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As an Italian, I only understand hand gestures so that title can’t stop me
👍🏻🤜🤛🤘🤚✊
Ho scritto idem
🇫🇷🤝🇮🇹
Idem
🤌🤌🤌mama mia pizzaria sicily mafia oh mama mia🍕🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
sorry my italian is kinda bad
@@chees8067 la Mozarella 🍅 🤌
“Don’t watch if your Italian…”
Italian: that sign can’t stop me
Lo hai detto pal
No one can stop the tricksters
Like an italian comedian once said "on italian trains the message that says "don't lean out" is written differently for us. Because if you say to an italian that something is forbidden THEY WILL SURELY DO IT!"
I know right
because i can't read
As an Italian from Rome, I swear that Albanian was important to control the access to the Adriatic Sea.
I swear...
Ciao, anche io sono di Roma!
Di che quartiere sei?
If you aRe italian i ask for austria can we have südtirol back?
@@Wolvek No, we first have to annex you and reform the roman empire, than souh tyrol can be part of the province of Austria
@@Wolvek well,if we give it to you, a million of Italians would have died for nothing.
@@Wolvek they should have changed sides when they could
SUCK IT STRUDEL BOI
As italian, why should i feel bothered? We are used to self-deprecatory jokes, and the "mammamiapepperonipizzamafiaberlusconi" italian stereotype always cracked me up of laughing
Questo è piu il fattore storico che giudica gl'italiani i guerra in questo modo, solo che basterebbe andare a leggere due righe del Btg.San Marco su Wikipedia per capire di che "Pasta e Mozzarella" eravamo fatti un tempo.
P.S Il meme su Berlusca mi fanno morire anche a me.
Bella pe la foto dei behemoth
@@SigmaK90 bella pe te per il nome
Non è questo sono quelle persone che odiano seriamente l'Italia e la razza italiana solo perché studiano la storia tramite meme e si sentono in dovere di insultare gli italiani sono italianofobici e non sto scherzando esiste davvero
@@fra.-.5065 "eh ma cambiate sempre fazione durante le guerre" MA SE IL CAZZO DI PAESE È DEVASTATO DA UNA GUERRA CAUSATA DA UN GOVERNO DI MERDA È LOGICO CHE NE AVVENGA ANCHE UNA CIVILE VOLTA A FERMARE LE AZIONI FOLLI DEL GOVERNO. POI, SE IL POPOLO RISOLVE LA SITUAZIONE, FA LA COSA OPPOSTA OVVERO ALLEARSI CON LA FAZIONE NEMICA. porca troia che fastidio la gente che né conosce la storia né ha un minimo di sensibilità su certi argomenti
8:59 fun fact: due to conflicts between Basque whalers and local Icelanders, a local lord enacted a law that ordered to kill any Basque on sight. This law was forgotten, meaning that in Iceland it was legal to kill a Basque person until they noticed this law's existence in 2015.
Another think to write down on my to do list for when i will time travel
Er ... was there a big rush to finish the job before the law got revoked?
Poor Basques
I feel like “don’t watch if you’re Italian” is a pretty good warning for the entire internet.
Yea
Mocking our neighbor's Italy such a disgrace
🇨🇵
@@HurtmePlenty1993 oh no
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 *neighbors
What
3:19 "Brazil never really fought anyone"
70% of the paraguayan population: *are you freaking kidding me*
Portugal:Bruh
@Nakungt Na verdade Paraguay tinha um exercito muito mais forte e maior que o Brasil no começo da Guerra... o problema é que o Paraguay fica no meio do continente, sem acesso ao Mar enquanto o Brazil (Brazil com 'Z' era comumente usado no Império, então eu costumo usar essa escrita para diferenciar os dois - também é um modo correto de escrever o nome em Portugues) tinha acesso ao mar e melhor economia por questão de seu tamanho, sem falar em população.
Depois de vários anos o Brasil chegou a ter o 4º maior gasto com as forças armadas do mundo naquela época. A única chance do Paraguay era não ter iniciado guerra com a Argentina e tentar segurar o Mato Grosso... o que ainda seria muito difícil.
WW2
Bro this bullshit list literally called one of the whitest countries in the world Argentina a black country and the ottoman empire fearless and owned the West despite getting erased from world maps by the West in less than four years. Probably made by some dumb Turk nationalist.
