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Timestamps:
00:15 a man goes into a job interview
00:36 three blondes walk into a police station
01:35 a man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
03:05 an Italian a Mexican
04:37 a blonde woman is walking two dogs
06:45 a blonde guy walks into a bar
07:47 a blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time
08:20 a champion jockey is about to
09:15 sure enough
10:39 one hot summer afternoon
13:08 Akpos why are all these people running
15:45: hey there I
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I wonder why the best jokes are always the hardest to remember. 😮
"So I just switched the heads." I didn't see that one coming!
Same.
Two men were walking down the street and one walked into a bar.
The other one ducked.
a man walks into a bar and says ouch because it was an iron bar
Appreciate your video, laughter is the best medicine, thank you.
Glad you enjoyed it!
*_Hope you heal soon, Jen Hope!!_* 😉🤗💐
Batman walks into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" and Batman says "Just ice!"
Kinda ran out of juice at the end...
Used nearly exactly the same joke they started with, and couldn't even say it correctly the second time.
@@WickedPrince3D It's a robot voice. Meaning that they use a computer generated voice.
@solarismoon3046 Yes I realize that nearly all this stuff; like the SF stories here, and a lot of the movie/show reviews are all read by AI voice. That doesn't mean I can't find it amusing when the AI screws up horribly. ;)
@@WickedPrince3D No. But it does make for a confusing time and a bad experience watching videos like this one.
@@solarismoon3046 Very true. It's very very odd to me that we're using AI announcers at all; have we lost the ability to communicate by ourselves or what?
Two guys are walking down the street. One guy is a musician and the other guy doesn't have any money either.
It would have been funnier if you'd used "Comedian".
How many musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Trick question, bro---musicians ~don't~ screw in lightbulbs; we screw in the tour bus.....between sets.....with your old lady......
@@hippiekarl7 I am a musician and whether local or on tour...you speak the truth...hahaha
@@lifeinlimbo2186 Here's one: What do you call somebody who hangs out with musicians?
A ~drummer~......hahahahaha!
What's the difference between a guitar player and a sofa?
A good sofa ~can~ support a whole family.
Via con Dios, bro!
@@hippiekarl7 😄😆
An ice cube sits at the bar, slowly dripping onto the floor. The bartender says "Hey buddy--why so sad?" and the ice cube says "It's just a phase I'm going through."
Top, and too underrated!
Owing, owing, asterisk command??? WTF???😂😂😂
The word was Boeing, and the cabin crew said "be silent", meaning "shut up". Instead, she started saying Boeing without the"b" sound (oeing),because she thought they meant "the 'b' is silent."
... Not sure what the asterisk command part, but I'm guessing that it's a "Windows Word" thing, or coding line, or something similar (ie. "*cmd" sends a message to all users in a group)
Thanks@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves
@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves ..maybe it’s me…i suppose getting older has it’s pitfalls.🤷🏻♂️
@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves Thank you. I was totally confused *
Just to be pedantic, I think it's "boing" not "boeing", but thanks for clearing up the rest; turned into gibberish.@@BrilligandtheSlithyToves
A transit officer buys a home in Scotland. He says he only has a million pesos from South Africa, bu he will buy a lawn mower. The old owner says that that is fine, but than he has to work as a pilot for Alto-Air, too.
The buyer then is upset, as he is suffering from Hichtomi Weweritz and kills the old owner with a stone. His Chihuahua was happy for a meal of meat for more than five months.
Thanks y’all
look! a dead seegull...and the blond looking at the sky....where,where?
It's a SEAGULL - not see-gul.
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They are not jokes they are stories
a man walks into a bar.
he hurt his arm.
Was it an iron bar ?
it would of been wood
thats just how they make them
but it is pretty strong wood so it is just the same as iron
@@normanpearson8753
@@normanpearson8753 No.
that would be an iron
ic bar.
Words are going by too fast for my eyes. Sorry, I love good jokes!
Relax , have a few shots, and a toke,
Too fast for me too , Natalie...
