That sounds about right. He gets to ham it up as a sadistic hardass without being typecasted in the usual military role. I get that he actually served, so playing the role in cinema only makes sense, but that’s got to be tiresome after a while. Nice that you got to meet him.
TCM 3 has a bunch of great stuff.. New family members... That truck was so cool.. The Gas Station guy was funny.. The guy with the head he tossed in the swamp..and says..Is it soup yet? Tinker having to grab the walkman.. The speak n spell...f o o d Ken F ...is great...
The 3D movie was the best cinematic experience I've ever had. The movie was so bad that half way through the entire audience started openly shitting on it. It became a Mystery Science Theatre episode it was great
I still don't think 3D is anywhere near as bad as Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022. At least 3D has that awesome opening scene, and it did give us Alex Daddario to look at which is always appreciated. Even The Next Generation, as bad as it is still gave us Matthew McConaughey's brilliantly unhinged performance. TCM 2022 has nothing redeemable about it. Nothing at all.
No. The cringiest line was in Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Princess Kitana says to Sindel "MOTHER! You're ALIVE?" Then Sindel goes "YES. Too bad YOooooUUUUU............. will DIE."
@Harley Jackson Disagree completely and I'll tell you why. Its simple, really. That line from MK: Annihilation is awful and embarrassing, but its in a movie that is based on a videogame where characters get their spines ripped out by supernatural martial artists and can turn into animals or babies. TCM3D is a direct sequel to a groundbreaking, classic film that used grisly documentary style realism to shock its audience. Lines as bad as the ones we are talking about are far more acceptable in a videogame adaptation than they are in a sequel to the original TCM.
I really love the remake to be honest. Marcus Nispel’s direction is pretty solid, the gore is good, Jessica Biel walking around in a tight tank top is good eye candy, and the original cinematographer comes back and shoots the hell out of it. Genuinely one of the most gorgeously shot horror films ever. I’m surprised you guys don’t really dig it. Most people seemed to have come around on it and the overly negative reaction to it originally stemmed from people reasonably disliking the horror movie remake trend. It’s very well made. The twists on the narrative are solid from how they handle the hitchhiker to the introduction of the sheriff. It’s brutal and mean spirited but so were a lot of horror films post 9/11. It was a nice change of pace from the 90’s where the genre was essentially dead and seen as a joke.
@@EvilDick1995 I don’t think something being mean spirited is a negative thing necessarily. Plenty of 70’s exploitation films are labeled that as well. A lot of 2000’s horror is very similar.
Its fine but the og was original...there were no jason freddy michael chucky pinhead candyman ghostface type horror icon characters yet like by 03...74 was just leatherface and maybe norman bates and some of the universal monsters maybe...
58:12 They called him Leatherface in the original, and not just in the credits. The Hitchhiker asked "Leatherface" to help as he went upstairs to bring down Grandpa.
From the moment Sally is brought back to the house in the original TCM to the shot of Leatherface swinging his chainsaw around in anger during the sunrise, there is NO movie that has ever drove me more insane. Between the screams, the "music" (which is really just a collection of odd sounds), the villains doing their crazy shit, and of course.. the camerawork. All the cut aways and zoom ins, to weird angle shots. Those final 20 or so minutes will drive the viewer absolutely insane. Just showed the 74 film to a friend of mine and she had the exact same reaction to it. Once the credits appeared she had to pause and go outside for a bit. THAT is powerful movie making.
Seriously it's insane how well the scares hold up in that movie. I watched it twice, my first time like in 2019 and the next time in 2021 and they scared me both times.
12:14 Drayton Sawyer even says "You don't want to go messing around other folks property. If some folks don't like it they don't mind showing ya" because he knew the Hsrdesty granddaD's house was near his and that Leatherface would panic and kill strangers.
Great review and please do more in this format. I know you have already started to do Friday the 13th, this format is just great for movies with a ton of sequels/prequels. Nightmare, Friday the 13th, Halloween, would all be great. Even take it to Sci-Fi and do all the Star Trek movies with Matei and Ryan. Thanks for the content
@@scottneil1187 I respect that we all not gonna love the same movies.. I have to keep reminding Nintendo fans that with video games. When I said I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons I got bashed an I even explained why for me. But when I said I loved Paper Mario Origami King I was called a idiot numerous times..
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise is the perfect set of movies for Thanksgiving. Think about it: they're movies about a family sitting down for a nice meal... with guests:)
Texas Chainsaw 3D is pretty terrible, but I can enjoy it as a so bad it's good kind of movie. Plus Alexandra Daddario certainly helps make the movie more watchable, lol.
In 1995, a theater near me was, by chance, one of the few locations that showed The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for about a minute before it sat on a shelf for two years and got released as 'Next Generation".. I wish it were a better movie so I could take more pride in catching that blink-and-you'll-miss-it theatrical run.
The Bryanston Company that released this film was run by Louis "Butchie" Peraino who was a member of the Colombo Family from New York. It's true that for three years after The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was originally released Tobe Hooper and the rest of the crew and cast were still trying to fight for their fair share in court. It's a really jacked up story. A quick IMDbsearch of Louis Peranio will reveal what kind of movies he "put out" before and after.
