavy to go to Heav-en
Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Planet Fitness I shall fear no atrophy, for the Bloatlord is with me, and my heart is FULL.
Thank you so much for this channel
Very well done
Lol these quotes were so creative good job!
ONLY 2 MINUTES VIDEO FOR THIS GREAT HUMAN BEEN AND GREAT ROLE MODEL WITH MORALS AND PASSION.JUST RIDICULUS.
BLOATLORD AND SAVIOR
MY FAVORITE BULKAMANIAC
KEEP THE BULKAMANIA GOING BROTHER
A masterpiece.
This is the best thing on the internet.
The car you see he is driving is for special occasions. For daily use he has a Greek Army G127 "Leonidas". A suiting vehicle with plenty of luggage space for his weights.
Glad you’re back M8
I have never felt closer to the gods.
I actually had a fucking dream last week where Grizzly chased me around in a gym because my bench is too small- I was in terror
Whatever lies ahead in these tumultuous times, our grizzly has trained to save us all.
An actual quote from the Upanishads, one of the holy texts of Hinduism: "All this is full, all that is full. From fullness comes fullness. When fullness is taken from fullness, fullness still remains."
just beautiful
So lean, smart (169 iQ) and human. He is so impressive.
You dare set a mortal limit to the intelligence of the holy Bloatmaxxer?
@@elande1587 IQ: FULL
human? more like Mount Kyriakos
a masterpiece.
This is art. The grizzly content just gets funnier the more I see it
It’s beautiful lad, some of your best work
2 videos in 2 days? #blessed
thank u jack
He is our Bloatlord and Saviour, the one that achieved the fabled FULL status.
Every morning when i wake up. I see this video to remember there is a Hope to look like him
I can't believe we may experience a time where we can live amongst a literal god like this.
By far your best video so far keep it up
Classic with the scripture texts popping up 🤣. Hilarious, love your edits man.
Now you know why Superman flyes...... because this man walks.
2 vids 2 days appart, must be the toffee that gave you the strength to edit these
I unironically watching this after my workout. Ngl it gives me motivation to keep moving forward
My spirit is now FULL
I was an atheist, but now i'm a believer.
This is the video we all needed
praise be to Lord Griz
Praise be to Kyriakos, King of Aesthetics, Mogger of Twinks, Lord of the Bloat, The Grizzly.
Seeing him wrestle and throw punches is so scary like imagine getting in the ring with this god amongst men.
Impossible, he fills the whole ring
this is your best fucking video hands down
Grizzly is the only man that is keeping Earth from being suck into the sun
When you lose all hope gaze upon the lord and he will show you our savior, gaze upon his divine glory and know in your heart that mass has been brought back to us so we may lift more weight then ever before. But remember and heed this warning that we are not worthy of the bloat lord and we have not earned his presence among us but he was gift from the swoly father to guid us back into the true path!