My story on how I was on the verge of a detention: When I was in Grade 8, I had a substitute teacher one day at my high school. The teacher did the register and she called someone's name. They always skive so we all said that they were skiving. I mutter "F*ing skiving." The person in front of me decides to snitch on me. I knew I would get in big trouble. I had not gotten a detention before this and I was a well behaved kid. The substitute leaves the room as somebody was crying. When she entered, the person said that I swore. The substitute asked who heard me and like half of my class put their hands up. I started to cry and then another member of staff came. This is the hilarious bit. When my teacher asked again, like 5-10 people put their hand up. I left the room and the other teacher consulted me. She asked if i swore. I said no. She asked if I heard the person who swore (Nobody did but me). I said no. She asked for my name and then I went back in. I'm surprised nothing happened. I'm in Grade 9 now. That teacher who consulted with me? She's now my French teacher lol😂😂😂😂. I went on with my day as if none of it happened. Please read this and make a video on it! Shorten it if you need!
The first one is VERY awfully familiar, but difrent, so one time i was in gym class, and the teacher went out and told us to wait for her. Everyone started talking and this one girl sat down, so I was like “oh we can sit down? Ok”, so i sit down. Then these two ‘cool girls’ come up to me and say: “Hey *_my name_* get up! Don’t be lazy!” And then i just say “tf you mean! Tell that to *_girl who sat down_* !” I say, and right when the two girls look at the other girl, she stands up and walks up to her friends, so they look at me and say “she isn’t sitting!”.. and I swear at that moment i was FUMING! Like genually i wanted to curse at her and beat her up, but i knew that it would get me in trouble so i just said “yeah says your lazy ass” and walked off while cursing her out. I just panicked about that i think, because she is one of the gymnastic girls who does acrobatics and thinks she is the queen because she can do a backflip 🙄 i hate my whole fucking class exept for a few girls i swear 😭
My story: My middle school had 2 "houses" (two groups of teachers). We'll call one The Green House and The Blue House. If you were in the Green house, you must take the main steps. If you were in the blue house, you had to take a different set of steps. If you took the "wrong" set of stairs, you would get detention. Crazy, right?
Hi ElliotSimms. Im a huge fan of you and i got the funniest story for you. Once a bully came up to me while lunch time and laughed at me because he apparently thought it was funny tath i drank milk. He called me a loser and shouted out loud : simon drinks milk simon drinks milk. And then i said : wats so funny? Yes i drink milk so what? Oh yes i almost forgot. You are just jaloux because you never tasted milk because your dad never came home with the milk. And then i said now taste it and then threw the milk at him. Everyone laughed at him and he never bullied me again.
STORY‼️ At our middle school our engineering / architecture teacher would swear and say innopropriate things to us. He would call female students b words and male students f words!!! He laps followed female students TikTok accounts in a weird way. He also would throw things if he was in an extra bad mood. Everyone hated engineering, even the most passionate kids turned away from engineering because of that teacher. My friends had him 5th period and then one day had enough and reported him the principal, but he is not fired! 😭🙏
I have a story: One time, I had a mean bus driver. So I was putting something in my backpack on the way home. The driver asked what I was doing, I told her I was putting a pencil away. She told me to put it away (literally what I was doing). I acknowledged her, but she flipped out and told me “NO!!!”. I tried to tell her I was sorry, but she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the ride home. At the time, a kid was on FaceTime talking to his friend, and they heard everything that was going on…
Brooklyn High School SUCKS!!! Let me explain. So, in 7th grade, there was a new rule that if you go toilet without permission, you get detention for 15 hours, 30 minutes, and 60 seconds
I have a story in 6th grade I was taking to my friend and my bully named Martin taped me and I pulled a photo of toad from super Mario and he said “why are you pointing at me” and I turn on the brightness on my computer and everyone laughed at him
there use to be one time my and my friend was throwing our pen and hit my eye. It bleed. I was taken to the nurses office and my friend was in detention. but at least were still friends.
This guy deserves more respect everybody like his videos!! Keep up the good work.
I love Carlos the house plant
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What a legend! 🪴
"everybody touches you but no one wants you"- AYOOP WTFFF
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Womp womp
I am addicted to these
I love these comebacks that you found and I love how you make him cry so much
Yawning is contagious and I found out it’s also contagious through screens
I love how Chad gets slapped every single time he comes across Kyle it’s hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
I agree dude
So that's why elliotsimms have a little bit of red in his cheek
Oh, look who posted a new video, it's OUR LEGEND !!!
