im suprised henry hasn't ascended to godhood yet considering everyone wishes him "god be with you henry/god bless you, henry/god save you henry" every 10 seconds
It’s super amusing watching a piece of history we had to learn about at school made into a game, truly impressive 😊 I’ve been binge watching your walkthroughs for like 2 days now :DD Have a nice day everyone ☺️ Greetings from the CZ 🇨🇿
I'm pretty sure he's already stolen a bowl used for offerings from his grave in a earlier episode when he was investigating what was going on with the monastery's contract for quarried stone guess its time to finish the job lol got to love ESO :)
General Tullius : Hadvar what happened at Helgen? Hadvar : It was my most terrifying experience. General Tullius : What the dragon? Hadvar : Before that General Tullius : What happened before the dragon? Hadvar : There was a Nord that started to change races and sex and grow weird hair! General Tullius : Dear GOD!
You have an important mission to infiltrate the monastery *walks into monastery* "How are you Henry?" "Hey, Henry has come to see us." "God save you Henry!"
I have so many gripes with this game. The first half is alright, its a buggy wasteland of mindnumbingness after that. Without spoiling too much, my game updates me with objectives that I havent even reached yet. I just had to replay 2 hours because it allows no saves (I have several Saviour Schnapps but ate prohibited from using them) I looked so much forward to the monastary questline, I couldn't complete it due to glitched schedule. Reloaded a file from 6 hours prior, went over the wall and murdered everyone inside. (PS4) Atleast when I play Farkle my dice combinations got me 4800 in a single throw. I beat Manfred at dice 5 times and he still didnt leave us in privacy. UGH. Sorry, I needed to get this out. Love the game, hate the bugs.
From the construction side you can climb up and just bow antounious than run to the guy with the key than walk out takes 30 second if you wanna do it fast
Alex Diamond I like all TES games, especially older ones and this game is very much like older TES games. Edit: autocorrect changed older to modern and I just noticed. :(
I like Elder Scrolls and I like Kingdom Come. I can understand why some people dislike Elder scrolls fans because the game basically holds your hand and sucks your thumb throughout the entirety of it
Thief Which is why I love older TES games, there was no markers, everything took hours to figure out, you could get killed if you went to the area with strong enemies, for example there is a cave in a starter city which has a wizard that can kill you. So if you head too deep you get killed, there is a way to kill him and that is to exploit aimbot AI to miss you. Can't be done normally though if you are level 1 or 2
Thief I think you got the wrong idea haha. I'm probably the biggest elder scrolls fan that has ever lived. When I said "skyrim nut bars" I was just talking about all the people whining that there's no skyrim videos
the most amusing bit to me is the fact that ESO is in total culture shock here. No offense to him, but monastic history and practice is CLEARLY not his forte! "i'll just set my alarm for 9 o'clock" haha, priceless!.
Suscipe me, Domine, secundum eloquium tuum, et vivam et non confundas me ab expectatione mea. Receive me, O Lord, according to thy word, and let me live, and do not confound me from my expectation.
=*SPOILER* *ALERT*= I found the keys in the last back room on the top pantry shelf past the kitchen on the top right that opens all the doors. From there I got my gear outside and killed Antonius.
I just go to prayer in the morning, wait until its finished and everyone leaves for breakfast. The prior stays there, so you can just sneak up behind him and pickpocket his key, its the only thing he has.
I thought pious was the middleman that intro the 3 bandit (which you had to try to save them to get lead to the bandit camp earlier in the game), which is why bandits instruct you to kill him if you wanna join in
hahahahaha how you respond to everything is just amazing, and the part where you said "oh here we will find the lusty argonian maid" just made me laugh so hard
If you told him about your search for pious he tries to poisen you. You survive it and he reveals himself to you. You then can escape with him and arrest him when you get out
Thats the thing. people dont see you as a regular peasant anymore when you are walking around in full plate armour? hope you realise that isnt too common , the things you did its a small place you play in and people even talk to you about what you did because they know in general. you pretty much promoted from peasant too squire for a knight . which pretty much never happened except for a situation like the one you find yourself as Henry in
I swear to almighty Christ: this is the buggiest game I played in my entire life! I spent 7h and still couldnt get past the tutorial because of the bugs. Today was my 3rd attempt to finish the first quest, but this also ended in failure because of a bug that doesnt allow me to finish the first quest. Fuck my life.
Dude, there is a way to win at dice easy peasy, just go ahead and have the first throw, take all 1s and 5s always, if there is a trio or a quartet take it as well, to decide whether to throw again you decide based on the number of dices left, if there is 3 or more dices left after separating all trios, quartets, 5s and 1s, then throw again elsewhere pass. With this and a bit of luck so you don't bust with 5 dice or something, you'll be golden.
