Honest Trailers | The Shining

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  • Based on a Stephen King novel that Stanly Kubrik threw in the trash, it's The Shining! Watch before you see Doctor Sleep! - it's Honest Trailers presented by Fandom
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    Honest Trailers | The Shining
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Supervisor: Kevin Williemsen
    Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
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  • @hunterdamajikk8639
    @hunterdamajikk8639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I laughed way too hard when he said “A psychic talent that’s kinda useless if he couldn’t see this coming” and it just shows him getting axed😂

    • @xanderpacini263
      @xanderpacini263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? Thats like dying twice.

    • @12345fowler
      @12345fowler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Check your snowcats guys

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort."

  • @Missandra1
    @Missandra1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    "Based on a Stephen King novel Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash."
    - Died Laughing XD

    • @Omerkosar
      @Omerkosar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bu kanalda türk gormek guzel :D

    • @Missandra1
      @Missandra1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Omerkosar Stanley Kubrick gibi Türkler 😂

    • @VanSwagger
      @VanSwagger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, I've been reading the book now. Kubrick took like the very thin plot of the novel and threw everything else out.
      It's funny because they used the movie in Ready Player one, a book I enjoyed which the director also disregarded everything but the basic story

    • @claudiav5638
      @claudiav5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@VanSwagger did you like it? the shining is easily one of the best books I've ever read and honestly I hate how the movie ruined it

    • @teekay851
      @teekay851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Seth Organ *whoosh*

  • @xpixel2137
    @xpixel2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    Fun fact: One of the creepy twins (the one on the left) was my biology teacher last year.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      xPixel that’s awesome

    • @vishallondhe7298
      @vishallondhe7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      which university

    • @1pdigit
      @1pdigit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Awfully strange considering the kid that played Danny in the movie, Danny Lloyd(IRL), is a professor of biology at a community college in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. Also the one on the right, Louise, is the one who became a microbiologist. Where exactly does she teach?

    • @xpixel2137
      @xpixel2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The Gaming Hill Dame Alice Owens school in England

    • @bostonphotographer20
      @bostonphotographer20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      "Come study with me, xPixel. We can study forever...and ever...and ever."

  • @BeatlesCentricUniverse
    @BeatlesCentricUniverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    "There's Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick." LOL

    • @fazsfaraz5
      @fazsfaraz5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Sad what happened to her

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Seth Organ Cause of “art.”

    • @weirdverma
      @weirdverma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was waiting for that one

    • @chxngdu
      @chxngdu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      that's why stephen hated this adaptation

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "Shelley Duvall's Wendy, a woman living in growing fear of her abuser, Stanley Kubrick."
    That was GOLD!

  • @phickauro
    @phickauro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    "All work and no play make Homer something something."
    "Go crazy?"
    "DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!"

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      The Simpsons version is:
      "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something"
      "Go Crazy?"
      "Don't Mind If I Do! BLLLAARRRGGHH!!!"

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@margarethmichelina5146 "Give me the bat, Marge. Give me that bat. Give me the bat-boo-boo! Hahaha! Scaredy Cat. Bleaaghh! (looks in mirror) AHHHH!"

    • @stefancorriveau6353
      @stefancorriveau6353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@rdphoenix07 (Marge puts Homer in cold storage) "You stay here until you're no longer insane. Hmm, chili would be good tonight !"

    • @solidsteelcobra
      @solidsteelcobra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Can’t murder now, eating.

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Urge to kill, rising

  • @bambro1349
    @bambro1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    You get a like simply for "cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort"

    • @arik_dev
      @arik_dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Elevator, is bleeding. Don't give a fuck if I lose my life freezing.

    • @Zayr0
      @Zayr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I literally laughed out loud

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can't think of what (song?) that bit parodies.

    • @bambro1349
      @bambro1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jimb.7523 cut my life into pieces

    • @MegaCityGhost
      @MegaCityGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jimb.7523 Papa Roach - Last Resort

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    The plot to this movie: seasonal affective disorder.

    • @julien1907
      @julien1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's S.A.D

  • @waldirrafaeldemario5623
    @waldirrafaeldemario5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" was just too good

  • @sevand6441
    @sevand6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Pretty pretty pretty pleeeaaaaseeee do an honest trailer for Silence Of The Lambs

  • @marcanthonyvbacunawa
    @marcanthonyvbacunawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "Imagine this came out today, 100% chance this trailer has a weird minor-key version of "Let It Snow"."
    So true.

