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Jokes are good. But where is the joke mentioned in title?

Where is the thumbnail joke? I got scammed?

Told to me 60+ years ago go by an old priest in a hospital while visiting my friend question what black white black white black white ?Nun rolling down the hill.

I am still waiting for the joke about the woman bending over the freezer.

Stopped at 3:45. None of the jokes so far were that funny for me. Not saying they're bad, just that they're not for me I guess.

A transit officer buys a home in Scotland. He says he only has a million pesos from South Africa, bu he will buy a lawn mower. The old owner says that that is fine, but than he has to work as a pilot for Alto-Air, too. The buyer then is upset, as he is suffering from Hichtomi Weweritz and kills the old owner with a stone. His Chihuahua was happy for a meal of meat for more than five months.

The bolhevick one was a great joke.

My

DON’T GIVE UP THE DAY JOB.

Best jokes of the year. Really😅

In the 2nd joke, the punchline should be different. The first two people who disappear should be the HR Manager and the Environmental Sustainability Officer. Then when they ask the boss he says "I've got nothing left to add. I've just been given my greatest wish."

The ruzzians adopted a lot of things from the nazi parades.

How utterly pathetic, and that is no joke.

What a twist!😂

These are good joke

Great jokes.

Okay, The Set-up is, this is what I say to my brother when I call him on the phone the next day after EACH time we have had to change our clocks in our homes to either be on Daylight Saving Time or Standard Time, which, of course, always officially happens at 2:00 a.m. on that given Sunday morning: "Don, we should just keep Daylight Savings time permanently, because I am tired of staying up until 2:00 a.m. into Sunday morning to change all my clocks! Then it takes me a whole week to catch up on my sleep!" And I've been calling my poor brother on the telephone twice a year for many years saying the same thing; and now I don't quite know why, but he no longer seems to laugh... I also gave that same story-response, and in a very serious tone, with a voice and "matching" facial expression that were imbued with a certain seriousness, dismay and a sense of exhaustion, on the following Monday, after that very early morning Sunday time switch, in each of my classes in the high school where I was teaching, doing so every year. It was really funny to watch the expressions on the various faces of my students, and then the subsequent inquiries eagerly wanting to be expressed by a number of them, as indicated by their raised hands. And equally funny and delightful were the students who just said at their desks with confused looks on their faces, and even those who didn't even bother to be concerned with what I was saying, probably because it didn't occurred to them I was trying to be silly. You've got to have some levity in the classroom occasionally. So what if it takes up 5 or 10 minutes of instructional time. At least you have their attention for the rest of the class period! ~ (And what were the expressed concerns of the students who had raised their hands, indicating they wanted to respond? Well, I got back all that I hoped for--and, of course, expected; i.e., hearing the question, "Well, why didn't you just change your clocks before you went to bed?" ~ And I would reply, in that same very serious manner, but now etched into it a clear sense of confusion, after hearing such "illogical" comments from my students, with this: "We are told that our time-change officially occurs at 2:00 a.m. on Sunday morning. And if we don't change our clocks at that EXACT time, within the 60 seconds allotted, then we are going to have to deal with inaccurate clocks from that point forward!" ~ And on went that classroom repartee for several minutes until the more adamant ones just gave up. But I never relented; I never let on that I knew any differently, and that was part of the fun of it, as well.) ~drs (04/24/24)

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brother I want to ask you some thing

This would actually be good, if you used a live narrator!

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was being extremely rude in class. One day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was. He replied, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I'm smarter than her too." The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question correctly, he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed. The principal asked, "What's 3x3?" Johnny replied, "9." "6x6?" asked the principal. "36," Johnny quickly replied. It continued like this for almost an hour. The principal asked Johnny every question a third grader should know, and he answered them all correctly. Finally, the principal told the teacher, "I see no reason why Johnny can't go to the third grade; he answered all of my questions right." The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agreed. So, the teacher asks Johnny, "What does a cow have four of, that I only have two of?" "Legs," Johnny replies. The teacher then asks, "What do you have in your pants, that I don't have?" The principal gasps, but before he can stop him from answering, Johnny says, "Pockets." Then the teacher asks, "What does a dog do, that a man steps into?" Johnny says, "Pants." Finally, the teacher asks, "What starts with 'F', ends with 'K', and means a lot of excitement?" "Firetruck!" says Johnny. The principal breathes a big sigh of relief, then says, "Put Johnny in the fifth grade; I got the last four questions wrong myself!"

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Congratulations. I am 75yo and you have presented us with jokes that are all good and none of them I have heard before. Thank you.

That's the definition of "black humor" :D

A blond man is blond, not blonde.

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You couldn't have told the jokes YOURSELF, instead of using that damned ANNOYING electronic voice that can't say a sentence properly???!!! REALLY???!!! NOT SUBSCRIBING!!!!

Obviously the writing and presentation are the product of AI

the point being ?

I wonder why the best jokes are always the hardest to remember. 😮

A man staggers into a bar. He looks totally confused, and there’s a frog on his head. The bartender says “Hey, what happened to you?” And the frog replies “I don’t know, it just grew out of my a$$.”

"So I just switched the heads." I didn't see that one coming!

You guys come on, gotta get it Organized.!!!?!!!---- We all fall out of one and we spend our life trying to get back up in one. Who ate all the pussy?

A Gorilla walks into Bar. "A pint of Bitter please." "Ten pounds please." As the gorilla drinks it's pint, the barman says, “Excuse me commenting, but we don't get many gorillas in here.”. “At ten quid a pint I'm not surprised”.

jokes are not bad but your delivery and timing sux

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left. As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?" "He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."

yuck

Appreciate your video, laughter is the best medicine, thank you.

V e r y weak jokes - robovoice SOUNDS good but is very badly scripted - if you use robovoice you have WRITE for it.

They are not jokes they are stories

An ice cube sits at the bar, slowly dripping onto the floor. The bartender says "Hey buddy--why so sad?" and the ice cube says "It's just a phase I'm going through."

Batman walks into a bar. The bartender asks "what will you have?" and Batman says "Just ice!"

You are bastards with your Nun jokes. Did you hear the one about the 3 rabbinical students....

One liners? More like the first hundred pages of the almanac.

Garbage!

Some funny jokes here.

Are blonds the only people that can joked about nowadays? Pathetic!

a man walks into a bar and says ouch because it was an iron bar

😂😂The joke. An Amish woman was driving her horse-drawn buggy into town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer... "I'm not going to cite you," the police officer said. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken, and it could be dangerous." "I thank thee," answered the Amish lady, "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as we return home." "Also," stated the law enforcement official, "I noticed that one of the reins to your horse seems to have wrapped itself around your horse's testicles." "Some might consider this to be "cruelty to animals", so you’d best have your husband check that too." "Again, I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I'll have my husband check this when I return home." True to her word, when the Amish lady returned home, she informed her husband about the damaged reflector, and he promised to fix it promptly. "Also," continued the Amish woman, "the policeman said... " "There was something wrong with our emergency brake." #jokes #humor #funny #LOLjokes #comedy #standup #funnyvideo #cleanjokes

I think the first joke subtitle should be "Yeay! I've got y'all (you all)!" instead of "Yeay! I've got the job!"