Can you do a level 15-100 enchanting guide for Skyrim please?? I love your Skyrim guides and haven’t found an efficient way to grind up my enchanting skill...
If you want a better horse go to where you (spoiler ahead) hafta get the roan for the wedding and buy/steal KANTHAKA. Pricey but worth it, all around high stats like 430 endurance!. Slap some noble shoes on it and 44 speed. White w/ red mane and tail
(ESO trying to sneak in to the Monastery for a cold-blooded murder) Literally EVERYONE in Town/including Monks: " Hey, everybody, it's Henry - he's come to assassinate us...GOOD to see you, Henry!" LMFAO~ (CAN'T WAIT for the "kill Skalitz" vid, that'll be a giggle for SURE!!!)
Ha this is so funny because a few years ago I was always help the priest, and the thing is when I started I was so confused omg I can still remember to this day.😂
Omg I laugh so hard whenever I hear someone in the middle of conversation "God be with You Henry, God bless You Henry" or anything similar to that, its just so funny. To me at least. :) And Jesus Christ that music was scary :D
I just got the game and its amizing truly worth im sneaky guy because fighting is to complex for but im mastering it my favorite thing is knocking people out and taking their shit
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im suprised henry hasn't ascended to godhood yet considering everyone wishes him "god be with you henry/god bless you, henry/god save you henry" every 10 seconds
Plot twist - We actually play Jesus.
Weeb thats actualy a greating in Central Europe and East,in my region pepole still say God be praised/be with you.
@@volimcvarke8437 where do you live? It just feels wrong and weird saying it in english
@@personofnoimportance5590 Croatia mate
@@personofnoimportance5590 same in serbia
It’s super amusing watching a piece of history we had to learn about at school made into a game, truly impressive 😊 I’ve been binge watching your walkthroughs for like 2 days now :DD Have a nice day everyone ☺️ Greetings from the CZ 🇨🇿
Canadian over here, have a great day guys!
Yeah same too bad its stuck here and I aint got the money to buy the game myself
Greetings from America.
Czech descendant here hehe. Maybe it's why i love this story so much.
How is it in Czech
Did you really think that 9am is early morning for a 15th century monk?
Especially when he was told "we get up before the sun rises, you'll get use to it!" lol clearly 9am, right?
Good to know that my family are 15th century monks!
Jesus christ be praised.
@@PVTRIAE God save you!
@@PVTRIAE god be with you
like how ESO's 1st reaction after knowing where the founder is buried is "im gonna dig him up"
I'm pretty sure he's already stolen a bowl used for offerings from his grave in a earlier episode when he was investigating what was going on with the monastery's contract for quarried stone guess its time to finish the job lol got to love ESO :)
General Tullius : Hadvar what happened at Helgen?
Hadvar : It was my most terrifying experience.
General Tullius : What the dragon?
Hadvar : Before that
General Tullius : What happened before the dragon?
Hadvar : There was a Nord that started to change races and sex and grow weird hair!
General Tullius : Dear GOD!
22:01 Lol I could imagine as you entered “hey look, it’s Henry”
You have an important mission to infiltrate the monastery *walks into monastery* "How are you Henry?" "Hey, Henry has come to see us." "God save you Henry!"
20:30 It's been days you play this game and you still don't recognise the difference between "objective completed" and "objective started"?
Saner78 i know right it’s like dude green tick vs exclamation mark
He has dyslexia cut him some slack
Lol yes, because we all know how dyslexic people constantly confuse green check marks and yellow exclamation marks!
6:13 *Completely naked Henry offers a drink to a stranger* "I can see you're a reliable lad!"
oh he was so close to the monastery key
monk simulator 2018
28:42 "he wanders the corridors at night, punishing any misbehaving novices" ESO "imma dig him up"
"Let's get up at 9, that should be enough" hahahahaha I was laughing so hard XD
I have so many gripes with this game. The first half is alright, its a buggy wasteland of mindnumbingness after that. Without spoiling too much, my game updates me with objectives that I havent even reached yet. I just had to replay 2 hours because it allows no saves (I have several Saviour Schnapps but ate prohibited from using them)
I looked so much forward to the monastary questline, I couldn't complete it due to glitched schedule. Reloaded a file from 6 hours prior, went over the wall and murdered everyone inside. (PS4)
Atleast when I play Farkle my dice combinations got me 4800 in a single throw. I beat Manfred at dice 5 times and he still didnt leave us in privacy. UGH.
Sorry, I needed to get this out. Love the game, hate the bugs.
Toby wait a few months with the amount of success they will prop fix it in future updates
@@ghadaeldabah4490 nope, not really :( game is still a buggy mess..... But it's still so worth it.
