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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 พ.ค. 2018
  • “We sure this is NOT glue?”
    Rated Red's Alabama Boss, Ashla Taylor and Abby Casey sit down to try Russian MREs. They're not...the best. But as Alabama Boss says, "You'se gettin' your ass kicked by the United States, and you're a Russian, you'd want some of this."
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  • @Ratedred
    @Ratedred  6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    FRENCH MREs is up!! th-cam.com/video/pnoaskqYOE8/w-d-xo.html

    • @PlaylistProleteriat
      @PlaylistProleteriat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rated Red Australian or German MRE next

    • @jamesadams2727
      @jamesadams2727 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rated Red awsome make more vixeos i love it

    • @AJ-rk4dj
      @AJ-rk4dj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crack into an Italian MRE, those things are pretty good, and they come with a ration of Whiskey!

    • @pictishwarrior1055
      @pictishwarrior1055 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Irish MRE's

    • @karlsmith2570
      @karlsmith2570 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rated Red how about you guys try Czech republic MREs

  • @bcmgaming4185
    @bcmgaming4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Girls: knows what everything is
    Alabama boss: eats matches

    • @lee7926
      @lee7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mooning gameing girl licks the warmer

    • @rustyshackleford3362
      @rustyshackleford3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leo Puni 😂

    • @gabaghoul23
      @gabaghoul23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and paint chips also

    • @RyanRediger66
      @RyanRediger66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean Ashla did lick the heating element

  • @stephantarnawsky2862
    @stephantarnawsky2862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    Bootleg megan fox is hot

  • @jovohodzic508
    @jovohodzic508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Girls would survive easily, the guy would die of starvation or poisoning after eating all the matches...

    • @lazy010011
      @lazy010011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "after eating all the matches" ahahahahahahah

    • @jovohodzic508
      @jovohodzic508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazy010011 :-)

    • @jakejakubson7057
      @jakejakubson7057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the guy would hunt or fish and be eating better than the girls licking the fuel tablets!!!!!

    • @jovohodzic508
      @jovohodzic508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakejakubson7057 dear god...

    • @fry8887
      @fry8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @G Money why you gotta pick on him. Do you got a problem with red recks

  • @ethanbemis4209
    @ethanbemis4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    When Boss ate the match I lost it😂

    • @Jeka655g
      @Jeka655g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes hahahaha

    • @icantthinkofaname15
      @icantthinkofaname15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙄

    • @miriam7779
      @miriam7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah 😅

    • @hazard1nc
      @hazard1nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was so high I think I faded to black when I seen this part 😂😂😂😂

    • @hazard1nc
      @hazard1nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@icantthinkofaname15 don't be a stick in the mud, or a stick up the bum, come on now, it's funn... e... ha ha ha 😂

  • @maxmephistru
    @maxmephistru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Well guys the biggest mistake that you can make - is to eat this stuff cold.

    • @dukeofdink9963
      @dukeofdink9963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      facts, like lots shelf stable food like the stews and what not are probably not gonna look and taste the best not heated. They gave the stove for a reason.... If they were to eat any shelf stable stuff that was similar in that fashion their reactions would have been the same.

    • @Sky_Explorer
      @Sky_Explorer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was wondering if they were supposed to cook those, because it came with a miniature stove.

    • @maxmephistru
      @maxmephistru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sky Explorer they should warm it up. It’s really tastes like a dog food when cold.
      Warmed dog food much tastier lol

    • @ekul831
      @ekul831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao😂😂 you would think that it be common sense but i guess not lol. Slovak Duma

    • @danieldz7906
      @danieldz7906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If they heat this it would be good.

  • @DarthNVK1
    @DarthNVK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Дядя из Алабамы быстро спёкся от нашей еды, а с виду такой брутальный...А девчонки молодцы, особенно в полосатой майке. Зря только мясные консервы не греют, так было бы вкуснее.

    • @Greeknext1
      @Greeknext1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Эти пайки вообще лучше есть на голодный желудок после физической нагрузки , тогда они будут залетать как родные , лучшая еда в мире будет если не покушаешь денёк.

    • @Asmodus33
      @Asmodus33 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      я думаю его парню понравилось бы больше)

  • @Polar_Magnet
    @Polar_Magnet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Damn amateurs. YOU NEED TO HEAT UP THE FOOD!

    • @Ynknohoshizora
      @Ynknohoshizora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You also need to follow do god damn train

  • @Max.Kozlov
    @Max.Kozlov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    what are you doing?? you need to warm meal obviously

    • @lionknight1996
      @lionknight1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      man! They're eating matches and licking dry fuel. How would they warm the meal!

