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Americans Try Russian MREs
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ค. 2018
- “We sure this is NOT glue?”
Rated Red's Alabama Boss, Ashla Taylor and Abby Casey sit down to try Russian MREs. They're not...the best. But as Alabama Boss says, "You'se gettin' your ass kicked by the United States, and you're a Russian, you'd want some of this."
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Rated Red Australian or German MRE next
Rated Red awsome make more vixeos i love it
Crack into an Italian MRE, those things are pretty good, and they come with a ration of Whiskey!
Irish MRE's
Rated Red how about you guys try Czech republic MREs
Girls: knows what everything is
Alabama boss: eats matches
mooning gameing girl licks the warmer
Leo Puni 😂
and paint chips also
I mean Ashla did lick the heating element
Bootleg megan fox is hot
Exactly what I thought
LMFAO
@@IIIRorschachIII swimware for her birthd mk swimwear for her and she
What about bootleg Judy Greer?
lol
Girls would survive easily, the guy would die of starvation or poisoning after eating all the matches...
"after eating all the matches" ahahahahahahah
@@lazy010011 :-)
the guy would hunt or fish and be eating better than the girls licking the fuel tablets!!!!!
@@jakejakubson7057 dear god...
@G Money why you gotta pick on him. Do you got a problem with red recks
When Boss ate the match I lost it😂
yes hahahaha
🙄
Yeah 😅
I was so high I think I faded to black when I seen this part 😂😂😂😂
@@icantthinkofaname15 don't be a stick in the mud, or a stick up the bum, come on now, it's funn... e... ha ha ha 😂
Well guys the biggest mistake that you can make - is to eat this stuff cold.
facts, like lots shelf stable food like the stews and what not are probably not gonna look and taste the best not heated. They gave the stove for a reason.... If they were to eat any shelf stable stuff that was similar in that fashion their reactions would have been the same.
I was wondering if they were supposed to cook those, because it came with a miniature stove.
Sky Explorer they should warm it up. It’s really tastes like a dog food when cold.
Warmed dog food much tastier lol
Lmao😂😂 you would think that it be common sense but i guess not lol. Slovak Duma
If they heat this it would be good.
Дядя из Алабамы быстро спёкся от нашей еды, а с виду такой брутальный...А девчонки молодцы, особенно в полосатой майке. Зря только мясные консервы не греют, так было бы вкуснее.
Эти пайки вообще лучше есть на голодный желудок после физической нагрузки , тогда они будут залетать как родные , лучшая еда в мире будет если не покушаешь денёк.
я думаю его парню понравилось бы больше)
Damn amateurs. YOU NEED TO HEAT UP THE FOOD!
You also need to follow do god damn train
what are you doing?? you need to warm meal obviously
man! They're eating matches and licking dry fuel. How would they warm the meal!
Lion Knight americans with russian stuff😂
Это просто стыд, а не видео
They are muricans you can't ask too much from them 💁
The girls looked at the dry fuel and said "I guess this is some kind of sugar?" "I thought it was a sponge."
HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP?
I'm from Russia and even I see that Alabama Boss Is just a hilarious troll.
Evgeny Bogatsky Женя посоветуй этому жиробану годик посидеть на таком рационе жирок растрясет а то он привык жрать все жареное во фритюре
Agreed
I know I really liked their reactions to the фруктовая палочка and паштет we're really funny because I remember eating that stuff as a kid lol
Theirs a fella on here called Steve1989MREInfo
, who has reviewed Russian MRE and given it a good review even it been several years old!
Drav svooitè
Hello from Mother Russia! You are fun, but some meals should be eaten warm, thats why you were given individual warmers. And you ate everything cold - and ruined a taste of quite good food.
We definitely realized that a bit too late haha
Hell, I probably would have eaten it cold. I heated up maybe 5 MREs out of the hundreds I ate while I was in the service. 🤷🏼♂️
cuz they dumb hicks lol jk i got dumb hicks in my family too
Just give them an Hamburger and som Coke. ;)
Spasiba!
We call these kinds of US people, 'fuqtards'.
чертовски отсталый
This is an attempt by our uncultured to embarrass our whole nation.
As an embarrassed American, I apologize.
"Матчи (matches") - understandable. have a nice day
it's called "спички" (spichcki)
lmao who cares
@@axeinshloitse3743 Those who don't want to eat them instead of real food, I guess.
@@axeinshloitse3743 we do
I would go to the woods with Ashley lol.
