Hitman 3 in VR Goes About as Well as You'd Expect

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  • @martiningebrigtsen9759
    @martiningebrigtsen9759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I've always thought that Patrick gives off grumpy old man-vibes, so him having a feud with another old man sort of solidifies that.

  • @sharonwong5688
    @sharonwong5688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Elyse's comically aggressive persona always makes me laugh

  • @hugo59208
    @hugo59208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    0:15 "i've known her at least 3 or 4 years"
    Can always count on James excellent math skills

    • @gregwessendorf
      @gregwessendorf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Whenever James talks about his marriage, my first reaction is to look at Elyse.

    • @TheMarkoSeke
      @TheMarkoSeke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's technically correct.

    • @Tetragrammaton22
      @Tetragrammaton22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      10 years (of marriage) is certainly at least 3 or 4 years.

  • @FOFORO28
    @FOFORO28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    If you told me Patrick was James's little brother and Charlotte was Elyse's little sister, based on humor. I would 100% believe you. so great together :)

  • @jasethomas5198
    @jasethomas5198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Hope you've got some banter lined up!" God bless Elyse

  • @IndieKidNathan
    @IndieKidNathan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Elyse was in roasting mode

    • @dredarkgaming
      @dredarkgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read this and immediately saw her face and said, yup

  • @peps1943
    @peps1943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It really is the little things. Small victories like inconveniencing an elderly man and his banana's is what life's all about.

  • @MurCurieux
    @MurCurieux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    James - that sex workers joke was absolutely hilarious.

    • @seancary84
      @seancary84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Looking ain't a crime!

    • @andrewtregoning
      @andrewtregoning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      elyse's one that set it up was a solid 8 too

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Let's be honest we all expected Charlotte would fail but not right away and certainly not so bad that they would get locked out of the game

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    What a beautiful mess i lost track of the conversation about halfway through the video and i loved it! And they weren't even drunk!

  • @shay5555
    @shay5555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    need to hear more about patrick's crab job. was this before or after the meat business?

  • @thiccorquit
    @thiccorquit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:25 I don't know what to call this voice that elyse does but every time she does it I can't breathe 😭
    Edit: The Peach Harvest voice!

  • @kotkaconforza
    @kotkaconforza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Elyse was taking no prisoners that day.

    • @elevenAD
      @elevenAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ruthless!

  • @payingwithnickels
    @payingwithnickels ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm glad I rewatched this video, 10/10 banter

  • @111walking
    @111walking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Elyse & Patrick came out swinging this video

  • @BlahNetworkBro
    @BlahNetworkBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Please more Elyse plays the heel! This is all I never needed in my life

  • @medicatedshampoo
    @medicatedshampoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I'm on Patrick's side because old men as customers are generally very annoying, even if they're a nice person.

    • @star0nyx
      @star0nyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I would concur with this phenomenon. They're either antivax, ask where I'm from (I'm Canadian...), or say something really weird and they say it's a joke! And it's not funny at all.

  • @LTTGame
    @LTTGame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Listening to the jaunty whistle music while Charlotte wanders around decking randoms is my happy place.

  • @Big_Turp
    @Big_Turp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I am deeply upset that Elyse did not get credit for the MOST AMAZING REFERENCE EVER! AJ FERGUSON!?! I knew INSTANTLY!😂🤣

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The classic story of The Old Man and The P - many a debate was had on the moral quandary of the characters. Who was wrong? Who was right? We may never know.

  • @chucklinnarwhal
    @chucklinnarwhal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have no idea why it tickled me so much, but "you mess with the hornet you get the horns" fucking killed me

  • @GordonForeman308
    @GordonForeman308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very brave to make a Pagliacci bit. I'm almost certain most of the Funhaus viewer base needs to google that before getting the joke.

  • @CommissionerManu
    @CommissionerManu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m so glad Patrick hired James and Elyse. They’re such a great combo together. One day they may even be the new Patrick and Charlotte power duo!

  • @PatrickBC
    @PatrickBC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh boy. Time passes, and i love Funhaus every single time. It's a feeling, you know? This whole channel feels like home, every time. Thanks for everything, guys!

  • @DocD173
    @DocD173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Patrick’s obsession with all things crustacean makes sense now… he was pinched by radioactive king crabs and was infected with Crab-Brain

  • @kojoe27
    @kojoe27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    James, Elyse, Charlotte, AND Patrick? What a treat!
    Once it got to the VR gameplay honestly my sides were hurting from laughing

  • @Brovovius
    @Brovovius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How did Funhaus know it was my birthday?

  • @whitedarkness11756
    @whitedarkness11756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Charlotte has such a fuckin' vibe about her. It adds so much to these videos. My new favorite funhaus' person. I mean I love everyone there but come on.