Quite a neat featurette on the Blu-ray release that Joe mentions is one where Ron Bozman, who was the film's production supervisor and would go on to help produce a lot of big films like Silence of the Lambs, talked about meeting Peranio in his office in new York city and he described it as a scene from The Godfather come to life. 2 big enforcers by his side and attempting to intimidate Bozman out of a lawsuit.
1:02:08 He wasn't wrong. I watched the remake's prequel and then the 2003 film and I did end up liking it. They're my favorites in the franchise. Don't get me wrong, there were stuff in the original film that did better and I agree that the remake does have its problems. But we can all agree that the prequel to the remake was a way better origin story than Leatherface 2017. That 2017 prequel truly is the worst of the franchise because it did not feel like a Texas Chainsaw film.
My wife is still scared after watching the 2003 version. All I have to do is say “Texas chainsaw massacre” and she will not be able to sleep… it’s hilarious.
Just so you know, The Next Generation released theatrically on September 22nd, 1995. The reason it says 1997 on the VHS is because that’s when it was released on home video.
45:02 WE was the cook's name in the original but it was changed to Drayton in 2. In the 3rd film's continuity he took the blame for the murders both before and in the 1st one, was executed for them and the police assumed Leatherface was just a split personality of WE'S that took control when he wore people's faces.
I'm with Tony on Texas Chainsaw 3D, Alexandra Daddario is smoking HOTT plus I only saw the remake with Jessica Biel (another hottie) and the original. However I did like Texas Chainsaw 2 Dennis Hopper was freaking awesome.
Me too. That and it’s prequel are my favorites in the franchise. I wish the sequel they had planned wasn’t canceled. But it would’ve been hard to do since Erin chopped off one of Leatherface’s arms and so we would’ve seen him struggle in his 70s trying to use a chainsaw.
I just noticed in the recent years people have been saying Scream is "BASED ON" the Gainesville Ripper murder case... they are jumping the "based on true events" bandwagon as well..... When in reality it's a super lose "inspiration" of a killer doing a home invasion.... Nothing beyond that....
Tony, Sean, and Joe are talking about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies at HACK THE SAWYER. Meanwhile, Crystal, Johanna, & Kieran are running from Leatherface Justin with his Gengar Chainsaw.
I think that part 3 is the worst because it was generic. I've always thought that Grandma in part 2 was dead and Choptop's reaction "You killed her!" was just him being insane.
Guy I went out with to see the remake prequel was SO UPSET about Leatherface just showing up. “How did he get there? HOW!” I just laughed and said “god put him there to kill that woman for our entertainment.”
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 is an atrocious piece of garbage. As bad as 3D is, it still gave us that awesome opening scene, and it did give us Alex Daddario to look at which is always appreciated. Even The Next Generation gave us Matthew McConaughey's brilliantly unhinged performance. TCM 2022 has nothing redeemable about it. Nothing at all.
I would have to say Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw 3D, and TCM The Beginning would have to be the worst ones. I love part 2 more so than the original. Part 3 and The Next Generation are weird but fun to watch.
The filming locations say alot... ironically the one's all filmed in Texas are all close to Austin! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - Round Rock, Texas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II (1986) - Prairie Dell, Texas, Leatherface; Texas Chainsaw III 1990) - Valencia, California, Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995) - Pflugerville, Texas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) & Texas Chainsaw Massacre; The Beginning (2013) - Granger, Texas (the house) and Walburg, Texas (the slaughter house), Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) - Mansfield, Minden and Shreveport, Louisana, Leatherface (2017) and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) - Bulgaria !!!
1:45:37 ~ 1:45:41 caught me off-guard lol Texas Chainsaw Massacre is reall not a good franchise. It is like wrong turn. Can be mindless fun, but nothing to write home about. That includes the originals to me. It was never my thing... but still, this review was pretty cool
TCM: The Next Generation is my favorite of the bad ones. Its so absurd and fun to see a couple future A-listers go all in on something they would probably be so embarrassed about now.
Surprisingly, looking at interviews with the two leads about it, they seem to have a bit of a soft spot for it. I’d recommend checking some of them out if you want to see two A-Listers reflect on their early days.
Hi Tony, enjoyed the review as always. For me my worst 3 TCM movies are as follows: TCM: The Next Generation, Leatherface (2017) and TCM 2. I've never liked TCM 2 and I will admit I like Leatherface: TCM III lol. I even have both workprints and raw dallies bootleg dvd-r's for Leatherface: TCM III.
FIRST THING MORGAN MUMBLED: "please ignore the colorful pinata filled with marijuana you may just happen to come across, because it played no part whatsoever in the (here's the part he mumbled) demise of this unfortunate young woman."
I have a vhs copy of Return of the TCM that came from a japanese LD. I got it back in the late 90s. The only real difference is the beginning which shows that Rene Zellweger's character was being badly abused by her stepdad. There may be a few other minor differences but that is the only one that I remember standing out. So the original cut should be a few minutes longer than The Next Generation.
I was just starting to eat a sandwich when they started talking about Chip Top, then I promptly wrapped it up after one bite for later. This is my favorite hack the movies I've seen yet.
In Texas Chainsaw 3D, when that one cop with the camera phone gets hit in the back over and over, the noise he made used to scare me. But since then, not anymore, because thanks to Sir Christopher Lee, I know that in REALITY, you can't MAKE that sound during a backstabbing because the wind is knocked out of you. You ain't screaming if you just got hit in the back with a weighted object hard enough to split the skin. I can't even yell when I fall over.
