Human-Like Pokemon [Pokemon Legends Arceus Animation]
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- Actually played the game a bit - how do you beat the giantomax-whatever Incineroar on the 2nd level? It keeps crushing my dude's pelvis.
Anyways, figured it was time for another pokemon animation with the release of Arceus game thingy. I need everyone to become a degenerate furry.
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I really like how the guy with the broken pelvis just-so-happens to have a hairstyle similar to Brock's
Yep! Most likely that was him after a hot night with a Pokémon who had an illusion of the woman of his dreams which then became a nightmare in bed. ;)
in the description of the picture we can learn that it was from an Onyx
@@ElMilkShaker oh god! I’m surprised his body is intact and not in a full body cast. Also years of being in the furry community is making me picture how that went down. ;)
@@ElMilkShaker also holy crap that is a fast detail to see, I can’t even get the video to pause to see it. Even if it’s slowed down.
@@shcdemolisher on PC you can press period or comma to go back or forward a single frame
Fun fact: Gardevoir used to just be in the amorphous egg group but as of Gen 8 it was added to the human like egg group as well
...I wonder why? 😂
Perhaps I made the right call by stopping at gen 7.
It being in amorphous made no sense.
Maybe Gaurdevoir is more alien in form that we think. Being psychic and all, their bodies might be more "alien" and "abnormal", they just project a more..."appealing" form by using psychic on out minds.
Ikr? They knew EXACTLY what they were doing. Also why tf are illumise and volbeat in it too? That wouldve been hilarious to see them in the vid
@@combativeThinker It's based on paper dolls: its probably made of paper
That moment between Hitmonlee and Exeggutor was animated so perfectly haha. Great work!
Damn you’re a saint
Id argue that the facial expression on the poor basculin who lost his goldeen friend in a heart beat took the cake 😭😭😭😭😭
which ones are those?
You wot m8
*Yeet*
Serious Mob Psycho 100 vibes.
F&^%ing loved that Sakuga when Hitmonlee was bouncing & kicking. 😎🤌
That bend & squish was _Chef kiss_
I like how most of the pokemon in this aren't even in the human-like egg group. Just the Gardevoir, Lucario, and Lopunny.
Just means they can't get pregnant from the human (provided humans don't have some hidden lore somewhere and are in multiple egg groups given the pokemon that come from humans, although those are mostly in the amorphous egg group and field egg group I think, forget which Kadabra is but the ghosts are all amorphous). Not that egg group would stop them from having a little .fun anyway.
@@TheRhuen fun for all, but eggs are only for some.
Zeraora as well. Also aren't those guys genderless?
@@pichuperez9037 genderless is more a game mechanic so you don't just breed an army of legendaries, extended media implied legendaries can breed, which genderless could mean hermaphrodite in the wild for the purposes of fan fantasy.
@@TheRhuen if that was the case, then what the fuc is the purpose of the undiscovered egg group.
“Human-like Pokémon are categorized on a spectrum, ranging from ‘yeah that would be kinda weird’ to ‘totally understandable’ ”
ok.....where is this list.
For yknow.....
Science.
@@raizenr2387 Simple answer: make your own by looking up certain kinds of Pokemon on a certain site (the one discussed in #34 of the internet rules manual) and organize them by how many results there are. The highest amount of results is the Pokemon at the top, and the order descends from there.
@@thatwaffleguy4958DO NOT TAKE THIS MANS ADVICE, HE IS A MADMAN AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!
With Nidoqueen on both ends.
@@thatwaffleguy4958 Assuming it takes approximately 10 seconds to search each pokemon, you should be done in 2.8 hours.
...
It will only take 10 seconds for each, right?
I didn't expect to walk into a plague of gripes animation.
A surprise but a very pleasant one
THE POKÉMON GIRLS ARE LITERALLY THE SAME I LOVE IT
Collab when?!
Let's gooh!
"YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS POPULAR BECAUSE OF SMOGON?! FUCK YOU!!"
@@alldayagain *Skips over Use Bait, selects Throw Rock option*
😔
I know people are talking about the waifu Pokémon but can we stop and talk about that Hitmonlee animation though. That is unbelievably smooth!
