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One might say the twenty-something people at the pier that were undetermined were employed. Shortly after leaving the pier, there was a gigantic, hostile creature, and since the people on the pier had set up bombs and some had weapons, it would be safe to assume the designated jobs of these upstanding citizens was to defend the town from the hostile aquatic monster, which did appear to have legs it could have used to heave itself onto land to attack this hard-working settlement. While some may not have had weapons on them, they very well could have been construction workers, with the armed individuals being lookout to spot the monster and defend the construction crew. However, as the enumerator, I believe the method you had chosen for cataloging the individuals on the pier to have been wisely chosen. For the torch-bearers you had met outside the church, it is possible they may have been town vandals, much like the resident dynamite-throwers and boulder-pushers. Everyone else in the village had been working hard during the day or had been shot or killed, and these individuals seemed to have plenty of energy at nighttime to band together with the intent of burning down a church before being thwarted by your brave actions in defense of -yourself- the church. Individuals who had worked during the day would have expended their energy and rested during the nighttime, but since these people still had energy and seemed criminal in their intents and behaviorisms, it can be assumed they had not worked during the day and were therefore unemployed. Congratulations on a job well done, enumerator Austin. May you get some rest before beginning your next assignment.
Could the men with sticks of dynamite in the area with the condemned buildings actually been part of demolition crews with those building slated to be demolished?
Resident Evil has a long history of transforming humans into enormous nonhumanoid abominations. Bearing this in mind, I think there is a VERY strong argument for the lake monster being just as eligible for work as all the people in Valdelobos who are still (mostly) biologically human.
This should be a legit horror/comedy game, being a bureaucrat in service of the government and going in to a horrific hostile place just to count how many people are employed there, with great determination.
Your boss is a jaded lifetime bureaucrat who is completely immune to your requests for an exemption. There are sixteen possible exemptions listed on form 896(A)-1999 and "hostility due to brain parasite" is not one of them. If you refuse to perform your duties as stated in your work description, you will be terminated from employment and lose the medical insurance you need to get your disabled child the durable medical equipment she needs.
You could add a detective twist, so you kill everyone then have to figure out who was doing what jobs, or maybe you have an alternate stealth option and you have to sneak around and observe
If someone is deceased, they should be removed from the statistic. Dead people are not eligible for employment. The accurate enumeration of a deceased person is "deceased".
Actually it's NaN%, NaN meaning "Not A Number", since the unemployment rate is unemployed people divided by total population, and the total population is zero. You CANNOT divide by zero. Not even if you're dividing zero. So. "The bureau has surveyed Valdelobos and determined that it has a NaN% unemployment rate after completion of the survey, since none of its inhabitants survived the survey. As a result, Valdelobos no longer has an economy, its economic situation is best phrased as 'deceased'. We recommend that the town be redeveloped, or failing that, removed from future statistics."
Or a 100% since everyone who had a job can't do it anymore and anyone who didn't didn't get the chance to get one. We don't *technically* know that every person infected by the Plagas is fully dead by the end of the game. But we do know they aren't in the condition to do said work anymore.
I like how the objective shifts from trying to see whether they have a job or not to “the bureau of labor statistics is not gonna count you as employed if you behave like that” like it’s a punishment for being too hostile
I was worried that this series was going to get stale, but then the Bureau of Labor Statistics authorized their enumerators to use lethal force, and I am all in!
The Chainsaw Man isn't just a hard worker at cutting lumber, he's also a Doctor! Dr. Salvador is a man of many talents. You could even say he's doubly employed.
I bet Dr. Salvador is a doctor who helped Saddler inject the parasites into the villagers seen in the end credits. The name meaning Doctor Savior makes sense considering Saddler convinced everybody the parasite would actually save them, and he's kind of a mini boss, so him having more to do with Saddler and what was going on makes sense. Maybe he was the first one, and has a special parasite infection causing him to live through alot, causing him to keep coming back, nemesis style. But that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY. I'll see myself out
I hope the Valdelobos tourism board really takes this information to heart to focus on where they can improve and bring in fresh blood and money. When my family vacationed there a couple years ago, we got remarkably little sleep due to the burning corpses and had an awful time as the tour guides insisted on showing off their chainsaws. And they kept hiding plants and dynamite in our luggage, which was odd.
I agree. went there myself three years ago and my AirBnB bedroom door locked behind me and wouldn't reopen until I solved a colour-based light puzzle. I was quite unsatisfied with this as I only discovered it upon waking up in the middle of the night thirsty for a glass of water
I was on the neighboring castle theme park for study tour for my uni and the lecturer complained about the bugs in the sewers, who melted one of my friends alive (he's ok btw). We get to learn about the animatronic armours used to guard around the palace, we got lost in the maze and had one of us being munched alive by the dogs (she's ok btw), and we got to take photos with the Xenomorph and Wolverines. In the end, i bought a rocket launcher souvenir from the merchant, doing some range practice, take a rollercoaster ride off the mineshaft that ends in a big jump, then get to pilot a giant robotic recreation of the castle owner. I highly recommend. The factory island tour is lame though, i don't recommend going there.