TCM is one of my favorite horror franchises, but they gotta come up with something different. I'm thinking maybe do a Grandpa Sawyer origin/prequel movie or maybe one of Tobe's ideas from the 80's. Also they need to release the unreleased All American Massacre (2000) so we can get more Bill Moseley as Chop Top. Awesome episode!
Um, Tony? I don't think you have all the Ed Gein facts. He literally did everything you saw in The Texas Chan Saw Massacre from 1974 but without the family dynamic. It wasn't just a skin lamp, it was him eating women's flesh and wearing their skin as a costume around his house. And Leatherface's house was really decorated the way Ed's house was. Take the 4 members of the original TCM family and make one person out of them and you have Ed Gein in real life.
I liked the teaser trailer for 3. Besides it had Vigo Mortensen and Ken Foree. Any chance of the original making it to 4K bluray? Favorite line from the TCM, " Look what your brother did to the door!"
The wolf creek show and movies are so good. And I’ve met John Jarratt twice at conventions in Melbourne Australia. His a really nice dude who let us take a photo with him and get an autograph.
I'm going with Leatherface from a few years ago myself. That film was so nothing I can barely remember it. At least all the other ones have SOMETHING memorable in them. And 2 is one of my favorite movies of all time.
@@kristiankapler1004 2 is awesome, but its kinda like evil dead 2. The first is horror and the second is more comedic...except TCM2 is like a acid trip compared to evil dead 2. (In a good way) Dennis hopper duel wielding chainsawzzz fuck yeah
"only in the last few years has the glamorizing of serial killers become a thing." Norman bates, Hannibal Lecter and Charles Manson are happy to hear your misconception
The TCM franchise is almost completely made up of reboots and remakes - It's a mess. I love the first two, and 3 and Next Gen are guilty pleasures, but I pretty much hate the rest of them. Completely agree that I'd rather watch Next Generation than the Halloween Thorn trilogy. haha
''Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation'' definitely! And the movie (Deranged: Confessions of a Necrophile) 1974. Was released right about the same time as the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre'', which is why the film, kind of faded into obscurity. ''Deranged'' is still a good movie. And is one of ''Roberts Blossom's'' best performances.
Texas Chainsaw 3D Set between lets say 20 to FOURTHY years after the original. Heather is in her 20s, bit then the stupid cop used a cellphone and i was oh, whatever... Or, its in the present (2013) and Heather is 39 but kept her shape so great she blends with young adults like a glove.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 is hands down, the finest horror movie ever made. That's why its the template for all the others, especially the 2003 remake. You say bored, watching it on the small screen and have no idea of the cinematic masterpiece you missed. Never in cinematic history has a film ever captured the sense of the walls closing in on you with such frantic and harrowing resolve. From the very beginning, when they run over the armadillo, they're in the trap. They don't know it, but the viewer does, courtesy of the earring on the armadillo. Because of the era in which it was made, they did go for a little slapstick humor, but the 2003 and 2006 movies have made me realize that might be a benefit. Kate Hodge is the first actress in horror to rival Adrienne King's performance in Friday the 13th. She is the best final girl of the franchise. Of most franchises. But that's why she got her own TV show. I'm so sorry you didn't get to have the experience of seeing it on the big screen, before all the movies that follow its pattern. You have no idea what you're missing. It's absolutely the best of the best. The traps are horrifying, the sand bag trap is pure adrenaline. It is the only horror film in history that is so good it doesn't need gore. Which is saying something. Im so sorry you didn't get to experience the real film in the proper environment. It's one of the top 5 greatest horror films of all time. Surpasses all the screams, all the nightmare on elm streets, all the Halloweens. Leatherface 90 is the most riveting, nonstop thrill on film. Period. 2003 wasn't a remake of the original, it was a remake of part 3 with a bigger budget. Most of the time, it works, but the film dwells too much in pain and the final chase isn't as fulfilling. With all the money behind it, it should have been as good as Leatherface, but it's just not somehow. You sat down with the wrong mindset. You obviously had already seen too many TCM films and you werent engaged at all. This was the first film of its kind. Those tropes had never been done. If you love horror films, Leatherface is hands down, one of the all time greats. I'm so sorry you didn't get to experience it the way I did. In the theatre, with only 1 and 2 in existence. You have no idea what you missed out on. I love horror. This is the very best of the very best. If you don't have that experience, it is absolutely your loss.
I hate Texas Chainsaw 3D, hell I hate all the TCM movies past 2, although I do have a soft spot for TNG, but I unironically love that "do your thing, cuz" line and I love how salty it makes everybody even more 🤣
I completely agree with everything you said. "Do your thing, cuz" would not be out of place in TCM 2, but the context and how mad it makes people is so hilarious. It is a similar reason to why I like Busta Rhymes in Halloween Resurrection.
Cool review guys, nothing beats the original, so many re-makes of a lot of films these days, because basically Hollywood ran out of ideas and milking existing IP's.. the original was great, it didn't need CG or high quality silicon resin for effects, it just knew how to draw you into the story. Resident Evil 7 on the PS4 basically ripped off the original movie, as it follows the cannibal Baker family with basically all the same personas and story as the film and a clone leather face with the chainsaw etc too, you should check it out, it is completely different and unlike other Resident Evil games and a FPS with an 80s horror movie feel to it.