Everyone forgets Paraguay
Drew is big brain and using reverse psychology to attract all the Italians
Nessun avviso può fermarci
"Don't watch if you're italian"
The entire italian community: *it's showtime*
Fun fact about italy unrelated to the video: us italians hate Italy, but if someone insults it we become the most patriottic people in the world. In short, only italians can insult italy
I'm Argentinian and I love Italy and would like to visit one day.
Ed questa è una dimostrazione di come io sia una delle poche patriottiche rimaste.
Il mio livello patriottico è aumentato esponenzialmente dopo aver letto il commento
@@Sansantixcasalfo (Parte faccetta nera)
Exact same thing for brazilians, lol
Drew: "he looks like he´s acting"
Me, an Italian: "that´s because he was acting. He was a buffoon".
"Don't watch if you are ITALIAN" Does it still count if I'm only Half Pizza pasta man?
You can watch half of the video
fard
if you are half that, you can still watch but only the parts that dont have italy
Yoooo is da King.
Hi from a full pizza pasta man!
I love how Benito Mussolini always looks so goddawm confident.
But he is always actually pissing, shiting and coming his pants
Me too. Benito practically sweats confidence and exudes bravado. The average Italian frat bro can only dream of having a fraction of Mussolini's confidence.
You see where that "courage" brought him
Not for long he didn't.
I've seen him looking lackluster more often than confident.
Only when watching full documentaries, that is.
His confidence actually benefit his image and it became, purposefully or not, part of his political propaganda
9:40 Archimedes was a prolific Greek engineer and mathematician. He died during the Roman conquest of Syracuse (Greek city/colony in Italy).
He was allegedly working on a math problem, drawing circles in the ground, when a looting Roman soldier got in.
He supposedly yelled at the soldier not to disturb his circles, which caused that soldier to strike him down.
The Romans were pretty angry at Archimedes. They likely would have executed him anyway.
I thought that they would prefer to take him to Rome and force him to build war machines
@@France.chinois The people who killed him probably had friends killed by his machines.
@@ComradeArthur The roman general ordered to not kill him because he was a genius and they wanted to use him against Carthage.
@@filippo2806 *Carthage ;-)
PS @Drew Durnil it's pronounced arky-me-deez. :-|
Lmao the "Country tier list" was probably made by a 12 years old mapper, the facts are extremely inacurrate, he considers Canada who doesn't even have a proper army as High tier.
They burned the house that is now white....
And somehow France gets their Napoleonic wars, but the Netherlands do not get any credit for destroying the British fleet just a century before that?
Yeah and he has the US as high because "poor soldiers"? What is he on? How tf are the ottomans above the reigning superpower?
Didn't include Australia. We've never lost a war.
@@soaringraven0 not sure if emus would agree
@@nobody-bx3pq Was a stalemate. We had heavy casualties but still didn't lose (just didn't win either)
"Brazil never really fought anyone" reality: it eliminated 80% of the population of Paraguay.
You know, it's sad to see lives that fought for our country in the wars and our participation in ww2 being forgotten and reduced to "never really fought anyone" that's VERY disrespectful.
Apparently wars and stories are only valid for Europeans, the rest doesn't exist.
OMG you dont understand jokes
@@lego_dane7619 Blatantly false info with no punchline/reference/meme at all = joke
@@The-wo2lq oh it is?
80% of Paraguay, aka poor farmers
@@hotman_pt_ Like the USA killing vietnamese farmers?
"Brazil never really fought anyone" Paraguay: Am i a joke to you?
Kkkkkkkkkkk
dolphins: exists
Brazil: then I took it personally
Thank you
@@matheussanthiago9685 also lobsters
Yeah I think 90% of the male population being killed isn't exactly much
Brazil in the tier that really never fought anyone. Yeah, say that to Paraguayans
yeah, Brazil deserves a decent tier at least
PARAGUAY NO EXISTE
@CriZtOpHr yeah, now it does not exist
Say that to the argentinian people in 1827
I did a video of my huge realistic map of América for Age of Empirs 2 HD which includs beautiful Brazil.
Me, a 100% Italian:
Yeah, let's switch teams again.
