Charlie Brooker on Phillip Schofield coming out - Charlie Brooker's Antiviral Wipe
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ค. 2020
- Charlie Brooker returns with a special edition of Screenwipe, focusing on 2020 and the Coronavirus pandemic. Cleverly naming 'Antiviral Wipe' Charlie Brooker gives his spin on current events from his living room
Charlie Brooker's Antiviral Wipe 2020 - ตลก
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The whole episode was comedy f*cking gold and people need to see it. Please put it back!
The full episode is on vimeo.
I’m surprised that Philip stayed there on the set as it well known that he likes to do a runner. 😉
YES ! COME ON !!!!!!!
Annnnndd wait for it... (Thunderous round of applause!)
The lad he was sleeping with Philip knew him since he was 10 years old a bit a groom.
It reminds me of when Kevin Spacey was accused of sexual assault so he came out as gay, or Mario Batali was accused o sexual harassment and sent out a recipe at the end of his newsletter. You know, normal things to do that take responsibility for your actions.
@@ArrKayLondonit's crazy! All these gay men in show business are just raping minors and if we call them out we get called homophobes
That last line. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was worth viewing to see the discomfiture on Eamonn Holmes's little face as Philip reached out a hand after being hugged like he had scored a last-minute winner at Wembley, and Eamonn, nervously, and allowed Philip to yank it towards him...
Hardly a surprise when he came out.
Holly's changed her tune since this, hasn't she?
I suppose when you’ve been having a go on a bunch of 16 year old boys you probably should “come out”.
Once upon a time there was a young lass who worked in a prestigious mall in a telelphone and laptop shop, that was next to a Swarofski stand on one side and a couture boutique called Wild Thang on the other. She loved her job. Helen Baust had been a nerdy loner in high school- always feeling too tall her her prom dress and too thin for her high tops. Her job changed all of that. Drawn into a an exciting world of technological innovation, high science and high fashion Helen's life improved tenfold.
Everything was going right for Helen. Until one day, disaster struck.
It was a boring Thursday afternoon, the type where the minutes stretch into years and the dull workaday rain on the dull workaday concrete was upsetting Helen,who was hosting a visit from a famous music group called Perihelion ,who were so chic their business card had a waiting list.
She couldn't wait to spoil them with the full star package , spa visits and health food, a signature look from her exclusive collections- it was nationwide, she could feel it.
The day went absolutely swimmingly, until it came time for Helen to pick her own outfit for the meet and greet. She hovered indecisively between the rad and sassy black leather jeans in Diaspora , the chic and very smooth skirt suits in Dingaling in a modest moss green with gold accent piping. There was a very cosy looking cable knit sweater in autumn colours ranging from gold, through copper to bold cherry red that would bring out the auburn in her hair...but did she look like a great big wally?
She flipped through a rack of suits until a sudden choking suffocation came on her and she nearly blacked out. She fell to the carpet, grey marl tiles cushioning her fall-convinced the suit on the rack had come alive and tried to strangle her.
The same thing happened by the greys, and again in the Disney shop until she went back to Wild Thang and wore a bright lemon tunic with a small banded ribbon of embroidered diamond shapes in black and silver, to wear with the sassy black leather.
She couldn't account for it, nor could she
Remember what might have precipitated the event- she had a horrible sense of deja vu, but she'd never been epileptic. She believed her self to be more sober than judges.
Perihelion called just after lunch to see if she could meet them on the north side, at the entrance.
The north side of the mall was half a mile of glossy black marble tiling away and the madding crowd were waiting on the east side, in the pub next to the Wacky Warehouse.
The north side was oldest part of the mall and still boasted original brickwork, a huge old mill wheel from the industrial era, it had wrought iron window frames and a stone nub by the door to scrape mud off your boot. In carefully engraved sandstone the sign read "Heaven's Grace Waits" and a plaque of the original owners "Mister and Mrs Woollough laid the foundations of Upper Seelson Mall in 1823. This stone commemorates their noble sacrifice to the industry of the town"
Helen had always wondered what their sacrifice was, but it was quite small writing, so few people commented on it.
Perihelion said the North Entrance looked older than Methusela and that they were frightened of the ghosts of slaves.
Get In My Mouth bakestore had a twofers on gingerbread men she thought was a propitious sign, but down the way Mall-ignificent were running 15% Discount on synthetic cashmere. She noticed the Locksmith had gone out of business, although the glitter phone case stand was thriving.
She never made it to the front entrance of the mall- before the Softcore Ice-cream parlor but after Kickabout sport, she fainted, leaving Too Cool Perihelion dawdling on the doorstep until someone called an ambulance.
They said she was suffering from severe anaemia. She couldn't be roused all the way to the hospital
The lead singer of Perihelion who was wearing a faux tiger print flocked pvc suit and a black lace romance shirt belted with a giant silver buckle depicting a dragon rampant with flashing gold eyes that seemed to Ray upon the people of buckletown dominantly said she was sure ghosts had attacked the staff that day. She said she knew, and that she would know any haunted object if she could see it .
First they thought it was a haunted laptop, or perhaps a creepy doll, but the singer of Perihelion took them straight to the suit store and demanded the suits be exorcised.
Unfortunately, everyone who went into the shop that day,died.
Unfortunately the jibe about dead slaves was too right. Back in the early days of the shopping centre a number of illegal migrants had slept above the shops in low paid positions and for twenty years or more they had never left the mall.
To hide their deaths, of over work, they had been ground into the plaster of Paris that pasted the brickwork.
They don't know what roused the animus or spirits of the dead slaves- was it the satellite antenna or new radiators that warmed the place even in the night? Was the noise of the screaming fans enough to wake the dead?
Eventually Helen woke from her sleep, convinced a vampire had attacked her and refused to go back in the mall, believing her assailant to be hiding in the air vents or cellars, waiting for her.
She Eventually moved her whole Franchise "Is It Me You're Looking For?" Across the road, and never set foot in the mall again.
Charlie predicted Huw Edwards
I wonder, whatever happened to Philli Buster?
Laurence Fishburne is looking a bit pasty.
I wouldn't cuddle anyone on account of their sexual orientation.
Never mind his poor family
Will Charlie do an update now that Schofield identifies as a nonce?
Nancy came out of the closet 😂
He only did this because one of the papers was going to write about it. Nothing brave about coming out, unless you live in Saudi Arabia.
Seriously? One of the papers was going to deliberately out him?
@@shelbyvillerules9962 the sun
@@vanillaorchid Of course.
He's not the victim here.
Has everyone forgotten about his wife?
Nothing brave about coming out?
You’re clearly not gay. If you were you wouldn’t be saying that, because you evidently do not know the struggles of the gay community.
Will Charlie do an update now that Schofield identifies as a nonce?
nah he's too busy with netflix stuff and probably doesn't want to go back to satirical charlie brooker.
@@Garbageman28 shame
Shame russel brand is as well now 😂
@@hyywe240 Charlie on Brand: In other news, water is wet.