Emad Gholam u never had ur lips so dry that it actually cracks up when u widen ur lips 👄 usually ppl on drugs be getting dry lips cause of constant licking
Not a real fan of Kevin's comedy but I must admit, his off the cuff stuff is extremely hilarious, and he's pretty quick witted, this had me rolling..lol
@Nick no. He was criticizing the words he was using all the time, and he fucked up using the wrong word. That's why other tries to call him out but since it's a show and he is a guest, well, they let it go.
09:44 "Why don't you lower your voice...? You're not talking to the female. You're going to give me the respect that I deserve. You're going to talk to me like I'm a Man." ...and he did it!! He lowered his voice!! S.A V.A.G.E.
@@psychofury6485 not sure if you're being sarcastic or not (cause internet), but I'll answer sincerely. When I say it's staged I don't mean it's scripted; all of this is improv or off the cuff from kevin and everyone follows his lead. That being said, a lot of the stuff he does is pretty much on the fly, but I'm sure he was given some time to practice some of it.
2:34 Kevin actually used the word "almanac" correctly as it pertained to that setting. Almanac can also describe a reference book of useful and interesting facts relating to countries of the world, SPORTS, entertainment, etc. This is why you have to be confident in your knowledge. Mac thought he was making Kev look foolish and Kev seemed to believe he was wrong, but he was right the entire time!
Marcus - I would consider that a valid point if he had used a word that was completely out of context. However, since the the term he used properly fits the subject matter, I think otherwise. The reason (IMO) for Kev’s reaction is that he simply second guessed himself when he shouldn’t have.
“Ya snap-finger famous”. OMG. Classic. Instant classic. Kevin would probably be good in a capping contest. (To the young people, Cap used to me “ya momma type jokes”)
You might like the Cellar Crowd videos, its recordings from these new york comedians just hanging out and trashing each other. And they had a show called Tough Crowd, too.
Tell you what, I’ve always been the roasting guy but the way I’d get better is goin at people Ik could get at me much better or equally. With that said, do it lol, have a laugh and try some jokes back at them, comedians actually love that shit lol. You can’t beat a comedian in a roast session but you can get better by trying
I had to go back to find out Conan was super respectful, looked him in the eyes, put his hand on Kevin’s back(not head) and even turned around again to give him an extra respect nod. Which somehow makes it even funnier😂
9:43 Yoooo Max Kellerman’s laugh was pure Gold lol That was the best most uptight laugh on tv. He couldn’t even maintain his infamous left arm over right posture. Kevin was giving the business
6:05... I’m crying I could watch him do this bit everyday and laugh like I heard it for the first time!!! “ Your looking at a player Thats Galoshasaucious and that makes him a traumatical disastercation”🤣🤣🤣☠️
@@yadant-m674 Presumably because he has big teeth and thin lips. So he's implying that if he smiles fast enough his thin lips will get scraped by his big teeth.
The appropriate title would be Kevin Hart roasting Steven A. Smith for 11 mins with some pauses
🤣🤣🤣
You mean Stephen lol
@@mattcro123 Did you have to snap your fingers a few times, before you remembered that?
Lmfao
David von Doom lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Snapfinger famous” got damn i done spit my juice out all on my damn bed ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it racist that from your comment I can tell that you’re a black dude?
J C Christopher is a black name g but you might be right
"that guy" lol, i lost it...
J C not at all black and proud
Thanos is snapfinger famous
"if he smiles fast enough his lips will bleed" one of the funniest roasts ive ever heard
Yes this one was too much
I dont get it.
Emad Gholam u never had ur lips so dry that it actually cracks up when u widen ur lips 👄 usually ppl on drugs be getting dry lips cause of constant licking
Seeing Shaq lose it like that was priceless
The pointing at him and shouting "look, look, he's uncomfortably drinking water!" was what got me in that one, though.
Skip: “I got a question”
Kevin: “we’ll ask it skip”
😂😂😂😂
"Look, he's uncomfortably drinking water"😂😂😂
bruh i died
If someone said that to me while i was drinking water i would do spit take 😂😂
Bruh i read this as he was saying it and it honestly made it even better
😂😂
DOOM
“You look like a bean bag that got sat in”. Had me dying!😭😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣He roasted his whole existence
Daaaaamn this whole time I thought he said “You look like a bean bag that got fat in it” hahahahaha
I think it said sand in it
n lagois nah "sat in"
HA
How Kevin's voice get deeper in the past 5 years lol. How he hit puberty at 35
Lol exactly
Testosterone literally
Steroids ? Possibly
@@DankPeezy_YT agreed
That's what happens if you yell 24/7
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's probably the only person who can roast the whole world and still no one will be mad at him.