Having worked a season as a census enumerator this series feels so spot on to my experience with sometimes having to make increasingly esoteric calls on how to report. Especially for hostile or uncooperative people or locations. I’d love to see more of these. Given how the unemployment in Ul’dah in FFXIV is a major plot point in the story I’d get a huge kick out of knowing the real number.
I appreciate that the enumerator's primary concern re: population stability is age composition. Not uncertainty surrounding the tentacles-for-heads thing, or the enumerator's own surprising impact on overall numbers -- just your standard problem of too few babies and too many roof guys.
Finally! The first thing I asked myself when I played Resident Evil 4 was "I wonder what their unemployment levels are?" I then proceeded to ask what in the world is going on and how can I make it out alive. I'm glad I was able to get answers to at least one of them.
My only potential point of contention is that the two guys hanging out in the derelict building with sticks of dynamite may have been there to demolish those buildings as part of their employment. Excellent work as always though, really getting to the bottom of the big questions we’ve all been wondering.
@@any_austin to be fair, dynamite is sometimes used in extrajudicial demolition projects. in fact, that is actually how i renovated my local police department
FYI, concerning the merchant, his eyes light up red at night, indicating he is a Ganado, indicating he lives in the village. He also owns lakeside property in the village. Pretty clear he lives there.
3 things: 1) I love the energy on display here: running through hordes of people trying to kill you and blandly counting them all 2) wow, I forgot how brown this game was 3) however, Leon? still hot, what can I say? There was a reason I always liked watching my brothers play this game when I was younger despite having no interest in playing it and it was because I had a crush on Leon.
I seriously need a game where you're not only trying to survive, but you're actively figuring out the unemployment rate of the area you're trying to survive in. You get the best ending if you could successfully determine the unemployment rate. The thing is: the final rate is randomized, so you can't cheat. Good luck.
I would love to see one of these on the city of Vivec in morrowind. Partially because it's huge and horrible to navigate and partially because the employment status is just horrible.
Yesssss please do some in Morrowind! Even if you've not played it before it's easy to get to the main cities as a new character and survey their population, plus interesting questions about whether the various Telvani wizards are self-employed or unemployed. But do make sure you get a mod that delays the Dark Brotherhood attacks, or they'll just inflate your numbers.
I'm pretty sure the gentleman at 2:30 is the town roof inspector, but due to OSHA regulations, he can't chase you because that would require unsafely climbing down a ladder.
I agree with most of your decisions, but I actually think the guys at the run down houses could have actually been demolition workers preparing to demolish the houses. I can't wait to see more. These vids are always great.
Worth noting, Depending on the church, a lot of maintenance is done by volunteers, meaning they aren't employed there. Remember to be extra discerning for future churches to make sure that the only ones being counted as employed are the hired professionals, and not just some charitable volunteer :^)
I feel some of the villagers that you deemed unemployed were in fact employed. It's safe to assume some of them work night shifts (door openers) and were merely enjoying their off time earlier (man standing on rooftop).
I'd argue that the village has a 100% employment rate by the same argument as the castle. They are all slaves of the Las Plagas parasite, which is more than a full-time position.
For reference, 8.2% is roughly equal to France pre-COVID. When you consider that Valdelobos has no French people, I would say that it is the preferable place to live.
I might be completely making this up and lying to you, but I’m pretty sure the whole mining village is pretty legit and the reason they have those head critters is because they dug up fossilized Las Plagas.
@@any_austin When you're in the castle you come across another group of villagers mining up fossilized Las Plagas towards the end of the area. It may be safe to assume they belong to the same mining company and are being contracted to dig up evil head parasites
No, you're legit, that's where they came from. It's a separate mine where they found the fossilized ones, but it would make sense they'd be dredging up the whole region looking for more.
I'm glad you counted the merchant twice because there are at LEAST two of him. In the area at the top of the cable car you can walk between two merchants who have no load screen between them, and no possible path a single merchant could take to arrive at the other shop before Leon gets to it.
Could they be twins? So it would be a family business then. That could be employing villagers for advertising, ie the rooftop people could be criers to spread the word of the goods that the Merchants twins have.
Thing I love most about this is your dry humor committing to the bit sprinkled with your genuine(?) gasps in between. Underrated comedy right here. I hope you keep doing these!
I absolutely love this series. Please keep making more videos like this one. The concept behind these videos, as well as skybox appreciation is genius. You are genuinely one of my favorite creators. Thanks for being so great
extremely good video love the various gags, like putting the employed text on the ground next to an item that a dead guy dropped, or the half-second shot of a guy pulling a crank in a cutscene having the employed text, or the 3 guys pushing a boulder instantly being marked unemployed
I think it implies that he's well educated, not employed You can be a doctor and not have a job, but anybody who's title is "doctor" implies they have a doctorate
Dr. Salvador is the huge guy with the double chainsaw in Mercenaries mode I think? The regular chainsaw guy is just Chainsaw Man. At least some of the wikis seem to think so.
