The concept for this game is absolutely ingenious. Making you a silent protagonist, the new kid in town instead of playing as one of the South Park characters is so fucking fantastic.
And yet he is better than every other youtuber I've seen playing it. Most of the yogscast can't even read instructions. Pewdiepie is pretty bad too. And now that I've said his name watch as people come to hate on him even though it's south park which is pewdiepie's kind of humor :/
Zarkyun Not really his humour at all. South park is satire and for the most part has a message behind the comedy, pewdiepie is an entertainer with no real meaning to his comedy besides being comedy.
Dylanw857 South Park is littered with toilet humor. Pewdiepie was largely influenced by south park, quite a few of the things he says come straight from south park. It IS the same, but go ahead and continue spouting your bs. I won't stop you. As expected though people latched on to me mentioning pewdiepie and ignored the whole point of what I was saying. I swear people are just dying to hate on something.
Zarkyun I feel like bringing up Pewdiepie when you know this will happen is dumb. Go talk about how great Pewdiepie is on his videos and not Jesse's. >n>
Zarkyun South parks humour is less toilet humour and more reducing intelligent debate to the level of toilet humour to show how silly it is. You can't just go "omg pewdiepie hator!!!" because someone disagrees with you. South park is satire, pewdiepie is reaction jokes and basic humour. It's not the same at all.
I laugh every time I see the Mongolian Horde suffering from fire damage. Maybe it's the way the horses jump accompanied by the screaming. Regardless, I've got a constant smile on my face right now.
The Flaming Sword patch is one of the most OP items for a mage because your first and cheapest ability deals a bunch of hits with a firework. If you have enough PP to do the most powerful ability, which is exploding the shit out of everyone with a bomb, and this one, which, if upgraded, takes away lots of enemy armor, you won't need power potions for yourself at all.
Jessie, I'm having a blast and obviously you do too. +Totalbiscuit played the first 6 hours alone, then featured the game in his WTF series. WAY TOO LATE! The game is fun enough for a walkthrough. Thank you so much.
Back in the day when a level was crashing down around you, you only had a limited amount of time to get out with your life or you died! GAL DERN forgiving game devs!
5:25 - Did... Did they just use a sound clip from Okami? Like, when you reveal a hidden treasure in Okami, it makes that sound... Either that or it's just a common sound that's heard over in Asia's musical instruments... I could be wrong though. :B
I'm really enjoying this play through. It's always fun to watch you someone play a game that the person who's playing is really enjoying (and when the game is good)
That mongorian bow is amazing. I'm in chapter 2, and I've been using it more then my abilities as a mage. I've created a whole synergy around the fire debuff.
Really? I always used the weapons similar to the bar darts. The throwing knives weren't bad. I think the ninja stars are good but I only had them for like one battle at the end.
***** I tend to avoid those thrown weapons because they way they spread across multiple party members means that you can hit someone who's reflecting ranged attacks and self-damage.
deathpyre42 When someone is reflecting, I usually use a skill instead. It's helpful against the nazi zombies though because they're kicked off the screen before they reanimate if I get them while they're down, and I can still do damage to everyone else. Though I do like some of the other ranged weapons. Before I discovered the bar arts in my first play through I used the missile of slowing. (Pretty much every weapon in this game is cool in its own way though... except the plunger ugh I hate the plunger... xD)
Dude, I love the consistent audio. Consistent volume is such an annoyance for me and you seem to have it figured out. Thanks for the attention to detail. :)
I just realized that they explained the reason behind the turn-based combat as part of the rules for a kids game... but the adults are playing along too. Lol.
I played this on Hardcore, and I'm only now noticing the differences between the two modes. For example, on Hardcore you don't get the message from Cartman about the gas mask, so you have to figure that out for yourself.
Oh my fucking God, he walked up to the red elf kid and smashed him in the face on two occasions, BOTH TIMES not noticing that he could press A to talk to him. Such anger.
Hilarious. But Jesse, you start off each fight with full PP! You need to use your abilities more! Also, Butters doesn't need PP to heal, it can only be used on every other turn.
Try using your bow on enemies before you rush to attack them (provided you have the opportunity of course). It should leave them stunned at the beginning of combat.
