Death guard: “your weapons are pathetic!” Custodies: “your attacks are ineffective.” Death guard: “oh yeah, your stupid!” Custodies: “doo doo head.” Death guard: >:[
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 I watched Bricky’s lore videos on it and then this video and a few other one of these and that’s about the extent of my knowledge. This shit is super interesting I just still have absolutely no idea what’s going on in the game. The lore is cool af though I’m really into that.
Love how chill you guys are. Even when genuinely difficult to rule misunderstandings happen you just say "Did you wanna spend a stratagem for that?" "Yeah." "Alright then I fail both." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." And then hug it out in my fanart.
imo not worth playing with someone unless they are like that. If there's no referee present you have to give benefit of the doubt unless it's obviously a backtrack
As a huge death guard fan I have to say, watching Dameki's supercharged deathshroud terminators hit the custodian front line and bounce was genuinely horrifying.
I had forgotten who Death guard worshipped at the beginning so I paused the video and looked it up. As soon as I pressed play, Dameki said "Plague ____" about a thousand times and made me feel stupid for my impatience.
Especially since if they go on the back foot he can always challenge the leader of the death guard to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip-Poker
Hey maybe there's too many comments on here but if you guys read this these videos are great, light-hearted in tone with great production value and charismatic peeps too. Came here from magikarp and brickys stuff and it's clear how much you guys are working on this. Not even that big of a 2k fan tbh
Can I just say how nice it is to see armies that aren't painted to goddamn boxart level? I can't afford the time or money to have my armies painted to that level, and it feels good to see popular 40k TH-camrs who, for whatever reason, are in the same boat as me.
@@filwilliamson9149 I’m not a TH-camr and so your comment doesn’t apply, but I don’t even paint my models half the time, and when i do it comes out looking like I don’t know what I’m doing (because I don’t)
@@ron5384 considering the fact that the forge world models have been all sold out for a while, and Bricky does mention that if IIRC, that's not all that surprising
Not counting the TTS Gate of Khaine battle this is the first Warhammer battle I've ever seen and I'm pleasently surprised by how nice everyone is to eachother. "You're attacking my guys, attacking this squad will benefit you more" That's sportsmanship
I have been a big Matt and Bricky fan for a long time from their league content. I recently started playing warhammer with my roomate and finding this channel has been great. Love the content and I'm learning a lot. I will probably do custodes for my first army!
1 hour and 41 minutes of watching something that I only slightly understood 7 or 8 minutes of... Still entertained (mostly by Bricky's color changing abilities)
I dont know much about the table top game, but this was really entertaining to watch. Makes me wish i had the time to paint to get into this. Looks so AWESOME!
Aleya gets rerolls as she and valerian are one datasheet with the Custodes faction keyword, so she can get rerolls from the shield captains and valorus, she can benefit from their strats, ride in their transports, and even use their warlord traits.
this game summarized: 8 shots, hitting on 2s, rerolling 1s, 6 go through 6 hits wounding on 5s, 1 goes through cp reroll one failed 3 into a failed 4 1 damage, its supposed to be 2 but you know how it be
Interesting to see how different table top games are played and the rules. Especially with cover how things hit and roll chances on different things as i used to play with 1:72nd scale units ranging from ww2 to modern units and such.
I've always wondered what type of battle report result would Death Guard have against Custodes. Is it treason if Dameki's Kid plays Warhammer and becomes a Custodes Player? Give or take 10 yrs
oh holy crap. i saw the video and clicked. i didnt even see it was 2 minutes ago. LETS GOOOOOOO!!! Edit: Congrats Dameki. I hope to have my first within the next year or so.