I love hid animation in figh moves. There is some real energy in there, and the bird flying low, you can almost feel its speed!
Smooth as silk.
For real tho
That shit was beautiful
No they aren't. Everyone is actually talking about the Hitmonlee
A spiritual successor to a classic, nice.
Cuddles are truly the most lethal of Pokémon attacks.
*Many trainers have lost their lives due to spinal fractures from the hugs of this pokemon.*
@@CodeKirby I mean it was worth it
What's the classic one? Plague of Gripes' animation?
@@nimravideos3058 Yep
The german name for the attack "Play Rough" translates to "cuddler". Base 90/85 damage aint nothing to scoff at.
Human like.
Professor Harkness approves.
Much more study...required.
Harkness test lmaooooo
That hitmonlee movement was smooth, killer job mojo!
1,500 likes but still doesn't have any comment
I will fix that
Sorry bad english
Once I saw Salazzle I knew he was done for, the Pokemon was built from a Horny mind.
And 100% female
I mean, it’s literally a harem queen
It legit eats all the mens food so they either die or cant evolve
@@keketski5430 Which indirectly states that male Salazzles _should_ exist outside of the wild.
@@TheAbsol7448
They probably pull something like a Gallade and are a different evolution branch.
He survived being snu snu
What a absolute legend
You could say a legend of Arceus
Good thing they made him older
But paralyzed permanently
That's even worse than death , he will live with the memories of having a snu snu with pokemon
"I don't care who you are, that's HOT!" - Dan Avidan, noted furry
Mark: Smash.
"I don't want any of that 'Dan confirmed as furry' shit, either. That's hot!"
@@envisioner007 you made the funny reference
@@envisioner007 any Pokemon is a Smash if an artist draws them hot
Did you read if you paused it? It said figure one incident with training an Onyx and a human
a broken pelvis seems like a common injury in Pokémon ngl
Survey corp member: What'd they die of?
Zoroark or Delphox: Broken pelvises
Death
By Snu Snu
@@wrongway1100 YES
*YES*
Yea that happens when a hitmonlee uses low kick , happened to my pal Ryan
My kind are actively avoiding trainers and Pokemon alike...due to both presuming we're pokemon... however we may also be partially responsible for what's happened thus far.
That grass touching illustration at 1:12 though
The hidden gem
Goddamit, WHO Let the goblin in!?
Who the hell cares about that?! There's Garchomp in lingerie!
@@Miestwin you're looking at the garchomp. the muk is sus and you're looking at the garchomp?
1st: As an expert in grass, I can confirm that's how touching grass looks like.
2nd: Goodra's the only dragon who looks good on lingerie, change my mind.
3rd: getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoauodsoadsod..
Incredible and fluid work as always!
Also, your guy's pelvis is probably too low level for that Incineroar, still. Better go GRIND.
roll credits!
Mmmmwah! Good night everybody!
That's all folk's!
Pretty sure it was Nidoqueen who broke it, actually.
Extra THICC
Probably some vitamins as well to raise some stats. Like some Iron for defense, and the other kind of vitamins, the blue ones.
That hitmonlee work justifies this videos existence on its own. Great work man
Remember, In canon Lore, in a distant Past, human used to mary to Pokemon.
Not surprised at all but wheres that from?
@@dexaphobia8085 One of the books in Sinnoh's library. In the English translation they changed it to humans and pokemon eating at the same dinner table (showing their equality), but in the original Japanese there was a line about people marrying pokemon.
@@klg9549 god bless Japan
@@klg9549 the dark Nintendo Timeline we may never experience
@@klg9549 Here is a translation of the text from the JP version
“Sinnoh Folk Story 3”
There once were Pokémon that married people. There once were people who married Pokémon. This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same.
Here is what was in the English version
“Sinnoh Folk Story 3”
There once were Pokémon that became very close to humans.
There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table. It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.
"We all know what's going on out there! No one says it but they know! You think this shit is popular because of Smogon? Fuck you!"