Hey Austin, the people on the 'fishing pier' as you put it were clearly dealing with a snake infestation. You may not agree with their method of using dynamite to exterminate these poor reptiles but unfortunately that still means they are employed.
@@vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Snakes are very sensitive to changes in air pressure so the dynamite is less for extermination and more for leading them out of the water and hopefully out of the area.
The part where you put up the markers for the people in “heaven” was freakin hilarious. Laughed for a good 2 minutes. Pretty sure those people are in hell though.
Off topic but I really recommend gta3 for your odd places series. Been replaying it recently and since it’s the first “true” open world game it’s got some really weird liminal areas.
Oh fuck, I have to watch this ASAP. This is a placeholder comment Real comment: I've appreciated since the Majora's Mask episode how you do depth perception and perspective with the Employed/Unemployed pop-ups. Laughed out loud at 12:51 when the pop-up was in reverse at the camera cut, and 16:01 when it's angled. Five days of research well spent
This was stellar. This does make me want to have a videogame where you do have to be a professional enumerator in a fantasy/horror world. But you gotta figure out their jobs. You can try to be nice and talk to everyone and interview. But sime locals may be more resistant. You had to fight some vampire? In that pile of ashes from them, gou find a nametag. You know who has a nametag on? Employed people. About to shoot someone? Hey, they have a hard hat and tool belt on. EMPLOYED! Like a different take on viscera cleanup duty, you are just doing your job. That would actually be a hilarious, and if done well, really fun game, you get bonuses after each job of how well and accurate you enumerated.
I have a theory that the merchant just puts on an Australian accent to sound exotic, like 'come I have RARE imports from down under!' but its just stuff he got from the next town over
I absolutely love these unemployment videos! I've been showing them to everyone I know, and I think you've really hit on a uniquely funny concept. If I might offer some other suggestions, here are a few video game settings that you might find entertaining to look at: -Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2 - many towns and cities with lots of funny people walking around. -Deus Ex (2000), or even the newer ones (Human Revolution and Mankind Divided) - they all have hub cities with lots of colorful characters. The Hell's Kitchen setting for original Deus Ex, Detroit for Human Revolution, or of course Prague for Mankind Divided. Looking at Detroit might be fun too if you have any current data on Detroit's unemployment now, for a potentially fun point of comparison to see how future Detroit fared in the game :-). -The Monkey Island Games! Lots of colorful characters with interesting jobs to explore across a bunch of fake Caribbean island. -The Dishonored games, either Dunwall or Karnaca. -Assassin's Creed games - they all have huge cities with lots of people walking around. Might be too daunting, but it might also be hilarious in considering all the old historical jobs that used to exist that we don't have now. Looking forward to the next video in your unemployment series!
i appreciate your use of legitimate sociological phenomenon in this series, namely the "two axe axiom." hundreds of studies have definitively proven that, for each person carrying two axes, one is a killin' axe and the other is a workin' axe. very cool of you to pull from real world knowledge to make this video!
8:00 Unemployed people don't generally have access to dynamite, and you did point out that those houses seem condemned, so those were probably the demolition men there to demolish the condemned buildings.
Phenominal. On a side note, man this brings memories back. It was such a terrifying game for me on my first playthrough, it took me over 16 hours to make it through my first time.
I watched the entire episode on the TV with my business suit and vest on! Merry Christmas, friends, and thank you Austin for corresponding with the Bureau of Labor Statistics, may the bureaucracy be with you. P.S. And happy memories of the United States Geological Survey these holidays.
I think your plan to count those at the dock as just as employed as the other villagers makes sense. It didn't appear to be a place of work, however it also didn't seem like a place where 20 people, all of which are unemployed would be gathered all together. They were likely citizens who may or may not have a job, enjoying a pond in their town.
The idea of Leon or whatever his name is as an exasperated bureaucrat just trying to survey employment numbers of a bunch of murderous zombies is absolutely comical 😂
@27:43 I'm afraid you missed an interesting case. Inside the church, after you free Ashley, if you try to go back in there's two (maybe one? It's been a while) monks with crossbows. Are they Saddler's bodyguards? Are they some sort of religious staff at the church? Unclear, but they're probably employed! Do they work in the village, or elsewhere in the surrounding area? If Saddler counts, then surely they count too.
Easily my favorite video. Unfortunately or fortunately the difficulty of acquiring data and the snap decision (alongside the justification) are the best parts of these. Thank you for making it!
i rewatch the whole series of videos on unemployment regularly but this one has to be my favorite, "unfortunately the citizens of this town really hate the bureau of labor statistics" and the calm discussion of someone's employment interrupted by the enumerator going "aah!" when he's attacked is so funny
"Now it's tough now that they're chasing me to tell whether they are employed or if they are doing this as a hobby" - Seen a few of these enumeration videos, but that line literally made me laugh out loud at work. Thank you sir! 😊
26:34 Yeah, its a joke that she is unemployed, but the fact that she is in college actually would have bearing on real-world labor statistics. Since she is pursuing college education and is not seeking work, she wouldn't be counted as either unemployed or employed even if she was a resident of the evil village just like how a retired person or a child wouldn't be unemployed.
