5:55 I just LOVED this one! I would play this one in Quick Play mode OVER and OVER and OVER.... I loved it! 9:20 "This is not good for my image..." 10:36 Now THAT is how you REALLY do it!
Well, here I go. Just believe in myself. - Whee! - [crowd clamorous] [gasping] [grunting] [exclaiming] - Uh-oh! [screaming] - [files buzzing] [slow motion scream] [yelps] [gasps] [shrieks] [Unikitty exclaiming] [crowd cheers] [DinoDude] He's got it! I can't believe my eyes! Dude, that was a mad! Sick: Radical Awesomeness. And I hereby declare you: The King of all Skaters! [citizens] All hail The Skate King! - [citizens chanting] Skate King! - Wow! Me? Skate King? - You earned it, Your Majesty. - [gasps]
OK, let's get this show on the road! - Long range Parade Scanners Online. - [Puppycorn] I'm not old enough to drive! - [mimics engine hums] - [Hawkodile] Whoo! Let’s do it! - [Richard] Buckle up, everyone. - Good call, Rick. Safety first. - [seatbelts clicking] - Let’s ride! [engine revving] FLOAT ON [engine revving] - [all whooping] - [Unikitty] Yeah! [crowd cheers] [excitedly] Whoo-hoo! This is the best day of my life! I love Parades so much! [sobbing hysterically] [high-pitched squealing] Oh, what a Parade. What a lovely Parade! It would be a shame, if someone ruins it! [laughs maniacally] - I hope no one ruins it. - We talked about this, Brock. I'm gonna ruin it ‘cause Parade Day is Unikitty’s favourite day of the year. I thought everyday was her favourite day of the year. Exactly. And today will be her worst favourite day of the year! [engine starting] [engine revving] [revving stops] - [squeaking] - Anytime, Old Man! - [loud honk] - Huh? [hyperventilating heavily] - Oh! [grunts] - Ah, you gotta be kiddin’ me. Oh, I got you. OK, OK, OK. There you go. There you go. - Bye, Dad. Bye. I love you. - Let's try this again. [engine revving] - Whoo-hoo! [laughs] - Yeah! All right.
OK, gang! We’re doin’ great. I'm sure The Perfect Spot is right around the corner. The Perfect Spot Right around the corner. Right around this corner. - [wearily] Right around the corner. - [wind whistling] [wearily] Right around this corner. - [groaning] Right around this corner. - [rain pouring] [Unikitty panting] Right around this corner. [all groan] Ugh. I can't go around any more corners. [wearily] Wait! There’s no more corners to be around. We're all out of corners! - [all gasp] - [Hawkodile] Wait, what? I don't understand. The Perfect Spot should be right here. Rick, why did you lie to us? We came all this way - for a legend, a myth, a ruse. - Oh, Perfect Spot! - Please! Send us a sign! - [Dr. Fox] Like that one? The Perfect Spot THIS WAY! 🔜 Oh, yeah. Hurray! I knew we'd find it. Never doubted you for a second, Rick.
- [all exclaim] - [dolphins chittering] The Perfect Spot. It's even more beautiful than I imagined! [Puppycorn] We can finally have our beach fun. But first, I hereby proclaim this spot Unikitty Beach. - A place free, for everyone, to enjoy their... - [Master Frown whistling] - [Unikitty yelps] - [gasps] What the…? Not so fast! DROP [all exclaim] [laughs maniacally] No one escapes the authority of lifeguard-in-trainin’ Master Frown! - Wait a minute. - [laughs maniacally] Master Frown hasn't put his towel down. Sorry, Master Frown! But you don't get to make the rules at this beach! - Not if I claim it, first! - Oh, no, you don’t! [funky instrumental music playing] - [Unikitty grunts] - [Master Frown groans] Ha! [exclaims] Ha! - Beach attack! - [all yelling] [grunts] [exclaims, grunts] [Hawkodile grunting] [grunting] [screaming] No! - [dolphin chittering] - [grunts] [gasps] [yelling angrily] Eh! [exclaims] Don't worry, sis. I've got this. - Come on, Ocean! Smite my enemy! - [waves splashing] - [Puppycorn gasping] - Good try, lil’ bro. [smooches] - [Master Frown grunts] - [Dr. Fox] Hyah! Hey, Master Frown. How about some sports? What... [grunts] Brock! Help me! Uh… Right. OK. Junior-Junior-Assistant-LifeGuard Brock on it! Remember, your trainin’! - [inhaling deeply] - [romantic song plays] Brock, stop! I’m not drownin’, you dummy! Remain calm, sir! Or Ma’am. I am a professional.
