I love the translations on these things! I actually had a cheap DVD player once where instead of saying 'press power button to turn on' it said 'make action for pressure on activation area for losing dis-activity at one time instant'. LOL
Look through the comments there are a million comments saying "still better than *insert almost every laptop on the market*" You guys really hate your laptops huh?
I have to confess: I actually recoiled slightly when i saw how large the screen was. Such crap should not be allowed to occupy that much of the universe's atomic space. :( God only knows how you cope being so close and personal with this stuff; I salute you, Ashens, for taking the proverbial one on behalf of the proverbial team. :)
These things are usually made to facilitate illegal drug transport, as thus the extra slot in many of these consoles. And the fact that even the makers know that people rarely buy these any longer, just makes things so easy to the point where calling the machines "PCP" station is simply the beginning... "Drugstation" next.
"Can you run Windows 10 on it?" Why would you install Windows 10 when it's operating system is infinitely more cutting-edge. I hear they use them as servers nowadays. Mad futuristic tech.
Cho'Gath The Terror Of The Void It's got the latest NVIDIA GTX GeForce 3000 100 GB along with an i20 85 Ghz 9999X Fury Processor, it can run GTA V on 10 monitors on ultra settings
You mean to tell me, this dude, over 11 1/2 years ago, was making these same awesome vids on the same awesome couch and I only really got into him this past year? The internet never fails to amaze.
This is something your grandma saw at a drug store and saw it was cheap and thought she was doing a great job because now your parents didn't have to shell out 150 bucks for a sega genesis
If it wouldn't sell in the 70s then it won't sell now.... But somehow it does! WHY DOES IT SELL... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Thank you for bringing awareness of motion sickness from shotty camera work, if only the were so conscience about this fact when building another 3rd person shooter.
(not so) protip: Try buying a bunch of these in spain or at underground stores, if you are lucky you will find pills or cocaine in the "unused battery slot" deliver it to the authorities and they will actually pay you! (or you could use whatever you find yourself the hell do I care)
No, this amazing, highpowered computer can only play Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare 7 and Grand Theft Auto 8. This amazing computer was rated 8/8 m8 by IGN and it has over 9000 TB of RAM and a PINGAS GB hard drive
In case anyone was wondering, these are the MINIMUM specs (copied from the Steam page): OS: Windows 8.1 (64 Bit) - Windows Vista 64 Bit Processer: Intel Core 2 Quad CPU Q6600 @ 2.40GHz (4 CPUs) / AMD Phenom 9850 Quad-Core Processor (4 CPUs) @ 2.5GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA 9800 GT 1GB / AMD HD 4870 1GB (DX 10, 10.1, 11) Hard Drive: 65 GB available space Sound Card: 100% DirectX 10 compatible On a different note: It said that heists are coming out on March 10th!
DatTH-camr dont bloody believe that or the recommended specs im playing with a i7 3770k and a GTX 970 and i still get some large frame dips at high settings.
***** Those are the minimum to run. Those specs are going to get you around 3 FPS, but it will run. Grand Theft Auto V also gets frame dips on every port of it, it's just a running problem.
Arise, Chickun It kinda does sometimes. Take for example Colgate brand toothpaste. In English-speaking countries, it's supposed to be Cole-Gate, right? In Mexico, it's Cohl-Gah-Tay.
Ahhh 2009, our school spent a huge amount on a net book station with 30 devices so a class could ask to have them for a lesson, I'm pretty sure they're sitting in the library cupboard and the whole school has iPads now.
Somehow I can imagine the possibility that in the future we'll have pop stations that look like 40inch tv's with controllers that look like other random devices that you connect to an actual tv. You will be doing a review of those in case they are released in our time right? ~Jkun~
I could have sworn I had already subbed to you some time ago. Well, I've re-subbed. It's amazing to think how bad those Pop Station things are. The cheap Sega handhelds a few years back that were free in Happy Meals are much better than these things. STAY AWESOME! :)
I love the translations on these things! I actually had a cheap DVD player once where instead of saying 'press power button to turn on' it said 'make action for pressure on activation area for losing dis-activity at one time instant'. LOL
"seven inches of pure joy"
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i am not joyous enough :(
He said with enthusiasm
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OddMike lol 69 likes *wink* *wink*
I just love the fact that your videos never really changed (in a good way!).