-Prof. Harkness, Author of *The Harkness Test*
Lmao
His Ancestor was the one that found our *"poor"* trainer in his unfortunate state *lucky bastard…*
i like how the word cuddles shows up for a fraction of a second for what they do to you. also, humans are a type of pokemon according to dpp...and its consistent
Yeah, it's like in real life. We're a type of animals after all
@@PrixtoTNT This is taking a bit of a concerning turn.
@@kabhes9040in real life yeah, pokemon at least tend to be able to pass the Harkness Test (sapient beings) on average
@@Hello-lf1xs Which can be a bit weird at how they're sapient but at the same time being treated like animals.
@@kabhes9040its called racial discrimination
I didn’t catch it at first, but the thumbnail with the sketches for “human-like” mons have a hyper detailed illustration for the female lucario, and the male lucario is just traced over with what appears to be crayon. Subtle detail
I saw it too but I don't get the joke
@@PrixtoTNT *ahem.* to the artist,, Women are sexy, and men are not.
@@matthewsimon6170 Thanks.
That male Lucario seems pretty much like a chad tho
@@matthewsimon6170 it can aslo means that the female lucario was *ahem* more researched
@@matthewsimon6170 I guess they cured the gays
"Ohoho, just a degenerate freak"
Me: *Yes.*
He was technically r@#$& I feel bad for him
@@cringememes1044 well, in todays PC world, men apparently cant be R@P3D because they shouldve just "enjoyed it"
@@yeoldeseawitch ah society…it’s dumb..
@@yeoldeseawitch Society **becomes joker**
@@kayletwain4492 You don't become Joker, as you already were.
I love that the Nidoqueen has handcuffs. Also I’m surprised he’s not more banged up on the back and arms, though he could be more injured on the front of the torso.
@Ahmed Malaki You mean Nurse joy, but yeah no Pokémon otherwise he’ll be even more banged up!
@Ahmed Malaki you’re welcome. :)
@@shcdemolisher how do all look the same at different regions
@Ahmed Malaki Nurse Joey and his top 1% Ratatta.
@@shcdemolisher
They are recovery pokemon they will just heal all of his injuries.
"Just a degenerate freak"
Not even going back in time will help you escape the double standards
Just ignore them entirely...... or just make them right and go fuck a super powered fish-dog
Poor guy. :(
I lost it when I saw the Garchomp with the Bikini.
That *GARCHUSSY*
My brain just said:(its a girl........obivously)
femboy garchomp
*well... im surprised that man ISN’T dead. He was surrounded by Pokémon who have been shown to be capable of pretty devastating feats*
Just because they are able doesn't necessarily mean that they will.
in addition to the snatches of the warning indicating what they did to him being physically devastating as well.
@@donovanmahan2901 *yeah, but the guy here had more than one at once and got away with just a few scratches and being exhausted.*
@@lilchristuten7568 *that... is fully true. I kinda overlooked that, but it’s still amazing that the guy is still alive at the end of all that.*
@@Zadanoire
Well I was going to say especially when nidoqueen was involved but then I looked her up and she's a dainty 4 foot 3 inches 132 pounds.
But then I read some of the pokedex entries and some of them said she has sturdy scales and others say she has needle like scales(which makes no sense when you look at her relatively smooth design) so I don't really know what to think in that instance. Gardevoir is taller than her and Zoroark is taller and heavier than her.
It actually shows that the anime proportions are really bad since nidoqueen is depicted as taller than most adults (for reference Ash is 4'7" 140lbs).
After watching this I'm feeling like I could fancy myself a shattered pelvis
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 but still willing 😏
Time to get some videogame grade regenerating consumables
Me too
Get used to eating eggs for breakfast...
"Oh ho ho, just a degenerate freak!" LOL
He didn't consent, anime chics build like that
I mean, he still has his pants on.
He managed to fight his way out and thus remained pure, what a chad 😳
@@errortryagainlater4240 nah they put his pants back on him after they finished their fun. Just be aware he is no doubt more bruised there than anywhere else
@@errortryagainlater4240
Offscreen: His team fighting the harridans off.