    • @Motownsports89
      @Motownsports89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And they would probably start the movie with him chasing Danny outside in the maze then cut to "three days earlier" or something

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And that far overused "BWONG!" Inception sound interspersed.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NefariousKoel yep, every time Jack appeared on screen during the axe chase would have that eardrum rattling BWONG

    • @JokerL1000
      @JokerL1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boys to men version lol

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With unnecessary jumpscare with no music

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Say: “Hmm, that’s odd... the blood usually gets out on the 3rd floor.

    • @sunnder0
      @sunnder0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its second floor

    • @arp1345
      @arp1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was the site of blood rituals, an ancient Indian burial ground, and 5 John Denver Christmas specials

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now whenever Scatman Crothers fails to foresee the ax to his chest, I hear him saying in Willy's voice, "Ach, I'm not good at this." God bless The Simpsons and their Treehouse of Horrors episodes.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bighuge1060 at least Willie was axed in the back... Which was a running thing for all three of the storylines that Halloween.

    • @christianwise637
      @christianwise637 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arp1345 Ewww, John Denver

  • @keriley2
    @keriley2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Great, now I want a “So I Married An Axe Murderer” Honest Trailer.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This x10.

    • @InvaderTool
      @InvaderTool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We’ve got a piper down! The piper is down!

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Starring "the same Scottish accent Mike Myers does in all his movies."

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lanceturley7745 Was the first time I recall him doing it in a movie. Was hilarious.

    • @danielpratt1970
      @danielpratt1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ERMAGERD yes.

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "..coach from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice." 😂😂😂💀

    • @AngieEnz84
      @AngieEnz84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also loved "So a nice Motel 6."

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    2:08 Jack Nicholson should have replied with "Hey hungry, I'm dad."
    😏

    • @patrickstiadle3857
      @patrickstiadle3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True--I guess it came out in 1980, but it really is your standard "That-70s-Dad-joke"

    • @kudzijamesrusike
      @kudzijamesrusike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Why did you name me this way? Why Why Why..."

    • @katelijnhovestad8382
      @katelijnhovestad8382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking that

  • @KobeSte7
    @KobeSte7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "Cut my wife into pieces" that line nearly killed me with laughter lol

    • @gagecole3398
      @gagecole3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KobeSte7 What song is that tune from?

    • @chickduong
      @chickduong 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gagecole3398 Last resort .

    • @idiosincrasies
      @idiosincrasies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gage Cole last resort by papa roach

    • @c.b.5535
      @c.b.5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just want to know which one of them listens to papa roach

    • @KobeSte7
      @KobeSte7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gagecole3398 Last Resort by Papa Roach

  • @VelliHaven
    @VelliHaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort". I'll admit, that was brilliant, screen junkie

    • @Ichsukatanuka
      @Ichsukatanuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was indeed fantastic.

    • @maxlewis3468
      @maxlewis3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what was the reference?

    • @chriscunningham6401
      @chriscunningham6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the best they've ever come up with.

    • @jenni6965
      @jenni6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@maxlewis3468 Papa Roach-Last Resort

    • @fairlyfeminine8630
      @fairlyfeminine8630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost it at that

  • @jwallE93
    @jwallE93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    This really is a movie about procrastination.

  • @feslenraster
    @feslenraster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It's scarier when you realize eventually he's the Joker from the first Batman movie.

  • @zackborglund2498
    @zackborglund2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    I wonder how many people under age 30 realize that "Here's Johnny!" is a reference to Ed McMahon introducing Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show...

    • @kylawawa
      @kylawawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I do. I'm 17.

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I've heard that quote many times. And just now watching the movie I realized, "Wait, his name's Jack. This must be some reference." And I'm under 30, and I'm not from the US, so thanks for clearing that up.

    • @sidhartheleswarapu
      @sidhartheleswarapu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do. I'm 22.

    • @mitchellhughes5180
      @mitchellhughes5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably not many.

    • @oAldanitao
      @oAldanitao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do not, because i'm from Argentina and no One knows Johnny!

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    "So, like a nice Motel 6"
    Not inaccurate...

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was my favorite line!!! Too funny.

