I love Martinez and I want to see more of this nasty mindset from the whole squad cos we’ve been soft as dog shit for several years now. Every team wants to beat us more than anyone else and you have to be nasty to combat that, it’s was one of our biggest traits during the Fergie era. ETH is bringing that back, many of his signings have an aggressive mentality and it’s really needed.
Joes metaphor is the best thing I’ve ever heard. The family are news media and rival fans. Christmas is the league The turkey is good performances The dog is United Death is winning All dogs go to heaven
Our back four and Onana is looking good, we have a the makings of a solid midfield and it’s certainly creative, but those forward players need to pull their fingers out. Missing Hojlund bad imo
A yellow was correct for that Martinez tackle. It's a dangerous tackle and those can be given a yellow even if they don't make contact. Never a direct red without contact though. And always a direct red and big suspension if there was contact.
The problem with Guardiola is stubborn with his tactics that they can't be throwing crosses and long shots. they were repeating the same movement on the ball time and time again expecting different results which is insanity.
That's why he said the key to winning is having the best players. He's a joke and BTW has wasted his time at manchester city. Disgraced club, manager, players.
Our back line is looking right and Ohnana is playing well right now. Midfield is coming along slowly, but it's still getting better. The biggest weakness for this club is scoring goals! We need a elite #9 scoring machine!
Tbh Joe, they was all shaking hands in the tunnel before kick off😂 manufactured rivalries that only ever gets interesting when the ref makes controversial decisions
For the same reason the Southampton player got sent off for fouling Garnacho. The tackle itself didn’t do anything to him but it’s the kind of challenge that could break someone’s leg if it goes wrong. The yellow was to put him on notice that he can’t attempt those kind of challenges
@@markopetkovic3disagree. He was controlled, knew he wasn’t going to make contact, it was intimidation which isn’t a foul in the rule book. Actually pretty smart from him in my opinion.
All we can say about that challenge is that God clearly is a United fan because if he was not Martinez would have broke the palace players leg in three places and got banned for 6 months.
Joe you don’t need money. The path of the Druid begins with a single step. Stick out a thumb and see what happens. 🤣. This was fing hilarious don’t fall of your ladders
Oh ye of little faith. Every journey starts with a step and right now we are taking better steps. Besides if you watched man utd last season and this season, you’ll know how absurd you sound. patience man, there’s 33 more games to go.
Whether it's in vogue this week or not, while ETH is there it will be a shambles..Dumped DDG after 1 poor game against the best team in the world probably...but sticks with Onana after 50+ shit games, 100+ conceded...thinks Rasmus is anything other than crap. Wheatley...(to anyone who actually watches the kids coming through) is head and shoulders above Rasmus and Zirkzee...buys Chido Obi-Martin, no sign of the guy. I honestly believe Everton will finish above us this year if they don't shift ETH and his shite signings out...average points per game so far this season leaves us 8th...same as last season..not progress....more likely 16th on current strikers being picked.
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Give whoever came up with this show a fat raise 😂😂😂
I love Martinez and I want to see more of this nasty mindset from the whole squad cos we’ve been soft as dog shit for several years now. Every team wants to beat us more than anyone else and you have to be nasty to combat that, it’s was one of our biggest traits during the Fergie era. ETH is bringing that back, many of his signings have an aggressive mentality and it’s really needed.
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Exactly we need more dog mentality players
Joes metaphor is the best thing I’ve ever heard.
The family are news media and rival fans.
Christmas is the league
The turkey is good performances
The dog is United
Death is winning
All dogs go to heaven
"Vincent Kompany somehow had 5 shots" 😂😂😂 9:41
Good spot hahahaha
Had to rewind that one, came straight to the comments😭
Editor doing bits on these
So?? ✌🏼
Our back four and Onana is looking good, we have a the makings of a solid midfield and it’s certainly creative, but those forward players need to pull their fingers out. Missing Hojlund bad imo
This is so funny! You guys are great together! 😅😅😅
It was so good i'm gonna watch it again later.
Why are people making serious points about United in the chat?
Love Martinez mazraoui and de ligt ❤
This was class 😂
Genius these two together… 🤣🤣🙌🏻 Highlight of the week… love it…
Love Adam’s energy lol
3:56 OMDS that makes so much sense😭😭
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Having a bad day and so needed the pisstake today!
Thank you 😂😂😂😂
THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON YT HANDS DOWN!
The editing is unreal lads keep it up!
A yellow was correct for that Martinez tackle. It's a dangerous tackle and those can be given a yellow even if they don't make contact.
Never a direct red without contact though. And always a direct red and big suspension if there was contact.
Everton managed to bin another win
The problem with Guardiola is stubborn with his tactics that they can't be throwing crosses and long shots. they were repeating the same movement on the ball time and time again expecting different results which is insanity.
That's why he said the key to winning is having the best players. He's a joke and BTW has wasted his time at manchester city. Disgraced club, manager, players.
Plastic fake club
And lo and behold, they got the equaliser from getting it wide and crossing. Like they should have been for half an hour.