This was a really tricky one, but we've learned a lot about how we may be able to enumerate complicated populations in the future. I'd also like to add that unlike past unemployment surveys, there was a lot of surveying that wasn't included in the video because of time and structure considerations or whatever.
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One might say the twenty-something people at the pier that were undetermined were employed. Shortly after leaving the pier, there was a gigantic, hostile creature, and since the people on the pier had set up bombs and some had weapons, it would be safe to assume the designated jobs of these upstanding citizens was to defend the town from the hostile aquatic monster, which did appear to have legs it could have used to heave itself onto land to attack this hard-working settlement. While some may not have had weapons on them, they very well could have been construction workers, with the armed individuals being lookout to spot the monster and defend the construction crew. However, as the enumerator, I believe the method you had chosen for cataloging the individuals on the pier to have been wisely chosen.
For the torch-bearers you had met outside the church, it is possible they may have been town vandals, much like the resident dynamite-throwers and boulder-pushers. Everyone else in the village had been working hard during the day or had been shot or killed, and these individuals seemed to have plenty of energy at nighttime to band together with the intent of burning down a church before being thwarted by your brave actions in defense of -yourself- the church. Individuals who had worked during the day would have expended their energy and rested during the nighttime, but since these people still had energy and seemed criminal in their intents and behaviorisms, it can be assumed they had not worked during the day and were therefore unemployed.
Congratulations on a job well done, enumerator Austin. May you get some rest before beginning your next assignment.
“complicated populations”, what a phrase
Could the men with sticks of dynamite in the area with the condemned buildings actually been part of demolition crews with those building slated to be demolished?
Resident Evil has a long history of transforming humans into enormous nonhumanoid abominations. Bearing this in mind, I think there is a VERY strong argument for the lake monster being just as eligible for work as all the people in Valdelobos who are still (mostly) biologically human.
@@anthonygenco5051 the Men in the swamp are definitely the nomad community of the village at their chillout spot. 😄
This should be a legit horror/comedy game, being a bureaucrat in service of the government and going in to a horrific hostile place just to count how many people are employed there, with great determination.
Your boss is a jaded lifetime bureaucrat who is completely immune to your requests for an exemption. There are sixteen possible exemptions listed on form 896(A)-1999 and "hostility due to brain parasite" is not one of them. If you refuse to perform your duties as stated in your work description, you will be terminated from employment and lose the medical insurance you need to get your disabled child the durable medical equipment she needs.
A friend of mine was actually a census worker... In Detroit...
Honestly Leon has it easier
True horror isn't the monsters. True horror is WRITING THE REPORTS WITH THREE DISTRIBUTED COPIES.
@@current9300 *use triplicate form*
"Your strength Stat is too low to press through both carbon sheets"
You could add a detective twist, so you kill everyone then have to figure out who was doing what jobs, or maybe you have an alternate stealth option and you have to sneak around and observe
"They said as long as I've accurately enumerated somebody they don't have to be alive anymore" is a good line for cyberpunk.
I literally read this comment the second he said it in the video 😂
If someone is deceased, they should be removed from the statistic. Dead people are not eligible for employment. The accurate enumeration of a deceased person is "deceased".
They work as fertilizer
@@ndflatt spooky, I did as well!
“enumerator” is also a hard-ass title
“The bureau has authorised lethal force.”
“The bureau is pleased to announce that unemployment is now 0%, since everyone is now deceased.”
Actually it's NaN%, NaN meaning "Not A Number", since the unemployment rate is unemployed people divided by total population, and the total population is zero. You CANNOT divide by zero. Not even if you're dividing zero.
So.
"The bureau has surveyed Valdelobos and determined that it has a NaN% unemployment rate after completion of the survey, since none of its inhabitants survived the survey. As a result, Valdelobos no longer has an economy, its economic situation is best phrased as 'deceased'. We recommend that the town be redeveloped, or failing that, removed from future statistics."
Or a 100% since everyone who had a job can't do it anymore and anyone who didn't didn't get the chance to get one.
We don't *technically* know that every person infected by the Plagas is fully dead by the end of the game. But we do know they aren't in the condition to do said work anymore.
Technically they are all unemployed now due to being vitally challanged.
I like how the objective shifts from trying to see whether they have a job or not to “the bureau of labor statistics is not gonna count you as employed if you behave like that” like it’s a punishment for being too hostile
It's so realistic!
These videos really do come from a certain perspective
so this is what people mean when they say they don’t trust three-letter agencies…
I was worried that this series was going to get stale, but then the Bureau of Labor Statistics authorized their enumerators to use lethal force, and I am all in!
I dont think I could ever get bored of this series. it's incredibly unique and the deadpan humor is wonderful.
Purely for authorized uses of self-defense.
@@coffin7904 agreed!