    • @michaelshamoun4462
      @michaelshamoun4462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lion Knight americans with russian stuff😂

    • @Prkr_
      @Prkr_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Это просто стыд, а не видео

    • @Nimue333
      @Nimue333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are muricans you can't ask too much from them 💁

    • @melancholyflow2956
      @melancholyflow2956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The girls looked at the dry fuel and said "I guess this is some kind of sugar?" "I thought it was a sponge."
      HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP?

  • @quodpipax
    @quodpipax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I'm from Russia and even I see that Alabama Boss Is just a hilarious troll.

    • @user-fi7bh1tk1q
      @user-fi7bh1tk1q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Evgeny Bogatsky Женя посоветуй этому жиробану годик посидеть на таком рационе жирок растрясет а то он привык жрать все жареное во фритюре

    • @ironman76701
      @ironman76701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @oatstime8553
      @oatstime8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know I really liked their reactions to the фруктовая палочка and паштет we're really funny because I remember eating that stuff as a kid lol

    • @mojouk8935
      @mojouk8935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Theirs a fella on here called Steve1989MREInfo
      , who has reviewed Russian MRE and given it a good review even it been several years old!

    • @houselightkell
      @houselightkell 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drav svooitè

  • @user-sj9mb7io9j
    @user-sj9mb7io9j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Hello from Mother Russia! You are fun, but some meals should be eaten warm, thats why you were given individual warmers. And you ate everything cold - and ruined a taste of quite good food.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      We definitely realized that a bit too late haha

    • @SonOfTheDawn515
      @SonOfTheDawn515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hell, I probably would have eaten it cold. I heated up maybe 5 MREs out of the hundreds I ate while I was in the service. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @directnotes
      @directnotes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cuz they dumb hicks lol jk i got dumb hicks in my family too

    • @thespectator2976
      @thespectator2976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just give them an Hamburger and som Coke. ;)

    • @MarkH10
      @MarkH10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Spasiba!
      We call these kinds of US people, 'fuqtards'.
      чертовски отсталый
      This is an attempt by our uncultured to embarrass our whole nation.
      As an embarrassed American, I apologize.

  • @novoehuevoe9340
    @novoehuevoe9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Матчи (matches") - understandable. have a nice day
    it's called "спички" (spichcki)

    • @axeinshloitse3743
      @axeinshloitse3743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao who cares

    • @FayFromGallifrey
      @FayFromGallifrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@axeinshloitse3743 Those who don't want to eat them instead of real food, I guess.

    • @egor9603
      @egor9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axeinshloitse3743 we do

  • @dustinschoemaker5268
    @dustinschoemaker5268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I would go to the woods with Ashley lol.

    • @drakemezquiti493
      @drakemezquiti493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dustin Schoemaker I would go also

    • @travisripley7388
      @travisripley7388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll just go with both lol

    • @75ur15
      @75ur15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would go with either, they would outlast me and leave me to die

    • @gmfan7044
      @gmfan7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would go anywhere she wanted😎

    • @devinbourgeois6560
      @devinbourgeois6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @gennadyreshetnikov5948
    @gennadyreshetnikov5948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    In this case "Матчи" is not a correct translation for "Matches", also "РастительнОЕ рагу". And why do you think there are three tablets of fuel for the stove? Warm your fucking main courses.

    • @warekeruz
      @warekeruz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matches-спички

    • @zatoichi4407
      @zatoichi4407 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      максим к они перевели спички как 'матчи'.

    • @user-ug4ow1qq2h
      @user-ug4ow1qq2h 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      С этого хохотнул, но с she is (она) вообще угорел почему-то.

    • @calvintales1150
      @calvintales1150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      А, так это спички! Господи, я думала, я с ума вообще схожу, что не могу слово с родного языка опознать. %) Загадочное видео.

    • @GoblinGhouly
      @GoblinGhouly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comrades !!!

  • @daddyosink4413
    @daddyosink4413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    If they would've just warmed it up .... Russian MREs are QUITE good, a buddy brought me some back from... ummm.... a country that we were never in.....

    • @spacerconrad
      @spacerconrad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ya gotta have at least a double digit IQ to figure them out, though.

    • @VineyardGHS
      @VineyardGHS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DaddyO's Ink exactly what I was thinking

    • @luckygunner8089
      @luckygunner8089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they are great mre's! i'w had a few when i was out hunting and they were delicious! well i needed all the salt and pepper they had but still really good!

