So let me get this straight… You faked the death of a non existent 80 year old gamer friend, lied about how long you and your friends have been searching for this secret, wrote an ENTIRE extensive script about fate, gods, ancient philosophy and wisdom that probably required a decent amount of background research, formatted and edited a very nice looking 30 minute long video all just to tell us a spot on the Conan map looks like Amogus? That’s fucking so incredibly based I can’t even begin to describe it
god bless you for typing this so i could know to skip the video. the low grade seething in some of the comments now makes sense. lmao. ur a real one. ciao 👋
Wow! This is your best work yet..Such a thought-provoking video! My heart and soul will never be the same. R.I.P. Ozark, you will always be among us...
This was a journey for me. Been awake for like 40 hours, and just listening to this, no sleep, already a gullible little guppy when not tired.... when I say I was IN this story I mean it. I was so riveted listening, and the references This was legit a spiritual knowledge journey. That ending. That ending was so unexpected and hilarious, truly caught me off guard. God I love this channel. If anyone's mad, Cero, please remind them THEY are the ones who asked YOU for more conan content. 😂
A truly inspiring video, Cero. It's lovely to see a group of gamers so invested in doing what they love. Makes me think about all the people I got to know in my years of gaming, the many friends made along the way. Special people like Ozark - May he rest in peace. Great to reminisce about simpler times, of course you should never forget about the beginning. Unbelievable, how all of our journeys are so different, yet they coalesced here somehow. I'm just glad I was part of it. So, no matter what you decide to do in the future, we'll always support you.
After that ending you got me wondering if I really needed a concrete answer after all, whether the dramatic rug pulling at the end was an attempt to highlight the importance of the journey or objective over its answer or conclusion. You have me becoming, to use your words, one of those "people willing to spend weeks solving ridiculous puzzles with only the vaguest of hints to guide them." in an effort to determine what this video meant. And maybe Ozark was real, and this was just your way of remembering him and keeping his spirit on.
I legit can't tell if this was a the most complex and energy intensive troll I have ever seen, or it's all true and he put the last part in just to fuck with us.
Yo I just started the video up I wasn't expecting it today. Your great man and your content is one of the best thanks for putting in so much effort in every video you do
😂😂 that ending though. I am impressed at the amount of research you did for a troll. If you take the human brain and cut it in half long wise, you see the Eye of Horus. The pineal gland is the Iris and the brain meat around it forms the Eye of Horus. Which is drawn all over Egypt.
Im a year late to this party... found your channel six hours ago, subbed after a video or two. I was along for this wild friggin ride, bought it hook line and sinker, only to make it to the end and wish that i could sub to you again. The sheer will and dedication to the craft is magnificent. Bravo, good sir, I look forward to more of your content.
5 long years. 5 absolutely tiresome years. No one thought there was anything left to find. But thisasyerpiece of a video, comes along and blows everything we know about this game sky high. For those of you that are interested in the lore of Conan Exiles, I implore you to watch this video, in its entirety, at 0.5 speed. It captures the storytelling so well at that speed. Thank yoi for your service sir, you may rest now.
At points I thought you were reaching way too far for some of these connections but damn they way it all comes together in the end shows just how true it actually is. Masterful shitpost my good sir. Also I need to know. Did you do all that research just for the video or are you just that knowledgeable? Or is it an example of stating things with such confidence that it sounds true?
Actually he didn't make up the Mythology, Anthropology and History displayed in this video. It's all legit, and takes many years of research to learn. He's obviously been interested in it for a while and is just knowlegable
@@scythianking7315 oh damn, its really neat to hear that all the Mythology, Anthropology and History talk is real lol. Now I know it wont clutter my brain with false facts when i remember it in the future
Incredibly entertaining. I am so glad that I did not start reading the comments during the vid (I have a bad habit of that) because I was engaged right to the end. Well done Ceronesthes.... Very well done!
I love your Conan videos. I will always watch, this is one of my favorite channels on YT. Please keep torturing yourself for us with constant play throughs :)
Magnificent! Best entertainment value per minute I’ve ever had on TH-cam. My condolences for the passing of your friend Ozark. He seemed like I guy I would have liked to know. The only problem is that I from now on gonna see signs and clues everywhere - any time I play Conan exiles. Takes the attention away from staying alive for another day….