It's a great series for me to fall asleep to, he definitely need to make more non-violent episodes. This episode isn't doing it for me.
This series won't get stale any time soon.
The Chainsaw Man isn't just a hard worker at cutting lumber, he's also a Doctor! Dr. Salvador is a man of many talents. You could even say he's doubly employed.
This explains the surgical precision and haste with which he removes the human head.
@@fatamorgana1587 Ironic then that his name literally translates to "Savior". But then, definitions may vary.
@@fatamorgana1587 Not to mention he has a sack over his head, he wears his PPE too!
I bet Dr. Salvador is a doctor who helped Saddler inject the parasites into the villagers seen in the end credits. The name meaning Doctor Savior makes sense considering Saddler convinced everybody the parasite would actually save them, and he's kind of a mini boss, so him having more to do with Saddler and what was going on makes sense. Maybe he was the first one, and has a special parasite infection causing him to live through alot, causing him to keep coming back, nemesis style. But that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY.
I'll see myself out
@@bradwibbels935that is actually a really good theory.
The part where you were really offended that those 3 unemployed goons pushed a boulder at you was my favourite
‘That is unemployed behavior! >:(‘
No one likes getting rocks thrown at them by hoodlums
For context, the national unemployment rate for Spain is 12.7%
Valdelobos is thriving
So, the Umbrella Corporation is a job creator?
@@courtlandfargo5251 yes
@@courtlandfargo5251 No, because Umbrella had nothing to do with the events of 4.
@@courtlandfargo5251 Umbrella didn't cause Re4 so no
The philosophical questions about if the enemies are people, but only specifically to determine if they can hold a human job, is my favorite part.
This unemployed series is so much better than it has any right to be. I love it
The editing and roleplaying aspect of this series truly make it unique and entertaining.
I hope the Valdelobos tourism board really takes this information to heart to focus on where they can improve and bring in fresh blood and money. When my family vacationed there a couple years ago, we got remarkably little sleep due to the burning corpses and had an awful time as the tour guides insisted on showing off their chainsaws.
And they kept hiding plants and dynamite in our luggage, which was odd.
They especially need new blood... For reasons
I agree. went there myself three years ago and my AirBnB bedroom door locked behind me and wouldn't reopen until I solved a colour-based light puzzle. I was quite unsatisfied with this as I only discovered it upon waking up in the middle of the night thirsty for a glass of water
I was on the neighboring castle theme park for study tour for my uni and the lecturer complained about the bugs in the sewers, who melted one of my friends alive (he's ok btw). We get to learn about the animatronic armours used to guard around the palace, we got lost in the maze and had one of us being munched alive by the dogs (she's ok btw), and we got to take photos with the Xenomorph and Wolverines. In the end, i bought a rocket launcher souvenir from the merchant, doing some range practice, take a rollercoaster ride off the mineshaft that ends in a big jump, then get to pilot a giant robotic recreation of the castle owner. I highly recommend.
The factory island tour is lame though, i don't recommend going there.
The plants and dynamite are like the room service mint on your pillow; they're complimentary
@@lxjoe96 color*
Love the way Austin just kinda talks to himself through out the video, so god damn funny
“Popes are coy…no they’re not”
Having worked a season as a census enumerator this series feels so spot on to my experience with sometimes having to make increasingly esoteric calls on how to report. Especially for hostile or uncooperative people or locations.
I’d love to see more of these. Given how the unemployment in Ul’dah in FFXIV is a major plot point in the story I’d get a huge kick out of knowing the real number.
i was just thinking that, the city-states of ffxiv would be so fun to see (specifically uldah and ishgard)
I was thinking Limsa
I appreciate that the enumerator's primary concern re: population stability is age composition. Not uncertainty surrounding the tentacles-for-heads thing, or the enumerator's own surprising impact on overall numbers -- just your standard problem of too few babies and too many roof guys.
Pretty accurate to the character of a government worker… Shinzo Abe vibes
4:07 - "But like this guy... he's got nothin'! He's walkin' around just, like, pretendin' to be somebody" - So... he's employed as a manager?
Finally! The first thing I asked myself when I played Resident Evil 4 was "I wonder what their unemployment levels are?"
I then proceeded to ask what in the world is going on and how can I make it out alive.
I'm glad I was able to get answers to at least one of them.
the "looking up at the sky" gag might be the hardest I've laughed at any of these videos. great job
My only potential point of contention is that the two guys hanging out in the derelict building with sticks of dynamite may have been there to demolish those buildings as part of their employment. Excellent work as always though, really getting to the bottom of the big questions we’ve all been wondering.
Absolutely insane that people keep commenting thinking dynamite is how we demolish residential buildings
@@any_austin to be fair, dynamite is sometimes used in extrajudicial demolition projects. in fact, that is actually how i renovated my local police department
@Any Austin Maybe not... but it would be a lot cooler if we did use dynamite, just sayin
@@any_austin it is, rural Spain is built different 🧨
@@any_austin they're also in a mining town where dynamite may be necessary for mining
the editing on this one especially cracked me up multiple times. all the guys rushing through the door with their employment graphics was top notch
The conclusion that all those people are employed and work in a bear-trap factory was amazing.