I like ur pfp
@@notanuser4937 I appreciate it!
100% agree 🇮🇹🤣
Bella zi
@@jbrancazzzzz grande fra
As a Thai, I can confirm you that Thailand is the Italy of Asia.
So you are the coolest nation in the neighborhood 🕶️
Good for you
No, Italy is Thailand of Europe
As a Norwegian I just wanna say, thank God for Denmark.
We would have looked pretty silly in WW2 without them as a comparison.
Lol, that's savage.
Love both countries though.
@@xenotypos same
Destroying the Blücher with a vintage torpedo? Nothing to be ashamed of...
What world you have Denmark do at the time? Its not like Germany is our neighbour and can just drive in at their leisure or anything. Its not like we had twenty-odd years of appeasement, neutrality and descaling our army in the inter-war period. Its not like we where only 3.8 million people living in a flat country with nowhere to hide.
You comment is disrespectful and ignorant.
@@Akkolon Just a joke dude.
As your local Italian I am here to judge if it is safe for Italians to view
After thoroughly reviewing the video I question i have decided that this video will remove 500 social credit from you
Oh good that im greek
List: "Brazil never really fought anyone"
FEB soldiers and Paraguay War soldiers: *I'm a joke to you?*
ikr
@@aliceyagami8260 Uruguay dropped off the war and Argentina didn't make almost anything important , but I agree with you that FEB tactics were peculiar...
@@neoromanempire The funny part is that the tactics actually worked
@@danielteodoro628 yeah, If I am not mistaken, the ratio was 48 axis troops captured or killed/ 1 Brazilian troop captured or killed during the solo operations of the FEB, or something like that.
@@neoromanempire Brazil lost 454 men, he had a force of 25,345 men, and they captured more than 20 thousand enemies, and won back monte castello alone
Failure in Greece? Allied invasion? The soft underbelly of Europe? You must have hit your head pretty hard. C'mon, let's go reform the glorious Roman Empire.
Yes
Ita. Gloria magni imperii Romani atque urbis Romae caput mundi.
European Latin Brothers
Romance languages
Children of Rome
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I think the most successful heir to the Roman empire was the glorious English empire. By the way I am Italian, but I m not based like everyone else in my country
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 no France... No ones like you
since the proclamation of the Kingdom of Italy in 1861, Italy has fought in 39 wars, winning 28 and losing 4 (6 are inclusive and 1 is ongoing). 25 are what can be described as full wars with 14 being minor conflicts. not to mention Italy, cradle of culture (the Reinassance started in Florence), literally brought Europe out of the so-called Dark Ages by leading the scientific revolution (Padua, Italy was the birthplace of modern medicine).
bro chill
@@notabot5764 no
@@TechnoGuys99 thats not very nice
Scientific Revolution was Isaac Newton … unless there was another one I’m missing
@@XXXTENTAClON227 Galileo
Hey, I just want to say that we Brazilians actually did fight a war. It was the Paraguayan War, the bloodiest in South America. It happened while the brazilian army was "pacifying" Uruguay because of troubled elections, so the Paraguayan dictator invaded western Brazil and northern Argentina. In the end, nearly 300,000 Paraguayans died and they lost territory.
PS: we fought in the WWI and WWII as well :P
How many soldiers did Brazil send to fight the WWI? Where did they fight. It's actually embarassing to say that Brazil fought WWI. Please edit it and don't embarass our country, saying that Brazil fought WWI is like saying that Chile fought the WWII. Actually, Chile "fought" the WWII in the same way we did in the WWI.
Bloodiest War in South America was actually the Spanish and Portuguese American War of Independence, They claimed upwards of 600k lives compared to Paraguay's 480k.
The Netherlands won four wars against England and a war against Spain that lasted for eighty years.
The Spain one was more of rebellion than a war.
@@jarjab2games what rebellion lasted for 80 years??????