I like how it always contains detailed instructions in the package as if anyone would play this crap for more than 10 seconds..
They do it so people will hopefully waste the time they could have used to return this atrocity, by attempting to make sense out of the instructions.
Whoever says gaming PCs are expensive need to watch this video. :P
***** The universe would collapse.
TheNathanNS This is not a gaming pc.
Dawson Petersen You really didn't get the sarcasm did you?
Dawson Petersen That's the joke you inbred.
Dawson Petersen if you was any more inbred, you would be a sandwich
I'm fairly certain this channel produces 90% of the funds for the companies that create tat and rip-offs.
Damn, I remember netbooks, ultimately becoming obsolete due to powerful tablets.
I can't believe it's been 7 years.
Was literally about to comment this
Cool.
Damn this comment is already 5 yrs old
@@therenegades7329 FUCK
Wow, and now we have phones outclassing most tablets on the market
Spooky
"7 inches of pure joy?" you gotta be kidding me...
(in morgan freeman voice) oh yes 7 INCHES! of pure glorious joy
sounds so dirty
Mmmmmmh
Just you wait. the Chinese are coming out with the 60 - 72 inch HD versions of these games soon..
- joking of course -
What she said blahblah
I think it's possible to install a Raspberry Pi with a 7'' LCD screen running a POP Station emulator...
Live the inception.
lolzvid A POP Station emulator? Now I'm getting the idea of people making their own homebrew POP Station games.
lolzvid A POP Station emulator? Now I'm getting the idea of people making their own homebrew POP Station games.
Correction. Tiger electronic game systems. As these are cheaper crappy clones of tiger electronic systems.
***** What?
@Praise the Sun kinda but the sonic adventure dont
Look through the comments there are a million comments saying "still better than *insert almost every laptop on the market*"
You guys really hate your laptops huh?
I just read over that... I sound illiterate
+Thomas De Brule that's called as sarcasm
my head hurts
-instruction manual
I have to confess: I actually recoiled slightly when i saw how large the screen was. Such crap should not be allowed to occupy that much of the universe's atomic space. :(
God only knows how you cope being so close and personal with this stuff; I salute you, Ashens, for taking the proverbial one on behalf of the proverbial team. :)
🍛
Does it run windows 10?
I tried Windows 1.0 and it worked 6% so that's close enough.
At best, pre-Ms-Dos programs.
No, it runs Windows Fighter Ultimate.
***** It has NO operating system - at all. Even Commodore 64 OS can't be installed there!
***** Yeah, mortal combat x running at 666 frames per second.
The pink documentation sheet read, "My head hurts!" at the bottom of the page!
If I had a dollar for every pixel this video had, I would have 50 cents.
Greg Towers Well, its from 2009, at that time 360p was ok.
***** Jim, I've told you not to be that guy, now you're that guy. The internet will execute you.
But you need to multiply that with the total frames, and substract a bit because of lossy compression.
You can use these Pop station as a Raspberry pi case
The Zombie Block actually thats genius
The Zombie Block ur a freaking genius dude
Raspberry Pi in PopStation 3 case is pretty good idea!
I don’t remember commenting this, but this is still a brilliant idea. Might make one someday
These things are usually made to facilitate illegal drug transport, as thus the extra slot in many of these consoles. And the fact that even the makers know that people rarely buy these any longer, just makes things so easy to the point where calling the machines "PCP" station is simply the beginning... "Drugstation" next.
Mind blowing. Never thought of that.
Yeah sure
"This system is great"
-Some paid actor on TV
"Bullshit"
-Me
or Karl Pilkington
"Bullshit" -Everyone ever
"This system is great"
-IGN
IGN 18/5
rafe!!