They were respectful and put his pants back on so he wouldn't moon anyone who found the body
I love how realistic the dialogue feels, he just sounds like an ordinary guy on his new job 😂
Ironically, Nidoqueen is actually in the same egg group as most legendaries, meaning she cannot breed.
I wondered why she couldn't for the longest time, but then a certain gen 1 book got translated and explained that Nidorina loses the ability to reproduce.
Are y’all really forgetting about the baby Lugia? Egg groups are bullshit that don’t make sense. A Nidoqueen and Nidoking CAN reproduce. I don’t give a flying fuck what some geriatric Japanese man says otherwise.
Interesting enough, it's more on captured Nidoqueen because like rhinos in captivity, they have a very low breed rate if at all. But in the wild, it's a different story.
@@Jetblast01 that explains a lot about Nidoqueen
Doesn't mean you can't try😏
“The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised”
1:11
Garchomp: "...don't let Cynthia know, ok?"
I'll tell!
THAT'S SO GOOD THOUGH, your animation is so fluid, I'm impressed
I was going to say you're criminally underrated but then I realized you just posted the video LOL
Guess the trainer never heard of the Harkness Test
It was invented on a later Decade. Remember, this is Hisui
Based on the lengthy Pokédex entries regarding human like Pokémon it is very possible that a Harkness ancestor worked on at least that section of the Pokédex.
I feel the dark ominous prescience of Papa Plague.... He's here... somewhere..
Nah it's slannesh.
*And slannesh is demanding more*
@@neonthepartycat4990 Khornes just sits there facepalming while Tzeentch looks at one of his plan books to see if that guy getting snu snu'd by pokemon was part of his plans
@@amandag.6186 knowing him. Yes. It's all apart of his plans.
Faintest watermark of Gripes icon over this, staring at you, judging would be hilarious
The nidoqueen with the handcuffs got me. And, of course, lopunny dead center looking thirsty as hell. Gotta say that the animation was pretty smooth, especially the hitmonlee bit. Also...the zoroark doing the hair tuck thing. Overall this was just really amusing.
1:33
POV: Imminent death.
He should be glad these are the normal ones, imagine what an alpha version would be capable of.
@@TreyDobe Snu Snu
@@daridon2483 Basically yeah
That Hitmonlee and Exeggutor animation is amazing and hilarious!
Love that Hitmonlee and exeggutor. Along with that little laugh that guy did
Due to brain worms, the Amorph Us egg group is the high point of this for me lol
I personally like the overly detailed pigeon for flying type.
Also touching grass for grass
AMORPH US
DINGD INGDINGI DNGI NDIGNDIGN IGNDIGN IDGN IDN
I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT EVERYWHERE I GO
PLEASE KILL ME
well gaurdivior was originally just that egg group
I just loved the fact that zeraora, a legendary, just appeared to prey on the lonesome guy
She's the only one who doesn't look impressed, she probably went "yeah, no, I'll sit this one out" 💀
@@errortryagainlater4240 but you can see her approaching when they surround him
Many legendaries are implies to be just very rare and/or more notably strong pokemon, not all are deities or the like. Zeraora is one of them. Honestly he should had been just a lucario/zoroark for gen 7, pokemon with protagonist syndrom, also should had been part fighting type.
This was so well-animated as a whole. I’ve never seen Hitmonlee come to life like that, even in the anime.
Human like
Woman. Man.
Lucario. Buff Lucario.
the last one seems to be a hybrid
Lucario. Mega Lucario*
Garchomp with a bikini is what killed me though
*"Repeated pelvis fractures."*
> Showed guy where his pelvis is FRACTURED but smiling
Also this 1:49.
I love an animation with little details and secrets to find.
I didn't even notice he was wandering into an area with warning signs at 0:58 the first go. And of course, the book.
From what I could read from the Human-Like Egg group part, basically mating with them can result in injury due to their force of their moves, weight, height and stats.
Resulting in said human getting injured.
It varies to human, human females will always lay eggs resulting in a broken hymen and males will suffer from a broken pelvis due to the force of the implied move when mating.