GFG Bricky is the main youtuber that got me into warhammer I saw his video on whats the best army to pick for a starter. i was going to go with the custodes so awsome to see a match
Used to play 40k, I had Nids, which were painted AWFUL as I was inexperienced, and Catachan which were painted quite well. Thinking of starting again and looking as Custodians with neurons as second army
I love these. I used to play 40k about 9ish years ago (sold all my stuff). Because of warhammer content like this I'm gonna get back into it! Deciding between Chaos/Chaos Knights and Necrons, if anyone has any advice
@@TheDerwish I think at the end of the day I'm just going to um and aah between all the armies, I suppose there's not really a bad option, but there's pros and cons to all factions
@@liamk57 I highly recommend, speaking as someone who has only been collecting for about 2 months now, just trying out whatever models you specifically like the most from each of the factions you're interested in. Build and paint them up, and then you'll have a good idea as to where you wanna go. It took a fair while for me, as I've only just decided fully on the armies I'm collecting, but I recommend it
@@liamk57 I did the same thing for weeks before I bought anything. Finally just stopped by the local store and bought a box of marines cause they were the first thing that came to mind
I'd like to point out that you were making an invuln save on the Land Raider, which the land raider should not get any invuln save. The model doesn't have one built it, nor does it get the bonus of Aegis of the Emperor.
What's the range on a Land Raider? I think that if you maneuvered the Land Raider to snipe that tank on the far objective, you could have had the custodes on the far objective place an extra banner
Death guard: “your weapons are pathetic!”
Custodies: “your attacks are ineffective.”
Death guard: “oh yeah, your stupid!”
Custodies: “doo doo head.”
Death guard: >:[
thank you for making me smile lol
Death guard: I require a hug from papa nurgle :(
I was expecting Custodes to reply with just a "you're*" after I read the 3rd line, but I guess that would've been too harsh.
Another Deathguard: “well he ain’t wrong.”
My dad can beat up your dad 😝😝😝
The phrase that instills fear into anyone's heart, "Hitting on 2s, rerolling 1s".
*A Hexmark Destroyer with a cowboy hat walks into a bar...*
Always makes me do the well known 'defeated sigh'.
"I'm gonna hit ya no matter what ya little shit"
It's times like these where you send in more men then they have bullets
Doesn’t make me fear. I consistently get another 1 lol
Ah yes the 40K equivalent of watching two brick walls collapse into each other.
except one is a shiny, pristine marble wall and the other filled with mold, cockroaches and bacteria
@@shadowsketch926 Which is somehow just as strong as the pristine wall.
@@jonathangrafton4016 and both smack equally as hard
@@Doc_The_Outlaw_XIV like my butt cheeks.
✔Can't go through it
✔ Can't knock it down
✔ No one on earth can make it fall
✔ Blocks out the sun
✔ You know that you've found
✔ The Wall
This video was recommended to me.
I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
Yet I am entertained. I watched the whole thing.
Welcome to the grimdark, friend.
Welcome comrade, grab your flashlight and join the fight
Join the Black Crusade brother.
Are you new to Warhammer?
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 I watched Bricky’s lore videos on it and then this video and a few other one of these and that’s about the extent of my knowledge.
This shit is super interesting I just still have absolutely no idea what’s going on in the game.
The lore is cool af though I’m really into that.
Love how chill you guys are. Even when genuinely difficult to rule misunderstandings happen you just say "Did you wanna spend a stratagem for that?" "Yeah." "Alright then I fail both." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." And then hug it out in my fanart.
imo not worth playing with someone unless they are like that. If there's no referee present you have to give benefit of the doubt unless it's obviously a backtrack
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As a huge death guard fan I have to say, watching Dameki's supercharged deathshroud terminators hit the custodian front line and bounce was genuinely horrifying.
Boing
HERETIC
Imagine the sad fart noises they made when they saw they weren’t achieving anything 😂
*waits for Noise Marines to appear blasting sad trombone riffs*
Deathshrouds are Awesome units, But me golden bois are the Gigachads of 30-40k
I had forgotten who Death guard worshipped at the beginning so I paused the video and looked it up. As soon as I pressed play, Dameki said "Plague ____" about a thousand times and made me feel stupid for my impatience.
Nasty af, green, chaos marines...
Obviously they are devouted followers OF DAH GORK N' DAH MORK!
Grandpapy Nurgle
Gotta vote on my boy Kitten for this one
He is truly the best.
@@dragonsoldier200
The Emperor's word, after all.
