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    Chapo Trap House Episode 526 - Free Parking feat. TrueAnon (5/25/21)
    We’re joined by TrueAnon for a round table on Israel through two in-depth reading series. Can Americans have opinions on Israel and Palestine, despite it being outside our lived experiences? Is middle eastern peace calling out, siren-like, to Joe Biden? Find out inside.
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  • @MoRobinson1997
    @MoRobinson1997 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Unnerving in a way listening to this now, how much of worse the situation has got. Also I miss Matt

    • @thelaughingmanhadtherighti5256
      @thelaughingmanhadtherighti5256 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like to think Matt is somewhere eating some Popeyes in a cool evening Hawaiian shirt.

  • @neverforever4787
    @neverforever4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Brace is seriously one of the most charismatic people I've ever come across lol. Love him

    • @dnb3810
      @dnb3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You could do him, if you work hard and stay in school

    • @subversivelysurreal3645
      @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dnb3810 jealousy won’t help.

    • @neverforever4787
      @neverforever4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dnb3810 a girl can only dream

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I imagine Brace Belden and Felix just passing their vape back and forth during the ep

    • @TurboNemesis
      @TurboNemesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's only gay if you inhale another man's spit

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    It's politics, not war in that quote, and it's attributed to Pericles, not Trotsky. So that's a double misquotation by Thomas Friedman.

    • @jjsc4396
      @jjsc4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thomas “Bleating Pseudointellectual Midget” Friedman misquotes?!? 😮 Say it ain’t so Pat!

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't interrupt my Trotsky hate session

    • @copsuicide
      @copsuicide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why he's the best

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjsc4396 Lol!

  • @CrimeEnjoyer
    @CrimeEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whoever chose the perfect speech synth for the editor's note crushed it. It has inherent comedic timing.

  • @sandpoundist
    @sandpoundist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Brace and Liz are great, this episode was so high energy

  • @Itsbobbbby
    @Itsbobbbby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    this is gonna be good

  • @Telecritter78
    @Telecritter78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We need Austria and Belgium to exist in order to be where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean Claude Van Damme are from!

  • @alexro1556
    @alexro1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Brace and Liz are literally the perfect Chapo guests. Everything that makes TrueAnon Good-Not-Great in my personal opinion (a little disorganized, Brace tends to veer far off the subject and never quite return and Liz is too generous to really rope him back) makes their guest appearances absolutely delightful every time.

    • @mo_rocksteady
      @mo_rocksteady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      trueanon is the greatest podcast. maybe blowback could compare. This is slander. :P

  • @AussieMarine123
    @AussieMarine123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As an Aussie I absolutely loved hearing about our travel antics, based.

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want a one day screaming fest where the Chapo crew just yells obscenities into the mic for 24 hours.

  • @mattpowell557
    @mattpowell557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please give us more Twin Peaks inspired tracks. The closing remix was fire.

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In after Chauncey Sullivan called this think tank propaganda🤡

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He blocked me :(
      It's over

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@berdyderg900 😞

  • @richardbeard9391
    @richardbeard9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    based and epic

  • @Theospraxis
    @Theospraxis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the algorithm

  • @jongray8105
    @jongray8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the polycule we deserve

  • @sickboy4029
    @sickboy4029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jews can have Kaliningrad.

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That actually would have made a hellova lot more sense than what did happen.