Cause nobody takes him seriously.
Why they keep allowing him back on First Take 😂😂😂😂
viewers
So they can continually see Stephen A. Smith's funeral
ratings good tv
Revenge fuckyoutalmbout 😂😂😂😂😂
Because he's funny as fuck
Not a real fan of Kevin's comedy but I must admit, his off the cuff stuff is extremely hilarious, and he's pretty quick witted, this had me rolling..lol
So what else you want?
@@Ihechieme How bout a fire-ass blunt and a egg sammich, homie.
@@C1rcu1tBr34k3r Okay. Noted. Nothing to say, I guess. Bye
@@Ihechieme Well, ask a dumbass question and receive a dumbass response. I hope you've learned your lesson. Bye.
@@C1rcu1tBr34k3r Wasn't really a dumb question you're just a dickhead.
"Shaq, I told you I was gonna gettem shaq"! The friendship they have is lit
They need to do a remake of 'Twins' (Arnold Schwartzenegger, Danny DiVito).
8:04
The snap finger famous is probably one of the best off the cuff jokes ever made by him it was flawless , he really meant that ish 😂😂😂
Stolen from Patrice O'Neal.
I need a TV show with Kevin Hart & Stephen A for 30mins a day please.
Chrystinamarie Wellington PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!! I love that he takes it like a champ!
RIP Stephen A advance
I wake up every morning with my cousin leaving espn on. Im tired od hearing that dude pissed off and screaming every morning
No
Hell no
Shaq is literally Kevin’s biggest fan
He literally discovered Kevin
@@R9000S yeah lol. Their relationship is so funny to me. Big giant dude who like praises a tiny dude
@@Christian-nf1gx love them
When he told Shaq to work him like a puppet, I laughed so hard.
Literally speaking
Almanac: a handbook containing information of general interest or on a sport or past time.
Kevin you good.
Lol yeah that other dude that brought it up feels like an actual fuck
Hi
Go watch back to the future
But the context of the conversation was about words, so a dictionary would been appropriate.
@Nick no. He was criticizing the words he was using all the time, and he fucked up using the wrong word. That's why other tries to call him out but since it's a show and he is a guest, well, they let it go.
"you up here naming dinosaurs" bruh, I was not ready for that. I didn't know I could wheeze laugh so damn long after hearing that. Got damn 😂
He really flipped his cupcake 😆
Another birthday cup cake ruined. LOL 😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂😂
I heard the squish, poor cupcake :,(
Lmao he did it more than once
He did it four times 😂
This guy should play as Deadpool sidekick 😂
rafael silva Oohhhh wooww!!! Yesss!!!! That just opened up a whole new element to the movie!
That would be funny!
rafael silva perfect👍👍👍😂
Hell no
Or he could be one of the crazy voices in his head or play both!
I think Kevin is way funnier in "real life" and in interviews than he is in his standup.
His first show was the best
His old stand up funny as f
By faaar.
@@wisdomisgangster3113 what’s the name of that show
His first two was great and then the interviews👍🏽
This man has called himself a walking almanac and did a bird impression on national television… what a gem Kevin Hart is
You that snap the fingers kinds famous 😂😂 so on point
I thought he was ludacris
Devil's Advocate you that snap the fingers kinds famous. . . What are you saying?!?!
@@darylwaltz8588 lowkey misplaced an a for an s (kinda), but i got too much pride to edit :/
Devil's Advocate 😄
Stephen A Smith is something else.
"Shaq you know what success is, Kenny you know what success is "
*looks at Chuck
"Alright and ima stop it right there"
😂😂😂😂😂
The funniest part 🤣
Took me tf out 🤣🤣😭😭
@@bdubwilson4935 I
7:17
“If Kenny smiles one more time, his lips will bleed” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re a bully! Wit a capital B. You come here and bully people with words we don’t understand- half that stuff ain’t even in the dictionary !”😂😂😂
Never though I’d feel bad for Stephen A Smith😂Kevin Hart really owning him
Yeah Kevin is great at just saying the same things that everybody says to make fun of Stephen A
Why is Kevin Hart always ripping on Stephen A 😂😂😂😂
because he deserves to be ripped on non stop. dude's a complete joke
You only rip on those you coolest with. Facts
Notice how he repeats the same shit every time though. He can’t even write original material when he’s ripping on Stephen A Smith
He makes it to easy lol.
