11:40 Literally my favourite part of the entire live stream was when he said "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Not you!" And then flung it in the air and annihilated it
2:15 If fighting assures result in a victory then you must fight. Sun Tzu said that. And he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, cause he invented it. And he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor - soldier from tf2
Max Harry Wheatley is a character who gained immense power from inserting him self into a robots body( Wheatley is a robot) and betrayed chell, the main character
More importantly, someone should tell him to go back to Shogun Studios after the boulder incident. Without Olivia, Mario can finally pet the chain chomp himself~
So I'm confused about something, what happens when it rains? Does every one just dicentigrate and die? Does nuetreal weather make the universe go extinct?
8:03 i was like "oh hey that comment was funny that sounds almost like it should be 'whacking things' instead" and then i was also like "wait why is there so much space between comme- oh' You're right, though, that's one cute wall turtle! I think he'd be proud of your comment there. :^
Sun tzu once said in his best selling book (hard back that is) now in the form of a hit block buster movie (now in cinemas) "only technoblade and a random failure in a boat fan may quote me"
Nintendo Devs were probably like: Guys I have an awesome way to save resources and money for the next Mario game! Just make almost all the character models flat and make Bowser a *square*
wow he really is a failure he missed the best toad in the game, the guy who says "they buried me the deepest because i was the one they feared" after you pull him outta the ground
The Problem: Even after the origami nation attacked, the Toads can still speak
*The Solution:* _Silence them ourselves_
The new ways to silence the toads
If paper toads Burn them ourselves
@Minejk2018 On an offthought, wonder what's the minimum number of saved toads possible...
BURN THE TOADS
@@sinteleon Z E R O
Chat: “You missed a Toad!”
Failboat: “I told you, I don’t care about saving all the folded up To-”
Chat: *DID I STUTTER?*
Eyea don’t like you
Infinity Reaper eyea think you’re unoriginal
WalnutAlpaca860 eyea don’t like the way that your talking
eyea laughed at this reply section
Oh God it's eyea
"Just whacking things, huh?"
Just whacking things, huh?
Just whacking things huh?
Just whacking things, huh?
Just whacking things, huh?
Just whacking things, huh?
“Paper Mario sets out to dismantle a religion by killing its god”
Dan, you’re describing Kirby Star Allies.
Paper Kirby: The Origami King
A person on the Internet mario paper allies
@@Some_Person_0225 Paper kirby the paper queen
D :
mito your right and i hate you now
“frosted flakes, they’re more then just good, they’re skin”
failboat: 2020
I think its called frosted flakes C A N N I B A L E D I T I O N
Michael Eichler or “frosted flakes fruity flesh” special edition
2:01
*"Fleshy Flakes"*
Katie H. well done
“Who’s a good turtle? *NOT YOU!”* *YA YEET*
That was too funny lol
do you know the song at 1:15?
Nope but I have heard it before
@@justDmVA caramelldansen
Gábor Allaga i had a feeling it was, thanks! i'm now gonna delete all my other questions
You can make multiple fancams out of this game's musical scenes
Not even exaggerating or joking
Christopher Moon So you like undertale and failboat? Your cool
I see you almost everywhere.
That is so true
HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I CAN'T ESCAPE YOU
Oh god that was fast
On the outside I look fine..
*But on the inside, Mario has folded my spine.*
Same
deep 😔
Ah, so thats why I feel this *penetrating* pain in my back :D
Haha Mario do origami with my *SKIN*
On the outside, I skirrt skirrt skirrt
*But on the inside, I'm filled with dirt*
10:01 Funny thing is, there actually _is_ a type of hammer that Mario can throw.
Yep, the Hurlhammer.
🔨💨💨🏃
Remember Sticker Star and Color Splash?
9:59*
hurlhammer/hammer gun
11:40 Literally my favourite part of the entire live stream was when he said "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Not you!" And then flung it in the air and annihilated it
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Failboat: *folds a piece of paper*
Also failboat: *YEA WE CAN MAKE A GAME OUT OF THIS**
Well yeah
That is what happens.
Origami: the act of folding paper.
Failboat made origami, I see no flaws in his ways.
11:51 where is reckless safety man when you need him.
The next Paper Mario game will be ‘Paper Mario: The Paper Mache Queen’
Uh spoiler but
Olivia dies at the end
Paper Mario: The no character interesting character design world
LightningShox honestly good
*Y A H O O*
Paper Mario and the Plaster Armada?
4:02 when you dive...
