The Stolen Tank Rampage! (1995)

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  • @JoeL-ji7uw
    @JoeL-ji7uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    Soldier "What do we do?"
    Other soldier "Call the police!"

  • @asianguy3452
    @asianguy3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3014

    “911 what’s your emergency?” “Somebody stole a tank”

    • @Nicolewhite743
      @Nicolewhite743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      A police officer is on his way

    • @eggbois6957
      @eggbois6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      911 operator: uh eh how
      Army soldier he got in it
      911 operator : ok

    • @ajoltre-skin8043
      @ajoltre-skin8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I can imagine of how shocked that operator must be hearing that.

    • @spookyengie735
      @spookyengie735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Imagine the local police hearing some random dude claiming they are a soldier reporting that a tank have been stolen and just rubbing it off as a trouble maker till you see a fucking tank road raging on the motherfucking road.
      cuz ya know 911 don't exist yet.

    • @drdnout
      @drdnout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "9/11 what's your emergency?" "Somebody stole an airplane"

  • @oceanman3804
    @oceanman3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    This is a strange rethinking of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
    “The first tank had no fuel, the second tank wouldn’t start, the third tank was just right!”

    • @knoxcool9657
      @knoxcool9657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was watching this I refreshed and saw it get edited lol

    • @Random-pg8hb
      @Random-pg8hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Random House omfg

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      clever

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny that Goldilocks was obviously caught by the three bears, a cop car, a cobra helicopter, and just a few armed men.

    • @cooperdn24
      @cooperdn24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nelson and the 3 tanks

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    *Guard* : "Hello 911?"
    *Operator* : "What's the nature of your emergency?"
    *Guard* :"I'd like to report a stolen vehicle."
    *Operator* : "What's the make and model?"
    *Guard* :"It's a green M60A3 Patton tank."
    *Operator* : "....."

    • @jaysmith1408
      @jaysmith1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      What make again?
      Chrysler
      ...Ahh...

    • @BaNaNaCeZeT
      @BaNaNaCeZeT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      "Sure buddy! Go bother someone else!" *hangs up*

    • @Sir_Squirrel_TheIV
      @Sir_Squirrel_TheIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Operator: crazy people…. Meanwhile outside CRASH! Rumb rumb ruumoobbbb Operator: son of a B- Q&A with a los santos operator. los Santos Operator: please kill me

    • @DrR.
      @DrR. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It was stupid because they didn’t send another tank

    • @Beaverhound
      @Beaverhound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DrR. They weren't sure if the tank he stole was armed or not, so they didn't wanna risk the lives of other tank operators, and also the same situation with the helicopter, it could have caused collateral damage to nearby people and buildings.

  • @davidmeyer6908
    @davidmeyer6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "I've got nothing left to lose but my sanity, and the right to go insane."

    • @gyromane2505
      @gyromane2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God damnit you stole it right from underneath me.

    • @6zhongxina9
      @6zhongxina9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Megadeth 🤘

    • @LordBaldur
      @LordBaldur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad to see a fellow metal head

  • @Florp13530
    @Florp13530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "He even dug a 7 feet shaft in his backyard"
    Who didn't tell this guy not to dig straight down? You could Fall into lava or abandoned Radioactive waste.

    • @herrkatzegaming
      @herrkatzegaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mostly lava would be a threat or a cave full of spiders, zombies, skeletons and creepers

    • @nicholas_gurr
      @nicholas_gurr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “7ft shaft”
      Define “shaft”.
      I know I’m immature. Sorry, not sorry.

    • @glennmatthews758
      @glennmatthews758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      17 feet

    • @DiviAugusti
      @DiviAugusti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have radioactive waste in Minecraft now?

    • @cocolahoff4292
      @cocolahoff4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some say you might even reach China

  • @westcyborg51videos5
    @westcyborg51videos5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5220

    GTA in game: Dies when entering the military base
    GTA in real life: Lazy soldiers didn't notice the dude was coming

    • @caelestigladii
      @caelestigladii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      They probably noticed. They only told later that they didn't notice to protect themselves. I mean they probably did not expect just anyone unimportant to just be wondering around the base. They probably thought he was supposed to be there.

    • @robocart9253
      @robocart9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      @@caelestigladii makes sense, when was the last time a random civilian was allowed on a military base? If i was an armed guard there and saw them roaming around, i wouldn't bat an eye, probably some politician or higher up that wasn't in uniform.
      Plus since two tanks didn't start, if they didn't rev they probably thought he was a mechanic or something similar checking if the tanks were in working order.

    • @Cloudrunner5k
      @Cloudrunner5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Definitely Pre-9/11 security XD

    • @TimmyLongfellow
      @TimmyLongfellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@caelestigladii True. There is a lot of civilian contractors that work on military bases.

    • @chasedavidson2855
      @chasedavidson2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why do you think the GTA gaurds are so over the top on their security

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    This is a cautionary tale. When someone loses everything, they can do anything.

    • @willybilly4213
      @willybilly4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Killdozer?

    • @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270
      @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea, he did drugs, he mom died, his business ran out..

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@willybilly4213 I’m glad someone else knows the legend of Killdozer

    • @communist9208
      @communist9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -YourPalAL

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fist-of-doom487 the man behind the killdozer was sane tho

  • @1anonymousb
    @1anonymousb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Guard 1: Who's that guy?
    Guard 2: I don't know
    ...
    Guard 1: So anyway, on Seinfeld last night...

    • @hyleenpognaire8134
      @hyleenpognaire8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Guy 3 :
      Ross and Rachael were on break, yeah I know

    • @GildedShame
      @GildedShame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Guy 4: I forgot to tape Fraser

    • @Hairysteed
      @Hairysteed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hyleenpognaire8134 That episode was 1997

    • @oswisso1196
      @oswisso1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GildedShame guy 4: then i got she's number

    • @imperialwyvern
      @imperialwyvern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guard 5: Hey guys someone just stole one of our tanks!!
      The other guards: We are so fired. 0_0

  • @ConsCruptor
    @ConsCruptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3724

    This guy literally lost everything he had. Kind of sad story...