Then you weren't missing much. ;)
Okay, The Set-up is, this is what I say to my brother when I call him on the phone the next day after EACH time we have had to change our clocks in our homes to either be on Daylight Saving Time or Standard Time, which, of course, always officially happens at 2:00 a.m. on that given Sunday morning:
"Don, we should just keep Daylight Savings time permanently, because I am tired of staying up until 2:00 a.m. into Sunday morning to change all my clocks! Then it takes me a whole week to catch up on my sleep!"
And I've been calling my poor brother on the telephone twice a year for many years saying the same thing; and now I don't quite know why, but he no longer seems to laugh...
I also gave that same story-response, and in a very serious tone, with a voice and "matching" facial expression that were imbued with a certain seriousness, dismay and a sense of exhaustion, on the following Monday, after that very early morning Sunday time switch, in each of my classes in the high school where I was teaching, doing so every year. It was really funny to watch the expressions on the various faces of my students, and then the subsequent inquiries eagerly wanting to be expressed by a number of them, as indicated by their raised hands. And equally funny and delightful were the students who just said at their desks with confused looks on their faces, and even those who didn't even bother to be concerned with what I was saying, probably because it didn't occurred to them I was trying to be silly. You've got to have some levity in the classroom occasionally. So what if it takes up 5 or 10 minutes of instructional time. At least you have their attention for the rest of the class period! ~ (And what were the expressed concerns of the students who had raised their hands, indicating they wanted to respond? Well, I got back all that I hoped for--and, of course, expected; i.e., hearing the question, "Well, why didn't you just change your clocks before you went to bed?" ~ And I would reply, in that same very serious manner, but now etched into it a clear sense of confusion, after hearing such "illogical" comments from my students, with this: "We are told that our time-change officially occurs at 2:00 a.m. on Sunday morning. And if we don't change our clocks at that EXACT time, within the 60 seconds allotted, then we are going to have to deal with inaccurate clocks from that point forward!" ~ And on went that classroom repartee for several minutes until the more adamant ones just gave up. But I never relented; I never let on that I knew any differently, and that was part of the fun of it, as well.) ~drs (04/24/24)
What about the joke about the guy who want into the bar and shouted watch one of you is sleeping with my wife
Guy walks into a bar with a gun and snarls “who had x with my wife!!!”
A guy in the back replies
You don’t have enough bullets
😂😂
@LaughLanders that was funny when I was thinking what would be the punch line,that one never crossed my mind 🤣
what if he was in the wrong bar?
@@LaughLanders I'm sorry, I don't get it. Is that one of those time jokes where I'll laugh later?
@@jacklow9611 No, it isn't.
One liners? More like the first hundred pages of the almanac.
❤funny jokes, thank you from CANADA ❤😊
A Gorilla walks into Bar. "A pint of Bitter please."
"Ten pounds please."
As the gorilla drinks it's pint, the barman says,
“Excuse me commenting, but we don't get many gorillas in here.”.
“At ten quid a pint I'm not surprised”.
Obviously the writing and presentation are the product of AI
so not good...
Two blondes walk into a building….
Well, you’d think ONE of them would have seen it.
And ended up in hospital.
That's the definition of "black humor" :D
the point being ?
A blond man is blond, not blonde.
I don’t get the white dog/ black dog joke.
The old woman was trying to get to the answers and the blond woman was just nuts. "The white one is mine." "What about the black one?" "He's mine too." Same stupid way of answering questions.
It is a complex joke l must admit.
It's just a long, not funny joke.
@@BadBrucey Yeah, nobody gets it. I thought it was hysterical. It might have been the way it was told...or maybe I'm nuts. I thought the Boing, Boing joke was incomprehensible. Do you have an explanation for that one?
Are you a blonde?
A man staggers into a bar. He looks totally confused, and there’s a frog on his head.
The bartender says “Hey, what happened to you?”
And the frog replies “I don’t know, it just grew out of my a$$.”
I think the first joke subtitle should be "Yeay! I've got y'all (you all)!" instead of "Yeay! I've got the job!"
It was I got the Yob.