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@@kiroakimada2775 TTS EP30 Part 1 th-cam.com/video/3UwtuyvWDLw/w-d-xo.html
TTS EP30 Part 2 th-cam.com/video/qHh09DnVUaQ/w-d-xo.html
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Especially since if they go on the back foot he can always challenge the leader of the death guard to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip-Poker
Hey maybe there's too many comments on here but if you guys read this these videos are great, light-hearted in tone with great production value and charismatic peeps too. Came here from magikarp and brickys stuff and it's clear how much you guys are working on this. Not even that big of a 2k fan tbh
WOOO CUSTODES!!!! MAKE CAPTAIN-GENERAL KITTEN PROUD!!!! Also, Congratulations Dameki, the Emperor truly has blessed you in these trying times.
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Thank you mortal
@@captain-generalkitten6887 rip
@@captain-generalkitten6887 you were a good man... shaserra will wait for your return
This reminds me of the Easter Egg in Halo 3 when you turn damage to 0 in Forge.
"All you can do is stare at your enemy and think angry thoughts."
*Tries to blow up enemy spartans head with their mind.*
I like how mortarion is on the shelf behind them looking over his little plague marines
Can I just say how nice it is to see armies that aren't painted to goddamn boxart level? I can't afford the time or money to have my armies painted to that level, and it feels good to see popular 40k TH-camrs who, for whatever reason, are in the same boat as me.
It's definitely nice to see.
It's a hobby at the end of the day, not a painting contest.
Seeing youtubers have models painted at about the same level as mine makes me feel a lot better about myself.
@@filwilliamson9149 I’m not a TH-camr and so your comment doesn’t apply, but I don’t even paint my models half the time, and when i do it comes out looking like I don’t know what I’m doing (because I don’t)
@@mcarrowtime7095 just gotta practice, that's how I became ok at painting!
@@mcarrowtime7095 They also give a free class at the Games Workshop stores
oh this some big d army games.
Also suprised bricky's pog wasnt just gonna be a close up of his forehead.
Damn as a person with a forehead, that was rough
This is the perfect battle report bc I’m currently building Custodes and I’m on the fence with working on Death Guard
Same!
Finished painting a little over 2000pts of Death Guard a little while back, still haven't had the chance to play a game so this is good for me.
I was working on 2k Pts of AdMech but the codex fucked me and it’s way too expensive to finish rn
For deathgaurd, a combo of poxwalkers and super tanky terminators is super scary for playing the objective.
perfect for me because I have Custodians and Death Guard because I love them lol
Bricky's "LET'S GOOOOO"s are iconic.
seeing a Custodes list without bikes is so weird.
And wardens
You can switch them for birdmen
And a giant dreadnaught
@@ron5384 considering the fact that the forge world models have been all sold out for a while, and Bricky does mention that if IIRC, that's not all that surprising
@@Lohrenz01 but the bikes aren't forge world
Not counting the TTS Gate of Khaine battle this is the first Warhammer battle I've ever seen and I'm pleasently surprised by how nice everyone is to eachother.
"You're attacking my guys, attacking this squad will benefit you more"
That's sportsmanship
"Ya wanna go down the pub watch some sports?"
-The sport
I have been a big Matt and Bricky fan for a long time from their league content. I recently started playing warhammer with my roomate and finding this channel has been great. Love the content and I'm learning a lot. I will probably do custodes for my first army!
If you haven’t already. Check out Adeptus Ridiculous, it’s a podcast Bricky does about 40k lore and it’s amazing
I have no idea what they are talking about or how any of this works or what this even is but I am entertained
None of us do dont worry
They roll the dice to see if they hit the enemy and to see the damage, that's all I know
@@slayeroffurries1115 then calculate toughness and invul saves for damage protection
First name: Primaris
Middle name: Lieutenant
First name: Marneus
Middle name: monty Python and the holy grail black knight blueberry boi
Surname: Calgar
Bricky (Kitten) vs Death Guard (Dameki)
Just thought I'd fix the title for you ;)
Yes… just *YES*
Even the frictionless one wouldn't touch the deathgaurd.
i hate how i instantly knew what you were talking about when i read this
@@aganaom1712 I however don't and just imagine Slaanesh drenched in lube
I still think it's correct
@@InviWasTaken bold of you to think Slaanesh uses lube
@@HexManiac-nf1yg unless it's the blood of their victims
Not even with _utmost grease._
1 hour and 41 minutes of watching something that I only slightly understood 7 or 8 minutes of...