J C seems like off the cuff stuff, doubt he’d sit and write jokes out.
“If you smile fast enough your lips will bleed” 🤣
Daniel Navor bruh sorry i didn’t get that..can someone explain?
kblc @ 8:04 the dude he’s ripping on has lips so chapped that if he smiles too fast his lips will crack and bleed.
@@rotaryz3335 thanks i needed that explanation
Killed me!
Shaqs laughing has me dying
Steven A.Smith: *breaths*
Kevin: and I took that personally
Stfu this "joke" is used up af
What?
Lmao 🤣
6:29: “... up here namin dinosaurs...” 😂😂😂
Chief dead 😂🤣
"Look! He's uncomfortably drinking water!"
You literally just copy pasted comment
He said "He is so uncomfortble he is drinking water"
@@MrZer000 nah he said "uncomfortably" 😭
Y'all post this stuff in the comments like we didn't hear what they said! 🤔🤔🤔
"I TOLD YA I WAS GONNA GET HIM SHAQ!"
"Look! Look! He's uncomfortably drinking water!" -Kevin Heart
nate cross had me rolling lmaoo
Hart
I love how little he is but becomes the biggest guy in the room, just hilarious
Fair enough to Kevin, I respect how he stood up to the people that talked down to him!!!
Hostbusters 5’2 on his feet, 8’5 on the money
@@rkoistheman and 6ft on his stomach
His comedic timing and quick wit is unmatched. The stuff he comes up with. 😂😂😂
Kevin's on the spot humor is hilarious. I understand that some ppl dont find his movies and specials funny.. but overall he is a funny guy in general.
I don’t think I’ve seen Chelsea Handler laugh that hard before 😂😂
That was my favorite part 😂
As soon as someone says you walk weird you instantly can’t walk normal at all, it’s like some damn spell
That`s likely because you walk weird..
Jackson Rust so true 😂😂😂
Simple, but quite unbreakable...
As soon as i start walking in fronte of girls my legs turn into jelly i start tripping ...
charles barkley‘s a good sport tho
Always were.
What else could he do? Lmao
Barkley is actually funny as hell sometimes.
He is the best
@@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1 ummm...he could've not been a good sport.
8:14 look, look, he's uncomfortably drinking water.
Hey! Shaq, I told you I's gonna get him Shaq.
Absolute gold! 😂😂😂
Lone Wanderer I knew that meant something during interviews
That SHAQ SHAQ!!! part 😭😭😭
LOOK LOOK HE'S COMFORTABLE WITH DRINKING WATER!
*uncomfortably drinking water was right the first time
There’s no roasting Kevin. Dude always has a comeback haha
No he doesn't 😒
Man is not that funny in this video
I swear Kevin's off the top stuff is WAYYYYY funnier than any of his shows Ive seen. This dude funny as hell.
I died when he talked about greatness and skipped over Charles Barkley 😂😂😂
Me to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woulda been funnier if he said it about kenny
@@joeyhiii6326 Kenny has two rings. The point was Charles doesnt have a ring.
@@joeyhiii6326 🤦🏾♂️
he could also joke about it, because he knows Charles can take it, because he was a superstar on his own right.
Kevin has excellent come back, must have been roasted a lot coming up.
look at his size! ofc people been roasting you since childhood
Man sat with Patrice O'NEAL and Bill burr and many more comedic gods of course he is good at comebacks.
Lol yeah I can only imagine.
This is the patrice o neal training.
@@Christian-ml8lg the famous table. I see you're a man of culture my friend.
Kevin Heart is quick witted, a natural at capping on people! That Philly upbringing helped him perfect it!😅😂🤣
"YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE YOU CHOSE 50 CENT..YOU CHOSE WRONG"
SHE WAS SECRETLY LIKE "WTF" 😩
The look on her face at 4:04!!!
She was laughing until the punchline hit her 😂
She chose 50 ? I need to google this…
💀
6:30 😂😂😂😂 “up here naming dinosaurs” 😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅
Jiggy V Czech
😂😂😂
😂😂
09:44 "Why don't you lower your voice...? You're not talking to the female. You're going to give me the respect that I deserve. You're going to talk to me like I'm a Man."