FYI, concerning the merchant, his eyes light up red at night, indicating he is a Ganado, indicating he lives in the village. He also owns lakeside property in the village. Pretty clear he lives there.
3 things:
1) I love the energy on display here: running through hordes of people trying to kill you and blandly counting them all
2) wow, I forgot how brown this game was
3) however, Leon? still hot, what can I say? There was a reason I always liked watching my brothers play this game when I was younger despite having no interest in playing it and it was because I had a crush on Leon.
I seriously need a game where you're not only trying to survive, but you're actively figuring out the unemployment rate of the area you're trying to survive in. You get the best ending if you could successfully determine the unemployment rate. The thing is: the final rate is randomized, so you can't cheat. Good luck.
There's no unemployment if everyone's dead.
@@Eidenhoek there’s also no employment :)
Papers Please is the closest I can think of but that’s more immigration than employment
@@healgoth Except there isn’t really a twist.
That sounds like a cosmic horror plot.
I would love to see one of these on the city of Vivec in morrowind. Partially because it's huge and horrible to navigate and partially because the employment status is just horrible.
Absolutely agree
Iirc Morrowind has a higher npc count than obliv or skyrim, so he should just do the whole game, I’m curious now
Yesssss please do some in Morrowind! Even if you've not played it before it's easy to get to the main cities as a new character and survey their population, plus interesting questions about whether the various Telvani wizards are self-employed or unemployed. But do make sure you get a mod that delays the Dark Brotherhood attacks, or they'll just inflate your numbers.
In morrowind profession is tied to the NPCs class and the only one that seems to be unemployed is the Pauper class.
"If one of thems a killin axe, then the other one has to be a workin axe"
Every time the employment checkmark comes up and plays the jingle It releases a small amount of dopamine in my brain.
I'm pretty sure the gentleman at 2:30 is the town roof inspector, but due to OSHA regulations, he can't chase you because that would require unsafely climbing down a ladder.
I agree with most of your decisions, but I actually think the guys at the run down houses could have actually been demolition workers preparing to demolish the houses. I can't wait to see more. These vids are always great.
Same with the people pushing the boulder too tbh. Physically keeping unwanted guests off private property sounds like security guards to me
Worth noting,
Depending on the church, a lot of maintenance is done by volunteers, meaning they aren't employed there.
Remember to be extra discerning for future churches to make sure that the only ones being counted as employed are the hired professionals, and not just some charitable volunteer :^)
"it's tough to tell if they're employed...or if they're doing this as a hobby"
This joke comes up every playthrough and I'm glad someone actually got the numbers. Thank you for your service.
I'm shocked it's actually really good! Both compared to games and real life
I feel some of the villagers that you deemed unemployed were in fact employed. It's safe to assume some of them work night shifts (door openers) and were merely enjoying their off time earlier (man standing on rooftop).
Third guy was running late and had to leave for his shift, that’s why he disappeared
The guy on the roof was probably fixing a leak before Leon showed up.
I'd argue that the village has a 100% employment rate by the same argument as the castle. They are all slaves of the Las Plagas parasite, which is more than a full-time position.
I'm guessing that he was repairing the roof. Simple reshingling work.
@@willyeeton4390 but slavery isn’t employment
For reference, 8.2% is roughly equal to France pre-COVID. When you consider that Valdelobos has no French people, I would say that it is the preferable place to live.
Spain saved us from the horrors of aztec society
@@a15godzilla This is has nothing to do with anything, wtf?
@@a15godzilla who?
What's with the weird anti-french racism of anglo-saxons?
@@tartoflan Because that's funny. (except if an american does it)
I might be completely making this up and lying to you, but I’m pretty sure the whole mining village is pretty legit and the reason they have those head critters is because they dug up fossilized Las Plagas.
Huh
@@any_austin When you're in the castle you come across another group of villagers mining up fossilized Las Plagas towards the end of the area. It may be safe to assume they belong to the same mining company and are being contracted to dig up evil head parasites
No, you're legit, that's where they came from. It's a separate mine where they found the fossilized ones, but it would make sense they'd be dredging up the whole region looking for more.
@@any_austin huh
Elon Musk's fathers mining business was also 'legit' btw
I'm glad you counted the merchant twice because there are at LEAST two of him. In the area at the top of the cable car you can walk between two merchants who have no load screen between them, and no possible path a single merchant could take to arrive at the other shop before Leon gets to it.
Could they be twins? So it would be a family business then. That could be employing villagers for advertising, ie the rooftop people could be criers to spread the word of the goods that the Merchants twins have.
Absolutely loving the *Dry Beurocrat Encounters Hostiles But Is Wholly Dedicated To His Work* thing going on here, very fun to watch.
Thing I love most about this is your dry humor committing to the bit sprinkled with your genuine(?) gasps in between. Underrated comedy right here. I hope you keep doing these!
