Kaito put more effort into shuichis job interview instead of getting his drivers license and not die with three other people in the car also why tf do those idiots have a job interview at the same moment- bros are gonna share the same salary :skull:
How everyone's job interviews went. Maki: Fired before she was even hired, night of the same day attempted to murder Togami. **Hired so she won't kill him.** Akane: Got ticked off enough by Togami into attacking him. Probably didn't get the job and is not allowed to set foot in a McDonald's again. Angie: Attempted to kill Togami because Atua told her to. Not hired. Aoi: Not invited. Byakuya: Is the interviewer. Bought McDonald's and made himself the manager of the store/CEO of the franchise. Surprised he didn't rename it McTogami's. Celestia: Threatens to kill Togami's wife and children. **Hired.** Chiaki: Doesn't get invited, get's a job at Burger King. Thirsty nerds wanting some gamer girl pussy flock to Burger, she is Employee of the Month 6 months in a row before being promoted to Manager. Chihiro: Doesn't get invited. Doxxes Togami. Fuyuhiko: **Hired, but gets ticked off into attempting to murder Togami because he thought Togami made a crack at his short stature.** Fukawa: Does not get invited to the interview because Togami has a restraining order on her. Gonta: Gonta not get job. Kaito a bro trying to vouch for him. Gundham: **Hired, but later that night tries to kill Togami for some reason.** Hajime: Not hired, goes to Burger King. Chiaki gets him a job there. He has an accident with the fry cooker and becomes Izuru. Quickly becomes the CEO of Burger King and marries Chiaki despite not doing anything. Hifumi: Not hired. Himiko: Togami made her cry. Tenko and I will kill him for that. Hiyoko: Haha! Togami made her cry. I'll shake his hand for that. Ibuki: Ate food during the interview, not hired. Junko: **Hired, but later that night tries to kill Togami for some reason. I'm seeing a pattern emerging.** K1B0: **Hired as the ice cream machine.** Kaede: **Hired, didn't get insulted by Togami.** Should have probably gotten a job at Dairy Queen and took Keebo with her. Hagakure, Kaito, Kazuichi, and Leon: Vehicular Manslaughter. WTF!? Kirumi: **Hired, but Togami is apparently sexist. That should go over well with Tenko and Mahiru.** Ishimaru: **Hired so Togami can make his life miserable.** Kokichi: Does not hire Togami, attempts to gaslight Togami into thinking Kokichi is the interviewer. Kirigiri: **Showed up to investigate the multiple attempted murders Togami suffered. Got hired regardless of that.** Komaru: Is outside McDonald's protesting. Mahiru: **Threatens to sue, gets hired, and given a management position. Would have been funny seeing her bounce off Togami for the remaining interviews.* Incidentally, Maki attempts to kill Togami again when she catches him about to make another sexist remark. Naegi: **Mistaken for Shuichi and gets hired.** Mikan: Togami made her cry. He will die for this. Miu: **Hired to fix the ice cream machine.** Mondo: Committed vehicular manslaughter due to his uncontrollable rage on the way to the interview. Who wants to bet it was Chihiro who got turned into roadkill? Monokuma: **Mocks Togami/YourFavoriteNPC. Hired?** Mukuro: **Either hired or impersonating her sister. Later that night attempts to kill Togami for some reason.** Nagito: **Caused the 4 Stooges's car crash and got hired instantly.** Nekomaru: **Dropped a massive shit destroying one of the toilets in the bathroom. Gets hired. Kirumi is probably going to have to clean and fix the toilet. If we let Miu do it, it'll probably spray people in the ass like one of those weird Japanese toilets.** **Either that or shove a dildo up their butt when someone tries to flush.** Peko: **Hired so Togami can have her kill for him.** Rantaro: **?** Sayaka: Says some Japanese Weeb shit I can't understand and cries. Shuichi: Doesn't get the job because of Naegi's luck despite Kaito's glowing recommendation. Gets a job at Dairy Queen and dates Kaede. Sonia: **Hired, though I think Togami is done with these interviews by this point.** Tenko: Attempts to murder Togami during the interview. Teruteru: **Hired so long as he doesn't drug the food.** Tsumugi: Spins a sob story trying to get hired. Does not work. Twogami: Would recommend hiring so Togami can use him as a body double so Maki, Gundham, Junko, Mukuro, and Tenko don't kill him for being a dick.