“Chad get up there 😃”
“NoOo”
“N O W 😡”
Was the best clip 💀
I love all the Vids, keep it up dude!
Thank you so much!!
@@ElliotSimms keep it up man!, you're my favourite youtuber
The slap never gets old 😂
the slaps are so funny 😂
4:20 Co baca
Bro this is already like a movie. You earned a sub @ElliotSimms (btw 70% of the compilation was hilarious😂😂😂😂😂)
THANK YOU BRO! I appreciate you!
@@ElliotSimmsbro made my day 😂😂😂
Exactly
My story on how I was on the verge of a detention:
When I was in Grade 8, I had a substitute teacher one day at my high school. The teacher did the register and she called someone's name. They always skive so we all said that they were skiving. I mutter "F*ing skiving." The person in front of me decides to snitch on me. I knew I would get in big trouble. I had not gotten a detention before this and I was a well behaved kid. The substitute leaves the room as somebody was crying. When she entered, the person said that I swore. The substitute asked who heard me and like half of my class put their hands up. I started to cry and then another member of staff came. This is the hilarious bit. When my teacher asked again, like 5-10 people put their hand up. I left the room and the other teacher consulted me. She asked if i swore. I said no. She asked if I heard the person who swore (Nobody did but me). I said no. She asked for my name and then I went back in. I'm surprised nothing happened.
I'm in Grade 9 now. That teacher who consulted with me? She's now my French teacher lol😂😂😂😂.
I went on with my day as if none of it happened.
Please read this and make a video on it!
Shorten it if you need!
Why don’t you make the video if your begging?
Just asking
I love your content man
“ if your parents got the wars with they go back to being brother and sister? “
Sweet home Alabama moment right there
He’s so good at fake crying, this guy should be an actor.
Love the videos, keep up the great work :) (btw the first video had me laughing 😂🤣)
Hey man I love your videos keep it up man the slab never gets old you make me laugh every day I watch your videos every day so yeah😊
Yo thank you so much! That means a lot to me!
the damn lemon squeeze noise before the cry is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzy!1!1!
Lol i yawned when i watched the yawning part😂😂😂
When he said my slap is different I expected him 2 go 4 the butt cheecks 😂
The best comeback
4:00 the NPC joke got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kyle's roasting is funny
I love your vids!❤️ you earned a new subscriber!
Thank you so much!!!
@@ElliotSimmsYO!!!!
@@ElliotSimms welcome.
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Slap round the face that always makes me laugh! 🤣😂🤣😂
You are the best actor on TH-cam!
Your the best TH-camr ever
The first one is VERY awfully familiar, but difrent, so one time i was in gym class, and the teacher went out and told us to wait for her. Everyone started talking and this one girl sat down, so I was like “oh we can sit down? Ok”, so i sit down. Then these two ‘cool girls’ come up to me and say: “Hey *_my name_* get up! Don’t be lazy!” And then i just say “tf you mean! Tell that to *_girl who sat down_* !” I say, and right when the two girls look at the other girl, she stands up and walks up to her friends, so they look at me and say “she isn’t sitting!”.. and I swear at that moment i was FUMING! Like genually i wanted to curse at her and beat her up, but i knew that it would get me in trouble so i just said “yeah says your lazy ass” and walked off while cursing her out. I just panicked about that i think, because she is one of the gymnastic girls who does acrobatics and thinks she is the queen because she can do a backflip 🙄 i hate my whole fucking class exept for a few girls i swear 😭
My story:
My middle school had 2 "houses" (two groups of teachers). We'll call one The Green House and The Blue House.
If you were in the Green house, you must take the main steps. If you were in the blue house, you had to take a different set of steps. If you took the "wrong" set of stairs, you would get detention.
Crazy, right?
0:55 SLAP CHAD. This Part Wont Be Forgetten.
0:36 slap 1
1:04 Slap 2
2:58 Slap 3
4:17 Slap 4
6:52 Slap 5
8:37 Slap 6
This wasn’t edited
5:55 AGAIN AND AGAIN until it stopped
Bro I love every time this guy slaps Chad 😂
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2:44 damm
LOVE THE VIDS KEEP WORKING HARD
Hi ElliotSimms. Im a huge fan of you and i got the funniest story for you. Once a bully came up to me while lunch time and laughed at me because he apparently thought it was funny tath i drank milk. He called me a loser and shouted out loud : simon drinks milk simon drinks milk. And then i said : wats so funny? Yes i drink milk so what? Oh yes i almost forgot. You are just jaloux because you never tasted milk because your dad never came home with the milk. And then i said now taste it and then threw the milk at him. Everyone laughed at him and he never bullied me again.
