Seth I don't think I could make it through this farce of a presidency and adminstration without your A Closer Look segments. Thanks for keeping me sane. You and your writing staff deserve ALL the Emmy's!!! 👍
They should not have allowed him to visit, because as we all knew, he blew it and turned it into a celebration of himself and all of the things he has promised, but failed to actually get done, but took away the attention from the Victims here!! Well since our illigitamite non president is unable to reach out with any empathy or compassion, we the people of America are beyond disgusted and extremely sorry for your losses and the fear that this event created! May the murdered RIP! Now, let's vote this self centered asshat and his creepy , greedy old rapey, racist old white mens club and take our Republic back and make it better, much better than its disgusting, dishonorable past! Our hearts, prayers and anger over this bs is with you Dayton, and el Paso and every place in America where domestic terrorism has been backed by this buffoon and his sycophants! 😒😒😪😪
“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.“ ~ FDR
Seth Meyers has been mailing it in for the last year and a half... he's just making money off the Trump presidency without actually providing one iota of help to actually get rid of him.
Totally agree...what would we do without these voices of reason like Seth, and Trevor, and Stephen, and Bill Maher, and all he others who have that special ability to not only laugh at their jokes, but also to be able to look at tragedy, or ignorance, or, in some cases, evil, without making light of it. And yet, they present it in a common sense way we can all laugh at.
If he is lost why return him at all. Just take his hand and put it in Pee Vee Pelosi's hand and then go wash your hands with strongest detergent you can find.
@@orijimi Good thing you're not Totally sure. From Slate June 2019: "The earliest “A Closer Look” segment on TH-cam from Late Night With Seth Meyers is from June 2, 2015, and is a discussion of the Patriot Act."
The thing is that 90% of Americans (Gun owners included) believe universal background checks are necessary. It's passed the Senate but Mitch McConnell is blocking it from going on to the House of Representatives. At this point it is literally one guy blocking everything. * Edit Sorry got the Senate and House mixed up. House of Representatives has passed it and it's being blocked from the Senate. Where I am it's currently late so my brain didn't catch it until after rereading.
@Aye Kay Anyone can buy a gun online. A lot of websites don't require background checks. A lot of sellers on those websites also don't want to do background checks if they don't have to. Maybe 50 years ago when the internet didn't exist this wouldn't be an issue. But yes, literally anyone could get a gun these days if they had money and a good wi-fi connection.
Basically, Chump just pointed out to Melania that he could see his reflection...vampires don't usually have reflections. Then Melania told him: "You think I'm blind? I'm not the one that needs a seeing eye dog, you stupid SOB.
It's a complex question. When historians in the future or academics specializing in "Trump studies" ask this in the future, I think the debate will go something like this: On the one hand, you're right, it's pointless and almost insulting to people who do actually engage in public reason with thoughtfulness and genuine intellectual curiosity for reporters to do this. On the other hand, think about the consequences of not doing this, of not insisting on reasons, evidence, argumentation and giving the President chances to provide these. The alternative would be, in a sad way, a kind of victory for Trump in that he would not only succeed in degrading the office of president but in a way also dragging down other institutions with him. I've thought the same thing you do, but have decided that it is better this way. I think journalists realize this is all they can do, they can't descend or back up any further. They have to stand their ground and insist on the rules of public reason ("kommunikative Rationalität" to invoke Habermas), regardless of whether Trump participates or not. It's all they can do and I would say it's all any of us can do.
@@kelliv2995 I think he cracked up because only about five people in the audience laughed at the joke and the rest were giving him blank stares. Tango and Cash? What's he talking about?
@@EdwardJCorndog how about Fat FAce Nixon Mumbling and YAmmering..."I want to see the ORINGES of the investigation?".. habhbha.,...or a classic "I like partying with Epstein.,.. he likes the ladies some even say he likes them REALLY Young?...or the weak as F "i asked President Putin and he said very strongly he didn't mess with the election" even though EVERY spy agency in the world said so.... he has a bunch of them...=]
"I am self-funding my campaign, the only one in either party. I'm not controlled by lobbyists or special interests." -Donald Trump ---Yet he received more than $11 million from NRA and has been doing their bidding ever since. But is anyone truly surprised??
And the NRA threat is completely hollow anyway. Does anyone think that the NRA or its followers would support someone against Trump? Nope, the only thing Trump cares about is making money and that if he upsets the NRA they might stop giving him cash.
You think that they are his jokes? Many [most?] are written by others. I assume all jokes are relatively fresh to him. Then he ad libs a lot ...Sooo...your criticism falls short. ✌🏽👉🏼 #urwelcome
@@jevonsiler3538 The normal process is, that a bunch of writers, including the person on stage, think the whole day about jokes and decide together, which will be said. It's highly unlikely, that there are ones, he has not seen.
he has literally been coasting his entire presidency. I honestly feel he never even wanted to be president. it almost feels like a house of cards season. Where he campaigned, thinking he had no shot, to just muddy up the system and call names, but then he and others realized racism is for some sad reason still popular in this country, and he ran with it. but then again, this all assumes he is smart. an accidental president is about to serve a second term. the world is pointing and laughing at us.