As someone who has worked for the Census Bureau I can tell you this is an accurate depiction of the enumerator's experience.
I absolutely love this series. Please keep making more videos like this one.
The concept behind these videos, as well as skybox appreciation is genius. You are genuinely one of my favorite creators.
Thanks for being so great
extremely good video
love the various gags, like putting the employed text on the ground next to an item that a dead guy dropped, or the half-second shot of a guy pulling a crank in a cutscene having the employed text, or the 3 guys pushing a boulder instantly being marked unemployed
I mean the chainsaw guy's official name is Dr. Salvador, so that does imply he's employed, not as a woodworker necessarily but employed nonetheless.
whoa he’s a doctor
It's not a chainsaw, it's clearly an important medical tool.
@@SaraSG1 he's actually a doctor in etymology
I think it implies that he's well educated, not employed
You can be a doctor and not have a job, but anybody who's title is "doctor" implies they have a doctorate
Dr. Salvador is the huge guy with the double chainsaw in Mercenaries mode I think? The regular chainsaw guy is just Chainsaw Man. At least some of the wikis seem to think so.
Hey Austin, the people on the 'fishing pier' as you put it were clearly dealing with a snake infestation. You may not agree with their method of using dynamite to exterminate these poor reptiles but unfortunately that still means they are employed.
So they'd light the dynamite... then throw it in the water?
That sounds more like a freelance/volunteer position to me
@@neoselket562 I live in the UK and we consider freelance/self employed employed. I'm sure Spain does as well.
@@vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Snakes are very sensitive to changes in air pressure so the dynamite is less for extermination and more for leading them out of the water and hopefully out of the area.
This is still the most entertaining episode of this series to me, the bureau should really endanger their enumerators more often.
The part where you put up the markers for the people in “heaven” was freakin hilarious. Laughed for a good 2 minutes. Pretty sure those people are in hell though.
Considering the whole village got brain worm'd, I wouldn't say their behavior towards our enumerator is a useful indicator of afterlife status.
Off topic but I really recommend gta3 for your odd places series. Been replaying it recently and since it’s the first “true” open world game it’s got some really weird liminal areas.
7:11 it could be a local tourist attraction- “Come to Valdelobos, and get crushed by a big boulder! You’ll have a smashing good time!”
I love the sound of paper flipping. A truly dedicated worker.
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I've appreciated since the Majora's Mask episode how you do depth perception and perspective with the Employed/Unemployed pop-ups. Laughed out loud at 12:51 when the pop-up was in reverse at the camera cut, and 16:01 when it's angled.
Five days of research well spent
This was stellar. This does make me want to have a videogame where you do have to be a professional enumerator in a fantasy/horror world. But you gotta figure out their jobs. You can try to be nice and talk to everyone and interview. But sime locals may be more resistant. You had to fight some vampire? In that pile of ashes from them, gou find a nametag. You know who has a nametag on? Employed people. About to shoot someone? Hey, they have a hard hat and tool belt on. EMPLOYED!
Like a different take on viscera cleanup duty, you are just doing your job.
That would actually be a hilarious, and if done well, really fun game, you get bonuses after each job of how well and accurate you enumerated.
I have a theory that the merchant just puts on an Australian accent to sound exotic, like 'come I have RARE imports from down under!' but its just stuff he got from the next town over
I absolutely love these unemployment videos! I've been showing them to everyone I know, and I think you've really hit on a uniquely funny concept. If I might offer some other suggestions, here are a few video game settings that you might find entertaining to look at:
-Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2 - many towns and cities with lots of funny people walking around.
-Deus Ex (2000), or even the newer ones (Human Revolution and Mankind Divided) - they all have hub cities with lots of colorful characters. The Hell's Kitchen setting for original Deus Ex, Detroit for Human Revolution, or of course Prague for Mankind Divided. Looking at Detroit might be fun too if you have any current data on Detroit's unemployment now, for a potentially fun point of comparison to see how future Detroit fared in the game :-).
-The Monkey Island Games! Lots of colorful characters with interesting jobs to explore across a bunch of fake Caribbean island.
-The Dishonored games, either Dunwall or Karnaca.
-Assassin's Creed games - they all have huge cities with lots of people walking around. Might be too daunting, but it might also be hilarious in considering all the old historical jobs that used to exist that we don't have now.
Looking forward to the next video in your unemployment series!
2:50 - Not only does that guy work in construction; he's also a doctor.
The looking up to heaven 30 people employed bit was genius. Well done.
best series on youtube. you play this character so well, it's an absolute delight to watch.
“wooo my goodness, this does not look… like the type of place employed-people hang out”
This really wasn't the next installment I expected, but it was the next installment I needed without knowing. I eagerly await the next one.
i appreciate your use of legitimate sociological phenomenon in this series, namely the "two axe axiom." hundreds of studies have definitively proven that, for each person carrying two axes, one is a killin' axe and the other is a workin' axe. very cool of you to pull from real world knowledge to make this video!
I don’t know how I discovered your channel, but I now love watching your skybox and unemployment videos.