I actually paused it and read it frame by frame. Any question?
@@SkippyLucky7
Yeah how do human females lay eggs and how is that what breaks their hymen and not being penetrated?
Ah, yes, it’s the EGG that would break the hymen.
...so it's safer for women then? 👀
@@naolucillerandom5280 No Women get it worse.
A shame he didn't meet Professor Harkness, he could have prepared him for such dangerous pokemon encounters. Maybe Plague of Gripes can introduce him.
Im not an expert in pokemon deep lore, but i remember a detail: In Sinoh, there was a time when people didnt exactly know what a pokemon was, so they just follow the: If it looks like a animal, its an animal. If it looks like a object, its a cursed object. If it looks like a human... you get the idea. So people would look at a Gardevoir and go "Looks pretty human to me" and then marry.
Uh I think the book just says that pokemon and humans married because pokemon and humans were the same. It would imply that looks didn't necessarily matter.
@@lilchristuten7568 The same way AS inteligent creatures. Since pokemons were inteligent like humans, they were treated like humans. But not in a way that someone would see a Muk and go: "Hell yeah, i want a piece of that sexy venon thing!". Still, there´s that all that thing about Vaporeon and reproduction, so i cant say that with 100% certain.
And when i said "Seems like a animal, so its an animal" i meant in appearence only. So people wouldnt mary and "do things" with a Pidgey just because it was inteligent, but they would treat him with respect. The same logic aplies to pokemon like Honedge who are basically conscious objects.
@@PorthoGamesBR
"Humans and pokemon married" implies "I want a piece of that".
@@lilchristuten7568 Again, im not saying they didnt marry, im just saying not to every single kind of pokemon.To this moment, the only story about a man marrying a pokemon involves a human-like pokemon
As funny as the main joke is, I can't stop laughing at Hitmonlee just being fucking YEETED!
1:25
moment before disaster
I like the frame that says:
"Frequently referred to as the slang term "mommy""
Great job dude, I especially liked the hitmonlee animation
"Plague, no!"
Plague of Gripes: "What did I do?"
"Sorry, force of habit."
"MOJO, no!"
The way that Hitmonlee was animated was awesome, great stuff man.
Can we appreciate how well animated this is for a parody animation? My goodness those kicks from Hitmonlee…
If you get seriously injured by normal versions of the 'mons, the alpha are definitely the ones that can Snu Snu you to death.
Good. I get the benefit of dying in a fun way, and the benefit of dying
@@yharim180 Well...to each their own I guess. I'd prefer not to have my pelvis obliterated though.
If one were to survive an encounter with an alpha 'mon, what then?
@@ouijasilverstar9027 You sir/ma'am are an apex degenerate, congratulations. Pretty sure the pelvis will still be fucked up beyond repair but you'd be able to tell everyone the explicit details if you wanted lol.
@@TreyDobe I'm sure Professor Harkness would be proud.
Ah, yes, cuddles. The most dangerous threat.
I just imagine him looking at the book 1:28 - 1:30 and cuts to him looking shocked and said "Wait, Arbok are considered Dragon in breeding groups!?!" and being totally oblivious to the female pokemon looking at him.
I also imagine this guy somehow satisfying those female pokemon, catching them, and making it out completely fine and unfazed.
Then he had that protagonist durability 'if you know what I mean' and is the ancestor to Professor Harkness from the video "Select Your Partner"
@@icebirdj5935
No see for him to be the ancestor of dr harknes he would have had to had children with a human female.
@@lilchristuten7568 who said he never got together with a female human
Considering a few things, it wouldn't always be humans catching. Which makes this scenario unfortunately realistic
Unfortunately?
-un- fortunately
1:43 More like lucky
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!"
I 2nd that
That gives off strangely strong nin10$oh vibes
1:18 MUH DECK
1:12 Garchomp showing how demented the fandom is.
That old guy at the end really shouldn't be casting stones in glass houses.
He might end up worse off than this poor bastard if he ends up in a similar situation.