    • @hillaryclinton1232
      @hillaryclinton1232 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anti-Semitism: Martin Luther - “The Jews & Their Lies”Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theories
      At the beginning of his career, Martin Luther was apparently sympathetic to Jewish resistance to the Catholic Church. However, he expected the Jews to convert to his purified Christianity; when they did not, he turned violently against them.
      Luther used violent and vulgar language throughout his career. While we do not expect religious figures to use this sort of language in the modern world, but it was not uncommon in the early 16th century.
      The following are excerpts from Luther’s work entitled "The Jews & their Lies."
      Second, I advise that teir houses also be razed and destroyed. For they pursue in them the same aims as in their synagogues. Instead they might be lodged under a roof or in a barn, like the gypsies. This will bring home to them that they are not masters in our country, as they boast, but that they are living in exile and in captivity, as they incessantly wail and lament about us before God.
      Third, I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings, in which such idolatry, lies, cursing and blasphemy are taught, be taken from them. (remainder omitted)
      Fourth, I advise that their rabbis be forbidden to teach henceforth on pain of loss of life and limb. For they have justly forfeited the right to such an office by holding the poor Jews captive with the saying of Moses (Deuteronomy 17 [:10 ff.]) in which he commands them to obey their teachers on penalty of death, although Moses clearly adds: “what they teach you in accord with the law of the Lord.” Those villains ignore that. They wantonly employ the poor people’s obedience contrary to the law of the Lord and infuse them with this poison, cursing, and blasphemy. In the same way the pope also held us captive with the declaration in Matthew 16 {:18], “You are Peter,” etc., inducing us to believe all the lies and deceptions that issued from his devilish mind. He did not teach in accord with the word of God, and therefore he forfeited the right to teach.
      Fifth, I advise that safe-conduct on the highways be abolished completely for the Jews. For they have no business in the countryside, since they are not lords, officials, tradesmen, or the like. Let they stay at home. (...remainder omitted).
      Sixth, I advise that usury be prohibited to them, and that all cash and treasure of silver and gold be taken from them and put aside for safekeeping. The reason for such a measure is that, as said above, they have no other means of earning a livelihood than usury, and by it they have stolen and robbed from us all they possess. Such money should now be used in no other way than the following: Whenever a Jew is sincerely converted, he should be handed one hundred, two hundred, or three hundred florins, as personal circumstances may suggest. With this he could set himself up in some occupation for the support of his poor wife and children, and the maintenance of the old or feeble. For such evil gains are cursed if they are not put to use with God’s blessing in a good and worthy cause.
      Seventh, I commend putting a flail, an ax, a hoe, a spade, a distaff, or a spindle into the hands of young, strong Jews and Jewesses and letting them earn their bread in the sweat of their brow, as was imposed on the children of Adam (Gen 3[:19]}. For it is not fitting that they should let us accursed Goyim toil in the sweat of our faces while they, the holy people, idle away their time behind the stove, feasting and farting, and on top of all, boasting blasphemously of their lordship over the Christians by means of our sweat. No, one should toss out these lazy rogues by the seat of their pants.
      But what will happen even if we do burn down the Jews’ synagogues and forbid them publicly to praise God, to pray, to teach, to utter God’s name? They will still keep doing it in secret. If we know that they are doing this in secret, it is the same as if they were doing it publicly. for our knowledge of their secret doings and our toleration of them implies that they are not secret after all and thus our conscience is encumbered with it before God.
      Accordingly, it must and dare not be considered a trifling matter but a most serious one to seek counsel against this and to save our souls from the Jews, that is, from the devil and from eternal death. My advice, as I said earlier, is:
      First, that their synagogues be burned down, and that all who are able toss in sulfur and pitch; it would be good if someone could also throw in some hellfire. That would demonstrate to God our serious resolve and be evidence to all the world that it was in ignorance that we tolerated such houses, in which the Jews have reviled God, our dear Creator and Father, and his Son most shamefully up till now but that we have now given them their due reward.
      I wish and I ask that our rulers who have Jewish subjects exercise a sharp mercy toward these wretched people, as suggested above, to see whether this might not help (though it is doubtful). They must act like a good physician who, when gangrene has set in, proceeds without mercy to cut, saw, and burn flesh, veins, bon

  • @joshvelazquez8706
    @joshvelazquez8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you need to make an album review!

  • @kfjw
    @kfjw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can someone please explain the joke about a Russian guy filtering alcohol through a transistor radio?

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "joke"

    • @kfjw
      @kfjw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@berdyderg900 But what is it referring to?

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    46:05

  • @calbears56
    @calbears56 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the situation is more "fluid" but not for the Palestinians. Sorry, but this is true.

  • @kivsto8130
    @kivsto8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They call out for white knights when they flame you on instagram

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Toy;" or: what we talk about when we talk about Israeli war crimes.

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nobody has mentioned this (except myself) in terms of WHY people are paying attention to the Palestinian nightmare (considering the fact that the people of Gaza were being gunned down with the joviality that only a psychotic child IDF sniper from an Apartheid/Settler Colonial state could summon. Still, this began not way, way out in the ‘boondocks’ of Gaza, but right in the MOST frequented places on the planet. If you’re in Israel, you’ve been to that Mosque, the wailing wall, you KNOW it. (i’m not sure-location, location, location.) 🇵🇸#FreePalestine

  • @theoldanarchist
    @theoldanarchist 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Liz can barely get a word in edgewise.