We also beat England, France and I’m pretty sure Prussia at the same time
😬🇳🇱👍
@@ahx.21 the 80 year war have you ever got history on school or do only dutch people learn that
I like how that specific post says that the second whitest nation in South America is the "most skilled black nation"
And Brazil fought in WW2 and liberated an important point for the allies in a unknown place for the brazilians
I'm from argentina and i was like "Watef-" when i read that xD
@@tobiasbarraza9502 same
argentina isn't the whitest nation in south america, in percentage it is Uruguay and in population it is brazil
@@nomadic1932 uruguay is argentina
@@nomadic1932 Oh, sorry
but it is the second most whitest nation tho
the title : don't watch if u're Italian
me being an Italian : *interesting*
Pizza
Pasta
Meatballs
Lol balls@@stickad_
That is me
Actually the Italian army was brave, skilled and talented fighters in fact when under Rommel's command he said they fought eagerly and courageously
Yes... As usual the problem were the generals, while the soldiers have often been said to have "fought like lions" in particular the special force group "Arditi" (in WWI)
@@HamelinSong not every general. Actual fact is when Italy invaded Greece and the North African territories they had decent generals. When they almost won they were switched to useless fascist generals that wanted to get all the glory. They were so useless that they lost every single time and had to ask Germany for support.
For example an epic battle in North Africa was when Italy won against England using 300 cavalrymen against an entire plotoon of tanks.
That general was substituded with a useless one that couldn’t win even with a fully armed plotoon against some squads
Sad truth
@@mr.archivity you're talking about Messe getting replaced by Cavalleri?
Someone has too give the guy that made that tier list a history lesson if its an all wars list there is a lot they need to read up on
As an argentinian when it said most skilled black nation that cracked me up
A mi también jajajaja.
Same jajajaja
Foi mal argentino, vocês são pretos agora. Kkkkk
Jajajjajaj mal
Honestly wondering what the maker of the war tierlist was thinking putting the Netherlands in bad tier... Since when does beating some of the biggest powers in history in multiple wars be equivalent to easily beaten... Not many countries won multiple wars against England
Must be some sort of over the top meme. For example Greece gets praised for ancient times but Italy gets no mention on the RE, or Romania even though it was capable of fending off the Ottomans (Vlad the Impaler). Portugal is a step above Spain. Why? And so on
This is a insult for us French.
🟦⬜🟥
France should be ranking in God tier along with UK Germany. 3:12
Same for US
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 Indeed. Ottomans were strong but they were truly powerful from 1300-1700. France has been a top dog since the franks in 700's
3:00 Thailand: "The Italy of Asia"
Hmmm... Let me see, good food, beautiful culture, nice vacation spots, working with the bad guys in WW2, and attractive people...🤔
Yep. That makes a lot of sense.
You forget the most important thing, they switch side in the end
@@somerandompeople. Oh yes. How could I forget? 😂
@@somerandompeople.
Italy is Calf and Thailand is.. you know Thigh (No pun intended)
India: Am I a joke to you?
@@arthurjohnson9982 1-2 of these don't apply to India though.
As a proud Czech citizen I fell like putting Czechia into "won't even even fight tier" is pretty unfair since allies literally sold us in Munich Agreement in 1939. Like imagine if all those forts at borders were put to use and all those factories in Czech lands didn't fall to Germany this quickly.
I agree, Czech soldiers also fought in british RAF (second most foreigners there after Polish pilots), in Africa... we also succesfully assassinated Heydrich in Prague.
the problem is that these kids only knowedge in story came from memes
@@slouberiee glad the west DID learn and Donbass is not Sudetenland 2.0
1938
Amen, brother.
How is Estonia in the "won't even fight" tier? We literally almost took St. Petersburg when the Soviets invaded us in 1918.
Those glasses just go well with Drew’s beard
why does drew look like high school bully or serial killer??
@@madhavmathur7259 you have a point
Do not like. It is at 69!
@@js_munchieslet’s go bro
Me after seeing the Romanian flag in Bad Tier: **Swearing in Romanian**
It s chaf
@@SomeGuyFromMalta :|
@@SomeGuyFromMalta No
@@steelmercenarytheodor4929 reality can be whatever I want
@@SomeGuyFromMalta Chad stole Romania Flag
3:10 missing the emu's in god teir. they have a 100% win rate
That’s so true
How many official wars have they been in?
As French. This is a insult. France should be ranking in God Tier 🇨🇵
@@AfricanGrey101 1. which they won
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 I mean, they have defeated themselves at one point.
