"Take a walk around the neighborhood, wherever you want, and don't come back for a long, long time, I mean a long, long time." -- common quote from my dad when I was 6 and my sister was 4. So we would, and we're still friends today.* *Me and my sister.
Middle-aged celebs who are obsessed with their moms are a little creepy. Never been interested in people's moms however fascinating they think they are.
Ex Essex Just cause ur relationship with ur mom isn’t cute doesn’t mean it’s creepy that someone else’s is. I can talk about my mom all the time because she is a funny and loving woman. You typically talk a lot about ppl who mean something to you.
Isn't it weird that David looked older when he was younger? And he is one of the few men who started looking better with age. Just like Don Johnson and George Clooney.
I have great respect for David Spade. Jay Leno was obsessed with talking about Heather Locklear and David handled it with complete class. Meanwhile, Jay Leno showed no class whatsoever!!!
I have a good David spade story. I live in Arizona and in 1996 the Beatles anthology came out and Best Buy opens at midnight to sell it when it first came out and there was a big line and when I went in there was David spade with a friend of his Buying the anthology too. That’s it thank you :-) He was so short but I love him I’ve always loved him
No wonder why I like David Spade so much. We had a similar childhood. My brothers and I had many weapons. I even took my to school on occasion. I started shooting at 6 and by the time I was 8 I was allowed to buy my first weapon and carry it. My favorite weapon was my father 30-06 Winchester bolt action with scope. That scope if you could see whatever you were looking at...you could hit it. It was a great hunting and field rifle. I started out with a Smith And Wesson .22 revolver. Than moved to my fathers colt .45 who used in Korea and Vietnam.
"I'm gonna pull this table over here for my drink. Wait..nope I'll put it on your desk and btw fuck this pillow. I KINDA did. I'll put my foot on your table...too far. I won't" That's what went through my mind when he came on stage.
Genetics. Spade has the BEST Genetics for staying Youthful Looking. A Comic Genius Adult with all that foul effusing, trapped in the face and body of a 14 year old
Jay Leno was completely disrespectful to David Spade. I get it that Heather Locklear was out his League but move on already. Jay never got a piece of arse like that even at the top of his fame and fortune. Thankfully, Dave took it like a champ and had a good sense of humor about it.
Spade once explained the way his “friend” would get hot girls. As a fairly well known celeb, would ask them straight up, how much would it cost to just take you on a date for dinner? The girls often said $300, etc. Then, he would simply become a friend, but the girl knew he wanted her sexually and she knew he could get her into movies etc. So he would befriend her, and then later ask her how much would it be for one night with her. And the girl would say a certain amount of thousands, and them bing. Its done. If you werent aware, Locklear was a total fame whore her entire life. She probably “dated” him bc she knew his family was so well connected with the pagan pedophiles that run hollywood.
5:40 and now she had 8 kids and no husband and weep every night because of her bad decisions. Spade for the win as she had to see him in so many successful movies/shows.
Sue It was huge in the news back then and most of the shit he says is written by writers. You really think he gives a shit about either of them? You people need to grow up.
Wow, Leno talking about Spade’s size makes me think I’m clear to talk about the elephant in the room, which would be the size of Leno’s giant face and head: to say it has its own zip-code doesn’t do it justice, for hundreds of years scientists thought that everything in our solar system revolved around it.
carl thronson ...Heather Locklear aged awful...many women her age look younger and healthier.....she def lost her looks....too much tanning ruined her.....
Yeah, I'm not sure of your point. Is it that Spade was once considered out of his league dating Locklear, but now it would be her that Jay would be teasing if she were still dating Spade?
Why are you so angry. Insulting my Mom for thinking its funny David Spade followed Tommy and Ritchie? You make no sense, I like Spade. I hope you feel better.
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David Spade is so likeable & funny. He also has such a kindness to him. God bless him.
I couldn't have said it better, my Friend! God bless you, too!
And his comedy can be so sarcastic lmao..... he is my kind of funny (I'll leave God out of my comment)
Yea, its a shame that his family is pagan satanists. 👏
Spade is a great talent. The dry,sarcastic humor is always the best.
Yup, my favorite! :-D
"Take a walk around the neighborhood, wherever you want, and don't come back for a long, long time, I mean a long, long time." -- common quote from my dad when I was 6 and my sister was 4. So we would, and we're still friends today.*
*Me and my sister.
Griffin! Hotel Transylvania!
I would not call it great. He's okay.
He was always so comfortable in his interviews. He's just funny
Love Spade, reminds me of the funny kid in school that even the bullys didn’t pick on because they were laughing too hard.
I just love all things David spade
David just loves his mom. He talks about her in every interview ❤️
Middle-aged celebs who are obsessed with their moms are a little creepy. Never been interested in people's moms however fascinating they think they are.
Ex Essex Just cause ur relationship with ur mom isn’t cute doesn’t mean it’s creepy that someone else’s is. I can talk about my mom all the time because she is a funny and loving woman. You typically talk a lot about ppl who mean something to you.
a storytelling master. amazing talent, David spade
David’s got “Heather Hair “ 😼😽 💙💖
David looks really handsome here.