That was amazing. I was going to be moved that all that lunacy, literally in some cases, was a fitting tribute to an ancient gamer, but possibly even more impressed that absolutely everything was bollocks. Did you make up the XP numbers and everything to fit to 9 too?
Danm, for someone who claims to not like the game, you sure keep making awesome videos of it! I didn't think much about what's beyond the solar eclipse in the upcoming 3rd chapter, But now, after watching this video, I can't stop thinking that it might be the Golden Age of The Unnamed City Any tinfoil hat left for that?
Your understanding of the deeper mysteries of this game is impressive. I wonder if the devs had spent far less time hardcoding this ancient piece of wisdom into the game if it would have had less bugs? (Note: edited to appease grammar nazis)
"You're understanding of the deeper mysteries of this game is impressive"... I absolutely cannot believe you placed the word "You're" in this sentence.
Amizing amazing. I play this game for so long I never imagined all off this. Know I really hope that funcom watches this video and give you some credit for the hours that you guys put on this. Well done. By fur u are my favorite creater on Conan exiles. So many stories amizing amazing
Love the game. Big secret I would like to know is when is fun com going to fix the disappearing items, thralls and horse....lost all of them at once... discouraged me to even play anymore....any thoughts? And I already tried to track...says they following even if I click on another thrall.
i remember one time in a past video you said something along the lines of "if my videos were scripted they would be much better than this". Way to prove yourself right, because my god
I was a die-hard TSW fan and was mesmerized by the environmental storytelling in that game. I always felt there were loads of things left unsolved. I played some Conan Exiles too, but I never got deep enough into it to realize any of this was there.. Huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you had thoughts on the presence of the map in the window near the horned god pub in TSW. It doesn't seem to correspond to anything in TSW. Maybe it's for another game? Maybe it was the conan exiles map? i don't remember. I'm sure I have a screenshot of it somewhere.. There's also the matter of the presence of a lot of non-egyptian artifacts in the Ankh and elsewhere in the Egypt zones. It's mostly stuff from mesopotamia, but displayed in a way that indicates it's from the third age or older. Paused at 16:05 in the video to jot this down while it was still fresh in mind. Back to the so far very excellent video (as always). Edit: You brilliant bastard.
I wonder what kind of lore video series cero could pull for conan exiles. I bet he could do a reasonable job actually pointing out references and easter-eggs going back and forth from RE:HOWARD to exiles
Just a day or two ago I realized "dang I havent seen a post from that Ceronesthes guy in a while about how he will totally have another video up eventually." Checked on your channel and this bad boy came out like two months ago. Thanks TH-cam. Really appreciate it. Also this ending got me fucked up.
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OZARK was a super cool player!
Rest in peace Ozark. Your legacy lives on among us all.
AMONG US
🙏
69 nice
hmmmmmm... that's kinda sus
Btw who is Ozark
wasn't expecting such a meaningful ending
So let me get this straight…
You faked the death of a non existent 80 year old gamer friend, lied about how long you and your friends have been searching for this secret, wrote an ENTIRE extensive script about fate, gods, ancient philosophy and wisdom that probably required a decent amount of background research, formatted and edited a very nice looking 30 minute long video all just to tell us a spot on the Conan map looks like Amogus? That’s fucking so incredibly based I can’t even begin to describe it
god bless you for typing this so i could know to skip the video. the low grade seething in some of the comments now makes sense. lmao. ur a real one. ciao 👋
I honestly have no clue how to feel after that ending😭
same and I wonder if some people that commented watched the last 2 seconds that left me speachless.
We’ve all been BAMBOOZLED!
Entertained!
Get bodied!!! xD
Wow! This is your best work yet..Such a thought-provoking video! My heart and soul will never be the same. R.I.P. Ozark, you will always be among us...
Bruh I almost shed a tear 😢
i would have never guessed that such deep lore was hiding among us, thank you for the amazing video
A good story teller includes truth, lies, and mystery.
You sir have a gift, cuz I enjoyed the trip so much I wasn't even mad at the end.