In America, the ONLY thing easier to buy than a gun is a REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN. And they have no shame being sold to the highest bidder too.... Sgt Bonespur, Moscow Mitch, Leningrad Lindsay
Seth is the most adorable thing when he breaks, I can't get over it! It's hard to beat a bunny yawn but Seth does when he just rolls with whatever he's on about!
I’ve **loved** the USA every time I’ve visited. I’d love to come with my husband and son one day. My visits to NYC in my early 20s were transformative and live long in the memory. Unfortunately, I’d be utterly terrified to come over at the moment 🙁 Feeling for all you lovely Americans. There is so much good there and you’re being ruled by a horror. (PS I’m British and, as you know, we’re having a pretty crumby time at the moment, too 😶)
😪 much love back to you ❤️❤️❤️🤔🤔🤔🤔lets not be afraid...but strong 💪🏼 ..take our dignity back ..go nose to nose with these corrupt asshole bullies n put em all back where they belong in the filthy, slimy muck of the underworld in hell!
@Aye Kay exactly why is it that because someone makes a comment that you find issue with that it becomes a reason to resort to name calling?? BTW... no one has paid their 2019 taxes yet.
@Aye Kay firstly I completely agree with Rafael, Trump is proud of not paying taxes. Secondly, Trump could so easily end the speculations by *publicly showing his recent tax returns* as he promised.
The sign of a really pathetic politician, is when he's interviewed and he's clearly just stalling for any statements on his political views - because he doesn't have any. That's Donald Trump in a nutshell.
This is exactly what Trump is doing: "Hitler's Basic Principles of Demagoguery: These principles are abstracted from Jowett & O'Donnell. • Avoid abstract ideas - appeal to the emotions. • Constantly repeat just a few ideas. Use stereotyped phrases. • Give only one side of the argument. • Continuously criticize your opponents. • Pick out one special "enemy" for special vilification".
Standard protocol for Republican response to mass shootings: Day 1: Thoughts and prayers Day 2: We condemn the dems for their disgusting politicizing of a national tragedy!! Day 3: NRA pay day, WE LOVE THE SECOND AMENDMENT Day 4: GOLF!!!
@@taetae8292 Introduce legislature to limit gun ownership such as banning assault weapons and military-grade ammo clips. Republicans oh so compassionately shot them all down to appease their backers at the NRA. Republicans, you know, the party that preaches family values and the value of life...when they're in need of suckers.
But he does stop. When he is lashing out at others folks, like random stars, races, countries... and he now spices it up with lashing out at people who said nice things about him, because I guess he is so used to people saying he is a walking desaster, he just assumes everyone does it.
I don't know what to think anymore............it's like scraping the bottom of a barrel intellectually. What senseless reply this time? Same as last time? Same nonsense tomorrow? Can't afford to be numb and dumb about it. But it's a teeth clench every time..........
@@Proj_Doomsday This is his direct response about Israel. I do hope you do more research about the candidate you want to vote for. th-cam.com/video/kbSAMNUzxhg/w-d-xo.html
Guns like Automobiles, should require the same legal regulations: Age level, written and hands-on test, license, registration, and INSURANCE for every single one.
Here in canada you have to take a firearms safety course ,and pass a written test. They had us register our weapons ,and they must be stored in specific ways. Truth be told the registration didn’t go over very well us country folk and many still are unregistered to this day.
Oooh I like that. Some California counties require insurance to be allowed to have pit bull type dogs. They go by head size. People lost their living animals because they couldn't get insurance, some counties outlawed pit bull type dogs totally. I'd say dogs contribute to a person's pursuit of happiness and should be a constitutional right. Also, does the right to keep and bear arms include other things called arms? Tanks? Hand grenades? Armed militias that want to violently overturn the government should be cause for concern, but trump doesn't believe USA intelligence agencies. Acting heads of this and that, avoids all the pesky vetting process and confirmation.
@@Pfunky2007 Aw, what a triggered lil trumpanzee. Those little nicknames are simple and weak compared to Teleprompter Trump and Bankrupt Trump, and Racist Trump.
@@crispusattucks4007 "Try being genuine for once" That's disingenuous. You have no way of knowing if this person has been genuine or not before this. Try being genuine for once. 🤣
@@crispusattucks4007 You are confusing me making fun of you with politics. 😁 I could explain what my intentions were with that comment, but I won't. And you can pretend this is political if that makes you happy. 😉
Because ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. As long as he is in office he HAS to stay in public eye or else he will really get out of control. Can you imagine what kind of crap he would do if the only people reporting on him were Fox? If you think he is bad now, that eventuality would make what he is doing now seem like the actions of a complete humanitarian.
@@erebostenebris3954 ~ Agreed. And not only to keep DT accountable (to the small extent that we can), but to stop covering the full spectrum is to abdicate the role of the press. Faux is partisan propaganda and hackery because they report only through their narrow view. Legitimate free press needs be better. They may not be perfect, but they try to do the right thing.
Sending Love and Prayers to all the victims and family members from a Canadian I can’t wait for this Trump “Presidency” nightmare to end forever next year
Yeah, because love and prayers help so damn much. Nice thought, and unfortunately the only thing people outside of the US can do, but come on. This nonsense is something republicans say ALL THE TIME when there is a shooting instead of actually doing something, thinking, they did enough.
@@haasher10 I'm stating blatantly obvious facts here and don't take any sort of anger out on you. Thoughts and prayers or like you wrote it, love and prayers, don't help anything in the US. Never did, never will.