    • @samieltheinfamous
      @samieltheinfamous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariannecontrino6297 In stitches, me.

    • @dapperfrog2048
      @dapperfrog2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Last time I was at a motel 6 I opened the fridge and a roach the size of a soda can robbed me...

    • @samieltheinfamous
      @samieltheinfamous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dapperfrog2048 That sounds about right.

    • @CrownMe13
      @CrownMe13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate motel 6

  • @alexcallahan6747
    @alexcallahan6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Say: “You want to hear a joke, MurRAY?”

  • @lls3676
    @lls3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "The Overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground with a long history of murder. So like a nice Motel 6." 😄

    • @BruceWayne-zj1kw
      @BruceWayne-zj1kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How woke

    • @FixerRC-
      @FixerRC- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Overlook is actually based on an haunted hotel called The Stanley Hotel.

    • @rdphoenix07
      @rdphoenix07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and has been the setting of witch burnings, Satantic rituals, and five John Denver Christmas Specials.

    • @t84t748748t6
      @t84t748748t6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      or a biger poltergeist house

  • @Jijijijijij5
    @Jijijijijij5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "In the book is a loving family man."
    I mean, I guess as much of a loving family man that an abusive drunk can be? Also, the dark history of the hotel is given to him during the job interview in the book as well. Just saying.

    • @amarantine1323
      @amarantine1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I'm not defending his actions, but in the book i feel like its better getting across that Jack was trying really hard to be better and had a ton of self loathing. That doesn't excuse anything, but I think book Jack struggled way more to control his anger and film Jack barely tried at all.

    • @sydstowe6163
      @sydstowe6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      amarantine1323 and I’m pretty sure in the book he was sober, or at least trying to be sober until he learned more and more about the hotel

    • @MegaCOOLBUG
      @MegaCOOLBUG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the book he was absolutely not abusive- he loved both Wendy and especially Danny too. He was a recovering alcoholic that (until his last breath) tried to fight his demons...

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Journey to the overlook, an empty hotel on top of an Indian burial ground. With a long history of murder. So like a nice motel 6"
    Omg.. xD

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    Honest trailer for Us
    Not the movie, the comments section

    • @kamali2593
      @kamali2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Good idea, but I still would love an honest trailer for this movie

    • @nimigeorge8089
      @nimigeorge8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @Troyissexy
      @Troyissexy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You'll get us all killed, don't you understand, your a mad man

    • @posiepie6613
      @posiepie6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both!

    • @JohnSmith-bn5mi
      @JohnSmith-bn5mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Starring: The entire transcript of the episode we all just watched.

  • @smileyman1721
    @smileyman1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Say, "I'm sorry, psycho murderers isn't covered on our life insurance policy."

  • @Tulf42
    @Tulf42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Best bit of this honest trailer: putting Homer Simpson at the end of the "Here's Johnny" parody compilation

  • @tylermoore3063
    @tylermoore3063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This just goes to show that even if you love a movie, you can still have a good laugh joking about it. I love this film but this was one of my favorites you guys have done!

  • @keeppedaling
    @keeppedaling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice" 😆👏🏼😂 3:15

  • @karnasingh860
    @karnasingh860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "Cut my wife into pieces,this is a ghost resort" I just died there LOL XD

    • @molcatz9634
      @molcatz9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is that from? I'm guessing a song?

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach. This bit made me laugh so hard!
      Edit: Double checked, and Holy Shit that song came out in 2000, I feel old and sorry I checked! 😂

    • @AdamTurnerDrumming
      @AdamTurnerDrumming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not an original joke, sadly. Except in the original it said "ski resort". I can't remember what it was in tho

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bagelbramble7335 I just found out it's been a meme for years! The song even has an entry on KnowYourMeme with the likes "Cut my life into pizza / this is my plastic fork / oven baking, heavy breathing / don't give a f*ck if it's carbs that I'm eating"
      Now knowing it's been a meme for ages makes this joke even funnier to me, great job Screen Junkies!!

  • @angelrios5897
    @angelrios5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “Jack Nicholtorrence”
    😂

  • @dbrowdy
    @dbrowdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That was probably the best "Starring..." section in any Honest Trailer I've ever seen.
    Also, movie trailer voice doing Jack Nicholson was awesome.