You should try overclocking the processor a bit. It might help the graphics out and future proof it, a little bit.
MrR2185 an Nvidia GeForce graphics card would be great to
Nah a Radeon would be better for it
+D3rpyTh3W0lf Nah I tested it got +10 FPS on Chanticleer Hegemony with the NVIDIA GeForce card. Overclocking the processor got me +5 FPS all around!
that almost made since... But overclocking a processor decreases it's lifespan. Making it less future-proof
@@xanorexorcist Your comment is an amazing embodiment of whining children.
Just a guess, but could those holes under the "keyboard" be for the "mice"?
If mice = cocaine, than yes
Here I am 7 years after, watching the same video. Damn what an emotional moment.
I'm trying to run ark survival evolved, I'm getting roughly 3ish frames on the epic settings on this "pop station"
you may have a fake pop station this can run htc vive and maxes out fps
Mine can’t run it even on the lowest setting 1fps
My PCP station runs the game at 03.250 FPS and It might explo- *Kaboom!!!*
The instruction says "My head hurts"..
XD!! Best manual ever!!
*****
Still better than "liberating" everything your nation does not have.
"Can you run Windows 10 on it?"
Why would you install Windows 10 when it's operating system is infinitely more cutting-edge. I hear they use them as servers nowadays. Mad futuristic tech.
10 years later and this is still great
Still Better Than Alienware
+KZANG3 Noobs...
+ender_scythe alienware sucks
at least you can install windows 8 on alienware lol
dont compare this piece of shit with alienware u noob
the mario sound effect... oh my god
Can it run Roblox?
+Ruby Van Den B It probably can't run Pacman.
Yea it does it runs Windows1337 with GTA 69 at 666 frames per seconds and 1337x4200 HD Graphics
+Cho'Gath The Terror Of The Void
You forgot that it also can process over 9000 bits of information per second. ;)
Daniel Gehring Oh yeah I forgot that lol silly me
Cho'Gath The Terror Of The Void It's got the latest NVIDIA GTX GeForce 3000 100 GB along with an i20 85 Ghz 9999X Fury Processor, it can run GTA V on 10 monitors on ultra settings
You mean to tell me, this dude, over 11 1/2 years ago, was making these same awesome vids on the same awesome couch and I only really got into him this past year? The internet never fails to amaze.
the only thing that ever changes with ashens is his camera quality
And his reviewing style which has changed considerably.@@rustywastakenwastaken
The 'sad onion' thingy stays hilarious. I just can't help it, but I nearly wet myself every time you say it.
Still has a larger game library than Mac OS X.
And a MEGA library to Linux.
***** UBER library to the Apple Pippin.
+Isiah Folio (Asdfguy86) Not really. most AAA games are being ported or already ported to Linux.
JustABroccoli562 *looks at the steam games on mac*
*looks at the steam games on pc*
#windowspeopletotallygot#rekt
Not really
Oh god, this one especially made me want to puke.
This comment had no likes for 10 years, I've made history
Remember when Netbooks were still a thing?
Remember when netbooks where so bad they crashed a femto second after turning it on?
I love that there are new comments on this 13 yr video.
This man could be the city fighter tournament winner.
That is built for spies as an under-cover laptop and mouse. The spies can play games on under-cover missions. :)
Dexy Barnfield totally
7 inches of pure joy
"7 inches of pure joy" I do believe that's what she said ;)
Shit, it's like Tiger Electronics for the modern age.
Tiger games actually worked properly tho lol
LeviathanRX Fine, shitty Tiger Electronics for the modern age.
If 2009 is the modern age, then sure.
WeActOnImpulse Official I'm guessing not really, because those tiger games were still being made then too.
yeah I agreed.
This is something your grandma saw at a drug store and saw it was cheap and thought she was doing a great job because now your parents didn't have to shell out 150 bucks for a sega genesis
I'm spending New Year's Eve watching all of your videos. Thank you. This is going to be one of the best New Year's Eve.
still better than Macbook 2015
Display 12 times more fragile than the POP station.