Don't listen to him, my lil’ sweetie. I know, you're gonna be the best candy. - Come on, let's get you ready to win! - Bun! [♪ Nick Keller: Delicious Candy Heroes] ♪ Awaken, Young Lions Strike from above ♪ ♪ You're envoys of flavour Knights armed with love ♪ ♪ With zest for the Crown I know that we can win! ♪ ♪ Kick! Punch! Pow! Yum! ♪ ♪ Skimmin’ Seas, and Crossin’ Skies ♪ ♪ Fists Clashin’ near and far ♪ ♪ Be the hero, I know that you are ♪ ♪ You're my delicious Candy Star! ♪ ♪ Friend, we’re quite the crew ♪ ♪ Yum! Yum! Yum! ♪ ♪ And you know, I love you ♪ ♪ We're punchin’ baddies in the wazoo ♪ ♪ A fighters, don't be late ‘Cause winnin’ tastes ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ So ♪ - ♪ Great! ♪ - [song ends]
Map, map! It won’t stick. That’s ‘cause you gotta hammer it. - [robot exclaims] - [Hawkodile] Attention, citizens. We’re about to do some intense Hidin’ n Seekin’. So make sure your hammies are stretched! And your glutes are flexed! - [collective] Whoa! - [Townsperson grunts] As I was announcin’, this game is a distraction from more productive uses of our time. Oh, don’t you worry, Richard. This won’t take long. [whispering indistinctly] I usually find everybody really, really fast. Because I’m really, really good at this. Anyway, enough talk. [normal] Let’s start the game! [citizens] Yeah! [zooming] Good luck, everyone! You better hide, Richard. No. There’s some enchantin’ paperwork, just callin’ my name right now.
Kingdom Of Kuddles [Richard] We're gettin’ closer to The Perfect Spot, but we have to pass through The Kingdom of Kuddles. Well, that doesn't sound so bad. [door creaks and slams] - Where is everyone? - [echoes] Hello? [door slams] [claws clinking] [Dr. Fox gasps] Oh, no! They've blocked the path! Why do they call this The Kingdom of Kuddles? Oh, it’s The Kingdom of Pinches. - My bad. - [all exclaim] Wait… - [all yelp] - Our butts are gonna get pinched! [rumbling] [all] Crabatar! [clicking] No, you step aside. And don't call me: “Babe”. [claws clicking] [claws clinking] [Puppycorn] What is happenin’? The crabs have declared me their almighty ClawQueen. - You may proceed. - [Unikitty] Thanks, Crabatar. Come on, guys. Let’s jet! [all cheer] Excellent work, Crabatar. Crabatar, are you comin’? I belong here. With my people. - Good luck on your journey, Doctor. - I understand. We'll never forget you, Your Majesty.
[Unikitty] Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! Hey, guys. It’s almost time for Yearly Vacation! - [cackles] - Oh, boy! It’s that time of year already. Oh, boy. It's that time of year already. By my calculations, considerin’ sightseein’, fun activities, and tastin’ exotic food, each one of our trips has been better than the last. [happily] I think this year's gonna be the best ever!
See, Master Frown? Everythin’ worked out in the end! [singsong] 🎵 Oh, yeah! I’m back! 🎵 🎵 My new cloak is so black! 🎵 Yes! I’m glad we gotta help each other out today! Yay! Oh, yeah, right. I planned the whole thin’. Totally, I didn’t need your help at all. - Nailed it? - [giggles] Yeah, you did. - [Unikitty smooches] - Ah! See you next time. That’s right! You haven’t seen the last of me! Master Frown! The greatest DoomLord of all… - [screaming] - [bird squawking]
[amplified] Excuse me. Hi, welcome to The Kingdom, Mr. Volcano. You doin’ OK? - [volcano] No! - Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, if you can do me a favor, and not destroy The Kingdom? I'll bring you somethin’ nice to cheer you up. Mmm. OK, I guess… But you better be quick! - Because I'm feelin’ real fussy! - Great. Thanks. - We'll be right there. - Quick-thinkin’, Princess.
At least someone should get a wish before it burns out. - Sis, what are you doin’? - Lil' bro, we can't beat him. He's just too powerful. - Sis, no! - [laughs evilly] So, what are you gonna wish for? [laughs evilly] It's a good one! Everyone is gonna be frownin’ for years! I wish that no one could ever make a Birthday Wish again! [sobbing] No! [inhales sharply] [blows] Happy Birthda…! [screaming] [Puppycorn] Whoa! And that's why you don't say, “You’re wish out loud”. - Oh, ancient Birthday law. - Lil’ bro? - Are you ready to make your Birthday Wish? - Yes. [inhales sharply] [blows] - [explodes] - [both gasping] [both exclaiming] [lightning crackling] [laughing gleefully] A ball? After all that, you wished for a ball? Not just any ball. This one has my name on it. Sweet! Nice wish, lil' bro.
[thunder crashes] [cell phone rings] Hey, this is Batman. [Batman] No, this is Batman. Give me back my suit. Ma'am, I still cannot understand you. Would you take a throat lozenge or somethin’? - [Batman] Bat-Hang Up. - [Master Frown laughs evilly]
[laughs maniacally] They thought it was nuts! It was snakes. - Classic! Sorry to burst your bubble. - [citizens exclaim] - [loud pop] - Oh, man! There’s gum in my hair.
Luckily, I always pack a Spare Submarine on Beach Days. [Unikitty] Perfect! Goodbye Beach, Hello Adventure! - [all cheer] - [sonar honking] [sonar pinging] [Dr. Fox] Accordin’ to Captain BoneyBeard's Map, we need to defeat the mythical White Whale's Challenge to learn the location of The Treasure Chest's Key, which is guarded by Mermaids, who will tell us the location of The Treasure Chest. [Unikitty gasps] Mermaids? Ooh! I'm so excited! I've always wanted to see a Mermaid! Yeah, cool. But where in all the ocean are we gonna find a White Whale? [Richard] Maybe that White Whale over there knows.