D00d you just described what I felt 😂
I was
This was an emotional rollercoaster.
honestly the ending to this, the build up, the lore, the effort. i am actually in awe!
yeah it was certainly a well crafted narrative delivered very masterfully.
Man.... when i say my jaw was on the floor with the reveal.... i have no words. Amazing.
Wish I could chip in more! Love the content! :3
Thank you my man, every dollar helps! I can use it to bribe Cletus into giving me some fresh air
This was a journey for me. Been awake for like 40 hours, and just listening to this, no sleep, already a gullible little guppy when not tired.... when I say I was IN this story I mean it. I was so riveted listening, and the references This was legit a spiritual knowledge journey. That ending. That ending was so unexpected and hilarious, truly caught me off guard. God I love this channel. If anyone's mad, Cero, please remind them THEY are the ones who asked YOU for more conan content. 😂
This game looks amazing
I laughed, I cried, I got chills!
Thank you for the amazing birthday surprise from my favorite TH-cam grub. 😂
Crazy that you were able to suss out this secret that has been among us this entire time.
...You...
This mystery really wraps some long unanswered questions for sure. That ending was beautiful, RIP Ozark.
He is back!! Best content creator for Conan! I'm sure he could kick butt in other game content as well. We would just have to support our boy.
TH-cam has decreed that this shall be a Conan channel. And so it shall be till the end of time.
Such a shame he can't play rust
Ah but his videos on the vampire pvp game are godlike broooooo. i want more!!
@@duce_hosk7730 they are good but they severely underperform. The TH-cam gods decision is final.
Bro. Facts. Cero is very Entertaining!!!
This video was actually really good man. The ending was hilarious, but you actually had me interested in all the hidden clue stuff.
This was some great work man..Really loving it- As a TSW player and long time Conan player I feel like i lived through all of that with you.
This is the best video of this decade to be released on this platform. Thank you.
A truly inspiring video, Cero. It's lovely to see a group of gamers so invested in doing what they love.
Makes me think about all the people I got to know in my years of gaming, the many friends made along the way. Special people like
Ozark - May he rest in peace.
Great to reminisce about simpler times, of course you should never forget about the beginning.
Unbelievable, how all of our journeys are so different, yet they coalesced here somehow. I'm just glad I was part of it.
So, no matter what you decide to do in the future, we'll always support you.
POV you didn’t watch until the end
Like I said, it's important to focus on the beginning
@@maxeline9515 he doesn't know hehe
You should probably finish the video bud...
@@oldmanscrubbles7645 Sure, the ending is important, but I think the first part is even more crucial - in all things. This video, my comment, life...
After that ending you got me wondering if I really needed a concrete answer after all, whether the dramatic rug pulling at the end was an attempt to highlight the importance of the journey or objective over its answer or conclusion. You have me becoming, to use your words, one of those "people willing to spend weeks solving ridiculous puzzles with only the vaguest of hints to guide them." in an effort to determine what this video meant. And maybe Ozark was real, and this was just your way of remembering him and keeping his spirit on.
Fantastic work! I have no idea how you guys figured this out. Truly unbelievable work.
This has directly inspired me to look for other mysteries within Conan unseen to the uncultured eye thank you kind sir!
I legit can't tell if this was a the most complex and energy intensive troll I have ever seen, or it's all true and he put the last part in just to fuck with us.
ever wonder why the servers are dead in official pvp? because of his internet gang
@@XavierBasurto777 My internet gang? I hope you're not referring to Igor, he's a good lad and does his best
Dude I miss Classic Secret World so damn much, thanks for giving me some of those dopamine levels back man!
Your dedication is truly astonishing, honestly can’t believe it’s been there the whole time. Truly an enlightening experience thank you!
Yo I just started the video up I wasn't expecting it today. Your great man and your content is one of the best thanks for putting in so much effort in every video you do
Love the effort you put into your vids man seriously you're talented. Also I have every Conan book right in front of me.
a real thought provoking piece. gonna be honest here, I saw a conan video from you and initially thought 'Cletus must've gotten him again.'
Notification gang! Glad to see you Cero ^^
That was well worth the price of admission. Golf claps all around.
😂😂 that ending though. I am impressed at the amount of research you did for a troll.