@@haasher10 - please know that for every atheist who has a personal problem with your word choice, there are a hundred other people you made feel a little bit better with your empathy and compassion. I'm not religious myself, but the kindness of your comment touched me, just as someone offering a hug. Thank you for that.
Dementors also known as Trump is among the foulest creatures that walk this earth(the white house) They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope and happiness out of the air around them. ... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory, will be sucked out of you
We are going to do something that goes "beyond anything that's been done so far" ...😂😂😂 Yeah, that's how it usually works, grandpa. Otherwise it would already be done 😂😂😂
@Emmett Hardie I think it speaks for itself that you foresee "farting in the wind" to be your greatest achievement ... ever. I must say, it is king of refreshing to hear a republican speak so candidly about their actual plans on how to make America great again. LOL. Because that's all you republicans are full of... *hot air* ... So, let the farting begin. Maybe it sucks the stupid out of you too. LOL.
A *sharp* stick? You give him far too much credit.
In his defence, its a sharp stick that was used to poke a paper bag of flaming dog doo away from the white house front door.
More like a sharp grain of rice
You said it before I did, so here's a like instead of just repeating your comment.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
@@heatherlowry754 But, rice is useful...
Seth I don't think I could make it through this farce of a presidency and adminstration without your A Closer Look segments. Thanks for keeping me sane. You and your writing staff deserve ALL the Emmy's!!! 👍
Yeah you tards always need somebody dumb to tell you how to think.
@@yapandasoftware Well that was just mean.
@@yapandasoftware
You mean like how Trump needs Hannity and Fox and Friends to tell _him_ how to feel?
@@jonathanconnor7920 if that makes you sleep better at night believing such nonsense.
@@XxThunderflamexX sometimes the truth isn't nice.
Man... if ignorance is bliss, Trump must feel like he's on ecstacy 24/7.
LMAOOOOOO ..........NOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
Angel Black, you get an award for: "Quote of the Day"!! 💯%
🏆 👍 💖
Suddenly him saying he's a healthy young person makes so much sense.
He will be melted into a vat of acid for later consumption.
Yummy goodies.
That Mickey Mouse, Maga Kult are on the same sh*t.
I feel so bad for the mayor of Dayton she's like "wtf?"
We all are
@@mikereseigh you win
Right
True that
They should not have allowed him to visit, because as we all knew, he blew it and turned it into a celebration of himself and all of the things he has promised, but failed to actually get done, but took away the attention from the Victims here!! Well since our illigitamite non president is unable to reach out with any empathy or compassion, we the people of America are beyond disgusted and extremely sorry for your losses and the fear that this event created! May the murdered RIP! Now, let's vote this self centered asshat and his creepy , greedy old rapey, racist old white mens club and take our Republic back and make it better, much better than its disgusting, dishonorable past! Our hearts, prayers and anger over this bs is with you Dayton, and el Paso and every place in America where domestic terrorism has been backed by this buffoon and his sycophants! 😒😒😪😪
Seth and his writers bring laughter to some dire situations. Thank you.
“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.“ ~ FDR
Seeing Seth laugh at his own jokes is so damn pure.
Yes! It is getting harder and harder to laugh these days!
Test 1, 2, 3
Brainstormer623 He’s laughing at his writer’s jokes. Not laughing at his own jokes. But hey, if it’s funny....laughing is contagious. Lol
Love Seth. Very talented!
Seth Meyers has been mailing it in for the last year and a half... he's just making money off the Trump presidency without actually providing one iota of help to actually get rid of him.
Love Seth and these writers!!! It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Pfunky2007
Overcome by his emotions? Please. You must be talking about Trump.
Any night without Seth is a very bad, terrible night. I love him beyond anything that's been done so far.
"Master of using a bunch of words to say absolutely nothing" this defines his presidency
Seth made me laugh laughing at his own joke. Thank you for making this grim world a better place.
sheila taylor watching him laugh at his own jokes is like my favorite thing 😂 he’s great
Totally agree...what would we do without these voices of reason like Seth, and Trevor, and Stephen, and Bill Maher, and all he others who have that special ability to not only laugh at their jokes, but also to be able to look at tragedy, or ignorance, or, in some cases, evil, without making light of it. And yet, they present it in a common sense way we can all laugh at.
Jim Reynolds Well said.
@Agent Fungus There's no doubt about the healing effects of laughter. These days we can use it.
Watch the "A Closer Look" where he accidentally slips up and calls Trump "Steve." One of my favorite clips.
oh god no! if he gets lost, return him anywhere BUT 1600 penn.
Middle of any ocean is a good second option.
If lost, please send to Venezuela.
May be to the dog pound with that stick!!
Send him to hell where he belongs.
If he is lost why return him at all. Just take his hand and put it in Pee Vee Pelosi's hand and then go wash your hands with strongest detergent you can find.
I just realized how much I’ve been watching A Closer Look since Trump was elected.
This episode is accurately spot on!!!
Seth Myers, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah is my lineup for political humor!
1MFilms ... Same here.
I'm pretty sure A Closer Look didn't exist before Trump's 2016 campaign.
it really is almost always BRILLIANT! (I never had noticed it much before... Trump)
@@orijimi Good thing you're not Totally sure. From Slate June 2019: "The earliest “A Closer Look” segment on TH-cam from Late Night With Seth Meyers is from June 2, 2015, and is a discussion of the Patriot Act."