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Think about it, at least one of them was borrowing a car, or renting one, and maybe even not having insurance

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Jairus Flint just kinda glad nobody was taking a nap in those parked cars lol

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      This path he went down could happen to practically anyone dealing with things of the same magnitude.

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Star Pillars I mean, you don’t know, maybe someone was taking a quick nap, or... had their dog in the car!

    • @giraffeman326
      @giraffeman326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It is sad, but a lot of it is particularly his fault.

  • @tomstravels520
    @tomstravels520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4814

    "Hello police, this is the US Army, we need your help, our tank has been stolen"...... Bet the operator was questioning if this was real

    • @baum2921
      @baum2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      Operator: you want us to retrieve a stolen tank with police yet your more equipped to deal with this?
      National guard: Yep

    • @ironwar1863
      @ironwar1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@baum2921 I don't think that there allowed to get it back them selfs. It the same reason why the military can't just arrest you but the MP can. Also, most of there equipment would have run the risk of hitting civilians which is why they didn't get the cobras attack heil to shoot it.

    • @lonniebailey4989
      @lonniebailey4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@ironwar1863 Plus, the American military cannot just deploy on U.S. soil unless they have too. There is a law or amendment stating that the United States military cannot deploy on American soil unless a Governor asks for U.S. military assistance.

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I don't understand why the National Guard didn't do it, they're exempt from the posse comitatus act

    • @lonniebailey4989
      @lonniebailey4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Predator42ID Ok, thanks for the info.

  • @bobkilla430
    @bobkilla430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    Imagine calling your car insurance "hi my car got run over by a tank"

    • @kyleburns8590
      @kyleburns8590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      They would never believe you

    • @name-is4dz
      @name-is4dz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "Your car got run over by a tank? Sir if you are prank calling please close the call"
      "But I am not lying! My car got run over by a careless tank and the police were chasing after it"
      " llike I exactly said word by word close-the-call we trying to do our jobs here"
      "Oh just you wait till you hear a tank outside only then would you believe me-"

    • @brasilballs
      @brasilballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@kyleburns8590 to be fair, since it was broadcasted on tv they'd probably comply

    • @perlasandoval7883
      @perlasandoval7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      imagine telling your car insurance "my car was destroyed by a rocket"

    • @TrueReality219
      @TrueReality219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TANKS FOR THIS HUMOROUS COMMENT. 🌴🌴🍺😎🤣😂👍🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @aporlarepublica
    @aporlarepublica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    "-Shoot at the tires, Eddie!
    -Eeeer, it's a tank, sir..."

    • @extravent3963
      @extravent3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AR G This enraged his father who punished him severely.

    • @DDayDG
      @DDayDG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, then use buckshot?!

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Open Mind “Eeeer, it’s a tank, sir...”

    • @mackymoo1329
      @mackymoo1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aztech Ensue ah i see. Youre a man of culture as well!

    • @israelithewarrior6394
      @israelithewarrior6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@m1a1abramstank49 usa fool of trashh killers you take all of iron and mitirioll of afeika for your little kid tfo burning alll

  • @EldishRinger
    @EldishRinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    Imagine this scenario
    “911 what’s your emergency?”
    “This is the national guard, one of our M60 Pattons have been stolen”
    “And we are going to stop it how?”
    “Ramming it off the road”

    • @mohammadnooriman4185
      @mohammadnooriman4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Army Calling police for army tank was stolen lol 😂

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mohammadnooriman4185 yeah, and dont forget to prepare to be fired from military.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Y’all are laughing but imagine if that thing was fuckin armed.

    • @tankofnova9022
      @tankofnova9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@PartnershipsForYou It takes several people to fully operate a tank. I'm no tank expert, but no I do know that no tank ever made can have one person both drive and shoot the cannon.
      and please, no puns on my username. I get it.

    • @theheavytonk928
      @theheavytonk928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Pls call on the mighty battleships thx”

  • @longyu9336
    @longyu9336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    Reminds me of: "Drunk Polish man captures Polish town with old Soviet tank"

    • @notnice-9623
      @notnice-9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      tell me more

    • @Piotr-ki3rg
      @Piotr-ki3rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ohhh, Yes... That was funny...

    • @Piotr-ki3rg
      @Piotr-ki3rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was T-55?

    • @stukature
      @stukature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Source please. I want to read about this.

    • @badboi8591
      @badboi8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Burleon that was something else, that happened during a protest in the 2000’s

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This is the same incident that convinced my parents to support Dad's newly discharged high school best friend when they learned from his mother that he was going through a rough time. He wasn't addicted to drugs or alcoholic, but the depression he had was severe. For all the trouble Shawn Nelson caused, he really opened the eyes to a lot of people the need to support people with depression, especially among veterans and their dishonorably discharged counterparts.

  • @CaptainAhab117
    @CaptainAhab117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Whoever was on guard duty did not have a good day after this I'm sure.

    • @fenfrostpaws2000
      @fenfrostpaws2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Someone got a court martialin'

    • @markegipto1462
      @markegipto1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Probably had to so much explanation to his superiors, and possibly a court martial

    • @coll912
      @coll912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Reflects on poor leadership and security procedures too, junior enlisted aren't the only one's left hung out to dry

    • @TaigiTWeseDiplomat--Formosan
      @TaigiTWeseDiplomat--Formosan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :0

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coll912 I would have to presume a lot of folks got early retirement for that. One shot at leadership, and this is how it ends. But seriously, those leaders failed very badly.

  • @ajoltre-skin8043
    @ajoltre-skin8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Nelson: Goes in the military base and tries to start the tanks. Guards: “nah you cool”

    • @Ifoundnohappinesshere
      @Ifoundnohappinesshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He got a lot of tank experiments, so maybe they were a little lenient
      Edit: Plus, it's was just a National Guard base..so ye

    • @Ifoundnohappinesshere
      @Ifoundnohappinesshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Keahi Duarte *FBI interfering*

    • @camarov8power319
      @camarov8power319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Keahi Duarte AKA Weekend soldiers.