"Brazil never really fough anyone"
Also Brazil:
Got territories from every South american nation excep Chile which never bordered it anyway
Fought in WW2 in europe most especifically in Italy
Won the blodiest conflict in South America
Never lost a War
Made queen Victoria ask sorry
I mean, come on guys, at least search the country before putting it on a list and stop thinking that Brazil isnt great, it has its problems but at the same time it has its highlights, and every nation deserves recognition for this and not a steryotipycal view ;)
Anyways great video
The meme means that Brasil never fought a superpower directly
@@jesucristobostero3287 Italy, paraguay (wasnt really a superpower but was a big threat) brazil himself
Portugal, a swarm of porpoises, and the nazi germany
And it says Argentina is a black nation when that label could only partially pass in Latin America to Brazil, but to Argentina? The person who wrote the countries' info is quite ignorant
"That was a weird little thing Britain and Iceland got in to for a second there"
I'm pretty sure we still have a lot of arguments over fishing rights, we island nations take our fishing (too) seriously.
Argentina: Most skilled black nation??? wtf does that even mean
you are Hispanic
todo lo que este fuera de los estados unidos es selva o desierto. no existen las personas blancas fuera de los eeuu.
is a yanqui meme
Just from the thumbnail. Argentina the most skilled "BLACK" nation? You serious?
My great grandfather fought Italians in Albania. Despite the fcking cool memes Italians were brave soldiers with self sacrifice. Just Greeks didn't want to lose and literally they were storming Italian tanks by foot...
3:15
Poland: Won 12:1 battles with Russian, ottoman and western armies, conquered Moscow twice, conquered Stokholm with only 12 people, defeated the soviet army on its own
Also Poland: "Decent" tier
And why is Germany so high anyway? Until the 18th century the HRE was Europes playground, and they remained that way basicly Until the late 19th century, not counting Prussia. And even after unification they lost both world wars, the only major german victory is the franco-prussian war, other wars were won against much weaker enemies.
That list is full of poor takes. Finland deserves to be higher. The PRC chinese technically haven't lost a war since its formation and unlike the viet actually managed to defeat the US in a few open battles.
Losing both WW means literally nothing considering the odds they were facing were utterly ridiculous.
While you are not wrong in your general sentiment, I would highlight that actually winning or losing a war is irrelevant by itself.
Litteraly looks like some Turkish guy made this list.
My countr is listd under the bad tier. We won a war against both France and England at the same time. If its only the ww. a bit more understandable but counting all its history no.
"Italy switched sides!" Romania and Bulgaria:
I mean its funny how they forget to mention modern Italy with the tenth most powerful military in the world and economy
Yeah
Take a damn joke
Drew: doesn't know what molasses is.
Me being a helpful intellectual: It's...
MOLASSES.
‘Hey Bill nice day is it ?’
‘Uh Josh WHY IS THERE A FLOOD OF MOLASSES AAAAAAAA’
You mean that thick syrup made by boiling the juice of sorghum stems?
Hearing Drew saying that Wyoming is not real reminds me of how I convinced my friend that the world we live in is not real and how he forgot to take his schizophrenia pills
I just want to clarify that the romanian army was never made of cowards. Cowards are part of every army, even the most powerful ones do. The problem with our army is that is extremely bad equiped and outnumbered, but always has fought tooth and nail and our history proves it. Thank you and good evening. Noroc camarade!
As a Turk I have to say that the Romanians were more formidable enemies than the Serbians.
Exactly, you can see how brave Romanians are when citizens protested against Ceasusescu. I’m sure they were afraid but they still fought for their freedom
Fun fact though, Italy never switched sides in WW2. Only when Mussolini was was about to be defeated by the Allies, the King of Italy had the strength to take over the Fascists and deposed Mussolini, who was later killed by Italian partizans.
Mussolini never switched sides. What happened was that the King took the chance to finally get rid of him when he was weak enough, and decided to correct Mussolini bad decisions.
Also Italy won WW2 agaist the Germans and even got an entire Region out of Austria.
Not sure where this stereotype came from.
The only correct thing about Italy and WW2 is that its military was weak. Italy was poor and could not afford to go to war, but Mussolini just ignored that, hoping that the Germans would help them achieve his Imperialist dream.
