I wish female makeup was not legal. It would ultimately be better for both sexes in the long run. Women would feel more free and natural by not having to wear it and men would be less intimated to approach because the women would appear less goddess like.
Honestly hiking would just make me feel like I am such an indoor person at this point even though I do go outside all of my hobbies tend to have something to do with tech at some point along the line that id Have to move on though! Like I'd just be like we're not compatible because how we have fun is completely at odds.....
She's the best Jewish comedian since Joan Rivers. And will have a similar trajectory. Stick with it, I. From an old and wise "Shlep". (I learned that word from Mad Magazine.)
The attention from men thing needs clarifying: Women know they get our attention all the time regardless. It's getting us to give them attention, when we're with another woman...to see if they can steal our gaze from the woman we're with. That's what's she really talking about. I mean come on, Women get noticed and hit on all the time - even when they're desperately trying to avoid it. I remember my old roommate had no make up on, her hair was up, in sweats, and since she was drinking & I drover her scary lookin PMS ass down to CVS for female products, and the guy at the counter asked for her number. That's one example I witnessed personally. So guys, they already know they have our attention, what Ilza is talking about, has nothing to directly do with us. We are the pawns in a proxy fight.
She's seems little a bit of an emotional mess but it's really nice and I think there's some more to it than that but not to bad but everyone is an critique 😮 .
@@petersweeney5777 oh, and you are? Go ahead funny man, say something silly that will make an audience even chuckle, hop on a stage and pull a set out of your brain and see how easy it is to do, if you're such the authority on funny. Your move
I think she is one of the best comics alive. baddah bing.
"Where's your lesbian hiking partner?"
Too funny and very true.
Top tier vocal skills and body language. :D
I love she brought her cat on stage 😂
Awesome in so many ways!
Iliza would be an awesome metal vocalist 🤘
🤙🤙
The glitter part gets me everytime
Blanche reminds me of a Young Golden Girl LOL !! Blanche is sooo..... Adorable !!
was, but still a legend ❤
Lol i understood that reference
Always love Iliza, saw her live (with Blanche!) always does a great show.
Rip Blanche
@@timothyfloogle00
how is she not a rapper as well❤
I can hear her on a parody song with Weird Al.
I was thinking the same thing! Talks fast and I can make out what she's saying!👍
class
😂😂 love it 🤩
Honesty, great. 😂👏🏻
Her spontaneous goat bleating really gets me haha
I thought it was a dolphin.
@@eastvandb Lol you might be right. That's funny too
She's one of the best 🔥🔥😎😎🌹🌹🍷🍷
Agreed!😂😂😂
Man, she was just having fun listing those plane boarding parties. Just showing off for us.
I love Blanch, the look on her face when you sing in the arms of the angels.......someone, anyone please rescue me from this woman. :) :)
You can't have a video of this gal without her making that little goat sound.
Hilarious squirrel.
Oh goat!
I love Blanche!
Her dog looks exactly like my dog, Guillermo. He'd probably pay to hit that.
Blanche stole the show.
That's so true about LuluLemon leggings 😂
Pretty sure I could listen to her do only dolphin sounds and still find it funny
9:20 I thought I was the only one who felt that way!
There is nothing to not love about Iliza!!!
I’m in love w her
You never dated me as I’d be one hell of a challenge 😂
laughed my ass off
Fuck 😂😂 she's so honest
The ASPCA commercials know when you are alone
They don't fight fair when they start playing slow 90s ballads.
Yes. I do know that feeling. I'm feeling that feeling right now. You are perfect dramedy. Keep me filled in... I didn't mean it like that.
Amazing!! 😀 Thank You so much! 😀
4:16 Per pants 😂
Look she pants
Funny the the first time.
She could be an auctioneer.
She gets , men :))))
I wish female makeup was not legal. It would ultimately be better for both sexes in the long run. Women would feel more free and natural by not having to wear it and men would be less intimated to approach because the women would appear less goddess like.
😂😂
Cynthia took me hiking in college, non date ish.
03:23 I wish girls wanted my attention
Guys can come more, Miss.
This was great.. I hope Blanche got a treat out of the deal though.
Honestly hiking would just make me feel like I am such an indoor person at this point even though I do go outside all of my hobbies tend to have something to do with tech at some point along the line that id Have to move on though! Like I'd just be like we're not compatible because how we have fun is completely at odds.....
Haha
👏👏💝😆💝😆💝😆💝👏👏
Can’t understand why they don’t board back to front.
I challenge anyone who thinks she is not the least bit funny, I want to see your comedy show
Video called “Best Of,” but it’s just a War Paint comp. Bruh, where’s Freezing Hot, Elder Millennial, etc?
She's the best Jewish comedian since Joan Rivers. And will have a similar trajectory. Stick with it, I. From an old and wise "Shlep".
(I learned that word from Mad Magazine.)
It's a buffalo
Puddle
Holly holm didn't lied about what's she likes.....
A stump gets a second date, more often than not
she is not wrong...
U said I eat u
The attention from men thing needs clarifying: Women know they get our attention all the time regardless. It's getting us to give them attention, when we're with another woman...to see if they can steal our gaze from the woman we're with. That's what's she really talking about. I mean come on, Women get noticed and hit on all the time - even when they're desperately trying to avoid it. I remember my old roommate had no make up on, her hair was up, in sweats, and since she was drinking & I drover her scary lookin PMS ass down to CVS for female products, and the guy at the counter asked for her number. That's one example I witnessed personally. So guys, they already know they have our attention, what Ilza is talking about, has nothing to directly do with us. We are the pawns in a proxy fight.
Oh. Men would love to hear that first part , be more honest women 😂😂😂😂.
If that *commercial* "knows when you're alone" all the better. You don't look like an asshole when you quickly change the channel.
More a rant compared to a routine
She's seems little a bit of an emotional mess but it's really nice and I think there's some more to it than that but not to bad but everyone is an critique 😮 .
That's trippin
You are almost funny
I will never understand why people watch her, other than her looks lol
Because I have a sense of humor
Another assault on comedy.
Watch Patrice O'neal or Bill Burr insted of this
Women aren't funny, but this one is.
Watched 3 min. Did not even smile. Not funny
I hope she gives up comedy
Do you think she should be heating up your DiGiorno pizza instead?
The best of not being funny?
I was expecting this video to be about 20 seconds long, this woman is really really UNFUNNY!!
That poor dog
Joke about bears is stolen from Louis c.k
this is not funny...
And your comedy specials are where?
@@timothyfloogle you're it
She’s not funny……
Benjamin doesn’t have his comedy special out as he’s busy taking effortlessly classy headshots.
@@petersweeney5777 oh, and you are? Go ahead funny man, say something silly that will make an audience even chuckle, hop on a stage and pull a set out of your brain and see how easy it is to do, if you're such the authority on funny. Your move
She's not funny
Dear god this woman is so over the top unfunny!
I Lies A lot... I don't but I love this woman and I hate that she's taken. Every last little part of her mental illness is beautiful to me. ✌️🌲🍄👽🧘🪬🌌
I so put in those tight shirts
She is not funny