    • @shakiron5913
      @shakiron5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sneak 100

    • @naseemmansouri3285
      @naseemmansouri3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He bought the fort zancudo hanger bro.

  • @mrcarrot5697
    @mrcarrot5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    Anything planned for the 1992 Los Santos Riots? I heard a guy crashed a firetruck off a bridge

    • @memeboi6206
      @memeboi6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "See ya around officer"

    • @adriancadillo3081
      @adriancadillo3081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      i knew there was going to be a San Andreas reference lmao!

    • @darioisakovic7802
      @darioisakovic7802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Correction:
      1992 Los Santos Riots

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Age Restrictions Hazer. Hazer is the weeb

    • @beano4834
      @beano4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah ive been wanting to hear about that too

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Poor dude. His life was going so well then it just fell apart completely.

    • @sta5011
      @sta5011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even someone like that can be a victim of society sadly

    • @LEFT4BASS
      @LEFT4BASS ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sta5011 TBH, I don’t think he was a victim of society as much as a victim of his own drug addiction

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Some dude with a bulldozer: first time?

    • @mrj9187
      @mrj9187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MikoyanGurevichMiG21 nice ref

    • @strayisnotgay
      @strayisnotgay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MikoyanGurevichMiG21none of what happened with Marvin and shawn was even close.
      Plus, Shawn’s case happened first.

  • @hellfire2456
    @hellfire2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    "Once a man runs out of reasons to live, he starts looking for reasons to die"

    • @hellfire2456
      @hellfire2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Daniel Alejandro and depressing

    • @memestar8280
      @memestar8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow

    • @josephrenthlei225
      @josephrenthlei225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Deep

    • @leoslack6104
      @leoslack6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @joemama7236
      @joemama7236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@leoslack6104 stfu it's a serious issue and your making light of it

  • @roosterscrub9013
    @roosterscrub9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    The animators must’ve had fun making this. I laughed way too hard at the scene of dude running through the base

    • @MasonKLutz
      @MasonKLutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm sure they try to. A lot of people do with stuff like this.

    • @srsherman7390
      @srsherman7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not cool mate
      Not cool

  • @undulycriticalobserver2510
    @undulycriticalobserver2510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4051

    A sad tale of a man who was left alone in a world that doesn’t care about him, when you’ve got nothing to live for, why not make the end entertaining?

    • @duck1351
      @duck1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      If you're gonna have a mental breakdown, do it correctly.

    • @Bainey
      @Bainey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Smh, I would’ve flown into North Korea and shot a nuke

    • @Tobi9753
      @Tobi9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Soo ironic. If u have nothing to lose then u can do anything.

    • @jacobremillard
      @jacobremillard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Baine Playz I would have gone to North Korea and free the prison camps, if I die, at least I help a bunch of innocent people.

    • @Bainey
      @Bainey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah, lives don’t matter. I WANT DEATH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough*

  • @icy6533
    @icy6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "When man has nothing to lose, they have everything to gain." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

  • @hansgruber788
    @hansgruber788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    “He is in a vehicle”
    “Make and colour?”
    “It’s a black...tank”

    • @re57k
      @re57k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      "It's uh... A Detroit Arsenal Tank Plant M60A3... Green NATO camouflage"
      "Sir... Are you sure that you're sober?"

    • @edmund8954
      @edmund8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@re57k "sir, stop calling the police station to make jokes"

    • @mardin5760
      @mardin5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@edmund8954 Sir this is not a joke-
      *gets squashed by the tank*

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      funniest bit of Batman Begins
      well just tell me what it looks like
      [crashes past]
      never mind
      TANK MAN BEGAN IN 1995!!!

    • @Ray-yv7kn
      @Ray-yv7kn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Arnold Schwarzenegger T-800s are also virgins.

  • @sean-thiago1986
    @sean-thiago1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Rockstar: Doesn't launch GTA VI
    Shawn Nelson: Fine, I'll do it myself.

    • @ayman-yz9ex
      @ayman-yz9ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur stupid gta v wasnt even out back then so how can gta vi even be launched
      Woosh me and u have very small pp

    • @thefriskbehindthegenocide7391
      @thefriskbehindthegenocide7391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ayman-yz9ex r/woosh
      Im a girl. Rekt

    • @vibing_birb6046
      @vibing_birb6046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ayman78610 bruh this dude is taking this joke wayyy to serious.

    • @joedollarbiden9823
      @joedollarbiden9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well at least we know where Rockstar inspired from

    • @sonicdash9652
      @sonicdash9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayman-yz9ex I have 13 inch pp. No joke.

  • @23AlexandreJ
    @23AlexandreJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    "this kind of tank don't require any kind of keys"
    so star wars ships ARE realistic after all

    • @Doping1234
      @Doping1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Big passenger planes also don't have keys. If the environment of the machine is deemed secure enough this kind of authentication is not needed.
      ...well, most of the time, anyway^^

    • @generoush3823
      @generoush3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dont need a key for a ship either

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      similar to how the T3485 was stolen in hungary or something, since if you knew a thing or two, you could start it with no key and no battery

    • @johnfalcon84
      @johnfalcon84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hate to lose your key in combat

    • @retardeda
      @retardeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is true. same goes to military squad vehicles thingy

  • @merstach158
    @merstach158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "so what's the emergency?"
    "Weather's great actually"
    "Sir, what's the emergency"
    *"My neighbor has a tank"*

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Police: *Nani!?*

    • @joecary3586
      @joecary3586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tanks are 100& legal to own, if the guns are deactivated.

  • @owenhuff3959
    @owenhuff3959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Killdozer: “Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.”