- [harp glissando] - [rainbow] Ah! [both] Whoa! You know, maybe bein’ regular old Master Frown is all I need. - Aw. Welcome back, my dude. - Aw, yay! Everythin’ is back to normal! I’m so proud of you, Master Frown! - Yeah. Whatever. Don’t get used to it. - [smooches] Thanks for changin’ the world back from an apocalyptic wasteland, buddy. Yeah. I guess, that was pretty cool of me. Now, come on, everybody! Get Master Frown a kiss! - What? - [DinoDude smooches] - No! - [BimBom smooches] - Gross! - [Brennan Gerry smooches] - I love you! [smooching, giggling] - Thanks, bro, ham! [smooches] - [smooches] Thanks, Master Frown! - [smooches] You are a good boy! - Eww! I hate this. - Oh, we love you, too. - I regret everythin’! - [both smooching] - [Unikitty] Hurray! - [Master Frown sobbing] Nice. [closing theme music playing] ENGLISH SDH
[♪ Nick Keller: Mrs. Ice Pop] ♪ If it's summer time And the heat is hot ♪ ♪ I've got just the thin’ To hit the spot ♪ ♪ What's the treat that Can't be topped? ♪ [both] ♪ Mrs. Ice Pop Non-Dairy Dessert Ice Pops! ♪ Oh, Mrs. Ice Pop's ice pops are my favorite in the world! Oh, how I wish I could meet Mrs. Ice Pop and shake her cold, frozen, wonderful hand. [Townsperson] Hey, did you hear? There's a big thin’ in the middle of town. Everyone's gonna go look at it. - Ooh! Can we look at it, too? - What am I? A "thing" police? Come on.
[🎵 Nick Keller: Brock’s Song] [singsong] Hey, I’m Brock, and I’m ready to rock. I’m grey, I’m large, I’m definitely in charge. I’m bird of a feather wanna touch the sky. I have a lucky dream, and the dream is to fly! Lift me! Whee! [Master Frown clones] Brock! Brock! Brock! - Brock! Brock! Brock! - [chuckles] Yeah! - Brock! Brock! - [wakes up] Hu… What? - Wake up! We’re here. - [gasps] Oh, yeah!
- Time for Batman to… - [cell phone rings] - Oh, man, this… Hello? - [Batman] OK, it's me again. Don't hang up. I took a throat lozenge. Is this any better? Can you hear me now? Look, lady, if this is some kind of a prank where you make grunts and animal noises into the phone, it's not funny. Unsubscribe! [Batman] Wait! Stop! I said: Don’t Hang…
Oh, yeah! Thanks for believin’ in me, guys. I got a good feelin’ about my pilot’s test. - [Stocko] Amazin’! - [Num] Good job, my son. [thud] Hey, thanks, guys. That was fun. Hey, teach. I did it. I flew the whole test by myself. Just like a big boy. - I had good for you. - So I passed right? Oh, no. You failed the second you took off without me. Plus, you destroyed: - A QuarterBillionDollar Airplane. - [airplane crackling] - So, no? - Fair enough. Well, I guess I’ll see you again: Next Week For A Retest. - [chuckles] Yeah. - Another free flight, everyone! - [all] Yeah! - [Richard moans]
The Desert Of Hot Sand [sizzling] [Richard] This is the first Beachy Challenge, The Desert of Hot Sand. No barren foot has ever survived its brutal crossin’. - Ow. - I got this, guys. Hop on. Let's dominate! Whoo! [Hawkodile groaning] A pain is just weakness leavin’ the body. [groaning] Too hot! Ow! Ow! Way too hot! Way too hot! [screams] Hawkodile can't do it alone. Everybody, run! [all groaning and screaming] [Hawkodile] Whoa! Ow! Don't worry, I got this. [all] Ow! Ow! Ow! [all sighing in relief] Now, that was excitin’. Onward, Beach Quest! Wipeout Cove [waves splashing] [Richard] Behold, the treacherous seas of Wipeout Cove. These perilous waves have sunken many ships. Well, it looks like that guy made it, OK? - [epic instrumental music playing] - [Skeleton] Ahoy! - Ahoy, Captain! - Luckily for us, we aren't usin’ a ship - ‘cause we have boogie boards! - [music playing] - [all] Whee! - [waves splashing] - [Richard screams] - [all cheering] - [ocean] Catch me! - I finally got you, ocean! [screams] [grunts] [both gasp] [all screaming in panic] [Richard retching] [all screaming] [music stops] That was awesome. Let's go again. [smack]
You know, even though I did all that amazing stuff, I'm not even tired. I must be better than I thought. - [thunder crashes] - [yelps] A Ghost! [screams] It's The Ghost of Wipeout's past! Quick! Throw a towel at it! - [gasps] More Ghosts! - What? I'm not a Ghost! - That's exactly what a Ghost would say. - Wait, I'll show you.
[Puppycorn] Hi, my name is Puppycorn. And I have a problem. My whole life, I've been obsessed with pressin’ buttons. I try not to press them, but they're so shiny, and twinkly, and pressy-downy when you touch 'em! These ones made the coolest noises. So I pressed one. And another. And another. And another! [electronic music playing] Puppycorn, hit the thrusters! - [alarm blaring] - [screaming] [loud explosion] It's OK, Puppycorn. We all know your devotion to fresh beats. What about you, Richard? Anythin’ you need to tell us about explodin’ the ship? Anythin’…? Well, actually... Richard Checklist ✅ PERFECT Richard Perfect. So I did everythin’ right? - Hey! Quit it. - All right, no one likes a showoff. Well, I guess in the end. We’re all responsible for the mission goin’ wrong. Me changin’ the flight plan, Puppycorn hittin’ the buttons, Dr. Fox and Dave, Hawk not being a real pilot, and Richard for lettin’ us get in the spaceship in the first place. Hey, but at least, we all failed together. Right, Puppycorn? [dramatic music playing] ESCAPE POD EXPLOSION [all screaming] Puppycorn, no! [explodes] SIMULATION OVER! And that's why we're never goin’ into space. You can say that again. SIMULATION OVER! And that's why we should've done the simulation before we went into space. - Yeah! - Uh-huh. Yep, totally right. [groaning] I believe that's why I suggested that long ago.