I can't explain why but this has become my comfort video. Keep up the good work, enumerator man
thanks
This is really unique content. You're killing it with something I can't find anywhere else on TH-cam. Good job.
God bless this channel. I found u recently and it’s freaking hilarious. I laughed throughout pretty much the whole thing.
This is the best one yet. I'm thoroughly enjoying this census.
8:00 Unemployed people don't generally have access to dynamite, and you did point out that those houses seem condemned, so those were probably the demolition men there to demolish the condemned buildings.
Standing on decrepit neighborhoods with dynamite sticks is a very popular tradition in Spain just so you know
"Tell you what if I'm wearing the wrong pants I'll 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 walking" Austin noooo lmao
Phenominal.
On a side note, man this brings memories back. It was such a terrifying game for me on my first playthrough, it took me over 16 hours to make it through my first time.
I watched the entire episode on the TV with my business suit and vest on! Merry Christmas, friends, and thank you Austin for corresponding with the Bureau of Labor Statistics, may the bureaucracy be with you. P.S. And happy memories of the United States Geological Survey these holidays.
please more of this, it scratches the itch in my brain so good
I think your plan to count those at the dock as just as employed as the other villagers makes sense. It didn't appear to be a place of work, however it also didn't seem like a place where 20 people, all of which are unemployed would be gathered all together. They were likely citizens who may or may not have a job, enjoying a pond in their town.
this is a truly ingenious way to get me to watch yet another RE4 playthrough with a fun spin. Kudos
The idea of Leon or whatever his name is as an exasperated bureaucrat just trying to survey employment numbers of a bunch of murderous zombies is absolutely comical 😂
@27:43 I'm afraid you missed an interesting case. Inside the church, after you free Ashley, if you try to go back in there's two (maybe one? It's been a while) monks with crossbows. Are they Saddler's bodyguards? Are they some sort of religious staff at the church? Unclear, but they're probably employed! Do they work in the village, or elsewhere in the surrounding area? If Saddler counts, then surely they count too.
I love these videos. Calculating unemployment in video games is one of the most original and absurd ideas I’ve heard, and it’s executed so well 😂
23:55 "No one has ever heard of a residential crank" but what if i do Crank in my residence?
Easily my favorite video. Unfortunately or fortunately the difficulty of acquiring data and the snap decision (alongside the justification) are the best parts of these. Thank you for making it!
32:50 I think you mean, "At this moment in time, they are all dead."
This is such a clever idea for a series, I genuinely love watching this. You should do Yharnam from Bloodborne next!
watching this as though it's Leon's actual job and internal monologue is so fucking funny
Your videos give me an inexplicable feeling of distress, keep up the great work!
No way! I just played this game and thought about how weird the environments felt compared to newer games. Glad you are playing it for us!
The environments are illogical, but that didn't stop this game from being a masterpiece
I adore this series. Really love using the game to do the survey. Could look at a wiki page with a table, but nah, this is way funnier.
i rewatch the whole series of videos on unemployment regularly but this one has to be my favorite, "unfortunately the citizens of this town really hate the bureau of labor statistics" and the calm discussion of someone's employment interrupted by the enumerator going "aah!" when he's attacked is so funny
Thank you for putting yourself in harm's way to collect these highly valuable statistics.
Loved this video, the attention to detail in these is incredible, super excited to see you tackle this in more games!
That backup enumerator really didn’t seem to be pulling her weight
"Now it's tough now that they're chasing me to tell whether they are employed or if they are doing this as a hobby" - Seen a few of these enumeration videos, but that line literally made me laugh out loud at work. Thank you sir! 😊
Please keep doing these videos. Skyboxes too. Recently discovered your channel and really hope you rise in popularity.
"These are probably *BANG* the butlers for the mansion up here." cracked me up for some reason 😂
Great work. There may be some issues regarding previous census data of the area. Ill be looking forward to those tps reports.
23:52 You'll be surprised to find out that your local HOA is actually full of cranks.
Damn, this is a rough nieghborhood. You should ask for a raise...from the dead at least
Chainsaw Man's name in the original English PS2 localization is "Dr. Salvador" so I think it's safe to say he's employed in that version
Thank you Any Austin, the world is now a far better place with this video in it.
1:26 Spanish León be like "Señor, vengo de parte de la oficina de estadísticas labora- DIOS SANTISIMO QUE MIERDA HACE CON UN HACHA"
26:34 Yeah, its a joke that she is unemployed, but the fact that she is in college actually would have bearing on real-world labor statistics. Since she is pursuing college education and is not seeking work, she wouldn't be counted as either unemployed or employed even if she was a resident of the evil village just like how a retired person or a child wouldn't be unemployed.
Thank you for your tireless work documenting what I didn't know I needed to know until now :) Great series, can't wait for the next one!
I absolutely adore these unemployment rate videos! Would love to see you do Mafia Town or one of the other levels from A Hat in Time next! :)
I was so excited when I saw this drop. Definitely one of your most extensive surveys yet