LOVE David Spade!!!!
He’s one of those that age helped too!
Now I understand why I found Spade so endearing in Joe Dirt.
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this too funny David Spade is too funny and handles it all so well
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David Spade is so great
Spade is so cool.
David's charm is his self-effacing humor.
Bich lasagna. I'm kiss the bobs.
Isn't it weird that David looked older when he was younger? And he is one of the few men who started looking better with age. Just like Don Johnson and George Clooney.
And Roger Waters.
David Spade is a National Treasure.
I love it when he tells stories!! The best!!
David Spade lovvveeeessss his mom!!
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting it.
Funniest guy at the party hands down
David's childhood sounds much like my childhood.
Playing in the woods with guns and catching snakes.
I have great respect for David Spade. Jay Leno was obsessed with talking about Heather Locklear and David handled it with complete class. Meanwhile, Jay Leno showed no class whatsoever!!!
I used to like Jay but his reputation among other comics is 🤮. He is just not a stand up guy.
Jay Leno has always been low class and always will be low class!!
david spade is by does far the funniest and such a good story teller
I have a good David spade story. I live in Arizona and in 1996 the Beatles anthology came out and Best Buy opens at midnight to sell it when it first came out and there was a big line and when I went in there was David spade with a friend of his Buying the anthology too. That’s it thank you :-) He was so short but I love him I’ve always loved him
Tony in
Jay, BOO about your joke about the cashier girl from the mini mart....
Broke back weekly "-D.S. 😩😭😭😭😭
"She has boyfriend Tourette's" - Spade is the best talk show guest ever.
He's a pretty good talk show host, too. I love ''Lights Out.''
wow Leno was fucking OBSESSED
Yay Del Taco! My brother will be happy to hear he likes it too.
No wonder why I like David Spade so much. We had a similar childhood. My brothers and I had many weapons. I even took my to school on occasion. I started shooting at 6 and by the time I was 8 I was allowed to buy my first weapon and carry it. My favorite weapon was my father 30-06 Winchester bolt action with scope. That scope if you could see whatever you were looking at...you could hit it. It was a great hunting and field rifle. I started out with a Smith And Wesson .22 revolver. Than moved to my fathers colt .45 who used in Korea and Vietnam.
Spade is cool. I would watch his specials over and over while on the treadmill (true about Spade being cool).
Me too 🥰 Beep baap boop 🤣
Leno was jealous of Spade dating Locklear 😂
So was I
She’s bat shit crazy now....😂
Leno’s a creepy perv on the DL like a young subtle Biden ✋️🤚👇👆👉👈👋🤙 grabby Mc Hands ewwww 😳😬🙄
@@seanwilks7712 Yeah, but she was somewhat sane and hot a long time ago haha
@@saltressX You don't like his hairy legs?😂
Spade Rules !!
Just finished both of his books on audible. I love him even more now. What a funny and cool guy.
Me too!!!!!! 😁👍 that's why I'm lovin' Lights Out 🥰
He has books??
David Spade sounds like he had a fun childhood. :)
I too got dumped right in the middle of the prom for a dude with feathered hair, a leather jacket and the afore mentioned Camaro. I was crushed.
That was a great story ! The part NOT about heather is actually the best.!! I love David spade
David very nicely redirected the Heather comments into what he came there for, love Spade
love David Spade.... Jay Leno, not so much
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Same!!!
"I'm gonna pull this table over here for my drink. Wait..nope I'll put it on your desk and btw fuck this pillow. I KINDA did. I'll put my foot on your table...too far. I won't" That's what went through my mind when he came on stage.
Yeah he is funny as hell
God he looks the same in Tommy boy as he did that pic lol
Genetics. Spade has the BEST Genetics for staying Youthful Looking. A Comic Genius Adult with all that foul effusing, trapped in the face and body of a 14 year old
David's body language changes after the clips
He so cute... happy birthday 🎂
Jay Leno was completely disrespectful to David Spade. I get it that Heather Locklear was out his League but move on already. Jay never got a piece of arse like that even at the top of his fame and fortune. Thankfully, Dave took it like a champ and had a good sense of humor about it.
One of many reasons she would date him is how he downplayed it. Probably the only normal thing in her life was being “friends” with spade.
Spade once explained the way his “friend” would get hot girls. As a fairly well known celeb, would ask them straight up, how much would it cost to just take you on a date for dinner? The girls often said $300, etc. Then, he would simply become a friend, but the girl knew he wanted her sexually and she knew he could get her into movies etc. So he would befriend her, and then later ask her how much would it be for one night with her. And the girl would say a certain amount of thousands, and them bing. Its done. If you werent aware, Locklear was a total fame whore her entire life. She probably “dated” him bc she knew his family was so well connected with the pagan pedophiles that run hollywood.
@@gial8862 what a complete piece of garbage you are.
Gotta love this guy!
Spade is my 1, ... 😜. Love both Leno & Spade!