Hey, buddy! Me, and Luigi just invented usselves a new game. You wanna play? I don’t know, Mater. Is it anything like Tractor Tippin’? Nah, expectin’ in how badly you’re gonna lose. That sounds like a challenge. And I can’t back down from a challenge. [man] Where’d the letter go? Bounce the correct missing letter to Lui… “A”. Hubcap. Hubcap. Great! Track. “C”. Track. Great! Funnel. “N”. Funnel. Right! “N”. “C”. Jack. Great! Clamp. “L”. Clamp. Right! Hook. “O”. Hook. Right! Wrench. “R”. Wrench. Right! “C”. Pump. “M”. Pump. Right! Spoiler. “E”. Spoiler. Right! “X”. “X”. Brush. “S”. Brush. Right! “X”. “D”. Ladder. Right! Tire. “I”. Tire. Right! Corn. “O”. Corn. Right! “A”. Flag. Great! Cactus. “T”. “T”. Cactus. Right! Pliers. “T”. “R”. Pliers. Right! “R”. “A”. Mirror. “G”. Right! Hood. “G”. - “O”. - [crashes] Whoa! - Ouch! - [man] Hood. Great! “P”. “E”. Bumper. Right! “D”. “R”. Screw. Right! Gear. “A”. “A”. “B”. Gear. Right! “B”. Kite. “I”. Kite. Great! Ball. “L”. Ball. Great! Ka-chow! Howdy, Red! Whoo-whee! That felt good. Sure is a scorcher today. Come on, Red, try and catch me. Let’s see what you got, big fella. [man] Helps McQueen avoid Red water spray for one minute! Use the joystick to move McQueen left or right. Collectin’ as many checkered flags, as you can now. [water spraying] I’m quicker than quick! - [Lightning vibrating] - [Mater laughing] [continues spraying] I’m quicker than quick! - [Lightning vibrating] - [Mater laughing] [continues spraying] [stops spraying] - [man] Times up! - Ka-chow! Ha! I was just thinkin’ about how funny it was when you tried to race Doc over at Willy’s Butte and I had to pull you outta the cactuses. - You just love bringin’ that up, don’t you? - Come on, I wanna see you try it again. ‘Course you’ll have to get there first, and I got some surprises just hidden along the way... Huh? [Mater] I'm gonna tell you about my shapes, you gotta find them. Remember, the colors and don't mess up the order, OK? [engine revving] Now that's what I'm talkin’ about! I’m quicker than quick! Ka-chow! I’m quicker than quick! Ka-chow! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! [man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn. [engine revving] [tires squeal] [Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn! I'm gonna tell you about my shapes, you gotta find them. Remember, the colors and don't mess up the order, OK? Ka-chow! I’m quicker than quick! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! I’m quicker than quick! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! I’m quicker than quick! This is not good for my image. Ka-chow! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! [man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn. [engine revving] [tires squeal] [Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn! I'm gonna tell you about my shapes, you gotta find them. Remember, the colors and don't mess up the order, OK? Ka-chow! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! I’m quicker than quick! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! I’m quicker than quick! Ka-chow! This is not good for my image. I’m quicker than quick! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! This is not good for my image. Ka-chow! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! I’m quicker than quick! Ka-chow! [man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn. [engine revving] [tires squeal] [Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn! [man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn. [engine revving] [tires squeal] [Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn! Winning’s my destiny. What can I say? Ka-chow! Aw, shoot! I thought I was gonna get to tow you out again. Sorry to disappoint you Mater, but I am Lightning McQueen... ...and that’s how it’s done! Ka-ching! Ka-pow! THE END
5:55 I just LOVED this one! I would play this one in Quick Play mode OVER and OVER and OVER.... I loved it! 9:20 "This is not good for my image..." 10:36 Now THAT is how you REALLY do it!
Same. The fucking nostalgia
Well, here I go. Just believe in myself.
- Whee! - [crowd clamorous]
[gasping]
[grunting]
[exclaiming]
- Uh-oh! [screaming] - [files buzzing]
[slow motion scream]
[yelps]
[gasps]
[shrieks]
[Unikitty exclaiming]
[crowd cheers]
[DinoDude] He's got it! I can't believe my eyes!
Dude, that was a mad! Sick: Radical Awesomeness.
And I hereby declare you: The King of all Skaters!
[citizens] All hail The Skate King!
- [citizens chanting] Skate King! - Wow! Me? Skate King?
- You earned it, Your Majesty. - [gasps]
OK, let's get this show on the road!
- Long range Parade Scanners Online. - [Puppycorn] I'm not old enough to drive!
- [mimics engine hums] - [Hawkodile] Whoo! Let’s do it!
- [Richard] Buckle up, everyone. - Good call, Rick. Safety first.
- [seatbelts clicking] - Let’s ride!