I have a feeling with Jesse's natural RPG inclinations he'll be hella over leveled :P Not a problem, I would be doing the same thing... side quests just call to me.
obviously Jesse didn't pay attention to what Mr. Slave said about not helping out with tough fights (aka. bosses). hopefully, Mr. Kim made it alittle more straight-forward and understandable for Jesse :P
The concept for this game is absolutely ingenious. Making you a silent protagonist, the new kid in town instead of playing as one of the South Park characters is so fucking fantastic.
"Wasn't much of a puzzle..."
Proceeds to get stuck on it anyway.
Ahh how we love how Jesse plays
the dumber Jesse is the funnier it gets and more he makes us feel less dumb.
DarthSears it's funny there are times Jesse will get a puzzle instantly and times where it's simple yet he gets stuck.
From what I understand, Lightning is also Jesse's weakness. It also induces rage on him.
Destiny is destiny.
I see what you did there.
There's obviously no _Hope_
Haarrow! Wecom to shity wok. Taka order preease?
That line never gets old.
You can't use summons during boss fights Jesse..so you could just use them whenever else.
PS: Butters healing doesn't take PP
"What kind of monster are you?"
and then Jesse says
"The best kind!" I loled
I laughed so hard at that xD
"I'm rubber, you're glue."
Butters' been playing Monkey Island. =P
really love this series... but i cannot fathom how bad jesse can be at these kinds of games when this is HIS TYPE OF GAME
And yet he is better than every other youtuber I've seen playing it. Most of the yogscast can't even read instructions. Pewdiepie is pretty bad too. And now that I've said his name watch as people come to hate on him even though it's south park which is pewdiepie's kind of humor :/
Zarkyun Not really his humour at all. South park is satire and for the most part has a message behind the comedy, pewdiepie is an entertainer with no real meaning to his comedy besides being comedy.
Dylanw857 South Park is littered with toilet humor. Pewdiepie was largely influenced by south park, quite a few of the things he says come straight from south park. It IS the same, but go ahead and continue spouting your bs. I won't stop you. As expected though people latched on to me mentioning pewdiepie and ignored the whole point of what I was saying. I swear people are just dying to hate on something.
Zarkyun I feel like bringing up Pewdiepie when you know this will happen is dumb. Go talk about how great Pewdiepie is on his videos and not Jesse's. >n>
Zarkyun South parks humour is less toilet humour and more reducing intelligent debate to the level of toilet humour to show how silly it is.
You can't just go "omg pewdiepie hator!!!" because someone disagrees with you. South park is satire, pewdiepie is reaction jokes and basic humour. It's not the same at all.
why did he upgrade his lvl 1 gear when he has lvl 3-4 gear he didnt even take a look at..
"by the power of tacos and lightning!" is my new favorite battle cry.
Dude you wasted your revive potion, the enemy had 3 hp.
so much butt clench...
But would Douchebag have got XP? Legitimate question, by the way.
Don't take the risk, get 'em back up. Besides, plenty of money to buy more.
Yeah, i was kinda mad when he did that.
I think we've all come to expect Jesse to play sub-optimally. :)
Girl: What kind of monster are you?
Jesse: the best kind
Jesse you can enter the theater there's a friend there , also in the toilet you can shoot toilet paper rolls to get junk...
heh, jesse's reactions to this game are identical to my own. This game is a godsend to people who are big fans of the show.
I can't wait to see Jesse's reaction to Mr.Slave's attack
"By the power of tacos...AND LIGHTNING!"
as much as it annoys me about the stuff he misses, i can't stop watching because Jesse's entertainment out weighs all of that. THANK YOU JESSE!
You know jesse, you can shoot your opponents before engaging them in combat. time it right and they start combat stunned.
Logan Wolfbane Just because you love something doesn't mean you know jack shit about it.
Thank you Jesse, I love that you are uploading so many of these!
One day he may learn the power of coffee... esp when fighting gore
I laugh every time I see the Mongolian Horde suffering from fire damage. Maybe it's the way the horses jump accompanied by the screaming. Regardless, I've got a constant smile on my face right now.
Why don't you talk to the "elf" at the City Wok? :c
Because elves are dirty and need to be exterminated for the glory of humans and for the safety of the Stick of Truth! :O
LucJenson For the Emprah!
It's funny how he burned a revive and had Butters use lightning when the boss had 3hp.
my guess is he didn't see how much hp he had or he wanted the exp
EyeOfCrazy
I think it was the former.