    • @daddyosink4413
      @daddyosink4413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lucky Gunner European MREs are always very protein heavy where ours are full of carbs and chemicals. Lol.

    • @luckygunner8089
      @luckygunner8089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DaddyO's Ink well i love the american mre's too. Iw eaten lots of different mre's but my absolute favorite is the polish. Atleast taste vice. But i love the us because of all the accessories you get.

  • @johnschauder
    @johnschauder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Steve MRE 1989 would be in heaven eating this fresh of an MRE!

    • @neagle1688
      @neagle1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let's get this out onto the tray.. nice!

    • @ajrob2888
      @ajrob2888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn right he would! Lol.

  • @mars7357
    @mars7357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I need me an *Alabama* girl 😍

    • @Adamz678
      @Adamz678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      300lbs of lovin is what you would be looking for, then 10/4 alabama.

    • @dwightshrutte7574
      @dwightshrutte7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Watch out might be your cousin

    • @ruslang4794
      @ruslang4794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have no chances until you are not her brother

    • @drakemezquiti493
      @drakemezquiti493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adamz678 me tooo

    • @NoName-yw1pt
      @NoName-yw1pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you don't

  • @jasonrhodes9683
    @jasonrhodes9683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I can't believe Alabama Boss wouldn't eat it. I can't imagine him not eating anything that isn't fast enough to escape.

    • @jasonrhodes9683
      @jasonrhodes9683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Karl Marx fixed right, squirrels are good eating. Its funny, the smallest game animal, and we hunt it with a 12 gauge. WV

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe to him, skunk don't smell as bad as the idea of communism. I liked how Ashla was calling things out. Potted meat as a kid, and still licking everything. lol

    • @shackman9566
      @shackman9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonrhodes9683 never 12 gauge 410 is the ticket for most small game. Not to good for game bird's though 12 gauge has that covered. I've eaten a lot of US mre's and most of them aren't to bad some are terrible.

    • @meiskitty3248
      @meiskitty3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @TheEffoff
      @TheEffoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t understand people who are proud of their closed-mindedness. Fucking child.

  • @evan9557
    @evan9557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Boss eating the matches 😂😂😂

  • @silverarrow2013
    @silverarrow2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm pretty sure Alabama Boss would love an MRE that has Beer in it.

  • @elthanos6914
    @elthanos6914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you guys should let people who know how to prepare a mre do a review on a mre

  • @BearClawAK47
    @BearClawAK47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    He seems pretty picky for such a big guy.

    • @guyknightley3499
      @guyknightley3499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's big bc of beer lol

    • @gamer16cylinder17
      @gamer16cylinder17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Sowers probably true lol

    • @loganjones5766
      @loganjones5766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      apparently hes not an adventurous eater just a determined one.

    • @user-fi1xu1pp7p
      @user-fi1xu1pp7p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Sowers And fried chicken, ribs, potatoes and steak.

    • @kai2247
      @kai2247 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @ZodsSnappedNeck
    @ZodsSnappedNeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This is all wrong. What they should have done is gotten that out on to a tray..

    • @traytonbowers5805
      @traytonbowers5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Papa Johns I hate how I can see those words and automatically know who you are talking about.

    • @randomazn420
      @randomazn420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice

    • @budzz90
      @budzz90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'll be coming at you with something new... or old! Alright! cool! See ya!

    • @kvshgaming
      @kvshgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm not going to eat this.... Ok maybe I'll try a little bite

    • @samsamerton
      @samsamerton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

  • @martinmccoy9661
    @martinmccoy9661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    IS THAT A PLOUGG OF CHEW!

  • @lAsteriosl
    @lAsteriosl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Each time this man shows his disrespect to this food i has flashbacks of siege of Leningrad with cutted supply lines. To survive people eaten construction glue, shoes and belts from leather and tree bark, everything that can contain any calories. Mothers feed their babies with their own blood to give them at least something that can keep them alive. And people lived with this condition for 3 years, under bombing in city where almost whole year is winter, don't give up and keep fighting untill they win. And after I scrolled this in my head i see this gentleman from Alabama doing what his doing.
    Ofc he can have any opinion he want. If he thinks that this is dog food okay. But i also have opinion about him, negative one.
    Btw this MRE not supposed to eat cold that's why there matches and heaters inside, and that's why they are in metal containers, to you can warm it under fire.