If found, do NOT return to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Thanks.
Ruby Doomsday
Send to gulag!
Return him to 1901 D Street SE instead; it would be more appropriate.
Fullvinyl
😸😹
PREACH! Xoxo from Austin
If found, return to MOSCOW.
I can’t wrap my head around anyone’s objection to universal background checks, if you need a gun immediately, perhaps that’s a red flag 🤔
To quote Homer Simpson after being told there's a 3 day waiting period "Awww, but I'm angry now".
Aye Kay please educate us.
The thing is that 90% of Americans (Gun owners included) believe universal background checks are necessary. It's passed the Senate but Mitch McConnell is blocking it from going on to the House of Representatives.
At this point it is literally one guy blocking everything.
* Edit
Sorry got the Senate and House mixed up. House of Representatives has passed it and it's being blocked from the Senate. Where I am it's currently late so my brain didn't catch it until after rereading.
@Aye Kay
Anyone can buy a gun online. A lot of websites don't require background checks. A lot of sellers on those websites also don't want to do background checks if they don't have to.
Maybe 50 years ago when the internet didn't exist this wouldn't be an issue. But yes, literally anyone could get a gun these days if they had money and a good wi-fi connection.
Moscow Mitch claims it’ll be the first item on the agenda when the senate reconvenes. I won’t hold my breath
“I think something’s gonna be come up with...” So articulate!
People should chant Pay Your Bills!!! at Trump rallies
Brilliant!
The various states should refuse to let him in until his debt is paid. "Your name's not down, you're not coming in."
The sooner Trump leaves office, the sooner he goes to prison.
VOTE!
#arresthim2019
Guess you will be waiting a while.
BRIH THE SOONER OUR UNBORN CGIKDREN ARE SAFE. REUMP QAS PUSHONG FOR THE TEACHER VETERANS TO HOLD. GUN IN SCHOOLS THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS.
Nancy King KKK all the way! 🇲🇦
Nancy King I guess all your friends and family are uneducated buffoons too
Seth is the best one on night late shows. He is smart and has so much empathy❤️
"Congress is about to come up with something very good."
THEY'RE ON VACATION.
He is just so stupid. Like when he said he was going to pass a tax cut for the middle class when congress was out! He knows nothing about anything!
And that infrastructure bill that he was "looking hard" to pass that hadn't been written or even considered.
Technically they’re always on vacation
David Birch
MIA‼️
nobody knew healthcare would be so complicated
I liked him pointing out the puddle and wonder what Melania said to keep him from jumping in it.
Jaime Johnesee That’s far enough jackass.
No puta for a week !
Yes Donald, that's you in the shiny water!
Don't jump in you'll melt!!
Basically, Chump just pointed out to Melania that he could see his reflection...vampires don't usually have reflections. Then Melania told him: "You think I'm blind? I'm not the one that needs a seeing eye dog, you stupid SOB.
Seth's gloves are completely off and I love it
Why do journalists speak to him as if he has a brain? 🤦🏻♀️
Marie Blade Or a soul.
Paycheck
To prove he's a moron.
Marie Blade 👀👀👀🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 EXACTLY
It's a complex question. When historians in the future or academics specializing in "Trump studies" ask this in the future, I think the debate will go something like this: On the one hand, you're right, it's pointless and almost insulting to people who do actually engage in public reason with thoughtfulness and genuine intellectual curiosity for reporters to do this. On the other hand, think about the consequences of not doing this, of not insisting on reasons, evidence, argumentation and giving the President chances to provide these. The alternative would be, in a sad way, a kind of victory for Trump in that he would not only succeed in degrading the office of president but in a way also dragging down other institutions with him. I've thought the same thing you do, but have decided that it is better this way. I think journalists realize this is all they can do, they can't descend or back up any further. They have to stand their ground and insist on the rules of public reason ("kommunikative Rationalität" to invoke Habermas), regardless of whether Trump participates or not. It's all they can do and I would say it's all any of us can do.
Every time i hear Wayne's name i remember George Carlin doing a bit about him " hi I'm Wayne I'm a gun guy.... Bang bang."
Trump is not a sharp stick. At best, a dull crooked stick.
A dull spoon
Wet sock
A piece of fecal matter with an anus for a mouth.
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Back half of a red-violet crayon
"If found, return to Kremlin"
Fixed it for ya Seth.
No. It's if found, send to Saudi embassy in Turkey and promise we won't look for remains.
Please send to North Korea.
@@Heather-xz8fk But not where the rich people live.
but not to Mexico. you guys promised us a wall to keep him away...
Gotta love when Seth can’t talk because he can’t stop laughing😆
check out this then. they totally lose it
th-cam.com/video/bPhUhypV27w/w-d-xo.html
Yeah...only why did he crack up like that? He sure thought it was hilarious anyway 😲
I really loved that laugh, he looked so happy
He drew a blank and laughed over it😉
@@kelliv2995 I think he cracked up because only about five people in the audience laughed at the joke and the rest were giving him blank stares.
Tango and Cash? What's he talking about?
Biden may not be the greatest guy ever but that “he needs to get a life” quote was amazing.
i agree. It was so Biden!