Y’all should do a video, same as this but I guess ranking all of the children of the corn movies. So many are terrible and laughably bad but a decent one or two. Would be interesting so see y’all’s take on them
The remake has too many sub plots. The weed thing, Leatherface, the family, the FAKE family, Kemper's engagement ring, the cannibalism thing, them trying to get to a Skynyrd concert, the little boy who may or may not be a good guy depending on what you think of his makeshift TCM 2 underground lair, Erin Hardesty (Jessica Biel) is pregnant, it's just too fucking much.
My Favorite is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 And The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 Remake The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 2006 Remake Prequel My Least favorite is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
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The worst one is the 2003 remake..I hated it
I laughed at that, also welcome to texas motherfucker!
I met R. Lee Ermy one time and asked him what his favorite role was and he said " To tell the truth, I really liked doin those Texas Chainsaw movies."
That sounds about right. He gets to ham it up as a sadistic hardass without being typecasted in the usual military role. I get that he actually served, so playing the role in cinema only makes sense, but that’s got to be tiresome after a while. Nice that you got to meet him.
He used to live near me in the next town over, also owns a brewery. And I asked him the same question and he told me the same response lol
Him as Hoyt was the best Hewitt family member.
Bill Mosley's best role! He's what really HOOKED ME... Well actually all the characters are awesome! Nubbins included.
TCM 3 has a bunch of great stuff..
New family members...
That truck was so cool..
The Gas Station guy was funny..
The guy with the head he tossed in the swamp..and says..Is it soup yet?
Tinker having to grab the walkman..
The speak n spell...f o o d
Ken F ...is great...
The 3D movie was the best cinematic experience I've ever had. The movie was so bad that half way through the entire audience started openly shitting on it. It became a Mystery Science Theatre episode it was great
Lmao that sounds awesome and so fun
I had that same experience with HOUSE OF THE DEAD.
I saw it in the theatre,and everyone was laughing.I didn't like it,but recently rewatched it at home and really enjoyed it.
I just liked Alexandre Dadrios boobies
I still don't think 3D is anywhere near as bad as Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022. At least 3D has that awesome opening scene, and it did give us Alex Daddario to look at which is always appreciated. Even The Next Generation, as bad as it is still gave us Matthew McConaughey's brilliantly unhinged performance. TCM 2022 has nothing redeemable about it. Nothing at all.
"Do your thing cuz" might be the cringiest line in any movie ever.
Yes, its definitely one of the most embarrassing lines ever said in a feature film.
If it didn't come from her I agree but she sold it
@@razkable Completely disagree. She definitely didnt sell it. Though too be fair I dont think anyone could.
No. The cringiest line was in Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Princess Kitana says to Sindel "MOTHER! You're ALIVE?" Then Sindel goes "YES. Too bad YOooooUUUUU............. will DIE."
@Harley Jackson Disagree completely and I'll tell you why. Its simple, really. That line from MK: Annihilation is awful and embarrassing, but its in a movie that is based on a videogame where characters get their spines ripped out by supernatural martial artists and can turn into animals or babies. TCM3D is a direct sequel to a groundbreaking, classic film that used grisly documentary style realism to shock its audience. Lines as bad as the ones we are talking about are far more acceptable in a videogame adaptation than they are in a sequel to the original TCM.
I really love the remake to be honest. Marcus Nispel’s direction is pretty solid, the gore is good, Jessica Biel walking around in a tight tank top is good eye candy, and the original cinematographer comes back and shoots the hell out of it. Genuinely one of the most gorgeously shot horror films ever. I’m surprised you guys don’t really dig it. Most people seemed to have come around on it and the overly negative reaction to it originally stemmed from people reasonably disliking the horror movie remake trend. It’s very well made. The twists on the narrative are solid from how they handle the hitchhiker to the introduction of the sheriff. It’s brutal and mean spirited but so were a lot of horror films post 9/11. It was a nice change of pace from the 90’s where the genre was essentially dead and seen as a joke.
100%
I love the remake. I wouldn’t really call it mean spirited though.
@@EvilDick1995 I don’t think something being mean spirited is a negative thing necessarily. Plenty of 70’s exploitation films are labeled that as well. A lot of 2000’s horror is very similar.
@@WhatsUpFella no I hear ya, I don’t think it has to be a negative thing. I just don’t think it has a mean spirited vibe to it.
@@EvilDick1995 Yeah, that label probably fits better for the prequel to it, "the beginning"
Time codes for TX movie you want.
1974 - 9:40
1986 - 25:20
1990 - 34:00
1995-- 45:50
2003-- 58:47
2006-- 1:13:40
2013--1:30:30
2017-- 1:50:40
2022 and beyond 2:03:30
Thank you!
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I actually liked the 2003 remake a lot... It has really good, intense, chase scenes.... Then again... as a whole I never cared for TCM
Many ppl liked it
As remakes go, it's pretty decent. Probably my third favorite tcm after the original and 2.