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan หลายเดือนก่อน

    45:43

  • @mark-A-antonius
    @mark-A-antonius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    trotsky isnt crap, he just got a lot wrong lol

  • @abstractalien12345
    @abstractalien12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The antisemitism narrative that muddies the waters whenever Palestinian freedom enters the discourse reminds me a lot of the "stop antiasian hate" astroturfing that sprung up when Europe started condemning the Uyghur genocide a few weeks back

    • @mikito00
      @mikito00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was watching a new york conference and the spokesmen cited the LA riots as an example of anti asian hate. I was like: "mf what?"

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman4565 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "who i truly believe could immenitize the american escheton"
    Good lord, Matt, I thought I was pretentious occasionally but jesus fucking christ that sentence should come with a fedora

    • @bruhvenant
      @bruhvenant 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's okay bro you can just admit you don't know what eschaton means, I don't either

    • @jacobs2099
      @jacobs2099 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just means he reads a lot idk why it's pretentious

    • @corwinchapman4565
      @corwinchapman4565 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bruhvenant
      I can admit that! Nobody does! That's my whole point, it's needlessly obtuse, and that's coming from me, a guy who uses expressions like 'needlessly obtuse'!

    • @bruhvenant
      @bruhvenant 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@corwinchapman4565 no, Matt knew what it meant. He used it correctly. It's okay buddy, you don't need to feel threatened because someone has better vocabulary than you, it happens. Instead of getting weirdly defensive, just look up the definition next time like I did.

    • @Hsereal
      @Hsereal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      For the record, "immanentize the eschaton" is an old (as in pre-internet) meme. The fact that it's so abstruse is part of the joke. It's kind of like deep-fried memes; it's intentionally bad for the sake of humor. Wikipedia actually has an article devoted to the phrase.

  • @Will_Moffett
    @Will_Moffett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every comedian you see is trying to add humor to some political take. Why? How did we get here? And why are Chapo the only people on the planet who have achieved this apparent goal? I'm one of those guys who thinks they know just about everything or can figure it out, and I'm stumped.

    • @chazmcgooski83
      @chazmcgooski83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They self censored because some words are “bad” and they wanted to be liked MORE than being funny.

    • @Will_Moffett
      @Will_Moffett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chazmcgooski83 Yeah maybe it's true that if you saw Samantha Bee or whoever sitting around drinking amongst friends they would have actually funny political commentary. I'm not sure tho. Even other podcasts try and fail pretty blatantly. Matt and Felix are just the funniest politicos around and no one else is even close. And then the other Chapos, while not as funny as those two, are themselves funnier than any mainstream comedian focusing on politics.

    • @5508Vanderdekken
      @5508Vanderdekken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone can read the news but no one can easily process the news. Chapo helps process everything in a way that reassures most who listen, no, they're not the only ones seeing this, and yes, it is mostly fucked

  • @Skeeter_Dee
    @Skeeter_Dee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    im a hyper racist 4chan goon. i disagree with chapos hosts on a lot, but ill say theyre atleast genuine in their beliefes which is refreshing

    • @scotchwolves
      @scotchwolves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats epic bro

    • @Skeeter_Dee
      @Skeeter_Dee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@scotchwolves thank you I just got done with yelling slurs in public

    • @tmsphere
      @tmsphere 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You're so awesome bro, definitely not a 12iq troll no wayyy.

    • @Skeeter_Dee
      @Skeeter_Dee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tmsphere doc says im pushing 169 😤

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Generally, you could say that the major job of social science is making sure that people do not know these disparities. Not knowing has its attractions: practically every headline is a surprise. The world must seem ever fresh and new to the dis-illuminati - something like being Henry Molaison, who had his hippocampus removed by a playful neurosurgeon and afterwards could not create new explicit memories.

  • @Interphaseable
    @Interphaseable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm from belgium and i don't agree with your "Belgium shouldn't exist" concept, i don't think you even know what the regions in Belgium are or what our government structure looks like so... with all due respect cause i love listening to the show

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why would they need to understand whatever random nuances you demand they learn when the issue is with history and how the state was formed..? Perhaps it just hit too close to home and you're being emotional.