+Azune Konpeki a rock is better than a macbook, at least you can touch it without braking it
Grave yerdx from the desk to the floor they do :))))
The CIS white male Don't insult the rich people! They're not all retarded!
The CIS white male
obviousjokewasn'tobvious =(
If it wouldn't sell in the 70s then it won't sell now.... But somehow it does! WHY DOES IT SELL... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*****
SPELLING
*****
What even.
*****
Not 'ever,' 'even.'
It was less a question than a statement, despite it's content, hence the lack of question mark.
POP Stations; encouraging slavery since 2009
2007.
2006
I miss these popstation reviews
"Seven inches of pure joy".
That's one hell of a slip, Ashens.
Kid: Mom, can we get a gaming laptop?
Mom: No, we have gaming laptop at home
Gaming laptop at home:
My 4k display makes this look like....i honestly do not have the words to say what it looks like.....
Does it look like a popstation display?
D͟i͟a͟m͟o͟n͟d͟ P͟i͟g͟m͟a͟n͟ mannn that pop station technology makes my 4k res look like pong on the original Atari!
Lol
Glory be it's 360p time again!
When are we going to get another one of these?
Thank you for bringing awareness of motion sickness from shotty camera work, if only the were so conscience about this fact when building another 3rd person shooter.
It will play South Park The Stick Of truth?
nope
Nah, this supercomputer is made for games such as Destiny 3 Halo 17 and so on.
(not so) protip: Try buying a bunch of these in spain or at underground stores, if you are lucky you will find pills or cocaine in the "unused battery slot" deliver it to the authorities and they will actually pay you! (or you could use whatever you find yourself the hell do I care)
How incompetent do you have to be to manufacture this piece of shyte for smuggling drugs and then forgot to take the drugs out at the other end?
Getting high off your own supply.
Still better than an Acer.
The hell are you talking about? They more or less ruled the netbook market.
Radiatical gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 no h8
Hahaa r8 8/8 would masterb8 gr8 m8 those are truly the dankest memes "dorito and mountaindew explosion"
Radiatical That's bullshit and you know it, dark bum impersonator.
That flying Mexican was the best ad I've ever seen.
I still have no clue what it was for.
I always find myself coming back to youtube most of the time just to watch Ashens' videos.
But can it run Steam? 10/10 IGN "TWO MICE IS NEXT GEN SHIT"
Jpk516 Meme spouting child
@Mike Hunt
Pessimistic, condescending adult.
Kami R. I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
No
Can it play GTAV?
No, this amazing, highpowered computer can only play Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare 7 and Grand Theft Auto 8. This amazing computer was rated 8/8 m8 by IGN and it has over 9000 TB of RAM and a PINGAS GB hard drive
In case anyone was wondering, these are the MINIMUM specs (copied from the Steam page):
OS: Windows 8.1 (64 Bit) - Windows Vista 64 Bit
Processer: Intel Core 2 Quad CPU Q6600 @ 2.40GHz (4 CPUs) / AMD Phenom 9850 Quad-Core Processor (4 CPUs) @ 2.5GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA 9800 GT 1GB / AMD HD 4870 1GB (DX 10, 10.1, 11)
Hard Drive: 65 GB available space
Sound Card: 100% DirectX 10 compatible
On a different note: It said that heists are coming out on March 10th!
DatTH-camr dont bloody believe that or the recommended specs im playing with a i7 3770k and a GTX 970 and i still get some large frame dips at high settings.
***** Those are the minimum to run. Those specs are going to get you around 3 FPS, but it will run. Grand Theft Auto V also gets frame dips on every port of it, it's just a running problem.
***** im running an 8120 (stock speeds) and r9 290, everything very high except AA at 1440p and it is very smooth and almost never get a dip
5:13 just saying, it's not pronounced "Ay-suhs," it's actually "Ay-soos..."
I think it depends on where you live because everyone pronounces it different.