Canon byakuya: atleast got some character development (like at the end of dr1, udg, and future arc) Fanon byakuya: cold, heartless and arrogant person who NEVER got character development AT ALL, and only cares about money
Kaito put more effort into shuichis job interview instead of getting his drivers license and not die with three other people in the car also why tf do those idiots have a job interview at the same moment- bros are gonna share the same salary :skull:
How did you get that monokuma emoji?
@@Mightykj.
@@YourFavoriteNPC Kaito Momota And Gundham are the best character s true or naw?
Byakuya : "What would you do if the ketchup was missing ?"
Himiko casually pulls a pack of ketchup behind Byakuyas ear .
Byakuya : What the-
Togami should hire Twogami to deal with the bullshit he doesn't care about
FR tho
Byakuya the evil McDonald’s manager
XDDDDD
Lollll
Chiaki has experience she plays cooking fever😭🙏
+ Cooking Mama
Rel
She’s gonna be a Cooking Mama (if she didnt die twice)
@@siryes + Papa Louie Games
+ overcooked
I Like how Junko , Mukuro , Maki and Gundam sneaks inside Byakuya Office
okay but k1-b0 'being' the icecream machine and miu 'fixing' the icecream machine..
Customer: 1 ice cream cone please
Worker: sure, here you go
Customer: Why is it salty?
@@Kaelronpa4299 NAHHH
Miu is gonna maintenance The Ice cream machine
True
ice "cream" machine
5:09 THAT'S SO UNCALLED FOR-
Surprised he didn't say"tell em Naegi"
2:15 hajime is literally playing the air guitar, wydm he doesn't have any talents 😂
5:00 Ahh yes, one of my favorite characters in a nutshell. Love him for that.
How everyone's job interviews went.
Maki: Fired before she was even hired, night of the same day attempted to murder Togami. **Hired so she won't kill him.**
Akane: Got ticked off enough by Togami into attacking him. Probably didn't get the job and is not allowed to set foot in a McDonald's again.
Angie: Attempted to kill Togami because Atua told her to. Not hired.
Aoi: Not invited.
Byakuya: Is the interviewer. Bought McDonald's and made himself the manager of the store/CEO of the franchise. Surprised he didn't rename it McTogami's.
Celestia: Threatens to kill Togami's wife and children. **Hired.**
Chiaki: Doesn't get invited, get's a job at Burger King. Thirsty nerds wanting some gamer girl pussy flock to Burger, she is Employee of the Month 6 months in a row before being promoted to Manager.
Chihiro: Doesn't get invited. Doxxes Togami.
Fuyuhiko: **Hired, but gets ticked off into attempting to murder Togami because he thought Togami made a crack at his short stature.**
Fukawa: Does not get invited to the interview because Togami has a restraining order on her.
Gonta: Gonta not get job. Kaito a bro trying to vouch for him.
Gundham: **Hired, but later that night tries to kill Togami for some reason.**
Hajime: Not hired, goes to Burger King. Chiaki gets him a job there. He has an accident with the fry cooker and becomes Izuru. Quickly becomes the CEO of Burger King and marries Chiaki despite not doing anything.
Hifumi: Not hired.
Himiko: Togami made her cry. Tenko and I will kill him for that.
Hiyoko: Haha! Togami made her cry. I'll shake his hand for that.
Ibuki: Ate food during the interview, not hired.
Junko: **Hired, but later that night tries to kill Togami for some reason. I'm seeing a pattern emerging.**
K1B0: **Hired as the ice cream machine.**
Kaede: **Hired, didn't get insulted by Togami.** Should have probably gotten a job at Dairy Queen and took Keebo with her.
Hagakure, Kaito, Kazuichi, and Leon: Vehicular Manslaughter. WTF!?
Kirumi: **Hired, but Togami is apparently sexist. That should go over well with Tenko and Mahiru.**
Ishimaru: **Hired so Togami can make his life miserable.**
Kokichi: Does not hire Togami, attempts to gaslight Togami into thinking Kokichi is the interviewer.