...and he did it!! He lowered his voice!!
S.A V.A.G.E.
Dominance
Looked like he was tired of his jokes though.
Well it's all staged so yeah..
@@cristianestrada5381 oh is it? I dont watch that sorta stuff, so just took at at face value lol
@@psychofury6485 not sure if you're being sarcastic or not (cause internet), but I'll answer sincerely.
When I say it's staged I don't mean it's scripted; all of this is improv or off the cuff from kevin and everyone follows his lead. That being said, a lot of the stuff he does is pretty much on the fly, but I'm sure he was given some time to practice some of it.
' It wasn't a joke. I am serious.' Even his serious talks are funny!🤣
And surely Kevin has a thing with Steve. Roasted every chance he got.🤣
You chose 50 cent 😅 her face was a picture!!! 😂😂
What i came to the comments for her face was like dam i fucc up she really started rethinking all her life decisions up til now😂🤣
Deadmouseoriginal Nut 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I miss her and her show. One of the few trully funny females on television.
@john cena - Chesley Handler. She used to have her show on E! Network
I scrolled a lot to see that comment, a lot😂
Look! he's uncomfortably drinking water! That killed me lol.
peteypoobear every time them lot popped up it reminded me of a poker game or something 😂
Damn Kevin be out here slaying Stephen A’s life lmao
Shaq's hard laugh is so god damn wholesome
"Right now my birds are flying AWW AWWWWK!!!" LMAO
Evan Seklecki the way they all looked at him and kept a straight face
2:34 Kevin actually used the word "almanac" correctly as it pertained to that setting. Almanac can also describe a reference book of useful and interesting facts relating to countries of the world, SPORTS, entertainment, etc. This is why you have to be confident in your knowledge. Mac thought he was making Kev look foolish and Kev seemed to believe he was wrong, but he was right the entire time!
But the word he was looking for was encyclopedia
Red blooded American 0 - What brings you to that conclusion when the word he chose perfectly fits the context in which he used it?
@@LittleJ1576 because the common phrase uses encyclopedia. Kevin's reaction further proves he was trying to work his way out of it.
I only know that word from a Back To The Future
Marcus - I would consider that a valid point if he had used a word that was completely out of context. However, since the the term he used properly fits the subject matter, I think otherwise. The reason (IMO) for Kev’s reaction is that he simply second guessed himself when he shouldn’t have.
"LOOK LOOK ! He's uncomfortably drinking water" lmaooo Kevin is hilarious
lol the most random shit xD
“Ya snap-finger famous”. OMG. Classic. Instant classic. Kevin would probably be good in a capping contest. (To the young people, Cap used to me “ya momma type jokes”)
That snap finger famous joke was actually very clever and hilarious.
“Up here naming dinosaurs” 😂😂😂
The funniest part
I’ll never mess with a comedian they are very quick witted and intelligent I would lose every arguement😂💙😂
You might like the Cellar Crowd videos, its recordings from these new york comedians just hanging out and trashing each other. And they had a show called Tough Crowd, too.
Tell you what, I’ve always been the roasting guy but the way I’d get better is goin at people Ik could get at me much better or equally. With that said, do it lol, have a laugh and try some jokes back at them, comedians actually love that shit lol. You can’t beat a comedian in a roast session but you can get better by trying
@@trashaccount5106 I’ll go check that out. Have you also heard of Roast Me?
I haven't laughed at Kevin Hart this long in a while. Pure golden
Shaq is literally keke ing at 8:13
“If you don’t get outta here shaped like a bean bag that got sat in”....... I felt that one
You smile to fast Kenny, your lips gonna bleed 😭😂😂😂💀
Jesus Barajas shid has me cryinnnnnnnn💀💀💀
Bro its 2 hilarious 🤣🤣
"Look! He's uncomfortably drinking water!"
That's my favorite line.
Charles seams like the only one that doesn't get bothered and actually laughs.
He's a good sport, the only sport he be playing well.
@@icesledge2893 bruh what, Charles was an amazing player
Charles and shaq.
Chuck dishes out so much too, he knows how to take it
8:15 “LOOK, LOOK HES UNCOMFORTABLY DRINKING WATER” 😂😂
The funniest part ever!!