Kai Wackerfuss
That's not necessarily how it works with company names and products though...
Arise, Chickun
It kinda does sometimes. Take for example Colgate brand toothpaste. In English-speaking countries, it's supposed to be Cole-Gate, right? In Mexico, it's Cohl-Gah-Tay.
TheMexicanLynx
Fair enough, but for Asus, the above that I mentioned is how it is *correctly* pronounced.
TheMexicanLynx We pronounce it colgate not cole-gate, but your points still valid,
I believe the two holes are meant to hold the mice.
"7 inches of pure joy" Ashens 2009
I think that the slot under the keyboard is for storing the controllers, but isn't actually big enough to do so.
Why does the instruction manual say "My head hurts!"?
Probably because the guy translating it found the POP Station Watch intro with the siren annoying, and also the horrible English.
Ahhh 2009, our school spent a huge amount on a net book station with 30 devices so a class could ask to have them for a lesson, I'm pretty sure they're sitting in the library cupboard and the whole school has iPads now.
1 month guy we meet again....
The Mario sound at 7:07 gets me every time lmfao
I remember my first computer lmao man thanks for going through all the misery to do these kind of reviews for us.
Wonder how long it is before we get a POPStation based on the Commodore PET?
That opening title is so cute!
Is it Top of the Pops? Ha! Get it? Top of the Pops? British TV show? No? I'll go home now...
Somehow I can imagine the possibility that in the future we'll have pop stations that look like 40inch tv's with controllers that look like other random devices that you connect to an actual tv.
You will be doing a review of those in case they are released in our time right?
~Jkun~
Wouldn't the space under the false keyboard be for storing the "mice"?
5:09 Wonder what the model of that computer is?
"7 inches of pure joy"
That's what she said, until she discovered it was actually 8 inches, now she won't get off my lap.
Boy, this is awkward>.>
0_0 Tails. You. Are. Eleven.
Its miles prower
xx_Toy_Bonnies_bro_xx TWITCH AND MORE
I believe the show's canon is 4 and 1/2, but the game's canon is 11
Kami R. And Tail's cannon is 8 inches.
*no*
ur channel is getting more and more views man, i know it bcuz i just found ur videos and im subscribing on the second, nice job =))
Being a Doctor Who fan, the way you said "The Master" was awesome at around 6min area.
That was the best mcdonalds tat :D I still have the spyro one somewhere, ahh nostalgia :)
Amazing lol where can i pick one of these up
seven inches of pure joy? that sounds like something I see in mornings
I like how the instructions say "My Head Hurts!"
Because thats how we all feel with these.
omg is that a windows logo on the keyboard
I was 7 when this came out
wow pop stations has no boundaries. one step closer to total domination, pop station FTW.
the tune that plays when it first started is oddly familiar. was it from a gameboy game?
I saw on your translation sheet "Dr.Ashens" . So ur a doctor????
Watching this on a new laptop I got today, I can only imagine the disappointment these net book rips have caused.
Dang... And it's still cutting edge technology! Truly amazing.
"my heads hurt!"
what do you do with the after the review skip them ?
This video is 8 months before I was born
At the end of the outside instructions, it says 'My head hurts'
How far we've come in four years. This seems like an old VHS tape. Imagine what we'll have in another four.
I could have sworn I had already subbed to you some time ago. Well, I've re-subbed. It's amazing to think how bad those Pop Station things are. The cheap Sega handhelds a few years back that were free in Happy Meals are much better than these things.
STAY AWESOME! :)
"7 inches of pure joy" Oh Dr Ashen.
The phone rang right next to me and a couple of seconds later while the phone is still ringing he says it sounds like a phone is ringing. Im scared...
Camera:
goes out of focus
me:
“why am i under water?”
does it run windows 1.1
>> Where can I get that POP Station ? I want to build a portable Raspberry machine , and that shell would be perfect .
Do the "mice" fit in the "game holes" under the "keyboard"?
I can't believe this video is 4 years old!
how are there still comments on a 2009 video?