I have seen three people do a lets play of this game and you are the ONLY person who read the Jimbo's Guns thing. THANK GOD
The Flaming Sword patch is one of the most OP items for a mage because your first and cheapest ability deals a bunch of hits with a firework. If you have enough PP to do the most powerful ability, which is exploding the shit out of everyone with a bomb, and this one, which, if upgraded, takes away lots of enemy armor, you won't need power potions for yourself at all.
Sometimes i forget this is a video game. they captured south park perfectly.
Who would've thought that there would be a day where South Park could produce a better RPG than Final Fantasy
That boss had multiple status effects, bleeding and on fire. That's really cool I've never seen that before.
i can't get enough of these :D
South Park and Jesse Jox. Two of the funniest things available on the internet.
Jessie, I'm having a blast and obviously you do too. +Totalbiscuit played the first 6 hours alone, then featured the game in his WTF series. WAY TOO LATE!
The game is fun enough for a walkthrough. Thank you so much.
"I got a Mongolian bow?"
No, you got a goddamn Mongorian bow :P
Back in the day when a level was crashing down around you, you only had a limited amount of time to get out with your life or you died! GAL DERN forgiving game devs!
I'm pretty sure those were just fireworks. The tower didn't fall down after he departed.
PinkFlyingNarwhal Well, still...
i hate timed things in games
5:25 - Did... Did they just use a sound clip from Okami? Like, when you reveal a hidden treasure in Okami, it makes that sound...
Either that or it's just a common sound that's heard over in Asia's musical instruments... I could be wrong though. :B
lol, Mongolians weak to lightning xD
I'm really enjoying this play through. It's always fun to watch you someone play a game that the person who's playing is really enjoying (and when the game is good)
I have always wanted to eat at City Wok
Oh City Wok, "dats a very good chooooooice"
got a bowl full of hash browns and taquitos. Laying in boxers in bed, marathon of this series.
That mongorian bow is amazing. I'm in chapter 2, and I've been using it more then my abilities as a mage. I've created a whole synergy around the fire debuff.
Absolutely love this, I should just bring some friends over and have this be the entertainment!
Thanks for the extra episode!
i demand moar! Jessie, you can keep recording, but set up a stream man...
It's *Jesse* not -Jessie- , without an *i*
Is it me or did Jesse not equip any of the armor he found? Lol
Honestly, "Take that, slow" makes me laugh super hard and I don't know why.
How to Waste a Revive Potion by Jesse Cox. But God is this addicting to watch.
GIVES ME MORE
surprised he can't use a summon on a boss when slave said he can't do tough guys
Lootwhoring: Check
Immature humor: Check
This game is perfect for Jesse
Thank god, I almost got bored today. But The magnificent Knight Cox saved me once again!
Jesse, you should equip your lvl 3 armor now that you leveled up! And don't forget that Butter's Lightning spell hits a COLUMN of enemies, not a row.
In the Ghengis Khan movie, it was said that all mongols fear lightning, that's why it's mongols weakness.
"what kind of monster are you?"..."THE GOOD KIND!!!!!!" hahahaha
I find it hilarious when Jessie goes "get out of town nerd" when he's the biggest nerd in town.
"Not much of a puzzle" proceeds to get confused for another minute.
THIS IS THE BEST SERIES EVER!
You know Jesse is going to be kicking himself when he finally realized the Lightning attack does a COLUMN of Enemies...
So are you going to be uploading these all night or start again tomorrow morning? Im just curious how much sleep Im going to get.
Me too. Here's praying neither of us gets to sleep at ALL tonight. lol
podcast he says he got 6 hours ready for upload ._.
Bamith
niiiiiiiiiice
obviously not as Im staying up all night watching youtube videos and commenting rather than bettering my life
I was expecting a Lightning (returns) joke there at 16:23 :P.
This is the best series ever Jessie :D
It's like Heart of the Swarm all over again.... Excellent
The Mongolian bow is like the best ranged weapon of the game. After getting it I never replaced it! xD
Rebecca Baker Tru dat, toss on some bleed effects and it's awesome, lasts through the entire first third of the game.
Really? I always used the weapons similar to the bar darts. The throwing knives weren't bad. I think the ninja stars are good but I only had them for like one battle at the end.