    • @bobbastion7335
      @bobbastion7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      During the Siege of Leningrad, they also baked loaves of clay with grass inside for a little sustenance. And who do we think kicked Hitler's ass? USA? nope, Ruskies. Millions and millions of Russians. Props to the Russian people. I don't care for Communism but, hell, neither do they.

    • @vivi-fe5rj
      @vivi-fe5rj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobbastion7335 They also used to help Germany, it was mainly Britain who won the war.

    • @gzowine2860
      @gzowine2860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why so serious! You just read that shit you never lived it

    • @bobbastion7335
      @bobbastion7335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vivi-fe5rj Seriously? Britain would be speaking German right now if not for the US.

    • @lAsteriosl
      @lAsteriosl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gzowine2860 I hear it many times from my grandma. Rest in peace for her. I spend a lot of time in my childhood with my grandpearents. And hear a lot of storys from people who been there. And ofc i read it too. As i know in America you have one or two page about history of ww2. We have whole book only in shool program. Also a lot more if you intrested by your self.Tons of books, films, Museums, documentaries, many people who been here are still alive. Every family have grandparents who survive or die on this war, e v e r y f a m i l y.
      Yes, i never been here, but if for you it something too far away and too long ago. For me it right here, i can touch it.
      But don't worry i'm not get offended by this man or you, i understand why for americans this war means nothing, it's okay.

  • @TheCharleseye
    @TheCharleseye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    4:31 I've never wanted to be apple jam before today.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Everyone has something to aspire to...

    • @andrewcamby9595
      @andrewcamby9595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same brother

  • @royaldoughnut2131
    @royaldoughnut2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:02 "I'm from Alabama, we eat anything" Its go time boys.

  • @skavenqblight
    @skavenqblight ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just found this episode and this was funny as hell 😂😂 I seriously laughed harder than I have in months. You guys rock

  • @drbrown2402
    @drbrown2402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Try the etheopian MRE.....I think it's just air...

    • @RedboRF
      @RedboRF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and water

    • @markusajo5007
      @markusajo5007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      at least it has low calories

    • @YesYes-uj2ld
      @YesYes-uj2ld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no calories

    • @vicortiz5105
      @vicortiz5105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      assdragger doggystyle hahahahahah AMEN!!!

    • @maxmillion7634
      @maxmillion7634 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      assdragger doggystyle Lololololol!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scottsaylors1996
    @scottsaylors1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Girls need to be more like the girls from rated red

    • @VineyardGHS
      @VineyardGHS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scott Saylors you mean ignorant Hicks that can't close their mouth when they chew food

    • @scottsaylors1996
      @scottsaylors1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Vineyard 480 well. Somebody’s dickish today...

    • @burleydad
      @burleydad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He means, fun, enthused, open to new experiences AND attractive! What's not to like?!

    • @daddyosink4413
      @daddyosink4413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Will Zadick I live in GA and have to disagree....

    • @okai.chelsea6633
      @okai.chelsea6633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alabama born and raised 😂

  • @alexcurly4669
    @alexcurly4669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Это вам ещё шпик в пайке не попался 😂

    • @oscargzz
      @oscargzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Que?

    • @angelinapitsurenko1971
      @angelinapitsurenko1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oscargzz шпик (shpik) is just a pig fat and it's very confusing for foreigners but we eat it with a bread

  • @BigKeithDog
    @BigKeithDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There's two things in the video I'd love to eat...😋

  • @Andrey-wp7rw
    @Andrey-wp7rw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If you heat up your food at home. You should heat up an mre. It was set up to fail

  • @machaksilver
    @machaksilver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    OK, here is the comment from a Russian guy who had to eat A LOT of this stuff back in the day. Russian MREs sometime before 2012 were REALLY good. Tasty, lots of calories, great choice. Except for crackers, they were always terrible, we used to call the "wolf's cookies" (волчьи пряники), but you use them as a makeshift spoons to eat other food or with jam.
    After 2012, I think, the quality went downhill, but the good news are - I don't have to eat this shit anymore.

    • @blazingsniperz5080
      @blazingsniperz5080 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bravo well with these Russian mres u have to mix some stuff and heat some stuff i should know im Russian! and i wonder if that boss guy knows that america would be destroyed when faced to Russia well not completly anyway but lets just use the word if im going down yur coming down with me!!!!

  • @rdoe647
    @rdoe647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell Alabama boss is not from the trailer park 😂

  • @leotimtom6637
    @leotimtom6637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The tastiest part about Russian MRE- matches.

  • @tonychafin2645
    @tonychafin2645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    *cough cough* especially if Ashla wears them stretchy yoga survival pants.......
    .