Still entertained (mostly by Bricky's color changing abilities)
Oh shit Dameki spreading that gene seed. Get it dude
Inspiring me to go on a drunk spending spree for plastic figures lol
what's funny is that my eyes were LOCKED on the objective markers from the start before they pointed it out, i was just like "bro, that can't be it."
Those buildings sure look submissive and breachable
i have no intention of getting into 40k, magic is already quite a lot, but I am ABSOLUTELY loving these
That’s exactly where I’m at 😅
I don't even know how to play Warhammer I just love the bromance and sound of clattering dice.
Wow! Plague can be pretty scary! These are so much fun!I miss warhammer in person. Well played, if not well rolled, by both sides! Land raider MVP!
I dont know much about the table top game, but this was really entertaining to watch. Makes me wish i had the time to paint to get into this. Looks so AWESOME!
Bricky's hell flashback near the end had me in stitches.
I mean, the Landraider would have saved the first EC anyways because it has 2+ save, but someone tell bricky that it does not get an invul save ^^
Yeah, lots forget that it doesn’t get one. Even if you take the invuln banner, that only gives the invuln to infantry.
My first game was as Custodes against DG! I also lost by 1 point in that game, crazy how closely that mirrors this game.
My first game of custodes I won the game by 1 point
Congrats Dameki! Papa Nurgle has been generous to bless you with another Nurgling familiar :D
Aleya gets rerolls as she and valerian are one datasheet with the Custodes faction keyword, so she can get rerolls from the shield captains and valorus, she can benefit from their strats, ride in their transports, and even use their warlord traits.
Sad bc bricky and dameki are noticeably less drunk than the last time they played eachother
Just saw bricky recently at the grand opening for the new Warhammer cafe in cali
The telemon heavy dreadnaughts are “sold out”
I laughed my ass off at seeing just the headline title of this video alone.
this game summarized:
8 shots, hitting on 2s, rerolling 1s, 6 go through
6 hits wounding on 5s, 1 goes through
cp reroll one failed 3 into a failed 4
1 damage, its supposed to be 2 but you know how it be
Bricky should name his kid
First name: Preliminary
Middle Name: Bombardment
I have ZERO clues on how to play 40k, but I throughly enjoyed watching this! The engagement from Bricky and Dameki is hyping me up, lmao.
I've been waiting for the Custodes to come out, LETS GO!
I'm pretty sure that archeotech munitions lets you roll 2d6 for each of those lascannon shots. And discard one of the dice. It's not a reroll.
It's basically a reroll. Although by your method he has statistically more damage.
Shoutout to my friend Nick GGers
Interesting to see how different table top games are played and the rules. Especially with cover how things hit and roll chances on different things as i used to play with 1:72nd scale units ranging from ww2 to modern units and such.
I've been waiting for a Custodes battle!!
Eeeyyyy they're going to the grand opening of the Cafe as well, awesome.
Omg a Custodes Land raider, I thought they were just a legend!
First time seeing the tabletop played and I’ve never been so fascinated by something I’ve understood so little lol
tell bricky I love him
Finally a battle report i can get down on as a non TT player
"Slayer of Nightmares" is the most 40k shit I have ever heard.
I've always wondered what type of battle report result would Death Guard have against Custodes. Is it treason if Dameki's Kid plays Warhammer and becomes a Custodes Player? Give or take 10 yrs
Bricky used his custodes... damn
oh holy crap. i saw the video and clicked. i didnt even see it was 2 minutes ago. LETS GOOOOOOO!!!
Edit: Congrats Dameki. I hope to have my first within the next year or so.
Your first win? That's rough buddy, I'm sure you can get one in less time than that. Just find a Tau player. ;)
Litteraly the most tense battle report ever
Finaly!!!! Been waiting for the Custodies!!!