What about his quote "Poor kids are just as talented and bright as white kids."
@M A His policies are similar to Trump's ? Which ones ? All of them ? Could you be more specific ?
M A i know. Im just saying that one quote was great
@@EdwardJCorndog how about Fat FAce Nixon Mumbling and YAmmering..."I want to see the ORINGES of the investigation?".. habhbha.,...or a classic "I like partying with Epstein.,.. he likes the ladies some even say he likes them REALLY Young?...or the weak as F "i asked President Putin and he said very strongly he didn't mess with the election" even though EVERY spy agency in the world said so.... he has a bunch of them...=]
"I am self-funding my campaign, the only one in either party. I'm not controlled by lobbyists or special interests." -Donald Trump
---Yet he received more than $11 million from NRA and has been doing their bidding ever since. But is anyone truly surprised??
Toad Jiang *$30 million...
I wish the NRA would simply disband and fall apart.
Nope
Haha! Milking that Tango & Cash joke!
And the NRA threat is completely hollow anyway. Does anyone think that the NRA or its followers would support someone against Trump? Nope, the only thing Trump cares about is making money and that if he upsets the NRA they might stop giving him cash.
The funniest part is watching Seth laugh at his own jokes, he's adorable LOL.
Indeed
You think that they are his jokes? Many [most?] are written by others. I assume all jokes are relatively fresh to him. Then he ad libs a lot ...Sooo...your criticism falls short. ✌🏽👉🏼
#urwelcome
I love it when Seth cracks himself up and they don't cut it out, makes it feel all the more real and personal to me
@@jevonsiler3538 The normal process is, that a bunch of writers, including the person on stage, think the whole day about jokes and decide together, which will be said.
It's highly unlikely, that there are ones, he has not seen.
He's Funny, and sadly, so is Trump.
He's losing it. If he get's reelected it will be really a bad day for the US.
You might as well as forget it, the world won't wait for us.
We already had a real bad day when he got elected the first time.
He's losing what. You can't lose something that was never there.
If Biden is the Democratic nominee, Trump will certainly win.
@@TawsifEC Well, that didn’t work out
All that grass and he stands next to the only puddle....stable genius
To be fair (Hurp), he was waiting for Melania.
@@FallenOne669 He remembered hes married?
@@FallenOne669 But he started to walk off without her! He is such an idiot!
@@FallenOne669She probably made the puddle...for him, by request💦👴💦
Seth is sooo over the absurdity of Trump! You can tell in the first 5 seconds of the video! 🤣
aren't we all? 2020 can't come soon enough.
Yep. I think everyone is drained. At least Seth has new material every show. Not really a bright side but it keeps it new.
I thought that too.
Another day drinking segment needed I think.
I noticed that too in the last episode. He dropped a few more cusses than usual.
He’s been having that look for the last week or so....Were all exhausted. This orange mf won’t stfu for two seconds so we can relax
Biden's response was perfect! "He should get a life"
Best quote of the decade
"Like we never had before" is one of #45's tells. When he uses this phrase, he has no ideas on the subject.
Well, we've never had a president like him before.
I completely AGREE.
Boo Stover: He said the same thing about his non-existent healthcare plan!
Grifter: "better than you can ever imagine"
he has literally been coasting his entire presidency. I honestly feel he never even wanted to be president. it almost feels like a house of cards season. Where he campaigned, thinking he had no shot, to just muddy up the system and call names, but then he and others realized racism is for some sad reason still popular in this country, and he ran with it. but then again, this all assumes he is smart. an accidental president is about to serve a second term. the world is pointing and laughing at us.
In America, the ONLY thing easier to buy than a gun is a REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN. And they have no shame being sold to the highest bidder too.... Sgt Bonespur, Moscow Mitch, Leningrad Lindsay
Sigh..
I was a sergeant in the Army. Trump was a chickenshit that never served. Don’t add a title he didn’t earn.
Draft Dodger Donnie Bonespur
Melania is easier than both of those.
*putin holds a money bag laughing at mitch and trump*
They're gonna have to put a boot on Air Force One 😂
I died at the boot on Air Force One! 😂🤣
Always a good video when you have Seth break and laugh along at it all.
I wonder if he cut the full joke short, as what he said really wasn't worth all that laughing, although he clearly found it very funny.
Seth is the most adorable thing when he breaks, I can't get over it! It's hard to beat a bunny yawn but Seth does when he just rolls with whatever he's on about!
“He should get a life” 😂😂😂😂
But he's campaigning for the life trump has... Lol 🤔
😄 😄 😄 😄
@@seehazesmoke if your life is your job sure
he has a life waiting for him in prison with his "bud"Tyrone.They will be like two peas in a pod!!!!!!
It would be funnier, if he said Trump should just do goes job and role this country.
El Paso: you have outstanding debt.
Trump: why Thankyou.
No, the sign should read "If found please return to the Kremlin"
Taylor Craig Newbold well said!!
Perfect! 😂
Yes, because he is a socialist!?
"*When* found, send to Siberian group home"
@In4cer in4cer I thank you, Seth is funny and all, but Trump is not made for 2019. Get educated people.. C'mon...