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, it's "tactical" survival pants

    • @tonychafin2645
      @tonychafin2645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rated Red OH I agree, the tactical applications for the material used can definitely be seen in it's load bearing qualities.........

    • @markcitarella454
      @markcitarella454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where I can see her in these survival pants ... for science of course

    • @karlscheuring6366
      @karlscheuring6366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      giggidi giggidi goo

  • @ThiccJungles
    @ThiccJungles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I need an Ashla in my life!

    • @Savage-wp1wo
      @Savage-wp1wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back off she's mine!

    • @user-tt6nd6iv8b
      @user-tt6nd6iv8b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      21 Savage she wouldn’t go for both of your pussy asses.

    • @LindaStuan
      @LindaStuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol internet bangers always funny as shit

    • @jacobbattle3486
      @jacobbattle3486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao conflict

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LindaStuan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN LMFAO. She's never yours, it's just your turn. #TheyreAllHoes #AWALT

  • @bauerca3263
    @bauerca3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:55 laughed when he started slamming the fig on the plate

  • @brucebisbey9554
    @brucebisbey9554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hilarious. The girls were awesome and funny. Alabama Boss, killed me, had me laughing hard. They made me subscribe and will watch regularly. Cheers

  • @RyanCowley_
    @RyanCowley_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “This is like fiiine cuisine”
    Honestly it bodes well for me that Ashla has super low standards

  • @germanicus51
    @germanicus51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Having worked with MANY Russians (both adults & children) at a (mostly) Slavic charter school, i can attest they are charming and very nice people. A bit hard to get to know at first, but one you do they are some of the best friends you will ever have. Their cooking and culinary skills are fantastic and they are very generous with pretty much anything they have. The MREs may not be to our taste, but i can assure you , if their military issues it, it has to be pretty good for it's intended purpose.

    • @Idk-fl2ed
      @Idk-fl2ed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What tf does that have to do with this

    • @adeelm9028
      @adeelm9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Idk-fl2ed it's to open your eyes to outside of your town

    • @Idk-fl2ed
      @Idk-fl2ed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@adeelm9028 oh please... stfu. You sound just as dumb.

    • @adeelm9028
      @adeelm9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Idk-fl2ed Cheers, appreciate your feedback man. I'm sure you know some people love idle talk but your opinion is unique. Top guy you are 👌👌. Keep up the good work. We need more people like you to open the eyes of all the nations. One man can make a difference!
      Cheers me old chum.

    • @eastcoastdipper8885
      @eastcoastdipper8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      g croyle generous because communsism

  • @scheusselmensch5713
    @scheusselmensch5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How the hell did Mr. Picky actually manage to end up that big? He looks like he never met a food he didn't like!!

  • @jasoffical24
    @jasoffical24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “If you was gettin your ass kicked by the United States”😂😂😂😂

  • @CZR23
    @CZR23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    These are my kind of girls.. Down to earth.

  • @saturnsl89
    @saturnsl89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Crazy Russian hacker would be disappointed!

  • @asko9493
    @asko9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Это еда для солдат, а не для клоунов. Я ел такое в армии и это очень вкусно. Там спички и топливо лежит вы че совсем идиоты? Это нужно: а) Разогреть b) Перемешать c) Есть с хлебом. Рукожопы.

  • @benhobson5635
    @benhobson5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm calling dibs on going to the woods with Ashley lol

    • @kornelious1
      @kornelious1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can have Ashley, I want Ashla :P

    • @chrisfrazier1609
      @chrisfrazier1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Hobson you can go after me into the woods by yourself cause she going to marry me we live about 20 mins apart so I’m going to run into her one day

    • @TheRogueGriffin
      @TheRogueGriffin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL Guaranteed date fail calling her the wrong name.

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll take Abby any day. FMK = Ashla, Abby, Boss ; IOW, Ashla would be fun for 20 minutes, Abby is wife material. (Sorry, Boss!)

  • @actionjackson442
    @actionjackson442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Looking at the candy stripe shirt on Ashla, I know what dessert is 😋

  • @kitten6944
    @kitten6944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    How about you guys get someone that actually knows how to prepare and eat MREs to do a review

    • @mikemccoy4832
      @mikemccoy4832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Steve1984MRE is your guy. th-cam.com/channels/2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA.html

    • @kylereese3957
      @kylereese3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that would be NICE

    • @mcfigglestein5346
      @mcfigglestein5346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Roderick storey i miss the sound of a spoon clinking in a glass while mixing a fruit drink powder.