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Chad:shut up kid,if you want to learn history by memes don't come here to cry when you will have an F in history
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@@stefanosturba2400 they still got screwed by Greece ;D
@@uhbaoifuhoiafj456 that's wrong too.
The Italians never got defeated by Greece, they just got defeated by Britain
@@uhbaoifuhoiafj456 ang history meme boy
Me. An Italian: "No... I don't think I will"
As French : WTF did you join German Nazi in WW2. We told you not.
(True fact)
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 because of what happens with ww1 stupid
@@christophermichaelclarence6003 (insert Football joke)
Argentina apparently:
"Great effort in Falklands" - they lost in three months... tf???
"Most skilled black nation" - ARGIES AREN'T BLACK WTF? They're Spanish 🤨
They are more Italian than Spanish tho
And about the war it's probably because most of the ships sunken where British using crap old aircrafts (except for 6 super etendard)
Brazil literally fought a war to remove the dictators of Argentina and Uruguay, who wanted to annex Bolivia and Paraguay, and succeeded.
But no, ArGeNtInA iS pOwErFuLl BlAcK nAtIoN
Hate that meme
@@pablo2448 Argentina fought wars against Portuguese Empire, Serbia (Yugoslavia), French Empire, British Empire, Spanish Empire, USA (kind of), Brazilian Empire, Peruvian-Bolivian Confederation, Iraq, Paraguay, Chile, German mercenaries, terrorism on Haiti, etc.
Brazil only major wars were with Argentina (the war of Brazil/cisplatinian war), and Paraguay (triple alliance war), WW2 was important but Brazil barely sent soldiers.
@@pablo2448 In reality, Brazil wanted to expand its influence,the dictator Juan Manuel de Rosas(Former Governor of Buenos Aires)did not want Brazil to have influence over South America, exactly in the southern cone, since it is never good to have a neighbor with the ability to "recover" their claimed territories and come to have the military power to be at a similar level with Brazil(Argentina wanted to expand through Uruguay, since Uruguay was claimed by Argentina in addition to the fact that there was no defined nationality, Paraguay was also considered an Argentine province, the dictator "El restaurador del orden y de las leyes" wanted to reunify the "Las Provincias Unidas del Rio de la Plata" or just "La Plata" under the Argentinian flag including some Brazilian territories in the Amazon, if this ambition had been fulfilled right now there would be a kind of brazil version 2 in addition to a possible balkanization of brazil only if the dorrego plan had been considered.). We already know how it all ended, Brazil with a hegemony in the La Plata basin and with the indirect dissolution of the Argentine confederation (since 1831 until 1861)
@@cavallariraymondi6860 We were the country in South America that had sent more troops than anyone. We played a major role in breaking the defence in Italy.
And I know that Argentina has some major military conquests, I admit that, I just got angry over some stupid meme.
Your definition of Mussolini acting skills... Is absolutely perfect. I am Italian (yeah, and I just laughed so much) and you should be glad you don't understand his speeches. Advice if you want to hear some nonsense : speech for the declaration of war, 1940. It made no sense lol.
Also he jinxed himself from the start because he literally finished the speech saying:"Key word: win. And win we will!"
HAH
Vincere e Vinceremo
Literally:Win and we'll win
In better english: We have to win and we'll win
filthy commi
@@michelelembo1681 ma che sei serio? No, non sono comunista. Sono una persona con un cervello a cui non piace un governo dittatoriale guidato da un idiota codardo e crudele con manie di grandezza. Si chiama buonsenso, e conoscere la propria storia
1:04 i live in rome and the roads are famous for melting and have holes
person whos only heard of the 2 world wars: "im gonna make a war tier list of European countries (+ some others)"
Hold up, Brazil never really fought anyone? What about paraguay war?
0:49 Aww yeah! Gregor Mendel out here being a Gigachad dude. 😎
10:25
For anyone who was confused about this (including Drew, apparently), the USS Wisconsin was 1 of the 4 Iowa-class Battleships launched by the US. Their main guns had a diameter of 406mm (16 inches) and had a firing range of roughly 32.19 kilometers (20 miles). Just ONE shell could weigh roughly 400 lbs (and there was a plan to develop shells with nuclear warheads for the Iowa-class, but said plan was never implemented). In addition, their armor was, on average, about 10 inches (254 mm) thick.