Its fine but the og was original...there were no jason freddy michael chucky pinhead candyman ghostface type horror icon characters yet like by 03...74 was just leatherface and maybe norman bates and some of the universal monsters maybe...
@@razkable and you can tell lol.
R Lee Ermey made that movie awesome.
58:12 They called him Leatherface in the original, and not just in the credits. The Hitchhiker asked "Leatherface" to help as he went upstairs to bring down Grandpa.
"He's just the COOK! Me and Leatherface have to do all the work!"
The 2003 remake is awesome, easily one on the better modern horror movies, its looks amazing and the way Leatherface is lit in some scenes is evil as
Yea andrew bynarseki really did a great job with the physicality of this role
Couldn't stand it tbh. TCM 1 and 2 are the best.
It was a good attempt, but none of these movies have been able to get Leatherface right since the first two.
@@Grandmastergav86sorry but your opinion is wrong!
2003 is not modern..that’s 20 years ago
Texas chainsaw might have 9 movies, but puppet master has enough movies to make a fort for your cat.
Great popcorn movies. But I prefer Demonic Toys
The famous Texas Chainsaw sound effect is a tuning fork being dragged down a tightened piano string.
From the moment Sally is brought back to the house in the original TCM to the shot of Leatherface swinging his chainsaw around in anger during the sunrise, there is NO movie that has ever drove me more insane. Between the screams, the "music" (which is really just a collection of odd sounds), the villains doing their crazy shit, and of course.. the camerawork. All the cut aways and zoom ins, to weird angle shots. Those final 20 or so minutes will drive the viewer absolutely insane.
Just showed the 74 film to a friend of mine and she had the exact same reaction to it. Once the credits appeared she had to pause and go outside for a bit. THAT is powerful movie making.
Seriously it's insane how well the scares hold up in that movie. I watched it twice, my first time like in 2019 and the next time in 2021 and they scared me both times.
a two hour video talking about TCM movies? This is the content I'm here for.
12:14 Drayton Sawyer even says "You don't want to go messing around other folks property. If some folks don't like it they don't mind showing ya" because he knew the Hsrdesty granddaD's house was near his and that Leatherface would panic and kill strangers.
Man I have to agree. Daddario is one level I can't comprehend - no movie she's in will be the worst movie on anything.
The first thing i saw her in was Texas Chainsaw, all i could say was wow !!! That woman... wow !!!
Great review and please do more in this format. I know you have already started to do Friday the 13th, this format is just great for movies with a ton of sequels/prequels. Nightmare, Friday the 13th, Halloween, would all be great. Even take it to Sci-Fi and do all the Star Trek movies with Matei and Ryan. Thanks for the content
The 3d one was the worst but it did have Alexandria daddario with those lovely "personalities" of hers
For me it was the sequel but I heard the one with Mathew McCauney was worst one
@@scottneil1187 I respect that we all not gonna love the same movies.. I have to keep reminding Nintendo fans that with video games. When I said I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons I got bashed an I even explained why for me. But when I said I loved Paper Mario Origami King I was called a idiot numerous times..
There's something about Alexandria Daddario in that one where I can't take my eyes off her. Must be her natural screen presence.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise is the perfect set of movies for Thanksgiving. Think about it: they're movies about a family sitting down for a nice meal... with guests:)
Would love to see you guys take on the HELLRAISER series in this format.
Hellraiser after 3 is a convoluted mess and Miramax is to blame for all that
@@kyleshiflet9952 precisely why they should do it
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The second movie was fun. But Alexandra daddario is the best final girl, for a couple of reasons.
You mean her eyes right?
@@marchingham then there are four reasons 😎
Texas Chainsaw 3D is pretty terrible, but I can enjoy it as a so bad it's good kind of movie. Plus Alexandra Daddario certainly helps make the movie more watchable, lol.
@@bbqboi182 hahahahahaha
She’s definitely not sexy at all...
In 1995, a theater near me was, by chance, one of the few locations that showed The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for about a minute before it sat on a shelf for two years and got released as 'Next Generation".. I wish it were a better movie so I could take more pride in catching that blink-and-you'll-miss-it theatrical run.
That’s really cool I didn’t know it had a short run before it was shelved
Anthology episodes are the best! It fits your long format perfectly
He referred to SCOTT EASTWOOD as The Poor Man's CHRIS EVANS 🤣😅🤣😅
Yeah I think we can all agree that Texas 3D is only remembered because of Alexandra Daddario.
I agree, I think Dan's leatherface is really decent just set in a bad adaptation in my opinion.
The Bryanston Company that released this film was run by Louis "Butchie" Peraino who was a member of the Colombo Family from New York. It's true that for three years after The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was originally released Tobe Hooper and the rest of the crew and cast were still trying to fight for their fair share in court. It's a really jacked up story. A quick IMDbsearch of Louis Peranio will reveal what kind of movies he "put out" before and after.
Quite a neat featurette on the Blu-ray release that Joe mentions is one where Ron Bozman, who was the film's production supervisor and would go on to help produce a lot of big films like Silence of the Lambs, talked about meeting Peranio in his office in new York city and he described it as a scene from The Godfather come to life. 2 big enforcers by his side and attempting to intimidate Bozman out of a lawsuit.