[engine revving]
FLOAT ON
[engine revving]
- [all whooping] - [Unikitty] Yeah!
[crowd cheers]
[excitedly] Whoo-hoo! This is the best day of my life!
I love Parades so much! [sobbing hysterically]
[high-pitched squealing]
Oh, what a Parade. What a lovely Parade!
It would be a shame, if someone ruins it!
[laughs maniacally]
- I hope no one ruins it. - We talked about this, Brock.
I'm gonna ruin it ‘cause Parade Day is Unikitty’s favourite day of the year.
I thought everyday was her favourite day of the year.
Exactly. And today will be her worst favourite day of the year!
[engine starting]
[engine revving]
[revving stops]
- [squeaking] - Anytime, Old Man!
- [loud honk] - Huh? [hyperventilating heavily]
- Oh! [grunts] - Ah, you gotta be kiddin’ me.
Oh, I got you. OK, OK, OK.
There you go. There you go.
- Bye, Dad. Bye. I love you. - Let's try this again.
[engine revving]
- Whoo-hoo! [laughs] - Yeah! All right.
OK, gang! We’re doin’ great.
I'm sure The Perfect Spot is right around the corner.
The Perfect Spot
Right around the corner.
Right around this corner.
- [wearily] Right around the corner. - [wind whistling]
[wearily] Right around this corner.
- [groaning] Right around this corner. - [rain pouring]
[Unikitty panting] Right around this corner.
[all groan]
Ugh. I can't go around any more corners.
[wearily] Wait! There’s no more corners to be around. We're all out of corners!
- [all gasp] - [Hawkodile] Wait, what?
I don't understand. The Perfect Spot should be right here.
Rick, why did you lie to us? We came all this way
- for a legend, a myth, a ruse. - Oh, Perfect Spot!
- Please! Send us a sign! - [Dr. Fox] Like that one?
The Perfect Spot THIS WAY! 🔜
Oh, yeah. Hurray!
I knew we'd find it. Never doubted you for a second, Rick.
The first time I had a v.smile was in kindergarten. I had this game and some more.
- [all exclaim] - [dolphins chittering]
The Perfect Spot. It's even more beautiful than I imagined!
[Puppycorn] We can finally have our beach fun.
But first, I hereby proclaim this spot Unikitty Beach.
- A place free, for everyone, to enjoy their... - [Master Frown whistling]
- [Unikitty yelps] - [gasps] What the…?
Not so fast!
DROP
[all exclaim]
[laughs maniacally]
No one escapes the authority of lifeguard-in-trainin’ Master Frown!
- Wait a minute. - [laughs maniacally]
Master Frown hasn't put his towel down.
Sorry, Master Frown! But you don't get to make the rules at this beach!
- Not if I claim it, first! - Oh, no, you don’t!
[funky instrumental music playing]
- [Unikitty grunts] - [Master Frown groans]
Ha! [exclaims]
Ha!
- Beach attack! - [all yelling]
[grunts]
[exclaims, grunts]
[Hawkodile grunting]
[grunting]
[screaming] No!
- [dolphin chittering] - [grunts]
[gasps]
[yelling angrily]
Eh! [exclaims]
Don't worry, sis. I've got this.
- Come on, Ocean! Smite my enemy! - [waves splashing]
- [Puppycorn gasping] - Good try, lil’ bro. [smooches]
- [Master Frown grunts] - [Dr. Fox] Hyah!
Hey, Master Frown. How about some sports?
What... [grunts]
Brock! Help me!
Uh… Right. OK.
Junior-Junior-Assistant-LifeGuard Brock on it! Remember, your trainin’!
- [inhaling deeply] - [romantic song plays]
Brock, stop! I’m not drownin’, you dummy!
Remain calm, sir! Or Ma’am. I am a professional.
Don't listen to him, my lil’ sweetie. I know, you're gonna be the best candy.
- Come on, let's get you ready to win! - Bun!
[♪ Nick Keller: Delicious Candy Heroes]
♪ Awaken, Young Lions Strike from above ♪
♪ You're envoys of flavour Knights armed with love ♪
♪ With zest for the Crown I know that we can win! ♪
♪ Kick! Punch! Pow! Yum! ♪
♪ Skimmin’ Seas, and Crossin’ Skies ♪
♪ Fists Clashin’ near and far ♪
♪ Be the hero, I know that you are ♪
♪ You're my delicious Candy Star! ♪
♪ Friend, we’re quite the crew ♪
♪ Yum! Yum! Yum! ♪
♪ And you know, I love you ♪
♪ We're punchin’ baddies in the wazoo ♪
♪ A fighters, don't be late ‘Cause winnin’ tastes ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ So ♪
- ♪ Great! ♪ - [song ends]
Map, map! It won’t stick.
That’s ‘cause you gotta hammer it.
- [robot exclaims] - [Hawkodile] Attention, citizens.
We’re about to do some intense Hidin’ n Seekin’.
So make sure your hammies are stretched! And your glutes are flexed!
- [collective] Whoa! - [Townsperson grunts]
As I was announcin’,
this game is a distraction from more productive uses of our time.
Oh, don’t you worry, Richard. This won’t take long.
[whispering indistinctly] I usually find everybody really, really fast.
Because I’m really, really good at this.
Anyway, enough talk. [normal] Let’s start the game!
[citizens] Yeah! [zooming]
Good luck, everyone! You better hide, Richard.