Was dope finally seeing cutodes being played but I can't wait for Quins to be played again
Yoooooo! That's Bricky from Adeptus Ridiculous!
How tf am I getting this recommended almost exactly 9 months after it was posted, congratulations on the newest addition to your home army dude
I got into Warhammer through lore and wanted to see how the game is played. I'm very confused but still entertained.
I’m new to this so I’m not super sure what’s happening… but I like it
THIS HAPPENED TO ME IN 2018!!! I was death guard and only lost a single terminator during 5 rounds of this!
I’ve never played this before and I have no idea what’s going on but I’m enjoying it
I'm sure this has been asked 1000 times, but what ever happened to Mark and Tom?
Work schedules got I'm the way
christ they're more beautiful than expected
I love it when people just geek out
I miss the imp knights, thicc, deadly, and did I say thicc
Val and Alesha FTW! They have put in some serious anti psych work for me before ☺️
you guy know what extra epic ..mini cam POV of the minis facing each other ...very roleplay !
Gotta admit I really wish you’d make the dice box a decent bit bigger, they’re so tiny on a phone that you can’t really follow as well
GFG
Bricky is the main youtuber that got me into warhammer
I saw his video on whats the best army to pick for a starter.
i was going to go with the custodes so awsome to see a match
Used to play 40k, I had Nids, which were painted AWFUL as I was inexperienced, and Catachan which were painted quite well.
Thinking of starting again and looking as Custodians with neurons as second army
I love these. I used to play 40k about 9ish years ago (sold all my stuff). Because of warhammer content like this I'm gonna get back into it!
Deciding between Chaos/Chaos Knights and Necrons, if anyone has any advice
Necrons have pretty fresh models. But without more info on what you like about the hobby it‘s hard to give advice.
@@TheDerwish I think at the end of the day I'm just going to um and aah between all the armies, I suppose there's not really a bad option, but there's pros and cons to all factions
@@liamk57 I highly recommend, speaking as someone who has only been collecting for about 2 months now, just trying out whatever models you specifically like the most from each of the factions you're interested in. Build and paint them up, and then you'll have a good idea as to where you wanna go. It took a fair while for me, as I've only just decided fully on the armies I'm collecting, but I recommend it
@@liamk57 I did the same thing for weeks before I bought anything. Finally just stopped by the local store and bought a box of marines cause they were the first thing that came to mind
I’d say DG is pretty good. I’m biased towards Thousand Sons, but Necrons are also great right now.
I'd like to point out that you were making an invuln save on the Land Raider, which the land raider should not get any invuln save. The model doesn't have one built it, nor does it get the bonus of Aegis of the Emperor.
What's the range on a Land Raider? I think that if you maneuvered the Land Raider to snipe that tank on the far objective, you could have had the custodes on the far objective place an extra banner
hope everything is going well for Dameki and his family!
first time watching a warhammer tabletop game confused to high oblivion but still found the video entertaining
When an immovable object meets an immovable object
Ah it’s hard to choose who to root for I love both armies
Imagine both armies fighting for weeks only to give up and agree to try again next month.
“Little kitten! NOOoOoOoOooo!”
And
“Sob”
I am fortifying this TH-cam channel
I’m pulling together a custodes army but have no idea how to build them.
I've been waiting for Bricky's Custodes! Best army for me
I like how in the thumbnail looks like bricky is getting ready to sock dameki for playing death guard
When will we get another tournament? Its been a while. I know they are a lot of work, but I think its worth the watch.
These BRs make Fridays EVEN better
I'm trying to make a death guard arm but I don't know what to get can you help
I could have sworn this video was up already but I probably just saw it live and thought I was watching a video
I hope you guys didn't show up on opening day. That shit was insane.
9:11 nice tongue twist there Bricky ;)
Basically 2 armies just beating the crap out of each other without either getting close to dying
This is so weird, cause bricky always looked so small to me in his videos, but he seems f'king huge.
Kitten goes to War!
Any other DG players screaming at Dameki for forgetting about Contagion?