So glad Leno is not around anymore
He was a gazillion times better than Kimmel
@@Fnberg744 Kimmel is IMO the absolute best of late night comedy (if you can ignore his Trump boner), I still miss Leno thou.
...and we had Bactine, in case anyone shot each other...
5:40 and now she had 8 kids and no husband and weep every night because of her bad decisions. Spade for the win as she had to see him in so many successful movies/shows.
one of Spade's Finest Acting Roles. the synchophant in ''Mom and Dad Save the World''. almost as good as his role on ''Just Shoot Me''.
Great story teller
Spade got Heather Locklear?? Even more respect 👍👍
Dude knows how to toss out an anecdote like he didn't spend five hours refining it. Made to do talk shows. 👏👏👏👏
Dang Jay, obsessed with Heather Locklear much?? Lol
He is great
I absolutely love David Spade. I can't stand Jay Leno.
Does David EVER age??? Lol
Jay Leno is just obsessed with HL. Like kind of creepy.
Kylie Krisp she was huge back then, wtf are you talking about
It's absolutely disgusting. David Spade handled it well but I bet it annoyed the hell out of him
Sue It was huge in the news back then and most of the shit he says is written by writers. You really think he gives a shit about either of them? You people need to grow up.
Spade doesn’t try to be something he’s not could have a beer with this guy
I knew other kids who did the whoke desert thing as kids. Arizona in the 70s and 80s was awesome.
David Spade becomes alot more likable when you find out he actually was Joe Dirt as a kid.
I bet the girl that behaved so badly now brags she went to prom with David Spade.
He HAS “It”!!!!!!
Leno was the worst Host / interviewer
I love Spade ... Leno? ... :(
Wow, Leno talking about Spade’s size makes me think I’m clear to talk about the elephant in the room, which would be the size of Leno’s giant face and head: to say it has its own zip-code doesn’t do it justice, for hundreds of years scientists thought that everything in our solar system revolved around it.
Leno is awesome.....His car show is even better...........
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Beck is funny~
*VCR?* 😲🎤
I know!!! 🙈
The dude is funny 😂
Jay Leno miss his shows,Jimmy Fallon good,Yuck Stephen Colbert andKimmel....David Spade is always so funny ,so.at ease with it all.💗💛
Kat You're an idiot. Fallon is the weakest of them all. All he does is impersonations and laugh like a clown.
I'm thinking those 3 boys were probably in as safe a space as any of their piers. 😅
She was such a hottie. Now let herself go to drugs. Poor women
He looks like a mini Vince Neil.
Oprah did shows about folks getting rid of excess clutter.
HIM TOO FWAID TO GET OUT. HE JUST A LITTLE GUUY
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Hey, boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!
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Funny how easy that gay joke went over just a short time ago
Those were the days.
I went to school with John Mark Karr.
i wonder what ever became of that prom date girl? did her camaro boy hook her up like spade could have......he's rich beyotch!!
Heather Locklear is hot
carl thronson ...Heather Locklear aged awful...many women her age look younger and healthier.....she def lost her looks....too much tanning ruined her.....
Who is she?
2:25 thats hilarious
Heather Locklear is older than Spade. I thought he only dated 18-22 year olds.
Yeah, but..... that's Heather Locklear.
Spade is funny.
Jay is not at all.
Jay's great, a classic showbiz guy, there aren't many of those types left.
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Never liked Leno. he always laughed when asking questions the guest clearly didn't want to answer. Spade handled it great though. Always funny.
A lot of hosts do that. Letterman loved to ask guests about the thing they wanted most to avoid discussing. It's to be expected.
Is that Kevin, Kevin James lol?
So what he's saying is he almost had a Zoolander moment?
He looks like the male version of Jenna Fischer. Am I the only one who sees it?
I love his self-defacating type of humor.
Yeah, poop jokes are great!
spelled it wrong lol
Lol I'm pretty sure you mean self deprecating
@@sdmfbastard yeah, spelt it wrong....I think he meant self defeeting
@Jack ....I only teasing 😊💚✌I constantly misspell $hit 😁 I don't even know what I would do without Internet and spell-check
Was I their trying dummy? 1:42 pm
It's 2019 and Spade got his own show. We all know about Heather. Now who's the big shot Jay.?
Jay is fine. lol
Yeah, I'm not sure of your point. Is it that Spade was once considered out of his league dating Locklear, but now it would be her that Jay would be teasing if she were still dating Spade?
Ugh I hate Jay leno..
Angel Face yet here you are. Shut the fuck up
Hes a funny guy. Wig looks great on him
He played it off well. Had no idea her and Heather Locklear were an item . She seems far from his type.
Jay is the worst talk show host ever ☝🏽🧐
Haha Spade had to follow Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora! Talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
Why are you so angry. Insulting my Mom for thinking its funny David Spade followed Tommy and Ritchie? You make no sense, I like Spade. I hope you feel better.
Big Toe Not according to Locklear!
Big Toe In Tommy Lee's case, it's more like a giant polish sausage.
@@SuperHotrod4 Ode to the Big Toe.....“I’m gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn’t always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe… Sergeant Hulka.”