All Staying Off Topic 2023 Epic Rap Battles Compilation
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Witty comment, something something, here are the times
00:16 J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin
5:43 Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris (discussion only)
7:50 Artists vs TMNT
12:13 Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin
17:41 Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
21:16 Deadpool vs Boba Fett
25:26 Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers
32:18 Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg
36:25 Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine
42:00 Ghandi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
44:43 George Carlin vs Richard Pryor
53:02 Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker
1:00:40 Steve Irwin vs Jacques Cousteau
1:06:04 James Bond vs Austin Powers
1:12:35 Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa
1:19:17 Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones
1:25:20 Master Chief vs Leonidas
1:30:45 John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane
1:39:03 Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
1:45:30 Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali
1:48:50 Charlie Chaplin vs Mr. Bean?
1:54:32 Ragnar Lobrok vs Richard the Lionheart
2:02:04 Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King
2:07:59 Thanos vs J Robert Oppenheimer
2:12:36 Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula
2:20:08 Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible
2:26:01 Moses vs Santa Claus
2:31:06 Joker vs Pennywise
You hero.
Nah fuck that. Tolkien took Martin in the first round, and he was play catch-up the entire rest of the battle, but still ended on a deficit.
Nah, Martin won
@@Alvaro-rq8sn Nah
Tolkien has zero disses in his final verse and just keeps repeating fat jokes to make it worse for Tolkien, Martin played it smart by not immediately addressing the fat jokes, after 3 fat jokes he completely reverses it on Tolkien with one line
@@colonel1003 Nah Tolkein was responding back to George who was primarily on the offense. I feel like his defensive bars were craftier. this was a draw
Tolkien honestly won in the first verse.
I can’t believe that most of you guys haven’t heard any Confucius jokes. Here are three of my favorites from when I was a kid in the 90’s:
Confucius Say: Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius Say: Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Screaming ITS JOAN RIVERS!!!
Mansa Musa is played by ScruFaceJean, he raps and does reactions on TH-cam too. He’s very talented and been a fan of epicrapbattles long before he took part in one. I’ve been a longtime fan of his so I’m happy to hear you guys talk him up so much. Enjoy your content, keep it up and have a good one. Greetings from Germany
Thank you so much! Hope to see more ERB on your channel
52:01 If you’re ever lost on who someone is, especially with ERB going crazy with the awesome jump-ins, just check the credits in the description, then rewatch once you know who the contenders are. It’ll be so much better with context.
@2:02:53 Now I'm mad. Ragnar took both rounds. Richard was killed by gangrene from a crossbow wound. The crossbow was shot by a 10 year old kid whose parents he had executed. Slightly in Richard's defense, he told that kid "GG", and pardoned him. "King who got whacked by a 10 year old." It's no secret at this point that Richard suffered from ED. "Your old lady (wife) can't feel the love on any night." Richard didn't have an heir to the throne because his child was illegitimate, and that's why the Plantagenet line (Richard's family name) ended. While it may have been common for the commoners to cheat, it was extremely frowned upon by the Royal Family. Also, Richard suffered from scoliosis. "I'll twist your spine like the end of the Plantagenet line." (double-entandre). And a King of a country should be able to speak that country's dominant language, so bad judgement on docking points for that one. Ragnar destroyed Richard just as equally as Clint Eastwood destroyed Bruce Lee in their battle, and that's not just my opinion, it's a fact!
These guys are ignorant of most things so they don't really get most bars and references unless it's blatantly obvious. I wouldn't get to upset over it as we both know who actually won these battles.
@@meepsies669yeah I didn’t like how they absolutely knew nothing about Moses “killed Egyptian dude” and “stop smoking all that burning bush” completely gives it to Santa
51:50 it's Joan Rivers
Ngl, happy to see freshly kanal in here too
In Sanat vs Moses the reference with the Egyptian dude was that Moses murdered an Egyptian slave driver. "Thou shalt not commit murder" is rule 6 in some versions of the Ten Commandments.
Aw you guys missed so many of Joker's lines. Like the "As for Mr King goes, im a Shining man." Its referring to the fact that Jack Nicholson played both the Joker and Johnny in the Shining. Im not surprised you missed the gangbang line though. Its a really messed up scene in the book but not in the movies. Basically in vague terms after they defeated Pennywise the first time as kids, as soon as they were out of the sewer the girl "took turns" with each of the boys to make it so they werent children anymore and the magic would keep pennywise sealed away for another 27 years. Thats why the Joker was saying even he wouldnt stoop to that kind of stuff
Hope y’all see this but that was Joan Rivers in the comedian battle haha. I totally understand the Dolly Parton thoughts though
Moses was an Israelite Jew. But he was raised found as an infant by the pharaohs daughter and raised as royalty by the Egyptians. He knew he was a Jew and saw how the Egyptians had made slaves of the Jews. His biblical story is about the exodus of the Jews from Egypt. God spoke to him through a burning bush, gave him the power to bring the 10 plagues of Egypt if the pharaoh didn’t free his people, Moses parted the Red Sea for them to cross. Then they spent 40 years wandering the desert and within those years god gave Moses the 10 commandments.
Wow you guys really didn’t get any of the Joker’s references at all, cause the Joker definitely won
We always miss things the first watch. these are blind reactions =)
Personally I think Santa won, people just say Moses wins because it's Snoop. Probably my least favorite battle because of it. Santa's actual lines were way better.
in a fight fight deadpool would win in the comics deadpool can teleport and break the 4th wall meaning he can just write boba fett out of existence
1:11:01 A Bond who is actually English-Could this have been a reference to Johnny English?
No its a refrence to Sean Connery himself. Sean isnt English, hes scottish yet he plays the famous British super spy
You guys seriously never heard of the pink slime meat they used to use?
But Rambo is a green burray special forces he was trained to survive on any kind of land making boobietraps so what if John wick fell into Rambos traps
My hottest erb take is that thanos violated oppenheimer
22:12 he literally is though
Dracula untold
Are they twins?
Yes
They need to remake another video with darthvader vs someone else cuz the first 2 darth Vader’s costume looked like one you’d get at spirits mark down section
Wendy's is cheaper
Reaction exo mama,history, overdose, kokobop, wolf, call ma babe, don't fight the feeling
Man. All this did was remind how much erb fell off in the later years.
You’re tripping if you think that
Man, I cannot stand the reaction the Heath Ledger bar gets in Joker vs Pennywise, cause it honestly is one of the worst line written in ERB since season 1.
Heath Ledger very unfortunately OD's on sleeping pills, months after his time on set for the Dark Knight had concluded, so long had it been since he had worked on that movie he was already mid production on another movie when he died. On top of which, his sleeping issues had begun before he was brought on to play the Joker, and his family had noticed before his tendency to drink around the same time he took his pills.
So the line isn't a good line, its just wrong. This then gets stacked on top of just how poorly thought out Pennywise's last verse actually is when you look at it. He starts if off by criticizing Joker cause Arkham is a reference to H.P. Lovecraft, then spends almost 2/3s of his verse making references to things that have absoluteky nothing to do with It or even other Stephen King works. That battle is one of the sloppiest videos they've ever made which sucks cause the Joker was pretty good until his last verse (outside of the Robin and Bars line)
its a rap battle, below the belt disses are to be expected
Jfc you sound ignorant and sensitive af. You have no damn ckue what youre talking about.
Thid is the dumbest comment ive seen
🤱 😢 you soun like a damn baby. And dumb af
Jfc stop posting this dumb ass shit
Snoop got blown out