Joe is by far my favorite guest. He has such a great sense of humor and passion for it
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Him and Sean are hilarious in my opinion
If you were caught with a large bag of weed in Texas in the 70s, you could go to prison for decades.
It is a scientific fact that the worst Texas chainsaw movie is Texas chainsaw 3D
R. Lee Ermey is awesome in the remake! Love him!
This was really dope. Gotta say I’m loving the movie dumpster guys, really my favorite guest hosts. Looking forward to more videos like this
Looking forward to this. Texas Chainsaw 3d might be the worst if it wasn't for Alexandra Daddario. I... I love her.
Same
The 3D shots of the original film looked incredible in the theater. I'm so glad I saw it in the theater for just those clips alone.
The original was original..it started slashera basically...
@@razkable it didn’t.
1:02:08 He wasn't wrong. I watched the remake's prequel and then the 2003 film and I did end up liking it. They're my favorites in the franchise. Don't get me wrong, there were stuff in the original film that did better and I agree that the remake does have its problems. But we can all agree that the prequel to the remake was a way better origin story than Leatherface 2017. That 2017 prequel truly is the worst of the franchise because it did not feel like a Texas Chainsaw film.
My wife is still scared after watching the 2003 version. All I have to do is say “Texas chainsaw massacre” and she will not be able to sleep… it’s hilarious.
Dude, I totally get it lol Andrew B. is really intimidating. He's a big fella 😆😆🪚
tony sharing in my raging lust for alexandra daddario makes the channel 500 points higher in quality
Just so you know, The Next Generation released theatrically on September 22nd, 1995. The reason it says 1997 on the VHS is because that’s when it was released on home video.
I'm 52 nowadays and I find the most recent Prequel "Leatherface 2017 one the very worst.
Yeah that movie is poopoo feces
45:02 WE was the cook's name in the original but it was changed to Drayton in 2. In the 3rd film's continuity he took the blame for the murders both before and in the 1st one, was executed for them and the police assumed Leatherface was just a split personality of WE'S that took control when he wore people's faces.
I'm with Tony on Texas Chainsaw 3D, Alexandra Daddario is smoking HOTT plus I only saw the remake with Jessica Biel (another hottie) and the original. However I did like Texas Chainsaw 2 Dennis Hopper was freaking awesome.
Great job on covering TCM movies. I liked the 2003 remake lol
Me too. That and it’s prequel are my favorites in the franchise. I wish the sequel they had planned wasn’t canceled. But it would’ve been hard to do since Erin chopped off one of Leatherface’s arms and so we would’ve seen him struggle in his 70s trying to use a chainsaw.
@@ryanstauffer119the comic book continuation I believe Uncle Monty installs Tommy a hook to replace his arm. Interesting in my opinion.
I just noticed in the recent years people have been saying Scream is "BASED ON" the Gainesville Ripper murder case... they are jumping the "based on true events" bandwagon as well..... When in reality it's a super lose "inspiration" of a killer doing a home invasion.... Nothing beyond that....
Tony, Sean, and Joe are talking about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies at HACK THE SAWYER. Meanwhile, Crystal, Johanna, & Kieran are running from Leatherface Justin with his Gengar Chainsaw.
I think that part 3 is the worst because it was generic. I've always thought that Grandma in part 2 was dead and Choptop's reaction "You killed her!" was just him being insane.
I loved this episode so much. And even more because I started watching Movie Dumpster. Keep it up!
Review: Vampire's Kiss! Please
Guy I went out with to see the remake prequel was SO UPSET about Leatherface just showing up. “How did he get there? HOW!” I just laughed and said “god put him there to kill that woman for our entertainment.”
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 is an atrocious piece of garbage. As bad as 3D is, it still gave us that awesome opening scene, and it did give us Alex Daddario to look at which is always appreciated. Even The Next Generation gave us Matthew McConaughey's brilliantly unhinged performance. TCM 2022 has nothing redeemable about it. Nothing at all.
We have a separate review for the 22 one!
I would have to say Leatherface, Texas Chainsaw 3D, and TCM The Beginning would have to be the worst ones. I love part 2 more so than the original. Part 3 and The Next Generation are weird but fun to watch.
Part 2 is great! I'm in the same boat. 2 is my favorite TCM. Due to the humor.
I agree.
There is no TCM movie called A New Beginning.
My family is from Texas. There is a family reunion that happens, but no one from Washington wants to go because of these movies……..
The filming locations say alot... ironically the one's all filmed in Texas are all close to Austin! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - Round Rock, Texas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II (1986) - Prairie Dell, Texas, Leatherface; Texas Chainsaw III 1990) - Valencia, California, Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995) - Pflugerville, Texas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) & Texas Chainsaw Massacre; The Beginning (2013) - Granger, Texas (the house) and Walburg, Texas (the slaughter house), Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) - Mansfield, Minden and Shreveport, Louisana, Leatherface (2017) and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) - Bulgaria !!!
I just watched the remake. Jessica biel does the movie justice to the original.
Her chopping Leatherface’s arm off was something that Sally should’ve done in the 2022 Netflix film. They wasted that legacy character.