No. There’s some enchantin’ paperwork, just callin’ my name right now.
Wasn't there a level where you had to light up the neon signs?
I remember that
Kingdom Of Kuddles
[Richard] We're gettin’ closer to The Perfect Spot,
but we have to pass through The Kingdom of Kuddles.
Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
[door creaks and slams]
- Where is everyone? - [echoes] Hello?
[door slams]
[claws clinking]
[Dr. Fox gasps] Oh, no! They've blocked the path!
Why do they call this The Kingdom of Kuddles?
Oh, it’s The Kingdom of Pinches.
- My bad. - [all exclaim] Wait…
- [all yelp] - Our butts are gonna get pinched!
[rumbling]
[all] Crabatar!
[clicking]
No, you step aside. And don't call me: “Babe”.
[claws clicking]
[claws clinking]
[Puppycorn] What is happenin’?
The crabs have declared me their almighty ClawQueen.
- You may proceed. - [Unikitty] Thanks, Crabatar.
Come on, guys. Let’s jet!
[all cheer]
Excellent work, Crabatar. Crabatar, are you comin’?
I belong here. With my people.
- Good luck on your journey, Doctor. - I understand.
We'll never forget you, Your Majesty.
This *inhale* game *inhale* is *inhale* …AWSOME!
[Unikitty] Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!
Hey, guys. It’s almost time for Yearly Vacation!
- [cackles] - Oh, boy! It’s that time of year already.
Oh, boy. It's that time of year already.
By my calculations,
considerin’ sightseein’,
fun activities,
and tastin’ exotic food,
each one of our trips has been better than the last.
[happily] I think this year's gonna be the best ever!
10:46 Mater: Hoo-wee! That was a nice turn.
10:06 WOAH! AOUCH! LMFAO
See, Master Frown? Everythin’ worked out in the end!
[singsong] 🎵 Oh, yeah! I’m back! 🎵
🎵 My new cloak is so black! 🎵 Yes!
I’m glad we gotta help each other out today! Yay!
Oh, yeah, right. I planned the whole thin’. Totally, I didn’t need your help at all.
- Nailed it? - [giggles] Yeah, you did.
- [Unikitty smooches] - Ah!
See you next time.
That’s right! You haven’t seen the last of me!
Master Frown! The greatest DoomLord of all…
- [screaming] - [bird squawking]
[amplified] Excuse me.
Hi, welcome to The Kingdom, Mr. Volcano. You doin’ OK?
- [volcano] No! - Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, if you can do me a favor, and not destroy The Kingdom?
I'll bring you somethin’ nice to cheer you up.
Mmm. OK, I guess… But you better be quick!
- Because I'm feelin’ real fussy! - Great. Thanks.
- We'll be right there. - Quick-thinkin’, Princess.
At least someone should get a wish before it burns out.
- Sis, what are you doin’? - Lil' bro,
we can't beat him. He's just too powerful.
- Sis, no! - [laughs evilly]
So, what are you gonna wish for?
[laughs evilly] It's a good one!
Everyone is gonna be frownin’ for years!
I wish that no one could ever make a Birthday Wish again!
[sobbing] No!
[inhales sharply]
[blows] Happy Birthda…!
[screaming]
[Puppycorn] Whoa!
And that's why you don't say, “You’re wish out loud”.
- Oh, ancient Birthday law. - Lil’ bro?
- Are you ready to make your Birthday Wish? - Yes.
[inhales sharply]
[blows]
- [explodes] - [both gasping]
[both exclaiming]
[lightning crackling]
[laughing gleefully]
A ball? After all that, you wished for a ball?
Not just any ball. This one has my name on it.
Sweet! Nice wish, lil' bro.
[thunder crashes]
[cell phone rings]
Hey, this is Batman.
[Batman] No, this is Batman. Give me back my suit.
Ma'am, I still cannot understand you.
Would you take a throat lozenge or somethin’?
- [Batman] Bat-Hang Up. - [Master Frown laughs evilly]
[laughs maniacally]
They thought it was nuts! It was snakes.
- Classic! Sorry to burst your bubble. - [citizens exclaim]
- [loud pop] - Oh, man! There’s gum in my hair.
Luckily, I always pack a Spare Submarine on Beach Days.
[Unikitty] Perfect! Goodbye Beach, Hello Adventure!
- [all cheer] - [sonar honking]
[sonar pinging]
[Dr. Fox] Accordin’ to Captain BoneyBeard's Map,
we need to defeat the mythical White Whale's Challenge
to learn the location of The Treasure Chest's Key,
which is guarded by Mermaids,
who will tell us the location of The Treasure Chest.
[Unikitty gasps] Mermaids?
Ooh! I'm so excited! I've always wanted to see a Mermaid!
Yeah, cool. But where in all the ocean are we gonna find a White Whale?
[Richard] Maybe that White Whale over there knows.
- [harp glissando] - [rainbow] Ah!
[both] Whoa!
You know, maybe bein’ regular old Master Frown is all I need.
- Aw. Welcome back, my dude. - Aw, yay!
Everythin’ is back to normal! I’m so proud of you, Master Frown!
- Yeah. Whatever. Don’t get used to it. - [smooches]
Thanks for changin’ the world back from an apocalyptic wasteland, buddy.
Yeah. I guess, that was pretty cool of me.
Now, come on, everybody! Get Master Frown a kiss!