*BUT MISS THE MOOM*
MOOM
We shall all worship M O O M
the intro already killed me
Same
@TheShyerGuy he's already dead tho
I GOT 69TH LIKE
@@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 poggers
OH GOD NOT MERDER
This has got to be one of my favorite videos that dan has made, all these extra edits and amazing jokes are incredible, great job Daniel.
2:15
If fighting assures result in a victory then you must fight. Sun Tzu said that. And he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, cause he invented it. And he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the ring of honor
- soldier from tf2
Ooomph that ending felt so much like Wheatley’s betrayal it H U R T
EDIT: oh 207 likes huh? That like really bomb diggity
damn dude your right
Who’s that?
It’s from portal 2
Max Harry Wheatley is a character who gained immense power from inserting him self into a robots body( Wheatley is a robot) and betrayed chell, the main character
Agreed
Ok hear me out... What if we take fan-favorite Mario Jumpman Mario, and m a k e h i m p a p e r ?
Caramel Productions yes lol
*PERFECT*
Honestly I like Paper Mario better than actual Mario. He has more of a personality in these games, in my opinion.
GIVE THIS MAN A PROMOTION!
*paper jumpman*
Failboat- puts in a tf2 meme.
Everybody- sandvich
Sign:"Hey. Don't. Stop.
Failboat: ok * continues smacking *
Failboat: “Did you say Hey, don’t stop?”
Just whacking things, huh?
Just whacking things, huh?
When hammer else fails,
then ground pound it like nails...
J U S T W H A C K I N G T H I N G S , H U H
Somebody, *PLEASE* inform him on the Green Streamer Softlock when he gets to the point.
More importantly, someone should tell him to go back to Shogun Studios after the boulder incident.
Without Olivia, Mario can finally pet the chain chomp himself~
So I'm confused about something, what happens when it rains?
Does every one just dicentigrate and die?
Does nuetreal weather make the universe go extinct?
Easy, the rain is ALSO paper. Everything is paper. This is your life now.
@@KirbyKips oh god, is the thunder paper?
IS THE AIR PAPER?
TheChargedFoxie 456yt YOU are paper. We are all paper aaaaaaa
@@yumikio OUR ORGANS ARE PAPER, WHEN WE GET CUT RED PAPER FLIES OUT OF THE WOUND
@@thechargedfoxie456yt2Yes, everything is paper. Continuity must be protected at all cost.
0:44 Ha, toad go smoosh
Me: what’s your favorite cereal
Paper Mario: *SKIN-FLAKES*
@Nova ty :)
oh cool me too
7:20 is my favorite part of the video.
7:51 *This is just a rock.*
"If we get to 750,000 subscribers-"
Wait, Failboat _doesn't_ have at least one million subscribers?
Dude I didn’t know that But you are a member so you should know that!!
3:36 that toad is a mood.
“I’m a Toad” Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside
“Throws the hammer” 9:55
Hurlhammer: correct
Original Title was: “Paper Mario Origami King but some funny stuff happens”
Yep
SuperGamer 02 damn your better than Sherlock, its still that title.
645608
I was gonna make this comment, but I'm slow at typing
Kentucky Fried Frick nO hE sAiD iT uSeD tO bE wItH tHe :
"Why does EVERYONE keep misquoting me?!?!"
- Sun Tzu
'that is true'
- Sun Tzu
SUN TZU SAID THAT, AND I THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO, PAL, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT.
@@illusionist1872 I invented Sun Tzu
I heard a dog breed
(It's Shih Tzu, you already know that)
"They're more than good... THEY'RE SKIN!" -Failboat 2020
mario: saves his brother
also mario: *_lets beat you up and use you as confetti_*
The key to winning is merciless spinning
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Truer words were never spoken.
“I’m so close, Bro...”
excuse me *W H A T*
1:53 I'm never doubting Dan again
8:19 if you could actually swing the hammer that fast, the game would be so much easier.
10:15 as a Canadian I can confirm that this turtle and maple syrup have the same reaction time
As an England I can also confirm
Same usa
11:06 "What is this, is this like a smash invitation?" I'M DEAD LMAO 😂
the problem: I almost downloaded a virus on my computer.
the solution: PAP MAR
“Throws the hammer. Try me.” Hurlhammers: yes
"In fact I dont think I nerd you anymore, mario!"