    • @cyberspino6277
      @cyberspino6277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The guy who stole the tank loading in a HE shell:Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

    • @operator2855
      @operator2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then the H.E hits you

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The Killdozer would have won against an M60 tank with no ammunition. It was ten tons heavier and could tip the tank over with it's shovel.

    • @erickrasniewski567
      @erickrasniewski567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Killdozer:chaotic good
      Tank rampage:Chaotic evil

    • @dallas9397
      @dallas9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Novusod the M60 has an actual fucking gun. It can shoot the kill dozer easily.

  • @odessadoo
    @odessadoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    Nelson: Getting in a Tank
    Bob: Should we stop him?
    Joe: Nah, Let him play GTA

    • @SwagTinCommander
      @SwagTinCommander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Describing old gta sa cheats be like

    • @thepersonwhoseesnoevil
      @thepersonwhoseesnoevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GTA was released in 1997, I’m pretty sure this could’ve one of it’s inspirations.

    • @evilchild1851
      @evilchild1851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thepersonwhoseesnoevil I dont think she was meaning to be accurate, so next time appreciate the joke.

    • @thepersonwhoseesnoevil
      @thepersonwhoseesnoevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evilchild1851 I was, just saying it as a random fact.

    • @evilchild1851
      @evilchild1851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thepersonwhoseesnoevil well then I formally apologize

  • @breakingmad2645
    @breakingmad2645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    His backstory sounds like it can be a Joker story. The cartoon version of him looks like Joaquin Phoenix

  • @jamescook5487
    @jamescook5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The reason why he wasn't stopped on base I suspect is because he was a former soldier. Anyone who has served will tell you that you can pick out others who have served by how they move and present themselves. My guess is they saw him and knew he served and must of had a reason to be there. There are actually rules that say you have to wear your uniform while on duty and civilian clothes when off duty on base especially over seas. His service allowed him to be camouflaged as a service member off duty on the base, thats at least what I believe.

  • @kyawthu755
    @kyawthu755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Driver: Intoxicated and drugged
    Gunner: Nope
    Loader: Nope
    Commander: Nope
    Radio Operator: Nope
    Still capable of causing destruction
    Sounds like the opposite in World of Tanks

    • @SRDPS2
      @SRDPS2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes,usually Antique car got kick by Player tank in every map.
      And least 1 tank per 2 match drown by tank-accident.

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suraditfcf Pengsaeng there is a snowy upper tier map wish a pond in front of a turn that’s like 10 feet wide and 20,000 feet deep

    • @floppa4335
      @floppa4335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Play war thunder

    • @torbaz5930
      @torbaz5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@floppa4335 war thunder sucks bro

    • @soda12
      @soda12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you dont need guns when you can literally crush anything in your way...

  • @ImpostorSussy
    @ImpostorSussy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Not long before it gets to a Bridge and starts to fly. That's when you should panic.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      D:

    • @ALOF_
      @ALOF_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Tank starts Flying*
      PANIK

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @steve_broxi
      @steve_broxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a battlefield 4 reference?

    • @Tach4nk4
      @Tach4nk4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steve_broxi It's a GTA III reference i think

  • @Desned369
    @Desned369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Once he died the last thing he saw was in big red letters “WASTED”

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Then he spawned outside of a hospital

    • @rallejensen3795
      @rallejensen3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tikal The Whimsicott and lost some money

    • @CancerGaming56
      @CancerGaming56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yh, he never died, he just respawned on the other side of the country in a hospital, with tens of thousands of dollars out of his bank account.

    • @ramisamman5674
      @ramisamman5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It used to have three lives only and aiming at the police was almost impossible.
      The most realistic GTA

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5 stars

  • @pmm4177
    @pmm4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I was 18 when this happened, I remember watching this live on tv

    • @yashasvi9301
      @yashasvi9301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn, u are now 44, hope you are having a good life. it's been a long time since it happened no, i can just imagine what 40s would look like 😂

  • @DuckyTheFox
    @DuckyTheFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    "when a man can't find reasons to live, he starts looking for reasons to die"

    • @christopheranghel3123
      @christopheranghel3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's me right now...

    • @starwarsroo2448
      @starwarsroo2448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Christopher Anghel me too, not worth it though brother, always something and always a way out

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I don’t know if this is a joke or not, but no matter how much you think otherwise, people will always care for you, and things will only get better. There is always a reason to live

    • @christopheranghel3123
      @christopheranghel3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@starwarsroo2448 thanks bro, hopefully your right.

    • @christopheranghel3123
      @christopheranghel3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mcarrowtime7095 thank you, I hope your right. Its good to see that the world has people like you guys on it.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    I hear this was an alias. I hear he had an original name: Trevor.

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    "He'd help anybody. He just couldn't help himself. "
    -His brother, Scott,

    • @lucaswashington9285
      @lucaswashington9285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He could save other from death but not himself

    • @jonsnow9659
      @jonsnow9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@lucaswashington9285 Ironic.

    • @ricardomendes3450
      @ricardomendes3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminds me of Chester Bennington

    • @thekommunistkrusader3921
      @thekommunistkrusader3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ricardomendes3450 ;-;

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “He could save others from death, but not himself. Ironic.”
      -The Senate (Of The Galactic Republic), 19 B.B.Y.

  • @DOUGLAS55ish
    @DOUGLAS55ish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The tank was stolen from the National Guard Armory next door to my High School in the Linda Vista neighborhood of San Diego. That's about 10 miles from downtown, contrary to what the video says.

  • @arzantyt
    @arzantyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Imagine in like few months
    "911 what's your emergency"
    "This is the Air Force, yeah someone just stoled a B-2 Spirit, yeah we need a police helicopter"

  • @2xtoo145
    @2xtoo145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Why steal one when you can make one?
    *Killdozer intensifies*

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "When a man runs out of reasons to live, he looks for reasons to die." RIP Marvin

    • @PopeyeBjj86
      @PopeyeBjj86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He better not do killdozer!!! Go fucking check out count Dankula!!!!