If you take the human brain and cut it in half long wise, you see the Eye of Horus. The pineal gland is the Iris and the brain meat around it forms the Eye of Horus. Which is drawn all over Egypt.
Babe, exist. Cero is suffering for content again!
I think this is the greatest video essay I've ever seen... And I hate it.
Im a year late to this party... found your channel six hours ago, subbed after a video or two. I was along for this wild friggin ride, bought it hook line and sinker, only to make it to the end and wish that i could sub to you again. The sheer will and dedication to the craft is magnificent. Bravo, good sir, I look forward to more of your content.
welcome backk!!!! great vid
5 long years. 5 absolutely tiresome years. No one thought there was anything left to find. But thisasyerpiece of a video, comes along and blows everything we know about this game sky high. For those of you that are interested in the lore of Conan Exiles, I implore you to watch this video, in its entirety, at 0.5 speed. It captures the storytelling so well at that speed. Thank yoi for your service sir, you may rest now.
Well played, Ceronesthes.
Without a doubt the best video to ever be posted on TH-cam
Yes!!!! I was wait for this video to come out great job
That was a magnificent leap of logic.
Such great research, such rigorous set up, and then, the capstone.
Chef's kiss.
I was so invested into this haha. You are the best storyteller on youtube, please keep up the content, we don't care what it's on!
thank you my man, I appreciate it!
At points I thought you were reaching way too far for some of these connections but damn they way it all comes together in the end shows just how true it actually is.
Masterful shitpost my good sir.
Also I need to know. Did you do all that research just for the video or are you just that knowledgeable? Or is it an example of stating things with such confidence that it sounds true?
Actually he didn't make up the Mythology, Anthropology and History displayed in this video. It's all legit, and takes many years of research to learn. He's obviously been interested in it for a while and is just knowlegable
@@scythianking7315 oh damn, its really neat to hear that all the Mythology, Anthropology and History talk is real lol. Now I know it wont clutter my brain with false facts when i remember it in the future
This is a beautiful video, man. Everything about it is crafted with care and it really shows
Even his shitposting has epic storytelling.
What a great video the final reveal was awe inspiring.
Incredibly entertaining. I am so glad that I did not start reading the comments during the vid (I have a bad habit of that) because I was engaged right to the end. Well done Ceronesthes.... Very well done!
Whaaaaat? Definitely bodied. The feels… the journey… the lore, well played indeed.
I listened to this video while I worked. I had to watch it over again to digest all the imagery. Your editing really transports me there.
LOL 32:00 I posted that map (with my own edits) many times in 4ch and 8kun boards.
I love your Conan videos. I will always watch, this is one of my favorite channels on YT. Please keep torturing yourself for us with constant play throughs :)
The amount of references to 9 warrants an emergency meeting.
this is how i feel about teso , played it since day one with the same people and we are like family all over the globe today
Magnificent! Best entertainment value per minute I’ve ever had on TH-cam. My condolences for the passing of your friend Ozark. He seemed like I guy I would have liked to know. The only problem is that I from now on gonna see signs and clues everywhere - any time I play Conan exiles. Takes the attention away from staying alive for another day….
I think a collab with old Craig would be a fun video. ceronesthes would make a very slippery rat with his skill set I think.
That was amazing. I was going to be moved that all that lunacy, literally in some cases, was a fitting tribute to an ancient gamer, but possibly even more impressed that absolutely everything was bollocks. Did you make up the XP numbers and everything to fit to 9 too?
of course not, look at the likes for your comment
There always has to be at least one turd to spoil it for people.
@@gregpenismith1248 fr fr
this may be the best vid on youtube
Come into my feed (because I forgot to watch it sooner).... Give me nostalgia..... shatter my hopes at the end....
Danm, for someone who claims to not like the game, you sure keep making awesome videos of it!
I didn't think much about what's beyond the solar eclipse in the upcoming 3rd chapter,
But now, after watching this video, I can't stop thinking that it might be the Golden Age of The Unnamed City
Any tinfoil hat left for that?
Truly one of the videos of all time.