Dustin Schoemaker I would go also
I’ll just go with both lol
I would go with either, they would outlast me and leave me to die
I would go anywhere she wanted😎
Me too
In this case "Матчи" is not a correct translation for "Matches", also "РастительнОЕ рагу". And why do you think there are three tablets of fuel for the stove? Warm your fucking main courses.
Matches-спички
максим к они перевели спички как 'матчи'.
С этого хохотнул, но с she is (она) вообще угорел почему-то.
А, так это спички! Господи, я думала, я с ума вообще схожу, что не могу слово с родного языка опознать. %) Загадочное видео.
Comrades !!!
If they would've just warmed it up .... Russian MREs are QUITE good, a buddy brought me some back from... ummm.... a country that we were never in.....
Ya gotta have at least a double digit IQ to figure them out, though.
DaddyO's Ink exactly what I was thinking
they are great mre's! i'w had a few when i was out hunting and they were delicious! well i needed all the salt and pepper they had but still really good!
Lucky Gunner European MREs are always very protein heavy where ours are full of carbs and chemicals. Lol.
DaddyO's Ink well i love the american mre's too. Iw eaten lots of different mre's but my absolute favorite is the polish. Atleast taste vice. But i love the us because of all the accessories you get.
Steve MRE 1989 would be in heaven eating this fresh of an MRE!
Let's get this out onto the tray.. nice!
Damn right he would! Lol.
I need me an *Alabama* girl 😍
300lbs of lovin is what you would be looking for, then 10/4 alabama.
Watch out might be your cousin
You have no chances until you are not her brother
Adamz678 me tooo
No you don't
I can't believe Alabama Boss wouldn't eat it. I can't imagine him not eating anything that isn't fast enough to escape.
@Karl Marx fixed right, squirrels are good eating. Its funny, the smallest game animal, and we hunt it with a 12 gauge. WV
Maybe to him, skunk don't smell as bad as the idea of communism. I liked how Ashla was calling things out. Potted meat as a kid, and still licking everything. lol
@@jasonrhodes9683 never 12 gauge 410 is the ticket for most small game. Not to good for game bird's though 12 gauge has that covered. I've eaten a lot of US mre's and most of them aren't to bad some are terrible.
XD
I don’t understand people who are proud of their closed-mindedness. Fucking child.
Boss eating the matches 😂😂😂
Evan i was like....bro, the f..k are you doing:))
I'm pretty sure Alabama Boss would love an MRE that has Beer in it.
you guys should let people who know how to prepare a mre do a review on a mre
He seems pretty picky for such a big guy.
He's big bc of beer lol
Matthew Sowers probably true lol
apparently hes not an adventurous eater just a determined one.
Matthew Sowers And fried chicken, ribs, potatoes and steak.
😂
This is all wrong. What they should have done is gotten that out on to a tray..
Papa Johns I hate how I can see those words and automatically know who you are talking about.
Nice
i'll be coming at you with something new... or old! Alright! cool! See ya!
I'm not going to eat this.... Ok maybe I'll try a little bite
Nice
IS THAT A PLOUGG OF CHEW!
Each time this man shows his disrespect to this food i has flashbacks of siege of Leningrad with cutted supply lines. To survive people eaten construction glue, shoes and belts from leather and tree bark, everything that can contain any calories. Mothers feed their babies with their own blood to give them at least something that can keep them alive. And people lived with this condition for 3 years, under bombing in city where almost whole year is winter, don't give up and keep fighting untill they win. And after I scrolled this in my head i see this gentleman from Alabama doing what his doing.
Ofc he can have any opinion he want. If he thinks that this is dog food okay. But i also have opinion about him, negative one.
Btw this MRE not supposed to eat cold that's why there matches and heaters inside, and that's why they are in metal containers, to you can warm it under fire.
During the Siege of Leningrad, they also baked loaves of clay with grass inside for a little sustenance. And who do we think kicked Hitler's ass? USA? nope, Ruskies. Millions and millions of Russians. Props to the Russian people. I don't care for Communism but, hell, neither do they.
@@bobbastion7335 They also used to help Germany, it was mainly Britain who won the war.
Why so serious! You just read that shit you never lived it
@@vivi-fe5rj Seriously? Britain would be speaking German right now if not for the US.
@@gzowine2860 I hear it many times from my grandma. Rest in peace for her. I spend a lot of time in my childhood with my grandpearents. And hear a lot of storys from people who been there. And ofc i read it too. As i know in America you have one or two page about history of ww2. We have whole book only in shool program. Also a lot more if you intrested by your self.Tons of books, films, Museums, documentaries, many people who been here are still alive. Every family have grandparents who survive or die on this war, e v e r y f a m i l y.