    • @Interphaseable
      @Interphaseable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@berdyderg900 well perhaps it does hit too close to home, i won't deny that possibility, i would agree there is a distinction between historical formation and present day state structure, i dont deny that, but in this case, the regions and at least the population groups are intrinsically related to the historical development, as a matter of fact, Belgium also lies at the heart of the eu and without the initiative of the benelux countries, it is debatable whether the eu would have formed the way it did, belgium exists because it's a grouping of regions that would have been less well off if they had been part of another nation and yes they are a buffer state, nationality is to a certain extent an artificial construct anyhow, we might as well argue about canada's validity or the US's for that matter

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Interphaseable the chapos would agree with me when I say both Canada and the US are also illegitimate states formed through genocide

    • @Interphaseable
      @Interphaseable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@berdyderg900 i'll take your word for it, wonder which county or state would not be considered illegitimate then :D i just got a little upset because I've heard one of the chapo's making a reference to belgium twice, that's all, hell, if you look at the map of europe in the middle ages you'll see a carpet of small areas run by lords of all ranks in hierarchy, belgium has several national languages and regions but so did yogoslavia and so does Switzerland, which has 4 or 5 if i'm not mistaken so yeah, but thanks for your response, i love listening to them but nyah this just hit me a little different that's all :)

    • @BoneMachine1443
      @BoneMachine1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Interphaseable speaking as a Canadian: Canada should absolutely not exist

  • @aabbcc7532
    @aabbcc7532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don’t nessessarily disagree with a lot of what you said, and I love this podcast, but there are massive holes in this groups knowledge of the Israel/Arab situation. I wish I could have been in this, the perspective excluded like half of the variable of how the whole thing actually shakes out

    • @thebigcapitalism9826
      @thebigcapitalism9826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you anti or pro Zionist?

    • @thebigcapitalism9826
      @thebigcapitalism9826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also what did they miss?

    • @philesq9595
      @philesq9595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't be shy...

    • @jonathanlonidier
      @jonathanlonidier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah dude, for sure. Please post away. I love this episode and have listened numerous times. Help me more fully understand the story please? It's your chance to have your wish, be in it bro.

    • @jspyce1848
      @jspyce1848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i don't think that this episode was necessarily meant to be a comprehensive look at the entire situation, more so just a look at the media reaction to the situation, and why it was incorrect. so i'm sure there were gaps in the information, so i'd love to know more if you feel like explaining.

  • @chrismathewsjr
    @chrismathewsjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    good lord leave it to the new producer to put a plug for the 1 millionth dogshit low-effort twitch stream festival at the BEGINNING. disrespectful. otherwise nice show.

    • @mattpowell557
      @mattpowell557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your mom bought tickets though?

    • @Phil-pt8cm
      @Phil-pt8cm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chris has been the producer longer than Brendan was lmao

    • @chrismathewsjr
      @chrismathewsjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Phil-pt8cm yet my analysis remains unchanged

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is literally no amount of shitty plugs he can edit in that will get me to pay $15 and not skip it/possibly just torrent it

    • @Will_Moffett
      @Will_Moffett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least it's not high effort.

  • @DANINREDDY
    @DANINREDDY ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The world is changing... One empire is dying: one is being born... And, all the good people are once again caught in the middle...

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The exceptions, such as they are, seem to be a result of strong population substructure. India has low average scores, but there are distinct subpopulations (castes) that apparently have much higher scores- although I’d love to see some decent studies on this. With numbers.

    • @debrasue2793
      @debrasue2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i just wanted to let you know real quick that i didn't read any of this and literally no one cares ✌️

    • @MrGageHarrison
      @MrGageHarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you high? Half the comments on here are you

    • @Mehow80
      @Mehow80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sorry my IQ was too low to bother reading any of your drivel

    • @SkywalkerBatPrime
      @SkywalkerBatPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fed

    • @lanceblankenship9995
      @lanceblankenship9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhaddupDoc Caste and jati are genetically real constructs and date to more than 1,000 years ago. Genetically, a Tamil Brahmin is more like a Brahmin from North India than they are their neighbors in Tamil Nadu.