    • @johnwynn5050
      @johnwynn5050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because this is funny with hot southern girls and what you said isn’t. Dumbass

    • @iblockpuncheswithmyface1490
      @iblockpuncheswithmyface1490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crazy Russian Hacker.

  • @blkrob55
    @blkrob55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that a plug of chew? No it's food. Lol

  • @chilicook678
    @chilicook678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With that level of IQ you are not kicking anyone's ass in any type of warfare. So sit down and munch on that cheese and crackers :D

  • @karthikprabu7354
    @karthikprabu7354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Even if you give the dude a all american Burger with some Russian written on it he is going to puke

  • @crazy8sdrums
    @crazy8sdrums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "Morons try Russian MREs."

    • @severrnijKGU
      @severrnijKGU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crazy 8s Drums I Thinks it's actually spelled "morans"....

    • @crazy8sdrums
      @crazy8sdrums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, you might be one too....

    • @crazy8sdrums
      @crazy8sdrums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ^^^ Internet tough guy.

    • @aklokateer8573
      @aklokateer8573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No u

    • @theyeetboy3468
      @theyeetboy3468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy 8s Drums it does look like dog food and uncooked food I think that why they gave you a match and some other crap

  • @mr.radical2899
    @mr.radical2899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:32 I volunteer!! I volunteer as tribute!! I volunteer as tribute!🙋‍♂️

  • @NeganFluffyFurry
    @NeganFluffyFurry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm from Alabama, we eat anything!" Lmao I wonder what she eats

  • @VSO_Gun_Channel
    @VSO_Gun_Channel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seriously, this is the best video RR has put out yet. Watched it twice. Almost died

  • @HaydenHKD
    @HaydenHKD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Ashla looks like Megan Fox only better

    • @eaglesfly5236
      @eaglesfly5236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What I was thinking as well. I think she is hotter than Megan Fox.

    • @1Life2Little
      @1Life2Little 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She also sound more stupid... have fun.

    • @QuickScope771
      @QuickScope771 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1Life2Little lmao stoooooop

    • @Spandex415
      @Spandex415 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha right

    • @KDErkisi
      @KDErkisi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's because Megan Fox ruined her face with bad and completely unnecessary operations.

  • @LeRoyTremblay978
    @LeRoyTremblay978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Def bring Ashley to the woods and rub that cheese all over her

  • @MrNoneskull
    @MrNoneskull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They got a K-9 unit, and this is HIS food...."
    I died.

  • @Brykk
    @Brykk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I wanted to go to the woods with ashla before.

  • @rowdytv4812
    @rowdytv4812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Is that a plug of chew?" 😂

  • @jaquestrap
    @jaquestrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol big boy over here would be the kind of guy to open an American MRE and not understand what half the shit inside is

  • @jonathanallen9596
    @jonathanallen9596 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you were a Russian getting your ass kicked by an American you'd want some of this. Lol

  • @CarnivoraFilm
    @CarnivoraFilm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I feel like the Russian ration pack would be an onion and some vodka.

    • @stewarthayhurst1079
      @stewarthayhurst1079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some vodka and bread only problem is you have to line for 8 hours to get the bread

    • @nworesistance9834
      @nworesistance9834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      stewart hayhurst Russian military are actually extremely well fed. And people in the video completely messed up everything with this MRE. They didn't heat it up either.

    • @strif3s
      @strif3s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like your a fucking stereotypical pig

    • @simonh5110
      @simonh5110 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CarnivoraFilm hahahahaab

    • @nah6430
      @nah6430 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would be OK with that

  • @pugach_bky5297
    @pugach_bky5297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Первобытные люди, и те, знали, что на огне можно готовить. Похоже в США эволюция пошла своим путем.

    • @TrashPanda5150
      @TrashPanda5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plenty of Russian people wouldn't know what to do with a US MRE. US heaters don't use fire, they use water. Every country has idiots.

    • @rusrus4524
      @rusrus4524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Они же тупые

  • @GunslifeMA
    @GunslifeMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    In Russia u don't try the MRE's the MRE's try u

  • @jesusgutierrez4013
    @jesusgutierrez4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Girl with red and white said, "I'm from Alabama" 😂😂😂💀

  • @physh101mp
    @physh101mp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I worked with the Russians in Kosovo. They showed me that you are supposed to mix some one the things together in a cup and heat it up before eating it.

    • @PlaylistProleteriat
      @PlaylistProleteriat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly! They didnt heat any of that stuff up or bother to try translating before eating.