  • @NayrAuhsoj
    @NayrAuhsoj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Elyse “That’s Rich” Willems

  • @_gamma.
    @_gamma. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Old men have had it easy for too long, I’m with Patrick! Good on you, champ!

  • @Revstarallstar
    @Revstarallstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    10mins of normal hitman 2 mins of vr hitman lol

  • @jacksongayle8975
    @jacksongayle8975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I work at Whole Foods. As soon as they started their Whole Foods bit and mentioned being a prime member I just started crying. Full on crying. For absolutely no reason. Genuine tears welling in my eyes and streaking down my cheeks after the slightest mention of the super villain operated super store I work in nearly every day.

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Between the old man and Patrick I have to, sadly, be on the side of Patrick mostly because I’ve worked customer service and I get it.

  • @isaacbenzing5686
    @isaacbenzing5686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That old man should grow up and get a job at a god damn gaming channel like a man

  • @CallMeXRVEN
    @CallMeXRVEN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is the least amount of focus they had on Hitman in a Hitman video ever.

    • @drskelebone
      @drskelebone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you wanted to watch Hitman played well, you wouldn't be watching on FH. :)

  • @AdjacentJustice
    @AdjacentJustice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Elyse had big Peach Harvest energy this video

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Still doesn't top that moment from when they were playing Vampires Bloodlines the Masquerade and someone said something about Charlotte getting killed so hard it slapped off her goth make up

  • @fourbreakfast
    @fourbreakfast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This gameplay felt a little too mean spirited for me. I’m expecting a public apology be delivered to the other members in this video. The Hag must be held accountable for her actions!!

  • @tallglassofwhiskeysauce8552
    @tallglassofwhiskeysauce8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:38 no particular reason why Charlotte is my favorite member now.

  • @asheslandia4460
    @asheslandia4460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice to get a video with both sets of siblings in it.

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Patrick blaming crabs to cover his addiction again... What was it last time? "Oh no that's not my pipe officer, you see I work with crabs..."

  • @Mr_Hutt
    @Mr_Hutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Funhaus are always at their best referencing things I've never even heard of.
    I think

  • @5tarwhirl
    @5tarwhirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sounds like Patrick ran into an older version of himself.

  • @alexmark6580
    @alexmark6580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Played this game in VR and it felt like my hands were covered in butter. Also sprinting while running doesn't stick to the direction of your head, so you have to re-calibrate each time you want to sprint and turn around.

  • @gingerdude55
    @gingerdude55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love these 4 together. Feels like that classic chemistry ❤️

  • @LukePortable619
    @LukePortable619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That song at the end slaps.

  • @elevenAD
    @elevenAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video was too funny and too short!

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Charlotte you're great you're a great producer we love watching you

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Can you do anything besides punch?"
    "So anyway, i started blasting"

  • @MacRay14
    @MacRay14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love when Elyse takes it to the patriarchy with her references!

  • @allocat5867
    @allocat5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Team Old Man from Costco, 100%

  • @AnthonyCram
    @AnthonyCram 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:28 is that a beer?

  • @JJS047
    @JJS047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Patrick, you were right. I 100% agree and continue this beef with an old man in my supermarket job.
    My nemesis takes all the Hot Roast Chickens into his trolley, and then proceeds to weigh them to "get the good ones".
    He now runs from me when I am working.

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great to see a pair of awesome dudes with great references and two hags getting along so well.

  • @fallensoldier85
    @fallensoldier85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Patrick, I also hate an old man at Costco. One day, I had a frozen mocha cold brew and a chicken bake as one would at a Costco. I being the big strong man i am, carried my chicken bake, cold brew, and my wonderful 72 pack of waffles all at the same time, which I, of course... dropped.... Here is where the old man comes in! I, of course, was covered in sticky chocolate mocha stuff and a smashed chicken bake from trying to catch it between my shirt and waffles, was trying to clean up with hand sanitizer and some napkins and some old man just kept pushing me aside without saying excuse me to get ketchup on his hotdog..... which he didn't throw the wrapper out! He left it on the counter! So I had to throw it out!

  • @penttikoivuniemi2146
    @penttikoivuniemi2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is officially my new favorite Funhaus lineup.

  • @adinskoljic5518
    @adinskoljic5518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the 2 minutes of actual VR gameplay. Classic Funhaus

  • @luuuuuu
    @luuuuuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    has anyone pointed out yet that Patrick has a resemblance to Nigel Thornberry

  • @theServantOfAll
    @theServantOfAll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    only BANGERS from now ONNNNN

  • @milesharbord9339
    @milesharbord9339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are umpteen Mario Cart videos going around in circles but you can only play hitman once?