Just they say he said look like a lil kid 😂
I had to go back to find out Conan was super respectful, looked him in the eyes, put his hand on Kevin’s back(not head) and even turned around again to give him an extra respect nod. Which somehow makes it even funnier😂
That cupcake bit, sent me over the edge 😂🤣
She just stopped laughing and paused after he mentioned 50 cent lol
When he said “if you smile fast enough your lips WILL bleed” I fucking hollered I laughed so hard😂
"You look like a beanbag that got sat in" lol
The "uncomfortably drinking water" part was so funny
"You chose wrong... she chose wrong back then."
_that resigned nod_
FKalo oh my god.
Lmfao
What is this in reference to?
@@lowercasepeople49 Chelsea dating 50 cent back in the day.
9:43 Yoooo Max Kellerman’s laugh was pure Gold lol That was the best most uptight laugh on tv. He couldn’t even maintain his infamous left arm over right posture. Kevin was giving the business
“Up here naming dinosaurs”
Sent ME😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ernie’s laugh when Kevin talks about Kenny’s lips is hilarious 😆
When he told the host you missed your chance you chose 50 cent 🤣
Mora UTD she took that junk to Hart too. Her face was like, “uhh ok, what’s next?”
@@treywimberley9545 they would of been nice couple to, oh well
Chelsea Handler is the milf queen
@@80PercentAshamedOfU milf ? she got no kids lol
@@smalltugz MILF also gets used when they hit a certain age
Kevin knows how to make Shaq break. He’s sitting there clutching kevs arm 😂
Nobody is safe when kevin hart is on the same show #roasted af
5:24 I died when he flipped the birthday cupcake.
Lol he is the teenager of celebrities.
@Deleted Acc he cheated on his wife lol
durrand cawley LOL. When you find out celebrities aren't perfect. I think you just broke his " hart"
+Lindsay Milo he has a point, he ain't a family man.
so accurate, lol
“That man be talking bout dinosaurs” 😂😂
I know right. 😂🤣😂
Funny how he was right about the almanac thing. It’s also a Handbook containing sports stats.
Duh back to the future 2 plot
Her uncontrolled laughing at him as he bragged about his body and tried to tell the rest of his tale.
Priceless.
7:17 Kev's little baby hand bumping Shaq's hamhock hand.
If you don't get out of here shaped like a bean bag 😆😆🤣😂
MightyLion 5000 bean bag that got sat on 😂
Omar Russell 🤣
This made me laugh so bad it was funny as hell hahaha
You copied me
......That a cat sat on. Lol
Kevin is a comedic powerhouse. He exhales funny like most exhale hot air.
"snap finger famous!" I can't! LoL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"LOOK! LOOK! He's uncomfortably drinking water!"
😂😂 That will never not kill me
6:05... I’m crying I could watch him do this bit everyday and laugh like I heard it for the first time!!! “ Your looking at a player Thats Galoshasaucious and that makes him a traumatical disastercation”🤣🤣🤣☠️
If you keeps smiling, your lips will bleed 💀 😆
TheZoeBig if you smile fast enough*
Fucking died at that part. Jesus that was funny 😭
“LOOK, LOOK! HE’S UNCOMFORTABLY DRINKING WATER!” 💀💀 @8:16
CreepyAntonio I ain’t get it is it cuz he’s always smiling?
@@yadant-m674 Presumably because he has big teeth and thin lips. So he's implying that if he smiles fast enough his thin lips will get scraped by his big teeth.
“Well that’s not the most stupidest answer” is such a good line.
Kevin is funny af he's blunt and a quick thinker I love this
If you close your eyes, you will picture a bunny pointing with a carrot and insulting everyone. 😂😂😂 Snowball. 🐰 🐰 🐰
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“He’s uncomfortably drinking water” 😭😭😭 Bwahahaha
People might not like Hart's comedy specials but you can't deny he's naturally funny!!!
“Snapfinger famous” HAD to hurt this guys soul
Lmao ikr...I know he contemplated his existence after that 😂😂
@@hollowheart9421 Stephen A has ZERO self-awareness. But his ego just got pegged with a cactus.
5:40 look at him look around like a dad who just told the best joke a barbecue god damn hahahha
He uncomfortably drinking water
Awe mane I appreciate the likes
InazumaUchiha17 that shit was so funny
@@biglocc bro had me dyin
Funniest
Was searching for this comment. Shit was extremely funny
I rewound that one too many times, how he gonna call him out like that lol
Somehow Max Kellermans suppressed laughter cures my soul. Dude is having so much fun.