Seth's occasional little giggle is more effective than my antidepressants. I absolutely love it
I loved when he was struggling to hold it together during the Tango and Cash bit
U funny😄
I’ve **loved** the USA every time I’ve visited. I’d love to come with my husband and son one day. My visits to NYC in my early 20s were transformative and live long in the memory. Unfortunately, I’d be utterly terrified to come over at the moment 🙁 Feeling for all you lovely Americans. There is so much good there and you’re being ruled by a horror. (PS I’m British and, as you know, we’re having a pretty crumby time at the moment, too 😶)
We are trembling in our boots everyday. This is a sad time in America, indeed
Good luck to us both. 😥
You're right! I live here, and I'm scared over gun violence. I often think I should move away.
😪 much love back to you ❤️❤️❤️🤔🤔🤔🤔lets not be afraid...but strong 💪🏼 ..take our dignity back ..go nose to nose with these corrupt asshole bullies n put em all back where they belong in the filthy, slimy muck of the underworld in hell!
I completely understand.
Seth you're number one on my list as funniest Late Night Host. The fact that you write material makes your #1.
2:45 I wonder if a bird has ever tried to land on his head with a twig in their beak.
veronica beck made me literally lol
Does he ever actually go on those helicopters he's always yelling next to?
ladyofelysium how else would he get to his golf course?
I pray everyday that thing goes down.
He’s too scared to us the briefing room
they put him next to the chopper to disguise the fact that he always yell-talks.
they’re just massive blades on the grass to make the press seem ridiculous. backfired.
If Trump is so rich then why can't he pay his bills ?
Yet another new low for a standing US president.
That bill would be paid by the campaign, so I don't know why it was not.
@Aye Kay If I remember correctly, in one of the debates with Hillary Clinton, Trump actually said he didn't pay taxes because he was smart.
Aye Kay Based on no facts? We have his tax returns from 1985-94...
@Aye Kay exactly why is it that because someone makes a comment that you find issue with that it becomes a reason to resort to name calling?? BTW... no one has paid their 2019 taxes yet.
@Aye Kay firstly I completely agree with Rafael, Trump is proud of not paying taxes.
Secondly, Trump could so easily end the speculations by *publicly showing his recent tax returns* as he promised.
The sign of a really pathetic politician, is when he's interviewed and he's clearly just stalling for any statements on his political views - because he doesn't have any.
That's Donald Trump in a nutshell.
More fitting, a really pathetic cult leader.
@@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 Which still = Donald Trump.
"The sign of a really pathetic politician"
He's a pathetic excuse of a human being.
Hey, you notice how no one in Germany has named their son "Adolf" for decades?
That's gonna be the USA with "Donald".
I appreciate your optimism but I don’t think his supporters will wake up and slowly regain a moral compass at the end of his term.
Sorry, but there will be hundreds if not thousands of ttrump supporters naming there offspring Donald.
"oMG lITerallyy HiTlerr!". orange man bad am i right
I feel bad for Donald Duck, one of my favorite Disney character that shares the same name as Orange Twittler.
Donald duck must be screaming in a room and everyone’s running away
This is exactly what Trump is doing:
"Hitler's Basic Principles
of Demagoguery:
These principles are abstracted from Jowett & O'Donnell.
• Avoid abstract ideas - appeal to the emotions.
• Constantly repeat just a few ideas. Use stereotyped phrases.
• Give only one side of the argument.
• Continuously criticize your opponents.
• Pick out one special "enemy" for special vilification".
RUBEN CARDOSO Wow you sound sooooooo smart! Are you a professor??
@Crispus Attucks
Uhhhh....good one?
@Frank Martinez OMG are you soooooooo serious right now??
You can say that about both sides
but how come some people are so responsive to this tactic while others see right through it? his whole persona gives me the creeps.
Sen. Sherrod Brown isn’t a presidential candidate! So of course he’d be 0%! WTF!
Standard protocol for Republican response to mass shootings:
Day 1: Thoughts and prayers
Day 2: We condemn the dems for their disgusting politicizing of a national tragedy!!
Day 3: NRA pay day, WE LOVE THE SECOND AMENDMENT
Day 4: GOLF!!!
Don't forget the other portion of Day 2, try to convince people that more guns is the solution instead of the problem.
What was the Dems response when Obama had 8yrs to do something
You forgot blame video games
@@taetae8292 Introduce legislature to limit gun ownership such as banning assault weapons and military-grade ammo clips. Republicans oh so compassionately shot them all down to appease their backers at the NRA. Republicans, you know, the party that preaches family values and the value of life...when they're in need of suckers.
They can take their NRA money and shove it!
To imply Trump is "back" to lashing out at critics would imply that he had stopped at some point.
Well, he can't lash with his hands full of cheeseburger can he?
But he does stop. When he is lashing out at others folks, like random stars, races, countries... and he now spices it up with lashing out at people who said nice things about him, because I guess he is so used to people saying he is a walking desaster, he just assumes everyone does it.
How is this segment of ol' Seth not a form of "lashing out". It's all lashing out, pumpkin. It's politics.
"If found, DON'T return him to 1600 PA Ave."
Okay, for real, who's ACTUALLY President of the United States? This reality show's gone on too long.
Mike Pence.
Somebody broke the time machine and now we're stuck on ground hog day.
We don't have a President right now, we have a phony Reality TV star who does nothing but watch TV all day.