    • @supersupermao
      @supersupermao 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      >Russians
      >Kosovo
      Boy you gotta get your geography levels up

    • @imrekalman9044
      @imrekalman9044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Russian VDV was present at the Pristina Airport, Kosovo in '99.

    • @supersupermao
      @supersupermao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahhh thank you

    • @blazingsniperz5080
      @blazingsniperz5080 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE AMERICANS! THEY DONT BOTHER TO TRANSLATE OUR WORDS IF YOUR GOING TO GET SOMETHING FROM ANOTHER CONTRY KNOW HOW TO EAT IT AND WHAT IT SAYSS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @revenant849
    @revenant849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I started to die of laughter when they realized they could warm the food up

  • @AndrewLoyal
    @AndrewLoyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most American Americans you could have ever found. Love it!

  • @Greeknext1
    @Greeknext1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You guys have a real national problems if your girls recognizes matches faster than your men.

  • @falconettig
    @falconettig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mix them up , give 'em some heat, job's done. That's how this works.

    • @Ratedred
      @Ratedred  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      We...uh, may have missed that one

  • @foodandfuntraveler5859
    @foodandfuntraveler5859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Alabama Boss needs to try and review Dollar General $1.00 ribeye steaks.

    • @JohnSmith-dv5pi
      @JohnSmith-dv5pi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Manuel J eww

    • @JD-hi1gi
      @JD-hi1gi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you trying to kill him 😂 they are so gross

    • @fairwinds610
      @fairwinds610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skip fry them with teriyaki sauce, serve over rice.

    • @TX97SR20DET
      @TX97SR20DET 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alabama Boss needs to try and review the Dollar Shave Club.

  • @mogol109
    @mogol109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The girls seem to be quite rude. The man isnt much more polite either.

  • @Th_MF
    @Th_MF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    crazy russian hacker is laughing right now

  • @Nuraslan
    @Nuraslan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So, you don't know how to heat food in States? I feel so sorry for you, poor people

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nuraslan Baltemir in American mres you just add water to a little baggie and it heats

    • @splintercat1
      @splintercat1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heating food isn't field expedient so it's kinda realistic. Maybe on a fire crew.

    • @dragonryderzx14r57
      @dragonryderzx14r57 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Needing fire to cook a meal is a waste. America just doesnt go cave man and use fire for everything

  • @comradeturtle2989
    @comradeturtle2989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You cyka heat up the food it tastes better

  • @user-iw1vi8th6e
    @user-iw1vi8th6e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, you should at least read the instructions before you eat it 😆
    Americans are so used to their GMO campaign that they can't tell the difference between matches and food...

  • @sirvitiate4556
    @sirvitiate4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video should be renamed to Hillbillys try Russian MREs

  • @devilsrevenge7393
    @devilsrevenge7393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I rather watch crazy Russian hacker do this

    • @juriss.4551
      @juriss.4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a channel where russian guy tries world army's MREs. American one wasnt good.

  • @johnellis6959
    @johnellis6959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Try French, that be interesting. It probably tastes like surrender. 😂

    • @TheRoadhammer379
      @TheRoadhammer379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Ellis excellent!

    • @jt-ru5iy
      @jt-ru5iy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Ellis They are honestly not that good

    • @tylerjirkovsky482
      @tylerjirkovsky482 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veva la franc veva la franc

    • @machinehead7768
      @machinehead7768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rumor has it that French MREs come with a large white cloth, but it’s not to clean your hands lmao

    • @Nick-vc3jt
      @Nick-vc3jt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Ellis Ah history memes warm my heart you have earned my respect sir

  • @whitewalker57
    @whitewalker57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A couple of strands of hair in my....(wait for it) poop"? You are awesome!

  • @212caboose
    @212caboose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boss sounds so disappointed when the fig bar is food and not a plug of chew... LOL

  • @SupaEMT134
    @SupaEMT134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is it me, or is Abby getting exponentially hotter?

  • @DCYote1
    @DCYote1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The food tastes like @$$ until you heat it up, then the fat melts and it's delicious. I'd take one of those over a veggie omelette MRE any day.

    • @SonOfTheDawn515
      @SonOfTheDawn515 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DC Yote I actually didn't mind the cheese and veggie omelette. Was never a first choice but I could eat it.

  • @JMPJoshuaPalermo
    @JMPJoshuaPalermo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody ate cat food as a kid unless you were a little old lady

  • @lonewolf3902
    @lonewolf3902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why am I laughing at alabama boss saying it's got a cow on it

  • @sps-vf4qq
    @sps-vf4qq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    why didnt they heat these?!?