    • @bednegochie4963
      @bednegochie4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remembered that story it was such a good story

    • @shadowfox2300
      @shadowfox2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Steven Echelberger both one of the treads got stuck and it started leaking coolant

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least Marvin has a reason to do such rampage.

  • @benheald6881
    @benheald6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    I feel for this guy. There’s only so much someone can take.

    • @moisesremusmajan6225
      @moisesremusmajan6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, poor guy I can't imagine what can I do if I was in his position. 😢

    • @chancedavis6216
      @chancedavis6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol he was a drug addict and blew all his money to fuel his addiction unlike Marvin Heemeyer who was pushed to his limits by greedy and corrupt city officials.

    • @moisesremusmajan6225
      @moisesremusmajan6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @polo steal a jet instead

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I recall reading of another incident where an airport worker in Seattle stole an airplane and proceeded to fly around the area near the airport. Air traffic control was able to contact him and they tried to convince the guy to come back in for a landing but he refused.
      In the ATC recordings it seemed like the guy was really just trying to achieve his dream of flying as he had previously been an airport worker being payed minimum wage and this was his way of 'going out in style', it seemed that he didn't have any intention of returning back safely and shortly after he crashed on an island a few miles west of the airport.
      You can actually find the ATC recording here on youtube and it's quite interesting to see exactly how exactly the last few moments played out.
      I believe the video is called 'Seattle Tacoma hijack' or something like that.

    • @cjvarnadoe
      @cjvarnadoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@livethefuture2492 You're talking about Rich Russell the "Skyking". Poor guy just wanted to do a barrel roll.

  • @aimohsin1380
    @aimohsin1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Old people: "The good ol days when we used to play grand theft auto in real life"

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTA is no exaggeration, THAT'S the joke =/

  • @joksizantos7520
    @joksizantos7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    National Guard soldiers: bruh were gonna get court martialed

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @Rifin-pu2hb
      @Rifin-pu2hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David McConville uh,everyone?!

    • @colson3050
      @colson3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rifin-pu2hb Not really. You never know everyone in your unit and in reserve units people get called in in civilians to do work. Alot of these probably thought he was called into take a look at the tanks that were sitting unattended/maintained. no one would question this cause its not normal for a person to act so calm and knowledgable of military facilities or equipment.

    • @Rifin-pu2hb
      @Rifin-pu2hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colson3050 yeah,maybe
      it seems like they trust a veteran too much.They doesn't even doubt what he is doing.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David McConville Well, issue. How can you fire a tank. When the turret and driver compartment are two separate areas. Sure depending on the model of tank. The driver COULD try to squeeze their way up into the turret. Yet not all have this luxury.

  • @Diamondarcher3
    @Diamondarcher3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    “Hi yeah, does my insurance cover my car being crushed by a tank?”
    “I beg your pardon?!”
    “Does my insurance cover tank damage?”

    • @lonniebailey4989
      @lonniebailey4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😁😁😁

    • @neeznh4571
      @neeznh4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Sir do you mean a water tank?"
      "um no no military"
      "😐"

    • @deathrow5261
      @deathrow5261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Neez Nh I think they were like :uh sorry sir we don’t know what to tell ya.

    • @stevek8829
      @stevek8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Act of War is not covered.

  • @Profkol0rado
    @Profkol0rado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Police Car: *Exists*
    Guy Inside Tank: Now This Is *GTA*

    • @MatthewMilton
      @MatthewMilton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice channel I like it a lot

    • @泉代尔大爹
      @泉代尔大爹 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do we make the letters really dark?

    • @Profkol0rado
      @Profkol0rado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * *

    • @Profkol0rado
      @Profkol0rado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@泉代尔大爹 * * This How Make it

    • @Profkol0rado
      @Profkol0rado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *EZ*

  • @mikester6192
    @mikester6192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was in my early 20’s when this happened. Wasn’t the tank driver disgruntled towards his VA treatment or benefits. He was driving the tank to the VA building in Mission Valley.

  • @GamesTube80
    @GamesTube80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    7:27 "Setting up road blocks is pointless"
    GTA cops: *Hold my beer*

    • @Knave_Orange_24
      @Knave_Orange_24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hold my pißwasser

    • @idkfvv
      @idkfvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They do it for choppers too

    • @jackgraven6042
      @jackgraven6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep one thing I learned about gta5 cops can destroy a tank

    • @dogsys
      @dogsys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackgraven6042 they have to suicide dive into it to make it blow up.

    • @jackgraven6042
      @jackgraven6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dogsys u may question the LSPD methods but you can't argue with results

  • @borisslavk01nolastname91
    @borisslavk01nolastname91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Nelson then got lucky when the third tank started up"
    You know what they say, third times a charm

  • @aqil.arosyidi3097
    @aqil.arosyidi3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Soldiers: what are you doing?
    Nelson: driving a tank
    Soldiers: UnDErStandeble HaVe a NIce day

  • @travisewing1795
    @travisewing1795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That’s actually a very deep video from this channel! We should really pay attention to history , so we will never repeat it again

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like never abandon people with depression.

    • @calebmoore8785
      @calebmoore8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t know man seems like a decent way to get a free tank

    • @puff5799
      @puff5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm

  • @jackalberry3633
    @jackalberry3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "Wait a minute, I thought the army parade was in august?"

    • @zeknight4352
      @zeknight4352 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a good one XD

    • @sloppysalami5490
      @sloppysalami5490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drewce390 People need to stop referencing reddit all the damn time. Nobody cares that they didnt get the joke.

    • @KevinRichards-my5oj
      @KevinRichards-my5oj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol

  • @sturmtiger1508
    @sturmtiger1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I like how there's a five star and the font style is GTA: SA

    • @rawinpinkoh5823
      @rawinpinkoh5823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't see any FBI SUV or a swat truck in the video so this should be a 3 star.

    • @IHATETHISFUCKINGWEBSITE
      @IHATETHISFUCKINGWEBSITE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sturmtiger Is Sentient!

