Craig Ferguson Argues With Geoff The Robot

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.พ. 2012
  • Craig claims to have been bribed with chocolate coins to swear less. For each cuss, he must give one up to Michael Naidus. When Craig and Geoff the Robot fall to arguing about Charles Dickens, his stash is seriously endangered. February 7, 2012
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  • @wasabiluver
    @wasabiluver 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    Careful, Icarus.

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 11 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "Well don't go there anymore dumb ass." Great advice.

  • @kris242
    @kris242 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

    i friggen love the relationship between Craig and Geoff. They're seriously the best late night duo of all.

  • @theyaremakingme
    @theyaremakingme 12 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    I never saw the incredible sophisticated existential allegory of the show before.

  • @AdaylnTheLifeOf
    @AdaylnTheLifeOf 11 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    "I actually have been to Miami Florida. I got a tatoo in Miami Florida. You know why? Cause I got skin."

  • @737mg
    @737mg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    "GEOFF DO YOU WANT A TATOO BECAUSE I GOT A SHARPIE !"

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Switched to the other tab to check something briefly, came back to Craig winking at me while chewing chocolate coins. Something has awaken inside me.

  • @Ryanl993
    @Ryanl993 12 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    this was hands down the greatest thing i've ever seen

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 11 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You come here often? You ever have a chocolate dollar?"

  • @busterhymen8849
    @busterhymen8849 11 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    My little cousin James. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer... and a mop."

  • @kathyjackson2928
    @kathyjackson2928 11 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    The two of you. I mean I can't believe I actually believe Geoff is real. In a sense he truly is. I catch myself mesmerized by a robot who if wasn't on this show I would be sad. I now know I have indeed lost my mind and live in the world of Craig & Jeff, and secretariat. I like this world much better.

  • @Aleja741
    @Aleja741 11 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love this guy, he has an unlimited creativity and fast brain!!!

  • @sh0rtaznant
    @sh0rtaznant 11 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    what?!? he was great by himself but this partnership does not cramp his freedom and creativity at all. he has more freedom now with the option to do both monologue AND dialogue humor, and the improv banter between the two give him more opportunities to be creative. some of the best parts of this show are when craig and geoff crack each other up because they find each other too funny to keep going

  • @chalktwo
    @chalktwo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    BEST WHAT DID WE LEARN ON THE SHOW TONIGHT EVER

  • @WoodymanTHEJ
    @WoodymanTHEJ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Geoff has skin, he just doesn't like wearing it.

  • @jackjack6000
    @jackjack6000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "YEAH SURE IV'E BEEN THERE! HAVE YOU?!" hahahahah :D

  • @screenpuller
    @screenpuller 12 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You should hear his stand-up routine, he cusses like a sailor. XD

  • @TheExiledTexan
    @TheExiledTexan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Craig actually sort of sounds like David Bowie in that tweet video.

  • @Stellerman7
    @Stellerman7 12 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I haven't watched this show in so long, my god am I missing out.

  • @SGTBizarro
    @SGTBizarro 11 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Love that he took a jab at the audience at the end... not exactly an upbeat bunch.

  • @maagiapall
    @maagiapall 12 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    06:06 Loved that part, he went through like 4 different emotions within a couple of seconds xD

  • @elizanix
    @elizanix 11 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Am I the only one that remembers before Davis and Geoff when Craig had that little box next to him that just played noises and random things.
    It was great.

  • @paulwardBSc
    @paulwardBSc 11 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    .......but everyone says i look 12, is this good or bad. "not touching it,". i burst my hole laughing at thia

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 11 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Why yes Geoff I do come here often and I have had a chocolate dollar.

  • @Vekoma1261
    @Vekoma1261 12 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Jeoff: I don't have a penis
    Audience: awwwwhhh
    Me: LMFAO!

  • @PastObsessions
    @PastObsessions 12 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    OMG the beginning when he was chewing the chocolate and then he winked! *dies*

  • @tiffwxy
    @tiffwxy 12 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Oh the bromance xD

  • @the1lordawesomness
    @the1lordawesomness 11 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    geoff needs his own show XD

  • @misfitsg17
    @misfitsg17 12 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Fantastic chocolate dollar" :D

  • @DallasTheGreat28
    @DallasTheGreat28 12 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Craig Ferguson is criminally underrated........people should graduate from Conan to a real showman.

  • @craigycasablanca
    @craigycasablanca 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OH Davis !!! I forgot about That Dude ! i remember him appearing only when craig is on flu medication ! that was back when Craig was still looking for the best formula to deconstract the late Night genre ! an Imaginary side kick was good.....but a robot side kick , is just awsome :D !

  • @m3a7by
    @m3a7by 11 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    shame on you disliker

  • @oceanceaser44
    @oceanceaser44 12 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    damn now i want chocolate

  • @wasabiluver
    @wasabiluver 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    They sell 'em at the CBS website. ;-)

  • @malamuteman
    @malamuteman 12 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i've gote a sharpie

  • @kevinsrandom
    @kevinsrandom 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Best climaxe in the argument! 3:56

  • @Juliannefan20
    @Juliannefan20 12 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    CAUSE I'VE GOT SKIN. Ouuccchh, burnnnn........

  • @craigycasablanca
    @craigycasablanca 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Yes.....But i think Geoff is the Peak of the Deconstruction !

  • @Evaquiel
    @Evaquiel 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the HOOONTED hotel xD

  • @ChrisMack056
    @ChrisMack056 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone know when the new episodes start in australia

  • @emmanuelmonge5778
    @emmanuelmonge5778 11 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    what the crikey did i just watch

  • @TheFred3733
    @TheFred3733 11 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Geoff has skin? Do you mean "put-the-lotion-in-the-basket" kind of skin? Ick.

  • @davidavidavid01
    @davidavidavid01 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Perfect HAHA

  • @Mredria
    @Mredria 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Geoff with a dalek roommate.

  • @lumpolomark
    @lumpolomark 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    but it would also be bad cuz craig and geoff are great together its like a pair of shoes not as good without the other

  • @nexgenhippy
    @nexgenhippy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    ok maybe its just me but does Geoff sometimes sound like a cross between stewie an brian from family guy?

  • @ghazi2392
    @ghazi2392 11 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    9:23 That's What She Said!!

  • @ethanrowland8071
    @ethanrowland8071 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    yes he dose

  • @carlsoto1747
    @carlsoto1747 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    @SebastienCade He has a newborn. They make you cranky.

  • @macrocefalo007
    @macrocefalo007 12 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Have u ever watched/head him outside television? He curses a lot

  • @ankleswingers
    @ankleswingers 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pause at 01:07..... Craig's Super Creppah Face

  • @SolitaireMasta
    @SolitaireMasta 11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bowie bots.
    Me like.

  • @SebastienCade
    @SebastienCade 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @nihilost
    I know. The last two episodes he seems on edge about something.

  • @tristianberry8165
    @tristianberry8165 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    SOMETHING SOMETHING FANTASTIC CHOCALATE DOLLAR

  • @XspetNAZ
    @XspetNAZ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    now

  • @abeedakbar
    @abeedakbar 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i really dont like the robot