ROASTED!!
Carlos is new favourite 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i love how chad gets slapped everytime
Owner: Thanks For The Money For Being A Member
How I knew you were a member: you said the member emojis
Mom
The bully was absolutely VIOLATED🔥🔥🔥
I love the slaps man W for this guy
0:40 John CURTIN is an Australian President
STORY‼️ At our middle school our engineering / architecture teacher would swear and say innopropriate things to us. He would call female students b words and male students f words!!! He laps followed female students TikTok accounts in a weird way. He also would throw things if he was in an extra bad mood. Everyone hated engineering, even the most passionate kids turned away from engineering because of that teacher. My friends had him 5th period and then one day had enough and reported him the principal, but he is not fired! 😭🙏
8:01 this part is so funny😂😂😂 4:19 chewbacca
This so cool u have a new sub
What I do for a come back :me: shut up :other person: make me :me: make me make you :other person: make that make sense :me: make your life make sense
How do you get your self to fake cry
Thinking of sad things
Cutting onions
Idk anything else really lol
I WAS LITERALLY CRYING OF LAUGHTER
fake cry what do you think
I love the hand
What was that intro 👁👄👁😂😂😂🤣🤣 it was funny
Wow so um this is good 👍🏻
Preventing kids from saying first
Your not first doe
The kids: SECOND
Unoriginal
Second
They're gonna say it anyway
I realy like these stories
6:46 We need more of Carlos the houseplant!!
4:01 IT ACUALLY HAPPEND BUT TWIST it was the kid who slapped him
The slap is a legendary weapon from elliotsimms lol
I have a story:
One time, I had a mean bus driver. So I was putting something in my backpack on the way home. The driver asked what I was doing, I told her I was putting a pencil away. She told me to put it away (literally what I was doing). I acknowledged her, but she flipped out and told me “NO!!!”. I tried to tell her I was sorry, but she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the ride home. At the time, a kid was on FaceTime talking to his friend, and they heard everything that was going on…
This guy should be in a action movie
6:03 old guy died
I got a question is that real tears?
Kyle and Chad are the best
This is so funny
I said that to annoy YOU !!!!!!!!!!!😂
0:42 yo that rhymed
It has been a year since you made a pineapple cult episode. Please reply to tell me what happened
🫢🫡it was Greg 😂😂 no I don't like mayonnaise but the hand 👌👏
Yes you tuber right now
This feels like a movie theater like Damm my guy thought Taco Bell was star buck. Sorry for the spoiler alert
8:30 I ACTUALLY YAWNED
when kyle roasts chad and slaps chad its so funny!!!!
Is this a reupload
"chewbacca" 4:19
That now👹👹 was funny from that woman😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:01
I fight off bullies aggressively every month
When Kyle slaps Chad that is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
.What Was it Like at High School Class Year Ago Of Tuesday November 7,2023.😐.
Brooklyn High School SUCKS!!! Let me explain. So, in 7th grade, there was a new rule that if you go toilet without permission, you get detention for 15 hours, 30 minutes, and 60 seconds
So 15 hours and 31 minutes
Thank you so much for the yawning advice it will be very useful in life (。・ω・。)
2:16 someone name When I was in kindergarten but I’m now in 1st grade.
I have a story in 6th grade I was taking to my friend and my bully named Martin taped me and I pulled a photo of toad from super Mario and he said “why are you pointing at me” and I turn on the brightness on my computer and everyone laughed at him
Btw my dog is a big bread of loaf to
"Chewbacca" 💀
Lol im just not hating that moment was funny with ai subtitles
2:26 4:00 is da best 😮
Kyle Johnson hand 0:53 💀
Bruh the hand at 0:53
I think this is the best 2:26
Is ur name Kyle or eliet
yo can you combine all of this
That is a good comeback but I have to tell you something
The fact the last slap I heard it💀
4:19 **SLAP**
*chewbacca..*
0:55 one punch man be like:
Yes sir
That old man prolly had dementia
What is up with you In all the slaps hahhahahaha😂😂😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
“Kyle Johnson’s *HAND*”
there use to be one time my and my friend was throwing our pen and hit my eye. It bleed. I was taken to the nurses office and my friend was in detention. but at least were still friends.
6:36 LOL
Bro really got a threat