1:45:37 ~ 1:45:41 caught me off-guard lol
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is reall not a good franchise. It is like wrong turn. Can be mindless fun, but nothing to write home about. That includes the originals to me. It was never my thing... but still, this review was pretty cool
I absolutely love all those bad movies. Next generation is one of my favorites in the franchise its so ridiculous
TCM: The Next Generation is my favorite of the bad ones. Its so absurd and fun to see a couple future A-listers go all in on something they would probably be so embarrassed about now.
Surprisingly, looking at interviews with the two leads about it, they seem to have a bit of a soft spot for it. I’d recommend checking some of them out if you want to see two A-Listers reflect on their early days.
Hi Tony, enjoyed the review as always. For me my worst 3 TCM movies are as follows: TCM: The Next Generation, Leatherface (2017) and TCM 2. I've never liked TCM 2 and I will admit I like Leatherface: TCM III lol. I even have both workprints and raw dallies bootleg dvd-r's for Leatherface: TCM III.
Same here. Letherface in 2 was not the same troubled boy we new. 3 was better and the beautiful saw was great.
Y'all tripping on '03 TCM. That film is a masterpiece compared to the movies that came after it.
I can't believe Mint Salad is having a stream at the same time
Tony: "Sean this is a family show"
Me: "Yeah family show my ass!! you guys are talking about a set of films about a man that murders people!!!"
FIRST THING MORGAN MUMBLED: "please ignore the colorful pinata filled with marijuana you may just happen to come across, because it played no part whatsoever in the (here's the part he mumbled) demise of this unfortunate young woman."
I have a vhs copy of Return of the TCM that came from a japanese LD. I got it back in the late 90s. The only real difference is the beginning which shows that Rene Zellweger's character was being badly abused by her stepdad. There may be a few other minor differences but that is the only one that I remember standing out. So the original cut should be a few minutes longer than The Next Generation.
I was just starting to eat a sandwich when they started talking about Chip Top, then I promptly wrapped it up after one bite for later.
This is my favorite hack the movies I've seen yet.
You guys said "family" so many times I thought I was watching a review for The Fast and the Furious here.
Haha that movie is about family!
They just need to start chanting it in unison and they’ll become the H3 podcast
Wouldn't mind seeing a "What is the Worst Hills Have Eyes Movie?" video at some point.
In Texas Chainsaw 3D, when that one cop with the camera phone gets hit in the back over and over, the noise he made used to scare me. But since then, not anymore, because thanks to Sir Christopher Lee, I know that in REALITY, you can't MAKE that sound during a backstabbing because the wind is knocked out of you. You ain't screaming if you just got hit in the back with a weighted object hard enough to split the skin. I can't even yell when I fall over.
TCM is one of my favorite horror franchises, but they gotta come up with something different. I'm thinking maybe do a Grandpa Sawyer origin/prequel movie or maybe one of Tobe's ideas from the 80's. Also they need to release the unreleased All American Massacre (2000) so we can get more Bill Moseley as Chop Top. Awesome episode!
I didn't even want to watch this again but it autoplayed and hooked me in
To me the best ones are: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003).
Headcheese 3: The Origin Story of Head 😂😂😂
Please have the dude with the mustache on more often, he is funny af.
Um, Tony? I don't think you have all the Ed Gein facts. He literally did everything you saw in The Texas Chan Saw Massacre from 1974 but without the family dynamic. It wasn't just a skin lamp, it was him eating women's flesh and wearing their skin as a costume around his house. And Leatherface's house was really decorated the way Ed's house was. Take the 4 members of the original TCM family and make one person out of them and you have Ed Gein in real life.
I liked the teaser trailer for 3. Besides it had Vigo Mortensen and Ken Foree.
Any chance of the original making it to 4K bluray?
Favorite line from the TCM,
" Look what your brother did to the door!"
The wolf creek show and movies are so good. And I’ve met John Jarratt twice at conventions in Melbourne Australia. His a really nice dude who let us take a photo with him and get an autograph.
I'm going with Leatherface from a few years ago myself. That film was so nothing I can barely remember it. At least all the other ones have SOMETHING memorable in them. And 2 is one of my favorite movies of all time.
1 and 2 plus remake are the only good one's in my opinion.
@@115spt2 I like Texas Chainsaw because of how stupid it is. Plus that girl is just hot.
TCM 2 has one of the best jumpscares ever.
@@robk.6591 2 has one of the best everythings ever.
@@kristiankapler1004 2 is awesome, but its kinda like evil dead 2. The first is horror and the second is more comedic...except TCM2 is like a acid trip compared to evil dead 2. (In a good way)
Dennis hopper duel wielding chainsawzzz fuck yeah
Part 2 is my FAVE!
And it ends with a woman inpowerment scene! Stretch is so awesome!
Stretch is one of the coolest final girls in my opinion
"only in the last few years has the glamorizing of serial killers become a thing." Norman bates, Hannibal Lecter and Charles Manson are happy to hear your misconception
I love the 2nd one! But also have a soft spot for part 3 because it’s more like Jason haha
2nd one rules!
The TCM franchise is almost completely made up of reboots and remakes - It's a mess. I love the first two, and 3 and Next Gen are guilty pleasures, but I pretty much hate the rest of them. Completely agree that I'd rather watch Next Generation than the Halloween Thorn trilogy. haha
Love the team!
29:16 Yesh in one script Stretch was Lefty's daughter and Sally and Franklin's cousin.