Oliva: become Wheatley
True lmao
2:01 my favorite part
11:45 got me wheazzing with laughter
8:03 i was like "oh hey that comment was funny that sounds almost like it should be 'whacking things' instead" and then i was also like "wait why is there so much space between comme- oh'
You're right, though, that's one cute wall turtle! I think he'd be proud of your comment there. :^
Failboat: misses toad at least three times, and then misses a question mark block falling off of a cliff. Also failboat: I’m doing perfectly.
Sun tzu once said in his best selling book (hard back that is) now in the form of a hit block buster movie (now in cinemas)
"only technoblade and a random failure in a boat fan may quote me"
"the key to winning lies in merciless spinning" *laughs in chumimin*
6:04: paper people have no lungs
They only breath paper
*All is paper*
12:02 mario awakens to his persona
7:57 hol’ up, you know Terminal Montage?
WHAAAAATT!?!?!? TH-camrs can watch TH-cam!?!?! That's CRAAAAAZZZYYYY
Alternate tittle- Paper Maro and the origami king but I just murder toads
0:43
1:36 They’re Grrrrrreat!
After collecting the five gems of glass, you must enter through the turtle’s a-
Bro, the physics of this game is bending something far enough it loses its memory.
Children could do great things with this info.
2:10 could have had a little some thing. Something chaotic. Something that can do anything. Something that makes the WORLD REVOLVE
Its been a year and 11:40 STILL brings me to literal tears
Nintendo Devs were probably like: Guys I have an awesome way to save resources and money for the next Mario game! Just make almost all the character models flat and make Bowser a *square*
4:48 just wackin' things, huh?
2:00 Frosted Flakes, they’re more than good.
*T h e y a r e s k i n .*
3:54 Xenoblade 2.
Very nice, I like that.
What song
11:40 XDDDDDDDD
Who’s a good boy, who’s a good boy
*Super Mario Oddessy song starts playing
*N O T Y O U*
Honesty if they made an Anime off of The Origami King they should have Failboat voice act Mario and in the anime after the fight that scene happens
Can’t wait for paper Mario paper shredding where they put an end to the series, it will also be better than thousand year door
i bet everyone has gotten hit by that paper mache goomba at 2:05
"Just wacking things, huh."
Olivia absorbing the power of a god and going rouge is the twist I didn’t know I needed.
0:07 I thought he said “overly sexual trees” lol
That would make sence too.
1:30 failboat:hits sticker on paper goomba)
Goomba:and I took that personally
Oh you won’t give the the shell for free? You only want some dough?! Alright time to bring the big guns chump! 5:20
After collecting the 5 gems of glass, you must enter through the turtle’s a- CAVE ENTRANCE
"You can not handle my finest flesh"
- Failboat 2020
9:08 He imitated MatPat without even trying
0:25 hahahahaha that sign actually said that that’s hilarious😅😊🥰👍💯
8:35 I was loading a game and one of the loading words was "Hiding in plain sight too".
Torture the turtle! 11:34
the guardian music always started playing in my head with the first few paper macho fights
5:47 little timmy level
The entire experience: just whacking things, huh?
“In fact, I feel so powerful, I don’t think I need you anymore Mario.”
-Olivia, Queen of Origami, 2020
We gather here today to laugh at the incredibly funny death of Mario
"After collecting the five stones of glass you must enter through the turtles........cave entrance!"
Me to the chat: where was your mind at?
Me: k how many views does failure have
TH-cam: *O N E*
Me: *Are you sure about that?*
2:27 that sounds like a boss in The Last Of Us 3
The real paper was the friends we made along the way
5:24
ah yes, this is beautiful
Failboat: “THROWS THE HAMMER”
Hurlhammer: Am I a joke to you?
3:30 ITS SMASHING TIME!
wow he really is a failure he missed the best toad in the game, the guy who says "they buried me the deepest because i was the one they feared" after you pull him outta the ground
The Original title was "Paper Mario Oragami king but some funny stuff happens."
Silence
Silence
Silence
Silence
2:32
Me: *realizes how Failboat got up there*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
achieve comedy
:D
i got first
comedy
wow good job
First!
@@ThatChronomancer you did not sadly
10:55 how the earth vellumental felt when he witnessed such stupidity!
boi how is it that this video was made literally one minute ago and there are already about 50 comments here
Yea how is there not more?
"The key to winning, lies in merciless spinning"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
IM EARLY kinda anyway just whacking things huh then Mario died and the game was no longer continued
This video summarized in a sentence.
Thaias lol ya
"After collecting the five gems of glass, you must enter through the turtle's" WHOA there
3:21 thank me later
1:14 what’s this song
11:47 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!