  • @NintendoCapriSun
    @NintendoCapriSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I was half expecting a "Heeeeere's M.I.R.V.!" but who even really remembers "The Abyss" anyway.

    • @rylan_reviews6493
      @rylan_reviews6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love the Abyss

    • @billyruff2076
      @billyruff2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abyss is a great movie

    • @rylan_reviews6493
      @rylan_reviews6493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy Ruff I think it has its flaws but it is better than some of Cameron’s other movies.

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Abyss is a legitimately great sci fi film.

    • @anastasiamarino4957
      @anastasiamarino4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The director's cut is Gold!

  • @kevineightnine6117
    @kevineightnine6117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “Either a masterclass of building tension, or... kinda boring” LMAO SOMEONE SAY IT

    • @clifftheplanteddvd6330
      @clifftheplanteddvd6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its a masterclass of tension

    • @blakepalmer3091
      @blakepalmer3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No kidding it’s so boring

    • @huubhuijbens8816
      @huubhuijbens8816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Personally I don´t get the criticism of boring and to long, I had a good sleep in the middle and saw a great film full of tension!

    • @shubham2076
      @shubham2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂👍 "its old Hollywood movie made by influential director starring a list actors it has to be good" this thing has made so much old boring movies geeting a masterpiece tag

    • @davidpower7874
      @davidpower7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK, you asked someone to say it so here it is....... IT.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Please say, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

    • @chiefscheider
      @chiefscheider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Consider changing your first name to Franken

  • @gutz3115
    @gutz3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Everyone grows out of their Nostalgia Critic phase and their cinemasins phase... but I will always love honest trailers

    • @brianvogel3649
      @brianvogel3649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very true once I found RedLetterMedia

    • @Sethpelepchuk
      @Sethpelepchuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brian Vogel Most real and genuine film channel right now

    • @alexdelsocorro781
      @alexdelsocorro781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brian Vogel Jesus Christ if that ain’t the most truest statement I’ve ever heard. I was introduced to the RLM gang through the nostalgia critic. It’s safe to say that I never returned to that hack.

    • @jarrettpennington4579
      @jarrettpennington4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nostalgia Critic really went down hill the last couple of years. Now his stuff is kinda hit or miss.

    • @SteeZy644
      @SteeZy644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FUCKINGENIOUS Meh, he's a solid editor and is pretty funny when he riffs by himself, but I think he got too caught up in the clipless reviews and skits over time.

  • @AnotherMovieStudio
    @AnotherMovieStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Please say: “If you can read this, thank the Phoenicians.”

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🎶 *NOW THE PHOENICIANS CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!* 🎶

    • @TheNamekianClown
      @TheNamekianClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As Jeremy Irons or Judi Dench?

    • @Storming360
      @Storming360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also thanks romans for murdering them to last men.

    • @mlovecraftr
      @mlovecraftr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @zakunick1
      @zakunick1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, Dame Judy Dench!!

  • @BurgerSoup
    @BurgerSoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Please say: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terminator 2 yes bring it on.

  • @stevendog40
    @stevendog40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    soon as he said "wendy's abuser.." I knew exactly who he was gonna say

  • @MotherBra1n
    @MotherBra1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "Goes crazy over the course of about a week."
    Could be worse, could be Game of Thrones where the main character goes crazy over the course of 30 seconds.

  • @undergroundman5153
    @undergroundman5153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho Honest trailer would be nice

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cameron Bahls that would be very difficult

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      STARRING:
      Momma's Boy.
      The Main Reason You Saw This Movi- AAAND SHE'S DEAD.
      All the Other Characters You Can't Name. Go On, I DARE YOU TO NAME ONE.
      And... Please, Herrmann, Don't Herrt Her!

  • @Shaderaygun
    @Shaderaygun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Those were some top-tier puns during the "Starring" segment.

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Yeah, I think your definition of word play might be too forgiving."

  • @MatthewWarnerVA
    @MatthewWarnerVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Would like to see an honest trailer for 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY.

  • @Junius
    @Junius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @ 2:38 when the narrator takes on Jack Nicholson's voice, spectacular. You kinda have to really listen to hear this.

  • @Shipperscum
    @Shipperscum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "A loving family man in the books" The books start by telling us Jack broke Danys arm in a fit of rage.