In contrast, 105mm cannons were occasionally used as anti-tank guns, and could penetrate roughly 70mm of armor effectively.
In short, North Korea did a dumb, and the Wisconsin taught them this.
"Brazil never really fought anyone" tell Paraguay and the 20% men that were left alive in the country
3:18 Brazil did technically never
lost a “conflict” and also didn’t need other countries help to become independent, they also helped a lot during ww1 and ww2
They also fought during the empire times, the French, the British, the Argentinian, Netherlands and more countries , and also a lot of separatist, and still existed for a long time
3:30 i like that Sweden and Denmark are both in the “Wont even fight tier” even though they have the world record for most wars between two countries
Me as an Italian: *Wait a minute, that’s illegal*
But in all actual terms, it is kinda offensive. They are good memes but, still. Here are some facts/:
1. Italy did not have a bad army, it was well equipped, but their generals and some technology couldn’t do shiz
2. Italy did not exactly switch sides in WW2. After the oofing of Benito, a new government was installed, which had Italy join the Allies.
If your technology can't do shit, then how are you well equipped? And that's still Italy switching sides. Of course there's reasons for that, as for everything, but that doesn't change the fact. You're not completely disassociating everything a country did or does just because government suddenly changes.
@@Kath2378 bruh learn history
@@veyz11 ?
Wait, why is "tough" and "hussars" listed as weaknesses for poland?
"Don't watch if you are italian"
Me, an Italian: *what about I do anyway?*
3:19 Czechia being in won't even fight tier
Laughts in Hussites, 1648 battle of Prague, Czechoslovak legion and Czechoslovak troops in exile during WW2
3:26 the image: Czechoslovakia wont even fight
Czechoslovakian Legion who conquered major cities and logistics line through out Southern Russia: Am i a joke to you?
I think they meant how we didn't defend ourselves against the Germans in ww2. But they forgot to say that the Allies literally sold us out.
3:10 missing mongolia
+conquered 20% of the world
+almost all asians are in someway related to their founder
+somehow survived against china and russia and is still independent
+cool throat singing
That I would put at good tier since they didn't last long
@@hotman_pt_ technically they lasted 100 years during their golden age and pax mongolica lasted from 1206 to the 1360's or somewhere in that time frame meaning they easily outlasted the German empire which lasted from around the 1880's to if where pushing it 1945
@@fremzenec they really didn't do much management, they behaved poorly in that aspect. Apart from the mass murders, they really had a practically undefeatable army, but they couldn't manage the territory they covered
3:22 brazil actually have a real fight with italy and make one of the most of important parts to deafeat italy with just 25.000 soldiers, sooo brazil must be a little up here
As a czech i'm kinda insulted by the won't even fight tier. The brits, french, etc literally gave germany all of our defenses and most of our equipment.
Don’t know whether to cope for “useless coward unskilled soldiers” or Dante inventing a new language ('_' )
The Archimedes one is a reference to his supposed last words to a roman soldier: "Don't disturb my circles". He was trying to solve some geometry problem involving circles at the time. Then the roman killed him.
a unproven myth, like the British won WW, also a myth, without US they would have lost everything. It was funny after the war the Brit's on the table with the real winner, US/Russia, they could sit on the table but had no right whatsoever, in fact, they lost everything after the war!!no sorry, i forget they have still this child molesting Royals!!
Yeah like but couldn't he wait for him to solve it? He never knew what the solution was, that's so sad
My Grandma was prescribed meth in the 1960s. They called it ‘mommy’s little helper.’
She always said she only took it once because, “anything that makes you feel that good can’t be good for you”
Spain did OK in the Russian front in the ww2?
For being only few men's let alone in the front and capable of substaining many Russian attacks, that is OK? That is a very good
i like how the thumbnail says that argentina is the strongest black nation
5:36 Italians selling guns to early Turkish Republic
Brazil looking this and remembering the Paraguay war: am i a joke to you?
Just a quick reminder that Brazil was the only country on South America to send troops to europe in WW2, and if you go search for some of the nations that did declare war on Nazi Germany at the time most of them only did at the very end of the war.