- What? - [DinoDude smooches]
- No! - [BimBom smooches]
- Gross! - [Brennan Gerry smooches]
- I love you! [smooching, giggling] - Thanks, bro, ham! [smooches]
- [smooches] Thanks, Master Frown! - [smooches] You are a good boy!
- Eww! I hate this. - Oh, we love you, too.
- I regret everythin’! - [both smooching]
- [Unikitty] Hurray! - [Master Frown sobbing]
Nice.
[closing theme music playing]
ENGLISH SDH
[♪ Nick Keller: Mrs. Ice Pop]
♪ If it's summer time And the heat is hot ♪
♪ I've got just the thin’ To hit the spot ♪
♪ What's the treat that Can't be topped? ♪
[both] ♪ Mrs. Ice Pop Non-Dairy Dessert Ice Pops! ♪
Oh, Mrs. Ice Pop's ice pops are my favorite in the world!
Oh, how I wish I could meet Mrs. Ice Pop
and shake her cold, frozen, wonderful hand.
[Townsperson] Hey, did you hear?
There's a big thin’ in the middle of town. Everyone's gonna go look at it.
- Ooh! Can we look at it, too? - What am I? A "thing" police? Come on.
[🎵 Nick Keller: Brock’s Song]
[singsong] Hey, I’m Brock, and I’m ready to rock.
I’m grey, I’m large, I’m definitely in charge.
I’m bird of a feather wanna touch the sky.
I have a lucky dream, and the dream is to fly!
Lift me! Whee!
[Master Frown clones] Brock! Brock! Brock!
- Brock! Brock! Brock! - [chuckles] Yeah!
- Brock! Brock! - [wakes up] Hu… What?
- Wake up! We’re here. - [gasps] Oh, yeah!
11:24 i like that 3 second song
The letter Z is called “Zed” instead.
- Time for Batman to… - [cell phone rings]
- Oh, man, this… Hello? - [Batman] OK, it's me again.
Don't hang up. I took a throat lozenge.
Is this any better? Can you hear me now?
Look, lady, if this is some kind of a prank
where you make grunts and animal noises into the phone,
it's not funny. Unsubscribe!
[Batman] Wait! Stop! I said: Don’t Hang…
1:39 Nope
3:02 Not That
3:12 Not That
Oh, yeah! Thanks for believin’ in me, guys.
I got a good feelin’ about my pilot’s test.
- [Stocko] Amazin’! - [Num] Good job, my son.
[thud]
Hey, thanks, guys. That was fun.
Hey, teach. I did it.
I flew the whole test by myself. Just like a big boy.
- I had good for you. - So I passed right?
Oh, no. You failed the second you took off without me.
Plus, you destroyed:
- A QuarterBillionDollar Airplane. - [airplane crackling]
- So, no? - Fair enough.
Well, I guess I’ll see you again: Next Week For A Retest.
- [chuckles] Yeah. - Another free flight, everyone!
- [all] Yeah! - [Richard moans]
The Desert Of Hot Sand
[sizzling]
[Richard] This is the first Beachy Challenge, The Desert of Hot Sand.
No barren foot has ever survived its brutal crossin’.
- Ow. - I got this, guys. Hop on.
Let's dominate! Whoo!
[Hawkodile groaning] A pain is just weakness leavin’ the body.
[groaning] Too hot!
Ow! Ow! Way too hot! Way too hot! [screams]
Hawkodile can't do it alone. Everybody, run!
[all groaning and screaming]
[Hawkodile] Whoa! Ow!
Don't worry, I got this.
[all] Ow! Ow! Ow!
[all sighing in relief]
Now, that was excitin’. Onward, Beach Quest!
Wipeout Cove
[waves splashing]
[Richard] Behold, the treacherous seas of Wipeout Cove.
These perilous waves have sunken many ships.
Well, it looks like that guy made it, OK?
- [epic instrumental music playing] - [Skeleton] Ahoy!
- Ahoy, Captain! - Luckily for us, we aren't usin’ a ship
- ‘cause we have boogie boards! - [music playing]
- [all] Whee! - [waves splashing]
- [Richard screams] - [all cheering]
- [ocean] Catch me! - I finally got you, ocean!
[screams]
[grunts]
[both gasp]
[all screaming in panic]
[Richard retching]
[all screaming]
[music stops]
That was awesome. Let's go again.
[smack]
The plural form of cactus is not cactuses
You know, even though I did all that amazing stuff,
I'm not even tired. I must be better than I thought.
- [thunder crashes] - [yelps] A Ghost!
[screams] It's The Ghost of Wipeout's past! Quick! Throw a towel at it!
- [gasps] More Ghosts! - What? I'm not a Ghost!
- That's exactly what a Ghost would say. - Wait, I'll show you.
9:20 McQueen: This is not good for my image...
[Puppycorn] Hi, my name is Puppycorn. And I have a problem.
My whole life, I've been obsessed with pressin’ buttons.
I try not to press them, but they're so shiny, and twinkly,
and pressy-downy when you touch 'em!
These ones made the coolest noises.
So I pressed one. And another.
And another. And another!
[electronic music playing]
Puppycorn, hit the thrusters!
- [alarm blaring] - [screaming]
[loud explosion]
It's OK, Puppycorn. We all know your devotion to fresh beats.
What about you, Richard? Anythin’ you need to tell us about explodin’ the ship?
Anythin’…?
Well, actually...
Richard Checklist ✅ PERFECT Richard
Perfect.