Dude thinks there's no cellphones in the Midwest. 😂
So if All American Massacre comes out that'll be the 10th movie and the 3rd direct sequel to 2? Lol
I loved Wolf Creek 1 , 2 and the Show. The show was and is a precursor to all these franchises nowadays going the same routes.
''Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation'' definitely! And the movie (Deranged: Confessions of a Necrophile) 1974. Was released right about the same time as the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre'', which is why the film, kind of faded into obscurity. ''Deranged'' is still a good movie. And is one of ''Roberts Blossom's'' best performances.
That's mad I totally forgot about Deranged. I had a VHS copy but all the best stuff was cut out.
31:57 I didn't know she was alive. I thought Chop Top was just crazy and pretending she was.
Is there a version of this where the dude in blue is muted when his voice hits that high note?
Texas Chainsaw 3D
Set between lets say 20 to FOURTHY years after the original.
Heather is in her 20s, bit then the stupid cop used a cellphone and i was oh, whatever...
Or, its in the present (2013) and Heather is 39 but kept her shape so great she blends with young adults like a glove.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 is hands down, the finest horror movie ever made.
That's why its the template for all the others, especially the 2003 remake.
You say bored, watching it on the small screen and have no idea of the cinematic masterpiece you missed.
Never in cinematic history has a film ever captured the sense of the walls closing in on you with such frantic and harrowing resolve.
From the very beginning, when they run over the armadillo, they're in the trap. They don't know it, but the viewer does, courtesy of the earring on the armadillo.
Because of the era in which it was made, they did go for a little slapstick humor, but the 2003 and 2006 movies have made me realize that might be a benefit.
Kate Hodge is the first actress in horror to rival Adrienne King's performance in Friday the 13th. She is the best final girl of the franchise.
Of most franchises. But that's why she got her own TV show.
I'm so sorry you didn't get to have the experience of seeing it on the big screen, before all the movies that follow its pattern.
You have no idea what you're missing. It's absolutely the best of the best.
The traps are horrifying, the sand bag trap is pure adrenaline. It is the only horror film in history that is so good it doesn't need gore.
Which is saying something.
Im so sorry you didn't get to experience the real film in the proper environment.
It's one of the top 5 greatest horror films of all time.
Surpasses all the screams, all the nightmare on elm streets, all the Halloweens.
Leatherface 90 is the most riveting, nonstop thrill on film. Period.
2003 wasn't a remake of the original, it was a remake of part 3 with a bigger budget.
Most of the time, it works, but the film dwells too much in pain and the final chase isn't as fulfilling. With all the money behind it, it should have been as good as Leatherface, but it's just not somehow.
You sat down with the wrong mindset. You obviously had already seen too many TCM films and you werent engaged at all.
This was the first film of its kind. Those tropes had never been done.
If you love horror films, Leatherface is hands down, one of the all time greats.
I'm so sorry you didn't get to experience it the way I did. In the theatre, with only 1 and 2 in existence.
You have no idea what you missed out on.
I love horror.
This is the very best of the very best.
If you don't have that experience, it is absolutely your loss.
I support Tony's verdict in this. I don't understand the intense hate for Texas Chainsaw 3D, that's one where for me it's so bad it's good.
You could do a "Go To Space Special" with Jason X and Leprechaun 4...
Or House of a 1000 corpses + Devil's Rejects
I hate Texas Chainsaw 3D, hell I hate all the TCM movies past 2, although I do have a soft spot for TNG, but I unironically love that "do your thing, cuz" line and I love how salty it makes everybody even more 🤣
I completely agree with everything you said. "Do your thing, cuz" would not be out of place in TCM 2, but the context and how mad it makes people is so hilarious. It is a similar reason to why I like Busta Rhymes in Halloween Resurrection.
2003 was fire the fact that they like next generation shows they should not be talking movies
Deliverance was 1972
Cool review guys, nothing beats the original, so many re-makes of a lot of films these days, because basically Hollywood ran out of ideas and milking existing IP's.. the original was great, it didn't need CG or high quality silicon resin for effects, it just knew how to draw you into the story. Resident Evil 7 on the PS4 basically ripped off the original movie, as it follows the cannibal Baker family with basically all the same personas and story as the film and a clone leather face with the chainsaw etc too, you should check it out, it is completely different and unlike other Resident Evil games and a FPS with an 80s horror movie feel to it.
Omg crying 😂😂 from the manscape ad.
Y’all should do a video, same as this but I guess ranking all of the children of the corn movies. So many are terrible and laughably bad but a decent one or two. Would be interesting so see y’all’s take on them
We would totally be down for that. We’ve been wanting to go back to those sequels for a while.
The remote control bionic leg is so hilarious 😂
I really enjoyed you guys this was great thank you
I like Leatherface being named Bubba. My nickname is Bubba.
East Texas has some swamps. Borders Louisiana.
The remake has too many sub plots. The weed thing, Leatherface, the family, the FAKE family, Kemper's engagement ring, the cannibalism thing, them trying to get to a Skynyrd concert, the little boy who may or may not be a good guy depending on what you think of his makeshift TCM 2 underground lair, Erin Hardesty (Jessica Biel) is pregnant, it's just too fucking much.
My Favorite is
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
And
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 Remake
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 2006 Remake Prequel
My Least favorite is
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3