  • @kaiwut
    @kaiwut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "He then died in the local hospital"
    He then filed a lawsuit in the afterlife and was unsuccessful

  • @richardharepax123
    @richardharepax123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You also ended up with one of the most odd insurance claims for the vehicles. Can you imagine if they just had one payment to go on the car. I remember seeing it on my tv back then and being glad nobody was hurt or in the car when hit

  • @equarg
    @equarg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Farmers:
    “We know a thing or two, because we have seen a thing or two!”
    (I can imagine this had a bunch of insurance agents scratching their heads, reading the fine print in their insurance policies).
    Edit. We are Farmers, bum bum bumbum bum...thanks for the likes!

    • @antoniusbritannia8217
      @antoniusbritannia8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      insurance agents are always trying to screw you

    • @galacticbat5224
      @galacticbat5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They’d probably say “sorry but this doesn’t cover tank...”

    • @toasterstore8031
      @toasterstore8031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We are farmers! BA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

    • @agbmoe
      @agbmoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@galacticbat5224 insurance adjuster here, this would definitely be covered. The real headache on one of these claims would be the subrogation (insurance company trying to recover from the at fault party). Obviously the driver wouldn't have any assets, but I wonder if they tried to pursue the government for not securing the tank properly. 🤔

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@agbmoe sovreign immunity. You would have to show gross neglegence.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    When you finally get into the military base in GTA V

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    This sounds like Trevor...

  • @59master60
    @59master60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Everyone gangsta until some crazy random person with a tank shows up.

  • @joshcassell8954
    @joshcassell8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I think this sounds like the craziest "suicide by cop" stories ever.

    • @LCO344
      @LCO344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      idk if the killdozer guy counts but that's pretty nuts as well

    • @InsertName159
      @InsertName159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Were not gonna see something like this again

    • @Quasindro
      @Quasindro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@InsertName159 give the US communists a few more months :)

    • @theeternalklansmanmaestro5039
      @theeternalklansmanmaestro5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They didnt have to shoot him when the tank got stucks, they only have to wait till the fuel is empty

    • @LCO344
      @LCO344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theeternalklansmanmaestro5039 yea, then they can shoot him :)

  • @mydudes4456
    @mydudes4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    7:53 The US military is so advanced that they developed an AH-1 Cobra that doesn't need a tail rotor to move

    • @archer24
      @archer24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yep logic 😂😂😂

    • @zombieo_43
      @zombieo_43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol! I just noticed that!

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Give it a break, the tail rotor was tired on that day

    • @vsolace4176
      @vsolace4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@goro123451 and physics just thought “yeah we’ll give him a break today”

    • @Da_Rivulet
      @Da_Rivulet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      o h m y g o d too true

  • @juparkjr1285
    @juparkjr1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Tank related video: *exists*
    World of Tanks ads: It's free real state

  • @Markov092
    @Markov092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As someone who works for police, I can only imagine dispatch receiving call from military about stolen vehicle and then giving information to patrols, that it is a tank.

    • @sbrazenor2
      @sbrazenor2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a great time to radio in a lunch break. 🤣

  • @fateproductions456
    @fateproductions456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    *Person steals a tank and goes on a rampage in 1995*
    Rockstar games: *"WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN"*

    • @PopeyeBjj86
      @PopeyeBjj86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GTA was originally cops n robbers a race type game like road rash, a glitch in the code made the police over violent and that's when they got the idea for GTA. 👍🏻 Glad I could educate

    • @PopeyeBjj86
      @PopeyeBjj86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captus2975 your a joke

    • @MasterChiefSnake19910128
      @MasterChiefSnake19910128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. The player inspired this story by stealing a tank in any Grand Theft Auto games.

  • @rdw1731
    @rdw1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    This reminds of something.
    *Cheat activated*

    • @s34nn35
      @s34nn35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      brings back memories from GTA SA

    • @rdw1731
      @rdw1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well for me its Vice City & GTA 3

    • @nothingtoseehere1221
      @nothingtoseehere1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aiwprton

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Gets shot at the neck*
      “Why won’t you die?l”
      “Baguvix son, it activates in response to physical trauma.”

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reminds me of KOTH, but at night.

  • @Xtariz
    @Xtariz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    So depression did this to a guy... He lost everything even himself...

    • @philslaya
      @philslaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Drugs and drinking on top

    • @sealornodeal5668
      @sealornodeal5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup.

    • @seyounya
      @seyounya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@philslaya "drugs and drinking "???? So alcohol is just a normal drink? It isn't a chemical psychoactive substance? Wtf?

    • @madman9565
      @madman9565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Arshia ppl mean alcohol drinking when they use it like that

    • @greenbin3028
      @greenbin3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@seyounya you understand context right? just checking in.

  • @L3GHO5T
    @L3GHO5T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I seen the camera footage of the tank driving down the street for the first time tonight, wanted to know more about it. What a sad story wish I didn’t look into it any more.

  • @woo8363
    @woo8363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    Yo this kinda sounds like a backstory of a GTA V character,

    • @pluggothesluggo5509
      @pluggothesluggo5509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      epic

    • @fucking1001000
      @fucking1001000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes

    • @pocono1322
      @pocono1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ok

    • @ryanbroguy
      @ryanbroguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice

    • @Crater7928
      @Crater7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's legit, I remember seeing the real footage on World's Scariest Police Chases on FOX back in 1996.

  • @Campbell-to7vp
    @Campbell-to7vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    In 20 years time our children will be watching a simple history episode about the Covid19 pandemic of 2020

    • @scinto23
      @scinto23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *hoax, there I fixed it for ya

    • @oumarkoume7238
      @oumarkoume7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@scinto23 and they will teach about the ignorant deniers and fools who made the virus worse as we do now with those who did the same in the Spanish Flu 100 years ago

    • @Milk_Bag67
      @Milk_Bag67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *I'm a dumbass, there I fixed it for ya

    • @evgenikolarov6599
      @evgenikolarov6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If we survive 2020

    • @shadowwriter329
      @shadowwriter329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t know what’s worst when that happens: the idiots believing it is a hoax making things worst, idiots not following guild lines for safety and believing stuff like going to the gym and hair salons were important, idiots believing that 5-G towers are the real cause, or the dumbass president that is making things worst even more. Yeah we’re screwed here and in the history books.