Yes, i never been here, but if for you it something too far away and too long ago. For me it right here, i can touch it.
But don't worry i'm not get offended by this man or you, i understand why for americans this war means nothing, it's okay.
4:31 I've never wanted to be apple jam before today.
Everyone has something to aspire to...
Same brother
2:02 "I'm from Alabama, we eat anything" Its go time boys.
Just found this episode and this was funny as hell 😂😂 I seriously laughed harder than I have in months. You guys rock
Try the etheopian MRE.....I think it's just air...
and water
at least it has low calories
no calories
assdragger doggystyle hahahahahah AMEN!!!
assdragger doggystyle Lololololol!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girls need to be more like the girls from rated red
Scott Saylors you mean ignorant Hicks that can't close their mouth when they chew food
Vineyard 480 well. Somebody’s dickish today...
He means, fun, enthused, open to new experiences AND attractive! What's not to like?!
Will Zadick I live in GA and have to disagree....
Alabama born and raised 😂
Это вам ещё шпик в пайке не попался 😂
Que?
@@oscargzz шпик (shpik) is just a pig fat and it's very confusing for foreigners but we eat it with a bread
There's two things in the video I'd love to eat...😋
If you heat up your food at home. You should heat up an mre. It was set up to fail
OK, here is the comment from a Russian guy who had to eat A LOT of this stuff back in the day. Russian MREs sometime before 2012 were REALLY good. Tasty, lots of calories, great choice. Except for crackers, they were always terrible, we used to call the "wolf's cookies" (волчьи пряники), but you use them as a makeshift spoons to eat other food or with jam.
After 2012, I think, the quality went downhill, but the good news are - I don't have to eat this shit anymore.
bravo well with these Russian mres u have to mix some stuff and heat some stuff i should know im Russian! and i wonder if that boss guy knows that america would be destroyed when faced to Russia well not completly anyway but lets just use the word if im going down yur coming down with me!!!!
You can tell Alabama boss is not from the trailer park 😂
The tastiest part about Russian MRE- matches.
*cough cough* especially if Ashla wears them stretchy yoga survival pants.......
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Hey, it's "tactical" survival pants
Rated Red OH I agree, the tactical applications for the material used can definitely be seen in it's load bearing qualities.........
Where I can see her in these survival pants ... for science of course
giggidi giggidi goo
I need an Ashla in my life!
Back off she's mine!
21 Savage she wouldn’t go for both of your pussy asses.
Lol internet bangers always funny as shit
Lmao conflict
@@LindaStuan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN LMFAO. She's never yours, it's just your turn. #TheyreAllHoes #AWALT
2:55 laughed when he started slamming the fig on the plate
Hilarious. The girls were awesome and funny. Alabama Boss, killed me, had me laughing hard. They made me subscribe and will watch regularly. Cheers
“This is like fiiine cuisine”
Honestly it bodes well for me that Ashla has super low standards
Having worked with MANY Russians (both adults & children) at a (mostly) Slavic charter school, i can attest they are charming and very nice people. A bit hard to get to know at first, but one you do they are some of the best friends you will ever have. Their cooking and culinary skills are fantastic and they are very generous with pretty much anything they have. The MREs may not be to our taste, but i can assure you , if their military issues it, it has to be pretty good for it's intended purpose.
What tf does that have to do with this
@@Idk-fl2ed it's to open your eyes to outside of your town
@@adeelm9028 oh please... stfu. You sound just as dumb.
@@Idk-fl2ed Cheers, appreciate your feedback man. I'm sure you know some people love idle talk but your opinion is unique. Top guy you are 👌👌. Keep up the good work. We need more people like you to open the eyes of all the nations. One man can make a difference!
Cheers me old chum.
g croyle generous because communsism
How the hell did Mr. Picky actually manage to end up that big? He looks like he never met a food he didn't like!!
“If you was gettin your ass kicked by the United States”😂😂😂😂
These are my kind of girls.. Down to earth.
Crazy Russian hacker would be disappointed!
Yes not 1 poshtet to be seen
So would Boris. NO MAYONEZ!!!
PASHTET
Это еда для солдат, а не для клоунов. Я ел такое в армии и это очень вкусно. Там спички и топливо лежит вы че совсем идиоты? Это нужно: а) Разогреть b) Перемешать c) Есть с хлебом. Рукожопы.