Surprise, it's always been the queen of england.
That’s got to be the most passive sentence ever: “Something good is going to be come up with...”
I don't know what to think anymore............it's like scraping the bottom of a barrel intellectually. What senseless reply this time? Same as last time? Same nonsense tomorrow? Can't afford to be numb and dumb about it. But it's a teeth clench every time..........
Just proof he doesn't make any of the policies that matter
I love when Seth can't stop laughing about something. His enjoyment of his job is part of what makes him so fun to watch.
ADORED THE GIGGLES SETH !!! Keep up the good work.
Trumps most often used lines:”like you’ve never seen before”, “I’ve been told”, “people are saying”, “were doing some really good........”.
All very vague.
"They are murderers, they are rapists" and he also said "We are going to build a wall" and "sent them back"
Looks like you had a typo. Lies doesn't have an n in it.
Not much in favor of Biden but "He should get a life" ... snap! Dude, that was awesome.
I'd like a background check on
Trump
But he's fighting that
We know his background. He's been a crook & con man his entire life.
Russia is No friend to Israel
I want his birth certificate. I want proof he was in fact born and not summoned here by some demonic ritual.
👍 Vote Bernie 2020!!! 👍
I WROTE THE DAMN BILL!!! 😎
Andrew Yang
Sanders 2020
@@Proj_Doomsday Ew, you mean yang the guy who didn't contribute to anything before deciding to run for president. The one who's in Israel's point ?
@@otogun3324 hahahahaha! You should learn about him before you start bashing him. Google TedX Andrew Yang.
@@Proj_Doomsday This is his direct response about Israel. I do hope you do more research about the candidate you want to vote for.
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Guns like Automobiles, should require the same legal regulations: Age level, written and hands-on test, license, registration, and INSURANCE for every single one.
Here in canada you have to take a firearms safety course ,and pass a written test. They had us register our weapons ,and they must be stored in specific ways. Truth be told the registration didn’t go over very well us country folk and many still are unregistered to this day.
A fair assessment. The 2nd amendment guarantees a right, but exercising that right demands responsibility.
Oooh I like that. Some California counties require insurance to be allowed to have pit bull type dogs. They go by head size. People lost their living animals because they couldn't get insurance, some counties outlawed pit bull type dogs totally. I'd say dogs contribute to a person's pursuit of happiness and should be a constitutional right. Also, does the right to keep and bear arms include other things called arms? Tanks? Hand grenades? Armed militias that want to violently overturn the government should be cause for concern, but trump doesn't believe USA intelligence agencies. Acting heads of this and that, avoids all the pesky vetting process and confirmation.
Molly for president 2020
@Hulk Smash i think she's a raver...
Lock him up.
He's just a log.
Heavy, useless, gets in the way, not remotely sharp.
I thought Trump was more of a lump, but I agree with your analogy. 😂😂👍🏿👍🏿
Log is to useful, log are use for fire
Something that is to useless that nobody will never use
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@@celticwolff5429 Oh the remember
That Blockbuster Tango and Cash bit is easily my favorite thing this month.
This is one of Seth's best!
Amazing O's! Titleist golf balls with dollar signs on them 😂 😂
Crazy Bernie, Sleepy Joe... those nicknames are not even clever and yet his base thinks that they are. smh.
because they think it's clever or are they mindless sheeple?
@Aye Kay It's not "people" repeating them. Trump uses these nicknames every time he tweets about Sanders or Biden.
Teleprompter Trump
Cloud
If you added all the IQ points for everyone in Trump's base, you'd still end up with a two digit figure.
@@Pfunky2007 Aw, what a triggered lil trumpanzee. Those little nicknames are simple and weak compared to Teleprompter Trump and Bankrupt Trump, and Racist Trump.
"The effects of Adderall are wonderful,
for a narcissist."
.
We need to get past all this hatred so we can decide what kind of world we're going to leave Keith Richards.
Brilliant! Hahahahaha!
😂😂😂 he'll outlive us all!!
Not bad
Lol 😆👍.
Trump ain't a "sharp stick*, he is a dull one.
I was gonna say a thorn in the side
Like any stick, he should just be broken into bits and used to start a chimney fire.
@@TheNefastor You think that every single stick on earth has always been broken into bits and used to start a chimney fire?
@@crispusattucks4007 I don't, but this particular stick is only good for starting a fire with.
@@TheNefastor I don't get your POINT. Get it?
As usual, Seth has knocked it out of the park. 👍🏼
"He should get a life."
That's a campaign slogan right there.
Better one: “He should get life.”
Brilliant. That should be his campaign slogan.
The bills are the only thing with Trump that’s outstanding. 😅
You laughed at your own joke?
bigpimpdaddy69 It’s dishonest and deceptive. Try being genuine for once
@@crispusattucks4007 "Try being genuine for once"
That's disingenuous. You have no way of knowing if this person has been genuine or not before this.
Try being genuine for once. 🤣
@@benjaminolsson2162 "Try being genuine for once is disingenuous." Liberalism 2019, folks
@@crispusattucks4007 You are confusing me making fun of you with politics. 😁
I could explain what my intentions were with that comment, but I won't. And you can pretend this is political if that makes you happy. 😉
Seth Meyers is quite possibly the greatest TV show host EVER!