  • @klaus3048
    @klaus3048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "We got uhhhhhh......... artillery vehicle in uhhhhhh........ Grove Street."
    "Air support inbound."

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Predator Missile inbound

    • @Oilupimtherein5
      @Oilupimtherein5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can hear this

    • @saki3769
      @saki3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait wot? Grove Street? Is CJ at it again?

    • @madfrickinhank346
      @madfrickinhank346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TRICK OR TREAT, AMIGO

  • @firepheonix1584
    @firepheonix1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    To be honest I really feel sorry for the guy with most people in his life abandoning him

  • @oldtimer4791
    @oldtimer4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Police dispatcher: “911 what’s your emergency?”
    Guard: “this is the national guard we just had one of tanks stolen from us!”
    Police dispatcher: “what?!”
    The guards’ commanding officer: “WHAT?!?!”

    • @tankofnova9022
      @tankofnova9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Everyone that saw the rampaging tank.
      *WHAT!?!*

    • @WhyRook
      @WhyRook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You all fire

    • @dogsys
      @dogsys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hotel: Trivago!?!??!?!!

    • @Prehistoeif
      @Prehistoeif 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The President of the United States: *"WHAT?!?!?!??!??!?!!??!?!?*

  • @chirukun
    @chirukun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The guy in the tank: Excuse me...
    *do you know where the sabaton concert is?*

    • @KommandantPRatte
      @KommandantPRatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated coment

    • @timmygeary53
      @timmygeary53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love this

    • @GoodOldJakey
      @GoodOldJakey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mek142 *PRIMO VICTORIA!*

    • @chirukun
      @chirukun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @fukuanimepfpusing piecesofshits *Nobody ask*

    • @chirukun
      @chirukun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fukuanimepfpusing piecesofshits *Okay then~!*
      *Do whatever you want~*
      *And I don't care~*

  • @RamRancher18
    @RamRancher18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I thought Trevor from GTA 5 was a FICTIONAL character.

    • @firelordazula386
      @firelordazula386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is trevor brother,from another mother

    • @James-uu6xs
      @James-uu6xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are truly some crazies roaming out there.

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Considering this guy and Trevor both had military backgrounds one was a former tank driver in the US army in germany while Trevor was a former airforce pilot

    • @classifiedbell9027
      @classifiedbell9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe

  • @jhollie8196
    @jhollie8196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The SDPD officer that gained access to the tank was a SSgt who was a reserve at 4th Tank Bn. His dad retired from the Marines as a SgtMaj and very respected man.

  • @ghostcreeper243
    @ghostcreeper243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3747

    This dude played GTA in real life before it exist

    • @RamezMfathy
      @RamezMfathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah lmaaaaaaaoooo😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @Lloyd41123
      @Lloyd41123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He could have been trying to copy 69

    • @trogo3402
      @trogo3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Look at the thumbnail

    • @g3tshotheett
      @g3tshotheett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD

    • @CaptainLegionary
      @CaptainLegionary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol ur right

  • @OmarDelawar
    @OmarDelawar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I remember watching this on the news in Germany. All the Germans were thinking “Only in America”.

    • @DoctorYoda2
      @DoctorYoda2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lmao

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I remember thinking the same thing watching documentaries about Germany in the 1930s

    • @ppzuccunoreverse7460
      @ppzuccunoreverse7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I said the same thing when I learned about the third reich

    • @DoctorYoda2
      @DoctorYoda2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DiggitySlice Whoa aggro lmao

    • @solar2406
      @solar2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Docter Yoda fr he’s mad

  • @teagueohara5473
    @teagueohara5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    This is quite sad for him... a military veteran and he didn’t get any help, but he also stole a tank

    • @mrmcluffy2063
      @mrmcluffy2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Teague O'Hara great story to tell at parties tho

    • @cydenhc5524
      @cydenhc5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So deep

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he was dishonorably discharged, if I remember correctly that means he wouldn't get any benefits or any help... i think

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He was discharged, honorably or not, after 2 years. Everything that happened to him, happened *well* after his military career ended. He made poor choices in his life. The VA isn't there to bail you out if you hurt yourself on a civilian motorcycle unrelated to military service much less years after you start up your own business, or turn to drugs and alcohol.
      Don't try to make this into the VA failing him, because that is 100% not what happened.

    • @johnpaulabocad6941
      @johnpaulabocad6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@medical-cyanide1526 He did receive disciplinary action but he was still honorably discharged

  • @Housesider
    @Housesider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't help but feel empathy for the guy. He got screwed over COMPLETELY by life.

  • @Dave_thenerd
    @Dave_thenerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    World of Tanks ad Plays...seems legit.

    • @gkmginger56
      @gkmginger56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If your a gamer you play WOT but if your a Tanker Play WT

    • @PatrollerMojave22
      @PatrollerMojave22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not gonna lie, WOT is the best for mobile play. But War Thunder is the legend in pc.

    • @kingofavation7007
      @kingofavation7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gkmginger56 use the planes more than I use the tanks in war thunder

    • @jahelthegamer6827
      @jahelthegamer6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally not gta

    • @OliverFlinn
      @OliverFlinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PatrollerMojave22 wot = arcade wt = simulation

  • @ldl1477
    @ldl1477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Man, the 90's were great. You could be divorced, depressed, alcoholic, injured, broke, hooked on crystal meth, spending your free time digging holes in your back yard and STILL get a girlfriend ....