    • @jlori4690
      @jlori4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Me during the book: Jack is supposed to be handsome
      Me during the movie: ok nvm
      Me during the book: he broke his son's arm and regretted it
      Me during the movie: holy shit don't make those rapefaces
      Me during the book: aw he could not kill his own son after all
      Me during the movie: fuck this shit I'd rather froze myself

    • @codejli
      @codejli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the same thing about that line.

    • @sounakbanik3087
      @sounakbanik3087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But like, he felt sorry about that 😅

    • @Doncornuto
      @Doncornuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yes, and it ends with Jack overcoming the dark power of the Overlook and redeeming himself for his past mistakes by sacrificing himself so his son and wife can escape.

    • @hpdanfan14
      @hpdanfan14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He was battling alcoholism. That’s..... a major running theme of the book. He wasn’t just mad and decided to hurt his kid. He was DRUNK and grabbed his arm too hard. The whole Overlook job was supposed to be a fresh start for the family and his sobriety for goodness sake.

  • @nathansearcey1003
    @nathansearcey1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Please say and or sing: "Mr. Sandman bring me a dream; make him the cutest that I've ever seen."

    • @HGmolotov
      @HGmolotov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Mr sandman, man me a sand: make it the cutest car door car hook hand"

    • @marcosoto7973
      @marcosoto7973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Sandman sand me a man; make him so Sandy. The sandiest man.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Please say: Here's Honest Trailers!

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here's Bailey

  • @etherealcereal4532
    @etherealcereal4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:53 I laughed at this for three minutes straight, repeating "JACK NICKELTORRANCE" Not even lying
    Edit: Please do an honest trailer for Midsommar.

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
    - Homer Simpson, _The Shinning_

    • @COA47
      @COA47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bart: You mean SHINING
      Willie: Shhh, wanna get sued?

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Based on the Stephen King book that Stanley Kubrick threw in the trash"... amazing that they could sum it up in one sentence.

  • @darrylaz3570
    @darrylaz3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:57 no "stares" music? Missed opportunity!

  • @Sawbucks88
    @Sawbucks88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Ok, so...maybe do an actual “So I Married An Axe Murderer” honest trailer next, please?

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES please

    • @sanwayzar
      @sanwayzar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Harriet, sweet Harriet,"

  • @shapeloomis9975
    @shapeloomis9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Maximum Overdrive is one of the greatest unintentional comedic horror gifts of all time! It's impossible to watch without laughing.

  • @PhilosophicalBum21
    @PhilosophicalBum21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The musical references in the Starring Section were so good! :)

  • @Martin_F1
    @Martin_F1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Absolutely lost it at the start of, "Starring..." 😂😂😂

    • @akirebara
      @akirebara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It brought me back to my childhood. I started singing the song.

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Please say: "This town needs an enema."

    • @danielpratt1970
      @danielpratt1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

    • @samieltheinfamous
      @samieltheinfamous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He stole my balloons!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say "And where is the Batman? He's at home, WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

  • @tcu1099
    @tcu1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dude the score for this was SUPER GOOD! Also, they did kinda shred my favorite movie into pieces and made me question my life, but top notch work, y'all!

  • @howdyhowdyhelga
    @howdyhowdyhelga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    ngl, wendy was such a better character in the book
    she actually *uses* the knife on jack

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She did bruise his hand a bit in the movie with the knife. How far did she go in the novel?

    • @salmond234
      @salmond234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@akiraigarashi2874 She actually stabs him, in the lower back, but he carries on attacking her. Albeit a little slowly.

  • @MissGreenAgain
    @MissGreenAgain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "David LETTERMAN!"
    "Hi David, I'm Grampa!"
    "D'OH!"

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    *1:39*
    *Would've been Scarier if it was a Monday..*

  • @Herr53Antichrist
    @Herr53Antichrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:38 Why is there Velociraptor from Jurassic Park III? Wake Up, Alan?

    • @thebortthe
      @thebortthe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Herr53Antichrist since the Jurassic Park 3 Honest Trailer they’ve snuck in the “Alan raptor” in just about every trailer. Except for the stretch between the last 2 Avengers films (Thanos has snapped him away).