0:16 Flashback to AI Dungeon Ep 3
3:50 In Denmark we made a movie about the invasion, it's about one and a half hour long, so approximately 25% as long as the invasion.
To be fair the Italian soldiers were brilliant and figures such as Rommel even said that, the problem was with the general staff, the incompetence, inter-service rivalry and Mussolini's pride and ignorance of the situation.
just finishing watching serie a lazio vs inter there was some small fighting after finishing watching the game "dont watch if you're italian" lol
3:10 Talking about colonial empires it is funny he put The Netherlands at bad tier when they were literally the most powerful country in the world in the 17th century
Not at all, since they just built their empire on the top of the Portuguese, and still were destroyed by the British
@@hotman_pt_ Just look up the golden age of The Netherlands and you know what I mean, they had literally a trading monopoly in East-Asia and absolutely ruled the seas. Maybe you shouldn't put The Netherlands at top tier, but the bad tier is just disrespectful only because we were bad in ww2
@@Buenosz8 even though I agree with last sentence, I don't consider them a power in colonization, since they just stole and copied others. The hegemony was won at the costs of the fragile portuguese empire because of the Iberian Union.
Underrated sure, but they were number 1 for trading empire not colonial. Similar to Portugal. 1689 marked the end of this since England overtook it in their new alliance for trading and colonialism
@@XXXTENTAClON227 goofy pfp
“Don’t watch if your Italian…”
watching while eating pasta already
Friendly reminder that Napoleon's France lost the Peninsular War against Spain and Portugal
3:06 Damn, Drew's visiting some shady boards on 4chan? This "tier list" was made by a turk who spammed it in every thread on /int/ and /pol/, each getting lambasted by absolutely everybody.
I think I speak for all my countrymen when I say that you can't talk about Italy war history without starting from the Roman Republic.
Got all the victory out of their systems early on
@@ProjectEkerTest33 Bruh...
@@ProjectEkerTest33 So true...But as a German, all I gotta say is; don't worry Italy, we're on the same page here🤣🤣🤣
@@gowoe Germany is in the god tier but they've kind of lost almost all the battles they've fought. Turkey god tier and in the Italian-Turkish war it was defeated
@@TechnoGuys99
They had two cracks at the world title, you can't take that away from them.
I want to say that Italy is in the top 10 armies of the world, Forza Italia
As far as I know, Albanian is extremely influenced by Latin to the point that most of it's vocabulary consists of Latin loanwords, yet it still retained it's own morphology, core vocabulary and phonetics. So it's more like the romanization was on its way but didn't succeed like in other parts like Dacia or Gallia, the Romans were close though.
Its not extrememy influenced. Its influenced the same way english is influenced by greek words. Mostly scientific and political/governmental terms
11:05 Un german we say: Wer zuerst kommt malt zuerst(First come, first served) Following the pope is right( the rebuplic of China is the only official China
Brazil
-Never thought anyone
Paraguay (1864-1870), Germany and Italy (1942): Are we a joke to you.
Me as czech feel offended… guess what meme offended me…
Czechs beaten:
- Franks
- HRE
- Whole crusaiders fifth times (Yes there were 5)
- Poland
- Hungary
- Hungary (republic)
- Austria
- Soviets
And that isnt all. This is only little what czechs did do.
(Edit. And we yeet fourth times peoples out of Prague town hall windows (fourth was not at town hall but it was yeet so count) so this is epic too)
Franks occupied the Duchy of Bohemia anyway. But yeah.
@@strasbourgeois1 like it is that frank trader was leader of that tribal union but… warriors were Bohemia (and more) so I take it as Bohemian victory
5:31 Lol what happened here
3:26 "most of the neutral nations" me as a Czech. 😳
"Brazil never really fought anyone"
Venezuela: yet..
Paraguay: 💀 *ptsd intensifies*
they call us stupids and cowards but you can never lose if you fight for both sides. UNDEFEATED!!
same with spain: 4:22
spain in spain history books:
spain in spain's colonies history books:
spain in european history books:
Every real Czech citizen knows that we are decent tier
"we lose every battle except the final one"
so basically rome in the punic war II
3:20 Brazil as "Never really fought anyone" just killing 2/3 of Paraguay,annihilating 90% of male population😐
1:29
I actually watched a documentary on this incident