Loved Joe Biden's speech. Told the truth, a refreshing change from Trumps non-stop nonsense!
He’s gonna get so much mileage out of that lawn wandering. And I approve.
I have said this before. Seth’s laughter gives me life. 😂
I love Seth too but he doesn't give me life. Why?
Because it's an absurd expression.
Ingrid Dubbel Well he makes me forget my crippling depression so it’s the same thing for me.
To call trump a sharp stick is a bit too much
he's definitely not sharp at all.
A dull dick
What if everyone stopped covering this clown and only reported on progressives and new ideas?
shahrzadooooo He'd probably start a war to get attention back on himself.
Because ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. As long as he is in office he HAS to stay in public eye or else he will really get out of control. Can you imagine what kind of crap he would do if the only people reporting on him were Fox? If you think he is bad now, that eventuality would make what he is doing now seem like the actions of a complete humanitarian.
He would definitely lose his mind
@@charlleedodson I think that ship sailed a loooong time ago
@@erebostenebris3954 ~ Agreed. And not only to keep DT accountable (to the small extent that we can), but to stop covering the full spectrum is to abdicate the role of the press. Faux is partisan propaganda and hackery because they report only through their narrow view. Legitimate free press needs be better. They may not be perfect, but they try to do the right thing.
Love you, Seth, you always make my day with your so true humour and in this crazy America with the crazy president we have right now it is so needed.
It's just like Teddy Roosevelt said, "Yell loudly and jab with a sharp stick."
😂🤣
😂😂
Thanks for my Friday morning chuckle 😆
Just do it:
*DUMPDUMBTRUMP2020*
Yes we can!
seth cracking up brings me joy
10.40 love how Seth makes himself laugh with jokes he truly loves
nbbim2012 how do people like this guy, he’s so cringeworthy
That's why we like him. Cringe is life.
@@hmmminteresting2451 , Don't know, why don't you ask Trumptards why they like a narcissist that keeps lying to their face over and over again.
How do you even have highlights around your eyes when you’re orange. The hell...? Lol
Kintaro817Oe Gaming Suntan machine goggles. Most of us just did it when we were stupid teenagers.
@@annerodgers4081 That orange is applied with an airbrush.
So many catchphrases! number 284 "were gonna do something thats never been done before" lol
mississippi raids just heartbreaking
It's all about the cruelty!
What until those plants go out of business !!! Because of no workers !!!
@8:08 the message from the NRA was : "we have the same tapes that Putin and Epstein had; back off... "
Sending Love and Prayers to all the victims and family members from a Canadian
I can’t wait for this Trump “Presidency” nightmare to end forever next year
Yeah, because love and prayers help so damn much. Nice thought, and unfortunately the only thing people outside of the US can do, but come on. This nonsense is something republicans say ALL THE TIME when there is a shooting instead of actually doing something, thinking, they did enough.
@@Eisdax hey I'm just paying my respects don't take your anger of the republicans out on me I hate them as much as you
IT WONT end.. EVEN IF THIS ORANGE TWITLER is GONE THE ZIONIST AND THE NEOCONS WILL STILL BE THERE..
@@haasher10 I'm stating blatantly obvious facts here and don't take any sort of anger out on you. Thoughts and prayers or like you wrote it, love and prayers, don't help anything in the US. Never did, never will.
@@haasher10 - please know that for every atheist who has a personal problem with your word choice, there are a hundred other people you made feel a little bit better with your empathy and compassion. I'm not religious myself, but the kindness of your comment touched me, just as someone offering a hug. Thank you for that.
Aliens explaining basketball as: throwing an orange orb?
One of Seth's writers definitely is a fan of Nathan W Pyle...
As they damn well should be.
HE'S LIKE CANTINFLAS A VERY FAMOUS MEXICAN COMEDIAN FROM THE 50'S WHO USED TO SAY A LOT OF THINGS WITHOUT REALLY SAYING/MEANING ANTYTHING!
Donald trump when translated to Spanish means old bag full of hot air.
👸🏻🚬🍺🥃U OLD
8:45 using a bunch of words to say absolutely nothing... In Mexico we have a verb for that is called "Cantinflear"
Asi como digo una cosa digo otra
"Have you seen Tango and Cash? I'm a Tango guy"
Nah, pretty sure Trump prefers cash.
It's kinda refreshing watching these old Late Night's with an audience.😊
Seth is so funny.
Seth‘s laugh saves my day 😍
I just love it when Seth gets tickled with himself.. it is adorable.
"If found, return to Loompaland" is more like it
Dementors also known as Trump is among the foulest creatures that walk this earth(the white house) They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope and happiness out of the air around them. ... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory, will be sucked out of you
We are going to do something that goes "beyond anything that's been done so far" ...😂😂😂
Yeah, that's how it usually works, grandpa. Otherwise it would already be done 😂😂😂
Unless he regresses, and calls it "progress"... it's not a longshot.😑
MAFIA much?
@Emmett Hardie I think it speaks for itself that you foresee "farting in the wind" to be your greatest achievement ... ever. I must say, it is king of refreshing to hear a republican speak so candidly about their actual plans on how to make America great again. LOL. Because that's all you republicans are full of... *hot air* ... So, let the farting begin. Maybe it sucks the stupid out of you too. LOL.
Keep on keeping on news media! Call him what he is! Over and over again!