Ur the only person who did the walk-through not getting poisoned thank u for not skipping through it that way
I’m waiting for the next episode!😭
40:53 man yr killing me this episode - long live Brother Gregor
*HEY HENRYS COME TO SEE US*
NOT THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID 😂😂😂
Revisiting the game.... and also your playthoughs. Great fun.
I was so many times inprison by the fucking monastery!!
Lol loved the editing you did in this episode ESO! Really funny! This quest looks really interesting!
38:07 omg yr really taking that Savage Perk to heart mate! "can i poison all the monks?" LOLL
From the construction side you can climb up and just bow antounious than run to the guy with the key than walk out takes 30 second if you wanna do it fast
"I've brought 8.1 groschien to make it rain with the wenches at the bathhouse."
Hahaha
ESO reputation: 77
Kingdom come fans 100
Skyrim nut bars 46
Eso fans in general 87
Alex Diamond I like all TES games, especially older ones and this game is very much like older TES games.
Edit: autocorrect changed older to modern and I just noticed. :(
Alex Diamond So... I like it!
I like Elder Scrolls and I like Kingdom Come. I can understand why some people dislike Elder scrolls fans because the game basically holds your hand and sucks your thumb throughout the entirety of it
Thief Which is why I love older TES games, there was no markers, everything took hours to figure out, you could get killed if you went to the area with strong enemies, for example there is a cave in a starter city which has a wizard that can kill you. So if you head too deep you get killed, there is a way to kill him and that is to exploit aimbot AI to miss you. Can't be done normally though if you are level 1 or 2
Thief I think you got the wrong idea haha. I'm probably the biggest elder scrolls fan that has ever lived. When I said "skyrim nut bars" I was just talking about all the people whining that there's no skyrim videos
I beg you to upload the next episode within the next 12 hours :P There is nothing better than sitting down on your 1 hour break to watch some ESO :)
the most amusing bit to me is the fact that ESO is in total culture shock here. No offense to him, but monastic history and practice is CLEARLY not his forte! "i'll just set my alarm for 9 o'clock" haha, priceless!.
I learned how to load dice because of this video.... I have a D&D game tomorrow.
Yesssss, new episode!
Monks: We start before dawn
ESO: Lets get up at nine.
Suscipe me, Domine, secundum eloquium tuum, et vivam et non confundas me ab expectatione mea. Receive me, O Lord, according to thy word, and let me live, and do not confound me from my expectation.
I was cracking up and cry laughing so much at your face cuts/zoom ins in this part.
@16:55 ESO! You sir! Made me laugh like crazy I had to watch again and again! Round 2, fight!
That was excellent thank you. I really enjoyed listening to your commentary. It was funny as. Great job. Cheers.
BROTHER GREGOR. PRAISE THE LORD. the acoustics are amazing
if the speech option is bugged, try to get enough charisma for the charisma option, that worked for me (bathhouse, and better clothes)
Yes! Another day. Another video. Thanks
you should have told us straight that there is a bug that will mark all your stuff stolen or will be missing after entering the monastery
I want a “frivolous pursuits intensify” shirt
I have been watching the guides since day one
No episode yesterday. And you bring us a 58min episode.
😀
Its his channel lol
videos are very hard to make and editing takes forever
ive just finished this mission thou i just killed everyone in the monastery -100% reputation now there.
=*SPOILER* *ALERT*= I found the keys in the last back room on the top pantry shelf past the kitchen on the top right that opens all the doors. From there I got my gear outside and killed Antonius.
I just go to prayer in the morning, wait until its finished and everyone leaves for breakfast. The prior stays there, so you can just sneak up behind him and pickpocket his key, its the only thing he has.
We learned about monasterys couple weeks ago, they taught us the same stuff eve the "Ora et labora" thing
I thought pious was the middleman that intro the 3 bandit (which you had to try to save them to get lead to the bandit camp earlier in the game), which is why bandits instruct you to kill him if you wanna join in
You can find a lockpick in the praying centre behind the statue or whatever it is at the end of it
Praying center = Nave
Behind the statue or whatever it is = Altar
Welcome =)
thanks didn't knew the words xD
The tavern brawler is only there to take the guardian away so you can talk to Karl.
i did a second run where I kept my reputation neutral everywhere just so they dont constantly say "HI HENRY"
Amazing reaction to the fact than the day starts early at a Monastery at that time.
Sleeping til nine. Day starts at 3-4
Henry im glad to see you!!!!
hahahahaha how you respond to everything is just amazing, and the part where you said "oh here we will find the lusty argonian maid" just made me laugh so hard
28:43 "i'm gonna dig him up" LOL if only! New sidequest! Raid the Saints!