I'm calling dibs on going to the woods with Ashley lol
You can have Ashley, I want Ashla :P
Ben Hobson you can go after me into the woods by yourself cause she going to marry me we live about 20 mins apart so I’m going to run into her one day
LOL Guaranteed date fail calling her the wrong name.
I'll take Abby any day. FMK = Ashla, Abby, Boss ; IOW, Ashla would be fun for 20 minutes, Abby is wife material. (Sorry, Boss!)
Looking at the candy stripe shirt on Ashla, I know what dessert is 😋
How about you guys get someone that actually knows how to prepare and eat MREs to do a review
Steve1984MRE is your guy. th-cam.com/channels/2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA.html
that would be NICE
@Roderick storey i miss the sound of a spoon clinking in a glass while mixing a fruit drink powder.
Because this is funny with hot southern girls and what you said isn’t. Dumbass
Crazy Russian Hacker.
Is that a plug of chew? No it's food. Lol
With that level of IQ you are not kicking anyone's ass in any type of warfare. So sit down and munch on that cheese and crackers :D
Even if you give the dude a all american Burger with some Russian written on it he is going to puke
"Morons try Russian MREs."
Crazy 8s Drums I Thinks it's actually spelled "morans"....
Well, you might be one too....
^^^ Internet tough guy.
No u
Crazy 8s Drums it does look like dog food and uncooked food I think that why they gave you a match and some other crap
4:32 I volunteer!! I volunteer as tribute!! I volunteer as tribute!🙋♂️
"I'm from Alabama, we eat anything!" Lmao I wonder what she eats
Seriously, this is the best video RR has put out yet. Watched it twice. Almost died
Ashla looks like Megan Fox only better
What I was thinking as well. I think she is hotter than Megan Fox.
She also sound more stupid... have fun.
1Life2Little lmao stoooooop
Haha right
It's because Megan Fox ruined her face with bad and completely unnecessary operations.
Def bring Ashley to the woods and rub that cheese all over her
"They got a K-9 unit, and this is HIS food...."
I died.
I wanted to go to the woods with ashla before.
"Is that a plug of chew?" 😂
Lol big boy over here would be the kind of guy to open an American MRE and not understand what half the shit inside is
If you were a Russian getting your ass kicked by an American you'd want some of this. Lol
I feel like the Russian ration pack would be an onion and some vodka.
Some vodka and bread only problem is you have to line for 8 hours to get the bread
stewart hayhurst Russian military are actually extremely well fed. And people in the video completely messed up everything with this MRE. They didn't heat it up either.
I feel like your a fucking stereotypical pig
CarnivoraFilm hahahahaab
I would be OK with that
Первобытные люди, и те, знали, что на огне можно готовить. Похоже в США эволюция пошла своим путем.
Plenty of Russian people wouldn't know what to do with a US MRE. US heaters don't use fire, they use water. Every country has idiots.
Они же тупые
In Russia u don't try the MRE's the MRE's try u
Girl with red and white said, "I'm from Alabama" 😂😂😂💀
I worked with the Russians in Kosovo. They showed me that you are supposed to mix some one the things together in a cup and heat it up before eating it.
Exactly! They didnt heat any of that stuff up or bother to try translating before eating.
>Russians
>Kosovo
Boy you gotta get your geography levels up
Russian VDV was present at the Pristina Airport, Kosovo in '99.
Ahhh thank you
THANK YOU THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE AMERICANS! THEY DONT BOTHER TO TRANSLATE OUR WORDS IF YOUR GOING TO GET SOMETHING FROM ANOTHER CONTRY KNOW HOW TO EAT IT AND WHAT IT SAYSS!!!!!!!!!!!
I started to die of laughter when they realized they could warm the food up
The most American Americans you could have ever found. Love it!
You guys have a real national problems if your girls recognizes matches faster than your men.
Mix them up , give 'em some heat, job's done. That's how this works.
We...uh, may have missed that one
Alabama Boss needs to try and review Dollar General $1.00 ribeye steaks.
Manuel J eww
Are you trying to kill him 😂 they are so gross
Skip fry them with teriyaki sauce, serve over rice.
Alabama Boss needs to try and review the Dollar Shave Club.
The girls seem to be quite rude. The man isnt much more polite either.
crazy russian hacker is laughing right now
So, you don't know how to heat food in States? I feel so sorry for you, poor people
Nuraslan Baltemir in American mres you just add water to a little baggie and it heats
Heating food isn't field expedient so it's kinda realistic. Maybe on a fire crew.