    • @matthewbrandin6947
      @matthewbrandin6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I imagine whoever she was, she was equally off her rocker

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    Plot twist: This was sponsored by Rockstar Games to advertise GTA

    • @adlestrop6691
      @adlestrop6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      B e c a u s e Y e s

    • @kubikkuratko188
      @kubikkuratko188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaellandin392 you advertise product before its made

    • @d1zzy_75
      @d1zzy_75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The PS5 GTA 5 release was a massive disappointment

    • @avelus5984
      @avelus5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      d1zzy_75
      IKR? PS5 didn’t want none of that

    • @benoliver991
      @benoliver991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fala mané

  • @otaviocamanho1135
    @otaviocamanho1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "911 what can i help you"
    "hmmm, our tank has been stolen"

    • @user-js3rn3sv8x
      @user-js3rn3sv8x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👉👈 😳

    • @KevinRichards-my5oj
      @KevinRichards-my5oj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
      Guard: One of our tanks has been stolen from over here at the armory.
      911 operator: Ok but do you know if anyone has been hurt or killed?
      Guard: I don't know. I don't think so.
      911 operator: Sir this is 911. We don't take care of stolen vehicle calls. Something like that, you should talk to the police about & file a report. So go ahead & give them a call. Give them all the information you know including the model & color of the tank that was stolen.

  • @SharpForceTrauma
    @SharpForceTrauma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    What we expected: Crazy guy wanted to reenact GTA
    What we got: Poor guy who had the whole world against him and snapped

    • @longnecks1351
      @longnecks1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So the Joker?

    • @JakeDaSnake100
      @JakeDaSnake100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reese Weber Pretty much like the joker but he was smarter 🤣

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JakeDaSnake100 Joker lived, among the least of it. How was the guy smarter?

  • @everybodybeguccified575
    @everybodybeguccified575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    For anyone wondering this is how people become homeless, many weren’t always junkies

  • @spookypunky
    @spookypunky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I remember this, I was in high school. The 90s were crazy: Blackhawk Down, N Hollywood shootout, OJ Simpson trial, Clinton gets busted, signs China into NAFTA,....
    2020: hold my mask

    • @kkarx
      @kkarx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      November will be epic. :-D

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @nene_san
      @nene_san 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kkarx nnn isn't epic

    • @abdullahtsabita.i.8212
      @abdullahtsabita.i.8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kkarx Why?

    • @jigrodrigues
      @jigrodrigues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget Waco, Oklahoma and columbine

  • @Hikkuso
    @Hikkuso 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is a legend and a history person now. Not just a common guy anymore.

  • @RedneckRapture
    @RedneckRapture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I saw this on the news when I was younger. It was interesting and dad, who was active duty at the time, wondered how the police would stop a tank. All the way until it got stuck, he was thinking it'd last until the tank ran out of fuel.

  • @jordanwurtele5714
    @jordanwurtele5714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I actually know this story all too well. I was born on the day this happened AND the tank drove past the hospital I was born in. 😅

    • @boyww1boyww271
      @boyww1boyww271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow the tanks really wants to greet you and I am 9 years old😆

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're lucky you're in San Diego

    • @duck5304
      @duck5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s actually lit, like imagine being born and then there’s a makeshift parade for you

    • @mrgopnik5964
      @mrgopnik5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This must have been one intense labour your mother went trough

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talk about having an amazing story told to you and to tell others 🇨🇦

  • @t_albino
    @t_albino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    This is the most American story ever. The only way it could get even more American is if Michael Bay directed a movie about it.

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am wondering when that will happen 🤔

    • @t_albino
      @t_albino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tanks-formers
      with Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox
      WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
      JUST DOOOO IT

    • @dotmbarricade3424
      @dotmbarricade3424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bay already did it in transformers (2007) the tank transformer brawl

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Estela Lopez Yeah

    • @heroicaknight4735
      @heroicaknight4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Although, he'd make it so the tank had ammo, went on a multi-hour rampage, and killed hundreds if not thousands of people...

  • @BotoFett
    @BotoFett ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved this whole experience. Lived in San Diego at the time in those neighborhoods my uncles friends RV was the one taken out. Across the street from that RV is a school. This was crazy. Story was guy lost everything. He was on his way to downtown SD to the court house with that tank.

  • @thebest-do8sk
    @thebest-do8sk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Nelson:im here to steal a tank to start a rampage
    Military guard:understandable have a great day

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    Florida man: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

    • @Corindon
      @Corindon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hahaha YESS

    • @ssnwan
      @ssnwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Chicago: can i join too?

    • @mateostefancic4015
      @mateostefancic4015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that guy he mean he s in gta

    • @charlescalvin4057
      @charlescalvin4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A T-rex with internet YOU ARE MY OPPONENT lol and also where police car are car from JP the lost word

    • @whw148
      @whw148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marvin Heemeyer

  • @sasulramurica1380
    @sasulramurica1380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This guy : Drives a tank
    RockstarGames : *Interesting*

  • @basicallyshane7154
    @basicallyshane7154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    me when i had to speak in front of the class: 5:30

  • @pusheenthecat9264
    @pusheenthecat9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The first cop chasing the tank: "we have a suspect I cannot stop
    Requesting asssistance."
    Hq: "explain the vehicle."
    Cop:
    *Uh, well you see...*

    • @RedneckRapture
      @RedneckRapture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sarcastic officer: Suspect vehicle is a 1980 Chrysler, military green in color. Has a distinctive track noise when it moves.

    • @theheavytonk928
      @theheavytonk928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cops: We need help from the.......
      Battleship: We’re listening

  • @immaculatemischief
    @immaculatemischief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    "Florida man moves to California"

  • @grunt1705
    @grunt1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    *The guy who was patrolling at that moment* : I mean he looked the part of a tank driver and nobody else was really questioning his presence so we
    let him go.

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Hey Shawn did you hear a tank was on the rampage?”
    “Yeah it’s on the news.”
    “Want me to head to your basement to stay safe?”
    “Yeah you’re just five streets away from me. Quickly get here before the tank gets here.”
    *sees Shawn turn the corner in the M60 with several cop cars on him*