    • @neonickhaos4811
      @neonickhaos4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think Russians do normal shit?!

    • @Nahal0nok
      @Nahal0nok 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      they don't have a microwave.

    • @Cowboyespo36
      @Cowboyespo36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZAR ZO Hey you go fuck yourself 👌🏻

    • @DerMacko
      @DerMacko 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      they didnt read the instructions....

    • @tsar_zo8007
      @tsar_zo8007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cowboyespo36 Nah... I've got bitches to fuck all around me 😘

  • @AtrioEterno
    @AtrioEterno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It would be better if you HEAT up the things with meat in it and stir it up as its cooking. before eating it. The Liver Pate or Pashtet as its pronounced in Russian, can be eaten Cold or warm. Best served Cold.

  • @borsigdoesvideos1824
    @borsigdoesvideos1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:31 alabama boss: eats it uncooked
    me: 64CKING DUMBA**, YOU FORGOT TO HEAT IT UP

  • @sgtsan6976
    @sgtsan6976 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Americans don't have the matches, we have a chemical bag that heats up the food

  • @linditpapaj1345
    @linditpapaj1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The barfing seems a bit forced for views, still funny though. Especially when Abby said "Putin" for what's inside the mre

  • @13Dedmoroz
    @13Dedmoroz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Блять, удивительные вы американцы люди. Ска вам же даже показали *ЧТО НАДО РАЗОГРЕВАТЬ ПЕРЕД УПОТРЕБЛЕНИЕМ!* Вы же это сами поняли когда поджигали спиртовые таблетки. Чтож вы сырым то все жрете и удивляетесь что оно противное ? *И ЧТО САМОЕ УДИВИТЕЛЬНОЕ ЖРЕТЕ СЫРЫМ В ТОТ МОМЕНТ КОГДА РЯДОМ САМИ ЖЕ РАЗОЖГЛИ ОГОНЬ.* Не перестаю я удивляться вам. You Americans are amazing people. They even showed you *What you need to warm up before using!* You understood this yourself when you set fire to alcohol tablets. So you are raw, then you are all eating and wondering if it is contrary? *AND THAT THE MOST AWESOME you eat not cooked food, AT THE MOMENT WHEN THEY ARE RISEN OF FIRE.* I do not cease to marvel at you. *¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

    • @NemiroFF100500
      @NemiroFF100500 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Может они ради прикола это все делали? Просто спички жрать это как-то совсем уже

    • @Calico_Calicos
      @Calico_Calicos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      а почему французский паёк не надо разогревать чтобы понять что это сьедобная, нормальная, вкусная еда, и там тоже разогрев есть и с разогревом он тоже сьедобный и вкуснее.
      Ещё можно собачье гавно подогреть, по этому совету, вдруг вкуснее станет и его можно будет есть.

  • @deadpan237
    @deadpan237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    just fyi those MRE's are rated up to 5 years and a lot of retailers will sell expired MRE's so do be careful. there should be some documentation inside showing the expiration date

  • @kinjiru731
    @kinjiru731 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm laughing my ass off at her licking the fuel tab.

  • @SoleHarrower
    @SoleHarrower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed so hard. Dude with beard my new cable guy. Well that is about as big as a US cold weather mre

  • @user-dq7ld8np1w
    @user-dq7ld8np1w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Блин, вы бы хоть инструкцию прочитали перед тем как это есть 😆
    Американцы походу настолько привыкли к своему ГМО, что не могут спички от еды отличить...🤔

    • @davidrozo766
      @davidrozo766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So google translate sucks and most of what it gave me made very little sense l. But i think the person that got the MREs was the only one how looked at the instructions and the people on the video were left to try and figure things out.

    • @jorjagpolny5284
      @jorjagpolny5284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It hurts to read your google translate russian...

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cyka blyat!

    • @rusrus4524
      @rusrus4524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Кстати да поржал как спички жрали ))))

    • @FayFromGallifrey
      @FayFromGallifrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Забавно обвинять кого-то в глупости, и думать, что ГМО - это что-то плохое. Бояться ГМО примерно тоже, что жрать спички. Как вообщем и вешать ярлыки на целые страны.

  • @xXdetroit15Xx
    @xXdetroit15Xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Is that a plug of chew?”😂

  • @AndyHeisz
    @AndyHeisz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol that big burly dude was such a wimp, like the girls ate way more and didn't even hesitate.