Needing fire to cook a meal is a waste. America just doesnt go cave man and use fire for everything
You cyka heat up the food it tastes better
Damn, you should at least read the instructions before you eat it 😆
Americans are so used to their GMO campaign that they can't tell the difference between matches and food...
This video should be renamed to Hillbillys try Russian MREs
I rather watch crazy Russian hacker do this
There is a channel where russian guy tries world army's MREs. American one wasnt good.
Try French, that be interesting. It probably tastes like surrender. 😂
John Ellis excellent!
John Ellis They are honestly not that good
Veva la franc veva la franc
Rumor has it that French MREs come with a large white cloth, but it’s not to clean your hands lmao
John Ellis Ah history memes warm my heart you have earned my respect sir
"A couple of strands of hair in my....(wait for it) poop"? You are awesome!
Boss sounds so disappointed when the fig bar is food and not a plug of chew... LOL
Is it me, or is Abby getting exponentially hotter?
The food tastes like @$$ until you heat it up, then the fat melts and it's delicious. I'd take one of those over a veggie omelette MRE any day.
DC Yote I actually didn't mind the cheese and veggie omelette. Was never a first choice but I could eat it.
Nobody ate cat food as a kid unless you were a little old lady
Why am I laughing at alabama boss saying it's got a cow on it
why didnt they heat these?!?
You think Russians do normal shit?!
they don't have a microwave.
ZAR ZO Hey you go fuck yourself 👌🏻
they didnt read the instructions....
@@Cowboyespo36 Nah... I've got bitches to fuck all around me 😘
It would be better if you HEAT up the things with meat in it and stir it up as its cooking. before eating it. The Liver Pate or Pashtet as its pronounced in Russian, can be eaten Cold or warm. Best served Cold.
8:31 alabama boss: eats it uncooked
me: 64CKING DUMBA**, YOU FORGOT TO HEAT IT UP
Americans don't have the matches, we have a chemical bag that heats up the food
The barfing seems a bit forced for views, still funny though. Especially when Abby said "Putin" for what's inside the mre
Блять, удивительные вы американцы люди. Ска вам же даже показали *ЧТО НАДО РАЗОГРЕВАТЬ ПЕРЕД УПОТРЕБЛЕНИЕМ!* Вы же это сами поняли когда поджигали спиртовые таблетки. Чтож вы сырым то все жрете и удивляетесь что оно противное ? *И ЧТО САМОЕ УДИВИТЕЛЬНОЕ ЖРЕТЕ СЫРЫМ В ТОТ МОМЕНТ КОГДА РЯДОМ САМИ ЖЕ РАЗОЖГЛИ ОГОНЬ.* Не перестаю я удивляться вам. You Americans are amazing people. They even showed you *What you need to warm up before using!* You understood this yourself when you set fire to alcohol tablets. So you are raw, then you are all eating and wondering if it is contrary? *AND THAT THE MOST AWESOME you eat not cooked food, AT THE MOMENT WHEN THEY ARE RISEN OF FIRE.* I do not cease to marvel at you. *¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
Может они ради прикола это все делали? Просто спички жрать это как-то совсем уже
а почему французский паёк не надо разогревать чтобы понять что это сьедобная, нормальная, вкусная еда, и там тоже разогрев есть и с разогревом он тоже сьедобный и вкуснее.
Ещё можно собачье гавно подогреть, по этому совету, вдруг вкуснее станет и его можно будет есть.
just fyi those MRE's are rated up to 5 years and a lot of retailers will sell expired MRE's so do be careful. there should be some documentation inside showing the expiration date
I'm laughing my ass off at her licking the fuel tab.
I laughed so hard. Dude with beard my new cable guy. Well that is about as big as a US cold weather mre
Блин, вы бы хоть инструкцию прочитали перед тем как это есть 😆
Американцы походу настолько привыкли к своему ГМО, что не могут спички от еды отличить...🤔
So google translate sucks and most of what it gave me made very little sense l. But i think the person that got the MREs was the only one how looked at the instructions and the people on the video were left to try and figure things out.
It hurts to read your google translate russian...
Cyka blyat!
Кстати да поржал как спички жрали ))))
Забавно обвинять кого-то в глупости, и думать, что ГМО - это что-то плохое. Бояться ГМО примерно тоже, что жрать спички. Как вообщем и вешать ярлыки на целые страны.
“Is that a plug of chew?”😂
lol that big burly dude was such a wimp, like the girls ate way more and didn't even hesitate.