    • @Herr53Antichrist
      @Herr53Antichrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebortthe Oh! :D
      Thank you for explanation. Didn't notice this before. Good reason to rewatch some of their previous vids, I guess.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "OH NO! NOT TUESDAY!"
    -James Rolfe, 2007

  • @chawndel8279
    @chawndel8279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    And yet it's drastically better than the version Steven King did starring Steven Webber.

    • @metro121482
      @metro121482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And yet that is really a matter of opinion, not fact.

    • @okilfeathermusic
      @okilfeathermusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@metro121482 so it goes in art, though the opinion that a cheapass miniseries produced by a good novelist with a poor track record in film and starring the dude from Wings comes anywhere close to the work one of cinema's great masters is fanciful, to put it mildly.

    • @darthtrip7188
      @darthtrip7188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      True, but the Novel by Stephen King is better than BOTH !

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like to imagine the teleplay for The Shining miniseries being directed with the atmosphere and scale of Kubrick's movie.

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@metro121482 If you think that the Stephen King approved version was in any way better, then your opinion is wrong.

  • @hrose62
    @hrose62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "A warning on staying in the bath too long or the importance of snow cat maintenance" 😂😂

  • @wenaldinhola9439
    @wenaldinhola9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    So, an honest trailers for the shining comes out, just after I finish watching the shining for the first time? What is this sorcery

    • @Scifisam
      @Scifisam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here. I just checked for a shining honest trailer like 2 days ago because I just watched it for the first time (I assume it's because of Dr Sleep being released soon)

    • @daveboden2656
      @daveboden2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so that means you never understood the Simpson's "the shinning?"

    • @wenaldinhola9439
      @wenaldinhola9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@daveboden2656 I knew about some things but beyond the 'come play with us' girls and 'it's Johnny' I didn't understand any references

    • @magnusfundal1970
      @magnusfundal1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is this new devilry?

    • @JP-ve7or
      @JP-ve7or 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you watch it on the same device you use for TH-cam? Algorithms be watching too LOL

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Say: "I [ insert name ], will wrestle a bear."

    • @JamesCub88
      @JamesCub88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you he will literally say "insert a name"

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Claudius, will wrestle a bear

  • @sasamichan
    @sasamichan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now I want to see you do "So I Married an Axe Murderer" and then call it "The Shining"

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Stephan King called this movie a Cadillac with no engine, nice to look at it but goes nowhere.

    • @DreamyWoIf
      @DreamyWoIf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Then he produced his own TV mini series of it, which has neither an engine nor the looks of a Cadillac.

    • @skywarp1470
      @skywarp1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DreamyWolf And he wrote a book that was better than both combined.

    • @DreamyWoIf
      @DreamyWoIf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@skywarp1470 Nobody here denies the greatness of the book.

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DreamyWoIf The miniseries had an engine but it was housed inside the body of a Yugo and driven by someone who could never get the car out of first gear.
      In my humble opinion, the miniseries could have been great if not for some casting choices (the ghosts came off super-cartoonish, Danny was basically cheeks, teeth and a stuffy nose, and Jack and Wendy had little chemistry), the locations dwarfed by Kubrick's movie giving the miniseries a "budget" feel (even though it was the actual hotel King used in his novel) and a director who is not an effective horror movie director (despite his past King filmography). The miniseries could have been cut down to Kubrick's running time and the story would have made an excellent movie. I still hope someone takes on this novel again for the big screen, notes what worked for the film and miniseries, and fashions the best version of the novel yet.

    • @bighuge1060
      @bighuge1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PS And a 20 year old Tony dangling from wires needs to go. If i remember correctly, Tony was always far enough away from Danny that he could never make out Tony's features. That beats a finger and a guy on wires in my book.

  • @inspirationonline281
    @inspirationonline281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Let it snow" ... nearly killed me :)

  • @mrduckarmada891
    @mrduckarmada891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Say “actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience”.

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *MORAL OF THE STORY: Always check your Snowcat, kids!*

  • @Fattrac
    @Fattrac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow, perfect timing Screen Junkies. Just watched this 2 nights ago. The Honest Trailer was pure gold as always. Keep up the great work!

  • @jazzyjaz9108
    @jazzyjaz9108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Groundskeeper Willy: You've got THE SHINNING!!

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean Shining.

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NobodyC13 nope I mean the shinning
      th-cam.com/video/Kddzyds4fGo/w-d-xo.html

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NobodyC13 Ssssh, you want to get sued?