Delphox, and Zoroark are in the field egg group, Nidoqueen and Zeraora have no egg group, and Salazzle is part of both the dragon, and monster egg groups respectably. Tsareena is obviously in the grass egg group, and I'm going to need therapy.
If you think its questionable to get bonked by creatures that look like that, then yes, you do need psychological help.
“Ever heard of the Harkness Test?”
Yep i know the book but i don't know what's inside in the page's
Y'know this never came into my mind until recently when I watched Markiplier's Smash or Pass video, and yet the funny thing is out of the "Human-like" pokemon shown in the end, most of them I recognized as the pokemon Mark will smash.
The Harkness Test was created for YOUR SAFETY
Yeah your right.
Randomly recommended. Alright then lmao.
Side note: This is really damn good. Hopefully get more recognition. Especially for animations like this? Pretty Good. Solid actually.
That got pretty Plague of Gripes REAL fast
We need a Plague of Gripes and brokenmojo Collab Video. That would be fun to watch!😊
Human-like? More like Find a true love in real life?.
Having a “Human-Like” egg group actually might disprove that Pokémon and humans can breed together.
It’s stated flat out that Humans used to just be a type of Pokémon, but they evolved over a long time to talk, give birth to live young, and so forth.
The idea that a species must be defined as “human-like” is important, because it is NOT “Human”.
If the human Egg group is just “human” and the “human-like” egg group does NOT include humans…
Then it’s impossible.
…..
However…
If humans WERE in the “Human-Like” egg group… then there would be no actual difference between humans and Pokémon in the Pokémon world, meaning not only would they be able to breed, but that they would have a stable, normal egg, without any “freak of nature” problems.
So…. Either way, by the laws governing the Pokémon World, Humans procreating with Pokémon is either physically impossible or completely natural.
Take your pick.
WORTH IT! Also super nice animation as usual dude! Love your stuff!
Excellently done period. As for the plot climax at the end, two things, glad he survived and “Go to he11 old man!”
''Better get used to eating eggs.''
It was an honor serving with you gentlemen. Once more into the breach.
Lol, that Nidoqueen mommy knew EXACTLY what she was gonna do 😂😂
1:33 thats the dream of most pokemon fans
Plague "not a furry" of Gripes would be proud :^)
Excellent stuff here, really admirable level of animation!
"Furry Bait Designs By Nintendo"
That part got me.
What about the majority of Pokémon in this video? Do they have no longer have a discernable source?
1:32 Nidoqueen is holding handcuffs and two Pokémon there can immobilize you with a single thought like with that Hitmonlee earlier… I think the opportunity to escape has left.
wait a sec youre not Plague
He's not but, he has the same content they should make a Collab
They say a single salazzle has the ability to drain an entire train full of people
Alpha Pokemon just like Amazonian from Futurama
"ho ho ho just a degenerate freak.."
Sounds like the words of a weakling.
Thanks for including Nidoqueen!
*Grand father nurgle will be notified of this comment...*
Martial arts pokemon were always some of my favorite types
Dude, this was hilarious. I'd love to see more of the pokemon animations.
Crazy Boris meets Plague Of Gripes. Watertastic my man.
Lucario, Delphox, Lopunny, Zeroark, and Zeraora exist:
Me in this video: *HELLO LADIES* ❤️
Everyone loves them
1:29 "I had snu snu".
1:10
Nobody's gonna talk about how sus that pokemon is?
You mean the piggy? Looks normal to me.
Mukus
The animation was so good I forgot the title and thumbnail right up until he mentioned egg groups.
And then I had a sensible chuckle.
Well, since it's been mentioned before, congrats on doing THE CREEPY SEX THING.
I'm personally headcannoning that this is the same trainer from Select your Partner grown up now (and deciding to give farming a try instead). Clearly never got around to reading about the Harkness Test.
That guy was already an adult though, or at the very least a late stage teenager.
What’s funny is that in jpn translation(well in the past) that some human tried to marry pokemon, sooooo yeah- i got nothing else to say afterwards.
Good animation btw
0:53
Damn, he GONE!
Great work! Especially the part with Hitmonlee (my favoirite pokemon)