"Its called conversation" 😂😂 great banter lads
Our back line is looking right and Ohnana is playing well right now. Midfield is coming along slowly, but it's still getting better. The biggest weakness for this club is scoring goals! We need a elite #9 scoring machine!
Love this vid. Good job boys.
Premier League Pisstake being on Mondays is fantastic
This is a brilliant show lads 😅😅😅😅
So many of Joe’s facts are from QI; I know this because I also use them all the time 😅😂
What's QI?
I am actually rolling around laughing lol
Favorite show of all time
Haha that handshake kills me 😂😂
You can never have too much comedy
Martinez = The Monk
Tbh Joe, they was all shaking hands in the tunnel before kick off😂 manufactured rivalries that only ever gets interesting when the ref makes controversial decisions
Why are we judging Martinez on what could have happened? I don’t even get the yellow card. Are we living in the Minority Report?
Thank you! Literally no foul happened yet everyone is blowing this shit out of proportion
I was baffled 😂
He attempted to block what he thought world be a clearance attempt. Nothing like United supporters throwing raw meat to the haters.
For the same reason the Southampton player got sent off for fouling Garnacho. The tackle itself didn’t do anything to him but it’s the kind of challenge that could break someone’s leg if it goes wrong. The yellow was to put him on notice that he can’t attempt those kind of challenges
@@markopetkovic3disagree. He was controlled, knew he wasn’t going to make contact, it was intimidation which isn’t a foul in the rule book. Actually pretty smart from him in my opinion.
We don’t need “ coming up “ 😂 cos I’m about to watch it right now.
this show is so iconic
We need Premier League Its A Pisstake When we lose and others dont.
If we win and others lose then Premier League Pisstake.
Yep, that was definitely Bruno Guimarães 😂
They were in a giddy mood recording this one
All we can say about that challenge is that God clearly is a United fan because if he was not Martinez would have broke the palace players leg in three places and got banned for 6 months.
Silliness.
Three places? Bro it's no worse than the average Sunday league tackle
Nth like God in football , it's either a free kick or not , he made no contact the yellow card was uncall for
Great content this 😂
Joe you don’t need money. The path of the Druid begins with a single step. Stick out a thumb and see what happens. 🤣. This was fing hilarious don’t fall of your ladders
He read the rulebook from 1982 and stuck with it 😂
My pet hamster watched this video with most excellency. 😂🎉🐹
Bruno Guimaraes turned into Kalvin Phillips. come on lads!
That was the greatest video ever 😂
best hand shake 🤣🤣🤣
Joe, how do you think about a dog dying by eating too much turkey and connect it to United😂
Imagine eating so much that your stomach FLIPS
Prem pisstake
best part of my
paddock week
I didn’t know February had 2 r’s in it till today
+1 like for the Anjuna Beach reference
PL PISSTAKE IS BACK❤
That air conditioning made 80% of this video seem like an Office episode
WTF was that dog story about... Adam's close up sums up my reaction...
Martinez was trying not to get megged.
More of this.
Haaland is the most man utd type player to ever play for city
Does Joe try to spin anything that happens in a positive way
Never chat about Chelsea when we win lol
Haha this video was pure comedy. Love it!
7:38 what did Joe say 👀
Sounds crappy. Adam sounds like he’s under a duvet
Wtf did i just watch 😕
it's official these two know nothing about football.
HOLD THAT 😂
Over 100 comments on this channel from a City fan… Hahahahaha Rent free even when we’re shite
115 be quiet
I guess city fan channels are just boring as fuck, just like every city fan.
Highlight watching stats obsessed idiots have somehow convinced the world that city and arsenal are the best teams ever
Grealish and haaland should be United players.
Please stop pissing about with the camera ...
7 points from 15 isn’t anything to be positive about even know performances are better…
Then stay negative all day and be miserable then
yes it is 11th aint bad last season we conceeeded so many
@@kevin98989will then while our biggest rivals challenges for premier leagues and champions leagues…
I thought it was about style of play? 😂
Oh ye of little faith. Every journey starts with a step and right now we are taking better steps. Besides if you watched man utd last season and this season, you’ll know how absurd you sound. patience man, there’s 33 more games to go.
Whether it's in vogue this week or not, while ETH is there it will be a shambles..Dumped DDG after 1 poor game against the best team in the world probably...but sticks with Onana after 50+ shit games, 100+ conceded...thinks Rasmus is anything other than crap. Wheatley...(to anyone who actually watches the kids coming through) is head and shoulders above Rasmus and Zirkzee...buys Chido Obi-Martin, no sign of the guy. I honestly believe Everton will finish above us this year if they don't shift ETH and his shite signings out...average points per game so far this season leaves us 8th...same as last season..not progress....more likely 16th on current strikers being picked.
Tldnr but 😂 regardless
This is either the worst troll of all time or we need to call an ambulance to save you from that stroke you had when you started typing.
Just go find a new team already. We don't want people like you here.