Love your videos! Me and the wife watch all the time!
most interesting episode by far, looking forward to the next one :D
I love this game
These edits are beautiful
I love your KCD walkthrough :D
Where's the next video tho ;-; . ESO walkthroughs have become my go to shows during lunch and dinner
Great episode brother ESO...
Looks in barrel takes mead ignores torch...2 min later says man it's so dark I wish I had a torch
keep up the good work I'm a big fan love the vids
“How funny would it be if he was pious”.
If you told him about your search for pious he tries to poisen you. You survive it and he reveals himself to you. You then can escape with him and arrest him when you get out
@@Algotope he tries to poison you?
lovin this monastery story line. keep going!
you know this game really makes you think eventually this time today could be an age as forengin as kd is now
I love how you said I'm gana dig him up so nonshelaunt lol
Eso you should definitely make a horse fails montage man!
"I'll just get up at 9 am" - I was laughing as soon as you said that
Most annoying feature of the game: "God save you Henry" - everyone
He's just a regular peasant. Why is everyone treating him like a literal king?
Steffen Widmaier it was common greeting. "Have a blessed day", "God be with you", etc.
Thats the thing. people dont see you as a regular peasant anymore when you are walking around in full plate armour? hope you realise that isnt too common , the things you did its a small place you play in and people even talk to you about what you did because they know in general. you pretty much promoted from peasant too squire for a knight . which pretty much never happened except for a situation like the one you find yourself as Henry in
keep up the great content ESO :)
Henry's reaction in the church is so me when I am in it
I swear to almighty Christ: this is the buggiest game I played in my entire life!
I spent 7h and still couldnt get past the tutorial because of the bugs. Today was my 3rd attempt to finish the first quest, but this also ended in failure because of a bug that doesnt allow me to finish the first quest.
Fuck my life.
“I’m not going to take any risks” proceeds to steal his weapon and all his clothes then brawls with a random guy in the tavern hah.
2018 monk simulator lol -- thank you eso - can't wait for the next ep
42:35 is pretty amusing if you slow the play back downto .25 it actually sounds like Palpatine to
1:24 if she would have had same question there as the guy had i would have died laughing lol
Hmm, wine from Znojmo, I think I may have a bottle left in my pantry. Truly an excellent wine they have.
Now I want to see what you get up to in the monastery.
Thank you ESO
I broke into the monastery cellar before and loaded up a chest with my essentials :-)
The illuminate shit got me 😂😂😂
Lets get the next one going!! EPISODE 21!!!
Dude, there is a way to win at dice easy peasy, just go ahead and have the first throw, take all 1s and 5s always, if there is a trio or a quartet take it as well, to decide whether to throw again you decide based on the number of dices left, if there is 3 or more dices left after separating all trios, quartets, 5s and 1s, then throw again elsewhere pass. With this and a bit of luck so you don't bust with 5 dice or something, you'll be golden.
Mann I love this channel and all these walkthrougs!! Keep up the good work, sir 🙏
"I'm not Henry, I'm Karl!" During the singing, I fully expect someone to yell, "Shut up, Karl!"
You were soo close to the key too 😱
Can you do a level 15-100 enchanting guide for Skyrim please?? I love your Skyrim guides and haven’t found an efficient way to grind up my enchanting skill...
"That's where the forbidden books are. The Lusty Argonian Maid mist be in there!"
I nearly shit myself laughing.
Wow - this is super cool actually. I'm still waiting on the patch (PS4) so I can enjoy the game (my bad hands, can't lock pick at all)...
If you want a better horse go to where you (spoiler ahead) hafta get the roan for the wedding and buy/steal KANTHAKA. Pricey but worth it, all around high stats like 430 endurance!.
Slap some noble shoes on it and 44 speed. White w/ red mane and tail
(ESO trying to sneak in to the Monastery for a cold-blooded murder)
Literally EVERYONE in Town/including Monks: " Hey, everybody, it's Henry - he's come to assassinate us...GOOD to see you, Henry!"
LMFAO~
(CAN'T WAIT for the "kill Skalitz" vid, that'll be a giggle for SURE!!!)
Lol i murdered everyone in the monastary ...great vid mate
There is a lockpick on the back of the alter where you go to pray.
I like to see that twinkle in your eyes when playing this. This was so funny.
Ha this is so funny because a few years ago I was always help the priest, and the thing is when I started I was so confused omg I can still remember to this day.😂
56:52 JESUS CHRIST
I can see you'll make a great monk
last one was really funny XD
I'm liking before even seeing, I hope that turns out to be a good investment
Omg I laugh so hard whenever I hear someone in the middle of conversation "God be with You Henry, God bless You Henry" or anything similar to that, its just so funny. To me at least. :) And Jesus Christ that music was scary :D
I just got the game and its amizing truly worth im sneaky guy because fighting is to complex for but im mastering it my favorite thing is knocking people out and taking their shit