I had a feeling you were trolling but I didn't see that coming ngl
So uh... Cero just dropped Socal Lady killer on us. Alright. It was fun
Your understanding of the deeper mysteries of this game is impressive. I wonder if the devs had spent far less time hardcoding this ancient piece of wisdom into the game if it would have had less bugs? (Note: edited to appease grammar nazis)
"You're understanding of the deeper mysteries of this game is impressive"... I absolutely cannot believe you placed the word "You're" in this sentence.
@@Semirotta moaning about grammar... Cringe.
Rest easy Ozark as a Conan fan and a castlevania fan this video is amazing
I have to say, this was enlightening, I've changed my whole religious beliefs thanks to this video, thank you. The ending? Spectacular.
The end of this is why i really enjoy your content. You are a great storyteller in v rising and conan.
Does anybody know what film/short is shown at 30:30?
Worth every second of my time. Would watch again.
Real talk, you had me going. Bravo.
Was any of that true at all? Like the whispering set altars?
Good grief I am so glad for a conan video from my fave creator. I love when you make these videos! Keep up the GREAT work you beautiful bastidge ;)
I will remember this for Sea of Thieves.
Insanely well done video!
My suspicions were correct. But would of been more appropriate for April 1st😂
Jeez the amount of work that went into this. Mind blowing.
Thus begins the search for the secrets on Isle of Siptah
Part of me is mad I didn't see it. But this video was masterfully done.
What a well spent half hour that was, thank you sir! You are a scholar!
Man i love game developers like these. So rare
The latest masterpiece from a visionary, filmmaker Cero! IT BROKE NEW GROUNDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
This is why you’re the best Conan TH-camr.
At first I was sus, but then I was really informed. Great video! Great content!
This is a masterpiece that ending truly put a tear to my eye.
Hats of to you sir this is a masterpiece
Not the video I expected but the one I didnt know I needed
Almost like I called this out on all your other posts hyping this video up 😂 bodied.
The amount of real life research required for this video is astonishing.
That ending was... profound. A+ content!
Amizing amazing. I play this game for so long I never imagined all off this. Know I really hope that funcom watches this video and give you some credit for the hours that you guys put on this. Well done. By fur u are my favorite creater on Conan exiles. So many stories amizing amazing
I've been had. Well played sir, you had me going the whole way to the very end. A little early for an April Fools joke.
"Philosophizing about YMIR!" The soda I was drinking at that moment went up my nose 😂
Love the game. Big secret I would like to know is when is fun com going to fix the disappearing items, thralls and horse....lost all of them at once... discouraged me to even play anymore....any thoughts? And I already tried to track...says they following even if I click on another thrall.
i remember one time in a past video you said something along the lines of "if my videos were scripted they would be much better than this". Way to prove yourself right, because my god
Yo my dude , theres a black yeti in the warbringer dungeon, is it fightable? i cant find a way to it
ive tried breaking the ice but it doesnt work
o7 - epic video sir!
Not what I expected, but pleasently surprised, that Cero made his degree in mythology and symbolic xD high quality video as allways nonetheless :)
I was a die-hard TSW fan and was mesmerized by the environmental storytelling in that game. I always felt there were loads of things left unsolved. I played some Conan Exiles too, but I never got deep enough into it to realize any of this was there.. Huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you had thoughts on the presence of the map in the window near the horned god pub in TSW. It doesn't seem to correspond to anything in TSW. Maybe it's for another game? Maybe it was the conan exiles map? i don't remember. I'm sure I have a screenshot of it somewhere.. There's also the matter of the presence of a lot of non-egyptian artifacts in the Ankh and elsewhere in the Egypt zones. It's mostly stuff from mesopotamia, but displayed in a way that indicates it's from the third age or older.
Paused at 16:05 in the video to jot this down while it was still fresh in mind. Back to the so far very excellent video (as always).
Edit: You brilliant bastard.
I wonder what kind of lore video series cero could pull for conan exiles. I bet he could do a reasonable job actually pointing out references and easter-eggs going back and forth from RE:HOWARD to exiles
Just a day or two ago I realized "dang I havent seen a post from that Ceronesthes guy in a while about how he will totally have another video up eventually." Checked on your channel and this bad boy came out like two months ago. Thanks TH-cam. Really appreciate it. Also this ending got me fucked up.