So I did everythin’ right?
- Hey! Quit it. - All right, no one likes a showoff.
Well, I guess in the end. We’re all responsible for the mission goin’ wrong.
Me changin’ the flight plan, Puppycorn hittin’ the buttons,
Dr. Fox and Dave, Hawk not being a real pilot,
and Richard for lettin’ us get in the spaceship in the first place.
Hey, but at least, we all failed together. Right, Puppycorn?
[dramatic music playing]
ESCAPE POD EXPLOSION
[all screaming] Puppycorn, no!
[explodes]
SIMULATION OVER!
And that's why we're never goin’ into space.
You can say that again.
SIMULATION OVER!
And that's why we should've done the simulation before we went into space.
- Yeah! - Uh-huh. Yep, totally right.
[groaning] I believe that's why I suggested that long ago.
11:48
Goodbye! Come back real soon!
Can you try Learning Zone mode, then do both learning modes again, but in difficult mode?
THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MY IMAGE lmao
help me i am little problem to add Cars - Rev It Up in Radiator Springs how to add
Hey, buddy! Me, and Luigi just invented usselves a new game.
You wanna play?
I don’t know, Mater. Is it anything like Tractor Tippin’?
Nah, expectin’ in how badly you’re gonna lose.
That sounds like a challenge. And I can’t back down from a challenge.
[man] Where’d the letter go? Bounce the correct missing letter to Lui…
“A”. Hubcap.
Hubcap. Great!
Track.
“C”.
Track. Great!
Funnel. “N”.
Funnel. Right!
“N”. “C”. Jack.
Great!
Clamp.
“L”. Clamp.
Right!
Hook. “O”.
Hook. Right!
Wrench.
“R”. Wrench.
Right!
“C”.
Pump. “M”.
Pump. Right!
Spoiler. “E”.
Spoiler. Right! “X”.
“X”. Brush.
“S”. Brush.
Right!
“X”.
“D”. Ladder.
Right!
Tire.
“I”.
Tire. Right!
Corn. “O”.
Corn. Right!
“A”. Flag. Great!
Cactus. “T”.
“T”.
Cactus. Right!
Pliers. “T”.
“R”. Pliers. Right!
“R”.
“A”. Mirror. “G”. Right!
Hood. “G”.
- “O”. - [crashes] Whoa!
- Ouch! - [man] Hood.
Great!
“P”.
“E”. Bumper. Right! “D”.
“R”. Screw. Right!
Gear. “A”.
“A”.
“B”. Gear.
Right!
“B”.
Kite.
“I”.
Kite. Great!
Ball.
“L”. Ball.
Great!
Ka-chow!
Howdy, Red! Whoo-whee!
That felt good. Sure is a scorcher today.
Come on, Red, try and catch me. Let’s see what you got, big fella.
[man] Helps McQueen avoid Red water spray for one minute!
Use the joystick to move McQueen left or right.
Collectin’ as many checkered flags, as you can now.
[water spraying]
I’m quicker than quick!
- [Lightning vibrating] - [Mater laughing]
[continues spraying]
I’m quicker than quick!
- [Lightning vibrating] - [Mater laughing]
[continues spraying]
[stops spraying]
- [man] Times up! - Ka-chow!
Ha! I was just thinkin’ about how funny it was
when you tried to race Doc over at Willy’s Butte
and I had to pull you outta the cactuses.
- You just love bringin’ that up, don’t you? - Come on, I wanna see you try it again.
‘Course you’ll have to get there first,
and I got some surprises just hidden along the way...
Huh?
[Mater] I'm gonna tell you about my shapes, you gotta find them.
Remember, the colors and don't mess up the order, OK?
[engine revving]
Now that's what I'm talkin’ about!
I’m quicker than quick!
Ka-chow!
I’m quicker than quick!
Ka-chow!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
[man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn.
[engine revving]
[tires squeal]
[Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn!
I'm gonna tell you about my shapes, you gotta find them.
Remember, the colors and don't mess up the order, OK?
Ka-chow!
I’m quicker than quick!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
I’m quicker than quick!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
I’m quicker than quick!
This is not good for my image.
Ka-chow!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
[man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn.
[engine revving]
[tires squeal]
[Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn!
I'm gonna tell you about my shapes, you gotta find them.
Remember, the colors and don't mess up the order, OK?
Ka-chow!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
I’m quicker than quick!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
I’m quicker than quick!
Ka-chow!
This is not good for my image.
I’m quicker than quick!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
This is not good for my image.
Ka-chow!
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
I’m quicker than quick!
Ka-chow!
[man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn.
[engine revving]
[tires squeal]
[Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn!
[man] Keep pressin’ the enter button to make that dirt turn.
[engine revving]
[tires squeal]
[Mater] Whoo-whee! That was a nice turn!
Winning’s my destiny. What can I say?
Ka-chow!
Aw, shoot! I thought I was gonna get to tow you out again.
Sorry to disappoint you Mater, but I am Lightning McQueen...
...and that’s how it’s done! Ka-ching! Ka-pow!
THE END
I think I had this system
Jesus this yew bee Kian person is really obsessed with commenting…. I comment a lot but never to the extend of making alot of separate ones.
Souvenir OMG
1:39 Nope.
I always find it funny.
4:32
5:08
hi
6:42
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10:04
my grandson was better than that while taking dirt turns in this game
nancy furry guess ur grandson loved the game.