***** I tend to avoid those thrown weapons because they way they spread across multiple party members means that you can hit someone who's reflecting ranged attacks and self-damage.
deathpyre42 When someone is reflecting, I usually use a skill instead. It's helpful against the nazi zombies though because they're kicked off the screen before they reanimate if I get them while they're down, and I can still do damage to everyone else. Though I do like some of the other ranged weapons. Before I discovered the bar arts in my first play through I used the missile of slowing. (Pretty much every weapon in this game is cool in its own way though... except the plunger ugh I hate the plunger... xD)
Jesse, you can power attack using X when using bow or sword. It's best against heavier armored enemies.
Butters gets me up i laughed so hard at that XD
I didn't hear Jesse say that. I maybe deaf.
Jesse, let me tell you that there are no quests for using the toilets or by shooting anything except chimpokumon.
You have no idea how angry it made me when you refused to talk to that elf kid in the City Wok place. TWICE. So mad right now. LOL
Yeah Mongolians were scared of thunder.
Historically they feared anything that would startle their horses.
Jesse!! you can shoot enemies with your bow to stun them for the first round, and butters heal is free
more please! this series is super fun!
this just in Jesse is a women beater, and Butters to.
Dude, I love the consistent audio. Consistent volume is such an annoyance for me and you seem to have it figured out. Thanks for the attention to detail. :)
The butt clench I had when Jesse found out they were weak to lightning, and didn't use lightning against the boss...
Yes, more Jesse. Please!
3:17 he just been pepper sprayed lol
I just realized that they explained the reason behind the turn-based combat as part of the rules for a kids game... but the adults are playing along too. Lol.
These are great! Keep them coming!
"Money is valuable, right?" ~Jesse Cox, 2014
Lol he says "not much of a puzzle"for Dragon door then he doesn't know how to open it ahahaha
Yeah! Jesse! You beat those Mongorians!
I played this on Hardcore, and I'm only now noticing the differences between the two modes. For example, on Hardcore you don't get the message from Cartman about the gas mask, so you have to figure that out for yourself.
Oh my fucking God, he walked up to the red elf kid and smashed him in the face on two occasions, BOTH TIMES not noticing that he could press A to talk to him. Such anger.
Of course Jesse got upset that there was food that he didn't get.
You could have talked to Mr Kim's son, probably got another friend, got one step closer to the next perk.
You need to fart at the fire to get that chockone outside the tower of peace
Jesse must be Mongolian because Lightning is clearly his weakness
you know what jesse, you are good at this game
keep them coming, and i wouldnt mind you doing everything you find.
Poop.
Yeah it's me again.
who are you?
hoonyroony I'm pressFart's alt account
L0LWTF1337 who's pressfart?
hoonyroony Someone who has gas.
*****
We must have visited very different TH-cams.
Hilarious. But Jesse, you start off each fight with full PP! You need to use your abilities more! Also, Butters doesn't need PP to heal, it can only be used on every other turn.
JESSE! shoot enemies with the bow before you enter battle, it stuns them a bit.
I was crying when he ressurected himself without noticing the boss had 3 hp...
and was on fire and bleeding
Doesnt Jesse realize that healing touch doesn't cost any PP? So he didn't need to save his PP during that boss...
Try using your bow on enemies before you rush to attack them (provided you have the opportunity of course). It should leave them stunned at the beginning of combat.
Mongolians are weak against lightning.... so he doesn't use it on the boss until the last 3hp. lol
Boss at 3 hp and burning? better use a revive potion! lol I thought Jesse were good at these kinds of games :)
I have a feeling with Jesse's natural RPG inclinations he'll be hella over leveled :P Not a problem, I would be doing the same thing... side quests just call to me.
YES YES YES YES YES
i was hoping for you to interact with the red elf. Wanted to see what was it though.
The Shity Wok dude would just tell you not to fight inside. That's all
obviously Jesse didn't pay attention to what Mr. Slave said about not helping out with tough fights (aka. bosses).
hopefully, Mr. Kim made it alittle more straight-forward and understandable for Jesse :P
Anyone else notice that Butters liked the post where Cartman was making fun of you?
More more more!!! Like the hot-dog knights from Adventure Time! :D
But Jessie you play so good! :O