  • @russellsmith3580
    @russellsmith3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    char did have great pants and they deserved more appreciation

  • @Jake-gp1ik
    @Jake-gp1ik 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elyse, James, and Patrick make such a great and funny trio

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These 4 together bring such good energy I loved every bit., but that pagliachi or however the fuck you spell it was hilarious as ass

  • @graytex8665
    @graytex8665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss the old Funhaus, their gummy mouth just doesn’t feel the same

    • @Greggery
      @Greggery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They haven't been the same since menopause

  • @-witty-
    @-witty- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I worked at a discount grocery store and this old man would come in and buy all the saffron packets i had in my aisle. I hated his flex of being able to afford that much saffron so regularly when most people at that store paid in food stamps.

  • @HarlemEnd
    @HarlemEnd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    as a fellow former Costco Employee I side with Patrick. Picky members were the bane of our existence. We had a banana lady that demanded the greenest bananas possible. Would ask to look at pallets in the back even if all the bananas we had just came in that morning

  • @lucascorbitt963
    @lucascorbitt963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Patrick, I also work at Costco and being petty towards members is one of the most gratifying parts of my job. I'm on your side

  • @Tessaalera
    @Tessaalera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Charlotte has continued the proud tradition of Funhaus Hitman!

  • @indys1667
    @indys1667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God, I love you guys so much 😂

  • @Sorebore
    @Sorebore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dad makes a lot of apple sauce for health reasons so when he leave Costco he got all the apples

  • @jkmorbo
    @jkmorbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That old man was actually Charlotte disguised, just to mess with Patrick.

  • @mivrack
    @mivrack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Charlotte, nice pants.

  • @zorlab
    @zorlab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How are yall so fucking fast and funny, jesus christ.

  • @TheAutisticCowboy
    @TheAutisticCowboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dadgum! Charlotte killing it with that outfit!

  • @whyispickingusernamessohar5559
    @whyispickingusernamessohar5559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    VR hitman is just incredible 😂

  • @sineadburns9460
    @sineadburns9460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can confirm. Charlotte is indeed wearing fabulous pants.

  • @alonsoreyesg
    @alonsoreyesg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe someday drunk hitman vr?

  • @WilliamDaPro
    @WilliamDaPro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:34 god I love James

  • @lexingdevil
    @lexingdevil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    patrick is wrong but also 100% share that pettiness and side with it out of the principle

  • @avatarkc
    @avatarkc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know its gonna be good when the title has VR but halfway through the video they still aren't in the headset.

  • @Slagomancer
    @Slagomancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Waited a year for the Steam release and with how they decided to do the release I'm gonna keep waiting.

  • @AnthonyCram
    @AnthonyCram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would unplug the scale

  • @DanielJamesPeart
    @DanielJamesPeart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funhaus + hitman =

  • @MaybeDefinitelyMe
    @MaybeDefinitelyMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitman should have a QR code on his head for the reboot

  • @cornflopper
    @cornflopper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My 2 y/o dropped everything to run over and be mesmerized by Patrick’s ad read. Can I just get a Patrick sound board to calm him down?

  • @lukeshore1
    @lukeshore1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely some magic to this line up

  • @Tessaalera
    @Tessaalera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also I do love when James makes a reference

  • @elevenAD
    @elevenAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elyse and Fancy Pants(aka The Hag) are adorable!

  • @reelsarahmccoy
    @reelsarahmccoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I JUST got done watching The Little Rascals (1994) and came straight to this.

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All-star Elyse vid

  • @michaelwilson2659
    @michaelwilson2659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sooo are we gunna get a follow up on Patrick’s crab lore???

  • @DaermaeonBranKor
    @DaermaeonBranKor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who works at a grocery store, Patrick was just in his actions.

  • @imogenx9145
    @imogenx9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I support banana man!

  • @nahhmyg
    @nahhmyg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dude shoutout to james i didn’t know he was from charlotte, nc. so am i. now everything makes sense

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not going to lie James looks pretty jacked in that sweater.

    • @elevenAD
      @elevenAD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Gym Willems"

  • @The777brown
    @The777brown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haven't been watching recently but this video was great!

  • @tanzer_j
    @tanzer_j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm on team Patrick, that old man would drive me crazy

  • @drskelebone
    @drskelebone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the failure, the backup failure, and then the final "why does anyone think VR is a thing, when it's just jittery garbage" failure.
    :D

  • @aliasfakename2267
    @aliasfakename2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Definitely ET, Alf creeped me out as a kid

  • @bensterious
    @bensterious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Long day😮‍💨 Glad to chill with some funhaus😎