Kirigiri: **Showed up to investigate the multiple attempted murders Togami suffered. Got hired regardless of that.**
Komaru: Is outside McDonald's protesting.
Mahiru: **Threatens to sue, gets hired, and given a management position. Would have been funny seeing her bounce off Togami for the remaining interviews.*
Incidentally, Maki attempts to kill Togami again when she catches him about to make another sexist remark.
Naegi: **Mistaken for Shuichi and gets hired.**
Mikan: Togami made her cry. He will die for this.
Miu: **Hired to fix the ice cream machine.**
Mondo: Committed vehicular manslaughter due to his uncontrollable rage on the way to the interview. Who wants to bet it was Chihiro who got turned into roadkill?
Monokuma: **Mocks Togami/YourFavoriteNPC. Hired?**
Mukuro: **Either hired or impersonating her sister. Later that night attempts to kill Togami for some reason.**
Nagito: **Caused the 4 Stooges's car crash and got hired instantly.**
Nekomaru: **Dropped a massive shit destroying one of the toilets in the bathroom. Gets hired. Kirumi is probably going to have to clean and fix the toilet. If we let Miu do it, it'll probably spray people in the ass like one of those weird Japanese toilets.**
**Either that or shove a dildo up their butt when someone tries to flush.**
Peko: **Hired so Togami can have her kill for him.**
Rantaro: **?**
Sayaka: Says some Japanese Weeb shit I can't understand and cries.
Shuichi: Doesn't get the job because of Naegi's luck despite Kaito's glowing recommendation. Gets a job at Dairy Queen and dates Kaede.
Sonia: **Hired, though I think Togami is done with these interviews by this point.**
Tenko: Attempts to murder Togami during the interview.
Teruteru: **Hired so long as he doesn't drug the food.**
Tsumugi: Spins a sob story trying to get hired. Does not work.
Twogami: Would recommend hiring so Togami can use him as a body double so Maki, Gundham, Junko, Mukuro, and Tenko don't kill him for being a dick.
6:03 shuichi deserved that job
5:00 the mondo part got me dying 😂😂
HELP FR😭😭
byakuya didn’t let aoi slide that one
I love how they put a whole ass paragraph for child labor for Komaru even though everyone else is also a minor
I mean,the first and second cast are young adults,but yeah the drv3 cast are actual highschoolers
So the Ultimate Astraunote has became the Ultimate Syndicate?
HELP IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER
Canon byakuya: atleast got some character development (like at the end of dr1, udg, and future arc)
Fanon byakuya: cold, heartless and arrogant person who NEVER got character development AT ALL, and only cares about money
1:53 I MISSED THIS JOKE SO MUCH
Same here haha
3:18
AHOAHOAHOAHOAHO
Byakuya never dies
"AHHHHHH"
"WTF"
Most of the problems are caused by bayakua being the worst manager alive
1:12 wayyy to far moment 😂
"You're hired."
"But i'm the investigato-"
"I DON'T CARE YOU'RE HIRED NOW GET TO WORK!!"
The part about Kaito, Kazuichi, Yasuhiro, Leon and Nagito is true, cuz they hit my 3rd cousin (trust me bro)
Mahiru cant sue him. There si no reason.
3:09 *cutely loads gun
Well to be honest I still don't understand why most of the cats try to kill bacio because their salary is so low that's actually really funny
6:25 😂😂😂
Wait, what 🤨
I NEED Chiaki locking in for 10 hours straight
HOW DARE BUYAKYA FIRE AND LOWER MAKI’S SALARY!!! HE DID NOT DO THAT TO MY GIRL!!! IM ABOUT TO THROW SOME HANDS WITH BUYAKYA!!!
4:16 Komaru W
Hell naw you did Chihiro dirty
Why was this so funny 😭
First of all, don't underestimate Chiaki. Her character stats are off the charts😎
Second, why you did Hajime so bad like that😢
Came here from my notification. It’s late
In sheriff county late’s see how’s the hero of today and how is the corrupt on how’s tack fate cache money
Like red dead 2 or wild waste movie
I know u❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊
XDDDDD hahaha beautiful!
Wth
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