General: "That's no good. No good at all!" Battler: "The only joke here is your hairstyle!" Beatrice: "The only joke here is the gold!" Virgilia: "The only joke here is your age!" Ronove: "The only joke here is your moustache!" Shannon: "The only joke here is your chest!" Kanon: "The only joke here is your personality!" (rude) Lucifer: "The only joke here is your outfit!" 410: "The only jokes here are your ears!" George: "The only joke here is your glasses!" Jessica: "The only joke here is your coughing!" (low blow tbh) Rosa: "The only joke here is your boyfriend!" (very much a low blow but she dserves it) Erika: "The only joke here is your swimsuit!" Dlanor: "The only jokes here are your cat eyes!" Will: "The only jokes here are your headaches!" B.Battler: "Stop impersonating my brother!" Ange: "The only joke here is your face!" (Ange have you not seen a mirror) Lambda: "The only joke here is your airheadedness!" Bern: "The only joke here is your tail!" Eva: "...Well, everything about you is a joke."
Late here, but I want to comment on the Jessica one; making fun of Jessica's cough isn't that low a blow, because Jessica actually started faking it in order to stop heated arguments. She still uses it for the same reason, but it has also become something of a bad habit now. So, when Ange calls Jessica's cough a joke, she isn't that wrong.
Holy shit some of these went straight for the jugular. Especially Shanon and Rosa. Like DAMN of all the things to taunt at you choose their deepest wounds to gouge at.
To Beatrice: "The only joke here is your gold!" To Shannon: "The only joke here are your boobs!" To Kanon: "The only joke here is your personality!" How to speedrun Umineko by destroying the soul of [secret character] in three quick and snappy lines.
TBH, episode 1 of the tea party low key gives you hints about, uh that, I won't spoil but if you know you know. But yea those lines are so funny when you play through the whole thing lol
@@nanopoi8145 she says "leave the jokes to your boyfriend", when rosa's backstory is that she was used by and left with a massive debt and a child by her boyfriend
![[UMINEKO] Battler's Ultimatum](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tsrLvId8uGg/mqdefault.jpg)
Ange roasts people in 1 minute and 16 seconds
ange to george: haha you have glasses :-)
ange to rosa: AND HE LEFT YOU CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR SNATCH IS NASTY
coulda said "leave the jokes to your parenting" but nooooo
@@beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574 imagine if maria was playable
"The only joke here is your stuffed toy!"
@enemyskill4286
"So, you have chosen death!"
"Your jordans, fake! Your haircut, ass!" etc.
The one with Shannon is just straight up mean considering her backstory
Lmao true
Broo she did not just say that shit to rosa 😭
Wow, she roasted me by saying leave your jokes to "Fight oh" not to mention she roasted me twice, looks like it's burger time again
Looks like someone deserved more attention than others
General: "That's no good. No good at all!"
Battler: "The only joke here is your hairstyle!"
Beatrice: "The only joke here is the gold!"
Virgilia: "The only joke here is your age!"
Ronove: "The only joke here is your moustache!"
Shannon: "The only joke here is your chest!"
Kanon: "The only joke here is your personality!" (rude)
Lucifer: "The only joke here is your outfit!"
410: "The only jokes here are your ears!"
George: "The only joke here is your glasses!"
Jessica: "The only joke here is your coughing!" (low blow tbh)
Rosa: "The only joke here is your boyfriend!" (very much a low blow but she dserves it)
Erika: "The only joke here is your swimsuit!"
Dlanor: "The only jokes here are your cat eyes!"
Will: "The only jokes here are your headaches!"
B.Battler: "Stop impersonating my brother!"
Ange: "The only joke here is your face!" (Ange have you not seen a mirror)
Lambda: "The only joke here is your airheadedness!"
Bern: "The only joke here is your tail!"
Eva: "...Well, everything about you is a joke."
THE EVA SLANDER LMAOOO
Late here, but I want to comment on the Jessica one; making fun of Jessica's cough isn't that low a blow, because Jessica actually started faking it in order to stop heated arguments. She still uses it for the same reason, but it has also become something of a bad habit now. So, when Ange calls Jessica's cough a joke, she isn't that wrong.
@@teubert2She isn't wrong about calling Shanon's chest a joke either...😅
So Lambdadelta is stupid, just like Satoko LOL.
why does she hate EVA ange lil sis she is the only reason you get a happy ending in any timeline
The true Rosa shots before Ange finish that Taunt.
I believe in Ange supremacy
Holy shit some of these went straight for the jugular. Especially Shanon and Rosa. Like DAMN of all the things to taunt at you choose their deepest wounds to gouge at.
Yoo Ange gotta specially roast EVA
“Just everything about u is a joke”
I love that the 2nd bern taunt is
Faito o~ asw 😂
I remember her best roast it's to Gaap. "Put a gap on your head , so your braincells can breath too". 💀
"😮" reaction right away
“Leave your jokes to your disposition.”
POOR KANON 😰
To Beatrice: "The only joke here is your gold!"
To Shannon: "The only joke here are your boobs!"
To Kanon: "The only joke here is your personality!"
How to speedrun Umineko by destroying the soul of [secret character] in three quick and snappy lines.
TBH, episode 1 of the tea party low key gives you hints about, uh that, I won't spoil but if you know you know. But yea those lines are so funny when you play through the whole thing lol
Ange the mistress of suffering really does have a sick sense of humor.
What doesn't kill you gives you trauma and a dark sense of humor
Ange-Beatrice:witch of the endless roasting
ange @ eva-beatrice: you're not a clown, you're the whole damn circus!
Leave the jokes to your asthma is crazy. Leave the jokes to your BF made me lose it 😭
Ange, Witch of Absolute Destruction
Nice! I've been wondering what they say for taunts and this is a good compilation.
Ange doesn't disappoint with her lines either.
Rosa did NOT deserve that 😭💀
What even were half of these,but the rosa one was in point(also roasting your own face nage damn gurl)
I like to imagine that if characters fought in this game, they’re having a debate as they fight. Whoever wins the debate wins the fight
Rosa reduced to smithereens, there can be no recovery
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Ooooooooooo
I love hearing Rina Sato’s voice!😄🤩😎👌
these were all pretty mid AND THEN SHE GOT TO ROSA
JESUS
What does she say?
@@nanopoi8145 she says "leave the jokes to your boyfriend", when rosa's backstory is that she was used by and left with a massive debt and a child by her boyfriend
The cough one was also pretty harsh
@@nanopoi8145 you can enable subtitles, it translates all of them ;)
Holy shit she obliterated Rosa!
That’s rich coming from a burger patty
I love Ange
The one against Evatrice... 😂
Ange destroyed Rosa before the battle even started, Jesus!
Bruh Rosa was straight up murdered
AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHA I love her
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Shannon: th-cam.com/video/0MGc2WWgIlk/w-d-xo.html
Can you do more character taunts to each other?
Np, it was in the plan.
No need for the Golden Witch to kill Rosa, Ange already murdered her
bricked rn
Ok Ange 😄🔫
oh!
oh!
Rosa 💀💀💀💀💀💀