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnGardnerAlhadis Thank you for getting the bit right.

  • @guineawuv
    @guineawuv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has to be my favorite of your videos. I laughed throughout.

  • @czebinatorm
    @czebinatorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly, I had the exact same reaction to the Wednesday jump scare when I first watched the movie.

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Please say: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

  • @Thamburan.
    @Thamburan. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    HONEST TRAILER FOR THE GODFATHER TRILOGY !!!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      STARRING: James Caan as "Wait, there's a second movie?? Goddammit!"

  • @alexnacud25
    @alexnacud25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:07 I'm pretty sure those aren't crazy faces for Nicholson standards

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is honestly one of the best Honest Trailers ever made

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:50
    "So like a nice motel 6."
    Honest trailer guy is DEFINITELY invited to the cookout, just bring the meat and sauce

  • @stormdaboo
    @stormdaboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    PLEEEEAAASSEE do FIREFLY/SERENITY!! I'm on my knees! If I can do anything while I'm down here to convince you let me know!

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Let it snow, let’s it snow, in a weird minor”

  • @peterkrug2327
    @peterkrug2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:56 If you want a version of The Shining that King had totally control over see the 1997 TV miniseries.

  • @simonfuli2469
    @simonfuli2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think Johny isn't the only pearson who gets cracy if he would spent so much tine with his family.

  • @nicholasmwangangi6257
    @nicholasmwangangi6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort
    best song ever

    • @narcissus79
      @narcissus79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cut my wife in to pieces, this is my last divorce!
      Cut my frog in to pieces, this is my lab report!

  • @vastotales4431
    @vastotales4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In the spirit of the 20th anniversary, can you do a Honest Trailer of "Batman Beyond"

  • @ElveeKaye
    @ElveeKaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort." OMG, I lost it! X>D

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked the pop music lyrics for Starring, fun idea Screen Junkies. Also liked them mixing up the formula by imagining what a real trailer would be like.

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is so true... WHY does every horror film or even todays trailer have a minor-Key version of a pop song?😳
    Transformers (do you realize) Godzilla (Somewhere over the rainbow) Candyman (Say My Name) and more

  • @collinblackwell3259
    @collinblackwell3259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay the "starring" section for this one was ON POINT

  • @metaloverlord7465
    @metaloverlord7465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So Groundskeeper Willy actually died with more dignity in the Treehouse of Horror spoof then the guy he was parodying in the source material?
    That's somewhere between hilarious and depressing 😅

  • @WWEbestintheworld
    @WWEbestintheworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Please say "No TV and no beer make homer go crazy"

    • @xmoore5659
      @xmoore5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "No TV and no beer make Homer go something, something."

    • @brandynrivas591
      @brandynrivas591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xmoore5659 Go crazy?

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brandynrivas591 Don't mind if I do! 🤪🪓

    • @Omega_X_Factor
      @Omega_X_Factor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said that at the end.

    • @WWEbestintheworld
      @WWEbestintheworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Omega_X_Factor he almost said it , because it was a mix between the Jack and the Homer version

  • @nb2008nc
    @nb2008nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The movie with all the parody lines...but no mention how "Here's Johnny" was a parody of Ed McMahon's line on The Tonight Show...

  • @uddhavsrivilasan8460
    @uddhavsrivilasan8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Groundskeeper Chilly"
    Also, Groundskeeper Willie plays the same dude in "The Shinning" in Treehouse of Horror V.

  • @PaveDearce
    @PaveDearce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Groundskeeper Chilly" ... underrated joke!

  • @firstnamelastname-ye4rf
    @firstnamelastname-ye4rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know you're scores iconic when you make Wednesday scary

  • @MarisuSedai
    @MarisuSedai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Please say: “Taking one last look, sir. At my friends.”

  • @jaketaller8567
    @jaketaller8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:34 Marge: Go Crazy?
    Homer: DON’T MIND IF I DO! 🤪

  • @munenemathenge8085
    @munenemathenge8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Guy got an ax to the chest after flying coach from Miami to Denver? That's like dying twice." I'm dead.

  • @mitchfromtheinternet297
    @mitchfromtheinternet297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Groundskeeper Chilly... yes, so glad you made that reference, we all remember that Simpsons episode.